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Mum died three years ago.

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She had a double mastectomy,
but never really recovered.

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So why do you think your father
suggested you come for counselling?

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Because my mother died
and he can't talk about it.

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- Thanks, Dad.
- Get your hands off my miscarriage!

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- I'm sorry for your loss.
- What?

7
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- Your baby.
- Oh.

8
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So, there is a particular person
you're not having sex with?

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He's not available.

10
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I believe God meant for me
to love people as a father.

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I'll go up to three.

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No-one's asked me a
question in 45 minutes...

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So, what do you do?

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You'll always be interesting
with your quirky cafe

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and your dead best friend.

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Celibacy is a lot less complicated
than romantic relationships.

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But what if you meet someone you like?

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I talk and drink and laugh
and give them Bibles

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and hope they eventually leave me alone.

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What if you meet someone you love?

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We're not going to have sex.

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I'd really like to be
your friend, though.

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I'd like to be your friend too.

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What makes you a normal person?

25
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Well, I don't believe in God...

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I love it when he does that.

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I don't know.

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Just come out.

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- I prefer the last one.
- Me too.

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- It's a bit more subtle.
- Elegant, yeah.

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- It's these bits, isn't it?
- Yep.

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- Yep, last one, definitely.
- Yep. Great.

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- Really pleased with that!
- Yeah.

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- Once it's nipped in there...
- Oh, it'll be perfect.

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His arms.

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- Do you prefer weddings or funerals?
- Weddings.

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His arms.

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I think there's something
humbling about funerals.

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Really?

41
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Yeah, it's good to dwell
on the next life.

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You really think there's a next life?

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What do you believe? Worm food?

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- Why?!
- Why what?

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His neck.

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Why would you believe in something
awful when you could

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believe in something wonderful?

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Don't make me an optimist,
you will ruin my life.

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- Have you been to many funerals?
- A couple.

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His neck.

51
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And you've never felt them go somewhere?

52
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No, they were already gone.

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His beautiful neck.

54
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What?

55
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What?

56
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You just said, "His beautiful neck".

57
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No, I said that they'd already gone.

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Okay. Weird.

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Oh, right, so...

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This might be your idea of hell...

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...but I think it's kind of special.

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His beautiful neck.

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Quaker meeting.

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You're not allowed to speak.

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If the Spirit moves you to speak,
you have to stand up

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and share it with everyone.

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It's very intense.

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It's very quiet.

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It's very, very...

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...erotic.

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Oh.

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I think...

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I'm going to go home in November.

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I think.

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What's he thinking?

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What's he thinking?

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I don't really think it's...

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I'm not really feeling the...

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I don't think it's really
affecting me...

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Oh, my...

81
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

82
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What am I going to say?
What am I going to say?

83
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I sometimes worry

84
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that I wouldn't be such a feminist

85
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if I had bigger tits.

86
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- Well, it's good you felt something.
- Is it?

87
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Something moved you.

88
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I'm not sure I needed to me
moved to discover that about myself.

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What were you thinking?

90
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I was thinking about how peaceful

91
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I felt and then for some reason,
I was thinking about your tits,

92
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which kind of ruined it.

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- Oh, my tits ruined your peace?
- Yeah. You could say that.

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- I should probably open the cafe...
- I've got a confession actually...

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- Oh, can I see it?
- Uh...

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Oh, yeah...

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It's a bit...

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What?

99
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- It's a bit...
- What...

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...the fuck?

101
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Hello.

102
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Oh, you gorgeous little thing.

103
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Can I ask, um,

104
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why so many guinea pigs?

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Oh, um...

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I just, um...

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This is an excellent one.

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I just thought it'd be
a unique selling point.

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Yeah.

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Which came first, the guinea pig
or the guinea pig cafe?

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That is a big, old question.

112
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Fair enough.

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What do guinea pigs do?

114
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They are born, they shit themselves
with fear and then they die.

115
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Can I use that at the wedding?

116
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Seriously, I need material.

117
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Tell me about your stepmother-to-be.

118
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Any... What's she like?

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Oh, she's, um...

120
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- she's from Exeter.
- Mm.

121
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Okay, thank you, that's very helpful.

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- How did she meet your dad?
- Through my mother.

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Right.

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She was my mother's
student at one point.

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- Do your parents get on?
- No.

126
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- Were you close to your mum?
- Yeah.

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You?

128
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Not really.

129
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- How come?
- So, that must've been a bit weird?

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I don't really think about it.

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- So, you run... No, no.
- Do you go back a lot to...

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Do you run this place on your own?

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- No, I opened it with a friend.
- Oh, cool, right.

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- So, you run it together?
- No, she's...

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...she, uh...

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She what?

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What?

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- What?
- She... she what?

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She...

140
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He's a bit annoying actually.

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What is that?

142
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What?

143
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That thing that you're doing.
It's like you disappear.

144
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- What?
- What are you not telling me?

145
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Nothing!

146
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Tell me what going on underneath there.

147
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- Nothing!
- Tell me, come on!

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- No!
- You can tell me.

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- Nothing! Nothing!
- Argh! What are you doing?!

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- Stop being so churchy.
- I'm not being churchy.

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- I'm just trying to get to know you.
- Well, I don't want that.

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Listen, I'm just trying to help you.

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What?

154
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No. No, I didn't mean...

155
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Oh, I know what you mean, Father.

156
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Thank you so much for your guidance.

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Come on, I didn't mean...

158
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I really should get back to work.

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A customer's bound to turn
up any minute.

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And you should be getting back to
God, don't you think?

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I think you played with my guinea
pig long enough.

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Okay.

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All right, bye.

164
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Sorry, girls.
People are starting to arrive.

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She was a spectacular woman.

166
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Don't worry. We can sort this out.

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Stop doing that to your face.

168
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No, I have to.
I don't know what's wrong!

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I just...

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I look so good.

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It's okay. We can sort it out.

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Just... Take some of your makeup off.

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I'm not wearing any makeup.

174
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What?

175
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What has happened?

176
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- I have never seen you look so good.
- I don't know, I just woke up...

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...looking amazing and then
everyone's going to think

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I got a fucking facial
for my mother's funeral.

179
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Oh, what the hell? You look incredible.

180
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We're trying to mess her up.

181
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No matter what I do to my hair,
it just keeps falling in this

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really chic way.

183
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Oh, God.

184
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- You look perfect.
- Thank you.

185
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Sorry, girls. People are starting to
arrive.

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Thank you.

187
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You don't have to greet
them if it's too...

188
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Gosh, you look gorgeous.

189
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Thank you.

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- I'm so sorry.
- Thank you.

191
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- You look glorious.
- Thank you.

192
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- Have you spoken to Dad?
- No, not yet.

193
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He's avoiding me.

194
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My deepest condolences, girls.

195
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She was magnificent.

196
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- Thanks so much.
- My God, you look well.

197
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Thank you. Have you?

198
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No, he's not really engaging.

199
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She was a spectacular woman.

200
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- Thanks.
- Darling, you look wonderful.

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Oh, my God.

202
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- Hi, Claire.
- Hi.

203
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Gosh. Grief clearly agrees with you.

204
00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:01,660
Thank you, Jeremy.

205
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Oh. Incoming.

206
00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:07,399
How are you doing?

207
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,357
My God, she's shameless.

208
00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:12,162
Can you not think the fucking
worst of someone for just a split

209
00:10:12,216 --> 00:10:13,559
fucking second?

210
00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,262
Not everyone is after cock.

211
00:10:26,651 --> 00:10:28,610
She's definitely trying to fuck my dad.

212
00:10:28,674 --> 00:10:30,154
Well, she ain't made of wood.

213
00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,044
Do you want a ciggie?

214
00:10:36,610 --> 00:10:38,129
Ooh, incoming.

215
00:10:38,177 --> 00:10:39,605
Hi, Harry.

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Hi. Hi.

217
00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,636
- You okay?
- Mm-hm.

218
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You?

219
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,031
Do you need anything?

220
00:10:46,092 --> 00:10:49,811
No, I'm good thanks. I've just
had a large glass of water.

221
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Are your trousers okay?

222
00:10:51,490 --> 00:10:53,992
Yeah, sorry, I left them in the drier.

223
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Ah, mate.

224
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Ah, shit, sorry.

225
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It's okay.

226
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It's just funerals when you actually
knew the person...

227
00:11:03,285 --> 00:11:04,606
They're so...

228
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It just doesn't feel real.

229
00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,439
I'm just going to miss her so much.

230
00:11:19,105 --> 00:11:21,591
- Have you cried yet?
- Yes.

231
00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:24,169
But I didn't see you cr...

232
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Wow, you look..

233
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,232
Have you had your eyebrows done?

234
00:11:29,575 --> 00:11:31,849
Hi, girls. How you doing?

235
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,319
- All right.
- Okay, thanks.

236
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,396
You know, the hard bit's going to
come in a few weeks

237
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when it all calms down.

238
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- Yeah, I have heard.
- They do say that, yeah.

239
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When people start to forget

240
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and the cards and the
flowers stop turning up.

241
00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:44,825
- Yeah.
- Uh-huh, yeah.

242
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And people just disappear
because it spooks them

243
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to be around someone
perpetually in pain.

244
00:11:48,653 --> 00:11:49,708
Okay. - Right.

245
00:11:49,733 --> 00:11:51,755
And your lovely boyfriends might
not be able to cope.

246
00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,500
- Well, he's my husband...
- I'm sure they'll push through.

247
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I just want you to know that
I will always be there for you, always.

248
00:11:56,906 --> 00:11:58,672
- Always.
- Thank you.

249
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Always.

250
00:12:02,881 --> 00:12:04,177
Always.

251
00:12:05,374 --> 00:12:07,037
I'm going to check on the sausagerolls.

252
00:12:07,062 --> 00:12:08,342
Okay.

253
00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:16,311
See?

254
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:17,960
Okay.

255
00:12:23,237 --> 00:12:24,345
Hey.

256
00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:26,378
I don't know how you're eating.

257
00:12:26,908 --> 00:12:28,188
Do something.

258
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,233
Hi.

259
00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:47,352
Oh. Hello, darling.

260
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- Bit tight.
- Oh, yeah.

261
00:12:52,384 --> 00:12:53,834
Tell me about it.

262
00:13:00,845 --> 00:13:03,775
I found her very difficult, you know.

263
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:05,869
I know.

264
00:13:06,178 --> 00:13:09,728
I loved her, but, um...

265
00:13:09,804 --> 00:13:12,400
- That's all that really matters.
- No, I don't think it is.

266
00:13:14,138 --> 00:13:15,645
Her instincts were...

267
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:20,058
She just knew how to be fun.

268
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,153
How to be kind.

269
00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:23,675
She just knew.

270
00:13:25,336 --> 00:13:26,880
I'm just guessing.

271
00:13:29,377 --> 00:13:30,656
You're fun, Dad.

272
00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,081
No, I didn't like that about her.

273
00:13:33,922 --> 00:13:37,057
I loved her, but I didn't like
that she was...

274
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,369
For a long time, I...

275
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:45,960
And today...

276
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,919
...I was jealous of her.

277
00:13:52,838 --> 00:13:55,533
That is a lovely thing to say, really.

278
00:13:56,151 --> 00:13:57,480
Oh, sorry.

279
00:14:00,778 --> 00:14:02,444
I'll leave you two.

280
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,292
- She's a bit annoying, isn't she?
- Mm.

281
00:14:14,096 --> 00:14:15,785
Look, let's go and find your sister.

282
00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:17,691
Yeah, I don't think she wants to see me.

283
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,589
She loves you.

284
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,723
She just didn't get the fun gene.

285
00:14:31,065 --> 00:14:32,825
I just...

286
00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:36,240
- I don't know what to...
- I know.

287
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:41,594
Buck up.

288
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,919
Smile.

289
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,222
Charm.

290
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,040
Off we go.

291
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,880
We'll be okay.

292
00:14:54,011 --> 00:14:55,258
I'll follow you.

293
00:14:59,338 --> 00:15:01,217
You look lovely, by the way.

294
00:15:01,264 --> 00:15:02,504
Thank you.

295
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,787
I don't know what to do with it.

296
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,349
With what?

297
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,360
With all the love I have for her.

298
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:30,354
I don't know where to put it now.

299
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:34,433
I'll take it.

300
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,175
No, I'm serious.

301
00:15:36,237 --> 00:15:38,703
It sounds lovely.

302
00:15:39,156 --> 00:15:41,135
I'll have it.

303
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,797
- You have to give it to me.
- Okay.

304
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,114
It's got to go somewhere.

305
00:16:08,037 --> 00:16:10,388
? Children grow and women producing ?

306
00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,880
? Men go working, some go stealing ?

307
00:16:12,943 --> 00:16:15,363
? Everyone's got to make a living ?

308
00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:18,121
? L O X, yeah ?

309
00:16:19,113 --> 00:16:20,503
? J. Lo, yeah ?

310
00:16:21,852 --> 00:16:23,690
? We off the block this year ?

311
00:16:23,761 --> 00:16:26,012
? Went from a little to
a lot this year ?

312
00:16:26,761 --> 00:16:28,677
? Don't be fooled by
the rocks that I got ?

313
00:16:28,747 --> 00:16:30,950
? I'm still, I'm still Jenny
from the block ?

314
00:16:31,012 --> 00:16:33,160
? Used to have a little,
now I have a lot ?

315
00:16:33,247 --> 00:16:35,984
? No matter where I go,
I know where I came from... ?

316
00:16:36,009 --> 00:16:38,843
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Jesus!

317
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,022
Why are you awake? It's 9:45!

318
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,119
Oh, my God! I thought you were
just in my head, then!

319
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,498
But, I mean, you were in my head, then.

320
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,779
But now you're there!

321
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,695
You okay, Father?

322
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,398
Ah, fuck, you calling me "Father"

323
00:16:52,422 --> 00:16:54,968
like it doesn't turn
you on just to say it.

324
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:02,129
- Do you want a drink?
- Okay.

325
00:17:02,223 --> 00:17:03,440
Don't move.

326
00:17:09,066 --> 00:17:10,786
Are you a nostalgic person?

327
00:17:12,247 --> 00:17:13,439
Yeah.

328
00:17:13,536 --> 00:17:15,661
- Do you like Winnie the Pooh?
- Yeah.

329
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,999
I fucking love Winnie the Pooh.

330
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,575
I can't read a Winnie the Pooh
quote without crying.

331
00:17:21,193 --> 00:17:22,633
Fuck.

332
00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:25,089
Piglet.

333
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,040
Piglet.

334
00:17:29,294 --> 00:17:30,613
Why are you here?

335
00:17:30,638 --> 00:17:33,166
Sorry, but I mean why, why are you...

336
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,033
Were you looking for me?

337
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,486
I was on the verge of having
a little prayer, actually.

338
00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:43,893
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

339
00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:46,971
Don't, don't you... That's my thing.

340
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,421
What were you praying about?

341
00:17:48,445 --> 00:17:49,679
Please say you were praying for me.

342
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,205
I could do with the extra pair of hands.

343
00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:55,768
Mine don't seem to have the
fucking reach any more.

344
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,005
God help me!

345
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,755
Whoa!

346
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,360
Thank you.

347
00:18:05,656 --> 00:18:07,441
Do you know there was a man who
wanted to be a saint

348
00:18:07,466 --> 00:18:10,597
so badly he castrated himself just
to stop himself?

349
00:18:11,788 --> 00:18:14,114
You know... whack!

350
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:16,909
Wow!

351
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,106
Here's to peace.

352
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,720
And those who get in the way of it.

353
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,147
I'm sorry about today.

354
00:18:47,504 --> 00:18:48,766
Forget it.

355
00:18:49,571 --> 00:18:51,491
Look at this.

356
00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:58,559
Look at it.

357
00:18:58,653 --> 00:19:00,253
That's the first one I ever got.

358
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,180
Went all the way to Rome for that.

359
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,665
Such a nerd!

360
00:19:07,211 --> 00:19:10,868
Two years before I was even allowed
to wear it, but I just...

361
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:12,227
I couldn't wait.

362
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:16,516
I couldn't wait! I knew I wanted a bold,

363
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,415
you know, this colour, but proper plum.

364
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,640
You can only get proper plum in Italy.

365
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,160
Sometimes I worry I'm
only in it for the outfits.

366
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,722
So beautiful, isn't it?

367
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,059
I mean, your stuff is lovely, too.

368
00:19:37,117 --> 00:19:38,348
What were you praying about?

369
00:19:44,165 --> 00:19:46,649
You don't like answering
questions, do you?

370
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,111
Okay.

371
00:19:59,801 --> 00:20:01,481
Come with me.

372
00:20:04,046 --> 00:20:05,640
I know what to do with you.

373
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,054
You go in there, I go in there.

374
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,448
And you make me tell you all my secrets

375
00:20:12,522 --> 00:20:14,401
so you can ultimately trap
and control me?

376
00:20:14,425 --> 00:20:16,626
Yeah. No.

377
00:20:16,651 --> 00:20:18,020
You tell me what's weighing
on your heart

378
00:20:18,044 --> 00:20:19,261
and I listen without judgment

379
00:20:19,292 --> 00:20:21,394
- and in complete confidence.
- Sounds dodgy!

380
00:20:21,418 --> 00:20:22,639
I just listen.

381
00:20:22,694 --> 00:20:24,835
At the very least it'll
shut me up for a minute.

382
00:20:24,859 --> 00:20:27,007
- I'm not Catholic.
- Tonight, that doesn't matter.

383
00:20:27,054 --> 00:20:28,562
Won't I catch fire or something?

384
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,879
If you did, it would confirm
my faith, so let's try it.

385
00:20:30,903 --> 00:20:32,551
Go on.

386
00:20:36,730 --> 00:20:38,170
Go on.

387
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,320
All right.

388
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,333
Okay, now you say, "Bless me
father for I have sinned."

389
00:20:58,411 --> 00:21:00,536
- I'm not going to say that!
- Well, very good.

390
00:21:00,591 --> 00:21:03,097
"It's been..."
Uh, enter days, years, months

391
00:21:03,153 --> 00:21:04,776
- "...since my last confession."
- Mm-hmm.

392
00:21:04,815 --> 00:21:07,309
Then I say, "That's okay,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah",

393
00:21:07,363 --> 00:21:08,676
till you tell me what's on your mind.

394
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,522
Tell me your ssss...

395
00:21:10,574 --> 00:21:13,714
- Sins.
- Sins, if you want.

396
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,690
- Why would I tell you my sins?
- Because it will make you feel better!

397
00:21:16,745 --> 00:21:19,501
And because I want to know.

398
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,290
Okay.

399
00:21:30,267 --> 00:21:31,979
I lied.

400
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:33,519
Okay.

401
00:21:33,848 --> 00:21:35,328
To you.

402
00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:39,498
- About?
- About the miscarriage.

403
00:21:46,963 --> 00:21:49,580
I was just covering for my sister
who actually had the miscarriage,

404
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,400
because her husband didn't know
she was pregnant, and it just...

405
00:21:53,165 --> 00:21:54,645
Okay.

406
00:21:58,199 --> 00:21:59,919
Keep going.

407
00:22:01,316 --> 00:22:03,329
And I've stolen things.

408
00:22:04,195 --> 00:22:08,460
I've had a lot of sex
outside of marriage.

409
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,517
And once or twice inside someone else's.

410
00:22:13,241 --> 00:22:15,761
And there's been a spot of sodomy.

411
00:22:16,322 --> 00:22:19,392
Um, there's been much masturbation,

412
00:22:19,417 --> 00:22:22,025
a bit of violence, and of course
the endless fucking blasphemy.

413
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,640
And?

414
00:22:26,706 --> 00:22:28,146
And...

415
00:22:30,695 --> 00:22:33,335
- Go on.
- And...

416
00:22:36,407 --> 00:22:37,967
I...

417
00:22:41,396 --> 00:22:43,116
...I can't...

418
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,155
It's okay, go on.

419
00:22:47,315 --> 00:22:49,835
- Frightened.
- Of what?

420
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,692
Forgetting things.

421
00:22:54,262 --> 00:22:55,887
People.

422
00:22:56,293 --> 00:22:57,832
Forgetting people.

423
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:06,559
And I'm ashamed of not knowing what I...

424
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,853
What you want?
It's okay not to know what you want.

425
00:23:08,924 --> 00:23:12,947
No, I know what I want. I know
exactly what I want right now.

426
00:23:13,026 --> 00:23:14,791
What's that?

427
00:23:16,992 --> 00:23:18,862
It's bad.

428
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,798
It's okay.

429
00:23:22,746 --> 00:23:25,392
I want someone to tell me
what to wear in the morning.

430
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,049
Okay, well, I think
there are people who can...

431
00:23:29,121 --> 00:23:32,081
No, I want someone to tell me
what to wear every morning.

432
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,480
I want someone to tell me what to eat,

433
00:23:36,533 --> 00:23:38,399
what to like, what to hate,

434
00:23:38,448 --> 00:23:40,128
what to rage about,

435
00:23:40,206 --> 00:23:42,425
what to listen to, what band to like,

436
00:23:42,496 --> 00:23:44,283
what to buy tickets for,

437
00:23:44,346 --> 00:23:46,199
what to joke about,
what not to joke about.

438
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:48,689
I want someone to tell me
what to believe in,

439
00:23:49,822 --> 00:23:50,853
who to vote for,

440
00:23:50,908 --> 00:23:54,331
and who to love,
and how to... tell them.

441
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,756
I just think I want someone to tell me

442
00:24:03,357 --> 00:24:04,712
how to live my life, Father,

443
00:24:04,795 --> 00:24:07,280
because so far I think
I've been getting it wrong.

444
00:24:08,812 --> 00:24:11,687
And I know that's why people want
people like you in their lives.

445
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,242
Because you just tell them how to do it.

446
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,913
You just tell them what to do,

447
00:24:17,007 --> 00:24:18,399
and what they'll get
out of the end of it.

448
00:24:18,449 --> 00:24:20,832
Even though I don't believe
your bullshit, and I know that

449
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:23,974
scientifically nothing I do makes
any difference in the end anyway,

450
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,396
I'm still scared!
Why am I still scared?!

451
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,441
So just tell me what to do.

452
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,589
Just fucking tell me what to do, Father!

453
00:24:55,522 --> 00:24:56,833
Kneel.

454
00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,418
What?

455
00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:04,616
Kneel.

456
00:25:10,532 --> 00:25:12,030
Just kneel.

457
00:26:38,486 --> 00:26:41,666
- Is this a skirt and trousers?
- Sorry, sorry.

458
00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:32,190
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