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You want to destroy the entire world?

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Yeah. But that's not why
I brought you in here.

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This here is a restaurant.

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What? I call it... Lazy Susan's.

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I already have a prototype for the claw.

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All we have to do
is get these two to kiss.

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- Friday?
- Friday.

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Yes!

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Yes!

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Is that enough time?

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Just barely.

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This is it.

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The big day.

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If I don't land these investors...

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Lazy Susan's doesn't stand a chance.

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Who you pitching to?

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A couple of real power players.

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Mom, Dad?

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I'm coming home.

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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No, buddy. No, you listen to me, okay?

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What don't you understand
about supply and "command"?

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I mean, it's easy.

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I want those numbers going up, not down.

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And if you can't... Sorry.

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If you can't put...
Then it's your ass, all right?

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I-I want... Yes.

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At the end of the quarter,
I want those numbers

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on my desk, yesterday.

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Right.

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We're sorry.

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Wow.

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Sorry. Work stuff.

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Just, if I leave for a minute,
it's, uh...

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Anyway, hi.

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- Hey, there, kiddo.
- It's been a while.

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Bring it in.

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Mom, Dad.

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Okay.

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All right, guys, how's it looking?

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All good here. Sam showered today.

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Good here, too. Laura's picked
out her least-stained shirt.

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Craig, have they finalized
their plans for the date?

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Yes. They are going to the cinema.

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That is perfect!

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Dark theater,
sitting next to each other...

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It doesn't get more romantic than that.

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- What are they seeing?
- Oh. This.

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The sewer.

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Tunnels filled with feces.

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Rats and slime.

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The stench of human waste.

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Descend with me into this nightmare world

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of our own making...

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in 3-D.

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Yeah, they're not
gonna kiss watching that.

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What do we do?

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We gotta get them on a better date.

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So, how's your planet, son?

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It's going great, Dad. Thanks for asking.

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We just celebrated another
million years without war.

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Wow. Somebody's going
after his mom's record.

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And, sweetheart,

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I heard you're doing an amazing
job running your planet.

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Well, you know, it's a utopia,

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so it kind of runs itself.

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Of course.

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Me too.

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What?

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Oh, uh, yeah, I'm also doing really good.

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Oh, right.

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Your... planet.

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Uh, how is Turd?

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It's... It's "Earth."

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Earth. Right. Sorry.

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Earth.

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My apologies.

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It's going really great.

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Thanks for asking.

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But... ahem...

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I've actually been working
on a whole new project.

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- Here we go.
- All right.

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Mom, Dad, it's pitch time.

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Come on.

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Okay, okay, new pitch.

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Uh, how about a romantic carriage ride?

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Nope. Sam's afraid of horses.

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Doesn't like their eyes.

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All right, then, uh,
what about an eyeless horse?

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We get some crows, right?

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Wait, where are you getting crows from?

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It's Earth. Anywhere.

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We get them to swoop down

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and peck the eyes out of the horse.

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No, crows only peck eyes
out of dead things, though.

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So unless you're gonna get
a dead horse...

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Then I'll get a dead horse!

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Have you guys ever thought
about a Kiss Cam?

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Rosie. That's brilliant!

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Sorry. What... W-What is a "Kiss Cam"?

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Oh, it's this thing
they do at sporting events.

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They find two people in the stands,

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point a camera at them,
and they have to kiss.

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There's
a basketball game tonight.

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The arena is in
Sam and Laura's neighborhood.

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Oh, okay. Sorry.
Are we all... We all positive

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this is the best idea, just
putting them on a massive screen

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in front of loads of people?

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Let's make it happen.

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Yeah.

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And on this island, there
are dozens of capable chefs

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making all sorts of foods...

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pizza, pasta, even French, right?

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And when you see a food you like,

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you grab it with this long claw.

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And it all goes down...

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at Lazy Susan's.

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? If you're cruisin' for a boozin' ?

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? Come on down to Lazy Susan's ?

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? If you're in the mood for gumbo ?

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? And you like your drinks with rum-o ?

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? Then it's time to have some fun-o ?

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I don't know how they put up with this.

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- ? It's Lazy Susan's time ?
- Mom's on a lot of pills.

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Whoo!

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Okay, Nelson, I think we've got it,

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but let's just get a few more takes,

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- just to be on the safe si...
- Wow.

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So, I guess what's left
is to talk numbers?

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Well, uh, before your father
and I invest in this... thing,

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- we need to talk in private.
- Yes.

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Ohh! I see. You want
to get together your offer.

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All right.

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But if you think you're
gonna take more than 49%,

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you got another thing coming.

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All right.

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I was just kidding.

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I love you guys.

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Love you.

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Hey, Sam. So, this is weird,

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but it looks like the theater
we were gonna go to tonight

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is on fire.

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Is everyone okay?

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No. A lot of people died.

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- Oh, God.
- So, is there anything else

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you might want to do tonight?

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This is gonna sound weird, but, uh,

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two tickets to a basketball
game landed on my head.

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- What?
- Yeah, I was eating lunch,

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and a crow dropped them on me.

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They look like pretty good seats.

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Okay.

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Should we do that?

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Sure.

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Nice.

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- What?
- I just...

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How can we even be sure they're
going to end up on camera?

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All right, there's gonna be dozens

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of other couples going to this game.

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Actually, there's...

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- 212.
- Right.

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So there's virtually no chance

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of Sam and Laura getting picked.

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Craig's right.

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- We need to cull the herd.
- What?

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We take out all the other
couples, by any means necessary.

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- Good job, Craig.
- Amazing work.

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- This is really great.
- Thanks?

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Thank you.

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The good news is
that we are very proud of you.

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And we love that you have... ideas.

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- Great.
- That being said,

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with the market being what it is,

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we just don't think now is a good time

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for us to invest in anything.

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What about them?

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You invest in their stuff all the time.

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Well, uh...

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we just think the concept
for your restaurant...

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might be difficult to execute.

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Oh, well, I mean,
if you have any notes at all,

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I mean, big or small,
I'm... I'm totally open.

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Well, if you're asking for
notes, um, the "food claw"...

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Yeah, the claw stays.
I'm married to the claw.

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You lose the claw,
and you're compromising

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the integrity of Lazy Susan's.

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I mean...

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"Get rid of the claw," she says.

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Anything else?

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All right, guys. Keep it up.

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Only a few couples left.

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Come on, baby.

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Nice work, Eliza.

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Aah!

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Aah! Aah! No!

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Ah! Great job, Rosie.

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I can't go to the game.

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I have diarrhea.

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Sanjay, gross.

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That wasn't me.
That guy just has diarrhea.

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Oh.

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Well, anyway, we're in great shape.

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Look.

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Not as many people as I expected.

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Yeah, looks like we have this entire row

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to ourselves.

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Maybe these are bad teams?

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That's okay.

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Honestly, I don't know that
much about basketball anyway.

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Me neither.

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I was just gonna
start cheering for the team

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that you started cheering for.

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Wait. That was my plan, too.

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- Cheers?
- Cheers.

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Ahh.

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You know, I'm glad
those tickets fell on your head.

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This is fun.

219
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You're not bored?

220
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I think you could have
taken me anywhere tonight,

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and I wouldn't have been bored.

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No, okay. I think we should
disable the Kiss Camera.

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Craig. No. They are getting
there on their own.

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They don't need any extra pressure.

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The Kiss Cam's gonna work.

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I mean, think about it.

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Put yourself in Sam's shoes.

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How so?

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Imagine you're, like, this lonely guy,

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not a lot of friends, socially awkward,

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everyone thinks you're weird.

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Okay, I will imagine that.

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And then one day, out of
the blue, this girl shows up,

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and you think she's the coolest
person you've ever met.

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Right, yes. And the more
you spend time with her,

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the more you realize this girl kicks ass.

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She's awesome. You really like her.

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Okay. And it builds, and it builds

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until, one night, she's
sitting right next to you...

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like, as close as I am to you right now.

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- Mm-hmm.
- And everyone's looking.

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You'd go for it. Right?

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Well, no, not necessarily.

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Not if I was unsure
about how she felt about me,

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or was scared to death
of losing her as a friend,

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and also pretty frightened
of her in general.

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- What?
- What?

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Anyway, let's put it to a vote.

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Um, all against.

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All for.

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Okay, well, I suppose I have no choice

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but to accept the will of the group.

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This is a democracy, after all,

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so, yeah, consider the matter settled.

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- Craig!
- Whoa!

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- Hold on!
- What the

257
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No! You're wrong! These are
two very shy people!

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- Oh!
- I'm sorry.

259
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I'm very sorry. That was unprofessional.

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And I'm completely out of line.

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Frankly, I am ashamed of myself.

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- No!
- Oh!

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- You open that cabinet!
- No!

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- Yes.
- No, you'll ruin this!

265
00:10:46,921 --> 00:10:49,299
Do not put me in there! No!

266
00:10:49,323 --> 00:10:51,367
- Get him in.
- No! No, no!

267
00:10:51,391 --> 00:10:54,237
Ah, you're making a huge mistake!

268
00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:56,048
Let's get back to work.

269
00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:58,709
You guys, I... I

270
00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:01,244
I-I don't get the hesitation, right?

271
00:11:01,268 --> 00:11:02,512
You love the concept.

272
00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:03,868
And there's hardly any overhead.

273
00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:06,182
There's no tables, no waiters,

274
00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:07,872
no bathrooms, no walls...

275
00:11:07,874 --> 00:11:09,786
Why aren't there any bathrooms?

276
00:11:10,056 --> 00:11:11,922
Well, because it's a lazy river.

277
00:11:12,245 --> 00:11:13,672
So people would just...

278
00:11:13,696 --> 00:11:15,273
Yeah. They just go.

279
00:11:16,032 --> 00:11:19,099
Son, I'm not sure this is for us.

280
00:11:19,101 --> 00:11:20,279
Why?

281
00:11:20,303 --> 00:11:23,303
It just seems like
a... a very ambitious project,

282
00:11:23,305 --> 00:11:24,416
and we're worried...

283
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,285
That you might not be able to handle it.

284
00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:29,888
Whoa.

285
00:11:29,912 --> 00:11:31,800
Y-You don't think I can do this?

286
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,028
You think I'm not... good enough?

287
00:11:36,052 --> 00:11:38,185
You think there's
something wrong with me?

288
00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:39,832
No. No, sweetie,

289
00:11:39,856 --> 00:11:41,500
that's not what we were saying at all!

290
00:11:41,524 --> 00:11:44,903
No, no, no, no. We... We...
We love the river restaurant.

291
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:46,505
Really?

292
00:11:46,529 --> 00:11:48,707
Yep. Count us in, champ.

293
00:11:48,731 --> 00:11:50,193
Okay, good!

294
00:11:50,933 --> 00:11:53,133
Now, for the first
10 locations, I've budgeted...

295
00:11:53,135 --> 00:11:55,447
- Are you kidding me?
- You're gonna bankroll this?!

296
00:11:55,471 --> 00:11:56,937
He's very passionate about it.

297
00:11:56,939 --> 00:11:58,184
It... It seems unique.

298
00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,052
That's just what you said
about the Earth.

299
00:12:00,076 --> 00:12:02,254
Okay, wait. This is way
different from the Earth.

300
00:12:02,278 --> 00:12:04,256
Mom, it's not. It's the same thing.

301
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,792
Just another water circle
with people scrambling for food

302
00:12:06,816 --> 00:12:08,260
and shitting everywhere!

303
00:12:08,284 --> 00:12:09,284
Look.

304
00:12:11,908 --> 00:12:13,732
Remember when he pitched this?

305
00:12:13,756 --> 00:12:15,401
It was insane.

306
00:12:15,425 --> 00:12:16,602
It makes no sense.

307
00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:19,405
But we haaaad to be supportive
'cause he's the baby.

308
00:12:19,429 --> 00:12:21,273
Yeah, let's just forget
that he flunked out of school

309
00:12:21,297 --> 00:12:23,609
and write him a blank check
to start his own planet.

310
00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:26,100
Hey, I started nine planets.

311
00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,768
Yeah, well, you only got
one of them to work.

312
00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:29,451
Kids, that's enough.

313
00:12:29,476 --> 00:12:30,920
Your brother tried his best.

314
00:12:30,945 --> 00:12:32,316
That's what makes it so sad.

315
00:12:32,341 --> 00:12:33,852
You guys are being too harsh.

316
00:12:33,910 --> 00:12:36,377
How bad can Turd possibly be?

317
00:12:36,379 --> 00:12:37,690
We'll tell you.

318
00:12:42,385 --> 00:12:44,096
Oh!

319
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,698
Whoo!

320
00:12:55,085 --> 00:12:58,110
What-What-What-What.
What the what?!

321
00:12:58,134 --> 00:13:01,447
It's time for the Jammin' 103 Kiss Cam!

322
00:13:01,471 --> 00:13:05,840
Brought to you by
T.J. and Piggie In The Morning.

323
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,844
Ooh, there's a cozy-looking couple.

324
00:13:12,204 --> 00:13:14,192
Ho-ho! A little shy, I guess.

325
00:13:14,216 --> 00:13:16,016
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

326
00:13:16,018 --> 00:13:17,930
- Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
- Come on. Kiss her.

327
00:13:17,954 --> 00:13:19,465
Come on. Get it over with.

328
00:13:19,489 --> 00:13:23,223
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

329
00:13:23,225 --> 00:13:25,003
Craig was right. They're choking.

330
00:13:25,027 --> 00:13:27,262
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

331
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,378
You guys, it's gonna be fine, okay?

332
00:13:33,402 --> 00:13:35,506
Just relax. They're gonna do it.

333
00:13:35,531 --> 00:13:37,182
Wait, what the hell is this now?!

334
00:13:37,206 --> 00:13:40,207
Uh-oh.
Look who's on the prowl!

335
00:13:40,209 --> 00:13:42,321
Here comes a real stud, folks.

336
00:13:42,345 --> 00:13:45,124
It's M.C. Dunks. Go get 'em, Dunks!

337
00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:50,529
Looks like M.C. Dunks wants a smooch.

338
00:13:50,553 --> 00:13:53,332
Damn it, M.C. Dunks! Get away from them.

339
00:13:53,356 --> 00:13:57,136
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.

340
00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:00,461
I said, "Get... away"!

341
00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:04,409
Oh!

342
00:14:05,084 --> 00:14:06,670
Aah! Help!

343
00:14:06,672 --> 00:14:08,085
- Ohh! Oh, help!
- Oh!

344
00:14:08,087 --> 00:14:09,148
- Oh!
- Oh, God.

345
00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:10,615
- Oh. Aah!
- Hey, man.

346
00:14:10,639 --> 00:14:12,017
- What are you... What...
- Hey, you gotta help me.

347
00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,162
What are you talking about?!

348
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,241
- Oh, my...
- Help me!

349
00:14:14,243 --> 00:14:15,154
- What? Stop!
- Please!

350
00:14:15,178 --> 00:14:16,755
- Aah!
- Oh!

351
00:14:20,307 --> 00:14:23,428
M.C. Dunks is dead.

352
00:14:23,452 --> 00:14:25,042
He's dead!

353
00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:26,444
They killed him.

354
00:14:26,469 --> 00:14:27,913
Murderers!

355
00:14:30,727 --> 00:14:32,890
- They're leaving the arena.
- It's over.

356
00:14:37,730 --> 00:14:39,178
Explain cows.

357
00:14:39,202 --> 00:14:40,445
I don't want to do this anymore.

358
00:14:40,469 --> 00:14:42,114
Tell Mom and Dad what a cow is.

359
00:14:42,138 --> 00:14:44,499
It's like a big dog
you can drink from.

360
00:14:44,524 --> 00:14:45,835
And what's a dog?

361
00:14:46,009 --> 00:14:48,453
A small cow you can be friends with.

362
00:14:48,477 --> 00:14:50,856
Tell them about giraffes.

363
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:53,125
What's a giraffe?

364
00:14:53,149 --> 00:14:54,882
It's just a tall dog with...

365
00:14:54,884 --> 00:14:56,529
Louder. Speak up.

366
00:14:57,072 --> 00:15:00,333
Tall dog with a leg for a neck.

367
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:02,267
What is going on?
What is happening?

368
00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:04,803
Are... Are these real animals?

369
00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:07,406
You made all these things?

370
00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:10,676
This is what you did with
the 4 grand we gave you?!

371
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:11,677
T-T-That's it. I'm done.

372
00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:13,746
I-I'm not talking about this anymore.

373
00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:15,102
We're almost finished.

374
00:15:15,104 --> 00:15:17,233
Explain your pièce de résistance.

375
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:19,418
Explain humans.

376
00:15:19,442 --> 00:15:21,620
Oh, come on, Ricky. Just stop it!

377
00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:22,710
You made your point.

378
00:15:22,712 --> 00:15:24,757
These creatures live on his planet.

379
00:15:24,781 --> 00:15:28,293
But only on the surface, because
he forgot to build the middle.

380
00:15:28,317 --> 00:15:30,495
So the inside is just fire.

381
00:15:30,519 --> 00:15:34,166
Anyway, these humans are born
nude... like, fully naked.

382
00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:35,522
He gave them no instructions,

383
00:15:35,524 --> 00:15:36,888
and they just do whatever they want.

384
00:15:36,913 --> 00:15:37,995
What do you mean?

385
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,598
He gave them free will.

386
00:15:40,423 --> 00:15:42,775
Son, is this true?

387
00:15:42,799 --> 00:15:44,710
Why would you do that?

388
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,645
I thought it would make them happy.

389
00:15:46,669 --> 00:15:48,247
I thought, with all that freedom,

390
00:15:48,271 --> 00:15:51,050
they... they could do great things.

391
00:15:52,390 --> 00:15:55,037
Instead, they... they
just mostly ended up...

392
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,483
like me.

393
00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:02,116
Ah...

394
00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:13,581
It was supposed to be better.

395
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:28,514
? Mr. Mop and Mrs. Bucket ?

396
00:16:28,539 --> 00:16:29,922
? You live on a shelf ?

397
00:16:29,946 --> 00:16:31,924
? One is wet, and one is dry ?

398
00:16:31,948 --> 00:16:33,814
? And you are both my friends ?

399
00:16:33,816 --> 00:16:35,585
- ? Mr. Mop and Mrs... ?
- Hey.

400
00:16:35,587 --> 00:16:37,796
So, um...

401
00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:40,440
I'm sorry we put you in the cabinet.

402
00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:42,068
No, I'm... I'm sorry.

403
00:16:42,092 --> 00:16:44,070
And, also, guys,
I've been thinking about it,

404
00:16:44,094 --> 00:16:45,626
and you're absolutely right.

405
00:16:45,628 --> 00:16:47,827
The Kiss Cam really is our best shot.

406
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,419
- It failed.
- Oh.

407
00:16:52,569 --> 00:16:54,813
I mean, m-maybe it's not all bad.

408
00:16:54,837 --> 00:16:56,749
I mean, traumatic events
bring people together,

409
00:16:56,773 --> 00:16:58,771
so... so maybe Sam and Laura
can bond over this.

410
00:16:58,772 --> 00:17:00,749
Right? Maybe?

411
00:17:02,171 --> 00:17:04,819
That was horrible.

412
00:17:05,032 --> 00:17:06,209
Yeah.

413
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:09,235
So, uh, I guess you want to go home now.

414
00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:10,959
What do you mean?

415
00:17:11,556 --> 00:17:13,049
Well, um, I don't know.

416
00:17:13,051 --> 00:17:14,651
Because you just said
that you were having

417
00:17:14,653 --> 00:17:16,899
- a horrible time, so...
- That's not what I said.

418
00:17:16,923 --> 00:17:18,855
Well, that's what it sounded
like you said.

419
00:17:18,857 --> 00:17:21,503
Okay, well, sounds like
you want to go home.

420
00:17:21,527 --> 00:17:23,171
What? What do you mean?

421
00:17:23,195 --> 00:17:25,707
Like, you're the one who keeps
talking about going home, so...

422
00:17:25,731 --> 00:17:26,909
Well, that's 'cause I-I was thinking

423
00:17:26,933 --> 00:17:28,443
that you wanted to go home.

424
00:17:29,323 --> 00:17:31,434
W-Well, I kind of do, now.

425
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,621
Okay, fine. So, um...

426
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,874
I'm going home.

427
00:17:37,876 --> 00:17:39,654
Okay, fine. Go home.

428
00:17:39,678 --> 00:17:41,621
I'll go home. We'll both go home.

429
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,526
Okay.

430
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:46,261
Good night.

431
00:17:46,285 --> 00:17:48,130
Okay.

432
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,664
Bye.

433
00:17:58,752 --> 00:17:59,990
Goodbye.

434
00:18:11,161 --> 00:18:12,821
You know what?

435
00:18:12,845 --> 00:18:14,823
No. I'm not giving up.

436
00:18:14,847 --> 00:18:16,491
Son, it's a bad restaurant.

437
00:18:16,515 --> 00:18:18,693
I'm not talking about Lazy Susan's.

438
00:18:18,717 --> 00:18:20,895
I know my planet is weird.

439
00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:23,792
I mean, it's frozen
on the top and bottom,

440
00:18:23,817 --> 00:18:26,034
and the sky changes colors,

441
00:18:26,058 --> 00:18:28,303
and people, they don't know
what they're doing,

442
00:18:28,327 --> 00:18:29,526
and they mess up a lot.

443
00:18:29,528 --> 00:18:31,573
But I love it.

444
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:34,443
And I'm proud of it.

445
00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:36,511
And, come on. Giraffes are cool.

446
00:18:36,535 --> 00:18:38,447
I mean, if you don't get giraffes,

447
00:18:38,471 --> 00:18:40,649
if you can't find the joy

448
00:18:40,673 --> 00:18:42,917
in a tall dog with a leg for a neck,

449
00:18:42,941 --> 00:18:44,919
then I feel sorry for you.

450
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,544
I mean, you guys
can pick on me all you want.

451
00:18:47,546 --> 00:18:49,191
But don't pick on Earth.

452
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,460
'Cause it's here to stay.

453
00:18:51,484 --> 00:18:52,949
I'm not gonna blow it up.

454
00:18:52,951 --> 00:18:54,578
You were gonna blow it up?

455
00:18:54,602 --> 00:18:57,065
Well, yeah. I got
this whole gold-ball thing

456
00:18:57,089 --> 00:19:00,618
that is setting off this
asteroid that's coming to...

457
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,605
You know what? It's over your head.

458
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:12,481
How are we gonna fix this?

459
00:19:22,532 --> 00:19:24,359
Did someone order a miracle?

460
00:19:24,794 --> 00:19:26,012
The bet's off.

461
00:19:26,195 --> 00:19:28,052
I'm here to save the world.

462
00:19:30,456 --> 00:19:33,677
O-Okay. Okay.

463
00:19:35,528 --> 00:19:37,706
- Oh, um, it's not gonna...
- Ah.

464
00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:39,596
Okay.

465
00:19:39,598 --> 00:19:42,199
- Ah.
- Ah! Aah.

466
00:19:42,201 --> 00:19:43,400
- Oh, no!
- Aah!

467
00:19:43,402 --> 00:19:44,379
- Don't hurt yourself.
- Stop it.

468
00:19:44,403 --> 00:19:46,715
That's just... Okay.

469
00:19:46,739 --> 00:19:47,982
Whew! Damn it. Rosie!

470
00:19:48,284 --> 00:19:50,262
It's sealed... permanently.

471
00:19:50,287 --> 00:19:51,473
Remember?

472
00:19:51,498 --> 00:19:52,974
Shit.

473
00:19:54,909 --> 00:19:56,009
Okay.

474
00:19:57,616 --> 00:19:59,450
Oh, how's this thing going?

475
00:20:07,842 --> 00:20:10,418
A basketball game
became a horror show tonight

476
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:13,666
when a beloved mascot
died in screaming agony

477
00:20:13,691 --> 00:20:15,269
in front of hundreds of fans.

478
00:20:15,294 --> 00:20:18,492
James "M.C. Dunks" Morowitz
collapsed suddenly

479
00:20:18,516 --> 00:20:21,095
during tonight's game
due to what doctors diagnosed

480
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,831
as an "explosive rupture
of the appendix."

481
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:26,500
The mascot has already been
permanently retired,

482
00:20:26,524 --> 00:20:29,769
as psychologists believe
even seeing his image

483
00:20:29,794 --> 00:20:33,106
may trigger scarring flashbacks
for those unlucky enough

484
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:35,284
to have witnessed his nightmarish demise.

485
00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:38,267
Sports, ironically, is next.

486
00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:44,873
credits