1 00:00:00,219 --> 00:00:03,078 Previously on Wynonna Earp... 2 00:00:03,081 --> 00:00:05,601 - You're injured. - That's no ordinary gun. 3 00:00:05,604 --> 00:00:08,359 - I have to find this psycho named Tucker. - Ugh! 4 00:00:08,361 --> 00:00:10,007 Constance. He killed the Stone Witch. 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,363 - That little Tucker is dead. - Wynonna's pregnant. 6 00:00:12,365 --> 00:00:14,031 - You're... - Knocked up. 7 00:00:14,033 --> 00:00:17,535 - Everything's changed. - Wanted you to hear it from me. 8 00:00:17,537 --> 00:00:18,640 Give her this. 9 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:20,805 It always comes back to the Curse, Waves, always. 10 00:00:20,807 --> 00:00:23,617 - I wasn't the heir. - You're not even an Earp. 11 00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:26,043 The Seven are gone. 12 00:00:27,712 --> 00:00:29,079 Just like that, huh? 13 00:00:31,116 --> 00:00:33,884 Marshals! Come out with your hands up! 14 00:00:33,886 --> 00:00:35,920 Tucker Gardner, we're here for you, 15 00:00:35,922 --> 00:00:38,255 - you little skidmark. - Help us. 16 00:00:38,257 --> 00:00:41,359 - Help! - I'm gonna go. 17 00:00:41,361 --> 00:00:44,328 Wynonna? 18 00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:47,138 - Thank God you came! - Where's your deviant brother? 19 00:00:47,141 --> 00:00:50,468 You don't have him? Great police work, just stellar. 20 00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:52,370 I'm sorry, I'm-I'm... 21 00:00:52,372 --> 00:00:55,206 I'm just really freaked out and, um, angry. 22 00:00:55,208 --> 00:00:57,775 I'll check the bedrooms. 23 00:00:57,777 --> 00:00:59,777 The last thing we remember, we passed out, 24 00:00:59,779 --> 00:01:02,480 and then we woke up locked in this room. 25 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:05,683 While you say you were asleep, 26 00:01:05,685 --> 00:01:07,752 Pervert Gardner Junior 27 00:01:07,754 --> 00:01:10,488 kidnapped a girl and held her in my sister's bedroom. 28 00:01:12,124 --> 00:01:15,126 I wish I could say I didn't know it was just a matter of time. 29 00:01:15,128 --> 00:01:16,927 Tucker's out of his tree. He must have roofied 30 00:01:16,929 --> 00:01:18,963 - the Pinot Grigio. - So you two don't happen 31 00:01:18,965 --> 00:01:20,564 to know a couple of bitches who like to get 32 00:01:20,566 --> 00:01:22,600 their Halloween on in creepy, black dresses? 33 00:01:22,602 --> 00:01:25,253 Umm, no idea what you're talking about. 34 00:01:26,304 --> 00:01:29,607 You sure you're not just hormonal? Mazel Tov. 35 00:01:29,609 --> 00:01:31,075 We've been locked in here for days. 36 00:01:31,077 --> 00:01:33,511 We're victims, just like everyone else! 37 00:01:33,513 --> 00:01:34,945 Everyone? 38 00:01:34,947 --> 00:01:36,672 Yeah. 39 00:01:36,675 --> 00:01:39,650 She doesn't need a backrub. We need you to get your ass in gear 40 00:01:39,652 --> 00:01:41,919 - and find Tucker. - Frankly, he terrifies me. 41 00:01:44,856 --> 00:01:47,158 We'll be watching the house 24-7. 42 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:49,260 You're watching us?! What... what the hell? 43 00:01:49,262 --> 00:01:51,595 It's for your protection. 44 00:01:51,597 --> 00:01:53,597 Yeah, just in case he comes back. 45 00:01:53,599 --> 00:01:55,599 If you have nothing to hide, what's the problem? 46 00:01:55,601 --> 00:01:57,735 We're not like our brother. 47 00:01:57,737 --> 00:01:59,537 I thought you of all people would get that. 48 00:02:01,273 --> 00:02:03,340 Nah, sorry. I don't have time 49 00:02:03,342 --> 00:02:05,810 - to play nice anymore. - Here's our card. 50 00:02:05,812 --> 00:02:08,779 Let us know if you see him. 51 00:02:15,954 --> 00:02:18,522 - What is it? - I don't know for sure yet, 52 00:02:18,524 --> 00:02:20,324 - but I feel it in my gut. - Huh? 53 00:02:20,326 --> 00:02:22,226 - Don't look at my gut. - Oh, sorry. 54 00:02:22,228 --> 00:02:24,228 Uh, have you seen a doctor or...? 55 00:02:24,230 --> 00:02:26,030 - Mercedes wasn't Mercedes! - Mm-hmm? 56 00:02:26,032 --> 00:02:28,299 Usually, she's a fun bitch, not a bitch bitch, 57 00:02:28,301 --> 00:02:30,901 which is like "Whoa, bitch," but... 58 00:02:30,903 --> 00:02:33,088 - It's a bitch thing. - Yeah, clearly. 59 00:02:33,091 --> 00:02:35,639 Tucker had Hypnos put the town to sleep for the Widows. 60 00:02:35,641 --> 00:02:37,675 Are the Gardner sisters working for them too? 61 00:02:37,677 --> 00:02:40,244 I don't have the resources to monitor this place 24-7, 62 00:02:40,246 --> 00:02:42,680 but I've learned to trust your instincts. 63 00:02:42,682 --> 00:02:44,858 Well, I hope so 'cause 64 00:02:44,861 --> 00:02:48,051 not being able to trust anyone ever, it's just... 65 00:02:48,054 --> 00:02:50,521 Super lonely. Yeah, I feel you, bitch. 66 00:02:50,523 --> 00:02:52,690 You can't say that, 67 00:02:52,692 --> 00:02:54,309 that's our... Ooh! 68 00:02:54,312 --> 00:02:57,527 - Head rush. - Hey, you're alright? Listen, 69 00:02:57,530 --> 00:02:59,563 if you want to be in the field, you're gonna get some sort 70 00:02:59,565 --> 00:03:02,066 - of health clearance, OK? - Oh, I just need 71 00:03:02,068 --> 00:03:03,834 yogurt, stat. 72 00:03:03,836 --> 00:03:06,470 OK. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy. 73 00:03:06,472 --> 00:03:07,671 Oh. 74 00:03:10,041 --> 00:03:11,842 Hey, Doc. 75 00:03:11,844 --> 00:03:13,577 We got a Code Rainbow. 76 00:03:13,579 --> 00:03:15,412 We should have claimed new faces 77 00:03:15,414 --> 00:03:17,214 when we had the chance. 78 00:03:17,216 --> 00:03:19,517 She knows it was us. She was checking my arm. 79 00:03:19,519 --> 00:03:21,519 If she touched me, I would have screamed. 80 00:03:21,521 --> 00:03:23,257 - We should go. - The Gardners disappear 81 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:25,374 from Purgatory, they'll be even more suspicious. 82 00:03:28,176 --> 00:03:30,403 We can't risk them finding this. 83 00:03:30,406 --> 00:03:33,197 That little shit killed one of the two people who knew 84 00:03:33,199 --> 00:03:35,065 how to find the third seal. 85 00:03:35,067 --> 00:03:36,499 Hm, Tucker, 86 00:03:36,502 --> 00:03:38,903 he was simply too... human. 87 00:03:38,905 --> 00:03:41,272 As for his little gift... 88 00:03:41,274 --> 00:03:43,574 Maybe Constance can still 89 00:03:43,576 --> 00:03:46,043 - help us. - We can't hurt her anymore. 90 00:03:46,045 --> 00:03:48,913 If we can't hurt her, we can't trust her. 91 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:56,887 We need to work fast, keep Wynonna and that gun away 92 00:03:56,889 --> 00:03:59,056 until we find the last seal. 93 00:03:59,058 --> 00:04:00,624 And then... 94 00:04:00,626 --> 00:04:03,394 Our love burns bright and true. 95 00:04:05,730 --> 00:04:08,966 Holliday. 96 00:04:11,337 --> 00:04:14,738 Wake up. 97 00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:16,340 - Reeves! - Hmm? 98 00:04:16,342 --> 00:04:18,917 - Wake up. - Uh... 99 00:04:20,478 --> 00:04:23,347 - Did I fall asleep? - I did it. 100 00:04:23,349 --> 00:04:24,815 I found him. 101 00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:30,955 You found him? Are you certain, Charlie? 102 00:04:30,957 --> 00:04:32,556 He has been decloaked. 103 00:04:32,558 --> 00:04:35,326 Alright. 104 00:04:35,328 --> 00:04:37,261 I knew you could do it. 105 00:04:37,263 --> 00:04:38,829 Fetch me my pistol. 106 00:04:38,831 --> 00:04:42,600 Still, after all these years. 