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Previously, on "Now Apocalypse"...

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Sorry, dude.

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You know, when I first met Jethro...

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- Teach me, baby!
- Can you slow down a litle bit, please?

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Barnabas, you should send
me one of your scripts.

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For real?

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Get on your knees!

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If you want to give the "open
relationship" thing a... try?

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Something... strange seems
to be going on here.

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This sort of feels like:

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- Fate!
- Fate.

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Carly, don't you ever get
bizarre premonitions?

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Please, help me!

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Hold on a second.

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Sorry, okay.

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What's up?

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You alright? You seem kind of out of it.

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I'm fine.

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I just took a spill on my bike.

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- But I'm fine though.
- You sure?

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You look like you
just saw the Boogeyman.

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I'm good.

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What-so, where, where's Severine?

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She...

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went home.

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Everything uh, good with you guys?

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Well...

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Oh, I love you.

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Thank you.

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Are you going to finish too?

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If so, can you please hurry.

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I need to go so I can get back to work.

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What, you're not staying over?

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I can't tonight.

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But I'll make it up to you, I promise.

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So would you like to
ejaculate in my vagina?

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I found that's normally faster

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than when I pleasure you orally.

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I mean, I get it.

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She's doing like really important

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top secret government work and shit.

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Yeah, but still.

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- I know... - Yeah.
- Sorry dude.

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Everything else okay?

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Yeah.

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You know what, I'm,
I'm gonna uh, to crash.

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Cause I've had a really long night.

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Cool.

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Uly?

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Nothing. Uh, sweet dreams.

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Kay, night.

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Holy fucking...

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Welcome, you found me at last.

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My name is Mitchell Kent.

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And I'm speaking to you now

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as a modern day Paul Revere

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to warn you about an alien conspiracy

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so vast, so pervasive,

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it boggles the mind.

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And if you raise your voice

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to alert others to this plight

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you will be ridiculed and scorned.

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That's because they need to silence you.

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But I'm telling you.

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Right here and now.

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Do not let them.

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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com

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Carly, I'm telling you.

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This shit is totally real.

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Because you read it on the internet?

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Would you just take a look at this?

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- What is this?
- Just watch it.

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As incredible as it may sound

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reptilian aliens have
been infiltrating media,

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the government, every
level of our society

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- for generations.
- Dude, really?

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Some jackhole on YouTube is your idea

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of empirical evidence.

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This is Mitchell Kent.

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He's one of the leading experts

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of extraterrestrial
lifeforms in the country.

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His channel has over two million views.

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I've seen sneezing cat videos
with two billion views.

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Okay, here. Look, check this out.

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Just read it.

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Obama is a reptile.

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And Putin, and Hitler,
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Gates

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and Beyoncé.

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They shape shift...

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via mind control projection.

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I feel like you're not
taking me seriously.

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Your feeling is correct.

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I'm sorry, I'm, I'm confused.

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You saw this whole thing
happen and then you didn't?

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Well, it's a little foggy, but

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it's exactly like this weird
nightmare that I've been having.

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Help me.

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But then, I must have
passed out or something

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because the next thing that I remember.

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Wait. You woke up

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in the same spot where
you crashed your bike?

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Yeah.

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How did you get there?

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Did the alien finish
like, raping the guy

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and then pick you up and
carry you like a bride

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over the threshold?

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- I don't know.
- Okay, Uly.

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You know that I heart you
like a homely sister.

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But how fucking high were you?

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- A little bit high?
- Exactly.

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So please, can we just move on?

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Give me all the dirt on
sexy angstboy... Gabriel.

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Yeah, uh, we kinda really hit it off.

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Wait, wait, what if someone sees us?

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Isn't this kind of dangerous?

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That's what makes it fun right?

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Right there in the gross alley?

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That's hot.

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But then when we came,

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well it got like sort of crazy.

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Isn't it like the definition of coming?

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No, no, we're talking like
bizarre, shroomy, crazy.

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Like something cosmic was
starting to take over our...

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Okay, hey, hey. I'm gonna
stop you right there.

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You have the tendency
to meet these guys...

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No, it was... it wasn't like that.

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I'm just saying, don't
make too big a deal

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out of everything too soon.

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Don't worry, I got it.

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- You sure?
- Yeah.

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Because I... you know, I'm
gonna hear about this job.

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Maybe today or, or tomorrow.

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Uh, it's fine, I'm uh, I'm-
I'm cash rich this week.

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I've been gambling online for money.

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I'm sorry, sorry what?

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I can't believe you
read my script already.

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I don't fuck around.

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In business or in life.

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So I'm going to be brutally
honest with you, Ford.

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Alright.

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I didn't like it.

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I loved it.

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Wait what?

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- I loved it.
- Really?

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I was just messing with you.

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Look it's sexy, it's action-packed,

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it has all the makings
of a four quadrant hit.

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Dude, do you really think so?

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I wouldn't be here if I didn't.

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I told ya, I don't fuck around.

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Oh, my gosh.

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I, I-don't even, I don't
even know what to say.

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I hope you're ready for it.

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You have a very bright
future ahead of you.

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So Barnabas wants to
produce it and everything.

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- Produce what?
- My script.

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Meet Your Maker.

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- Did you ever finish it?
- Not yet.

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I've been very busy and
the format confuses me.

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But that's good news
about Barnabas, right?

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Are you kidding? It is totally
like a dream come true.

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Well then, let's get together
at my place later to celebrate.

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That would be awesome.

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But what time, cause Barnabas invited me

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to the red carpet premiere of
the new Chris Hemsworth movie

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and it starts at 7:30.

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I'm working tonight so later
is better for me anyway.

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- I'll text you.
- Sweet.

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I cannot wait to see you.

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Me as well, but I have to
go into a meeting now.

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Okay bye babe, I love you.

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I have the most terrifying
super lucid dreams too.

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And I wake up feeling like
the world is about to end

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and it's up to me to warn everyone.

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Hello.

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Yeah, yeah, this is Ulysses.

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You can do it. I know you can.

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Push. Push.

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I can see the head coming out.

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Oh, my God.

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I love you so much.

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Thank you Kai and Magenta,
that was absolutely beautiful.

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Okay, that's it for today.

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Scene for next week is on the table.

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As usual memorize your lines and
be off book by next week's class

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or face my wrath.

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You know, you should maybe consider

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masking your disdain for
your classmates a little.

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What?

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I don't think it would kill you

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to fake a smile every once in a while.

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It is an acting class.

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I'm sorry I didn't realize
I was being so-obvious.

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Well, to be fair, that birthing
routine was excruciating.

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Especially Kai.

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The overall lack of ability in that room

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can be mind-boggling.

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Present company excluded, of course.

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- Thanks.
- I'm serious.

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You have a natural, raw talent.

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Well, thank you.

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Anyway, I should probably get going.

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- See you around.
- Bye.

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This is so good.

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I can't believe it's all free.

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Well, enjoy.

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Yeah thanks, I'm so hungry.

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And thanks for the movie, too.

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It was amazing.

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I found it rather tired.

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It was just so been there, done that.

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And I'm sorry, but Jessica
Chastain needs to fire her agent.

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I guess.

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Barnabas.

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Otto.

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- How are you?
- Bored shitless.

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Of course. Of course.

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And who have we here?

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Well, this is the exciting

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and brilliant new writer, Ford Houston.

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Ford, this is Otto West.

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Otto...

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West?

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Mr. West, I am such a huge fan.

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The Violin Player is in my
top five best movies ever.

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Only top five?

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Well no, it's number three.

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I'm playing with you.

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And please,

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- call me Otto.
- Okay.

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I'm sorry, I do not mean
to geek out on you,

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but I cannot believe I'm
actually shaking your hand.

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The pleasure's all mine.

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You know, Ford has written
the most incredible script.

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I'd love to read it.

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Holy shit.

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I gotta take this.

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Sorry...

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My girlfriend just got home from work

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and I gotta go meet up with her.

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- Is that okay?
- Of course.

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Cool.

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Just so great
to meet you Mr. West.

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I mean Otto.

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Same here.

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And... don't forget
to send me your script.

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Barnabas here has my contact info.

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For sure. Thank you.

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And thank you Barnabas
for just ah, everything.

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You are most welcome Ford.

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- Go have some fun.
- Okay.

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See ya.

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Call me paranoid but that Barnabas dude

269
00:14:51,529 --> 00:14:53,165
seems ultra sketch.

270
00:14:53,773 --> 00:14:55,846
And when it comes to these
kinds of situations

271
00:14:55,872 --> 00:14:59,168
Ford is basically a gullible baby.

272
00:15:00,303 --> 00:15:02,709
It's cute when you helicopter mom.

273
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,479
I didn't know what to say to him.

274
00:15:05,179 --> 00:15:08,688
Like I love Ford like a blow
job on a Sunday afternoon,

275
00:15:08,714 --> 00:15:11,514
but his script was terrible.

276
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:15,302
Is this the one that's like a
post apocalyptic Lethal Weapon?

277
00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:16,992
With the cyborg vampires, yes.

278
00:15:17,018 --> 00:15:18,759
I seriously don't think
I got through more than

279
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,845
- like two pages.
- Yikes.

280
00:15:21,873 --> 00:15:23,333
Sorry, but

281
00:15:23,359 --> 00:15:26,709
the sight of you in a
uniform is disturbing

282
00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:29,345
yet strangely erotic at the same time.

283
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,922
Basically I just sit
around here doing nothing.

284
00:15:32,948 --> 00:15:35,033
It's pretty much my ideal gig.

285
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,077
So what should I do about Gabriel?

286
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,702
There's nothing to do.

287
00:15:38,728 --> 00:15:41,123
- He's ghosting you.
- Don't say that.

288
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,851
Well then let's be optimistic.

289
00:15:42,877 --> 00:15:45,017
Maybe he's dead or in a coma.

290
00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:47,290
Thank you for being so supportive.

291
00:15:47,316 --> 00:15:48,497
No prob.

292
00:15:48,523 --> 00:15:50,142
Hey um, I gotta go douche though.

293
00:15:50,168 --> 00:15:53,059
Jethro's coming by later for
some more mediocre sex.

294
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,585
Fun.

295
00:15:54,673 --> 00:15:56,184
As a stick in the eye.

296
00:16:01,052 --> 00:16:02,314
It's open.

297
00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:18,311
You look like a sex robot.

298
00:16:19,003 --> 00:16:20,688
I am a sex robot.

299
00:16:33,639 --> 00:16:35,583
Do you think about fucking other women?

300
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,207
No?

301
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,723
Why, do you think about other guys?

302
00:16:46,202 --> 00:16:47,504
Of course.

303
00:16:47,530 --> 00:16:50,513
Everyone does. It's perfectly
normal and healthy.

304
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:55,748
I sometimes think about it.

305
00:16:56,278 --> 00:16:58,297
But it's not planned or anything.

306
00:16:58,323 --> 00:17:02,562
It's more like a surprise cameo.

307
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:06,343
I understand that lying
has evolutionary value.

308
00:17:06,369 --> 00:17:08,884
Studies indicate the
larger the neocortex

309
00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:11,935
of a species, meaning the
more intelligent it is,

310
00:17:11,961 --> 00:17:13,844
the more likely it is to be deceptive.

311
00:17:15,906 --> 00:17:18,136
If we're going to be together

312
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,110
I want you to know that you don't need

313
00:17:20,136 --> 00:17:21,822
to protect me from the truth.

314
00:17:23,321 --> 00:17:24,435
Ditto.

315
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,556
I'll put these in water.

316
00:17:35,324 --> 00:17:37,992
You like that baby, yeah you like that.

317
00:17:38,018 --> 00:17:40,757
Yeah, oh yeah.

318
00:17:46,219 --> 00:17:47,922
Bro, are you looking at your phone?

319
00:17:47,948 --> 00:17:50,278
- Nah, bro.
- Bro, I saw you.

320
00:17:50,865 --> 00:17:53,029
Sorry, I just thought
it might be my agent.

321
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,422
Is it?

322
00:17:55,276 --> 00:17:56,585
Nah, it's my mum.

323
00:17:57,170 --> 00:17:58,389
Oh, my God.

324
00:18:05,639 --> 00:18:07,583
Ford, what are you doing?

325
00:18:08,763 --> 00:18:10,844
I see you met Daphne.

326
00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:12,629
Hey, sorry to freak you out.

327
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,134
I just came from an Antifa protest

328
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,014
and I didn't have time to change.

329
00:18:21,618 --> 00:18:23,509
Come Ford, sit.

330
00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:33,635
So...

331
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:35,724
I invited Daphne over

332
00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:37,976
because I wanted the two of you to meet.

333
00:18:38,002 --> 00:18:39,910
How do you guys know each other?

334
00:18:40,544 --> 00:18:42,888
We met about a year or so ago.

335
00:18:43,441 --> 00:18:47,045
- At an orgy.
- Daphne is polyamorous.

336
00:18:47,071 --> 00:18:48,452
I have three boyfriends.

337
00:18:50,435 --> 00:18:51,816
That sounds...

338
00:18:52,956 --> 00:18:54,570
time consuming.

339
00:18:54,596 --> 00:18:57,241
My iCal is crazy right now.

340
00:18:57,267 --> 00:19:01,374
Daphne why don't you make
yourself more comfortable.

341
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,903
Yeah, sorry I'm covered in bomb dust.

342
00:19:13,415 --> 00:19:15,331
She's beautiful, don't you think?

343
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,462
Now what is it?

344
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,048
Well, I know you're a feminist

345
00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:24,083
or whatever, but I
think it's kinda weird

346
00:19:24,109 --> 00:19:26,475
that you're using a vibrator
while we're fucking.

347
00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:29,392
Why are you afraid of
robots taking your job?

348
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,825
No, I just really want to
connect with you right now.

349
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,398
Your dick is inside of me.

350
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,400
I'm pretty sure we can't get
much more connected than that.

351
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,635
I'm not talking about genitalia.

352
00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:42,360
I'm talking about spiritually.

353
00:19:44,215 --> 00:19:45,376
Fine.

354
00:19:46,517 --> 00:19:49,646
If this is such an affront
to your male ego,

355
00:19:49,672 --> 00:19:51,455
I won't use it.

356
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,497
I need a new condom.

357
00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:03,139
Are there no more in here?

358
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,537
Might be a box in the closet,
check the top shelf.

359
00:20:10,616 --> 00:20:13,169
Mother fu... what the fuck?

360
00:20:14,353 --> 00:20:15,412
Oh, shit.

361
00:20:15,439 --> 00:20:18,698
My God, a dildo just hit me in the eye.

362
00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:21,373
What if I get conjunctivitis and
I get called in for an audition.

363
00:20:21,399 --> 00:20:22,999
What the fuck, dude?

364
00:20:23,026 --> 00:20:24,409
What is all this shit?

365
00:20:26,035 --> 00:20:27,379
Go on.

366
00:20:27,405 --> 00:20:28,876
Touch her.

367
00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:30,387
I want you to.

368
00:20:48,158 --> 00:20:49,159
Okay.

369
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,052
Damn, you're like the reason
the female gaze was invented.

370
00:21:03,532 --> 00:21:06,535
Tonight I just want to watch you.

371
00:21:10,815 --> 00:21:11,929
Go ahead.

372
00:21:12,948 --> 00:21:15,691
Use my body any way you want.

373
00:21:21,394 --> 00:21:23,218
Who do you use this stuff with?

374
00:21:23,244 --> 00:21:24,378
No one.

375
00:21:28,772 --> 00:21:32,294
Sometimes, I like
dressing up in dominatrix

376
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,572
type of stuff and pretending.

377
00:21:34,598 --> 00:21:36,426
So you bought all this stuff

378
00:21:36,452 --> 00:21:39,294
and you've never used it with anyone?

379
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:40,679
Yes.

380
00:21:41,693 --> 00:21:44,286
It's kinda like, remember
during the Cold War

381
00:21:44,312 --> 00:21:46,745
how the U.S. stockpiled like
a bunch of nuclear weapons

382
00:21:46,771 --> 00:21:48,460
just in case they might
need them one day?

383
00:21:48,486 --> 00:21:49,853
Okay just so I'm clear,

384
00:21:49,879 --> 00:21:51,079
you're saying that these ball gags

385
00:21:51,105 --> 00:21:53,437
- are like your nukes?
- Exactly.

386
00:21:54,595 --> 00:21:56,895
Why didn't you ever tell me
about any of this before?

387
00:21:56,921 --> 00:21:58,383
I don't know, I just...

388
00:21:58,409 --> 00:22:00,167
I was embarrassed, I guess.

389
00:22:01,307 --> 00:22:03,800
I thought you'd get all judgy on me.

390
00:22:04,775 --> 00:22:05,830
Plus,

391
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:08,994
I didn't think you would be into it.

392
00:22:10,006 --> 00:22:14,056
Being that you're so a
dominant alpha male and all.

393
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,709
That's true.

394
00:22:16,993 --> 00:22:18,362
I am very manly.

395
00:22:19,757 --> 00:22:23,539
But look, if it means so much to you

396
00:22:23,565 --> 00:22:27,606
I might be down to, you know,
at least give it a try.

397
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,338
Wait, you...

398
00:22:31,421 --> 00:22:33,311
want me to spank you?

399
00:22:33,337 --> 00:22:35,857
_

400
00:23:05,535 --> 00:23:06,625
Is that okay?

401
00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:08,571
Yeah bro, I'm not a pussy.

402
00:23:14,798 --> 00:23:16,578
You've been a bad boy.

403
00:23:17,408 --> 00:23:18,855
Haven't you Jethro?

404
00:23:19,090 --> 00:23:21,162
I don't know, have I?

405
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:25,793
You've been a bad...

406
00:23:26,403 --> 00:23:28,310
bad boy.

407
00:23:28,981 --> 00:23:30,867
Are you gonna punish me?

408
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:38,396
You've been a bad, bad, boy, Jethro.

409
00:23:39,315 --> 00:23:40,994
You never

410
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:45,142
look at your phone while
you're fucking me again.

411
00:23:45,168 --> 00:23:47,188
- Okay, okay.
- Did you hear me?

412
00:23:47,214 --> 00:23:49,270
I said never,

413
00:23:49,296 --> 00:23:52,105
ever again.

414
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:55,645
Say it, say "I will never
look at my phone again."

415
00:23:55,671 --> 00:23:56,980
Okay, okay.

416
00:23:57,006 --> 00:23:58,724
Okay, I promise I will
never look at my phone

417
00:23:58,751 --> 00:24:00,013
while we're fucking again.

418
00:24:04,934 --> 00:24:05,729
Fuck.

419
00:24:06,885 --> 00:24:10,409
I'm sorry, just... give me a second.

420
00:24:12,421 --> 00:24:18,240
Relax, just think of
Daphne as your sex toy.

421
00:24:18,516 --> 00:24:21,744
This might sound kinda weird

422
00:24:21,770 --> 00:24:23,398
but would you mind...

423
00:24:23,424 --> 00:24:25,443
I promise I don't mean it or anything.

424
00:24:25,469 --> 00:24:28,417
Would you mind if I said I love you?

425
00:24:28,443 --> 00:24:31,178
Of course, this is a safe space.

426
00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:32,598
Okay.

427
00:24:35,188 --> 00:24:36,561
I love you.

428
00:24:38,701 --> 00:24:40,613
Fuck I love you.

429
00:24:40,639 --> 00:24:42,185
I'm sorry was that too much?

430
00:24:50,299 --> 00:24:51,781
Are you okay?

431
00:24:53,446 --> 00:24:54,447
Sorry.

432
00:24:55,391 --> 00:24:57,131
I don't know what's wrong with me.

433
00:25:00,530 --> 00:25:01,625
It's okay.

434
00:25:04,641 --> 00:25:06,556
It's okay baby, you can cry.

435
00:25:17,799 --> 00:25:19,552
I love you.

436
00:25:19,578 --> 00:25:21,373
I love you.

437
00:26:01,157 --> 00:26:02,715
Hello?

438
00:26:07,490 --> 00:26:08,871
Somebody there?

439
00:26:23,485 --> 00:26:25,823
Oh, my God.

440
00:26:33,271 --> 00:26:35,225
Okay, got to run.

441
00:26:35,251 --> 00:26:36,555
I'm meeting up with my boyfriends

442
00:26:36,582 --> 00:26:38,810
and we're setting Bank
of America on fire.

443
00:26:38,836 --> 00:26:40,664
Good night Daphne.

444
00:26:40,978 --> 00:26:42,219
I'll see ya.

445
00:26:42,945 --> 00:26:44,191
Thanks.

446
00:26:44,569 --> 00:26:45,609
Bye.

447
00:26:49,113 --> 00:26:50,957
So you really liked that.

448
00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:55,095
Watching me doing it with Daphne.

449
00:26:55,555 --> 00:26:57,863
Yes, it turned me on...

450
00:26:58,056 --> 00:27:00,461
seeing someone else enjoy your body.

451
00:27:01,930 --> 00:27:04,568
I gotta say I felt weird at first,

452
00:27:05,261 --> 00:27:07,691
but I kinda got into
watching you watch me.

453
00:27:08,785 --> 00:27:10,465
I loved seeing you come.

454
00:27:11,352 --> 00:27:12,397
Really?

455
00:27:13,390 --> 00:27:15,613
I feel like I must look so stupid.

456
00:27:15,639 --> 00:27:16,840
No.

457
00:27:17,337 --> 00:27:20,096
Some people possess structural beauty.

458
00:27:20,122 --> 00:27:23,534
Some emotional beauty,
but you have both.

459
00:27:23,698 --> 00:27:28,365
Your face is like a
masterfully crafted cello

460
00:27:28,391 --> 00:27:31,329
playing an exquisite symphony.

461
00:27:32,306 --> 00:27:34,151
Wow, Sev.

462
00:27:35,444 --> 00:27:37,229
Your words are like poems.

463
00:27:54,691 --> 00:28:00,157
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