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Previously on Now Apocalypse...

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She's doing top-secret
government work and shit.

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From the moment me and Gabriel
met there was this supernatural

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connection between us,
and then he disappears.

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My ex Mustafa is in town.

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I'm so relieved we are no longer

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burdened with fear
and possessiveness.

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It's just like we're teetering on
the brink of total annihilation.

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I'm been camming
online for money.

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Fuck!

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I'm going to be reading with you, so do you
have any questions before we get started?

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Nope, I don't think so.

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Great.

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Cassie, if you don't watch
out, you're gonna get hurt.

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Bad, bad, real bad.

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Look, I don't care.

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I don't care what happens to me.

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Okay, I'm gonna stop
you right there, okay?

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I'm sorry, did I do something?

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No, actually you
didn't do anything.

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It was just so "natural" that
it was putting me to sleep.

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Okay, so let's try it again
and actually try acting.

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- Okay.
- And from the top, okay.

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Cassie, if you don't watch out, you're
gonna get hurt, bad, bad, real bad.

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Look, I don't care!

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Okay, I don't care
what happens...

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I'm sorry, are you
joking right now?

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That was insane, way too much.

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- Way too big, okay,
let's do it again. - Sorry, yeah.

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- No, no, don't be sorry.
- All right, come on.

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- Maybe split the difference.
- Split the difference.

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Find humanity
somewhere in between.

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- Yeah, okay.
- Between like nothing and clown.

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- Yes.
- Okay, great.

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Cassie, if you don't watch out, you're
gonna get hurt, bad, bad, real bad.

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Look, I don't care. All right, I
don't care what happens to me.

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I don't really care what
happens to you either.

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Cassie, if you don't watch out, you're
gonna get hurt, bad, bad, real bad.

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I don't care.

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I don't care what happens
to me, I jus...

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Look, you only go around
once in life and...

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How about this? Stand up.

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Stand up, can you do that?

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I don't care.

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Look, I don't care
what happens to me!

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Cassie, if you don't watch out, you're
gonna get hurt, bad, bad, bad, real bad.

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I don't care what happens to me.

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Look, I just... fuck,
what are my lines?

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You only go around once in life.

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And my motto is...

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And my motto is that you
just gotta go for it.

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That was great,
thank you so much.

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We'll call you.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Dude, I'm fucking
quitting acting.

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What are you talking about?

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That guy just sounds like an
asshole on his man period.

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And I'm sick of being at
the mercy of assholes.

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It's like I'm the
dom, not the sub.

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This whole masochism shit
is not on brand for me.

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Sorry.

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What ever happened to that web
series that you were writing?

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It's almost done, but so what?

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Finish it, and I'll
help you film it.

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I took a production
class in college.

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I got a C, but...

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So what, you're gonna shoot it
on your iPhone or something?

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Yeah. Come on, come on,
it'll be fun.

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Famous last words.

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I don't know, I mean
it would give me

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something to focus on besides
my non-existent career.

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And trolling Craigslist
for a new roommate.

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How's that going by the way?

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It is like extras casting
for a David Lynch movie.

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Dude, that is so beyond
the valley of fucked up.

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I know, and I'm pathetic
enough to text back

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at 3 am saying yes,
I'll fucking meet you

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in the middle of
the fucking night.

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And so I'm sitting
there, like a dotard,

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waiting for him to
message me where to go,

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and the maniac never texts back.

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So then what?

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I fucking fell asleep.

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And then when I woke
up in the morning,

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the entire message
chain was gone.

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Like it never happened,

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like I dreamt the whole thing.

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Did you?

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Did I what?

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Dream the whole thing?

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No.

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I don't think so.

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Whatever, the, the take
away from all of this,

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is that Gabriel's hotness
does not outweigh

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his pathological flakiness.

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Right?

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Yeah, yeah, of course.

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Hello Lars, I'm
running a little late.

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Follow protocol
and don't take any

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bio-genetic samples
until I arrive on site.

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See you soon.

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Hello?

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Is anyone there?

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Hello?

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Hi.

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Sorry, the the doorbell.

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Yeah, the-the that doesn't work.

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This must be for my roommate.

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All right.

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Thanks,

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Tl-at-lah-ti.

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It's Tlayolotl.

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Mexican indigenous name.

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Friends just call me T.

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So, I'm actually looking
to fill the room, ASAP,

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so it would be
great if you could

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tell me a little about yourself.

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I'm Niall, I'm from Vancouver.

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I don't have a
job at the moment.

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But I have over thirty-two
thousand Instagram followers.

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So I'm really focusing on trying
to monetize that right now.

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I spend most of my days
lamenting Western imperialism.

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My interests include labor
strikes, premium grade matcha,

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and the downfall of
society as we know it.

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Well, technically I'm pangender,

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which means I'm a member
of a vast and diverse

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multiplicity of genders that
expands infinitely over time.

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It's sort of
a mix between performance art

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and social activism.

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I, like, build a red
tent and film myself

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bleeding in it for a week.

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I view my period cramps
as a vehicle for purging

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collective global
and inherited pain.

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So, is this like your thing?

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You're like the hot delivery guy

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whose life is
basically one long,

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never-ending porno?

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No, no I'm married actually.

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Wait, what?

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Yeah, and straight.

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Well, yeah, mostly.

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Okay...

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you don't wear a ring.

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Well, you know, I lost so many of them
at work, I just stopped wearing them.

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My wife's cool with it.

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Wait, what?

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No, I meant about
me not wearing a ring.

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No, if she found out
about... she'd flip.

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She's, pretty religious.

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Are you?

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No, not so much.

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I mean I was,
my dad's a preacher.

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- Shit.
- Yeah.

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- Really?
- Yeah, he would not be pleased.

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He's one of these people that thinks
that gay sex causes hurricanes.

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- Yeah.
- That must suck.

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You know, it's all right. I mean,
it's not like I do this very often.

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It's just sometimes,
I meet someone like you, and...

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you know, shit happens.

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Fuck, you are so
hot that it's painful.

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Where is your dick, dude?

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Like, literally, it's so small
I can't even fucking see it.

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I could fit ten of your dicks
in my ass and not even feel it.

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What do you do to jerk-off,
do you use your pinkie?

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Like this?

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Let me see you jerk
that tiny little nub,

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I wanna see if
it's even possible.

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Shit, is that a dick or is that
just an awkwardly large clit?

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I mean how many testosterone
shots did you have to get

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to engorge your clit that much?

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I'm too small for you.

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Your dick looks like
a dot that I saw

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under a microscope in my
high school biology class.

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Like what is that, a
molecule of like fucking algae or what?

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- Is this right?
- Don't talk.

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Just lie there.

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I said no blinking!

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If you can't keep yourself from
blinking, just shut your eyes.

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Sorry.

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Thank you all for
joining us tonight.

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I have been leading
this circle jerk

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for two years now
and I deeply believe

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that being able
to talk about sex

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in the company of
other men can be

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a very powerful
healing experience.

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First off, please
introduce yourself

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and share a few words about what
you're feeling at this moment.

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I'll go first. I'm Neil, and I'm
feeling pumped up about tonight.

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I'm Tony,

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I'm kind of nervous,

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but I'm really honored
to be a part of this.

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Yo, I'm George, I feel
a little uncomfortable.

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Think I maybe got a
sunburn earlier.

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Other than that though,
I'm totally stoked to be here

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and I'm really
hoping to connect.

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So is this anyone's first
time to circle jerk?

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Ho, virgins! Just joking, guys.

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Welcome.

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Welcome.

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Stop it.

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I'm I'm Ulysses,

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Hi, Ulysses.

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This is my first time
doing something like this.

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Yeah no, that's it.
Yeah, that's it.

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Well,

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we're thrilled to
have you here, Ulysses.

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Both of you.

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And just so you know, we're
very open-minded here.

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- Aren't we Tony?
- Wide open.

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Yeah, so I'm Ford and I'm like

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super-excited to be here. For a while now

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I've been just feeling
just totally bummed

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and really confused because...

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I really love my girlfriend.

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It's all right, Ford.
This is a safe space.

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Go on, just let it all out.

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So I know it's old school,
but I feel like Severine...

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that's my girlfriend,
and as I honestly,

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I feel like she could be my soulmate.

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Don't you think so?

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Yeah, yup.

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Anyway, it's like our bodies,
they just fit together, you know?

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But it-it's...

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God, it's so hard for
me to even say it.

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It's okay, man.

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Yeah, Ford, we're here for
you and we all support you.

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Yes, we think it's amazingly
brave of you to come out

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and express your feelings
with such honesty.

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Thanks, guys that...

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It really means a lot.

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Speaking your truth,
Ford, is not easy.

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But you should never be
ashamed of who you are

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or what you desire.

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I know, right?

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Maybe I'm old-fashioned.

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You know, maybe I, I just want
things to go back

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to how they were in
the good old days,

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like maybe I just want to sleep
with one woman at a time!

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What did he just say?

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Yeah, maybe I can clarify
what's happened here.

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We're not.

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I mean, I am, but, but, but,
Ford is not.

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- What is he talking about?
- I'll tell you in the car.

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At first, non-monogamy
seemed fun.

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Like we had a cool threesome
with this terrorist lady,

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and afterward my girlfriend
and I felt so connected.

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But then, right after that she
told me she slept with her ex.

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00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:50,247
And I thought,

252
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,572
I can't be mad, right?

253
00:15:54,213 --> 00:15:55,431
I signed up for this.

254
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:56,897
But I do feel mad.

255
00:15:57,028 --> 00:15:59,133
Is my brain wrong
for feeling this way?

256
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,136
No, Ford, your
brain's not wrong.

257
00:16:02,163 --> 00:16:04,029
That's fucked up, yo.

258
00:16:04,252 --> 00:16:06,167
You gotta talk that shit out.

259
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,013
I'm not saying put
that bitch on a leash,

260
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:11,005
but at least install some
invisible fencing, you know?

261
00:16:11,032 --> 00:16:14,915
We refrain from using derogatory
words like bitch here.

262
00:16:15,372 --> 00:16:17,439
But I have to agree with George.

263
00:16:17,484 --> 00:16:19,588
This is a situation
where it's important

264
00:16:19,615 --> 00:16:22,215
to have an open conversation
with your partner.

265
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:26,308
Can you say to her, "When you
slept with your ex it hurt me?"

266
00:16:26,335 --> 00:16:27,694
Yeah, Ford,

267
00:16:28,213 --> 00:16:30,660
men have feelings too.

268
00:16:31,145 --> 00:16:33,668
Men have feelings too.

269
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,387
Men have feelings too.

270
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,675
Men have feelings too.

271
00:16:40,169 --> 00:16:42,476
Men having feelings too.

272
00:16:42,856 --> 00:16:45,363
Men have feelings too!

273
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,902
Men have feelings too!

274
00:16:48,193 --> 00:16:50,434
Men have feelings too!

275
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,997
Men have feelings too!

276
00:16:53,024 --> 00:16:55,247
Can you angle me
down a little bit?

277
00:16:55,274 --> 00:16:57,146
Yeah, sure.

278
00:16:57,406 --> 00:16:58,598
Okay.

279
00:16:59,525 --> 00:17:00,482
Okay.

280
00:17:01,199 --> 00:17:02,331
Perfect.

281
00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:05,153
You look so hot.

282
00:17:05,463 --> 00:17:06,348
Thank you.

283
00:17:07,086 --> 00:17:08,598
By the way I

284
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,349
I've never done
this before,

285
00:17:10,376 --> 00:17:13,928
I mean, like for an audience,
obviously, so...

286
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,200
I feel so honored.

287
00:17:17,107 --> 00:17:19,937
All right, Worm, you ready?

288
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:20,938
Very.

289
00:17:21,068 --> 00:17:21,990
Okay,

290
00:17:23,086 --> 00:17:24,622
here goes.

291
00:17:29,177 --> 00:17:30,576
Hold on, it's almost there.

292
00:17:33,146 --> 00:17:36,257
C'mon baby, show me
that wet pink flower.

293
00:17:36,284 --> 00:17:38,651
Okay, shh, I'm trying
to focus, hold on.

294
00:17:38,782 --> 00:17:39,662
Sorry.

295
00:17:41,915 --> 00:17:44,404
Fuck, you're making me pee shy.

296
00:17:44,678 --> 00:17:46,746
Sorry, is there anything
I can do to help?

297
00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:48,256
Yeah, can you just,

298
00:17:48,283 --> 00:17:50,141
I don't know,
like look away for a second?

299
00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:51,388
Where am I supposed to look?

300
00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:53,327
Lo-look anywhere
else, Worm, just...

301
00:17:53,354 --> 00:17:55,514
I don't know, close
your eyes for a minute.

302
00:17:55,973 --> 00:17:56,819
Okay.

303
00:18:00,374 --> 00:18:02,893
Okay, okay, it's
coming, open your eyes.

304
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,139
Open your eyes.

305
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:06,030
Ooh, yeah...

306
00:18:06,147 --> 00:18:07,491
- you like that?
- Yeah.

307
00:18:07,518 --> 00:18:08,819
It's getting everywhere.

308
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,764
Such a powerful stream.

309
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,022
Yeah, you like that
you little pee-slut?

310
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:18,960
Yeah, I love it,
I love it, fuck.

311
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:21,316
Do you know how much
I want to taste your hot,

312
00:18:21,343 --> 00:18:23,283
sweet, golden nectar?

313
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:27,613
Baby, I want to
drink your warm cocktail.

314
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,631
If I was lucky enough
to be lie beneath you,

315
00:18:29,658 --> 00:18:31,548
I wouldn't waste a drop.

316
00:18:32,337 --> 00:18:36,775
Yeah, that is some
precious urine right there.

317
00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:40,889
So, I like, I went to
this meeting tonight.

318
00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:44,702
It was like a bunch of guys hanging
out, shooting the shit,

319
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,773
yeah, sort of like a locker room,

320
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,773
except less moldy smelling
and nobody gets naked.

321
00:18:50,832 --> 00:18:53,163
But in a way, you do.

322
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:56,093
- You mean a support group?
- Yeah, I guess?

323
00:18:56,120 --> 00:19:00,037
This guy George describes
it as a male coven,

324
00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:02,617
which I guess is
a type of stove.

325
00:19:03,946 --> 00:19:07,950
But, it was really cool because I
basically learned that feelings

326
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,031
aren't just a girl thing.

327
00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:12,374
Anyway,

328
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:15,400
I have something I need to tell you.

329
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:19,760
Just wait, I need to get
my sponsor on the phone.

330
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:32,048
Yo, I'm just available
for support, if needed.

331
00:19:32,569 --> 00:19:33,978
What is this?

332
00:19:34,618 --> 00:19:35,947
That's George.

333
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:39,056
Okay, Ford, go ahead,
I got you, dawg.

334
00:19:44,172 --> 00:19:45,172
Sev,

335
00:19:46,312 --> 00:19:48,316
when you slept
with your ex-boyfriend

336
00:19:48,343 --> 00:19:51,046
Mustafa, it made
me feel really bad...

337
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:53,327
and really sad.

338
00:19:53,952 --> 00:19:56,789
I don't want to control you, because
I know you totally hate that,

339
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,807
but I also don't want
to be in a relationship

340
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:01,843
that makes me feel like I
constantly have side cramps.

341
00:20:03,312 --> 00:20:04,312
Ford,

342
00:20:04,757 --> 00:20:07,207
you know I
believe that monogamy is

343
00:20:07,234 --> 00:20:12,140
an arbitrary cage forced upon us by
the miserable capitalist patriarchy.

344
00:20:12,374 --> 00:20:15,242
However, I do care
for you very much,

345
00:20:15,269 --> 00:20:21,124
so I'm sorry if my actions have inspired
any negative feelings on your part.

346
00:20:21,509 --> 00:20:23,511
You are? Really?

347
00:20:23,829 --> 00:20:24,786
Yes.

348
00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:28,077
God, that's so beautiful.

349
00:20:32,071 --> 00:20:33,233
How about this?

350
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:35,058
If we want to be
with another person,

351
00:20:35,085 --> 00:20:36,859
we can do it together.

352
00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:41,616
You'd be okay with that?

353
00:20:41,643 --> 00:20:42,905
For now, yes.

354
00:20:42,932 --> 00:20:46,288
We can think of this as
an incubation period.

355
00:20:48,525 --> 00:20:49,918
That sounds awesome.

356
00:20:51,095 --> 00:20:52,165
Right George?

357
00:20:52,192 --> 00:20:55,593
Hell yeah, fantastic
progress guys!

358
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,543
And I just want to
say, if you're looking for

359
00:21:00,601 --> 00:21:03,075
a volunteer to help you,

360
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,582
you know, explore...

361
00:21:05,609 --> 00:21:08,853
If the earth was
ravaged by a nuclear war

362
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,933
and you were the last man alive,

363
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,839
I still wouldn't fuck you.

364
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:22,831
I still have some
work I need to finish.

365
00:21:22,962 --> 00:21:24,133
Okay, all right.

366
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,031
I'll join you in the
bedroom in a bit.

367
00:21:27,047 --> 00:21:30,727
Okay, yeah, I'll keep
your side of the bed warm.

368
00:21:32,363 --> 00:21:36,555
That's not really necessary,
but thank you.

369
00:21:40,023 --> 00:21:42,985
That's fucking Crayola.

370
00:21:43,196 --> 00:21:45,724
The guy literally
came like eight times,

371
00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:49,135
it was unreal, and needless
to say, odd as fuck.

372
00:21:49,162 --> 00:21:51,477
No, it's biologically
impossible.

373
00:21:51,817 --> 00:21:53,949
I was there, I counted.

374
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,256
So what, the dude
just like waltzes in,

375
00:21:56,387 --> 00:21:59,380
nuts eight times and
then hops back in his little

376
00:21:59,407 --> 00:22:01,224
delivery truck
and finishes his route?

377
00:22:01,251 --> 00:22:02,382
Pretty much.

378
00:22:02,852 --> 00:22:04,927
I know this sounds
super un-PC but there's

379
00:22:04,954 --> 00:22:07,052
something so hot
about guys on the DL.

380
00:22:07,079 --> 00:22:09,095
It's like, they're so
repressed and then when

381
00:22:09,122 --> 00:22:11,849
they finally get some it's
like this great deluge.

382
00:22:11,876 --> 00:22:13,795
Of cum, apparently.

383
00:22:15,645 --> 00:22:16,626
Yeah.

384
00:22:17,321 --> 00:22:19,876
My God, dude, are you
fucking stoned right now?

385
00:22:20,324 --> 00:22:22,978
Maybe I smoked a little
bit before my shift, yeah.

386
00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:24,993
Do they not drug test you?

387
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:27,477
Only when I applied, and I had
Ford pee in a cup for me.

388
00:22:27,766 --> 00:22:29,563
Speaking of pee...

389
00:22:29,855 --> 00:22:31,180
My God, what?

390
00:22:35,252 --> 00:22:38,961
I'm sorry, Ford,
but I'm quite tired.

391
00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:42,602
Okay.

392
00:22:53,063 --> 00:22:56,229
I really appreciate you
sharing your feelings

393
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:59,516
so honestly and openly.

394
00:23:01,443 --> 00:23:03,624
Let's just cuddle instead.

395
00:23:08,422 --> 00:23:11,860
Do you know what?
L-let's just have sex.

396
00:23:11,984 --> 00:23:14,813
But I thought you
weren't in the mood.

397
00:23:14,943 --> 00:23:18,465
Of the options presented,
it's the most agreeable.

398
00:23:19,470 --> 00:23:20,395
Cool.

399
00:23:29,945 --> 00:23:31,207
Actually,

400
00:23:31,234 --> 00:23:35,359
why don't you
just lie back and relax?

401
00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:39,274
All right.

402
00:23:53,329 --> 00:23:54,475
Fuck...

403
00:23:55,791 --> 00:23:59,494
My God, it feels... so good.

404
00:24:02,373 --> 00:24:03,548
Sev...

405
00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:07,451
I love you.

406
00:24:07,605 --> 00:24:09,389
I love you!

407
00:24:10,838 --> 00:24:12,590
I love you so much.

408
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,199
I love you!

409
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,058
I love you.

410
00:24:18,215 --> 00:24:21,988
I love you, I love you,
I love you,

411
00:24:30,550 --> 00:24:33,196
Oh, my God, that felt amazing.

412
00:24:36,867 --> 00:24:38,379
Do you want to come too?

413
00:24:38,406 --> 00:24:39,668
No thank you.

414
00:24:46,212 --> 00:24:47,300
Goodnight.

415
00:24:50,844 --> 00:24:51,978
Well...

416
00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:55,667
thanks.

417
00:25:13,341 --> 00:25:14,868
Holy mother.

418
00:25:17,056 --> 00:25:19,298
Babe, babe, babe, babe,
wake up, wake up.

419
00:25:20,267 --> 00:25:22,126
- What?
- My God, Sev.

420
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:23,834
You're not gonna believe this.

421
00:25:23,861 --> 00:25:25,160
What? What is it?

422
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:27,130
Barnabus just invited
us to this huge,

423
00:25:27,157 --> 00:25:28,970
kick-ass party this weekend.

424
00:25:29,683 --> 00:25:31,626
In Palm Springs.

425
00:25:32,556 --> 00:25:33,634
What are you talking about?

426
00:25:33,661 --> 00:25:35,649
One of his buddies,
this dude Thor Goswell,

427
00:25:35,676 --> 00:25:37,525
who's like this
hot shit CAA agent,

428
00:25:37,552 --> 00:25:40,323
has a giant mansion out
there and it's his birthday,

429
00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:42,431
and everybody who is
anybody is gonna be there.

430
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:45,220
- That sounds...
- Off the fricking hook.

431
00:25:46,134 --> 00:25:48,959
Shit, what are you
doing this weekend?

432
00:25:48,986 --> 00:25:50,882
Masturbating, why?

433
00:25:50,909 --> 00:25:52,868
Feel like going to Palm Springs?

434
00:25:53,101 --> 00:25:54,032
What?

435
00:25:54,059 --> 00:25:56,118
Ford just texted and
asked if we want

436
00:25:56,145 --> 00:25:58,763
to go to Palm Springs for
the weekend with him and Severine

437
00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:01,501
and stay at the Jacobs, for free,

438
00:26:01,528 --> 00:26:04,852
courtesy of that creepy
benefactor dude of his.

439
00:26:05,006 --> 00:26:05,960
Fuck you.

440
00:26:06,557 --> 00:26:07,712
Serious.

441
00:26:09,466 --> 00:26:11,032
Fuck you.

442
00:26:11,059 --> 00:26:13,007
Is that a fuck you yes
or like a fuck you,

443
00:26:13,034 --> 00:26:14,601
I hate Palm Springs?

444
00:26:14,732 --> 00:26:16,517
Fuck you!

445
00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:23,298
Dude, what was that?

446
00:26:26,179 --> 00:26:27,126
Hello?

447
00:26:27,181 --> 00:26:28,085
Hey...

448
00:26:32,798 --> 00:26:33,969
I don't know.

449
00:26:35,879 --> 00:26:37,032
God!

450
00:26:37,553 --> 00:26:38,853
God!

451
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,525
Yeah...

452
00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:46,915
I'm gonna have to...

453
00:26:48,022 --> 00:26:49,762
call you back.

454
00:26:50,282 --> 00:26:52,282
Okay, just be careful.

455
00:26:52,639 --> 00:26:55,076
I gotta... I...
I'm gonna call you back.

456
00:27:12,677 --> 00:27:13,678
Hello?

457
00:27:46,563 --> 00:27:48,806
You can't be here.

458
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:49,747
You...

459
00:27:52,306 --> 00:27:53,541
you have to go.

460
00:27:57,401 --> 00:27:58,462
Please?

461
00:28:27,370 --> 00:28:31,932
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