107 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:46,604 No matter. 108 00:04:46,606 --> 00:04:48,906 This one's worth the wait. 109 00:04:48,908 --> 00:04:50,341 Mark him with fire. 110 00:04:50,343 --> 00:04:51,976 We need to do this one by the book. 111 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:58,339 Doc Holiday will hang for his crimes. 112 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:09,859 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 113 00:05:27,195 --> 00:05:30,514 - These Widows, what are they? - Unclassified entities. 114 00:05:30,516 --> 00:05:32,616 They broke out of BBD containment 115 00:05:32,618 --> 00:05:34,084 thanks to Doc's dynamite. 116 00:05:34,086 --> 00:05:37,087 Not that I blame him for anything. 117 00:05:37,089 --> 00:05:39,056 "Unclassified"? 118 00:05:39,058 --> 00:05:41,358 Well, BBD is a big, 119 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,027 bureaucratic place. 120 00:05:43,029 --> 00:05:44,995 We hadn't gotten around to examining them 121 00:05:44,997 --> 00:05:47,097 yet. They were sealed 122 00:05:47,099 --> 00:05:49,099 in that shipping container for over a century. 123 00:05:49,102 --> 00:05:51,657 Together? Hope they had mints. 124 00:05:51,660 --> 00:05:53,704 That's why we didn't know 125 00:05:53,706 --> 00:05:55,506 about the paralyzing venom. 126 00:05:55,508 --> 00:05:58,042 Yeah, which hurts like a mother. Oh, no offense. 127 00:05:58,044 --> 00:06:00,210 What we do know is 128 00:06:00,212 --> 00:06:02,913 that they've destroyed two seals and are tearing 129 00:06:02,915 --> 00:06:04,782 Purgatory apart to find the third. 130 00:06:04,784 --> 00:06:07,751 Yes. Still working on the why. 131 00:06:07,753 --> 00:06:09,670 Hey, I've translated some of the text 132 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,306 from one of the seal fragments. 133 00:06:11,309 --> 00:06:14,776 It's ancient Phoenician. "Let Thee Rise." 134 00:06:14,779 --> 00:06:16,760 "Let Thee Rise"? 135 00:06:16,762 --> 00:06:19,463 Dramatic. Ominous. 136 00:06:19,465 --> 00:06:21,432 My least favourite Boyz II Men album. 137 00:06:22,901 --> 00:06:25,135 OK, so why didn't Tucker get breath bombed? 138 00:06:25,137 --> 00:06:28,138 Huh? And how did they recruit him? 139 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:30,941 They needed him. He's always been a royal dink, 140 00:06:30,943 --> 00:06:33,911 and evil sniffs out evil, like cancer. 141 00:06:33,913 --> 00:06:36,947 - And Mercedes and Beth? - They also have something to do with this. 142 00:06:36,949 --> 00:06:39,750 The doctor is in. 143 00:06:39,752 --> 00:06:42,252 - Here's your patient. - The pregnant one? 144 00:06:42,254 --> 00:06:44,388 - Yeah. - Thanks. 145 00:06:46,091 --> 00:06:48,425 Can I examine you somewhere private? 146 00:06:48,427 --> 00:06:50,828 Dude, it's how I got into this mess 147 00:06:50,830 --> 00:06:53,364 in the first place. Ugh! 148 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,509 Not often am I whisked away in a shroud of secrecy by two burly men. 149 00:07:00,105 --> 00:07:02,473 If you're being held against your will, 150 00:07:02,475 --> 00:07:04,808 wave around your yogurt spoon. 151 00:07:04,810 --> 00:07:07,778 Just overprotective coworkers. 152 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:11,148 They don't want the bad guys to know I'm marshaling for two. 153 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:13,459 Well, the heartbeat is... strong. 154 00:07:14,652 --> 00:07:16,720 Uh, how long since your last period? 155 00:07:16,722 --> 00:07:18,655 Oof, can't say I miss 156 00:07:18,657 --> 00:07:20,858 the ole gal or had been tracking her visits. 157 00:07:20,860 --> 00:07:23,794 - Have you been pregnant before? - Heh heh! Not that I know of. 158 00:07:23,796 --> 00:07:25,796 Smoking? 159 00:07:25,798 --> 00:07:27,965 - It makes my hair smell gross. - Drinking? 160 00:07:33,304 --> 00:07:35,305 This... this whole thing 161 00:07:35,307 --> 00:07:37,641 - took me by surprise. - I'm here 162 00:07:37,643 --> 00:07:40,411 to assess your health and the baby's, not to judge. 163 00:07:43,214 --> 00:07:45,682 Sorry, judge is sort of a trigger word. 164 00:07:48,086 --> 00:07:50,087 You're very nice. Thank you for that. 165 00:07:50,089 --> 00:07:52,890 Umm, what about genetic testing? 166 00:07:52,892 --> 00:07:54,758 'Cause my family's history is pretty fakakte. 167 00:07:56,294 --> 00:07:57,995 That should have been done months ago. 168 00:07:59,297 --> 00:08:01,865 - Only blood samples. - Samples-sss? 169 00:08:01,867 --> 00:08:04,668 From you and, if possible, the father? 170 00:08:06,538 --> 00:08:08,672 Regardless, 171 00:08:08,674 --> 00:08:10,507 this is the last time 172 00:08:10,509 --> 00:08:12,776 I make a cloak-and-dagger trip to the middle of nowhere. 173 00:08:12,778 --> 00:08:15,712 Next appointment is in my office with my equipment, 174 00:08:15,714 --> 00:08:17,681 where I can examine you properly. 175 00:08:17,683 --> 00:08:19,349 Is it Bring your own speculum? 176 00:08:21,186 --> 00:08:23,187 Hey. So how is she? 177 00:08:23,189 --> 00:08:25,122 Doctor-patient privilege ring a bell? 178 00:08:27,025 --> 00:08:30,227 Take it outside, cowboy. Now, who's driving me back? 179 00:08:30,229 --> 00:08:32,496 - I will. Hey, Jeremy. - Hey, yo. 180 00:08:32,498 --> 00:08:35,199 Listen, you and me 181 00:08:35,201 --> 00:08:38,035 - surveillance, alright? - OK, yeah. Me with you 182 00:08:38,037 --> 00:08:39,903 - in the field like... - Shhh! This ain't tickets 183 00:08:39,905 --> 00:08:42,139 - to Cosmic-con, alright? - Comic-con? 184 00:08:42,141 --> 00:08:45,175 Quiet. First rule of stakeout: mouth shut. Got it? 185 00:08:50,149 --> 00:08:52,149 She's strong. 186 00:08:52,151 --> 00:08:54,184 The baby will be too. 187 00:08:55,943 --> 00:08:58,211 Hey, go outside. 188 00:08:59,924 --> 00:09:01,825 Smoke, shoot things. 189 00:09:03,561 --> 00:09:05,295 I do need to stay sharp. 190 00:09:09,434 --> 00:09:12,236 I wonder how many generations have surveyed this land. 191 00:09:14,539 --> 00:09:17,107 An Earp and a Holliday. 192 00:09:17,109 --> 00:09:19,743 - Damn. - Did you say "Holliday"? 193 00:09:19,745 --> 00:09:23,262 - Doc Holliday? - You lost, son? 194 00:09:24,415 --> 00:09:26,674 Holy crow! Are you really him? 195 00:09:26,677 --> 00:09:30,087 Don't be foolish. Fanboys... 196 00:09:33,626 --> 00:09:36,293 Whatever the hell you are, you should not be on this land. 197 00:09:39,997 --> 00:09:43,466 I'm starting to think you're not here for my autograph. 198 00:09:43,469 --> 00:09:46,570 So, Doc's outside. 199 00:09:46,572 --> 00:09:48,539 Yeah, I think it's, uh, 200 00:09:48,541 --> 00:09:50,908 - starting to settle in. - Mm-hmm. 201 00:09:50,910 --> 00:09:52,342 Him being a dad. 202 00:09:52,344 --> 00:09:54,745 - Did he say that? - No, 203 00:09:54,747 --> 00:09:57,114 but you know Doc, right? 204 00:09:57,116 --> 00:09:59,983 The more he feels, the less he says. 205 00:09:59,985 --> 00:10:01,393 Like a masseuse. 206 00:10:01,396 --> 00:10:03,954 Waves... 207 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:10,610 they need blood samples from both parents to do genetic testing. 208 00:10:11,763 --> 00:10:15,165 - He's gonna freak out. - Why? Doc's scared of needles? 209 00:10:15,167 --> 00:10:17,634 No, he's not scared of anything. It's me. 210 00:10:19,304 --> 00:10:20,837 I'm terrified. I don't... 211 00:10:22,941 --> 00:10:25,976 Aaah! I don't wanna tell him! Oh, my God! 212 00:10:25,978 --> 00:10:28,712 Wynonna, what? What's going on? 213 00:10:28,714 --> 00:10:30,335 Hmmm... 214 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,205 Just that Doc might not be the dad. 215 00:10:37,055 --> 00:10:38,188 Then who is? 216 00:10:40,358 --> 00:10:43,290 Don't shoot, I'm just the messenger. 217 00:10:43,293 --> 00:10:45,362 Despite my reputation, 218 00:10:45,364 --> 00:10:47,751 I've never been one to gun down a child. 219 00:10:47,754 --> 00:10:50,701 Who said anything about guns? 220 00:10:50,703 --> 00:10:52,836 - What the hell do you want? - A warrant was filed 221 00:10:52,838 --> 00:10:55,405 against you in Colorado in the year 1882. 222 00:10:55,407 --> 00:10:58,642 - It was a long time ago. - For 135 years, you hid. 223 00:10:58,644 --> 00:11:01,411 - A witch threw me in a well! - That was stupid. 224 00:11:07,151 --> 00:11:09,879 Aaargh! 225 00:11:09,882 --> 00:11:11,421 Goddammit! 226 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,225 You've been marked with fire for capture 227 00:11:15,227 --> 00:11:17,060 and execution. 228 00:11:17,062 --> 00:11:20,197 I suggest you get your affairs in order. He's coming for you. 229 00:11:23,602 --> 00:11:25,336 Let him come. 230 00:11:27,191 --> 00:11:30,118 Oh, my God! Oh, my actual God! Doc's gonna freak right out! 231 00:11:30,121 --> 00:11:32,302 - Yeah? More than you are? - He'll be crushed. 232 00:11:32,304 --> 00:11:33,937 Or relieved! 233 00:11:33,939 --> 00:11:36,173 Hey, Doc "No strings attached" Holliday! 234 00:11:36,175 --> 00:11:37,908 Are you serious? He's all strings. 235 00:11:37,910 --> 00:11:40,010 He's nothing but strings. He's like a, like a, 236 00:11:40,012 --> 00:11:41,812 like a marionette puppy. 237 00:11:41,814 --> 00:11:44,114 How could this happen? 238 00:11:44,116 --> 00:11:47,151 Would you like me to draw you a diagram? 'Cause I will. 239 00:11:47,153 --> 00:11:49,486 Look, Doc and I, 240 00:11:49,488 --> 00:11:52,322 we didn't promise each other anything, 241 00:11:52,324 --> 00:11:54,925 so we can be grownups about this. 242 00:11:54,927 --> 00:11:57,828 - He's gonna shoot everything. - OK, you are kicking ass 243 00:11:57,830 --> 00:11:59,830 and not helping right now. Just so you know. 244 00:12:01,199 --> 00:12:03,300 OK. 245 00:12:03,302 --> 00:12:05,703 Grownups or not, 246 00:12:05,705 --> 00:12:07,971 I'll be here when you tell him. 247 00:12:07,973 --> 00:12:10,474 OK? Full support. 248 00:12:11,676 --> 00:12:14,378 - Hi! Henry! - Hahaha! 249 00:12:16,181 --> 00:12:18,615 - Yeah, gotta go. - Yeah, I should go too. I... 250 00:12:18,617 --> 00:12:21,351 No, we should... 251 00:12:21,353 --> 00:12:24,154 we should talk. 252 00:12:30,295 --> 00:12:32,096 I never thanked you for your note. 253 00:12:33,898 --> 00:12:37,167 It-it really mattered. So... 254 00:12:40,171 --> 00:12:41,905 May I ask... 255 00:12:45,588 --> 00:12:48,590 are you doing alright? 256 00:12:50,415 --> 00:12:51,915 Of course you can ask. 257 00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:54,585 Things have changed since my day 258 00:12:54,587 --> 00:12:57,114 regarding male participation in these matters... 259 00:12:58,022 --> 00:13:00,057 but I'll be as involved as you desire. 260 00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:01,911 No more, no less. 261 00:13:03,328 --> 00:13:05,596 All I want, and excuse me 262 00:13:05,598 --> 00:13:08,198 for being old-fashioned, is for you to be healthy... 263 00:13:12,237 --> 00:13:15,468 for you to be as close to happy as possible. 264 00:13:15,471 --> 00:13:17,441 And I will do anything, 265 00:13:17,443 --> 00:13:20,010 I will give anything to ensure it. 266 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:27,217 You're such an asshole. 267 00:13:27,219 --> 00:13:29,920 Maybe I said it wrong. 268 00:13:34,826 --> 00:13:36,059 Uh... 269 00:13:38,129 --> 00:13:40,697 The doctor wants us to do blood tests. 270 00:13:40,699 --> 00:13:43,020 Of course. Is there anything else? 271 00:13:46,137 --> 00:13:49,173 I... I feel like "asshole" pretty much covered it. 272 00:13:53,444 --> 00:13:55,112 Well then, I'll leave you to it. 273 00:14:16,134 --> 00:14:18,168 Doc. Hey. 274 00:14:20,471 --> 00:14:23,607 - Wait, Doc! - Not now, Waverley. 275 00:14:23,609 --> 00:14:25,542 No... Doc! 276 00:14:32,952 --> 00:14:35,710 Oh, come on now, you cursed piece of junk! 277 00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:43,894 Nicole, hey. I need a favour. 278 00:14:56,297 --> 00:14:58,842 Keep flashing that smile and she'll fall in love with ya. 279 00:14:58,844 --> 00:15:00,811 I told you not to make this weird. 280 00:15:00,813 --> 00:15:03,180 I didn't say I wouldn't. 281 00:15:03,182 --> 00:15:04,982 What are you watching for? 282 00:15:04,984 --> 00:15:06,890 Evil. 283 00:15:06,893 --> 00:15:08,785 Like a basic general evil? 284 00:15:08,787 --> 00:15:10,220 Don't drop those on my floor. 285 00:15:10,222 --> 00:15:12,556 Ah. 286 00:15:12,558 --> 00:15:14,491 Guess, uh, no more Black Badge 287 00:15:14,493 --> 00:15:16,493 means the ban on co-worker hook-ups is over. 288 00:15:17,996 --> 00:15:19,830 You know, Wynonna is having Doc's baby, 289 00:15:19,832 --> 00:15:21,498 that's just like... 290 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,500 crazy. 291 00:15:23,502 --> 00:15:25,903 I mean, imagine the little rascal if he has 292 00:15:25,905 --> 00:15:28,906 Doc's piercing blue eyes and Wynonna's luscious hair. 293 00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:31,341 I swear, seriously, we are going to be defenseless against 294 00:15:31,343 --> 00:15:33,710 such a glorious creature. You think they're gonna get, 295 00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:35,846 like, a nanny? Or a "manny." 296 00:15:35,848 --> 00:15:37,805 I'm not saying I'm gonna do it, 297 00:15:37,808 --> 00:15:40,250 but I wouldn't say no to some sort of light babysitting 298 00:15:40,252 --> 00:15:43,023 or daycare dates. I don't know, one or the other. 299 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,726 Hey, what was the first rule of stakeout? 300 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,897 - Shutting up, yeah. - Yeah, you got it. Please now. 301 00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:51,482 Man... 302 00:15:52,397 --> 00:15:54,498 Must be an easier way to find these Widows. 303 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:57,768 Lure them or bait them. 304 00:16:00,171 --> 00:16:01,905 Oh, God! 305 00:16:05,443 --> 00:16:07,644 - Oh, my God! - Can you blow your nose please? 306 00:16:07,646 --> 00:16:10,547 No, no, no way. Not... on this. 307 00:16:10,549 --> 00:16:12,783 This is a... I found this on the floor 308 00:16:12,785 --> 00:16:15,852 of Shorty's basement after the Widows disappeared. 309 00:16:15,854 --> 00:16:18,622 - Looks like one of their veils. - Oh, God! 310 00:16:18,624 --> 00:16:20,090 Probably still some venom on it. 311 00:16:21,392 --> 00:16:23,312 That must have fell off when Wynonna shot them. 312 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,931 Alright, listen, we're gonna bag this up, OK? We're gonna do 313 00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:30,867 an analysis on it, see if there's any unique components, 314 00:16:30,869 --> 00:16:33,737 find out where they are and then we trace 'em. 315 00:16:33,739 --> 00:16:35,405 Yeah, you're a genius! 316 00:16:35,407 --> 00:16:37,774 You're like Rizzoli and Isles combined. 317 00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:40,444 Shutting up. 318 00:16:41,946 --> 00:16:43,313 Waverly left. 319 00:16:43,315 --> 00:16:45,482 Cellphones, people, use 'em. 320 00:16:45,484 --> 00:16:47,444 You'll have to take a raincheck on the ol' pop-by. 321 00:16:48,752 --> 00:16:51,096 Nicole, I'm leaving. Don't make me belly-bump you. 322 00:16:51,099 --> 00:16:54,091 Look, who would I rather piss off? You or your sister? 323 00:16:55,326 --> 00:16:56,803 Waverly sent you to babysit. 324 00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:59,624 - Well, "mommysit" technically. - Ew! 325 00:17:00,765 --> 00:17:03,333 I am not to let you out of my sight until she comes back. 326 00:17:03,335 --> 00:17:07,002 You're going through a lot, and she doesn't want you to be alone right now. 327 00:17:07,005 --> 00:17:09,272 Fine. To the bar. 328 00:17:09,274 --> 00:17:11,575 That's a little early to hit Shorty's. 329 00:17:11,577 --> 00:17:14,177 Not Shorty's. It's an away game. 330 00:17:14,179 --> 00:17:15,579 You're coming or what? 331 00:17:16,814 --> 00:17:19,790 - I guess I'm drinking for two. - Three. 332 00:17:21,277 --> 00:17:22,777 I hate doing it everything sober. 333 00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:29,860 Whoa... 334 00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:32,596 So much for being grownups about it. 335 00:17:32,598 --> 00:17:34,598 I am too occupied to translate 336 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,467 whatever cryptic thing you are telling me. 337 00:17:37,469 --> 00:17:39,870 I just hope all this ammo isn't target practice 338 00:17:39,872 --> 00:17:41,738 on every guy in town who's ever looked at Wynonna 339 00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:44,741 - with a tinkle in his... eye. - You cannot possibly understand 340 00:17:44,743 --> 00:17:47,511 what I am dealing with at this time. 341 00:17:47,513 --> 00:17:50,881 Doc, you're still a part of this family, 342 00:17:50,883 --> 00:17:52,462 even if the baby isn't yours. 343 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,555 Ohhh, poop. 344 00:17:58,557 --> 00:18:00,090 She didn't tell you. 345 00:18:01,626 --> 00:18:03,527 Oh, God, I... 346 00:18:06,031 --> 00:18:08,098 Could be she'll be better off. 347 00:18:13,539 --> 00:18:15,705 Hey, everybody, put your hands together 348 00:18:15,707 --> 00:18:18,108 for your favourite: Jesse! 349 00:18:19,745 --> 00:18:21,778 So this is Pussy Willows, huh? 350 00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:24,514 Wrong side of the wrong side of the tracks. 351 00:18:24,516 --> 00:18:27,236 What kind of girls end up working in a place like this? 352 00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:30,353 Well, maybe one with no family, 353 00:18:30,355 --> 00:18:32,322 a reputation for conjuring up fake demons 354 00:18:32,324 --> 00:18:35,092 and no other way to raise money for a bus ticket out of here? 355 00:18:35,094 --> 00:18:37,194 Where you been, Aphrodite? 356 00:18:37,196 --> 00:18:38,995 Oh, hello. 'Sup, TJ? 357 00:18:38,997 --> 00:18:41,531 I have my period, so you'll have to... 358 00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:44,351 Who's Aphro...? Ohhh. 359 00:18:46,604 --> 00:18:49,773 Pace yourself, there's... so much more to judge. 360 00:18:49,775 --> 00:18:52,275 I came here a few months ago, when 361 00:18:52,277 --> 00:18:54,940 I got so drunk even Shorty's wouldn't serve me anymore, 362 00:18:54,943 --> 00:18:58,081 - and I did something. - What? 363 00:18:59,684 --> 00:19:01,384 Him. 364 00:19:01,386 --> 00:19:02,619 Ah! 365 00:19:02,621 --> 00:19:04,554 Well, drunk Wynonna 366 00:19:04,556 --> 00:19:06,423 - still has standards. - Yeah. 367 00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:08,291 No beer goggles here. 368 00:19:08,293 --> 00:19:10,483 Wait, sorry, how many months ago? 369 00:19:10,486 --> 00:19:13,487 Oh, just... yea many. 370 00:19:14,599 --> 00:19:16,566 Well, OK. So we're here to tell 371 00:19:16,568 --> 00:19:19,236 Mr. One-night-stand that you're now a crazy chick 372 00:19:19,238 --> 00:19:21,364 with a bun in the oven? 373 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,807 Officer Haught, 374 00:19:23,809 --> 00:19:26,076 so sweet, so naive. 375 00:19:26,078 --> 00:19:27,978 Ahem! I have no intention 376 00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:29,913 of letting this "pussy willow" out of the bag. 377 00:19:29,915 --> 00:19:32,137 You're gonna buy him a drink, 378 00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:34,541 and then you're gonna steal the glass for the saliva sample. 379 00:19:34,544 --> 00:19:36,544 Science will tell us who the dad is, 380 00:19:36,547 --> 00:19:38,846 and then we murder science to keep its filthy mouth shut, 381 00:19:38,849 --> 00:19:42,182 and hopefully I never have to tell Doc about this whole unsavoury scenario. 382 00:19:43,427 --> 00:19:45,729 - That actually is a good plan. - You don't become 383 00:19:45,731 --> 00:19:47,964 Wynonna Earp by confronting problems head on. 384 00:19:47,966 --> 00:19:50,867 - Hey! Hey! Come on, Frank! - Oh, hey! 385 00:19:50,876 --> 00:19:52,651 - Ugh! - Hands off the girls! 386 00:19:53,971 --> 00:19:55,559 His eyes, did you see his eyes? 387 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,341 - Oh, shit! Not now. 388 00:19:59,177 --> 00:20:02,112 - Get him out of here. - Wynonna... 389 00:20:02,114 --> 00:20:04,681 - you... - Had sex... 390 00:20:04,683 --> 00:20:07,334 with a revenant. 391 00:20:09,645 --> 00:20:13,019 It's OK. It's OK. Breathe. Breathe, breathe, breathe. 392 00:20:14,591 --> 00:20:16,673 - Shit, shit! - I mean, 393 00:20:16,676 --> 00:20:19,727 you were... you were drunk, right? So are you sure 394 00:20:19,729 --> 00:20:21,729 you had sex with the... with the revenant guy? 395 00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:26,067 After I killed the last of the seven, the... 396 00:20:26,069 --> 00:20:29,070 the Jack of Knives, it destroyed me. 397 00:20:29,072 --> 00:20:30,761 So I dealt with it the best way 398 00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:33,040 I knew how: I binged. 399 00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:34,876 Lord, did I binge! 400 00:20:34,878 --> 00:20:37,245 I just... I was trying to erase the memories 401 00:20:37,247 --> 00:20:40,081 of being paralyzed, tortured, nearly eviscerated 402 00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:43,616 by the Revenant Ripper before I blew his head off. 403 00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:46,087 Most of the night was a blur. 404 00:20:46,089 --> 00:20:47,678 Doc offered to bring me home, 405 00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,023 but I wasn't done 406 00:20:50,026 --> 00:20:51,692 so I came here. 407 00:20:54,196 --> 00:20:56,597 It just... I wanted to be touched. 408 00:20:56,599 --> 00:20:59,267 I wanted to feel something 409 00:20:59,269 --> 00:21:00,401 good. 410 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,273 And he was nice. We had fun. 411 00:21:06,608 --> 00:21:10,311 And you now what? It actually helped. 412 00:21:13,048 --> 00:21:14,449 I never thought I'd see him again. 413 00:21:14,451 --> 00:21:16,250 OK, uh, 414 00:21:16,252 --> 00:21:18,786 so... you're the Earp heir, 415 00:21:18,788 --> 00:21:20,755 and he's a revenant, so that means 416 00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:23,891 the baby is... It's uh... 417 00:21:23,893 --> 00:21:26,594 It's Waverly. Oh, boy. I... 418 00:21:26,596 --> 00:21:29,230 Hey, cutie! 419 00:21:29,232 --> 00:21:31,399 Don't "cutie" me. 420 00:21:31,401 --> 00:21:34,101 Hi, sweetie-pie. No, but seriously, where is she? 421 00:21:34,103 --> 00:21:36,204 Uh... Uh... She's with me, 422 00:21:36,206 --> 00:21:38,873 - and we're... fine. - I cannot lie to her. 423 00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:40,741 You have to! 424 00:21:40,743 --> 00:21:42,543 - I hear music. - No. 425 00:21:42,545 --> 00:21:44,645 Trashy. Pumping. 426 00:21:44,647 --> 00:21:46,681 You're at a strip joint! 427 00:21:46,683 --> 00:21:49,083 Aphrodite made me do it! 428 00:21:49,085 --> 00:21:51,018 - Ah! - Just shut your mouth. 429 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:52,787 Tell me which one. 430 00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:54,956 - I'm so sorry. - We're at... 431 00:21:57,893 --> 00:21:59,594 OK, yeah, I guess I deserved that. 432 00:21:59,596 --> 00:22:02,563 Hello? 433 00:22:02,565 --> 00:22:05,500 Oh, you did not just hang up on me. 434 00:22:07,887 --> 00:22:09,804 Next time, this... 435 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,939 means don't tell my sister we're at a sleazy knocker locker. 436 00:22:11,941 --> 00:22:13,975 Oh. It's Waverly, OK? 437 00:22:13,977 --> 00:22:16,043 You know me, you know how I am, I can't lie to her. 438 00:22:16,045 --> 00:22:18,405 See? This is what you get when you're friends with a narc. 439 00:22:19,515 --> 00:22:21,649 I guess I deserved that too. 440 00:22:23,586 --> 00:22:25,353 I did drag you into the shit storm. 441 00:22:25,355 --> 00:22:27,488 And I... I'm gonna 442 00:22:27,490 --> 00:22:30,057 drag you out just as soon as I get that saliva sample, 443 00:22:30,059 --> 00:22:32,493 but you have got to jet. 444 00:22:33,862 --> 00:22:35,963 - Ready? - Yeah. 445 00:22:35,965 --> 00:22:37,999 Wynonna? 446 00:22:38,001 --> 00:22:40,868 Woman, how long has it been? 447 00:22:42,838 --> 00:22:46,374 Oh, I'd say... about 28 weeks. 448 00:22:47,426 --> 00:22:49,560 Hey, Doc. 449 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:53,548 Are we in immediate danger or something? 450 00:22:53,550 --> 00:22:55,983 We are not. I simply aim to never again 451 00:22:55,986 --> 00:22:58,342 - be unprepared for a fight. - Doc, none of us could 452 00:22:58,345 --> 00:23:00,688 have known that those Widows spray a paralyzing vapour, OK? 453 00:23:00,690 --> 00:23:03,357 Yeah, I suppose. 454 00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:04,992 Also congratulations, man. 455 00:23:06,895 --> 00:23:10,031 About Wynonna. We both know how I... 456 00:23:10,033 --> 00:23:12,199 Listen. She's carrying a kid, 457 00:23:12,201 --> 00:23:14,535 I wanted to get along and just be 458 00:23:14,537 --> 00:23:16,370 mature about it. 459 00:23:16,372 --> 00:23:19,006 Dolls! Dolls, I got something on the veil. 460 00:23:19,008 --> 00:23:21,008 I found traces of a powerful 461 00:23:21,010 --> 00:23:23,077 glycosylation toxin. Could be a major break. 462 00:23:23,079 --> 00:23:25,245 Doc, perfect! 463 00:23:25,248 --> 00:23:27,114 I need two other sets of hands, 464 00:23:27,116 --> 00:23:28,783 and yours are so nimble and soft... 465 00:23:28,785 --> 00:23:31,440 Not now, Jeremy. My hands are otherwise occupied. 466 00:23:32,354 --> 00:23:35,389 Hey, hey, listen. Look, I know shit's still happening 467 00:23:35,391 --> 00:23:38,192 right now, but we need to work together, OK? 468 00:23:38,194 --> 00:23:39,460 Step out of my way. 469 00:23:40,617 --> 00:23:42,976 If I do, you sure as hell ain't taking our weapons. 470 00:23:43,932 --> 00:23:46,100 - Yeah. - I just need five minutes. 471 00:23:46,102 --> 00:23:47,602 I'll give you three. 472 00:23:50,939 --> 00:23:52,873 So if you ever find yourselves 473 00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:55,242 building a temporary shelter in a flood zone, 474 00:23:55,244 --> 00:23:57,345 do not forget to write your name 475 00:23:57,347 --> 00:24:00,019 on the inside of your mosquito helmet. 476 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:02,617 - Amateur move, Haught. - I'll drink to that. 477 00:24:04,754 --> 00:24:06,587 Welcome 478 00:24:06,589 --> 00:24:08,574 to the stage, 479 00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:11,592 - Vanessa! Oh, yes! - Jonas, 480 00:24:11,594 --> 00:24:13,394 this was great, 481 00:24:13,396 --> 00:24:15,630 but you have customers, we should... we should go. 482 00:24:15,632 --> 00:24:17,698 Are we having a good time? 483 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:20,134 Yeah, we are, which is why 484 00:24:20,136 --> 00:24:23,137 we're gonna need a few more of those peppermint shots. 485 00:24:23,139 --> 00:24:25,740 Because it's like drinking Christmas. 486 00:24:25,742 --> 00:24:27,808 - You redheads are wild. - Yeah. 487 00:24:27,810 --> 00:24:29,443 - I like you. - Thanks. 488 00:24:29,445 --> 00:24:32,046 You too, Wynonna. 489 00:24:32,048 --> 00:24:34,515 Even if you are here to kill me. 490 00:24:35,951 --> 00:24:38,853 If I distill the toxin to its essential elements, 491 00:24:38,855 --> 00:24:40,855 I can use them to develop a vaccine 492 00:24:40,857 --> 00:24:43,190 making us impervious to the Widows' vapour. 493 00:24:43,192 --> 00:24:45,092 You may be a wiz with chemicals, 494 00:24:45,094 --> 00:24:47,128 but temporal measurement is not your strong suit. 495 00:24:47,130 --> 00:24:48,596 - Five minutes?! - Hey, you want 496 00:24:48,598 --> 00:24:51,399 that corner-shot grenade launcher, right? 497 00:24:51,401 --> 00:24:54,268 OK, yeah. Uh, here's how it's gonna go down. 498 00:24:54,270 --> 00:24:56,537 Doll, you will remove the stopper, 499 00:24:56,539 --> 00:24:59,106 then I will add the accelerant. And, Doc, 500 00:24:59,108 --> 00:25:02,176 you'll connect the tube to the collection beaker. We only have a split second 501 00:25:02,178 --> 00:25:05,346 to capture the toxin, so, uh, we gotta be quick. 502 00:25:05,348 --> 00:25:07,748 - You ready? - Yeah, yeah. 503 00:25:18,783 --> 00:25:21,429 Is he praying? 504 00:25:21,431 --> 00:25:23,664 In Icelandic? Ha! 505 00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:25,833 Oh, hold up. 506 00:25:28,036 --> 00:25:31,472 Oh, my God! He's accessing BBD archives. 507 00:25:31,474 --> 00:25:32,506 Hey, stop! 508 00:25:33,809 --> 00:25:36,711 - What are you doing? - I'm casting a binding spell 509 00:25:36,713 --> 00:25:39,814 so it will lure the Widows to us and you guys can kill 'em. 510 00:25:39,816 --> 00:25:41,816 Ooh, what?! 511 00:25:41,818 --> 00:25:44,051 - Oh, God! - What are you...? Idiot! 512 00:25:44,053 --> 00:25:47,154 - Oh! - What is that smell? 513 00:25:47,156 --> 00:25:49,890 We didn't trap it, we just inhaled it. 514 00:25:49,892 --> 00:25:52,793 A pungent magic show and a complete waste of my time! 515 00:26:00,503 --> 00:26:02,903 Jeremy, 516 00:26:02,905 --> 00:26:05,406 - what in damnation... - Hahaha! 517 00:26:05,408 --> 00:26:08,409 Congratulations. Your binding spell worked. 518 00:26:08,411 --> 00:26:11,479 You bound us all together! 519 00:26:11,481 --> 00:26:13,514 I... 520 00:26:13,516 --> 00:26:15,249 I'm a wizard. 521 00:26:15,251 --> 00:26:17,284 So you knew who I was, 522 00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:19,420 and you had sex with me 523 00:26:19,422 --> 00:26:21,922 - without telling me what you are. - I don't recall it being 524 00:26:21,924 --> 00:26:24,425 important to you that we tell each other our life stories 525 00:26:24,427 --> 00:26:27,695 before we bumped nasties. 