1 00:00:01,143 --> 00:00:02,951 Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... 2 00:00:02,976 --> 00:00:04,857 Dr. Shin, he's gonna prescribe me a bunch of meds, 3 00:00:04,881 --> 00:00:07,009 like doctors always do. And they're not gonna work. 4 00:00:07,034 --> 00:00:08,645 - And I'm gonna end up back here. - Hello, Rebecca. 5 00:00:08,670 --> 00:00:10,147 All of the other meds I've been prescribed 6 00:00:10,172 --> 00:00:12,306 - have made me numb or drowsy. - I think, 7 00:00:12,331 --> 00:00:14,564 with the right diagnosis and treatment, 8 00:00:14,589 --> 00:00:15,955 you can get a lot better. 9 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:19,444 I have been dreaming about going to Raging Waters with you 10 00:00:19,469 --> 00:00:21,648 ever since you told me about it that day at camp. 11 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:24,876 Let's do something fun, like go to Raging Waters? 12 00:00:24,901 --> 00:00:28,158 - He took her to Raging Waters! - That's her Paris! 13 00:00:28,183 --> 00:00:29,649 I'm gonna be a lawyer. 14 00:00:29,717 --> 00:00:31,862 Well, you have worked so hard. You're almost there, babe. 15 00:00:31,894 --> 00:00:33,861 Paula knows the office, like, inside and out. 16 00:00:33,922 --> 00:00:35,788 Paula's in charge. She can handle it all. 17 00:00:35,857 --> 00:00:36,901 Somebody else always does it. 18 00:00:36,925 --> 00:00:40,126 I am the someone else! You know what, it's okay. 19 00:00:40,282 --> 00:00:41,414 Let me be happy. 20 00:00:41,439 --> 00:00:43,706 I want you to be happy. I do. 21 00:00:43,775 --> 00:00:45,742 Greg makes me feel like I'm okay. 22 00:00:45,767 --> 00:00:48,334 Maybe we could be the best versions of ourselves 23 00:00:48,403 --> 00:00:50,102 if we're together. 24 00:00:51,105 --> 00:00:54,073 ? Meet Rebecca ? 25 00:00:54,142 --> 00:00:57,243 ? She's the coolest girl in the world, wait ? 26 00:00:57,312 --> 00:01:00,646 ? Wrong Rebecca ? 27 00:01:00,715 --> 00:01:02,982 ? It's this one over here ? 28 00:01:03,051 --> 00:01:05,885 ? She's spunky, she's sweet, a generous friend ? 29 00:01:05,954 --> 00:01:08,321 ? Oh, but there she looks kind of mean ? 30 00:01:08,389 --> 00:01:10,022 Hmm. ? Okay, she's snarky ? 31 00:01:10,091 --> 00:01:12,124 ? Sarcastic and a... What? ? 32 00:01:12,193 --> 00:01:15,995 ? You know, we're not really seeing a common theme ? 33 00:01:16,064 --> 00:01:18,965 ? Meet Rebecca ? 34 00:01:19,033 --> 00:01:21,868 ? She's too hard to summarize ? 35 00:01:21,936 --> 00:01:24,670 ? So let's go back to Other Rebecca. ? 36 00:01:24,695 --> 00:01:27,563 I lived in a wall for eight months. 37 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,338 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 38 00:01:29,897 --> 00:01:31,811 Ah, this is great. 39 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:34,647 What a perfect day. Hmm. 40 00:01:36,243 --> 00:01:38,317 How many times are we gonna circle this one block? 41 00:01:38,905 --> 00:01:40,964 Well, you go one block east, that's the freeway. 42 00:01:40,989 --> 00:01:42,633 - Mm. - And one block west is the other freeway. 43 00:01:42,701 --> 00:01:45,235 So this is just the perfect block. 44 00:01:45,304 --> 00:01:47,704 I love just doing stuff like this with you. 45 00:01:47,729 --> 00:01:49,262 Yeah. 46 00:01:49,713 --> 00:01:52,546 You know, holding hands is a strange concept. 47 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:54,111 If you think about it, it actually makes more sense 48 00:01:54,135 --> 00:01:55,535 to hold someone's elbow. 49 00:01:55,603 --> 00:01:57,864 Less sweaty, less germy, 50 00:01:57,889 --> 00:02:00,873 and the elbow gets so little love otherwise, you know? 51 00:02:00,985 --> 00:02:04,844 Uh-huh. That's a funny point, but I like hands. 52 00:02:04,913 --> 00:02:06,779 - Um, hi. - Hi. 53 00:02:06,848 --> 00:02:08,781 So, I have an idea. 54 00:02:09,644 --> 00:02:11,494 A notion. A concept. 55 00:02:12,248 --> 00:02:13,507 Une idée folle. 56 00:02:13,532 --> 00:02:15,786 The last time you said that, you wanted to look into my eyes 57 00:02:15,811 --> 00:02:16,762 for 20 minutes straight. 58 00:02:16,787 --> 00:02:18,860 I know. Wasn't that great? 59 00:02:18,885 --> 00:02:20,352 I got to know your eyes so well. 60 00:02:20,377 --> 00:02:22,177 I could draw your eyes with my eyes closed. 61 00:02:22,499 --> 00:02:25,558 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I guess you could do that now. 62 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:27,828 So... 63 00:02:27,853 --> 00:02:29,452 we've been dating for a few weeks now. 64 00:02:29,477 --> 00:02:31,181 I am new Rebecca, you are new Greg. 65 00:02:31,229 --> 00:02:33,965 We have been taking it slow in a really mature way. 66 00:02:33,973 --> 00:02:36,907 Yeah, I'm not sure we've been sticking to that "taking it slow" thing. 67 00:02:37,286 --> 00:02:38,776 We've spent the last two weeks together, 68 00:02:38,811 --> 00:02:40,144 every single night. 69 00:02:40,212 --> 00:02:41,656 I know. And I'm sorry about last night. 70 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,992 I know you said you wanted to spend the night alone 71 00:02:44,017 --> 00:02:46,591 to get a full eight hours, but then I got afraid of the dark. 72 00:02:46,616 --> 00:02:48,028 So thank you for coming over. 73 00:02:48,629 --> 00:02:51,019 - I'm a hero. - You are. 74 00:02:51,044 --> 00:02:52,310 Truly. Mm. 75 00:02:52,335 --> 00:02:54,592 Okay, so we've been having so much fun together. 76 00:02:54,617 --> 00:02:57,032 I was thinking we could have more fun 77 00:02:57,353 --> 00:03:00,402 at the most romantic place on Earth. 78 00:03:00,427 --> 00:03:01,559 Paris? 79 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,226 Raging Waters! 80 00:03:03,685 --> 00:03:06,248 - Oh... - What do you say, babe? 81 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:08,573 Oh, I'm sorry. In a mature, taking-it-slow relationship, 82 00:03:08,598 --> 00:03:09,456 is "babe" okay? 83 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:12,211 - Yeah. Babe is completely okay, babe. - Okay. 84 00:03:12,236 --> 00:03:14,671 All right, I know you don't like water parks or amusement parks 85 00:03:14,696 --> 00:03:18,662 or... parks, but you've never been to one with me. 86 00:03:18,687 --> 00:03:20,689 Uh, yeah. I don't know though. 87 00:03:20,714 --> 00:03:23,788 Groups of people having fun and enjoying themselves, 88 00:03:23,813 --> 00:03:24,957 it's-it's not my thing. 89 00:03:24,982 --> 00:03:26,047 God, don't be grumpy. 90 00:03:26,232 --> 00:03:27,919 You have a bad case of the Mondays. 91 00:03:27,944 --> 00:03:31,262 Oh, whoa. No, never say that. 92 00:03:31,287 --> 00:03:34,154 And if I see you on Wednesday and you call it Hump Day, 93 00:03:34,179 --> 00:03:35,712 it's over. 94 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:37,495 Okay. Listen, 95 00:03:38,328 --> 00:03:40,519 I really want to go to this water park with you. 96 00:03:41,631 --> 00:03:43,028 Please. 97 00:03:43,578 --> 00:03:44,877 What do you say? 98 00:03:44,926 --> 00:03:46,592 What do you say? 99 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:48,761 What do you say? 100 00:03:48,830 --> 00:03:50,096 What do you say? 101 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:52,142 All right. Yeah, I don't want to be a dick about this. 102 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:53,099 Let's do it. 103 00:03:53,124 --> 00:03:54,524 Yay! 104 00:03:54,549 --> 00:03:55,916 Thanks! 105 00:04:06,047 --> 00:04:07,513 Bad case of the Mondays, huh? 106 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:08,870 Oh, who the hell knows? 107 00:04:09,027 --> 00:04:10,960 My whole life is Mondays right now. 108 00:04:10,985 --> 00:04:12,918 Between work and kids and studying for the bar, 109 00:04:12,943 --> 00:04:14,613 I'm... wiped. 110 00:04:14,638 --> 00:04:17,523 Yeah. And I want you to take this the wrong way... 111 00:04:17,636 --> 00:04:19,235 You look like crap. 112 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:21,710 You want to use my office, take a woman nap? 113 00:04:21,735 --> 00:04:23,053 Oh, I napped once. 114 00:04:23,164 --> 00:04:24,765 It was 1983. 115 00:04:25,436 --> 00:04:26,778 It was great. 116 00:04:27,295 --> 00:04:28,906 Is there anything I should know before I head down 117 00:04:28,931 --> 00:04:29,863 to county jail today? 118 00:04:29,888 --> 00:04:30,820 Today? No, no, no. 119 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,185 You're not going. I'm going. 120 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,709 Huh? No. It's my turn. 121 00:04:34,749 --> 00:04:36,446 Rebecca was last week, this week is me, and then you'll go... 122 00:04:36,471 --> 00:04:37,449 No. No, no, no, no. 123 00:04:37,474 --> 00:04:39,741 I have to go and make sure everything's taken care of properly... 124 00:04:39,766 --> 00:04:41,657 No, you don't. I can handle it, all right? 125 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:43,984 - You have Hanifa's hearing today. - I'm aware. 126 00:04:44,009 --> 00:04:46,229 Paula, the fact that you are volunteering and working 127 00:04:46,254 --> 00:04:48,921 while you're studying for the bar exam is insane. 128 00:04:49,244 --> 00:04:52,168 When I studied for the bar, I just went to my uncle's island 129 00:04:52,193 --> 00:04:53,526 and unplugged. 130 00:04:53,551 --> 00:04:55,385 I suggest you do the same. 131 00:04:57,943 --> 00:04:59,813 - Nathaniel. - Mm-hmm. 132 00:04:59,854 --> 00:05:00,786 I got this. 133 00:05:00,811 --> 00:05:02,435 I'm fine. 134 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,370 I have to do all these things. 135 00:05:04,395 --> 00:05:05,927 I will do all these things. 136 00:05:05,952 --> 00:05:07,552 I just need a little coffee, 137 00:05:07,577 --> 00:05:10,198 and my real problem is that these mugs... 138 00:05:11,794 --> 00:05:14,028 are too damn small. 139 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,200 I have been in Southern California 140 00:05:23,224 --> 00:05:24,423 for such a long time, 141 00:05:24,448 --> 00:05:26,502 and I still haven't been to Raging Waters 142 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:29,105 because I've been waiting to go with a special someone. 143 00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:30,935 And now he's here. 144 00:05:30,999 --> 00:05:33,680 You have very powerful feelings for Greg. 145 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,883 And... water slides. 146 00:05:35,931 --> 00:05:37,698 Oh, yeah. Whew. But the last time 147 00:05:37,723 --> 00:05:40,465 I saw you, which was weeks ago... 148 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:42,546 You've been rescheduling frequently... 149 00:05:42,571 --> 00:05:44,338 - Ooh, sorry. - ... you also expressed feelings 150 00:05:44,363 --> 00:05:47,018 for Nathaniel and Josh. 151 00:05:47,043 --> 00:05:49,793 Who? No. Oh, no, no. I'm not thinking about them right now. 152 00:05:49,818 --> 00:05:50,951 No. You also mentioned 153 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:53,410 you intended on taking things slow with Greg, 154 00:05:53,435 --> 00:05:55,359 which I thought was a wise decision, 155 00:05:55,384 --> 00:05:57,718 since you do need to continue the hard work 156 00:05:57,743 --> 00:05:59,514 on managing your BPD. 157 00:05:59,539 --> 00:06:01,132 Yep. And I'm doing that. 158 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,524 Totally. I'm just... That's what I'm doing. 159 00:06:03,635 --> 00:06:05,202 How's group therapy? 160 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:07,461 Haven't needed it. 161 00:06:08,706 --> 00:06:11,672 I have it all under control. 162 00:06:11,697 --> 00:06:15,220 I have that darkness under control. 163 00:06:15,245 --> 00:06:16,712 I don't think I need to monitor 164 00:06:16,737 --> 00:06:21,175 the situation that closely anymore. 165 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,567 I mean, it's like you said, I'm a loving person 166 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:26,678 who deserves love, and now I'm-I'm finally getting some. 167 00:06:26,703 --> 00:06:27,679 And gettin' some. 168 00:06:27,704 --> 00:06:29,631 Ah. I see. 169 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:30,856 - Uh... - Sex. 170 00:06:30,881 --> 00:06:33,215 - Yeah, I-I got that. - Yeah. 171 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,074 I just don't want you to forget 172 00:06:35,099 --> 00:06:38,100 the work that you need to do for self-care 173 00:06:38,125 --> 00:06:41,633 right now, because romantic love for you can be tricky. 174 00:06:42,455 --> 00:06:44,561 Yeah. Okay. 175 00:06:44,586 --> 00:06:46,386 - So? - So, 176 00:06:46,411 --> 00:06:48,678 I know how you feel about medication, 177 00:06:48,703 --> 00:06:49,861 but I am 178 00:06:49,886 --> 00:06:52,921 once again going to recommend antidepressants 179 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,212 to help stabilize your mood. 180 00:06:54,237 --> 00:06:56,388 No. No. M-Medication? 181 00:06:56,413 --> 00:06:59,681 No. No, I've told you over and over, I'm... 182 00:06:59,706 --> 00:07:01,339 No, I'm not doing that. No. 183 00:07:01,364 --> 00:07:02,931 - But, Rebecca... - When I was in college, 184 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,852 they gave me those pills, and I was a zombie. 185 00:07:04,877 --> 00:07:06,943 New York, pills, zombie. 186 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,683 My mother put pills in my milkshake to make me a zombie. 187 00:07:09,708 --> 00:07:12,108 And then the last time I took pills, 188 00:07:12,133 --> 00:07:14,200 lest we forget, was on a plane. 189 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,158 Those were totally different medications 190 00:07:16,183 --> 00:07:18,249 than what I would recommend. 191 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,627 Dr. Shin and I have conferred on this. 192 00:07:20,652 --> 00:07:22,085 Rebecca, 193 00:07:22,110 --> 00:07:23,877 you have done so much work. 194 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,102 Exactly. 195 00:07:25,381 --> 00:07:28,516 Do you have any idea how many workbooks I've done? 196 00:07:28,541 --> 00:07:30,007 Have you done any lately? 197 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:31,652 I... I'm sorry, 198 00:07:31,677 --> 00:07:33,963 I came in here just wanting to talk 199 00:07:33,988 --> 00:07:36,356 about going to a water park with my boyfriend. 200 00:07:36,381 --> 00:07:37,881 Okay, I see you're upset. 201 00:07:37,906 --> 00:07:39,640 Yeah. I got to go. 202 00:07:39,665 --> 00:07:41,599 Rebecca, I'm concerned. 203 00:07:41,624 --> 00:07:43,124 You won't go to group, 204 00:07:43,149 --> 00:07:44,852 you haven't been seeing Dr. Shin, 205 00:07:44,877 --> 00:07:46,710 you won't consider medication. 206 00:07:47,026 --> 00:07:48,692 If you discontinue our work, 207 00:07:48,761 --> 00:07:50,721 I'm worried you're gonna backslide. 208 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:52,883 Let's go on a slide backwards. 209 00:07:52,908 --> 00:07:54,575 Whee! 210 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,528 This is so nice. 211 00:08:09,553 --> 00:08:12,171 It's-it's, like, even nicer than I dreamed. 212 00:08:12,196 --> 00:08:13,395 Yeah, I like it. 213 00:08:13,420 --> 00:08:15,553 And they have my brand of diet soda. 214 00:08:15,798 --> 00:08:17,264 I'm a man of few needs. 215 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,022 Just me and a cup of diet soda 216 00:08:19,047 --> 00:08:20,913 the size of eight cups of diet soda. 217 00:08:20,938 --> 00:08:22,582 Okay, what rides do you want to go on first? 218 00:08:22,607 --> 00:08:24,541 We could go on Dr. Von Dark's Tunnel of Terror. 219 00:08:24,566 --> 00:08:26,166 We could go on the Dark Hole. 220 00:08:26,191 --> 00:08:27,490 I don't go on rides. 221 00:08:29,283 --> 00:08:30,816 What? 222 00:08:31,203 --> 00:08:32,536 We're at a water park, 223 00:08:32,561 --> 00:08:34,228 and you don't go on rides? 224 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:35,804 Why didn't you say anything? 225 00:08:35,829 --> 00:08:38,274 - Well, I-I tried to, but you-you kind of steamrolled... - Oh, geez. 226 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:40,072 Well, now I feel like an idiot. 227 00:08:40,097 --> 00:08:41,937 I'm gonna be going on water slides alone? 228 00:08:41,962 --> 00:08:43,633 Well, I will walk you to a ride. 229 00:08:43,658 --> 00:08:45,024 I will hang out while you ride. 230 00:08:45,049 --> 00:08:47,316 I will take an exit photo of you leaving the ride. 231 00:08:47,341 --> 00:08:49,475 I will even let you describe the ride experience 232 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,266 and smile at every adjective. 233 00:08:52,027 --> 00:08:53,190 Okay. 234 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:55,759 Really okay? 235 00:08:55,784 --> 00:08:57,217 Or fake okay? 236 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,461 Hey, babe? 237 00:08:58,530 --> 00:08:59,796 Yeah, babe? 238 00:09:00,016 --> 00:09:02,175 Just go on one ride with me, hmm, 239 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,682 so I don't seem like the creepy adult riding a ride alone? 240 00:09:05,804 --> 00:09:07,604 You know what, you're right. 241 00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,339 I don't want you to be that woman, 242 00:09:09,364 --> 00:09:11,564 and I don't want to be with that woman. 243 00:09:11,589 --> 00:09:12,721 Yes. So... Okay. 244 00:09:12,746 --> 00:09:14,813 - All right. Sure. - Thank you. 245 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,158 So, about this judge, he is tough 246 00:09:17,183 --> 00:09:18,905 on granting parole transfers. 247 00:09:18,930 --> 00:09:20,665 So we have your proof of employment. 248 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,468 We've got the lease to your new apartment in Irvine. 249 00:09:22,493 --> 00:09:23,533 Yep. Got it all right here, 250 00:09:23,558 --> 00:09:24,998 along with a letter from my new boss. 251 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:28,558 Great. Um, the good news is that I know this judge, 252 00:09:28,583 --> 00:09:30,784 and I can get him to approve the move. I'm sure of it. 253 00:09:30,809 --> 00:09:33,440 So, I'm very excited, Hanifa. 254 00:09:33,465 --> 00:09:35,865 I am feeling great. 255 00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:37,757 Are you? 'Cause you look like hell. 256 00:09:37,782 --> 00:09:39,549 And please take offense at that. 257 00:09:39,749 --> 00:09:41,281 Uh, I'm under the weather, 258 00:09:41,306 --> 00:09:44,289 and I'm-I'm fighting something, so... 259 00:09:45,777 --> 00:09:48,111 Whoa. I don't think the dosage is eight. 260 00:09:48,853 --> 00:09:50,573 I don't think the dosage to anything is eight. 261 00:09:50,598 --> 00:09:51,930 No, I'm gonna be fine. 262 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,930 These are really gonna hit the spot. 263 00:10:04,262 --> 00:10:06,563 Your Honor, we are here 264 00:10:06,588 --> 00:10:09,341 and feeling totally fine. 265 00:10:11,246 --> 00:10:14,147 Now, Ms. Downey is looking to relocate, 266 00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:16,066 and we need to amend her parole. 267 00:10:21,335 --> 00:10:23,446 - Oh! Great picture. - Okay. 268 00:10:23,471 --> 00:10:25,071 Okay, yeah, go to the other side. 269 00:10:25,096 --> 00:10:26,262 I'll go here. Sir, 270 00:10:26,287 --> 00:10:27,857 - can you take a picture of us? - Yeah. 271 00:10:28,212 --> 00:10:29,311 Okay. 272 00:10:29,912 --> 00:10:31,144 No. Put your arms up. Hmm? 273 00:10:31,169 --> 00:10:32,581 Just, like, put your arm... put your... 274 00:10:32,606 --> 00:10:33,906 - Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. - Put your arms... 275 00:10:34,188 --> 00:10:36,055 Okay. Okay. 276 00:10:36,395 --> 00:10:38,695 Ah! 277 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:39,896 Oh! Oh! 278 00:10:39,965 --> 00:10:41,898 Oh! 279 00:10:44,336 --> 00:10:45,802 That's funny. 280 00:10:45,827 --> 00:10:47,860 - It's... That was funny. - All right. 281 00:10:47,885 --> 00:10:49,818 ? ? 282 00:10:54,913 --> 00:10:56,758 It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. 283 00:10:56,783 --> 00:10:58,649 We're gonna have so much fun. Okay. 284 00:10:58,674 --> 00:11:01,908 Okay. All right, and... we're off. 285 00:11:01,933 --> 00:11:03,733 Okay! 286 00:11:03,758 --> 00:11:05,257 Okay... 287 00:11:05,282 --> 00:11:07,115 Oh! 288 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:08,873 Whoo! 289 00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:11,198 Whee! 290 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:15,942 I was so excited 291 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,401 to frame a picture of us on a ride, but I can't frame this. 292 00:11:18,426 --> 00:11:19,692 You look miserable. 293 00:11:19,717 --> 00:11:23,447 Well, you could frame it and draw on a smile so I seem happy. 294 00:11:23,472 --> 00:11:25,839 Yeah. Ha ha, you're making fun of me. Ha ha. 295 00:11:26,244 --> 00:11:30,064 Hey, let me set my cutlery aside 296 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:32,890 for a moment to say, you seem very annoyed with me. 297 00:11:33,063 --> 00:11:36,564 I just... I had expectations for how this day would go. 298 00:11:36,855 --> 00:11:38,555 You know, I thought, 299 00:11:38,623 --> 00:11:40,690 I'm new Rebecca, and you're new Greg, 300 00:11:40,715 --> 00:11:43,115 - so maybe things would be different. - Okay, hold on. 301 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:44,670 Yes, I've changed. 302 00:11:44,695 --> 00:11:47,055 I don't drink, I don't punch walls, 303 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:50,648 I don't hate myself nearly as much, but I'm still Greg. 304 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,771 - I'm still me. - I know. 305 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:55,253 I just... I stupidly thought 306 00:11:55,278 --> 00:11:57,410 that if we were here, and we were together, 307 00:11:57,435 --> 00:11:59,702 that you would like it. 308 00:12:00,245 --> 00:12:03,060 Ah, you thought I'd like something. 309 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:04,779 Hmm. 310 00:12:05,283 --> 00:12:06,814 Let me clear that up. 311 00:12:13,228 --> 00:12:16,426 ? The smell of the water, kids screaming with joy ? 312 00:12:16,495 --> 00:12:20,096 ? I've hated crap like that since I was a boy ? 313 00:12:20,165 --> 00:12:23,333 ? While everyone was laughing and having so much fun ? 314 00:12:23,401 --> 00:12:26,536 ? I would mutter "this sucks" till the day was done ? 315 00:12:26,605 --> 00:12:28,638 ? I detested most stuff ? 316 00:12:28,663 --> 00:12:30,796 ? And I still do, you see ? 317 00:12:30,821 --> 00:12:35,691 ? I hate everything but you ? 318 00:12:38,874 --> 00:12:42,509 ? I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin ? 319 00:12:42,534 --> 00:12:45,602 ? I don't like bands that have a guy on mandolin ? 320 00:12:45,627 --> 00:12:48,123 ? I hate when people post pictures ? 321 00:12:48,148 --> 00:12:49,581 ? With the hashtag "mood" ? 322 00:12:49,606 --> 00:12:52,840 ? I hate when people call blueberries a super-food ? 323 00:12:52,865 --> 00:12:56,433 ? I hate when someone says, "Ooh, it's magic hour" ? 324 00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:59,759 ? Or when people actually stop and smell a flower ? 325 00:12:59,784 --> 00:13:03,219 ? I hate white women who call their engagement rings "bling" ? 326 00:13:03,244 --> 00:13:07,409 ? Oh, yes, I hate everything ? 327 00:13:07,434 --> 00:13:09,947 ? But you ? 328 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,684 More examples! 329 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:18,244 ? I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf ? 330 00:13:18,269 --> 00:13:19,736 ? Hate Frisbee golf ? 331 00:13:19,761 --> 00:13:22,028 ? And when people call Frisbee golf "frolf" ? 332 00:13:22,053 --> 00:13:25,287 ? I hate when people ask me if I'd ever get a tattoo ? 333 00:13:25,312 --> 00:13:28,714 ? Hate combination conditioner and shampoo ? 334 00:13:28,739 --> 00:13:32,007 ? I hate doing the wave at a baseball game ? 335 00:13:32,032 --> 00:13:35,133 ? I hate couples with a cutesy couple name ? 336 00:13:35,158 --> 00:13:37,225 ? I hate when someone says a joke ? 337 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,050 ? And someone else says "zing" ? 338 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:43,168 ? Oh, yes, I hate everything ? 339 00:13:43,193 --> 00:13:45,126 ? But you ? 340 00:13:47,018 --> 00:13:49,919 ? 'Cause when I look into your eyes and I see you smile ? 341 00:13:49,944 --> 00:13:53,846 ? When you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while ? 342 00:13:53,871 --> 00:13:56,269 ? Just for a moment, I forget ? 343 00:13:56,294 --> 00:14:01,197 ? How much I hate it when people say "Gotta jet" ? 344 00:14:01,222 --> 00:14:02,588 Even more examples! 345 00:14:02,613 --> 00:14:06,214 ? I hate when people say they're going "off the grid" ? 346 00:14:06,239 --> 00:14:09,540 ? Or when someone calls their baseball cap their "lid" ? 347 00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:13,000 ? I hate models who just happen to date quarterbacks ? 348 00:14:13,025 --> 00:14:17,861 ? I hate grown men who always quote Caddyshack ? 349 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,142 You know, I don't even know how to play this. 350 00:14:25,857 --> 00:14:28,491 ? I hate the phrase "Love conquers all" ? 351 00:14:28,516 --> 00:14:30,082 ? And I hate that it's true ? 352 00:14:30,107 --> 00:14:33,675 ? 'Cause I want to not hate things when I'm with you ? 353 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:36,951 ? You love so many things and you have so much fun ? 354 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:42,246 ? It makes me wish my hating days were done ? 355 00:14:42,271 --> 00:14:44,772 ? And there's one thing ? 356 00:14:44,797 --> 00:14:46,430 ? I want you to know ? 357 00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:54,997 ? I'll always hate guys who name their cars. ? 358 00:15:01,293 --> 00:15:04,166 Did that... not work? 359 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,703 No, I get it. 360 00:15:05,728 --> 00:15:08,536 You hate everything, and you hate this place. 361 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,301 It's making you miserable, so, I'm making you miserable, 362 00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:13,326 and I'm an idiot. This was a stupid idea. 363 00:15:13,351 --> 00:15:15,981 So let's just go. Let's just go. 364 00:15:19,467 --> 00:15:22,635 Well, at least I'm outside in the sun. 365 00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:32,534 What is going on with you today? 366 00:15:32,559 --> 00:15:36,261 Oh. Um, well, Hanifa got her transfer to Irvine, 367 00:15:36,286 --> 00:15:38,219 I talked circles around that judge, 368 00:15:38,244 --> 00:15:41,278 and I just aced the first section of my practice test. 369 00:15:41,383 --> 00:15:44,056 No, I meant, cover up, lady. This ain't a beach. 370 00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:47,633 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm so hot. 371 00:15:47,658 --> 00:15:48,872 Are you hot? 372 00:15:48,897 --> 00:15:50,663 - No. - I mean, I'm so hot. 373 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,608 Like, I feel like I'm living in a pizza oven over here. 374 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:56,267 If it makes you feel worse, you also look like crap. 375 00:15:56,292 --> 00:16:00,033 People keep saying stuff like that to me, and it's so fun. 376 00:16:00,147 --> 00:16:02,081 Mm. Look, I don't know. 377 00:16:02,106 --> 00:16:06,266 I just... I feel achy and lethargic, and I am burning up. 378 00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:08,324 I just... I don't know what it is. 379 00:16:08,349 --> 00:16:09,782 Hmm. Let me think. 380 00:16:09,807 --> 00:16:12,808 Middle-aged woman, sweating a lot, feeling like crap. 381 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,000 - Wonder what it could be. - Oh, come on. 382 00:16:15,025 --> 00:16:17,025 It is not menopause. 383 00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:20,685 Okay, I still get a very, very powerful period. 384 00:16:21,139 --> 00:16:23,339 It's like the earth cracking open, 385 00:16:23,364 --> 00:16:26,598 and just hot lava just pouring out. 386 00:16:26,623 --> 00:16:28,123 Sorry. I'm just super hot, 387 00:16:28,148 --> 00:16:29,948 so all my similes are gonna be fire-based. 388 00:16:29,973 --> 00:16:31,693 Babe, I went through it. It's manageable. 389 00:16:31,718 --> 00:16:33,957 You just got to get to your doctor. 390 00:16:33,982 --> 00:16:35,850 Maybe you're right. I will get to it at some point. 391 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,231 It is not urgent. Menopause goes on for years. 392 00:16:38,423 --> 00:16:42,225 I am just... Oh, my God, right now, I am just so hot. 393 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,517 I just want to work topless. 394 00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:45,808 What do you think? 395 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,165 Probably inappropriate, 396 00:16:47,365 --> 00:16:49,799 but I'd like to see what you're rockin'. 397 00:16:49,824 --> 00:16:51,390 Thank you. 398 00:16:51,415 --> 00:16:53,815 - Get to your gyno. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 399 00:17:00,510 --> 00:17:04,553 Hey, uh, if you don't mind, I'm just gonna drop you here. 400 00:17:04,578 --> 00:17:06,926 It's been a long day, and I don't know if I'm in the mood 401 00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:09,218 to see the hairs on top of Josh's pubic Mons. 402 00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,701 All right. Wow. You're in a really bad mood. 403 00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:15,024 I mean, you just used the word "pubic Mons," 404 00:17:15,049 --> 00:17:16,882 which I've never heard anyone say out loud. 405 00:17:16,907 --> 00:17:18,711 Okay, look, you're upset, I-I see that, 406 00:17:18,719 --> 00:17:21,796 but did you not hear what I said at the water park? 407 00:17:21,821 --> 00:17:23,687 I mean, I hate myself for saying it, 408 00:17:23,712 --> 00:17:26,079 - but I said "Love conquers all." - Okay, you know what? 409 00:17:26,192 --> 00:17:28,759 I just... I don't think you meant it. I-I can tell. 410 00:17:28,784 --> 00:17:29,845 I know what you're thinking. 411 00:17:29,870 --> 00:17:32,337 You're thinking that I'm an idiot and that I'm annoying. 412 00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:34,208 Huh. 413 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:37,868 Hey, have you changed anything recently? 414 00:17:37,893 --> 00:17:39,459 Like, different therapy thing? 415 00:17:39,484 --> 00:17:41,028 Like, have you still been doing your stuff? 416 00:17:41,671 --> 00:17:44,275 I'm only asking because, I know from my own experience, 417 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,833 if I stop hitting those meetings, 418 00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:47,791 I start taking things too personally 419 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,206 and-and kind of overreacting. 420 00:17:51,579 --> 00:17:54,285 Oh, so, I'm overreacting, Dr. Man? 421 00:17:54,353 --> 00:17:55,986 That's what you're saying? I'm hysterical 422 00:17:56,011 --> 00:17:58,278 and over... ovary-acting? 423 00:17:58,303 --> 00:17:59,502 - Whoa. - You said 424 00:17:59,527 --> 00:18:00,870 you weren't gonna be a dick today, 425 00:18:00,895 --> 00:18:03,396 but that was clearly not the case, babe. 426 00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:09,236 Uh-huh. 427 00:18:11,604 --> 00:18:15,449 I want to help you, but it just seems to me 428 00:18:15,474 --> 00:18:18,309 like you need to be angry and sad right now, 429 00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:19,906 so I'm gonna just go. 430 00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:24,214 Leaving. Great. That's a classic Greg move. Yeah. 431 00:18:24,239 --> 00:18:25,478 You like doing that. 432 00:18:25,503 --> 00:18:29,424 Oh, hey, I found something that you actually like! 433 00:18:30,356 --> 00:18:32,089 "You seem sad, Rebecca." 434 00:18:32,114 --> 00:18:34,047 "Something's wrong, Rebecca." 435 00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:36,947 "I don't like slides, Rebecca." 436 00:18:36,972 --> 00:18:39,740 "You should go back to group therapy, Rebecca." 437 00:18:39,765 --> 00:18:41,278 "Take some meds, Rebecca." 438 00:18:43,275 --> 00:18:45,843 Whoo, bitches! 439 00:18:48,274 --> 00:18:49,940 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 440 00:18:50,009 --> 00:18:51,875 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 441 00:18:51,944 --> 00:18:54,111 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 442 00:18:54,136 --> 00:18:55,669 ? I'm not sad ? 443 00:18:55,781 --> 00:18:57,881 ? If you're not in my crew, you're green with envy ? 444 00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:59,984 ? 'Cause no one's a nasty little freak like me ? 445 00:19:00,052 --> 00:19:01,730 ? Put on a leather jacket that I got on sale ? 446 00:19:01,754 --> 00:19:03,721 ? Smoke old weed that's super stale ? 447 00:19:03,789 --> 00:19:05,801 ? Take an old pain pill from when my toe was broken ? 448 00:19:05,825 --> 00:19:07,591 ? Can't find coke so I snort ibuprofen ? 449 00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:11,674 Oh my god! Oh! 450 00:19:11,764 --> 00:19:14,178 Why did I do that?! 451 00:19:14,203 --> 00:19:16,139 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 452 00:19:16,195 --> 00:19:17,661 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 453 00:19:17,730 --> 00:19:19,663 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 454 00:19:19,688 --> 00:19:22,055 ? I'm not sad ? 455 00:19:22,168 --> 00:19:23,779 ? Big night out, never felt more alive-er ? 456 00:19:23,803 --> 00:19:25,569 ? We get cut off by a student driver ? 457 00:19:25,638 --> 00:19:27,438 ? I tell the Uber guy, "Race that bitch" ? 458 00:19:27,507 --> 00:19:29,707 ? As I rant about Lilo and Stitch ? 459 00:19:29,776 --> 00:19:31,809 ? That movie is cinematic art ? 460 00:19:31,966 --> 00:19:33,799 ? Ooh, pull over, it's a taco cart ? 461 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,757 Oh! 462 00:19:35,782 --> 00:19:37,681 Thank you. 463 00:19:39,752 --> 00:19:41,652 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 464 00:19:41,721 --> 00:19:43,687 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 465 00:19:43,756 --> 00:19:45,422 ? I'm not sad, Lilo's sad. ? 466 00:19:45,491 --> 00:19:46,824 Have you seen Lilo and Stitch? 467 00:19:46,893 --> 00:19:48,392 It's so good. 468 00:19:48,461 --> 00:19:50,714 You haven't? Why? 469 00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:53,941 Wait. What were you doing in 2002 when it came out? 470 00:19:53,966 --> 00:19:55,833 Were you sad about 9/11? 471 00:19:55,902 --> 00:19:59,676 Wait. I was sad about 9/11, too, but Lilo and Stitch... 472 00:19:59,701 --> 00:20:02,736 honestly really helped me through it. 473 00:20:04,243 --> 00:20:06,010 ? You're so sad that you're not this cool ? 474 00:20:06,078 --> 00:20:08,078 ? Your happy smile makes you look like a fool ? 475 00:20:08,147 --> 00:20:09,713 ? You're so sad you don't roll with me ? 476 00:20:09,782 --> 00:20:11,715 ? To quote Stitch, "Ohana means family" ? 477 00:20:11,784 --> 00:20:12,716 Stop. 478 00:20:12,741 --> 00:20:14,674 Wait, that's mine. 479 00:20:16,463 --> 00:20:18,363 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 480 00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:20,221 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 481 00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,223 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 482 00:20:22,258 --> 00:20:24,325 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 483 00:20:24,394 --> 00:20:26,361 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 484 00:20:26,429 --> 00:20:28,396 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 485 00:20:28,465 --> 00:20:30,152 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 486 00:20:30,177 --> 00:20:31,943 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 487 00:20:31,968 --> 00:20:33,989 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 488 00:20:34,014 --> 00:20:35,947 ? I'm not sad, you're sad ? 489 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,369 ? I'm not sad, you're sad. ? 490 00:20:41,537 --> 00:20:45,165 - Strip away my conshionsh. - What? 491 00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:50,233 What's up, sexy stuff? 492 00:20:50,258 --> 00:20:54,829 Are you drunk? Uh, well, are you hunk? 493 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,220 Yes, you are. 494 00:20:56,245 --> 00:20:58,746 What is happening? I just... 495 00:20:58,771 --> 00:21:00,237 I wanted to see you. 496 00:21:00,262 --> 00:21:02,695 Hon-Honestly. Honestly, I wanted to see you 497 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,054 because the last conversation we had, 498 00:21:05,079 --> 00:21:07,901 you were so wonderful. 499 00:21:08,387 --> 00:21:10,587 You were so sweet and kind 500 00:21:10,744 --> 00:21:14,105 and mature, and you just want me to be happy, 501 00:21:14,130 --> 00:21:15,329 which is what I want, too. 502 00:21:15,354 --> 00:21:17,587 And, God, Greg. Greg doesn't know what happiness is. 503 00:21:17,612 --> 00:21:18,920 And Dr. Akopian 504 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,385 just wants me to be this narcotized vegetable. 505 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:24,248 - Okay. - No, no, but forget her, forget her, forget her, forget her. 506 00:21:24,273 --> 00:21:25,606 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 507 00:21:25,631 --> 00:21:27,497 Let's talk about you. Let's talk about you. 508 00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:29,656 Let me tell you what I am wondering. 509 00:21:29,681 --> 00:21:31,515 Who is the man of my dreams? 510 00:21:32,181 --> 00:21:34,648 Who is the Mons of my dreams? 511 00:21:34,673 --> 00:21:37,435 Who is the pubic Mons of my dreams? 512 00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:39,720 - What? - C'mons, baby, kiss me. 513 00:21:39,789 --> 00:21:41,516 - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Hmm? 514 00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:42,848 Did you have, like, a billion drinks tonight? 515 00:21:42,892 --> 00:21:45,559 No, I did not have a billion, sir. 516 00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:47,117 I had three. 517 00:21:47,142 --> 00:21:50,143 Which, to a petite Jewess, equals a billion. 518 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,676 Why don't we do this. 519 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:53,734 Let's just take off our clothes 520 00:21:53,803 --> 00:21:55,836 and see what happens. 521 00:21:55,861 --> 00:21:57,627 Okay, I'm gonna put you in an Uber. 522 00:21:58,085 --> 00:21:59,784 Really? 523 00:21:59,809 --> 00:22:02,237 Come on. Come on. 524 00:22:02,745 --> 00:22:05,179 You know I still think about you. 525 00:22:05,204 --> 00:22:06,614 At night 526 00:22:06,639 --> 00:22:08,305 when I'm alone in my bed. 527 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,647 You really got to go. 528 00:22:14,457 --> 00:22:15,823 Come on. 529 00:22:15,848 --> 00:22:17,647 Okay, wow. I just... 530 00:22:17,672 --> 00:22:19,570 I j... I just thought you wanted me. 531 00:22:19,595 --> 00:22:20,873 I thought this was what you wanted, 532 00:22:20,898 --> 00:22:22,831 so it's, like, weird that you're ushering me out. 533 00:22:22,899 --> 00:22:24,576 - Get some good sleep tonight, okay? - Okay. 534 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,367 I will. I will. She will. 535 00:22:26,392 --> 00:22:27,869 And I don't need you to call me an Uber. 536 00:22:27,894 --> 00:22:29,560 I can get my own Uber. 537 00:22:29,585 --> 00:22:31,148 And I'm gonna get a great Uber, 538 00:22:31,173 --> 00:22:33,006 one with cool lights and terrible music 539 00:22:33,276 --> 00:22:34,875 and water bottles and old mints 540 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:37,451 and a driver who's a screenwriter. 541 00:22:38,885 --> 00:22:40,818 ? ? 542 00:22:52,319 --> 00:22:54,252 Whoa. Hmm. 543 00:22:54,277 --> 00:22:55,643 What are you doing? 544 00:22:55,788 --> 00:22:58,255 Baking banana bread. What does it look like I'm doing? 545 00:22:58,443 --> 00:22:59,842 You smell weird. 546 00:22:59,867 --> 00:23:01,133 That's the primrose oil. 547 00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:05,684 Mrs. H thinks I'm going through some kind of premenopause thing. 548 00:23:05,709 --> 00:23:07,509 And I'm gonna get to the gyno at some point, 549 00:23:07,534 --> 00:23:11,210 but in the meantime, I feel like absolute crapburger. 550 00:23:11,679 --> 00:23:14,915 And I look like one, too, according to everyone around me. 551 00:23:14,951 --> 00:23:16,216 But I read online 552 00:23:16,241 --> 00:23:19,688 that primrose oil helps, so I am basically bathed in it. 553 00:23:19,713 --> 00:23:21,513 Babe, you need to take a break. 554 00:23:21,757 --> 00:23:23,991 You're working too hard and too much. 555 00:23:24,016 --> 00:23:26,349 What? I am fine. I have to do this. 556 00:23:26,374 --> 00:23:27,940 The bar is coming up any second, 557 00:23:27,965 --> 00:23:30,866 and I don't have any uncles with islands. 558 00:23:31,111 --> 00:23:32,443 I mean, my Uncle Terry 559 00:23:32,468 --> 00:23:34,535 has that condo in Tahoe, but it's a timeshare, 560 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,626 and he only gets it for a week and a half in July. 561 00:23:36,651 --> 00:23:39,419 Well, can I help at all? 562 00:23:39,444 --> 00:23:41,378 Yeah, can you put these back in the freezer 563 00:23:41,403 --> 00:23:43,337 and bring me back new chilled ones? Thanks. 564 00:23:56,526 --> 00:23:58,039 - Hey. - Hey. 565 00:23:58,528 --> 00:24:00,194 What you doing? 566 00:24:00,219 --> 00:24:01,451 You seen this show? 567 00:24:01,564 --> 00:24:03,230 These Brits really know how to bake. 568 00:24:03,299 --> 00:24:05,266 Hence the title. Hmm. 569 00:24:05,334 --> 00:24:07,034 I really get it now. 570 00:24:09,017 --> 00:24:10,750 Do we have any burritos? 571 00:24:10,835 --> 00:24:13,268 I want to take a big bite out of the side of a burrito 572 00:24:13,293 --> 00:24:15,427 just like fake Justin Bieber. 573 00:24:15,452 --> 00:24:16,718 I have peanut butter. 574 00:24:16,946 --> 00:24:19,475 Mmm. Okay, second-best. Thanks. 575 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:26,030 Oh. That's so good. 576 00:24:26,953 --> 00:24:28,665 You're the best, Josh Chan. 577 00:24:28,690 --> 00:24:30,990 Aw. 578 00:24:36,343 --> 00:24:39,863 Hey, do you want a shoulder rub? 579 00:24:40,136 --> 00:24:41,435 ? ? 580 00:24:48,706 --> 00:24:51,708 Okay, time for you to go to bed. 581 00:24:51,733 --> 00:24:53,366 - You know, sleep? - Mm. 582 00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:54,690 Think back to 1983. 583 00:24:54,715 --> 00:24:56,550 Remember how much you loved that nap? 584 00:24:56,575 --> 00:24:58,641 It is not time for bed. 585 00:24:59,007 --> 00:25:01,107 And stop staring at me. 586 00:25:01,132 --> 00:25:02,431 Well, it's hard, 587 00:25:02,456 --> 00:25:04,534 because you look like you just crawled out of a grave, 588 00:25:04,559 --> 00:25:07,160 and that is visually intriguing always. 589 00:25:07,185 --> 00:25:09,519 Okay, I just have to get through this section here, 590 00:25:09,544 --> 00:25:11,110 and then I will sleep. 591 00:25:11,352 --> 00:25:13,614 And tomorrow, first thing, we're going to the doctor. 592 00:25:13,639 --> 00:25:15,030 No. No way. 593 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,789 Yes way. 594 00:25:16,814 --> 00:25:19,248 You got to take care of yourself, Paula. 595 00:25:19,317 --> 00:25:22,018 My God, so oily. 596 00:25:22,086 --> 00:25:25,354 Yeah, don't go anywhere near an open flame. 597 00:25:28,671 --> 00:25:30,570 Oh, you're great at this. 598 00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:33,396 You know how to do this because you were a theater girl 599 00:25:33,508 --> 00:25:36,142 and they do massage circles. 600 00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:38,067 George told me that. 601 00:25:38,092 --> 00:25:42,327 Wait, you think of me as a theater girl? 602 00:25:43,132 --> 00:25:44,417 For real? 603 00:25:44,442 --> 00:25:47,049 Yeah, I guess so. 604 00:25:48,323 --> 00:25:52,225 Um, so, like, if I were in A Chorus Line, 605 00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:56,752 do you think I would be Sheila, Cassie or Maggie? 606 00:25:58,860 --> 00:26:00,977 Uh, I don't know, 607 00:26:01,002 --> 00:26:04,170 but I think we should stop. 608 00:26:04,239 --> 00:26:06,005 Why? Uh, because we're roommates 609 00:26:06,030 --> 00:26:09,587 and things, and we should definitely not have... 610 00:26:09,612 --> 00:26:10,844 Or should we? 611 00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:12,601 Take me, Zach. 612 00:26:12,670 --> 00:26:14,148 - Wait. Wait, who's Zach? - He's the director 613 00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:15,716 in A Chorus Line and runs the auditions, 614 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,540 and some productions have him just be a voice, 615 00:26:17,608 --> 00:26:19,075 but others cast an actual actor. 616 00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:20,533 Okay... 617 00:26:22,516 --> 00:26:23,982 Wait. Okay, no. 618 00:26:24,007 --> 00:26:26,082 No. Okay. Okay, you're-you're drunk. 619 00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:27,349 You've been drinking. 620 00:26:27,374 --> 00:26:28,652 - What? - Okay? You must have had, like, 621 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,119 three drinks tonight. 622 00:26:30,144 --> 00:26:32,678 Okay, you know you can't drink like that. You're Jewish. 623 00:26:35,980 --> 00:26:38,247 We shouldn't do this. 624 00:26:38,707 --> 00:26:40,573 Josh, I'm sorry. 625 00:26:40,598 --> 00:26:42,198 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 626 00:26:42,223 --> 00:26:45,158 I'm so... I'm so sorry. 627 00:26:45,536 --> 00:26:47,596 Are you okay? 628 00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:51,852 I don't know. 629 00:26:55,871 --> 00:26:57,903 I don't know. 630 00:27:00,423 --> 00:27:01,761 But... 631 00:27:04,765 --> 00:27:07,048 there's somewhere that I need to go. 632 00:27:11,524 --> 00:27:13,977 There's another ex I got to deal with. 633 00:27:20,977 --> 00:27:25,580 ? In my life I've had so many men ? 634 00:27:25,649 --> 00:27:28,988 ? But there's one I come back to ? 635 00:27:29,013 --> 00:27:31,862 ? Again and again ? 636 00:27:33,061 --> 00:27:34,994 ? We've been on and off ? 637 00:27:35,019 --> 00:27:37,943 ? For such a long time ? 638 00:27:38,432 --> 00:27:40,199 ? And now he's back ? 639 00:27:40,224 --> 00:27:44,147 ? And I'm feeling, oh, so fine ? 640 00:27:44,172 --> 00:27:47,006 ? He's the darkness ? 641 00:27:47,075 --> 00:27:50,610 ? My first love, my true love ? 642 00:27:50,635 --> 00:27:53,235 ? The darkness ? 643 00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:56,572 ? He knows me better than anyone ? 644 00:27:56,685 --> 00:27:58,351 ? He holds me close ? 645 00:27:58,376 --> 00:28:01,777 ? And whispers things that I don't want to hear ? 646 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,427 ? When I feel the butterflies of dread ? 647 00:28:04,452 --> 00:28:07,319 ? I know the darkness is near ? 648 00:28:08,986 --> 00:28:13,589 ? We met around the time I started first grade ? 649 00:28:14,663 --> 00:28:16,235 ? Every summer after that ? 650 00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:19,234 ? We'd play solitaire in the shade ? 651 00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:24,719 ? On prom night he was the only boy I kissed ? 652 00:28:26,504 --> 00:28:28,137 ? And when he'd visit my dorm ? 653 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:32,474 ? I'd remember how much I'd missed ? 654 00:28:32,499 --> 00:28:35,064 ? The darkness ? 655 00:28:35,379 --> 00:28:38,547 ? His love for me is pure ? 656 00:28:38,572 --> 00:28:41,239 ? The darkness ? 657 00:28:41,581 --> 00:28:45,031 ? He's handsome for a metaphor ? 658 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,666 ? And his name is ? 659 00:28:46,735 --> 00:28:49,202 ? Tyler ? 660 00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:51,370 ? Yeah, that feels right ? 661 00:28:51,395 --> 00:28:54,730 ? His name is Tyler ? 662 00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:58,467 ? He drunk dials me every night ? 663 00:28:58,536 --> 00:29:01,170 ? Tyler, Tyler, Tyler ? 664 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,672 ? Your kiss feels like a cut ? 665 00:29:03,741 --> 00:29:06,976 ? You play drums and wear guyliner ? 666 00:29:07,044 --> 00:29:09,781 ? And your pet name for me is "slut" ? 667 00:29:11,816 --> 00:29:16,151 ? For so many years I've used the darkness to feel ? 668 00:29:17,553 --> 00:29:19,920 ? But now there are things in my life ? 669 00:29:19,945 --> 00:29:22,211 ? That are actually real ? 670 00:29:23,861 --> 00:29:26,228 ? I got to make a choice, darling ? 671 00:29:26,297 --> 00:29:28,230 ? Don't ask me why ? 672 00:29:29,644 --> 00:29:32,445 ? So will I have the strength ? 673 00:29:33,122 --> 00:29:35,938 ? To tell the darkness ? 674 00:29:36,051 --> 00:29:38,918 ? To tell Tyler darkness ? 675 00:29:39,354 --> 00:29:41,493 ? Goodbye. ? 676 00:29:51,589 --> 00:29:52,779 Hello? 677 00:30:00,031 --> 00:30:01,964 ? ? 678 00:30:14,285 --> 00:30:15,688 Mm. 679 00:30:19,787 --> 00:30:21,027 Rebecca? 680 00:30:21,344 --> 00:30:23,445 Hi, Dr. Shin. 681 00:30:23,706 --> 00:30:25,373 How are you? 682 00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:27,600 I'm doing very well, as you can see. 683 00:30:27,625 --> 00:30:29,325 Mm. 684 00:30:29,393 --> 00:30:30,559 Should we... ? 685 00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:32,227 Yeah, let's go. Yeah. 686 00:30:35,743 --> 00:30:37,576 Okay. 687 00:30:37,601 --> 00:30:38,801 Yeah. 688 00:30:41,930 --> 00:30:43,582 Am I the first person to sleep on that bench? 689 00:30:43,607 --> 00:30:45,779 - Absolutely not. - That tracks. 690 00:30:49,051 --> 00:30:52,770 I... stopped doing any of the work 691 00:30:52,795 --> 00:30:54,220 that I needed to do. 692 00:30:54,245 --> 00:30:55,245 I had a feeling. 693 00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:57,424 We've been missing you at group. 694 00:30:57,700 --> 00:31:00,625 I was just so happy for a second, and... 695 00:31:02,072 --> 00:31:04,758 I legit thought I could get away with 696 00:31:04,783 --> 00:31:07,060 not doing any of the stuff. 697 00:31:07,085 --> 00:31:08,786 - I understand. - It's like I did squats 698 00:31:08,811 --> 00:31:11,011 every day for a year, 699 00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:12,924 and now I just want to eat doughnuts 700 00:31:12,949 --> 00:31:15,816 for the rest of my life and never go back to the gym 701 00:31:15,841 --> 00:31:18,541 but still have a great butt forever, you know? 702 00:31:18,566 --> 00:31:21,622 Yeah. I do know. I work out my butt three times a week. 703 00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:23,180 You think I like squats? 704 00:31:23,205 --> 00:31:25,205 I was just tired. 705 00:31:25,707 --> 00:31:27,985 Honestly, the whole thing is so relentless, 706 00:31:28,010 --> 00:31:30,747 and I threw myself into the high of the new relationship, 707 00:31:30,772 --> 00:31:32,777 and I stopped doing any of the work. 708 00:31:32,802 --> 00:31:34,710 And then we fought a lot, 709 00:31:34,735 --> 00:31:37,502 and then I had, like, a billion drinks... 710 00:31:37,527 --> 00:31:38,973 A billion? 711 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:41,732 - Three. - Yeah. Great. L'Chaim. 712 00:31:41,757 --> 00:31:43,090 Right. 713 00:31:44,291 --> 00:31:45,623 And then... 714 00:31:45,691 --> 00:31:47,291 I tried to have sex 715 00:31:47,316 --> 00:31:49,483 with both Nathaniel and Josh, who I now live with, 716 00:31:49,508 --> 00:31:50,838 - by the way. - Wow. 717 00:31:50,863 --> 00:31:52,961 You have not been to group in a while. 718 00:31:52,986 --> 00:31:55,299 Yeah. Yeah, no, exactly. It's bad, it's bad. 719 00:31:55,324 --> 00:31:57,191 God, I feel bad. I just feel terrible. 720 00:31:57,303 --> 00:32:00,304 But I know what I have to do... I got to go back into all the therapy. 721 00:32:00,373 --> 00:32:01,973 Yeah, no. 722 00:32:01,998 --> 00:32:03,697 That's what I'm gonna do. I promise. 723 00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:06,010 I promise. I've done it all before. 724 00:32:06,035 --> 00:32:07,564 I'll do it all again. 725 00:32:07,589 --> 00:32:09,222 - Rebecca... - No, don't. 726 00:32:09,247 --> 00:32:11,281 - You know what I'm gonna say. - No. Please? 727 00:32:11,306 --> 00:32:12,772 We need to talk about medication. 728 00:32:19,148 --> 00:32:21,682 Well, here it is, here we are. 729 00:32:21,707 --> 00:32:23,861 The time we've all been waiting for. 730 00:32:23,886 --> 00:32:25,920 Press "play" on the old menopause. 731 00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:27,965 Oh, exciting! 732 00:32:28,034 --> 00:32:30,301 Okay, let's do this. 733 00:32:30,370 --> 00:32:33,504 Are we doing a patch, a pill, sticking something up my butt? 734 00:32:33,529 --> 00:32:37,765 Whatever is fast and easy, 'cause I have stuff to do. 735 00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:38,956 First tell me your symptoms. 736 00:32:38,981 --> 00:32:41,012 I like to start by hearing the symptoms. 737 00:32:41,037 --> 00:32:43,237 I'm a funny kind of gynecologist that way. 738 00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:46,162 Okay, I'm hot. Like, on fire. 739 00:32:46,187 --> 00:32:48,221 I am exhausted. 740 00:32:48,246 --> 00:32:51,689 I am achy all over, but especially my arms. 741 00:32:51,714 --> 00:32:54,570 And-and this morning I even threw up a little bit. 742 00:32:54,595 --> 00:32:56,160 What did the vomit look like? 743 00:32:56,229 --> 00:33:00,455 Um, kinda weird. Kinda white and milky. 744 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,946 Interesting. 745 00:33:02,258 --> 00:33:04,391 Well, I'll tell you what, it is possible that 746 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:05,793 you're starting to go through menopause, 747 00:33:05,818 --> 00:33:08,098 but I think you're also having a heart attack. 748 00:33:08,428 --> 00:33:09,627 Ha ha. 749 00:33:09,832 --> 00:33:11,966 Nope, not ha ha. Not a "ha ha" thing. 750 00:33:12,078 --> 00:33:15,193 I have a patient who needs to go to cardiac ICU immediately. 751 00:33:15,218 --> 00:33:17,084 Wait, what? ICU? 752 00:33:17,109 --> 00:33:20,177 N-No, I-I can't go there now. I got stuff to do. 753 00:33:20,202 --> 00:33:23,216 Cool, then put "dropping dead" on your to-do list for today. 754 00:33:25,981 --> 00:33:29,594 No, don't take out the pad. What are you doing? 755 00:33:29,619 --> 00:33:31,430 These will not turn you into a vegetable or zombie. 756 00:33:31,454 --> 00:33:33,821 They're just gonna work with your existing brain chemicals. 757 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:38,369 Now, there is Citalopram, Escitalopram, Paroxetine, 758 00:33:38,394 --> 00:33:41,095 Fluoxetine, Fluvoxamine and Sertraline. 759 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,563 I have one that I think will be good for you. 760 00:33:43,588 --> 00:33:46,747 Oh, can you just stop writing? There's so much writing. 761 00:33:46,936 --> 00:33:48,702 Most people who have what you have 762 00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:51,182 manage their symptoms with a combination 763 00:33:51,207 --> 00:33:52,806 of therapy and medication. 764 00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:54,631 - I... - You have toughed it out 765 00:33:54,656 --> 00:33:56,923 for a long time on your own here. 766 00:33:56,948 --> 00:33:59,449 And you don't have to. 767 00:33:59,898 --> 00:34:03,361 I can't make you do anything, but this is what I recommend. 768 00:34:04,216 --> 00:34:06,887 Okay, I appreciate the recommendation. 769 00:34:06,912 --> 00:34:12,372 Dr. Shin, I acted like such a horrible witch 770 00:34:12,397 --> 00:34:14,038 to Greg yesterday. 771 00:34:14,063 --> 00:34:15,262 What do I do? 772 00:34:15,287 --> 00:34:17,320 - What do I say to him? - You know how to do this. 773 00:34:17,999 --> 00:34:20,444 You know how to take responsibility for stuff. 774 00:34:21,112 --> 00:34:23,604 Okay. No, you're right, I do. 775 00:34:23,629 --> 00:34:25,495 I'm gonna call him and own up 776 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,852 to everything that happened last night, 777 00:34:27,877 --> 00:34:31,078 and all of the stuff I did. 778 00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:34,504 And it's gonna suck, and he's gonna be upset, and... 779 00:34:35,906 --> 00:34:37,618 Oh, God, this might be him. 780 00:34:37,643 --> 00:34:39,609 Let me just get it over with. 781 00:34:41,653 --> 00:34:44,053 Oh, it's not him, it's Scott. 782 00:34:44,939 --> 00:34:46,137 It's Paula's husband. 783 00:34:46,162 --> 00:34:47,961 That's weird. Why would he be calling me? 784 00:34:47,986 --> 00:34:49,120 Hello? 785 00:34:53,013 --> 00:34:54,179 Oh, my God. 786 00:35:02,026 --> 00:35:03,631 Is she gonna be okay? 787 00:35:05,913 --> 00:35:07,106 She had a major blockage, 788 00:35:07,131 --> 00:35:10,052 and walked around with it for 18 hours. 789 00:35:11,430 --> 00:35:13,202 Wow. 790 00:35:13,314 --> 00:35:16,015 Mm, because, uh, my lady is a bad-ass, 791 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,542 and, uh, really, really stupid. 792 00:35:21,325 --> 00:35:23,391 Did you go to Raging Waters recently? 793 00:35:23,714 --> 00:35:25,480 Yeah. How did you know? 794 00:35:25,505 --> 00:35:28,476 You smell like day-old chlorine and chili cheese dogs. 795 00:35:33,251 --> 00:35:35,652 God, I just... I love her so much. 796 00:35:37,761 --> 00:35:38,607 Me, too. 797 00:35:40,232 --> 00:35:41,512 So much. 798 00:35:44,113 --> 00:35:45,946 God, when is the doctor gonna get here? 799 00:35:48,689 --> 00:35:49,915 Hello there. 800 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:51,340 Is Paula okay? 801 00:35:51,408 --> 00:35:52,774 Yeah, she's doing well. 802 00:35:52,887 --> 00:35:55,588 - My God. Thank God. - She's incredibly brave. 803 00:35:55,613 --> 00:35:58,213 A lot of patients I have, when they go under for heart surgery, 804 00:35:58,282 --> 00:36:00,003 they say, "Doc, please don't let me die." 805 00:36:00,028 --> 00:36:02,528 But with her, she said, "Doc, you have parsley in your teeth," 806 00:36:02,597 --> 00:36:04,196 and, "How long is this gonna take?" 807 00:36:04,221 --> 00:36:07,356 Oh, God. Thank God. 808 00:36:07,424 --> 00:36:10,359 Oh, actually, I know you. He's very funny. 809 00:36:10,471 --> 00:36:12,238 You're the-the funny doctor. 810 00:36:12,263 --> 00:36:13,729 Dr. Roth. 811 00:36:13,754 --> 00:36:16,021 You were my doctor when I had a UTI. 812 00:36:16,046 --> 00:36:18,346 Oh, no, you're thinking of my brother, Dr. Roth. 813 00:36:18,371 --> 00:36:19,371 Uh, I'm Dr. Roth. 814 00:36:20,153 --> 00:36:22,281 I'm sorry about him. Dr. Roth, I mean. 815 00:36:22,306 --> 00:36:23,306 Dr. Roth. 816 00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:25,908 Dr. Roth, Dr. Roth. 817 00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:26,976 What are you laughing at? 818 00:36:29,824 --> 00:36:31,924 Uh, when can we see her? 819 00:36:31,949 --> 00:36:34,189 Oh, you can go in now, but one visitor at a time, please. 820 00:36:34,456 --> 00:36:36,677 You go first, and then I'll go. 821 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,722 I am glad you're okay. 822 00:36:42,793 --> 00:36:44,142 Yeah, me, too. 823 00:36:46,331 --> 00:36:48,764 Paula, what were you doing? 824 00:36:49,322 --> 00:36:54,158 You walked around being so sick for so many hours, 825 00:36:54,338 --> 00:36:56,171 toughing it out on your own. 826 00:36:56,196 --> 00:36:57,996 You know you don't have to do that. 827 00:36:58,152 --> 00:37:01,220 I just... I didn't have time to be sick. 828 00:37:01,245 --> 00:37:04,250 Okay, no one has time to be sick. 829 00:37:04,275 --> 00:37:06,822 But you have to take better care of yourself. 830 00:37:07,755 --> 00:37:09,518 I know that now. 831 00:37:10,273 --> 00:37:11,964 Promise me that you will do everything 832 00:37:11,989 --> 00:37:13,255 the doctors want you to do. 833 00:37:13,854 --> 00:37:17,970 Um, yeah, but they don't want me to do anything. 834 00:37:17,995 --> 00:37:19,639 They just want me to lie here for a couple days. 835 00:37:19,663 --> 00:37:22,490 And it's-it's not just a onetime thing. 836 00:37:23,544 --> 00:37:27,518 They're saying I gotta take better care of myself for life. 837 00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:30,304 Like salads. 838 00:37:31,403 --> 00:37:34,219 He used the word "salads," Rebecca. 839 00:37:34,244 --> 00:37:37,112 Without the word "potato" in front of it. 840 00:37:37,137 --> 00:37:39,237 I mean, I'm not gonna lie, that sounds awful. 841 00:37:39,350 --> 00:37:42,584 I mean, salads are just piles of sandwich with no bread. 842 00:37:42,653 --> 00:37:45,120 Hey, listen, take the word "salad," 843 00:37:45,189 --> 00:37:47,522 rearrange some letters, add a couple of other letters, 844 00:37:47,591 --> 00:37:50,158 you get "Satan." Okay? 845 00:37:50,183 --> 00:37:53,484 It's not great... but you have to do 846 00:37:53,509 --> 00:37:55,175 what they want you to do. 847 00:37:55,200 --> 00:38:00,586 Okay, even if it is tough and tiring and exhausting... 848 00:38:01,048 --> 00:38:02,314 like a salad. 849 00:38:03,607 --> 00:38:05,741 Because, also, like a salad, 850 00:38:05,766 --> 00:38:09,321 there are croutons and bacon bits to look forward to. 851 00:38:09,346 --> 00:38:11,991 Ooh, bacon bits. 852 00:38:12,016 --> 00:38:14,982 Yay. 853 00:38:16,153 --> 00:38:19,087 Promise me you'll take better care of yourself. 854 00:38:20,731 --> 00:38:22,331 I will. 855 00:38:25,339 --> 00:38:26,938 Okay. 856 00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,872 ? ? 857 00:38:35,641 --> 00:38:42,007 _ 858 00:38:49,742 --> 00:38:59,078 _ 859 00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:01,553 ? ? 860 00:39:13,227 --> 00:39:15,160 ? ? 861 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,333 ? ? 862 00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:41,580 _ 863 00:39:41,605 --> 00:39:44,039 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --