1 00:00:20,070 --> 00:00:22,230 Previously on Doom Patrol... 2 00:00:22,270 --> 00:00:23,400 Who wants pancakes? 3 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:26,320 Cliff! 4 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,720 You told me my daughter was dead! 5 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:31,279 - I was trying to protect you. - By lying? 6 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,660 Paraguay was an eye-opener. All that carnage. 7 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,340 Cliff, you're a fucking monster. 8 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,160 It's not your fault, Elliot. 9 00:00:37,180 --> 00:00:38,660 You should've let me die. 10 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:42,100 I went with my gut, and my gut says you deserve a break. 11 00:00:47,290 --> 00:00:49,280 - Shit! Shit. - What is that? 12 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:51,000 Don't! No, it's an emergency trigger! 13 00:00:51,030 --> 00:00:52,270 - No, no, no. Don't! - What? 14 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:54,500 - If you press it, my dad... - It'll send an SOS. 15 00:00:54,530 --> 00:00:56,100 This is for your own good. 16 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:58,340 - _ - Grid. Stop, no. 17 00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:00,410 I have one more task for you. 18 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:02,190 What the fuck is the Doom Patrol? 19 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:08,700 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 20 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:44,840 _ 21 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:52,420 Shit. 22 00:03:00,530 --> 00:03:02,760 Ms. Farr, Mr. Bloom will see you now. 23 00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:07,520 That only took an hour and a half. 24 00:03:07,530 --> 00:03:08,940 _ 25 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,950 There she is. 26 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:14,920 Come here, gorgeous. 27 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,540 Oh. What can my girl get you? Coffee? Tea? 28 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,960 - Anything at all? - I'm fine, Sydney. Thank you. 29 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,259 That's all, hon. 30 00:03:24,260 --> 00:03:25,900 Sit. 31 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,040 So, how are you, kiddo? 32 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,460 I'm hungry, Syd. 33 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,630 I want the love-interest role in your new wrestling picture. 34 00:03:39,660 --> 00:03:41,350 You know I'd be perfect for it. 35 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:43,520 Boy, you just get right to it, don't you? 36 00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:46,790 Some girls may need to play little games. I'm a woman. 37 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:49,400 I know what I want, and I'm not afraid to say it. 38 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,580 So I've heard. 39 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:53,000 Scoop around town is you're nothing but trouble. 40 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:55,080 Moody, abusive, 41 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:58,300 and there's not a makeup girl in the burg who'll touch you. 42 00:03:58,330 --> 00:04:01,460 Besides, the director has his heart set on Mary Lacy. 43 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:05,670 Moon-eyed Mary? Please. 44 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:08,880 You need a hit bad, Syd, and I need a job. 45 00:04:08,910 --> 00:04:11,880 So what do you say we help each other out, hmm? 46 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:16,620 You wanna talk turkey? 47 00:04:16,650 --> 00:04:18,290 You don't need help. 48 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,100 What you need is a miracle. 49 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:22,860 Because the name "Rita Farr" hasn't put a butt in the seat 50 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,579 in a dog's age. 51 00:04:24,580 --> 00:04:27,800 Concrete shines brighter than your star... 52 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:29,540 My sweet. 53 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,850 Hmm. 54 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,250 Attagirl. 55 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:02,640 Show me how hungry you are. 56 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,280 Hmm. 57 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:41,860 Syd? 58 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,120 Syd? 59 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:55,380 Uh... 60 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,700 Mr. Bloom? 61 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:07,920 The bastard had a heart attack. 62 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,240 You were never here. 63 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:19,140 Get it? Go. 64 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:37,220 I don't think he's coming back. 65 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:10,090 "This user's profile is only viewable by friends." 66 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,240 What about her fucking father? 67 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:30,600 Jane? 68 00:07:30,630 --> 00:07:34,700 I made you some, "We kicked the apocalypse's ass" sandwiches. 69 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,050 Hi. 70 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:40,090 I was wondering, if you're not busy or anything... 71 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:43,590 I'm trying to look at my kid's online thing, and... 72 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,760 I could use some help. 73 00:07:46,430 --> 00:07:48,600 I made 'em just the way Baby Doll likes... 74 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,640 Does that mean you're still mad at me? 75 00:07:56,340 --> 00:07:58,060 Hello? 76 00:07:58,140 --> 00:08:00,380 I'm not cleaning this shit up. 77 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,640 Fine, I'll do it! 78 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,520 But just this fucking once. You hear me, Jane? 79 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:06,880 Jane! 80 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,640 Fuck! 81 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:10,820 No! 82 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:15,880 No! N-O. N-O. I don't want you to go. 83 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,690 It's only for a few days, Baby Doll. 84 00:08:18,730 --> 00:08:20,140 It's seven. 85 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:22,460 Seven is a whole week! 86 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,270 You'll miss pancake day. 87 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:27,870 But what if... 88 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:32,780 I promise to have pancakes at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow, 89 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,310 and think of you. 90 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:37,699 And you have pancakes at the same time 91 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:39,920 and think of me, hmm? 92 00:08:39,950 --> 00:08:41,120 No. 93 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:44,180 No, you're trying to trick me. 94 00:08:44,350 --> 00:08:46,220 It won't be the same. 95 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:47,300 You're telling me. 96 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:51,390 For once, I'm going to be able to enjoy my breakfast without 97 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:54,680 a certain little piggy... 98 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:59,140 Snarfing up all the syrup. 99 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:02,780 Mmm? 100 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:12,010 But what if you start liking your new friends more than you like me? 101 00:09:12,410 --> 00:09:13,960 That's impossible. 102 00:09:14,050 --> 00:09:17,860 For one thing, they have a hopelessly silly name. 103 00:09:17,940 --> 00:09:20,690 "The Doom Patrol." 104 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,990 I mean, really. Come on. 105 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:27,300 And for another, they don't like pancakes. 106 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:41,560 You gonna try and glue 'em back on? 107 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,280 No need. 108 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,680 Fucking A. 109 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,250 Guess it was a good day to be a robot boy. 110 00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:48,280 Am I right? 111 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:55,290 How do I see my kid's Facehole? 112 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,580 Create a profile, send her a friend request, 113 00:09:57,590 --> 00:09:59,559 and wait for her not to accept it. 114 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,860 I was thinking you could stick a... 115 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:04,430 cyber finger in it, jiggle the handle, 116 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:05,640 and unlock it for me. 117 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:08,170 First of all, none of what you just said makes sense. 118 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,980 And if you're asking me to hack into it for you... No! 119 00:10:10,990 --> 00:10:13,680 I saved your life, and you can't do this one lousy thing for me? 120 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,388 Actually, you put me in safety mode 121 00:10:15,389 --> 00:10:16,850 when you pushed my reset button. 122 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,660 And now my cyber fingers won't jiggle unless my dad turns it off. 123 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,679 You're locked out of your own brain? 124 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,960 That's fucked up. 125 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:27,340 I thought I was fucked up. 126 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:31,530 Hey, Siri, what's the Doom Patrol? 127 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,750 Will you please stop doing that? 128 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,630 His shit's busted right now, Jane. 129 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,579 "Doom Patrol"? Never heard of them. Why do you ask? 130 00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:41,340 Mr. Nobody 131 00:10:41,370 --> 00:10:43,780 kind of asked me to find them. 132 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:55,420 How come you're helping her with her thing, but not mine? 133 00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:58,840 Feel free to take it personally. 134 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:01,890 Here we go. Okay, Doom Patrol. 135 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,260 A minor superhero team active from the early to late '50s. 136 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:06,680 And then they just... 137 00:11:06,690 --> 00:11:09,430 dropped off the scene. 138 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,780 They're so... smiley. 139 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:15,220 Look more like a creepy sex cult than superheroes. 140 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,340 What happened to them? 141 00:11:17,370 --> 00:11:19,339 - Doesn't say. - Two words... 142 00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:21,060 tracksuits, and Kool-Aid. 143 00:11:21,090 --> 00:11:24,200 Why are you looking at pictures of the Doom Patrol? 144 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:26,340 You've heard of them? 145 00:11:26,390 --> 00:11:29,720 If you must know, I had a brief love affair with Mento. 146 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:33,460 Mento. 147 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,480 Steve Dayton? 148 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:39,160 The fifth richest man in America... 149 00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:41,020 in 1955. 150 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:43,340 The guy with the salad spinner on his head? 151 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,460 It's a psionic amplifier. 152 00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:48,740 It enhances his natural psychic abilities. 153 00:11:48,770 --> 00:11:51,640 Our liaison ended poorly and I don't wish to speak of it. 154 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,740 No one cares. Start talking. 155 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,050 Well, I never met the others. 156 00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:57,309 Niles only introduced me to Steve. 157 00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:58,580 How did Niles know him? 158 00:11:58,610 --> 00:11:59,800 I have no idea. 159 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,860 Did you ever ask this dude anything about himself? 160 00:12:05,060 --> 00:12:06,540 Anything at all? 161 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:09,680 It was a very introspective time in my life. 162 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,769 Do you have any idea why Mr. Nobody 163 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:14,299 would point us in the direction of Doom Patrol? 164 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,400 Mr. Nobody wants you to find them. 165 00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:17,460 And you're doing it. 166 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,100 You got a problem with that? 167 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:22,870 What, with you doing precisely what the bad guy told you to do? 168 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,740 No. Why would we have a problem with that? 169 00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:28,560 I didn't hear you complaining when he helped us stop the Decreator. 170 00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:31,680 By all means, let's trust the degenerate who kidnapped Niles 171 00:12:31,690 --> 00:12:34,250 and shoved an entire town up a donkey's ass. 172 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:37,650 Yeah. Unfortunately, I don't give a fuck what you think. 173 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,090 We're got nothing else to go on right now. 174 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,120 You're my in and you're my backup. 175 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:45,440 So shut your assholes because we're doing this. 176 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,579 Please, God, don't let me puke in my bandages. 177 00:12:52,580 --> 00:12:53,580 What? 178 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,680 - Where... - We're here. 179 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:07,120 Jane, I want no part of this nonsense. 180 00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:09,220 Have Flit take me back this instant. 181 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,900 Hang on, let me tell her. 182 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,580 Uh-huh? Uh-huh? 183 00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:14,920 Yeah, Flit says to fuck yourself in the face. 184 00:13:14,940 --> 00:13:16,980 We're not leaving here till we find the Doom Patrol. 185 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,760 Hey. 186 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:27,360 Hey, you guys are... 187 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,350 Trust me, 188 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,830 when I tell you ladies you do not wanna fuck with me. 189 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:42,960 Remember, it's always better to subdue your opponent if you can. 190 00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:47,490 What is this shit? A fucked-up Rushmore? 191 00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:53,060 Deadly force should be your last resort. 192 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:58,740 Okay... 193 00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:00,380 Okay, kids! 194 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,800 You guys wanna see what your teachers look like 195 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,510 on the inside? 196 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:06,480 Jane. 197 00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:12,560 Where is Niles? 198 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:17,220 I was just gonna ask you the same goddamn thing. 199 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,420 Magnificent. 200 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:22,190 How long did it take? 201 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,980 Didn't think to time it. Sorry. 202 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:27,280 My arm cannon overheated. 203 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:31,570 What I wanna know is why you deployed it in the first place. 204 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,040 To get Niles back. 205 00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:35,860 The man who took him, Mr. Nobody, he was right here. 206 00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:39,440 I'm sorry, who? 207 00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:42,680 Mr. Nobody. He's a member of the Brotherhood of Evil. 208 00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:44,449 He's bad news, Pops. 209 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:46,520 He should be on the JLA watchlist or something. 210 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:49,790 The JLA doesn't tend to overlook the credible threats. 211 00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,440 If he mattered, they'd know him. 212 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,790 You don't care if Niles lives or dies, do you? 213 00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,000 He's your friend. 214 00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:58,340 We haven't been friends for ages. 215 00:14:58,370 --> 00:14:59,519 So what, that makes him your enemy? 216 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:00,760 This is none of your concern, Vic. 217 00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:04,080 Now, suffice it to say, when you mix in with weirdos, 218 00:15:04,081 --> 00:15:05,430 and pseudo-scientists, 219 00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:06,520 you reap the consequences. 220 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,870 Enough about all that. 221 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,340 We should get started. 222 00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:12,410 How long is this thing gonna take? 223 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,480 Depending on the damage, 224 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:15,580 three hours at the most. 225 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,840 But don't worry, you'll be in sleep mode. 226 00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:20,150 What? 227 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:21,640 You won't feel a thing. 228 00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:22,750 It'll be just like taking a nap. 229 00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:24,789 No, no, no. I gotta be awake for this. 230 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,019 I gotta see how this thing works. 231 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:28,120 Victor, do you want me to reboot you or not? 232 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:32,660 - How big was that explosion? - Not very. 233 00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:33,820 Why? 234 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,119 This week's "Stupid Criminal" spotlight 235 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,679 is on Steve Larson, 236 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,480 also known as Animal Vegetable Mineral Man. 237 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:43,420 He was attacked by his secondary dinosaur head 238 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,739 during a robbery gone wrong. 239 00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:47,300 Let's take a look. 240 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:52,240 Open the register! Now! Now! 241 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,680 Ow! God damn it! Stop! 242 00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:57,290 Stop! Not the face! Not the face! 243 00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,300 Ow! Ow! 244 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:05,730 What a tit. 245 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,400 Larson was charged with armed robbery. 246 00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:11,940 His dinosaur, with aiding and a-biting. 247 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,240 What? 248 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,310 Is one of your fucking fingers inside me? 249 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,340 You really gotta phrase it that way, huh? 250 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,380 Get the fuck out! 251 00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:25,480 It appears that Niles Caulder's indestructible man... 252 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:26,680 Isn't. 253 00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:29,550 I think I have a blowtorch and some chewin' tobacco in the car. 254 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:31,350 Fix you right up. 255 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,840 The hell's that supposed to mean? 256 00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:40,630 Okay, look. 257 00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:43,000 My dad's gonna power me down when he runs the diagnostics, 258 00:16:43,030 --> 00:16:44,730 you cannot leave me alone with him. 259 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,500 Why? What's he gonna do? 260 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,560 I don't know. That's the point. 261 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,460 Look, I need you to watch what he does, 262 00:16:50,470 --> 00:16:52,310 and tell me after, okay? 263 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:54,280 Sure. I can help you out with that. 264 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:55,370 Thank you. 265 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:57,400 But you gotta help me out with Clara's Facehole. 266 00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:01,180 Please, Cliff. 267 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,680 All right. 268 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,520 Have a nice snooze, buddy. 269 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:12,140 The Chief started this place? 270 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:13,359 When? 271 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,200 After the Doom Patrol retired. 272 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,800 This was their headquarters. 273 00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:20,370 It was Niles' idea to turn it into a school for meta-humans. 274 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,440 Mento, Rhea, and Arani, they all agreed to stay on. 275 00:17:24,470 --> 00:17:26,580 As teachers. 276 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,640 How did Niles get involved with superheroes? 277 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:30,950 Niles never said. 278 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:33,220 You know he has his secrets. 279 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,200 You said your name was Josh Clay. 280 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:37,180 Have we met before? 281 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,300 No. 282 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,890 I don't believe so. 283 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,620 Were you in the military? 284 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,320 Briefly. 285 00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:50,100 So Niles kept his shit tight, 286 00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:52,960 - but he told you about me. - Yeah. 287 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,500 You could say that. 288 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,640 What? 289 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:02,140 This is your room. 290 00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:04,680 What? 291 00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:07,780 Isn't that why you're here? 292 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,560 Niles didn't send you? 293 00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:14,290 Niles is missing. 294 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,820 "Taken" would be more accurate. 295 00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:18,090 By who? 296 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,200 Some ass-bag named Mr. Nobody. 297 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:21,660 Mr. Nobody? 298 00:18:23,730 --> 00:18:24,930 Who has he taken? 299 00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:27,600 - You know this Nobody freak? - Jane. 300 00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:29,000 You and I should talk. 301 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,080 Arani, would you mind showing Larry around? 302 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,880 I don't wanna put anybody out. 303 00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:37,010 No, no, no. Enjoy the tour, LT. 304 00:18:37,050 --> 00:18:38,740 Take pictures. 305 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,550 _ 306 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,500 The thing about me is, 307 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,580 once I set my mind to a task, I excel at it. 308 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:18,600 When I played Jules Niagara in Three Sabres to Saskatchewan, 309 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:21,590 I learned the Dance of the Seven Veils in less than a day. 310 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,959 It's a very complicated number, Niles. 311 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,590 It is, yes. I've seen it. 312 00:19:25,630 --> 00:19:28,630 So, the fact that I can't seem to keep 313 00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:32,330 myself together by now doesn't give me much hope 314 00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:33,870 that a stranger can help me. 315 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:37,910 Well, I certainly understand how you feel. And I agree, 316 00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:40,939 you are an exceptional woman, but... 317 00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:42,919 it's only been a month. 318 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,280 And we are in 319 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,680 uncharted territory. 320 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,380 Do you know how long a month is in Hollywood? 321 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:53,320 Every second that passes, my name gets colder and colder. 322 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:56,630 If I don't nip this business in the bud soon, 323 00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:59,620 I may well be stuck here forever. No offense. 324 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:02,360 No, this is a safe place. 325 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,800 That is what you make of it. 326 00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:06,850 Isn't there a vitamin shot I could take instead? 327 00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:09,819 Dr. Kurtz, he will prescribe you anything you ask for. 328 00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:12,140 Anything at all. Maybe we should call him. 329 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,660 You and I both know, Rita, 330 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,520 whatever's going on with you goes deeper than that. 331 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,520 I believe your issue is as much 332 00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:23,050 psychological, as it is physiological. 333 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,950 And this... 334 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,590 Mento... 335 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:29,820 aside from being fantastically rich, is a doctor? 336 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:34,160 Not exactly. No. 337 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,820 Ah! 338 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,330 - Am I late? - No. 339 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,100 Right on time. Steve Dayton, 340 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,840 I'd like you to meet Rita Farr. 341 00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:46,500 It's a pleasure, Ms. Farr. 342 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,540 Niles, I don't think I'm comfortable with this. 343 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:53,880 This may be hard to believe, but when Niles first found me, 344 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:56,920 I looked like the creature from your last film. 345 00:20:56,930 --> 00:20:58,850 After Mick Manly had killed him. 346 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,220 You're familiar with my work? 347 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,620 Who isn't? 348 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,980 You're... Rita Farr. 349 00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:07,160 It would be my privilege to work with you. 350 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:11,360 And what is it that we'd be doing exactly? 351 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,060 Learning to, uh... 352 00:21:14,370 --> 00:21:15,740 quiet the mind. 353 00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:19,500 Mento has extraordinary psychic abilities. 354 00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:24,180 He can teach you how to transcend the emotional obstacles 355 00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:27,120 that are preventing you from reshaping yourself. 356 00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:30,650 That's your game, you read minds? 357 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:35,190 I have a few other tricks up my sleeve, but, yes, 358 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:36,520 I can read minds. 359 00:21:37,790 --> 00:21:39,360 Well... 360 00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:42,979 I'm sorry to have wasted your time, Mr. Dayton, 361 00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:46,320 but I don't care to have some stranger gawking 362 00:21:46,330 --> 00:21:47,560 at my private thoughts. 363 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:50,010 As tempting as that might be, 364 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,340 I give you my word as a gentleman, 365 00:21:52,370 --> 00:21:55,340 that I will not gawk at anything of yours 366 00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,620 without permission. 367 00:21:58,910 --> 00:22:01,340 Starting now. 368 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,060 See? 369 00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:05,220 Not a single peek. 370 00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:17,120 Rita? 371 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:20,600 My God, it is you. 372 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,399 Steven. 373 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,180 What on earth are you doing here? 374 00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:26,760 I wish I knew. 375 00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:28,310 You look fantastic. 376 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:30,250 Oh, please. I'm a mess. 377 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,280 Not on your worst day, doll. 378 00:22:32,340 --> 00:22:35,220 You always were a smooth talker. 379 00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:37,550 It helped hide what a judgmental oaf you were. 380 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,650 I certainly had you fooled for a while. 381 00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:41,219 I was at a low point. 382 00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:43,120 Besides, that was then. I've moved on. 383 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,620 So, there's no harm in us getting a drink together? 384 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:48,040 Only to your liver. 385 00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:50,730 Which I pray dies a slow, mournful death. 386 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:57,510 I don't know why Mr. Nobody sent you here, 387 00:22:57,540 --> 00:23:00,080 and I'm sorry to hear about Niles, but, um... 388 00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,580 I'm afraid we can't help you. 389 00:23:01,610 --> 00:23:04,580 Well, that's not a very super-heroic thing to say. 390 00:23:04,590 --> 00:23:05,950 I'm not a superhero. 391 00:23:05,980 --> 00:23:07,150 I'm an administrator. 392 00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:09,940 And you and your friends have to leave. 393 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,740 Was I supposed to be a student or a teacher? 394 00:23:16,780 --> 00:23:18,160 Pardon? 395 00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:20,430 Well, Niles was shipping me here for a reason, right? 396 00:23:20,540 --> 00:23:22,700 We had a few preliminary conversations, 397 00:23:22,730 --> 00:23:25,030 but, uh, he wasn't very forthcoming. 398 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:27,999 Why'd you fob Larry off to ol' fire fingers back there? 399 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,100 Like you didn't want me to ask her about Mr. Nobody? 400 00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:31,400 That's none of your concern. 401 00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:33,180 I have a room here. 402 00:23:33,210 --> 00:23:34,640 Maybe it should be. 403 00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:38,220 Perhaps when you officially move in, 404 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:39,760 we could revisit the matter. 405 00:23:39,860 --> 00:23:42,000 Yeah, sure. I'll go. 406 00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:45,200 Just as soon as you tell me everything you know 407 00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:46,520 about Mr. Nobody. 408 00:23:57,470 --> 00:24:01,740 These are our extracurricular classrooms. 409 00:24:01,770 --> 00:24:04,600 Niles believes strongly in encouraging the creative, 410 00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:09,570 as well as the meta-human abilities. 411 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,080 You don't talk much, do you? 412 00:24:14,980 --> 00:24:19,980 Forgive me, but to be perfectly honest, I didn't wanna come here. 413 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,060 What was that? 414 00:24:22,090 --> 00:24:23,090 Did you see that? 415 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,590 Forgive the students. 416 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,760 It's all my husband's fault, really. 417 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,770 He encourages their harmless prankery. 418 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,970 Oh, you and Josh are married? 419 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,370 Goodness, no. 420 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,220 I'm married to Niles. 421 00:24:47,650 --> 00:24:50,850 That's one way to take the edge off. 422 00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:54,320 Though the venue leaves something to be desired. 423 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,260 The most secure room in the building. 424 00:24:56,290 --> 00:25:00,360 Due to all the things that go boom. 425 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,370 And this is the safest place to hide hooch from the teenagers. 426 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:08,540 You can't imagine the hijinks that these meta-kids can get up to. 427 00:25:08,570 --> 00:25:12,040 Good for them. You're only young once. 428 00:25:14,610 --> 00:25:17,050 What is this horrid thing? 429 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,980 That... 430 00:25:19,010 --> 00:25:20,840 that belonged to Ultimax. 431 00:25:21,180 --> 00:25:22,940 Leader of the Brotherhood of Evil. 432 00:25:23,850 --> 00:25:26,320 And unfortunately, the brain escaped. 433 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:29,420 But he won't get up to much mischief without his helm. 434 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:35,500 These aren't confiscated weapons, they're trophies. 435 00:25:35,530 --> 00:25:38,630 You brought me here for one reason, to show off. 436 00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:42,099 Well, isn't that the peahen calling the peacock proud? 437 00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:45,570 No judgment here. I'm just surprised... 438 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:47,980 that you'd still want to impress me. 439 00:25:48,010 --> 00:25:50,240 Given the way things ended between us. 440 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,860 Maybe I'd just forgotten what a head-turner you are. 441 00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:59,460 I was a belly dancer, 442 00:25:59,490 --> 00:26:01,460 an SOE spy, 443 00:26:02,490 --> 00:26:06,230 the queen of Muscle Beach... 444 00:26:06,260 --> 00:26:09,060 I... 445 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:11,530 I used to be Rita Farr. 446 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:16,270 Star of stage and screen. 447 00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:18,160 Now I don't know who I am. 448 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,120 A blank slate is the perfect place 449 00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:24,080 for you to start to rebuild yourself. 450 00:26:24,810 --> 00:26:28,860 You just have to decide who it is you wanna be. 451 00:26:32,650 --> 00:26:35,560 The same person I've always been... 452 00:26:35,590 --> 00:26:36,860 Rita Farr. 453 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,860 Let's begin. 454 00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:52,380 I want you to close your eyes. 455 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,310 Take a deep breath. 456 00:26:55,340 --> 00:26:56,920 In. 457 00:26:57,550 --> 00:27:00,160 Then out. 458 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,250 In. 459 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,400 And out. 460 00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:07,680 Now open them. 461 00:27:13,230 --> 00:27:15,360 What's happening? 462 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,230 Mento? 463 00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:20,140 It's all right, you're perfectly safe. 464 00:27:21,370 --> 00:27:23,170 Where am I? 465 00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:26,140 You are nowhere. 466 00:27:26,170 --> 00:27:28,560 All that exists are you... 467 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:31,550 and your breath. 468 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:34,480 Breathe in... 469 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,580 ... then out. 470 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,000 Good. 471 00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:42,730 Now, repeat after me. 472 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,420 "The person who is breathing is me." 473 00:27:49,130 --> 00:27:52,660 The person who is breathing is me. 474 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,820 Again. 475 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,560 The person who is breathing is me. 476 00:28:00,810 --> 00:28:04,780 The person who is breathing is me. 477 00:28:04,810 --> 00:28:08,180 The person who is breathing is me. 478 00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:14,520 The person who is breathing is me. 479 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,460 The person who is breathing is me. 480 00:28:24,030 --> 00:28:25,900 This nonsense actually works! 481 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:30,000 Oh! Good to know you'll be keeping an open mind. 482 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:39,960 You probably have strict psychic-patient rules... 483 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:43,420 about things like this. 484 00:29:01,220 --> 00:29:03,040 - You're shaking. - No. 485 00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:04,500 It's just... 486 00:29:08,210 --> 00:29:10,600 What do you think about wearing the helmet? 487 00:29:13,610 --> 00:29:16,050 Whatever did you have in mind, Ms. Farr? 488 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,600 I'm not being kinky. 489 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,860 I'm scared, Steve... 490 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,960 of hurting you. 491 00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:31,630 Something terrible happened once before. If... 492 00:29:31,670 --> 00:29:36,670 you wear the helmet, you can help me keep control of things. 493 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,180 You are in control of you. 494 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,880 I'll wear the helmet if you like. 495 00:29:43,910 --> 00:29:46,640 But I know you don't need it. 496 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,240 Wait. 497 00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:54,760 You sure? 498 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,320 Not remotely. 499 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,840 Okay, son, let's get you rebooted. 500 00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:12,060 You won't feel a thing. 501 00:30:14,110 --> 00:30:15,500 Nighty-night. 502 00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:36,730 All right. 503 00:30:36,770 --> 00:30:37,940 Let's take a look at you. 504 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:42,240 Looks like none of your micro-servo units were damaged. 505 00:30:42,270 --> 00:30:43,770 Consider yourself lucky. 506 00:30:43,810 --> 00:30:45,940 You'd need a time machine to find replacements. 507 00:30:45,980 --> 00:30:48,280 You really think my robo-guts are fucked, 508 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:50,880 or do you just like shittin' on the Chief? 509 00:30:50,910 --> 00:30:54,380 Well, I don't believe the two are mutually exclusive. 510 00:30:54,460 --> 00:30:57,460 Niles actually had me consult on your design. 511 00:30:57,500 --> 00:31:00,290 But then, he refused to take a single suggestion. 512 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,520 Why? 513 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,360 The man's a dinosaur. 514 00:31:03,390 --> 00:31:05,140 He's terrified of anything that might threaten 515 00:31:05,170 --> 00:31:07,480 to make him or his ideas extinct. 516 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,660 What kind of stuff would you have done? 517 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:12,000 Would I be more like Astro Boy over there? 518 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,200 You would have been better. 519 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,340 How exactly did this happen? 520 00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:28,650 Vic was scant on the details. 521 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,899 Oh, it was pretty gnarly. 522 00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:33,420 Vic was gonna blast Mr. Nobody with his hand cannon 523 00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:35,160 and then everything stopped. 524 00:31:35,190 --> 00:31:37,160 Next thing I knew, ka-blam! 525 00:31:37,190 --> 00:31:39,530 Everyone goes fucking flying. 526 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,800 I thought we were dead meat. 527 00:31:40,830 --> 00:31:42,920 Vic? All kinds of fucked up. 528 00:31:42,930 --> 00:31:44,020 He's bleeding. 529 00:31:44,030 --> 00:31:45,920 His hand looked like Elmer Fudd's shotgun 530 00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:48,500 after Bugs Bunny stuck a cork in it, and then... 531 00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:53,320 I mean, you know, 532 00:31:53,330 --> 00:31:58,320 now that I'm really thinking about it, it wasn't that bad. 533 00:31:59,610 --> 00:32:01,820 He could have been killed. 534 00:32:01,850 --> 00:32:03,950 And for what? 535 00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:06,240 Some puerile teenage rebellion? 536 00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:09,580 Hey, your robo-Boy Scout bugs the crap out of me, 537 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:10,940 but even I gotta admit, 538 00:32:10,950 --> 00:32:13,090 what he did yesterday was noble as shit. 539 00:32:13,130 --> 00:32:15,630 He put his ass on the line to save Chief. 540 00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:17,249 Maybe you should give him a little credit 541 00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:18,930 instead of knocking him down all the time. 542 00:32:18,940 --> 00:32:20,569 What the hell do you know about being a parent? 543 00:32:20,570 --> 00:32:23,359 Do you really have any idea what it's like to almost lose a child? 544 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,420 Yeah, I got some idea, you arrogant fuck-knuckle. 545 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,060 And I got regrets. 546 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,840 What are you gonna have? 547 00:32:39,550 --> 00:32:43,360 It was a small ceremony, but it was beautiful. 548 00:32:43,390 --> 00:32:45,500 I know it sounds cliche, 549 00:32:45,530 --> 00:32:47,260 but it was the happiest day of my life. 550 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,600 All my days have been happy since I met Niles. 551 00:32:50,630 --> 00:32:54,900 Forgive me, but I've known Niles for almost six decades, 552 00:32:55,170 --> 00:32:58,500 and in all that time, he's never once mentioned a wife. 553 00:32:58,870 --> 00:33:00,840 Niles and his secrets. 554 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,460 We were married for almost a year 555 00:33:02,470 --> 00:33:03,800 before he told me he had a daughter. 556 00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:04,980 A daughter? 557 00:33:05,010 --> 00:33:07,350 It wasn't until we fought Mr. Nobody 558 00:33:07,380 --> 00:33:09,199 that he really started opening up. 559 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,040 You fought Mr. Nobody? 560 00:33:11,050 --> 00:33:12,540 We wiped the floor with him. 561 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,900 Tell me everything. 562 00:33:13,930 --> 00:33:17,290 The Mr. Nobody fight was the last in the Doom Patrol's career. 563 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:20,100 Niles brought me in a bit later to oversee things here. 564 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,000 How it went down exactly... 565 00:33:23,030 --> 00:33:24,700 That depends on who you ask. 566 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,940 It was Memorial Day weekend, 567 00:33:27,970 --> 00:33:30,560 the park was filled with families. 568 00:33:30,810 --> 00:33:33,040 That's when Mr. Nobody struck. 569 00:33:33,070 --> 00:33:36,550 At first, it looked like an ordinary hot-air balloon, 570 00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:39,780 but as it got closer, people could see that it wasn't. 571 00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:42,720 The balloon was shaped like a giant... 572 00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:43,860 buttocks. 573 00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:47,490 Instead of a basket attached to it, 574 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,160 there was a jukebox. 575 00:33:49,190 --> 00:33:51,460 And it played only one song... 576 00:33:51,490 --> 00:33:53,220 "Hot Diggity" by Perry Como, 577 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,680 and it played it over, and over, and over. 578 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:58,920 Within 20 minutes, everyone within an earshot 579 00:33:58,930 --> 00:34:00,840 went completely insane. 580 00:34:00,870 --> 00:34:02,580 ? Oh, hot diggity, dog ziggity ? 581 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,270 ? Boom what you do to me ? 582 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,920 ? It's so new to me ? 583 00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:07,580 ? What you do to me ? 584 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:11,180 ? Hot diggity, dog ziggity ? ? Boom what you do to me ? 585 00:34:11,210 --> 00:34:13,700 ? When you're ? ? Holding me tight ? 586 00:34:14,650 --> 00:34:16,120 The police arrived first, 587 00:34:16,140 --> 00:34:18,540 but Mr. Nobody was ready for them. 588 00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:23,290 The jukebox was equipped with a transformer ray 589 00:34:23,330 --> 00:34:26,640 that changed all the police officers into pinatas. 590 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,900 The crazed crowds tore them to pieces 591 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,900 and then they ate the candy from the pinatas. 592 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:52,380 It was the most horrible thing that I've ever seen. 593 00:35:12,170 --> 00:35:13,940 When we arrived, 594 00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:15,840 the jukebox split open 595 00:35:15,860 --> 00:35:19,650 and Mr. Nobody leapt out followed by a hoard of vinyl warriors, 596 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,920 their bodies composed of long-playing records. 597 00:35:22,950 --> 00:35:25,740 Niles said that Mr. Nobody was there for him, 598 00:35:25,770 --> 00:35:27,080 not us. 599 00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:30,060 And he insisted on being the tip of our spear. 600 00:35:30,090 --> 00:35:32,760 As the strongest member of the Doom Patrol, 601 00:35:32,790 --> 00:35:34,699 I led us into the fray. 602 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:38,900 Rhea and Arani got into a spot almost immediately. 603 00:35:38,930 --> 00:35:40,680 Luckily, I was there to save them 604 00:35:40,690 --> 00:35:43,840 and destroy Mr. Nobody in one fell swoop. 605 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,980 Mento was so frightened, he sold his super-suit. 606 00:35:47,010 --> 00:35:48,560 If Niles hadn't been there 607 00:35:48,590 --> 00:35:51,010 to destroy them all, along with Mr. Nobody, 608 00:35:51,050 --> 00:35:53,100 I don't think any of us would have survived. 609 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,920 Uh-huh. So, Niles rescued a team of superpeople 610 00:35:56,950 --> 00:35:58,820 from a supervillain? 611 00:35:58,850 --> 00:36:01,020 Without any superpowers? 612 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,660 Why don't you ask him yourself? 613 00:36:04,690 --> 00:36:08,660 - Hello, darling, how was your day? - Arani, my jewel. 614 00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:09,930 Mmm! 615 00:36:09,970 --> 00:36:12,940 - What a sight for sore eyes. - Dinner's almost ready. 616 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:15,940 Fantastic! I'm famished. 617 00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:25,520 How did you escape Mr. Nobody, Niles? 618 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,220 Mr. Nobody? 619 00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:31,679 Oh, that little devil and his butt balloon 620 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,700 were laid to waste ages ago. 621 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,730 Thanks to my beautiful wife, that is. 622 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,960 Oh, Niles. 623 00:36:49,460 --> 00:36:52,410 We've got Nobody's balloon here, somewhere. 624 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,040 It's really quite a sight to see. 625 00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:57,350 I'm sure it was a terrific battle, Steven, but... 626 00:36:57,380 --> 00:37:01,080 I'm afraid it was only the first time 627 00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:04,340 Mr. Nobody came after Niles. He came back. 628 00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:06,990 Impossible. 629 00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:08,320 We KO'd that idiot. 630 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,560 Well, I don't know what to tell you, 631 00:37:10,590 --> 00:37:13,360 except that he's back, and he's taken Niles. 632 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,000 - What's happening? - You're lying. 633 00:37:22,510 --> 00:37:24,320 You couldn't let me have this, could you? 634 00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:26,280 What on earth are you going on about? 635 00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:28,710 You came all the way down here just to ruin me. 636 00:37:28,740 --> 00:37:31,380 Take my wins away, all the good work that I've done. 637 00:37:31,410 --> 00:37:33,200 - That's not true. - Please. 638 00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:35,920 We both know you're capable of anything. 639 00:37:44,190 --> 00:37:45,560 Marybeth? 640 00:37:45,590 --> 00:37:47,430 I didn't say no. 641 00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:50,260 I was too scared to say anything at all. 642 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,360 Don't! 643 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,800 No! 644 00:37:57,820 --> 00:38:01,640 No. No. No. No. 645 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,480 No. No. 646 00:38:03,510 --> 00:38:08,050 No, no, no, no, no. No. 647 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,850 No. No. No. 648 00:38:09,890 --> 00:38:12,140 No! 649 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,390 What the ever-loving fuck? 650 00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:20,220 It's Mento. He's going to his dark place. 651 00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:22,800 If we don't do something fast, he's gonna take us with him. 652 00:38:26,990 --> 00:38:28,020 Rhea. 653 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,700 They're starting to lose control of their powers. 654 00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:31,910 You stay here, okay? 655 00:38:31,940 --> 00:38:34,600 - Wait. What about the students? - There aren't any. 656 00:38:35,310 --> 00:38:37,860 There never were. 657 00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:43,320 Hello, Joshua. 658 00:38:43,350 --> 00:38:45,350 Niles, thank God. We have to move. 659 00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:47,380 - Mento has had another break. - Forget him. 660 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,100 And the others. 661 00:38:50,390 --> 00:38:52,920 You and I have more work to do. 662 00:38:55,220 --> 00:38:56,830 No. 663 00:38:56,870 --> 00:38:58,360 Come now, Joshua. 664 00:38:58,460 --> 00:39:01,740 You've done good work here. 665 00:39:01,770 --> 00:39:06,380 But you and I both know where your talents truly lie. 666 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,200 I can't. 667 00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:11,740 I told you... 668 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,600 never again. 669 00:39:55,140 --> 00:39:56,860 Sweet... 670 00:39:56,900 --> 00:40:01,030 sweet, sweet baby. 671 00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:03,360 Please don't keep me waiting. 672 00:40:14,310 --> 00:40:18,860 Arani, I really think you need to have a talk with your students. 673 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,040 Arani? 674 00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:29,440 He's run off again. 675 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,400 Who? Niles? 676 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:35,500 Look what you did! 677 00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:39,360 - Oh, no, no. - Look what you did! 678 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,800 Sweet, sweet baby. 679 00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:21,460 Sweet, sweet baby. 680 00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:24,350 Come join me! 681 00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:26,140 Sweet, sweet baby. 682 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,780 Come join me! 683 00:41:29,550 --> 00:41:32,690 Okay, this is gonna be okay. 684 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,820 We just happen to be in The Shining. 685 00:41:34,850 --> 00:41:36,090 Which is fine. 686 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,690 Shelley Duvall and the kid got out, and so will we. 687 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,540 Captain Trainor, 688 00:41:40,550 --> 00:41:43,880 you and I know there is no getting out. 689 00:41:44,230 --> 00:41:46,720 Once a soldier, always a soldier. 690 00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:53,180 Now, are you and your partner ready to continue our mission? 691 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,280 This isn't happening. 692 00:41:55,310 --> 00:41:57,380 This isn't happening! 693 00:41:57,410 --> 00:41:59,160 I am so sorry. 694 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:02,020 I didn't mean for this to happen. 695 00:42:02,050 --> 00:42:04,100 Oh, Rita, let's be honest, 696 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,280 you've been grinding this ax for 60 years. 697 00:42:10,490 --> 00:42:12,260 You're doing this. 698 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:14,630 Looks pretty real to me. 699 00:42:19,420 --> 00:42:22,140 You sick son of a bitch! 700 00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:24,240 Now, darling, 701 00:42:24,270 --> 00:42:25,820 we both know you started it. 702 00:42:29,910 --> 00:42:32,040 I envy you, sir. 703 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:37,900 You get to make the world safe for democracy single-handedly. 704 00:42:38,850 --> 00:42:42,120 Well, almost single-handedly. 705 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,440 Where is that bastard? 706 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,840 This is your room. 707 00:43:33,810 --> 00:43:36,580 It wasn't always like this. 708 00:43:38,210 --> 00:43:40,640 Niles formed the Doom Patrol back in the day 709 00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,450 as part of a government program. 710 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:45,850 He selected their missions and... 711 00:43:45,890 --> 00:43:49,660 One of which inadvertently put them on Mr. Nobody's radar. 712 00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:52,130 So they really did fight him? 713 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,800 Yeah, but they lost. 714 00:43:53,830 --> 00:43:54,860 Big time. 715 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:57,530 Mr. Nobody got into their heads, 716 00:43:57,570 --> 00:43:59,430 preyed on their fears and weaknesses. 717 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,700 One by one, they all turned on each other. 718 00:44:02,670 --> 00:44:05,140 They were never the same after that. 719 00:44:05,170 --> 00:44:07,810 Their minds and bodies started to deteriorate. 720 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,910 They'd become frightened and confused easily, 721 00:44:10,950 --> 00:44:14,350 and they would lash out with their powers. 722 00:44:14,380 --> 00:44:17,980 They became a danger to themselves, and to others. 723 00:44:18,390 --> 00:44:20,520 So, this was never a school? 724 00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:22,990 It was, uh... 725 00:44:23,030 --> 00:44:26,260 a safe place for these folks to... 726 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,220 To rest. 727 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,640 I was able to stabilize Mento's moods with medication. 728 00:44:34,670 --> 00:44:36,579 It was Niles' idea to modify his helmet, 729 00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:39,720 to try to keep him calm with an immersive group delusion. 730 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:42,860 Mento hadn't made a peep in 50 years. 731 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:46,180 Until today. 732 00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:50,380 So, you're like what, their babysitter? 733 00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:52,860 Physician, actually. 734 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,590 I'm also a meta-human. 735 00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:56,199 I don't like to use my powers, 736 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,200 but they're pretty good to have around here. 737 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:01,100 Just in case. 738 00:45:01,130 --> 00:45:03,870 Arani said she's married to Niles. 739 00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:06,300 - Is that... - All part of the fantasy. 740 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:10,740 None of you should feel bad about what you may have seen. 741 00:45:10,770 --> 00:45:13,980 That was just Mento lashing out with his powers. 742 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,740 Using your biggest fears against you, 743 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:18,410 like Mr. Nobody did to him, 744 00:45:18,450 --> 00:45:19,800 and to the others. 745 00:45:21,020 --> 00:45:23,750 Now, I think it's best if... 746 00:45:23,790 --> 00:45:25,340 If you all leave. 747 00:45:27,260 --> 00:45:29,000 What about Arani and Rhea? 748 00:45:38,670 --> 00:45:41,320 This is what their realities are like. 749 00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:52,679 Don't leave me. 750 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,720 Torturing themselves with ghosts from their past. 751 00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:57,580 But you can fix it, right? 752 00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:00,920 I don't know. 753 00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:04,160 Please, Niles... 754 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,000 May I try? 755 00:46:21,810 --> 00:46:24,810 Whoa, whoa. Take it easy, son. 756 00:46:24,850 --> 00:46:27,550 Give yourself a minute. 757 00:46:27,580 --> 00:46:29,120 Am I okay? 758 00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,980 Everything looks fine. 759 00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:34,540 So, I'll be heading back. 760 00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,100 You gonna pack my bags too? 761 00:46:38,230 --> 00:46:40,960 Not unless you're planning to come back with me. 762 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,800 But if you would prefer to be here, 763 00:46:44,060 --> 00:46:45,460 I think you should stay. 764 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,040 Incidentally, I, uh... 765 00:46:49,050 --> 00:46:51,340 enabled your privacy mode. 766 00:46:52,540 --> 00:46:53,840 For real this time. 767 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,410 I won't be listening in anymore. 768 00:46:56,450 --> 00:46:57,780 I promise. 769 00:46:57,810 --> 00:46:59,100 Am I awake? 770 00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,280 Or are snakes gonna start pouring out of your face? 771 00:47:02,890 --> 00:47:05,150 You've been telling me... 772 00:47:05,190 --> 00:47:06,820 you're ready to be your own man. 773 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,180 I think it's time I start listening. 774 00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:19,040 Wait. 775 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,180 What's wrong? 776 00:48:10,260 --> 00:48:11,760 How could you? 777 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:14,460 What are you talking about? 778 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,380 Marybeth? 779 00:48:18,590 --> 00:48:20,840 That poor girl. 780 00:48:23,770 --> 00:48:26,770 You read my mind. 781 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,870 Without my permission. 782 00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:30,640 Don't you dare judge me. 783 00:48:31,670 --> 00:48:33,380 Not after what you've done. 784 00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:39,760 I'm just sorry I didn't do it sooner. 785 00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:54,660 A long time ago, you taught me I was my own biggest obstacle, 786 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:59,300 that I could decide who I wanted to be. 787 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,640 For the last 60 years, I decided that Rita Farr 788 00:49:03,660 --> 00:49:07,110 was someone who deserved to be punished. 789 00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:09,720 I haven't changed my mind about that. 790 00:49:10,510 --> 00:49:12,610 Rita Farr is... 791 00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:15,580 empty and ugly. 792 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:18,280 And small. 793 00:49:19,050 --> 00:49:21,880 And I don't wanna be those things anymore. 794 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,520 I don't wanna be Rita Farr anymore. 795 00:49:28,230 --> 00:49:30,580 Without her, I don't know who I am. 796 00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:35,940 All I know is... 797 00:49:35,970 --> 00:49:39,070 I don't want to end up like you. 798 00:49:39,110 --> 00:49:41,020 Or Arani, or Rhea. 799 00:49:44,650 --> 00:49:47,180 And, who knows. 800 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,260 Maybe if I... 801 00:49:50,590 --> 00:49:54,720 stop trying to forget the things that haunt me, 802 00:49:56,190 --> 00:49:58,090 and actually face them, 803 00:49:58,130 --> 00:50:01,860 maybe Mr. Nobody won't hold so much power over me. 804 00:50:03,930 --> 00:50:05,960 I owe you for that. 805 00:50:07,940 --> 00:50:10,300 And I forgive you. 806 00:50:28,090 --> 00:50:30,780 Goodbye, Steve Dayton. 807 00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,360 How often does he come see them? 808 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,500 For real. 809 00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:56,320 Niles? 810 00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,480 Not very. 811 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:04,460 So he just abandoned them? 812 00:51:04,590 --> 00:51:06,340 Like broken toys? 813 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,870 Why would he send me here? 814 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:12,640 I'm not broken. He never treated me like I was broken. 815 00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:14,460 Why would he wanna abandon me too? 816 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:15,720 I think... 817 00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:17,979 this is something for you to discuss with Niles directly. 818 00:51:17,980 --> 00:51:19,579 How the fuck am I supposed to do that? 819 00:51:19,580 --> 00:51:22,200 - He's missing. - Then keep looking. 820 00:51:22,810 --> 00:51:24,859 'Cause I think that's what Mr. Nobody really wants 821 00:51:24,860 --> 00:51:25,900 is for you to give up. 822 00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:29,120 That's why he sent you here. 823 00:51:29,150 --> 00:51:31,980 See what happens to those who cross him. 824 00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,390 Good luck to you, Jane, and... 825 00:51:38,430 --> 00:51:40,430 For God sakes, 826 00:51:40,460 --> 00:51:42,360 you be careful. 827 00:51:58,210 --> 00:52:01,300 No offense, but your dad's a real bite in the ass. 828 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,160 Here. 829 00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:06,590 You hacked it. 830 00:52:06,620 --> 00:52:09,459 I created a profile for you, sent her a friend request. 831 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:12,660 - She accepted it? - She did. Only, um... 832 00:52:12,690 --> 00:52:14,300 she doesn't know it. 833 00:52:14,330 --> 00:52:18,170 Congratulations. You're officially catfishing your daughter. 834 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,770 Is this because I stuck up for you with your pops? 835 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,560 - You did? - A little. 836 00:52:25,470 --> 00:52:28,240 I just thought that you should 837 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,140 have the chance to get to know your daughter. 838 00:52:35,620 --> 00:52:37,920 Maybe it's better for both of you if you 839 00:52:37,950 --> 00:52:40,820 done it from afar. 840 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,920 Been far too long since we took some publicity photos. 841 00:53:05,510 --> 00:53:09,280 Folks are gonna start to forget what the Doom Patrol means. 842 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,680 _ 843 00:54:21,530 --> 00:54:23,960 Captain Trainor, 844 00:54:23,980 --> 00:54:27,500 are you and your partner ready to continue our mission? 845 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,740 I know. 846 00:54:41,610 --> 00:54:44,880 I don't wanna think about it either. 847 00:55:45,910 --> 00:55:48,080 What the fuck? 848 00:55:48,110 --> 00:55:50,640 "Me and Dad"? 849 00:55:52,340 --> 00:55:55,020 What the hell is she doing with Bump? 850 00:55:55,050 --> 00:55:56,700 Bump. 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