526 00:26:27,697 --> 00:26:29,930 We just came here for a drink. 527 00:26:29,932 --> 00:26:31,599 Yeah. And to have a few drinks. 528 00:26:31,601 --> 00:26:33,239 - OK, let me do the talking. - OK. 529 00:26:33,242 --> 00:26:35,903 Baby, you're better at... 530 00:26:35,905 --> 00:26:38,873 Watch your mouth, or the little friend 531 00:26:38,875 --> 00:26:41,876 - in my boot comes out to play. - Yeah, she means her gun. 532 00:26:41,878 --> 00:26:44,311 And I got one too 'cause I'm a cop. 533 00:26:44,313 --> 00:26:46,180 Ah, nuts! 534 00:26:46,182 --> 00:26:48,315 - I left it at home. - OK. 535 00:26:48,317 --> 00:26:50,117 Let's not make a scene. 536 00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:52,086 I got a lot of friends here. 537 00:26:52,088 --> 00:26:54,088 If it comes to it, they'll surrou you 538 00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:56,190 before you can even pop off two shots. 539 00:26:56,192 --> 00:26:57,958 He's got a point. 540 00:27:00,362 --> 00:27:02,196 What do you want, "anus"? 541 00:27:02,198 --> 00:27:04,198 I mean, Jonas. 542 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,301 First, I wanna gloat. 543 00:27:07,303 --> 00:27:10,063 And then I wanna ask you out on a second date. 544 00:27:10,066 --> 00:27:12,273 We could do it out back. 545 00:27:12,275 --> 00:27:14,275 If memory serves, 546 00:27:14,277 --> 00:27:16,076 it only takes ten minutes. 547 00:27:16,078 --> 00:27:19,046 Oof, ten minutes? In your dreams. 548 00:27:19,048 --> 00:27:22,427 Well, milady, you kind of don't have a choice. 549 00:27:24,519 --> 00:27:27,588 - Tell me you just got fat. - Don't touch her! 550 00:27:27,590 --> 00:27:29,857 It's right, I keep one in my sock. 551 00:27:29,859 --> 00:27:31,926 How smart am I? I'm... 552 00:27:31,928 --> 00:27:34,057 - I'm smart. - And word of advice, 553 00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:36,096 it's always lady's choice. 554 00:27:40,635 --> 00:27:44,205 We need an unbinding spell, Jeremy. 555 00:27:44,207 --> 00:27:46,540 - And we need it pronto! - Come on, you! 556 00:27:46,542 --> 00:27:49,143 Whoa-whoa-whoa! 557 00:27:49,145 --> 00:27:51,912 My quarrel's with Mr. Holliday, 558 00:27:51,914 --> 00:27:53,981 - you can go. - I wish I could, but, you know, 559 00:27:53,983 --> 00:27:55,316 I can't. 560 00:27:57,901 --> 00:28:00,510 Whatever they are paying you, I'll pay double. 561 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,445 Justice is my only compensation. 562 00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:05,338 I do hate myself an honourable man. 563 00:28:05,341 --> 00:28:07,250 As I hate myself a hypocrite. 564 00:28:10,970 --> 00:28:13,148 Ow! 565 00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:21,264 - Jeremy! - That was you! 566 00:28:24,835 --> 00:28:26,069 Go! Go! 567 00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:28,237 Nooo! 568 00:28:30,517 --> 00:28:33,319 - I hate myself a phantom more. - Phantom? 569 00:28:33,322 --> 00:28:35,945 You're the one who evaporated into thin air, Holliday. 570 00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:39,048 But... justice delayed 571 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,716 is still justice served. 572 00:28:44,108 --> 00:28:46,823 Nothing from this earthly world can... 573 00:28:46,825 --> 00:28:48,858 - Yeah! - How did you? 574 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,226 I don't know. 575 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,355 Take my keys, you drive. 576 00:28:52,358 --> 00:28:54,730 Yeah, no kidding. But you're a cute drunk. 577 00:28:54,732 --> 00:28:56,866 - Good aim too. - Grabby McRevenant 578 00:28:56,868 --> 00:28:59,268 is not gonna be too happy about having his thorax crushed, 579 00:28:59,270 --> 00:29:01,055 so we really need to skip-a-doodle out of here. 580 00:29:01,057 --> 00:29:01,871 Wait, abort, abort! 581 00:29:01,873 --> 00:29:03,272 Sorry. 582 00:29:04,708 --> 00:29:07,210 He knows. Nicole, he knows 583 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:09,545 that I'm harbouring a fugitive 584 00:29:09,547 --> 00:29:12,835 as in the next heir, possible rev-Earp hybrid. 585 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:14,717 What if he tells the rest of them? 586 00:29:14,719 --> 00:29:17,787 They're gonna come for it... and you! 587 00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:20,045 Hey, wait! 588 00:29:23,861 --> 00:29:26,629 - Is that mine? - Maybe. 589 00:29:26,631 --> 00:29:28,431 It's not supposed to be possible. 590 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,433 Do you know what we've done here? 591 00:29:31,802 --> 00:29:34,570 We've started a new race. 592 00:29:34,572 --> 00:29:36,973 We're the new Adam and Eve. 593 00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:39,609 I see you more as the snake. 594 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,578 You wouldn't. 595 00:29:44,081 --> 00:29:46,682 Come on, no fair! I have "cankles"! 596 00:29:48,419 --> 00:29:50,253 Door prize. 597 00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:52,822 - He's a bad guy, right? - You are so pretty 598 00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:54,457 and I like you so much! 599 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:57,360 You are drunk! And in trouble, OK? Both of you! 600 00:29:57,362 --> 00:29:59,629 I hit three other strip clubs! 601 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,498 Three! Do you know how much strawberry-scented glitter 602 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,267 I have on me? Huh? 603 00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:07,136 - Hey, you OK? - No, she's not 604 00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,972 because that guy might be the... 605 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:11,807 with... 606 00:30:11,809 --> 00:30:13,109 Him. 607 00:30:14,178 --> 00:30:15,912 Oh. 608 00:30:18,048 --> 00:30:19,482 So what do we do with him? 609 00:30:20,615 --> 00:30:22,051 Take him for a ride. 610 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,453 So... 611 00:30:25,956 --> 00:30:27,632 tell me what you do to piss somebody off so bad 612 00:30:27,634 --> 00:30:29,992 - that they're still after you. - Could be the Pinkertons, 613 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:32,122 could be Silver Cowboys Gang, could be Dave! 614 00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:34,730 - So what did you do? - Poaching, threatening, 615 00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:37,366 stealing from a shipwreck... Though the messenger 616 00:30:37,368 --> 00:30:39,969 did mention Colorado, 1882. 617 00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:42,838 The right woman, the wrong night. Twice. 618 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,340 This is about a girl? 619 00:30:45,987 --> 00:30:48,511 You're the most selfish guy I know. 620 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,746 You do whatever you want, whenever you want, 621 00:30:50,748 --> 00:30:52,143 and then when you get in trouble, 622 00:30:52,146 --> 00:30:54,046 you bring everybody down with you. 623 00:30:54,049 --> 00:30:56,219 Oh, I thought we were gonna be mature about things. 