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Time for a story.

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'Cause sometimes,

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people need reminding of things.

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Help him remind the people who you are.

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The choice is yours.

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Evolve...

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...or die.

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I guess I believe in him.

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I wanna believe in you.

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Zorya Vechernyaya...

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Do you know how beautiful you look?

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Your tongue is a wicked thing.

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Nobody's ever complained about my tongue.

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I can't sell war
without my best salesman.

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Find Media...

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Let them know what real sacrifice...

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...feels like.

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Shadow!

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Is this what it takes?

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Is this... what it takes?

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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My name is Mr. Town.

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Where am I?

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No, the question, Shadow, isn't "where."

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It's "why?"

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This is not good.

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There's... much to be done.

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The bell must ring. Mirrors covered.

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Windows opened.
We must sprinkle the holy salt,

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Czernobog. We will summon the next Zorya.

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Votan!

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You let the dust of the old star

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slip right through your fingers, huh?

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There are no more believers
left for Zorya.

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So there will be no more life for her.

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But I know a new star

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will soon rise from the horizon.

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And the hound's gate will rest

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in the hands of this newborn star.

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We must pray that she's up to the task.

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If not,

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this country will be barren of believers.

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First a whimper, then a crescendo.

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You will have your vengeance, my friends.

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When my hammer swings,

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the earth will tremble...

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...the mountains will break,
and the ocean will rise,

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and our enemies will be banished

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to the deepest darkness
of the nine hells.

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Votan...

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this country... is no good.

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You have your war, Grimnir.

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Mama-ji, you hear the battle cries.
May I count on your blades?

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You brought the fight to my doorstep.

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I have no choice but
to resume the lopping of heads,

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drinking of blood,
and liberating of souls.

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That is, if I can swap
my weekend shift with Arjun.

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Hey, what's the plan?

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This is so stupid. We're wasting time.

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Oh, let 'em lament.

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Shadow was taken.

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We don't have time for a
fucking wake in a parking lot.

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Might be no coming back for that one.

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Yeah, no shit. She's dead.

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Dead does not seem to be as
final as you are implying.

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Ifrit, Grimnir needs you
in Mitchell, at the Corn Palace;

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ask for Old Iktomi.

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To what end?

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Gungnir.

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Gungnir?

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His fucking spear.

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You're getting Fire-eyes and the fairy

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to fetch your fucking spear for ya?

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What do you plan to do about Shadow?

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He'll be fine. Great battles
require great preparation.

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And sacrifice to you.

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You don't give a shit about him.

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Oh, I very much give a shit.

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Just have faith in your man.

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My favorite Tammy Wynette song. Shotgun!

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Oh, now Spiderman's ridin' with ya?

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You keep givin' away my fucking seats.

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What happened to our arrangement?

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Well, you two make such a great pair,

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it seems a shame to split you up.

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And Laura seems to feel
Shadow needs saving,

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so go help save Shadow.

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I will not be dyin' in battle
over Shadow fucking Moon.

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A problem of your own making.

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You are the biggest,
most unlucky leprechaun

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- I have ever met!
- Bugger off!

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Bugger yourself off, bitch!

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What a cunt.

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Allahu Akbar.

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Do you need money? For the bus?

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- I'm coming with you.
- No.

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Where Wednesday wants
me to go is dangerous.

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Then why risk your life for him?

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Allah would not want you
to sacrifice for Wednesday.

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I believe in what I'm doing
even if you do not.

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You're not coming with me?

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Nope, I'm goin' with my coin.

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Grimnir's takin' up arms.

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That means there's a battle at hand.

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And you're fucking crazy if you think
I'm going to war without my luck.

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Well, I guess you should
steal us a car, then.

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You do the pickin', I'll do the pluckin'.

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If you get in my way,

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the gods are gonna be
planning your funeral.

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Best they already are, love.

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Best they already are.

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We couldn't find any records

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of any family

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other than your mother
and your late wife.

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You know what that makes you, Shadow? Hm?

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Just another bastard.

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A nobody. A nobody who went to prison

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for a botched casino heist
and aggravated assault.

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Now...

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I know they had guns on your wife.

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So, does that make the career
criminal a-a good guy?

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Although, not quite
good enough, apparently,

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because you couldn't keep your wife

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from sucking your best friend's cock.

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You want to stay in your lane.

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You're one tough
motherfucker, Shadow Moon.

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I'll give you that.

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Is that why Cargo needs you? Hmm?

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I don't know who the fuck Cargo is.

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He calls himself All-Father.

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Grimm.

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He goes by the name... Wednesday.

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And you, my friend, you've been
traveling with him for weeks.

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I'm just a bodyguard, okay?

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He doesn't tell me anything.

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Let me ask you a question.
When somebody...

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when somebody tells you to rob a
casino, or a bank, then you do it.

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When someone tells you
to join the Old Gods

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in a secret war against the New Gods,

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then you do it.

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You are always just going
with the flow, Shadow.

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And I need to know, why?
Why the fuck is that?

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Hmm?

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Curious spirit.

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It could be, Shadow,

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that you have forgotten
how to tell the truth.

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Now that's a mighty woman with a torch.

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She was a Roman goddess. Libertas.

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"Give me your tired, your poor,

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your huddled masses yearning to be free."

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France gave her to the founders,

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same as they gave democracy.

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And pulled America's butt out
of the fire in the Revolution.

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We've paid 'em back.

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You're not French, Shadow.
Don't forget that.

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Yeah, a home, I don't know.

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I had to leave to spread her message.

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So, why is this my first time back?

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Her dream isn't for us.

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Liberty can't help but judge us
by the color of our skin.

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The history we remind them of.

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Doesn't have to be like that.

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Scientists call it hormesis.

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A little bit of poison
to make you stronger.

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Your light is strong, my beautiful son.

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I don't think I'm gonna like it here.

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One summer.

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Then we're back on the world tour.

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You know, you could show a little
gratitude every now and then.

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- Might improve your luck.
- I don't believe in luck.

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- I don't. I'm an atheist.
- Ugh.

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God, is a fairy tale for grown-ups.

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Well, you're in the fairy tale
now, aren't ya?

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He is definitely moving.

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Turn here.

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You things are not gods, by the way.

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You're made by people.

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People who need answers

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and they're too fucking lazy
to look for them themselves.

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I mean, who the fuck
ever needed a leprechaun?

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You take and you take and you take

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and what do you give back
to people? Nothing.

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You are monsters under the bed,
just fucking with human lives.

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Pot, kettle, black!

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And God didn't fuck up your life;

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you did a great job of
that all by yourself.

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Well, it was my life to fuck up!

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Indeed it was, and you fucked
the shit out of it, didn't ya?

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Fucked up your husband's life as well.

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Got him sent to prison.

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And then, when he was payin'
his penance for you,

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ya sucked all over
his best friend's knob.

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I don't know what
kind of syphilitic time period

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spawned leprechauns,

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but in my world, infidelity does
not warrant a death sentence.

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Where I'm from, it's the greatest sin.

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To betray your sworn true love

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- is the crime of a coward...
- Cow.

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You're welcome.

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Fuck!

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It's unfortunate that
none of your compatriots

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were moved by your pitch, Queen Bilquis.

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It was beautiful. Elegant.

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Everything that you are.

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Your attack will only work against you.

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Make it easier for Odin

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to convince those who were
on the fence to join his cause.

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The Old Gods will scatter,

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hiding their heads in the depths.

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Only to sprout anew and find me waiting.

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The way to kill Wednesday's hydra

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is to lasso their necks

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and chop them all at once.

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Miss and they will come back stronger.

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The ghost of Zorya Vechernyaya knows

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that Mr. World doesn't miss.

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I have no place on your battlefield.

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Love is the most powerful weapon of war.

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War tears lovers asunder.

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Love and war may sit
on opposite sides of a coin,

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but only so they may never meet.

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I will not fight for you.

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The Old Gods see you as a traitor.

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Complicit in the death of their kin.

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And you shun the gods of progress,

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so I wonder,

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if you don't choose a side,

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will you be trampled by both?

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Damn it.

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You gonna fold that or fuck it?

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I'm gonna fuck it.

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Aaah!

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You know, Mr. World wants to know why

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Mr. Wednesday has put so much
trust in a petty con man.

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Why Mr. Wednesday would bring
a nobody like you

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into his tribe.

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He doesn't tell me anything.

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The awakening man was
on the way to himself.

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Is there a book that you haven't read?

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A good book is a loyal
and constant friend.

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Jerry and I might...

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grab a drink later.

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You know, he has bad taste in music.

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How do I look?

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Age appropriate.

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If you go outside,
Bushwick has territories.

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Not every place is the same place.

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Love your light, my beautiful son.

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Hey, I'm Shadow.

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Are you guys from around here?

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You talk funny...

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...like a white boy. Where you from?

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France.

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France?

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Yeah, Europe?

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Bitch, I know where France is.

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You think I'm stupid, huh, white boy?

263
00:23:01,391 --> 00:23:02,847
You think you're better than me?

264
00:23:02,871 --> 00:23:04,177
Yo, I'm not white.

265
00:23:06,614 --> 00:23:08,896
Man, you should've stayed
your bitch ass in France.

266
00:23:25,981 --> 00:23:27,702
You best stay in your lane.

267
00:23:37,601 --> 00:23:41,184
I'm gonna need a lot more than this
to keep me from beatin' your ass.

268
00:23:41,209 --> 00:23:42,342
Huh?

269
00:24:16,901 --> 00:24:21,210
Those boys and those cops,
they want the same things we do:

270
00:24:22,319 --> 00:24:24,551
to be valued, to matter in this world.

271
00:24:25,170 --> 00:24:26,761
And to feel some love.

272
00:24:27,476 --> 00:24:28,869
But they don't even know me.

273
00:24:29,087 --> 00:24:30,939
They think they do.

274
00:24:30,963 --> 00:24:34,267
Their whole life they've been
hearing a story about who you are.

275
00:24:35,442 --> 00:24:37,444
And you're the enemy in that story.

276
00:24:38,532 --> 00:24:40,664
One who will take what they have.

277
00:24:41,408 --> 00:24:43,111
Keep them from getting what they want.

278
00:24:43,624 --> 00:24:44,818
But that's not me.

279
00:24:44,842 --> 00:24:46,148
It doesn't matter.

280
00:24:47,124 --> 00:24:50,258
Most things people believe
about the world are lies.

281
00:24:51,795 --> 00:24:54,289
But you know the truth
of who you are, Shadow.

282
00:24:56,985 --> 00:24:59,292
Yeah. Not all of it.

283
00:25:04,452 --> 00:25:05,540
He's dead.

284
00:25:06,277 --> 00:25:07,583
Who was he?

285
00:25:08,562 --> 00:25:11,598
Dead and gone, nothing to miss.

286
00:25:31,628 --> 00:25:33,040
Come on.

287
00:25:33,064 --> 00:25:36,740
Come on.

288
00:25:36,764 --> 00:25:40,265
Come on.

289
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,701
You had a drink with Jerry.

290
00:25:43,379 --> 00:25:45,966
I don't need to be drunk
to dance with my son.

291
00:26:19,091 --> 00:26:22,089
Jesus, woman, are there any
flies in the state of Wisconsin

292
00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:23,177
that aren't flocking to ya?

293
00:26:23,201 --> 00:26:24,551
Just change the fucking tire.

294
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:31,882
- Ah! Fuck! Get it off!
- I'm trying!

295
00:26:31,906 --> 00:26:33,318
- It's on my fucking foot!
- I'm trying!

296
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:34,580
- Pick it up!
- I'm trying!

297
00:26:39,914 --> 00:26:41,306
Fuck!

298
00:26:47,977 --> 00:26:49,805
You better stop lollygagging.

299
00:26:50,554 --> 00:26:52,293
Otherwise, Shadow's better off
savin' himself.

300
00:26:52,317 --> 00:26:53,512
I'm lifting an entire car.

301
00:26:53,536 --> 00:26:55,427
Yeah? Last week, you could've lifted

302
00:26:55,451 --> 00:26:57,124
an entire fuckin' elephant!

303
00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,412
Two fuckin' elephants
if my nuts are the judge.

304
00:27:00,978 --> 00:27:02,415
Hang on.

305
00:27:05,505 --> 00:27:07,245
All right. Let 'er down.

306
00:27:20,345 --> 00:27:21,782
- Can you not?
- What?

307
00:27:22,478 --> 00:27:24,413
Hover over me like a vulture.

308
00:27:24,437 --> 00:27:27,546
Pffft!

309
00:27:27,570 --> 00:27:28,693
I wasn't.

310
00:27:30,355 --> 00:27:33,683
Just relax, okay? You'll get
your fucking coin back.

311
00:27:33,707 --> 00:27:36,163
Either I fall apart
and you take it from me,

312
00:27:36,187 --> 00:27:37,836
or I get my life back

313
00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:40,830
and I will gladly
cram it down your throat.

314
00:27:43,056 --> 00:27:44,666
If you truly want your life back,

315
00:27:45,719 --> 00:27:47,305
I might have another option for ya.

316
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:53,553
There's a devil in the French
Quarter of New Orleans.

317
00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:55,618
Haven't seen him in a donkey's age.

318
00:27:55,642 --> 00:27:58,098
Yeah, there was also a woman in Kentucky.

319
00:27:58,122 --> 00:28:00,884
None better with the spice
of life than the old Baron.

320
00:28:00,908 --> 00:28:02,811
And that's a good thing for me?

321
00:28:03,388 --> 00:28:04,564
Price'll be steep.

322
00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:07,607
How badly you want it?

323
00:28:08,437 --> 00:28:10,485
I will literally do anything.

324
00:28:13,877 --> 00:28:15,156
After we get Shadow.

325
00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:27,456
This motherfucker asked me
if I want something to eat.

326
00:28:28,152 --> 00:28:30,285
And then he gets in the car

327
00:28:31,112 --> 00:28:34,419
with a bucket of fried fucking chicken.

328
00:28:51,698 --> 00:28:53,240
Where'd the chicken go?

329
00:28:53,264 --> 00:28:56,281
Oh, it was so good.
Thank you for that. Thank you.

330
00:28:56,790 --> 00:28:58,855
- You ate it all?
- Mm-hmm.

331
00:29:07,191 --> 00:29:11,389
Media! Oh, Media!

332
00:29:11,413 --> 00:29:13,798
Come out, come out, wherever you are.

333
00:29:14,851 --> 00:29:17,854
All this normy noise is making me itch.

334
00:29:18,420 --> 00:29:19,507
- Hey!
- _

335
00:29:19,512 --> 00:29:21,079
I see you.

336
00:29:21,771 --> 00:29:24,252
Come on. Mr. World wants you.

337
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,583
"We can't drive into the future
using only our rearview mirror."

338
00:29:30,824 --> 00:29:33,026
No shit. Come on. Get in the car.

339
00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:36,433
_

340
00:29:36,438 --> 00:29:39,548
Twentieth century is ancient history,

341
00:29:39,572 --> 00:29:41,960
like the faces you wear.

342
00:29:42,009 --> 00:29:44,814
Bowie and Marilyn and I Love Lucy.

343
00:29:44,838 --> 00:29:49,542
They are so fucking retro.
And art? Art is irrelevant!

344
00:29:50,459 --> 00:29:52,597
Art is the most valuable means of insight

345
00:29:52,622 --> 00:29:55,215
into the direction of
our collective purpose.

346
00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:58,871
You're looking for insight.

347
00:29:58,895 --> 00:30:01,395
The appetite for distraction is infinite.

348
00:30:01,419 --> 00:30:04,050
You're looking for insight.

349
00:30:04,074 --> 00:30:05,922
I can choke them with trivia.

350
00:30:05,946 --> 00:30:07,967
Drown them in passive pleasures,

351
00:30:07,991 --> 00:30:10,980
and devastate their
spirituality with baby talk.

352
00:30:12,387 --> 00:30:14,408
Wednesday scared the shit outta you

353
00:30:14,432 --> 00:30:16,933
so now you're back in school.

354
00:30:16,957 --> 00:30:18,850
There is no distinction between education

355
00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:19,947
and entertainment.

356
00:30:19,971 --> 00:30:21,677
I am adapting, learning to survive.

357
00:30:21,701 --> 00:30:24,027
If I go back empty-handed,

358
00:30:24,051 --> 00:30:26,551
he'll downvote my ass to obsolete!

359
00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:28,838
I will not launch before I'm prepared.

360
00:30:29,622 --> 00:30:31,512
World needs you back, right now!

361
00:30:31,536 --> 00:30:33,210
Get your incomprehensively aggravated...

362
00:30:33,234 --> 00:30:34,365
Good-bye.

363
00:30:40,937 --> 00:30:42,504
Fatal flaw.

364
00:30:43,548 --> 00:30:45,507
Underestimating me.

365
00:30:46,856 --> 00:30:49,816
You think you can ghost in my machine?

366
00:30:51,513 --> 00:30:54,448
I am mankind's greatest achievement.

367
00:30:54,472 --> 00:30:56,581
I am the compass rose.

368
00:30:56,605 --> 00:31:01,368
I am fucking binary.

369
00:31:01,392 --> 00:31:05,118
Without me, shit don't spin.

370
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,898
You can't hide, so lick your wounds,

371
00:31:08,922 --> 00:31:11,988
strap on whichever do
makes you feel the mostest,

372
00:31:12,012 --> 00:31:15,450
put your face on, and come out! Come out!

373
00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:18,089
Mr. World needs you.

374
00:31:21,499 --> 00:31:25,346
Do not make me hunt you.

375
00:31:27,664 --> 00:31:29,318
Out of respect,

376
00:31:30,903 --> 00:31:32,643
I'm gonna give you a minute.

377
00:31:35,470 --> 00:31:36,558
Good talk.

378
00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:48,344
Fuck!

379
00:32:00,887 --> 00:32:02,952
Dr. Kacinszky, please report to Oncology.

380
00:32:02,976 --> 00:32:04,891
Dr. Kacinszky to Oncology.

381
00:32:14,253 --> 00:32:16,124
It shouldn't be too much longer.

382
00:32:16,641 --> 00:32:18,774
I know. It's been a long day.

383
00:32:19,557 --> 00:32:20,950
The test should be back soon.

384
00:32:21,785 --> 00:32:22,917
Thank you.

385
00:32:45,714 --> 00:32:47,194
You make it look like magic.

386
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,674
That's the funny thing about magic.

387
00:32:51,633 --> 00:32:53,766
It takes years of practice.

388
00:32:55,158 --> 00:32:56,521
For most people.

389
00:33:56,350 --> 00:33:58,961
No. I don't want him
to live in the States.

390
00:34:00,571 --> 00:34:02,295
There's nothing here for him.

391
00:34:06,273 --> 00:34:08,384
But I raised him around the world.

392
00:34:11,060 --> 00:34:15,064
I am fighting! I've been fighting
every day of my goddamn life!

393
00:34:17,153 --> 00:34:19,199
I don't know how much longer I have.

394
00:34:20,548 --> 00:34:22,178
Hey, hey!

395
00:34:22,202 --> 00:34:23,943
Where do you think you're going?!

396
00:34:25,118 --> 00:34:26,554
Yo, speak English, motherfucker.

397
00:36:15,054 --> 00:36:16,707
This isn't who you are.

398
00:36:17,970 --> 00:36:19,319
The kid was getting beat up.

399
00:36:20,285 --> 00:36:21,906
He needed help. I was just
trying to protect him.

400
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:23,603
You were looking for trouble.

401
00:36:27,283 --> 00:36:29,938
It doesn't matter where you are.

402
00:36:32,245 --> 00:36:33,831
You're here now.

403
00:36:33,855 --> 00:36:37,119
If you put anger out there,
it will come back tenfold.

404
00:36:38,251 --> 00:36:40,011
You're different.

405
00:36:40,035 --> 00:36:43,169
There's a light in you that is
stronger than anything else.

406
00:36:43,647 --> 00:36:45,190
I don't feel it.

407
00:36:45,214 --> 00:36:46,250
It's there.

408
00:36:49,305 --> 00:36:50,588
How do you know?

409
00:36:53,971 --> 00:36:55,495
I gave it to you.

410
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,573
I give it to you every day.

411
00:37:18,552 --> 00:37:21,052
Can you speed it up?
I can barely see him.

412
00:37:21,076 --> 00:37:23,054
What do you usually drive?
Horse and buggy?

413
00:37:23,078 --> 00:37:25,491
Says the corpse who flipped
an ice cream truck.

414
00:37:25,515 --> 00:37:26,734
Oh, my God.

415
00:37:32,174 --> 00:37:33,255
Oh, yay.

416
00:37:33,610 --> 00:37:34,761
This'll be fun.

417
00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:37,155
He's going so fast.

418
00:37:37,179 --> 00:37:39,007
Way too fast to be in a car.

419
00:37:39,683 --> 00:37:43,011
I'll survive the turnover. There'll
be pieces of you all over the road.

420
00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:50,157
Aah!

421
00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:57,069
What the fuck?!

422
00:38:10,831 --> 00:38:12,823
How does a road just end?

423
00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:50,416
Graveyards are full of flowers.

424
00:38:51,860 --> 00:38:53,166
Yup.

425
00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:56,582
Just another dead girl in a field.

426
00:39:23,155 --> 00:39:24,992
So, you're just gonna lie there, then?

427
00:39:26,767 --> 00:39:28,788
I think the worms are calling.

428
00:39:30,510 --> 00:39:32,033
This is bollocks.

429
00:39:32,947 --> 00:39:34,403
What?

430
00:39:34,427 --> 00:39:35,961
I thought we were going to save somebody.

431
00:39:37,343 --> 00:39:39,669
We can't just give up
because the fucking road ends.

432
00:39:39,693 --> 00:39:41,323
How the fuck am I supposed to catch him?

433
00:39:41,347 --> 00:39:44,345
I can't save him if I can't catch him.

434
00:39:46,961 --> 00:39:49,141
What if I told you I had a shortcut?

435
00:39:50,921 --> 00:39:53,521
I'd say you were a piece
of shit for holding out on me.

436
00:39:54,490 --> 00:39:56,273
Is that how you ask for a favor?

437
00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:58,609
What's your shortcut, please?

438
00:40:01,367 --> 00:40:03,238
It's a little bit like the backstage.

439
00:40:03,891 --> 00:40:05,458
But a lot smaller.

440
00:40:05,936 --> 00:40:07,286
It's a place I can hide things.

441
00:40:07,957 --> 00:40:10,387
Be a tight squeeze getting through
there with your manky hide

442
00:40:10,412 --> 00:40:11,497
but I can try.

443
00:40:12,204 --> 00:40:13,791
If it's that important to you.

444
00:40:14,815 --> 00:40:17,992
Okay. Yes. It is. For Shadow.

445
00:40:21,517 --> 00:40:22,591
Alright, then.

446
00:40:23,693 --> 00:40:25,086
- Close your eyes.
- Why?

447
00:40:25,826 --> 00:40:27,179
Think about your man.

448
00:40:28,481 --> 00:40:29,700
How does this work, exactly?

449
00:40:32,267 --> 00:40:33,853
We're goin' through the horde.

450
00:40:44,714 --> 00:40:45,735
Quit your squealin'!

451
00:40:45,759 --> 00:40:47,954
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

452
00:40:47,978 --> 00:40:51,436
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that shit...
that shit is messed up.

453
00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:53,080
Oh, your horde is so messed up.

454
00:40:53,941 --> 00:40:55,353
What the fuck?

455
00:40:55,377 --> 00:40:56,667
Fuck.

456
00:40:59,163 --> 00:41:00,602
Oh, he's on a train.

457
00:41:21,142 --> 00:41:22,359
Fuck off.

458
00:41:23,595 --> 00:41:25,973
You know, you could try a little
gratitude every now and then.

459
00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:28,699
Might improve your luck.

460
00:41:47,211 --> 00:41:48,721
I work for the Gods.

461
00:41:48,745 --> 00:41:50,756
They gave us penicillin
and streaming porn

462
00:41:50,780 --> 00:41:53,599
and aircraft carriers
that circle the globe.

463
00:41:55,568 --> 00:41:57,720
You're siding with the relics
who, quite frankly,

464
00:41:57,744 --> 00:42:00,731
don't deserve an ounce of your faith.

465
00:42:01,704 --> 00:42:03,726
You've been drifting
since your wife passed away

466
00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:06,206
and trust me when I tell you there
are dangerous men out there

467
00:42:06,230 --> 00:42:09,059
who prey on marks
just looking to be saved.

468
00:42:10,147 --> 00:42:12,038
I don't need saving.

469
00:42:12,062 --> 00:42:13,410
You sure about that?

470
00:42:16,632 --> 00:42:18,874
Okay. One more question for you.

471
00:42:21,245 --> 00:42:23,587
There's a man in Chicago.

472
00:42:25,424 --> 00:42:28,592
He had a big cup of hot chocolate
in the morning, with marshmallows.

473
00:42:29,471 --> 00:42:31,679
And then he went to bed.

474
00:42:33,867 --> 00:42:35,557
And he dreamt of snow.

475
00:42:37,784 --> 00:42:39,176
And when he woke up...

476
00:42:41,181 --> 00:42:42,231
...it'd snowed.

477
00:42:45,444 --> 00:42:47,533
How'd that happen? Hm?

478
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,907
It didn't.

479
00:42:52,842 --> 00:42:54,061
It did.

480
00:43:09,511 --> 00:43:11,301
Grown up fast this summer.

481
00:43:13,036 --> 00:43:14,763
It's not what I wanted.

482
00:43:22,437 --> 00:43:26,635
I don't want you to go, Mom.

483
00:43:26,659 --> 00:43:27,660
Hey.

484
00:43:28,922 --> 00:43:30,362
You think I do?

485
00:43:30,995 --> 00:43:34,950
I don't know how to live here...
not without you.

486
00:43:38,807 --> 00:43:39,895
Be polite.

487
00:43:41,074 --> 00:43:42,554
Respectful.

488
00:43:43,763 --> 00:43:45,982
When you feel the hate and the pain,

489
00:43:46,548 --> 00:43:48,202
let it make you stronger.

490
00:43:49,769 --> 00:43:52,380
No matter how dark the world gets,

491
00:43:53,322 --> 00:43:55,345
your light will always be shining.

492
00:44:06,481 --> 00:44:09,242
Oh, God. Oh, God...

493
00:44:09,266 --> 00:44:10,736
Where's your coin?

494
00:44:20,190 --> 00:44:21,453
Oh!

495
00:46:40,069 --> 00:46:41,288
Betty.

496
00:46:43,203 --> 00:46:45,098
Betty the Barbarian.

497
00:46:46,641 --> 00:46:48,967
You were forged from blue-collar sweat

498
00:46:48,991 --> 00:46:52,125
in the heartland
of a forcibly Christian land.

499
00:46:53,474 --> 00:46:55,234
You are not what you came
into this world as

500
00:46:55,258 --> 00:46:58,348
but instead... a berserker...

501
00:46:59,915 --> 00:47:03,353
and worthy of a berserker's honor.

502
00:47:03,919 --> 00:47:05,051
Oh, hell, no.

503
00:47:05,704 --> 00:47:07,663
You are the standard of my world.

504
00:47:08,402 --> 00:47:09,988
Though it might not be your way,

505
00:47:10,012 --> 00:47:13,799
I honor you in
the most holy way that I know.

506
00:47:14,713 --> 00:47:16,516
The looming locomotive

507
00:47:16,540 --> 00:47:19,650
is the flaming arrow that soars
through the heavy air

508
00:47:19,674 --> 00:47:22,784
from the bow of a Viking king.

509
00:47:22,808 --> 00:47:26,396
Let it strike you true
and light your path

510
00:47:26,420 --> 00:47:27,919
to Valhalla.

511
00:47:27,943 --> 00:47:29,518
Valhalla?

512
00:47:30,467 --> 00:47:32,771
Ain't nobody going to fucking Valhalla!

513
00:47:33,291 --> 00:47:34,517
I'll see you in Cairo.

514
00:47:36,426 --> 00:47:38,472
You will dine at the table
of the Hooded One.

515
00:47:39,955 --> 00:47:42,392
We will meet in your reincarnation.

516
00:47:43,964 --> 00:47:45,400
Be proud, Betty.

517
00:47:49,269 --> 00:47:50,550
Be proud.

518
00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:24,214
Hey!

519
00:48:24,696 --> 00:48:26,436
I'm gonna fuck you up!

520
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,575
Missed.

521
00:48:35,315 --> 00:48:36,403
Missed again.

522
00:48:37,839 --> 00:48:39,796
Strike three.

523
00:48:59,556 --> 00:49:02,277
Smile. It's just a bit of fun.

524
00:49:34,678 --> 00:49:36,520
You see this? Hmm?

525
00:49:36,855 --> 00:49:39,050
This coin is a token of a relic

526
00:49:39,074 --> 00:49:41,691
who is unworthy of your belief.

527
00:49:43,209 --> 00:49:45,946
Come on over to the winning side, Shadow.

528
00:49:46,266 --> 00:49:50,242
Or stand there
and continue to play the loser.

529
00:50:50,189 --> 00:50:51,511
I had to save you.

530
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