624 00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:58,487 I was leaving to face my demons on my own, 625 00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:00,690 which is how I work best. 626 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,825 Wynonna, that baby, 627 00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:05,027 they need you, so this whole lone-wolf shit 628 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,063 that you're doing, it ain't gonna cut it. 629 00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:10,066 'Cause guess what, Doc, you're gonna be a daddy. 630 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,305 Well, it is quite possible 631 00:31:16,307 --> 00:31:19,308 that I ain't. I reckon 632 00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:21,177 that should put your mind at ease. 633 00:31:21,179 --> 00:31:24,413 Huzzah! OK, yes, it says the hocus pocus 634 00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:26,488 should wear off after one rotation. 635 00:31:26,491 --> 00:31:29,684 - So like what? A day? - Or, uh, a year. 636 00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:31,420 What? 637 00:31:31,422 --> 00:31:33,089 Gentlemen, 638 00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:34,690 I do believe 639 00:31:34,692 --> 00:31:36,559 we have some unfinished business to attend. 640 00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:39,862 Ghost. Yeah, we are being attacked by a ghost. 641 00:31:39,864 --> 00:31:42,798 Who you gonna call? No one. There's no one to call! 642 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,100 Sir. 643 00:31:48,038 --> 00:31:50,906 - Recompense is a-coming. - OK, yes, see you. 644 00:31:50,908 --> 00:31:54,043 - Jeremy, you're making this worse! - Nothing could make this worse! 645 00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:57,280 Jeremy, stop! 646 00:31:59,689 --> 00:32:02,191 Ohhh, it's a whole ghost cavalry. 647 00:32:02,194 --> 00:32:04,954 Well, shit! Things just got worse. 648 00:32:11,141 --> 00:32:12,841 Don't even think about it. 649 00:32:19,015 --> 00:32:20,742 That is a Colt Lightning. 650 00:32:20,745 --> 00:32:22,817 Your personal effects will be given to your next of kin. 651 00:32:22,819 --> 00:32:24,653 Wonderful. 652 00:32:24,655 --> 00:32:26,655 You served under the great Wyatt Earp... 653 00:32:28,024 --> 00:32:29,724 yet a criminal. 654 00:32:29,726 --> 00:32:31,059 A waste. 655 00:32:31,061 --> 00:32:33,228 Let me out! 656 00:32:33,230 --> 00:32:34,657 Hey! 657 00:32:34,660 --> 00:32:36,698 Oh, God, I think I just had a hangover. 658 00:32:38,901 --> 00:32:41,903 Haven't been this close to a revenant in a while. 659 00:32:41,905 --> 00:32:44,239 I mean, you know, not that I know of. 660 00:32:44,241 --> 00:32:46,374 - It's not always obvious. - Clearly. 661 00:32:46,376 --> 00:32:48,243 OK, what-what if the baby's not his? 662 00:32:48,245 --> 00:32:50,612 It doesn't matter, he knows I'm pregnant. 663 00:32:50,614 --> 00:32:52,280 We let him go, they all know. 664 00:32:52,282 --> 00:32:54,597 OK, so we hold him somewhere. 665 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,285 - Yeah. Say, Hell? - What, execute him? 666 00:32:57,287 --> 00:32:58,920 It's what she does, Nicole. 667 00:32:58,922 --> 00:33:01,589 It could be there's another way. 668 00:33:01,591 --> 00:33:05,226 Don't know what it is though. 669 00:33:07,563 --> 00:33:09,364 He might. 670 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,568 I-I got us stuck, 671 00:33:13,570 --> 00:33:16,104 I ran like a coward, this is all my fault. 672 00:33:17,173 --> 00:33:19,240 Don't forget, I fornicated 673 00:33:19,242 --> 00:33:21,309 with the judge's wife twice. 674 00:33:21,311 --> 00:33:23,244 Oh, God, you even screw up cooler than me. 675 00:33:23,246 --> 00:33:26,047 - What now? - Well, I guess 676 00:33:26,049 --> 00:33:28,383 - a firing squad. - Yeah, and our only 677 00:33:28,385 --> 00:33:29,651 weapons are our words. 678 00:33:30,953 --> 00:33:33,955 Look, you said yourself your quarrel is with me. 679 00:33:33,957 --> 00:33:35,957 Let them go. 680 00:33:35,959 --> 00:33:37,959 In harbouring a fugitive, they made themselves 681 00:33:37,961 --> 00:33:40,829 accomplices... and shall be punished 682 00:33:40,831 --> 00:33:42,831 as such. 683 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:44,866 You are victims of my mistakes, 684 00:33:44,868 --> 00:33:46,885 and for that, I am truly sorry, gentlemen, 685 00:33:46,888 --> 00:33:49,204 but I'm not going down without a fight. 686 00:33:50,439 --> 00:33:51,773 So ready yourselves. 687 00:33:53,209 --> 00:33:56,411 John Henry Holliday, 688 00:33:56,413 --> 00:33:58,680 you've received a sentence of death 689 00:33:58,682 --> 00:34:01,516 for seduction with intent to fornicate 690 00:34:01,518 --> 00:34:04,519 with the wife of the honourable Justice 691 00:34:04,521 --> 00:34:07,622 Stanley Parker... twice. 692 00:34:09,425 --> 00:34:10,959 Doc Holliday... 693 00:34:12,328 --> 00:34:15,463 is a class-A pain in the ass... 694 00:34:17,299 --> 00:34:19,801 but he's also one of the most loyal 695 00:34:19,803 --> 00:34:21,903 and solid and fearless man I've ever met. 696 00:34:21,905 --> 00:34:24,817 Yeah, he can be a polecat sometimes, 697 00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:27,909 but he's a changed man. He's redeemed himself 698 00:34:27,911 --> 00:34:30,445 many times over. And I'm proud to call 699 00:34:30,447 --> 00:34:32,680 this man my brother. 700 00:34:32,682 --> 00:34:34,649 Son of a bitch! 701 00:34:34,651 --> 00:34:36,217 Uh, it was... it was a great speech. 702 00:34:37,353 --> 00:34:39,554 No, they branded me. 703 00:34:40,923 --> 00:34:43,258 The five circles, each indicate a point 704 00:34:43,260 --> 00:34:44,726 on the five-sided star. 705 00:34:44,728 --> 00:34:47,028 The U.S. Marshals' badge. 706 00:34:48,798 --> 00:34:52,067 - You are all unusually close. - Yeah, 707 00:34:52,069 --> 00:34:53,535 I know. 708 00:34:54,503 --> 00:34:57,238 - Reeves? - Yes? 709 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,707 - Now, as I was saying... - Bass Reeves! 710 00:35:01,177 --> 00:35:03,011 - Do I know you? - You're a legend! 711 00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:05,513 - You're the reason why I wanted to be a lawman! - Lovely. 712 00:35:06,615 --> 00:35:10,251 Now, any last words? 713 00:35:10,253 --> 00:35:12,720 I got three! Justice... 714 00:35:15,224 --> 00:35:16,291 integrity... 715 00:35:18,527 --> 00:35:20,562 and service. 716 00:35:20,564 --> 00:35:23,631 - That's our motto. - Yeah. Mine too. 717 00:35:28,370 --> 00:35:31,039 - Going to my pocket. - Slowly. 718 00:35:37,246 --> 00:35:39,981 I'm a supervisory deputy marshal, and I have several 719 00:35:39,983 --> 00:35:43,451 deputies under my command. 720 00:35:45,454 --> 00:35:48,857 You outrank me. Yeah, boys, 721 00:35:48,859 --> 00:35:51,392 he is who he says he is. 722 00:35:51,394 --> 00:35:52,607 Sir! 723 00:35:54,130 --> 00:35:55,130 Sir. 724 00:35:58,100 --> 00:36:01,102 Doc Holliday is under my jurisdiction, gentlemen, 725 00:36:01,104 --> 00:36:03,905 and, uh, 726 00:36:03,907 --> 00:36:06,908 you are relieved of your duties in this particular case. 727 00:36:06,910 --> 00:36:08,910 As you wish, Deputy Marshal. 728 00:36:10,246 --> 00:36:11,779 As for Doc Holliday... 729 00:36:14,650 --> 00:36:16,251 Thank you. 730 00:36:18,921 --> 00:36:21,122 Doc Holliday, you... 731 00:36:23,325 --> 00:36:25,026 - are pardoned. - Alright, boys, 732 00:36:25,028 --> 00:36:27,638 that means we can get some rest. Give him back 733 00:36:27,641 --> 00:36:29,931 - the weapons. I'm tired. - That's right. 734 00:36:29,933 --> 00:36:32,167 I'm so tired. 735 00:36:40,443 --> 00:36:41,843 - Whoo! - Yes! 736 00:36:41,845 --> 00:36:43,578 That was... that was Bass Reeves, man! 737 00:36:43,580 --> 00:36:45,513 What? The guy's a legend. 738 00:36:45,515 --> 00:36:47,382 So, 739 00:36:47,384 --> 00:36:49,150 you mean any of those things you said? 740 00:36:50,915 --> 00:36:53,884 Nah. It was just to buy time. 741 00:36:58,360 --> 00:36:59,794 You do. 742 00:36:59,796 --> 00:37:02,410 What makes you think 743 00:37:02,413 --> 00:37:05,266 - this kid could be yours? - A revenant breeding 744 00:37:05,268 --> 00:37:07,202 with a human? Unlikely, yeah, 745 00:37:07,204 --> 00:37:10,071 but rumour is it's happened before. 746 00:37:10,073 --> 00:37:11,873 That's the problem with rumours: 747 00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:13,608 people tend to believe them. 748 00:37:13,610 --> 00:37:15,843 This is history. I'm gonna go down 749 00:37:15,845 --> 00:37:18,446 as the revenant that got the heir... 750 00:37:19,615 --> 00:37:22,350 - preggers. - Not if we don't tell anyone. 751 00:37:25,421 --> 00:37:27,555 I remember that night. 752 00:37:27,557 --> 00:37:30,825 You stumbling in all doe-eyed drunk, 753 00:37:30,827 --> 00:37:33,528 working those West-coast hips to a little Lana... 754 00:37:36,475 --> 00:37:38,700 teasing out lap dances for free. 755 00:37:38,702 --> 00:37:40,435 - Stop it! - The place was crawling 756 00:37:40,437 --> 00:37:43,538 with revenants, and here you were 757 00:37:43,540 --> 00:37:45,039 performing for them all. 758 00:37:46,408 --> 00:37:49,043 Of course, I was the only one that knew you were the heir. 759 00:37:50,312 --> 00:37:52,547 I admit I was hoping 760 00:37:52,549 --> 00:37:54,749 you'd be a bit more of a challenge. 761 00:37:54,751 --> 00:37:56,651 I always heard you had a mouth on you. 762 00:37:58,995 --> 00:38:00,612 And you do. 763 00:38:00,615 --> 00:38:03,516 Hmm, baby, 764 00:38:03,519 --> 00:38:05,727 one smile from me, 765 00:38:05,729 --> 00:38:07,729 and those legs 766 00:38:07,731 --> 00:38:09,564 - popped right open. - Shut 767 00:38:09,566 --> 00:38:12,433 - your stupid, sexist pie hole! - I believe we were talking 768 00:38:12,435 --> 00:38:14,202 - about her pie hole. - Enough. 769 00:38:17,539 --> 00:38:19,540 You see, we always thought the best way 770 00:38:19,542 --> 00:38:21,376 to defeat the heir was to kill her, 771 00:38:21,378 --> 00:38:24,279 Lucky for us, she's a whore 772 00:38:24,281 --> 00:38:25,803 who defeated herself 773 00:38:25,806 --> 00:38:27,872 by letting one of us get inside of her. 774 00:38:29,253 --> 00:38:32,155 Must be frustrating for you 775 00:38:32,157 --> 00:38:34,157 how much the world is changed. 776 00:38:34,159 --> 00:38:37,093 - I'm your kid's father. - You're a boring cliché. 777 00:38:42,633 --> 00:38:44,700 I'm gonna raise this kid 778 00:38:44,702 --> 00:38:46,802 to be good 779 00:38:46,804 --> 00:38:49,272 and strong, 780 00:38:49,274 --> 00:38:51,841 and everything you're not. 781 00:38:51,843 --> 00:38:54,801 You know, an Earp. 782 00:38:56,647 --> 00:38:58,814 I'd say, "and don't you forget it," but 783 00:38:58,816 --> 00:39:00,816 you ain't got that kind of time. 784 00:39:13,831 --> 00:39:15,264 Here's to single motherhood. 785 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,702 You're a superhero. 786 00:39:19,704 --> 00:39:21,604 Same damn thing. 787 00:39:26,410 --> 00:39:27,610 - Wynonna... - Hmm? 788 00:39:29,813 --> 00:39:33,015 This baby, what is it? 789 00:39:37,854 --> 00:39:39,021 Ours. 790 00:39:45,405 --> 00:39:48,407 - Is it gonna leave a mark? - Nah, it's superficial. 791 00:39:48,410 --> 00:39:50,655 - You had no plan out there, huh? - Oh, I still had time. 792 00:39:50,658 --> 00:39:52,460 They hadn't cocked their guns yet. Why? Did you? 793 00:39:52,462 --> 00:39:54,795 Old 45s can't pierce body armour. 794 00:39:54,797 --> 00:39:56,664 Thought it'd absorb a few hits, 795 00:39:56,666 --> 00:39:58,599 then take 'em out while they reloaded. 796 00:39:58,601 --> 00:40:00,326 Body armour, and you couldn't have shared? 797 00:40:00,329 --> 00:40:02,370 Particularly as only you could touch them for some reason. 798 00:40:02,372 --> 00:40:04,538 Yeah, we share a likeness. 799 00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:07,208 We're both marshals. Boom. 800 00:40:07,210 --> 00:40:09,277 I've oft brought calamity onto others, 801 00:40:09,279 --> 00:40:11,345 on that you are correct, but believe me, 802 00:40:11,347 --> 00:40:13,710 I do not always get what I want! 803 00:40:13,713 --> 00:40:15,413 Well, you are the father. 804 00:40:15,416 --> 00:40:18,250 Because we need you to be a father. 805 00:40:20,690 --> 00:40:23,224 Those marshals found you after all this time, 806 00:40:23,226 --> 00:40:25,159 what do you think has changed? 807 00:40:25,161 --> 00:40:27,795 I was at the bottom of a well for a long time, 808 00:40:27,797 --> 00:40:29,931 but now, uh, 809 00:40:29,933 --> 00:40:31,799 there is someone I need to visit. 810 00:40:34,269 --> 00:40:36,404 How long until this bond wears off? 811 00:40:36,406 --> 00:40:38,239 I think it already has. 812 00:40:38,241 --> 00:40:40,708 And Jeremy, he's no wizard. 813 00:40:40,710 --> 00:40:43,377 Shhh! 814 00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:46,047 Here, man. 815 00:40:47,649 --> 00:40:49,850 I suppose I could linger. 816 00:40:49,852 --> 00:40:51,852 She's not going anywhere. 817 00:40:55,090 --> 00:40:56,683 I have an ultrasound 818 00:40:56,686 --> 00:40:59,687 booked next week, 819 00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:02,863 but if my OBGYN is expecting samples, 820 00:41:02,865 --> 00:41:05,433 tough luck, she ain't getting any. Ha! 821 00:41:06,935 --> 00:41:09,628 I already know the pre-existing conditions on the one hand, 822 00:41:09,672 --> 00:41:11,505 revenant-it is, 823 00:41:11,507 --> 00:41:14,208 on the other, 824 00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:16,210 Wyatt Earp's best friend. 825 00:41:18,113 --> 00:41:20,614 Fakakte. 826 00:41:20,616 --> 00:41:22,016 I'm sorry. 827 00:41:23,352 --> 00:41:24,986 I kind of talked to Doc. 828 00:41:24,988 --> 00:41:27,421 Waverly, what? 829 00:41:27,423 --> 00:41:30,825 I... I was trying to be supportive, you know. 830 00:41:32,527 --> 00:41:34,889 I thought you told him. - No. Chickened out. 831 00:41:35,897 --> 00:41:38,866 Then I chickened out about telling you I chickened out, so... 832 00:41:40,235 --> 00:41:43,237 Whoops. Look, 833 00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,206 whoever the dad is, all that matters 834 00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:46,507 is that this baby... 835 00:41:49,644 --> 00:41:52,880 There I said it, baby. 836 00:41:52,882 --> 00:41:54,982 Still weird. 837 00:41:54,984 --> 00:41:57,485 It's an Earp. 838 00:41:57,487 --> 00:41:59,020 As Earp as you and me. 839 00:42:01,023 --> 00:42:03,719 Hey, you're Auntie Waverly. 840 00:42:03,722 --> 00:42:05,355 Yay! 841 00:42:05,358 --> 00:42:07,261 You need to teach this thing its history. 842 00:42:10,223 --> 00:42:12,933 Hey, what's going on? 843 00:42:18,424 --> 00:42:19,524 Wave. 844 00:42:21,943 --> 00:42:23,477 What about my history? 845 00:42:25,147 --> 00:42:26,614 Waverly. 846 00:42:27,737 --> 00:42:29,671 I don't think I'm your sister... 847 00:42:32,020 --> 00:42:33,587 or even an Earp at all. 848 00:42:35,591 --> 00:42:37,691 What? 849 00:42:37,693 --> 00:42:42,810 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --