1 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:01,413 Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... 2 00:00:01,438 --> 00:00:03,381 - Wait, whose baby is that? - It's my baby. 3 00:00:03,406 --> 00:00:04,338 The one you helped me make. 4 00:00:04,339 --> 00:00:05,684 I was just walking by with Hebby, 5 00:00:05,708 --> 00:00:07,486 and I thought maybe Rebecca might want to see her, 6 00:00:07,510 --> 00:00:08,687 since she's never acknowledged 7 00:00:08,711 --> 00:00:10,428 her genetic offspring. 8 00:00:10,453 --> 00:00:12,119 So, do you have to, like, study 9 00:00:12,188 --> 00:00:14,021 - everywhere we go? - I have a final. 10 00:00:14,090 --> 00:00:15,122 I'm gonna be a lawyer. 11 00:00:15,191 --> 00:00:17,382 - A lawyer, Scott. - Well, you have worked so hard. 12 00:00:17,407 --> 00:00:18,928 You're almost there, babe. 13 00:00:18,953 --> 00:00:20,394 Why is he here? 14 00:00:20,463 --> 00:00:21,662 She gets like this. 15 00:00:21,731 --> 00:00:24,031 You ruin a shot again, and I will put you in ICU. 16 00:00:24,084 --> 00:00:25,884 Bitch, don't get in my way, bitch. 17 00:00:25,969 --> 00:00:27,735 I got to go see my dad. He's sober now. 18 00:00:27,804 --> 00:00:29,237 Going to meetings, just like me. 19 00:00:29,305 --> 00:00:30,983 There's something I got to tell you. 20 00:00:31,007 --> 00:00:32,306 I had sex with your dad. 21 00:00:32,375 --> 00:00:34,353 I can't believe that happened. Why did you do that? 22 00:00:34,377 --> 00:00:35,521 What are you guys doing here? 23 00:00:35,545 --> 00:00:36,777 I wanted to talk to you. 24 00:00:36,846 --> 00:00:38,613 About what? Guys! Guys! 25 00:00:38,681 --> 00:00:39,614 All of your exes showed up 26 00:00:39,682 --> 00:00:40,615 on your doorstep? 27 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,327 Are they still into you? 28 00:00:42,352 --> 00:00:43,284 I don't know. Mm. 29 00:00:43,353 --> 00:00:45,640 I'm so confused. 30 00:00:46,222 --> 00:00:49,190 ? Meet Rebecca ? 31 00:00:49,259 --> 00:00:52,360 ? She's the coolest girl in the world, wait ? 32 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:55,720 ? Wrong Rebecca ? 33 00:00:55,745 --> 00:00:58,012 ? It's this one over here ? 34 00:00:58,037 --> 00:01:01,045 ? She's spunky, she's sweet, a generous friend ? 35 00:01:01,070 --> 00:01:03,437 ? Oh, but there she looks kind of mean ? 36 00:01:03,462 --> 00:01:05,095 Hmm. ? Okay, she's snarky ? 37 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,153 ? Sarcastic and a... What? ? 38 00:01:07,178 --> 00:01:10,546 ? You know, we're not really seeing a common theme ? 39 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,472 ? Meet Rebecca ? 40 00:01:13,743 --> 00:01:16,577 ? She's too hard to summarize ? 41 00:01:16,602 --> 00:01:19,831 ? So let's go back to Other Rebecca. ? 42 00:01:20,035 --> 00:01:22,257 I've never felt loved. 43 00:01:22,305 --> 00:01:24,999 Subtitle sync and corrections by ChrisKe for www.addic7ed.com. 44 00:01:31,534 --> 00:01:33,968 Welcome to Rebetzel's. Please try a sample. 45 00:01:34,037 --> 00:01:35,303 Yeah. Take it. 46 00:01:35,371 --> 00:01:37,101 Sample? 47 00:01:37,674 --> 00:01:39,607 Yeah. It's terrible. Just... 48 00:01:40,132 --> 00:01:41,570 Take one, AJ. 49 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:45,037 No. 50 00:01:45,062 --> 00:01:47,759 No. What is this disgusting flavor? 51 00:01:47,784 --> 00:01:49,817 - I call it the Hot Mess. - What? 52 00:01:49,842 --> 00:01:51,396 This epitomizes how I feel right now, 53 00:01:51,421 --> 00:01:52,553 which is confusion 54 00:01:52,578 --> 00:01:54,599 over no matter how hard I try in my life, 55 00:01:54,624 --> 00:01:57,491 it always ends up a steaming hot mess. 56 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,704 - Right. - Yeah. 57 00:02:00,507 --> 00:02:02,396 Oh, I love a sample. 58 00:02:02,465 --> 00:02:03,864 Food claw coming on in. 59 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:11,729 Oh, that is... that is terrible. 60 00:02:11,841 --> 00:02:13,152 Ugh. Exactly. It's supposed to taste bad. 61 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,508 It's bad, like my life. 62 00:02:14,577 --> 00:02:15,843 Why? Is everything okay? 63 00:02:15,912 --> 00:02:17,923 Did you hear about what happened on my porch the other night? 64 00:02:17,947 --> 00:02:19,925 Oh, you mean when Nathaniel and Greg came over to your house 65 00:02:19,949 --> 00:02:21,393 and there was also the other guy there 66 00:02:21,417 --> 00:02:23,517 and then Josh came flying out in those man panties 67 00:02:23,542 --> 00:02:25,273 and he had that tennis racket? 68 00:02:26,222 --> 00:02:27,655 Mm-mm, I hadn't heard. 69 00:02:27,724 --> 00:02:28,724 So everyone knows. 70 00:02:28,758 --> 00:02:30,891 Great. Wonderful. 71 00:02:33,006 --> 00:02:34,939 Darryl, I'm so confused. 72 00:02:35,468 --> 00:02:36,831 I mean, Nathaniel and Greg clearly had 73 00:02:36,899 --> 00:02:38,899 something super important they wanted to tell me, 74 00:02:38,968 --> 00:02:40,434 but I never found out what it was. 75 00:02:40,547 --> 00:02:41,946 And I keep texting both of them, 76 00:02:41,971 --> 00:02:44,101 and it's radio silence. 77 00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:45,918 What were they doing there? 78 00:02:45,942 --> 00:02:47,341 Ooh. Oh. 79 00:02:47,366 --> 00:02:50,588 Hebecca's waking up from her little nappy nap. 80 00:02:51,187 --> 00:02:54,048 - Who? - Oh, my God. You're not serious. 81 00:02:54,117 --> 00:02:55,850 Oh! Hebecca. That's the name of your baby. 82 00:02:55,918 --> 00:02:57,763 Your baby. That's your baby. Right, right, right. 83 00:02:57,787 --> 00:02:59,286 Okay, okay, what is the deal? 84 00:02:59,355 --> 00:03:01,200 Why do you always space on the fact that I have a baby, 85 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:02,890 one that you gave me an egg for, 86 00:03:02,915 --> 00:03:04,869 one whose name rhymes with yours? 87 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:07,061 I mean, it's kind of like you got a thing about her. 88 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:10,023 I don't have a thing about her. You have a thing about her. 89 00:03:10,062 --> 00:03:11,919 Yeah. You're weird around her. 90 00:03:11,944 --> 00:03:14,278 It's like you can barely even look at her, 91 00:03:14,347 --> 00:03:16,948 because she reminds you of a very traumatic time in your life 92 00:03:16,973 --> 00:03:18,372 where you made some rash decisions 93 00:03:18,397 --> 00:03:20,401 and contributed to the existence of another person 94 00:03:20,443 --> 00:03:22,076 and maybe didn't fully think it through. 95 00:03:22,101 --> 00:03:23,233 What? 96 00:03:23,258 --> 00:03:25,858 I-I don't look at her like that at all. 97 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,350 Okay. Well, I don't know how you look at her, 98 00:03:29,419 --> 00:03:31,018 because I'm just not a baby person. 99 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:32,520 Everyone is a baby person. 100 00:03:32,588 --> 00:03:34,771 All you need to do is sniff her head. 101 00:03:34,796 --> 00:03:38,185 I'm telling you, baby sniffs are my CBD oil. 102 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:40,193 I go to a store, they don't have my favorite feta? 103 00:03:40,218 --> 00:03:42,967 Sniff the head. Bad day at the office? Sniff the head. 104 00:03:42,992 --> 00:03:45,276 Brother has cancer? Sniff that head. 105 00:03:45,345 --> 00:03:47,278 Um, your brother has cancer? 106 00:03:47,303 --> 00:03:48,502 Not anymore. 107 00:03:50,149 --> 00:03:52,706 Hmm. 108 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:54,575 She is kind of cute. 109 00:03:54,644 --> 00:03:56,977 Cute? She's the most wonderful baby in the world. 110 00:03:57,046 --> 00:03:59,412 And I'd love for you to spend more time with her. 111 00:03:59,437 --> 00:04:00,358 Maybe you could even 112 00:04:00,383 --> 00:04:02,850 babysit someday. 113 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,341 Uh... 114 00:04:04,498 --> 00:04:05,763 Yeah, I don't know. 115 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:07,755 Maybe. Maybe someday. 116 00:04:07,824 --> 00:04:09,423 How's about Saturday at 6:45? 117 00:04:09,536 --> 00:04:10,802 Sorry, what? 118 00:04:10,827 --> 00:04:11,892 I really need someone. 119 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:13,894 My mom group set me up on a date. 120 00:04:14,093 --> 00:04:16,630 And my nanny, Evelyn, she's busy. 121 00:04:16,699 --> 00:04:18,477 I-I don't know about babysitting. I've just... 122 00:04:18,501 --> 00:04:21,502 I-I don't have much experience with, like, a crying baby. 123 00:04:21,615 --> 00:04:22,814 Oh, she doesn't cry at all. 124 00:04:22,883 --> 00:04:24,816 It's actually weird how little Hebby cries. 125 00:04:24,841 --> 00:04:26,373 Right? 126 00:04:26,442 --> 00:04:27,908 Oh, come on. 127 00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:29,288 It isn't that hard to take care of a baby. 128 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:31,045 Lots of people do it just fine. 129 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:32,690 Snooki has a baby. 130 00:04:32,715 --> 00:04:34,014 She has two babies. 131 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:35,260 And look at what a great job she's doing 132 00:04:35,284 --> 00:04:36,817 with Lorenzo and Giovanna. 133 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:40,164 Okay. 134 00:04:41,062 --> 00:04:42,790 I'll do it. Okay. 135 00:04:42,815 --> 00:04:43,747 Yay! 136 00:04:43,904 --> 00:04:45,436 Hooray! 137 00:04:45,461 --> 00:04:47,796 Yay, Auntie Rebecca. 138 00:04:49,453 --> 00:04:50,986 Yay! Look! 139 00:04:51,011 --> 00:04:52,443 She loves you! 140 00:04:52,468 --> 00:04:53,734 I see it. 141 00:04:53,759 --> 00:04:55,725 ? ? 142 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:02,042 Whew! Good job, Tony. 143 00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:03,754 You woke up in that skate park with a belly full 144 00:05:03,810 --> 00:05:06,913 of Oxy and booze, but you bounced back and you're here. 145 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,893 Who else wants to share? 146 00:05:08,918 --> 00:05:11,473 I'm on my seventh cup of coffee, and I can't stop talking 147 00:05:11,498 --> 00:05:12,697 unless somebody else gets up. 148 00:05:12,722 --> 00:05:14,855 - I'll go. - I'll go. 149 00:05:15,252 --> 00:05:17,185 Uh... 150 00:05:17,994 --> 00:05:20,060 I came here today because, uh, 151 00:05:20,414 --> 00:05:22,273 I-I did a terrible thing to my son. 152 00:05:22,298 --> 00:05:23,764 Oh, no, Dad, what are you doing? 153 00:05:23,789 --> 00:05:25,376 I want to repair our relationship. 154 00:05:26,463 --> 00:05:27,956 What I did to you, sleeping with your ex-girlfriend, 155 00:05:27,981 --> 00:05:29,714 that was... that was... 156 00:05:29,739 --> 00:05:31,205 It was unforgivable. 157 00:05:31,318 --> 00:05:34,018 It was my rock bottom, and I'm-I'm ashamed. 158 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:36,410 Oh, my God. We already talked about this privately. 159 00:05:36,479 --> 00:05:37,823 You also talked about this publicly, 160 00:05:37,847 --> 00:05:39,925 because we talked about this last week at our meeting. 161 00:05:39,949 --> 00:05:42,082 Yeah, but I really want him to know how sorry I am. 162 00:05:42,151 --> 00:05:43,851 I-I-I can't say it enough. 163 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:44,886 I know you're sorry. 164 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,130 And so does everyone here 165 00:05:46,155 --> 00:05:48,355 and everyone from last week who isn't here. 166 00:05:48,937 --> 00:05:50,157 So, 167 00:05:50,226 --> 00:05:51,492 please, just... 168 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:55,018 You don't have to apologize anymore, okay? 169 00:05:57,328 --> 00:05:58,799 Another cup of coffee? 170 00:05:58,868 --> 00:06:01,001 I could hear your large intestine screaming. 171 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:02,070 Let me have this. 172 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:04,315 I don't have meth anymore. 173 00:06:04,340 --> 00:06:06,695 Hey, are you actually dealing with what happened 174 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,921 with your feelings with the daddy-girlfriend sex? 175 00:06:09,946 --> 00:06:11,645 Oh, wow, that is an awful term. 176 00:06:11,714 --> 00:06:14,348 I mean, have you even talked to Rebecca since she told you? 177 00:06:14,373 --> 00:06:16,127 You showed up on that patio with something to say, 178 00:06:16,152 --> 00:06:17,351 and you didn't even say it. 179 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:18,930 Greg, if you got 180 00:06:18,955 --> 00:06:20,656 something to say to Rebecca, 181 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:22,214 you got to say it. 182 00:06:27,578 --> 00:06:29,730 And have a truly happy day. 183 00:06:30,152 --> 00:06:31,084 Thank you. 184 00:06:31,609 --> 00:06:32,810 Hi, babe. 185 00:06:32,835 --> 00:06:33,767 Hi, Mama Cookie. 186 00:06:33,879 --> 00:06:35,890 Here is your invite 187 00:06:35,915 --> 00:06:38,349 to a game night on Saturday. 188 00:06:38,374 --> 00:06:40,359 A game night? 189 00:06:41,421 --> 00:06:43,154 Oh, shoot. I just told Darryl 190 00:06:43,179 --> 00:06:44,945 that I'd babysit Hebecca on Saturday. 191 00:06:45,014 --> 00:06:45,946 Whoa, really? 192 00:06:46,301 --> 00:06:47,600 Oh, that's great! 193 00:06:47,906 --> 00:06:49,216 I mean, it was a bit unsettling, 194 00:06:49,285 --> 00:06:52,319 the way you kept forgetting that your genetic daughter existed. 195 00:06:52,388 --> 00:06:53,699 Yeah, but, you know what, no, I can cancel, 196 00:06:53,723 --> 00:06:54,963 because you never have parties. 197 00:06:55,024 --> 00:06:56,368 I mean, God, for your birthday, we just went 198 00:06:56,392 --> 00:06:58,792 grocery shopping and ate premade sushi in the parking lot. 199 00:06:58,817 --> 00:07:00,514 Okay, first of all, 200 00:07:00,539 --> 00:07:03,303 this is not an actual party. It's a game night. 201 00:07:03,328 --> 00:07:06,844 Second, that is how I wanted to celebrate my birthday... 202 00:07:06,869 --> 00:07:09,847 With you and some room-temp California rolls. 203 00:07:09,872 --> 00:07:11,164 It was perfect. 204 00:07:11,453 --> 00:07:12,917 No one stared at me 205 00:07:12,942 --> 00:07:15,075 and no one sang "Happy Birthday," 206 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:17,144 so it was a big win. 207 00:07:17,169 --> 00:07:18,389 Okay, seriously, Paula, 208 00:07:18,414 --> 00:07:19,980 I can just cancel on Darryl. It's fine. 209 00:07:20,005 --> 00:07:21,759 No! No way. 210 00:07:21,784 --> 00:07:25,029 You're bonding with Hebecca. That's huge. Do that. 211 00:07:26,011 --> 00:07:27,098 I do need an even number, though. 212 00:07:27,123 --> 00:07:28,856 Who else can I ask at the last minute? 213 00:07:28,968 --> 00:07:30,568 I mean, Darryl's got a date, obviously. 214 00:07:30,593 --> 00:07:33,662 And Sunil has another widowers' camping retreat. 215 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,206 Those are definitely orgies. 216 00:07:35,275 --> 00:07:38,376 And, uh... oh, Mrs. H is the worst at games. 217 00:07:38,401 --> 00:07:39,800 Have you seen her play charades? 218 00:07:39,869 --> 00:07:41,109 She just waves her arms around. 219 00:07:41,137 --> 00:07:42,970 So, you know, unless her clue is 220 00:07:43,039 --> 00:07:44,571 "used car lot balloon guy," 221 00:07:44,596 --> 00:07:46,496 it's just... it's a disaster. 222 00:07:46,521 --> 00:07:48,386 - You know who loves games? - Who? 223 00:07:48,411 --> 00:07:50,611 Your new best friend Josh Chan. 224 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:51,856 Huh. 225 00:07:52,156 --> 00:07:53,391 Oh, since our trip to San Bernardino, 226 00:07:53,416 --> 00:07:55,015 - I like that guy. - Mm. 227 00:07:55,127 --> 00:07:56,727 Plus, I need a couch moved, 228 00:07:56,752 --> 00:07:58,819 and the water cooler's been empty for weeks. 229 00:07:58,932 --> 00:08:00,131 Good call. 230 00:08:00,382 --> 00:08:03,657 All right, well, good luck babysitting, Mama. 231 00:08:03,726 --> 00:08:05,537 You're gonna be great. 232 00:08:14,837 --> 00:08:16,637 Oh, uh, hey, after you. 233 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:19,529 No, no, after you, Mr. Man Panties. 234 00:08:19,554 --> 00:08:20,653 Excuse me? 235 00:08:20,678 --> 00:08:22,319 Yeah, no. That ridiculous underwear 236 00:08:22,344 --> 00:08:24,122 you were wearing on the patio the other night. 237 00:08:24,146 --> 00:08:25,579 The panties. 238 00:08:25,648 --> 00:08:27,247 I was in my own house, 239 00:08:27,272 --> 00:08:29,935 - and they are not panties. - Oh. 240 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,909 They are very expensive Fett by Fett Regoso 241 00:08:31,954 --> 00:08:33,821 high-performance, moisture-wicking briefs, 242 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,579 cut high for gluteal mobility. 243 00:08:35,691 --> 00:08:36,824 - Mm. - Yeah. 244 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:38,370 I post a picture of myself in them every day 245 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:40,461 to attract the attention of Fett Regoso Inc., 246 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:42,907 who are looking for online brand spokesmen. 247 00:08:42,932 --> 00:08:43,864 Wow. 248 00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:46,133 Wow with you. Wow. 249 00:08:46,202 --> 00:08:48,313 Okay, trust me, I don't like you any more than you like me. 250 00:08:48,337 --> 00:08:49,937 So, wow yourself. 251 00:08:50,005 --> 00:08:51,405 You know what, Josh, 252 00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:52,483 I actually don't dislike you. 253 00:08:52,508 --> 00:08:54,541 We are just wildly different people. 254 00:08:54,610 --> 00:08:55,787 You are on a different planet. 255 00:08:55,811 --> 00:08:57,277 We have absolutely nothing in common. 256 00:08:57,346 --> 00:08:58,145 What, you don't wear underwear? 257 00:08:58,258 --> 00:09:00,091 Dude, that's really dangerous. 258 00:09:00,116 --> 00:09:01,348 Like, what about zippers? 259 00:09:03,352 --> 00:09:04,685 - Oh, cool. - What? 260 00:09:04,754 --> 00:09:07,354 Did a bot like one of your panty pictures? 261 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:11,235 No. I got invited to a party at Paula's house. 262 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:13,026 No. 263 00:09:13,139 --> 00:09:14,672 I'm going to that party, too. 264 00:09:14,697 --> 00:09:17,097 Great. Fun. 265 00:09:17,166 --> 00:09:18,643 All right, look, since we're both going to the party 266 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:21,201 and especially since Rebecca will probably be there, 267 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,992 why don't we just agree to give each other a wide berth, hmm? 268 00:09:24,017 --> 00:09:26,907 - Fine. Done. - Deal. 269 00:09:27,642 --> 00:09:28,851 "Berth." 270 00:09:33,149 --> 00:09:34,915 ? ? 271 00:09:36,015 --> 00:09:37,228 Okay, so, basically, 272 00:09:37,253 --> 00:09:39,119 you got the easiest type of babysitting: 273 00:09:39,188 --> 00:09:40,454 sleep-time babysitting. 274 00:09:40,523 --> 00:09:42,803 She's been fed and changed 275 00:09:42,828 --> 00:09:44,091 and she's asleep in her crib. 276 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,414 Great. Great. This is gonna be easy. 277 00:09:46,439 --> 00:09:47,371 I'm not worried. 278 00:09:47,396 --> 00:09:48,829 Also, just in case, 279 00:09:48,898 --> 00:09:50,831 I printed out an article from Quimblepop. 280 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,900 "37 Things that Calm a Baby." 281 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,945 Oh, you're not gonna need that. She will not wake up. 282 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:56,136 - Never does. - It'll be fine. 283 00:09:56,161 --> 00:09:58,238 Listen, just-just get out of here. I got this. 284 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:01,642 Thanks. I'm excited about it. 285 00:10:01,710 --> 00:10:03,977 She's a pharmacist. 286 00:10:04,046 --> 00:10:05,312 You know what they say... 287 00:10:05,424 --> 00:10:07,057 Oh, I don't know what they say. 288 00:10:07,082 --> 00:10:08,082 Oh. I was hoping you did. 289 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,750 I don't know what to talk about with her. 290 00:10:09,819 --> 00:10:11,952 All right. Well, 291 00:10:12,021 --> 00:10:13,287 - wish me luck. - Okay. 292 00:10:13,399 --> 00:10:15,366 - Bye. - Bye. 293 00:10:15,391 --> 00:10:17,825 Ah. 294 00:10:19,295 --> 00:10:21,228 Okay. You're a baby. 295 00:10:28,771 --> 00:10:32,306 Yes! 90210 marathon. 296 00:10:32,687 --> 00:10:35,085 Just what I needed... A break from the drama. 297 00:10:35,110 --> 00:10:36,877 Except for the drama in Beverly Hills, 298 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,835 which I am all about. 299 00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:42,943 What? 300 00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:47,097 _ 301 00:10:47,122 --> 00:10:49,056 Uh... 302 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:52,562 _ 303 00:10:54,136 --> 00:10:57,641 - _ - Oh, my God. 304 00:10:57,666 --> 00:11:01,847 - Uh... - _ 305 00:11:01,871 --> 00:11:04,121 _ 306 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,714 Oh, my God. 307 00:11:08,277 --> 00:11:09,676 No. No, no, no, no, no. 308 00:11:09,745 --> 00:11:11,478 Baby, baby, shh, shh. 309 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,213 Quiet sounds, no sounds. 310 00:11:14,483 --> 00:11:16,817 No. Please, baby. Please, please, please. 311 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,975 A boy is coming over. Please? 312 00:11:22,936 --> 00:11:24,869 Okay. 313 00:11:24,894 --> 00:11:26,693 Okay. 314 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,374 Hi. You had something you wanted to say? 315 00:11:46,410 --> 00:11:49,135 Oh. This is gonna be a great game night. 316 00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:51,702 Well, except Rebecca's not gonna be here. 317 00:11:51,727 --> 00:11:52,840 I bet if you told her 318 00:11:52,865 --> 00:11:54,710 this game night was your law school graduation party... 319 00:11:54,735 --> 00:11:57,169 Uh-uh-uh-uh, shh, Scott, we're not talking about that. 320 00:11:57,435 --> 00:11:58,868 Okay, and don't say that to anyone. 321 00:11:58,893 --> 00:12:01,526 I don't want to hear the word "graduation" from you. 322 00:12:01,551 --> 00:12:03,760 I don't understand why you're being like this. 323 00:12:03,785 --> 00:12:05,875 Why didn't you invite everyone to the ceremony? 324 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:09,055 It was just me and Tommy, so we lost the unspoken 325 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,256 but very real cheering section competition. 326 00:12:11,281 --> 00:12:13,683 - Aw. - We stood no chance against the family 327 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,695 with the air horns and the confetti guns. 328 00:12:15,764 --> 00:12:18,213 You have to tell people what the party's for. 329 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,734 I don't want attention, I don't want fuss. 330 00:12:20,759 --> 00:12:22,625 I just want a fun game night. 331 00:12:24,558 --> 00:12:26,696 Thanks, everyone, for coming. 332 00:12:26,765 --> 00:12:28,631 So happy you could all make it. 333 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:31,000 You're all a part of my life in different ways. 334 00:12:31,112 --> 00:12:32,278 Husband, boss, 335 00:12:32,347 --> 00:12:35,215 girl group, partner, girl group, spouse, 336 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,260 and... Josh. 337 00:12:38,222 --> 00:12:39,246 So exciting 338 00:12:39,278 --> 00:12:41,812 to see your living room, Paula, I never been in here before. 339 00:12:42,523 --> 00:12:43,823 Where's Bunch? 340 00:12:43,891 --> 00:12:45,335 She's coming to this tonight, right? 341 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,594 I mean, she's part of your whole girl mob thing. 342 00:12:47,619 --> 00:12:49,441 I mean, not that I care. I don't care, obviously. 343 00:12:49,466 --> 00:12:51,418 Rebecca is not coming. 344 00:12:51,443 --> 00:12:52,932 Um, she's babysitting for Darryl. So, 345 00:12:53,371 --> 00:12:55,402 let me tell you about the game 346 00:12:55,427 --> 00:12:56,726 we're going to play. 347 00:12:56,795 --> 00:12:59,562 I made it up myself, and it's called... 348 00:13:00,433 --> 00:13:01,931 Trial by Fire. 349 00:13:03,668 --> 00:13:06,279 Ha, ha! Interesting name, Paula. 350 00:13:06,348 --> 00:13:09,015 What is this game, and how is it played? 351 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,073 Well, Scott, I'm so glad you asked. 352 00:13:11,098 --> 00:13:13,386 It's a combination 353 00:13:13,411 --> 00:13:16,947 of Celebrity and charades, and the twist is... 354 00:13:16,972 --> 00:13:18,699 all the famous people 355 00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:21,117 are people from famous trials. 356 00:13:23,621 --> 00:13:24,720 - Huh. - Hmm. 357 00:13:24,745 --> 00:13:26,766 That sounds so... great, 358 00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:28,458 but if you're open about games, 359 00:13:28,483 --> 00:13:30,737 I do love traditional charades. 360 00:13:30,762 --> 00:13:31,762 Or Mafia is fun. 361 00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:32,762 - Oh, yes. - Yes. Yes. 362 00:13:32,831 --> 00:13:34,030 Water polo. 363 00:13:35,777 --> 00:13:37,677 Not an option? It is a game. 364 00:13:37,702 --> 00:13:40,970 Yes. No. Thanks, everyone, for those wonderful suggestions, 365 00:13:40,995 --> 00:13:42,115 but, you know, 366 00:13:42,140 --> 00:13:43,317 tonight, for no particular reason, 367 00:13:43,341 --> 00:13:45,141 I would like to play a law-themed game. 368 00:13:45,210 --> 00:13:46,576 I think you'll really like it. 369 00:13:46,644 --> 00:13:47,944 So, now, 370 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:52,158 everybody, pick a number out of the hat. 371 00:13:52,183 --> 00:13:53,950 Huh. So we're gonna pick a number, 372 00:13:54,018 --> 00:13:55,618 and then square off and compete 373 00:13:55,687 --> 00:13:57,386 against each other in your living room, 374 00:13:57,455 --> 00:13:59,533 and that's what middle-class people do, and that's cool? 375 00:13:59,557 --> 00:14:01,390 Yeah, it's a game night, dude. 376 00:14:01,415 --> 00:14:03,970 Oh, this is exciting. I love competing, 377 00:14:03,995 --> 00:14:06,462 and, you know, I really like winning, so... 378 00:14:06,487 --> 00:14:08,371 I'm gonna win this. I'm gonna win! 379 00:14:08,967 --> 00:14:11,067 Team One! Who's got it? 380 00:14:11,092 --> 00:14:13,293 Uh, me. 381 00:14:13,404 --> 00:14:17,106 Oh. Uh... Huh. You know, actually, I think, now that I'm looking at it, 382 00:14:17,131 --> 00:14:19,398 it looked more like a "seven" or an "L." 383 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,689 You know, I'm not that excited, either. You're mean. 384 00:14:21,714 --> 00:14:24,691 I'm not mean, okay? I'm nice now! 385 00:14:26,863 --> 00:14:28,228 Baby, are you a "three"? 386 00:14:28,253 --> 00:14:29,619 Uh, no, I'm "four." 387 00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:32,455 - Me, too. - Cool. Yes. 388 00:14:32,524 --> 00:14:33,756 Team Two! 389 00:14:33,825 --> 00:14:35,491 Oh! Yay! Me, too! 390 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,026 Ha, ha! 391 00:14:37,095 --> 00:14:40,930 So that means, the other person who is "three" is... 392 00:14:40,999 --> 00:14:43,799 Yup. It's me. 393 00:14:43,868 --> 00:14:45,301 Huh. 394 00:14:47,372 --> 00:14:48,671 They have a history. 395 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:50,106 I don't exactly know what happened, 396 00:14:50,174 --> 00:14:52,008 but Valencia is always really mean to Hector. 397 00:14:52,076 --> 00:14:54,277 Oh, I know. Trust me. I've heard all about it. 398 00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:57,547 Okay, everyone, let's play! 399 00:15:02,808 --> 00:15:05,354 Don't worry. This is gonna stop soon, because Darryl said 400 00:15:05,423 --> 00:15:06,667 she barely cries, so she'll stop crying soon, 401 00:15:06,691 --> 00:15:08,702 and then you can finally tell me what you want to tell me. 402 00:15:08,726 --> 00:15:10,960 - You want me to try? - No. No, no, no. 403 00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:13,107 I don't know what you could do that I'm possibly not doing, 404 00:15:13,131 --> 00:15:15,009 'cause, you know, if anyone should be able to soothe her, 405 00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:17,867 it's me, 'cause we're related, so... 406 00:15:17,936 --> 00:15:19,702 You know what? I'm just gonna... Shh... 407 00:15:19,771 --> 00:15:21,337 What? 408 00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:25,441 What? 409 00:15:25,553 --> 00:15:27,720 What just happened? How did you do that? 410 00:15:27,745 --> 00:15:29,011 I don't know. I just... 411 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,179 - Can I try? - Yeah. 412 00:15:30,248 --> 00:15:31,447 Let me try. 413 00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:32,648 Shh... 414 00:15:32,717 --> 00:15:33,883 Oh! 415 00:15:33,952 --> 00:15:36,152 Okay. Okay. All right. All right. 416 00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:37,653 Okay, okay. 417 00:15:37,722 --> 00:15:39,822 What the... ? I can't soothe her at all, 418 00:15:39,891 --> 00:15:42,091 and you just did it like... that. 419 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,668 Yeah, so, listen, Rebecca, I wanted to tell you... 420 00:15:45,576 --> 00:15:47,107 You know, I'll just, I'll stay in this position. 421 00:15:47,131 --> 00:15:48,531 What I wanted to tell you... 422 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,355 Hey, I really want to hear what you have to say, 423 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:52,313 but just a quick, tiny question. 424 00:15:52,713 --> 00:15:55,981 What do I do about the fact that this baby hates me? 425 00:16:00,141 --> 00:16:02,468 Okay, so, round one. 426 00:16:02,493 --> 00:16:04,136 Scott and I will go first. 427 00:16:04,205 --> 00:16:05,370 You ready, babe? 428 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:07,249 Oh, you bet. Honey, let's do this! Okay, go. 429 00:16:07,274 --> 00:16:09,641 Um, uh... 430 00:16:09,710 --> 00:16:11,110 Heathers, shoplifting. 431 00:16:11,135 --> 00:16:13,589 - Uh, Winona Ryder! - Yes! Okay. 432 00:16:14,071 --> 00:16:16,125 Uh, um... duel, britches. 433 00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:18,050 - Aaron Burr! - Yes. 434 00:16:18,821 --> 00:16:21,053 - Uh, oh, his dad shot him. - Marvin Gaye. 435 00:16:21,078 --> 00:16:22,610 Right. 436 00:16:22,723 --> 00:16:25,657 - Uh... oh, she axed her parents. - Lizzie Borden. 437 00:16:25,682 --> 00:16:27,559 Yes. 438 00:16:27,584 --> 00:16:28,871 Uh, evolution trial! 439 00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:30,462 - John T. Scopes! - Yes! 440 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,296 Time! 441 00:16:31,332 --> 00:16:32,431 Oh! 442 00:16:33,657 --> 00:16:35,356 Oh! Oh, 443 00:16:35,381 --> 00:16:37,880 I learned so much about the law from your flash cards, honey. 444 00:16:37,905 --> 00:16:42,307 - Mm. - It's almost like I'm the one who grad... ually... 445 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,910 learned about the legal system through flash cards. 446 00:16:44,979 --> 00:16:47,346 Well, wait. Um, what happened to Marvin Gaye? 447 00:16:47,371 --> 00:16:49,158 Oh, his dad murdered him. Anyway... 448 00:16:49,183 --> 00:16:50,282 As an adult? 449 00:16:51,418 --> 00:16:52,885 No, Josh, as a baby. 450 00:16:52,953 --> 00:16:54,920 Marvin Gaye was murdered as a baby. 451 00:16:54,989 --> 00:16:57,856 All the music that he made that you love, he made as a baby. 452 00:16:58,158 --> 00:16:59,190 Whoa. 453 00:17:00,327 --> 00:17:01,531 Fun! 454 00:17:01,556 --> 00:17:04,863 Fun talking! Um... okay, Valencia and Hector. 455 00:17:04,888 --> 00:17:06,154 Your turn. 456 00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:08,433 Uh... 457 00:17:08,502 --> 00:17:10,636 Uh, okay, uh, just, uh, as a reminder, 458 00:17:10,704 --> 00:17:15,060 uh, in this game, everyone has to be nice to everyone else. 459 00:17:15,085 --> 00:17:16,418 Is that correct? 460 00:17:16,443 --> 00:17:17,976 That's-that's one of the rules, right? 461 00:17:18,045 --> 00:17:19,611 Of course we'll be nice to each other. 462 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,741 I've always been nice to you, Hector. 463 00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:23,015 We go way back. 464 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:27,696 Si arruinas esto, Te mataré y arrojaré Tu cuerpo a un río. Okay? 465 00:17:27,721 --> 00:17:30,142 Oh, you guys are bonding in Spanish! 466 00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:31,433 So great! 467 00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:32,791 Oh! Okay, well, come on up! 468 00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:33,959 Yup. 469 00:17:34,028 --> 00:17:35,928 Huh. I dropped out of Spanish, 470 00:17:35,953 --> 00:17:38,007 but I definitely heard the word "kill." 471 00:17:38,032 --> 00:17:40,286 Also, "river," so not great. 472 00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:42,678 Maybe... kill, river... They're planning a fishing trip. 473 00:17:43,343 --> 00:17:44,609 Maybe. 474 00:17:50,077 --> 00:17:51,410 Okay. 475 00:17:52,758 --> 00:17:53,796 I don't know this one. 476 00:17:53,828 --> 00:17:55,454 - Mm. - Pass. 477 00:17:55,516 --> 00:17:57,916 Pass. Pass. 478 00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:01,311 Pass. Pass. 479 00:18:02,324 --> 00:18:04,257 Pass. Pass. 480 00:18:05,392 --> 00:18:07,526 Pass. Pass. 481 00:18:07,595 --> 00:18:08,527 Pass. 482 00:18:08,596 --> 00:18:09,995 Pass. 483 00:18:10,108 --> 00:18:12,575 Pass. Pass. Pass. 484 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,534 - And time. - Yes! Done! 485 00:18:15,603 --> 00:18:19,504 Perfect. Nicely done, Hector. Strong work. 486 00:18:19,603 --> 00:18:22,139 Stop. She does that with her eyebrow 487 00:18:22,164 --> 00:18:23,819 when she's about to assassinate me. 488 00:18:23,906 --> 00:18:25,539 And yet you're still alive. 489 00:18:35,986 --> 00:18:36,875 Okay. 490 00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,767 She's finally asleep. 491 00:18:39,336 --> 00:18:40,626 We did it. 492 00:18:40,782 --> 00:18:41,948 What? No. You did it. 493 00:18:41,973 --> 00:18:43,939 I didn't do anything. 494 00:18:44,901 --> 00:18:46,968 She hates me. 495 00:18:47,977 --> 00:18:49,111 Yeah, this is it. 496 00:18:49,136 --> 00:18:50,969 This is why I've been avoiding this baby. 497 00:18:51,038 --> 00:18:52,678 It's 'cause I knew that she would hate me. 498 00:18:52,706 --> 00:18:54,710 Well... I knew that she would know 499 00:18:54,735 --> 00:18:56,685 that I am dangerous and destructive. 500 00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:58,477 - Rebecca... - Greg. 501 00:18:58,589 --> 00:19:00,756 Darryl says she never cries, and she's around me 502 00:19:00,781 --> 00:19:03,248 for two seconds, and she turns into The Exorcist? 503 00:19:03,361 --> 00:19:04,593 No. The best thing for her 504 00:19:04,618 --> 00:19:07,586 is for me to just stay as far away from her as possible. 505 00:19:07,655 --> 00:19:09,221 I mean, I've-I've done enough damage 506 00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:12,257 bringing her into this world and giving her my garbage genes. 507 00:19:12,326 --> 00:19:14,326 I just... I just need to stay far away from her, 508 00:19:14,395 --> 00:19:16,115 because, also, I bring out the worst in her, 509 00:19:16,163 --> 00:19:18,141 because I bring out the worst in everybody, even babies. 510 00:19:18,165 --> 00:19:19,965 - Come on, stop. - I mean, you know it's true. 511 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:23,568 You left West Covina just to get away from me, 512 00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:25,258 and look how well you're doing. 513 00:19:25,283 --> 00:19:26,515 So, clearly, 514 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,285 everyone is better off without me, just face it. 515 00:19:28,309 --> 00:19:29,641 Rebecca, stop. 516 00:19:30,144 --> 00:19:31,421 If everyone was better off without you, 517 00:19:31,445 --> 00:19:32,978 then why did I come here to tell you 518 00:19:33,003 --> 00:19:34,947 that I can't stop thinking about you, and I miss you, 519 00:19:34,972 --> 00:19:37,273 and I clearly still have feelings for you? 520 00:19:38,563 --> 00:19:40,540 Wait. I think something slipped out there. 521 00:19:40,565 --> 00:19:41,864 Did something slip out? 522 00:19:44,328 --> 00:19:46,325 You still have feelings for me? 523 00:19:46,631 --> 00:19:48,298 Oh, yeah, that's what slipped out. 524 00:19:48,323 --> 00:19:49,789 You, um... 525 00:19:51,563 --> 00:19:52,675 I'm sorry. What? 526 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,133 Look, the thing is, I realized how I felt about you, 527 00:19:55,158 --> 00:19:57,646 came over to tell you, and all those guys were there, 528 00:19:57,671 --> 00:20:00,360 and that was not enjoyable, but I don't care. 529 00:20:00,385 --> 00:20:03,186 I can't stop thinking about you. 530 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,189 What do you think? 531 00:20:07,487 --> 00:20:12,090 I think that I feel... the exact same way. 532 00:20:24,969 --> 00:20:26,396 We should really get the baby out of this room. 533 00:20:26,421 --> 00:20:28,281 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - We should do that. Yeah. Yeah. 534 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:33,515 Okay, and... 535 00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:35,686 Everyone is still having fun. 536 00:20:35,711 --> 00:20:36,818 Uh... 537 00:20:36,886 --> 00:20:38,913 Josh... and Nathaniel, 538 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,664 come on, show 'em how it's done. 539 00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:42,828 All right, buddy, come on, let's crush it! 540 00:20:42,853 --> 00:20:44,519 - Come on! - Okay. 541 00:20:47,391 --> 00:20:49,858 Okay, uh, okay, this is, um, three names. 542 00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:52,367 Uh, first one is a, uh, creature 543 00:20:52,392 --> 00:20:54,208 in an animated movie about a cat, 544 00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:57,576 and last name is... another movie, uh, not animated, 545 00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:59,883 uh, about a guy who's 546 00:20:59,908 --> 00:21:03,343 super smart and... speaks in an accent. 547 00:21:08,779 --> 00:21:10,645 Uh... what? 548 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,503 Well, it says "Oliver Wendell Holmes." 549 00:21:12,528 --> 00:21:14,094 That's a Supreme Court justice. 550 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:14,985 No one knows that. 551 00:21:15,010 --> 00:21:17,041 No one knows who plays a creature in an animated movie. 552 00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:19,654 Yeah, they do. It's called Oliver & Company, 553 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,145 so... Oliver. 554 00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:22,825 Okay, let's just keep... just... 555 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:23,981 And time. 556 00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:25,906 - How many did we get? - How many did we... ? 557 00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:27,885 Zero. We got zero. 558 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:30,665 We need a strategy. 559 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,478 We're getting creamed out there. 560 00:21:32,503 --> 00:21:35,070 Yeah, I know. But it's just a dumb game night. 561 00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:36,335 It's not a big deal, all right? 562 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,559 Not a big deal? 563 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:38,863 It's a competition. 564 00:21:38,932 --> 00:21:40,998 All right? It's something that we can win. 565 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,178 It's a symbol of our strength. 566 00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:43,835 - We need to be a team. - I don't know 567 00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:45,827 if I want to be on the same team as you. 568 00:21:45,852 --> 00:21:48,186 We don't even like each other. Like I said, you're mean. 569 00:21:48,211 --> 00:21:49,243 Not anymore! 570 00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:52,289 Look... look, who cares about "like"? 571 00:21:52,314 --> 00:21:54,189 We're teammates. You think I liked 572 00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:56,914 all the testosterone jerks on my water polo team? 573 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,894 Of course... they're my brothers and I love them. 574 00:21:58,919 --> 00:22:01,720 But did I always like them? No. But we had to work together 575 00:22:01,745 --> 00:22:03,344 to get the little ball into the net. 576 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,922 Right, I-I hear that. 577 00:22:05,446 --> 00:22:07,692 I mean, I don't like all the guys at my dojo, 578 00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,927 but I have to trust them because they hold the wood 579 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,696 - for board-breaking. - Wait a minute. 580 00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:12,721 That's it. 581 00:22:12,746 --> 00:22:14,212 Sports. 582 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:15,821 You're an athlete, I'm an athlete. 583 00:22:15,846 --> 00:22:17,258 That's what we have in common. 584 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:18,881 Wow, we actually have something in common. 585 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:19,905 Look, you and I 586 00:22:19,930 --> 00:22:21,196 are very different, 587 00:22:21,221 --> 00:22:23,722 but, really, we speak the same language. 588 00:22:23,747 --> 00:22:25,246 - We do? - Yeah, we do. 589 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,453 ? We're down for the count ? 590 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,221 ? It's down to the wire ? 591 00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:38,890 ? We can't drop the ball ? 592 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,591 ? We gotta aim a little higher ? 593 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,860 ? 'Cause when we're on the ropes ? 594 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,729 ? And it's our turn at bat ? 595 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:46,798 ? We gotta throw a Hail Mary ? 596 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,534 ? Gotta go to the mat ? 597 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:53,070 ? Sports analogies, sports analogies ? 598 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:54,605 ? We found the common ground ? 599 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,774 ? In all men's personalities ? 600 00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:58,409 ? We talk a big game ? 601 00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:00,244 ? That's how we relate ? 602 00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:02,713 ? It's the easiest way for men to ? 603 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,048 ? Communicate ? 604 00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:05,117 Hike! 605 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,787 ? It's par for the course ? 606 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,856 ? When you're in the home stretch ? 607 00:23:11,925 --> 00:23:14,025 ? To swing for the fences ? 608 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,459 ? With a full-court press ? 609 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:18,029 ? We're on the one-yard line ? 610 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:19,430 ? Inches to go ? 611 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:21,465 ? So you pitch and I'll catch ? 612 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:22,967 ? 'Cause it's our lead to blow ? 613 00:23:23,036 --> 00:23:25,803 ? Let's use more sports analogies ? 614 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,572 ? Sports analogies ? 615 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,540 ? They help men cope with life's ? 616 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,475 ? Harsh realities ? 617 00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:32,944 ? Let's spew more clichés ? 618 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,946 ? Till we run out the clock ? 619 00:23:35,014 --> 00:23:36,781 ? Just keep your eye on the ball ? 620 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,616 - ? The puck ? - ? And my shuttlecock ? 621 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:39,717 ? Hey! ? 622 00:23:39,742 --> 00:23:41,675 ? ? 623 00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:51,929 All right, let's get these shots. 624 00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:53,475 Wait-wait-wait-wait. Come on. Come on, here we go. 625 00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:54,265 One, two, three, here we go. 626 00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:58,202 - Sh-Sh-Sh-Shoot one more. Ready? - Okay. Mm. 627 00:23:58,271 --> 00:23:59,871 Come on! We can do it, we can do it. 628 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,106 Here, cheers. 629 00:24:02,175 --> 00:24:03,941 ? Sometimes when we watch sports ? 630 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:05,776 ? We get sad ? 631 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:10,181 ? And we make it seem like we're sad about the sports ? 632 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:13,818 ? But we're not really crying about the game at all ? 633 00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:18,756 ? Who really cares about a game of basketball? ? 634 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:20,258 ? We're sad ? 635 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:22,760 ? About our dads ? 636 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:26,898 ? We couldn't talk to our dads ? 637 00:24:27,853 --> 00:24:29,367 ? Unless we used ? 638 00:24:29,392 --> 00:24:31,279 ? Sports analogies ? 639 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:33,104 ? Sports analogies ? 640 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,939 ? Men feel safe with these ? 641 00:24:35,008 --> 00:24:36,540 ? Empty generalities ? 642 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,542 ? Let's go for the gold ? 643 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,211 ? And then we'll hit the lockers ? 644 00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,179 ? We're American men ? 645 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,248 ? We like all sports except for soccer ? 646 00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,218 ? 'Cause soccer's just a bunch ? 647 00:24:47,287 --> 00:24:49,453 ? Of foreigners runnin' around ? 648 00:24:49,717 --> 00:24:51,095 ? Yeah! ? 649 00:24:54,850 --> 00:24:56,750 What'd you think, Dad? 650 00:24:56,775 --> 00:24:58,416 I don't know. 651 00:24:58,441 --> 00:24:59,573 Come on. 652 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,213 Please? 653 00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:08,472 Yes. 654 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,178 Okay. 655 00:25:14,203 --> 00:25:15,744 Baby's moved. 656 00:25:15,769 --> 00:25:19,002 Should we un-pause? Press play? 657 00:25:22,033 --> 00:25:23,254 I was really enjoying the kissing 658 00:25:23,323 --> 00:25:24,989 from a few minutes ago, but... 659 00:25:25,014 --> 00:25:27,180 Yeah, something feels... weird. 660 00:25:27,205 --> 00:25:29,072 Um... 661 00:25:30,012 --> 00:25:31,211 So, listen. 662 00:25:31,986 --> 00:25:33,531 You know me... I'm usually the first person 663 00:25:33,556 --> 00:25:37,158 to impulsively throw myself into any really romantic moment, 664 00:25:37,183 --> 00:25:38,849 but I think I got to just... 665 00:25:39,049 --> 00:25:40,882 take a beat and deal with the fact 666 00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:43,474 that right before you so sweetly kissed me, I was... 667 00:25:43,499 --> 00:25:45,299 in the middle of a shame spiral. 668 00:25:45,411 --> 00:25:47,345 Which isn't just a me thing. 669 00:25:47,370 --> 00:25:50,213 That's a thing that happens with my disorder, BPD. 670 00:25:50,238 --> 00:25:52,783 Um, and basically, it's what you saw. 671 00:25:52,808 --> 00:25:55,742 I can spiral out about things, in this case... 672 00:25:56,377 --> 00:25:57,788 oh, my fear that everyone hates me 673 00:25:57,857 --> 00:26:00,291 and that I'm a contagious plague in the form of a woman, 674 00:26:00,316 --> 00:26:02,060 even though intellectually I know that I'm not. 675 00:26:02,525 --> 00:26:03,871 Yeah. 676 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:07,127 Hey, I'm sorry if I bombarded you in that moment. 677 00:26:07,152 --> 00:26:08,847 No, it's totally fine, and I loved it. 678 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:11,569 I just, I need to make sure that I'm not relying on your feelings 679 00:26:11,594 --> 00:26:12,834 for my own sense of self-worth. 680 00:26:12,859 --> 00:26:14,792 Right, and I totally hear that. 681 00:26:14,817 --> 00:26:16,750 And you are very wise. 682 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,189 Oh... 683 00:26:22,232 --> 00:26:25,666 So can we kiss again, or not? 684 00:26:27,164 --> 00:26:28,763 Yes. 685 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,254 Un-pause. 686 00:26:30,759 --> 00:26:31,889 We can resume kissing. 687 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:33,090 Great. 688 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:35,092 ? ? 689 00:26:37,082 --> 00:26:38,748 I'm so glad we un-paused. 690 00:26:38,773 --> 00:26:40,006 Me, too. 691 00:26:43,036 --> 00:26:44,568 Ow, ow, ow. There's something under me. 692 00:26:44,637 --> 00:26:45,903 Oh, okay. 693 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,304 Ooh! 694 00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:48,973 What... ? 695 00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:51,342 Oh, there's a toy halfway up my ass. 696 00:27:07,009 --> 00:27:08,536 This is all a big mess. 697 00:27:08,561 --> 00:27:11,017 Where did Josh and Nathaniel even go? 698 00:27:11,042 --> 00:27:13,941 We don't know, but... would you mind if we left? 699 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,100 Hector is very triggered. 700 00:27:16,972 --> 00:27:18,472 - No! - Wha... 701 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:20,871 Uh, come on, you guys, 702 00:27:20,896 --> 00:27:22,562 we just got started. 703 00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:24,308 I mean, you can't leave. 704 00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:26,833 No one leave. Please. 705 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:28,379 Everything's going wrong. 706 00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:30,414 Rebecca couldn't come, everyone sucks at the game 707 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:33,751 or is ignoring the game or fighting or all of these things. 708 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:36,020 Honey, maybe we should play a different game. 709 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:37,521 Or-or no games. 710 00:27:37,590 --> 00:27:40,191 A-And maybe we should tell people why they're here. 711 00:27:40,216 --> 00:27:42,603 No. No way! 712 00:27:42,628 --> 00:27:45,029 I don't want to tell people that I graduated 713 00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:46,697 and that's what this party is. 714 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:50,668 That kind of attention makes me feel so uncomfortable 715 00:27:50,736 --> 00:27:53,170 and awkward and anxious 716 00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:56,540 and-and pressured to be something or say something. 717 00:27:57,605 --> 00:28:01,252 This is my own private victory. 718 00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:05,326 The little girl who loved People's Court made it 719 00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:07,751 all the way, and I want to savor it 720 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:11,019 in my own way, on my own, with everyone coming over 721 00:28:11,044 --> 00:28:13,277 and doing exactly what I want them to do 722 00:28:13,302 --> 00:28:14,702 at every moment without being asked. 723 00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:17,561 Babe. You can't expect people to know what you want 724 00:28:17,586 --> 00:28:19,119 without telling them. 725 00:28:19,144 --> 00:28:20,843 No one here is a mind reader, 726 00:28:20,868 --> 00:28:22,610 except maybe Valencia. 727 00:28:22,635 --> 00:28:24,301 She's into that occult stuff. 728 00:28:24,326 --> 00:28:25,492 Whatever. 729 00:28:25,517 --> 00:28:27,415 It doesn't matter. 730 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,736 Let's... just go back in there 731 00:28:29,761 --> 00:28:30,860 and call it off. 732 00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:32,776 No. 733 00:28:34,181 --> 00:28:35,813 We're gonna go out there 734 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:38,582 and tell people you graduated right now. 735 00:28:38,607 --> 00:28:39,706 - But... - Hon. 736 00:28:39,731 --> 00:28:41,664 I listen to you most of the time... 737 00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:44,054 Almost all the time... Because you're smart 738 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:45,623 and I respect you, 739 00:28:45,691 --> 00:28:47,625 but you're wrong about this. 740 00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:50,027 It's time for you to listen to me. 741 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:03,095 Hey, guys. 742 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,519 So, um... 743 00:29:05,276 --> 00:29:06,830 I graduated from law school. 744 00:29:06,862 --> 00:29:08,900 - Whoa. - What? When? 745 00:29:09,018 --> 00:29:09,950 Last week. 746 00:29:10,027 --> 00:29:11,893 And you didn't tell or invite anyone? 747 00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:13,502 Who was your graduation speaker? 748 00:29:13,527 --> 00:29:14,693 Was it Mindy Kaling? 749 00:29:14,885 --> 00:29:17,418 She spoke at Harvard Law in 2014. 750 00:29:18,435 --> 00:29:20,968 - What? I Stan. - I just... 751 00:29:21,619 --> 00:29:25,260 I have trouble celebrating myself, 752 00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:28,863 and it may stem from an incident at my 11th birthday party 753 00:29:28,932 --> 00:29:31,799 where my dad told everyone I had breast buds. 754 00:29:31,868 --> 00:29:33,244 Dads. 755 00:29:33,269 --> 00:29:34,635 - Yep. - But... 756 00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:35,759 Scott is right. 757 00:29:36,048 --> 00:29:37,739 And, um, I need to learn 758 00:29:37,764 --> 00:29:39,517 how to tell people what I want 759 00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,709 and what I need and how I feel. 760 00:29:41,943 --> 00:29:44,310 Look, you guys, if you don't want to play 761 00:29:44,335 --> 00:29:46,902 my law-themed game or any game tonight, that is fine. 762 00:29:46,927 --> 00:29:49,828 We can just relax and talk and drink and... 763 00:29:49,853 --> 00:29:51,252 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 764 00:29:51,288 --> 00:29:52,487 Not play games? Screw that. 765 00:29:52,512 --> 00:29:54,275 Chan and I got a game to win. 766 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:55,899 - Really? - Yeah, we do. 767 00:29:55,924 --> 00:29:56,856 Yeah, come on, Chan, batter up. 768 00:29:57,227 --> 00:29:59,060 Ready? 769 00:29:59,129 --> 00:30:00,428 Yeah. All right. 770 00:30:00,497 --> 00:30:02,230 Look right here, right here. 771 00:30:02,299 --> 00:30:03,831 Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, right there. 772 00:30:03,856 --> 00:30:08,069 Okay. He coached a team in L.A., 773 00:30:08,138 --> 00:30:11,539 uh, made up of women who murdered celebrity opponents. 774 00:30:11,608 --> 00:30:12,707 Charles Manson? 775 00:30:12,776 --> 00:30:13,776 Yes! 776 00:30:13,843 --> 00:30:14,676 - What? - Wow. 777 00:30:14,744 --> 00:30:16,177 Um, all right, um, okay. 778 00:30:16,246 --> 00:30:19,447 This dude lied about an at-bat with an opponent 779 00:30:19,472 --> 00:30:22,239 who wore a blue uniform she saved in her closet. 780 00:30:22,352 --> 00:30:23,751 - Bill Clinton! - Yes! 781 00:30:23,820 --> 00:30:24,886 Whoa-ho-ho-ho! 782 00:30:24,955 --> 00:30:26,788 Okay, so this is the lady who tells you how 783 00:30:26,813 --> 00:30:29,381 to sweep home plate and grill the hot dogs for the game, 784 00:30:29,406 --> 00:30:32,095 and she went to jail for something financial, 785 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,642 but it's too confusing for you to understand. 786 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:35,334 - Martha Stewart! - Yes! 787 00:30:37,924 --> 00:30:38,777 Time! 788 00:30:38,802 --> 00:30:40,602 - Yes! - Whoo! 789 00:30:40,670 --> 00:30:43,738 - Did we win? - No, no. Paula and Scott scored, like, 790 00:30:43,807 --> 00:30:44,939 twice as many as we did. 791 00:30:45,008 --> 00:30:46,852 But, dude, come on, what a great showing, right? 792 00:30:46,876 --> 00:30:48,042 I'm proud of us! 793 00:30:48,067 --> 00:30:49,600 You played the game right! 794 00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:50,924 We played the game right! 795 00:30:51,081 --> 00:30:52,547 - Yeah! - Yeah! Come on! 796 00:30:52,572 --> 00:30:53,715 Played the game right. Yes... 797 00:30:53,783 --> 00:30:54,882 played the game right. 798 00:31:06,799 --> 00:31:09,524 All right, look, I get that you're scared of me. 799 00:31:09,557 --> 00:31:10,923 And there's a reason for that. 800 00:31:10,948 --> 00:31:12,247 Because you're very mean to me? 801 00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:13,972 Right. I'll admit it. I am. 802 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:15,497 Why? Why, Valencia? 803 00:31:15,522 --> 00:31:17,555 I've always just been nice to you. 804 00:31:17,624 --> 00:31:19,090 Yes, exactly. 805 00:31:19,115 --> 00:31:21,015 You're nice to me and to everyone else. 806 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,506 You're nice and easygoing and fun, 807 00:31:22,531 --> 00:31:24,264 and everyone likes you more than me. 808 00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,641 Our kindergarten class, our Sunday school teacher, 809 00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:28,633 the bus driver, and even Josh. 810 00:31:28,745 --> 00:31:31,780 It's so easy for you, and it makes me jealous. 811 00:31:32,330 --> 00:31:33,314 That's not true. 812 00:31:33,339 --> 00:31:34,906 Not everyone likes me. 813 00:31:34,974 --> 00:31:37,008 There is one person who I liked 814 00:31:37,077 --> 00:31:38,810 who never liked me. 815 00:31:38,835 --> 00:31:40,522 Oh, please, who? The smelly gym teacher? 816 00:31:40,547 --> 00:31:43,247 Hector, why did you care if he liked you? He smelled. 817 00:31:43,272 --> 00:31:44,471 No. You. 818 00:31:44,628 --> 00:31:45,994 You, Valencia. 819 00:31:46,634 --> 00:31:48,486 You like me? 820 00:31:48,511 --> 00:31:49,743 Of course I do. 821 00:31:49,856 --> 00:31:52,123 You're smart and cool and hella fashionable. 822 00:31:52,236 --> 00:31:54,169 I want to be friends. 823 00:31:54,194 --> 00:31:55,593 Why didn't you ever say that? 824 00:31:55,618 --> 00:31:58,218 You were too busy yelling at me. 825 00:31:58,331 --> 00:32:00,198 Oh. 826 00:32:00,711 --> 00:32:02,511 I'm sorry. 827 00:32:02,884 --> 00:32:04,402 I won't do that anymore. 828 00:32:05,072 --> 00:32:06,214 You won't? 829 00:32:06,239 --> 00:32:08,506 No way. Now that I know you're a fan? 830 00:32:08,895 --> 00:32:10,761 I love my fans. 831 00:32:12,607 --> 00:32:15,175 Okay. Cool. 832 00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:19,077 We'll have to practice that. 833 00:32:30,512 --> 00:32:33,464 Wow. 834 00:32:33,489 --> 00:32:36,790 - This was a surprise. - Yeah. 835 00:32:36,903 --> 00:32:39,036 - I'm glad you came over. - Me, too. 836 00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:45,362 - Hey, Greg? - Hmm. 837 00:32:46,023 --> 00:32:48,323 I, uh... 838 00:32:48,348 --> 00:32:49,752 I don't want to mess this up. 839 00:32:51,084 --> 00:32:54,852 I still have a teeny, tiny tendency to mess things up. 840 00:32:55,272 --> 00:32:58,874 So what? We both do. Everyone does. 841 00:32:59,626 --> 00:33:01,893 So you think we can do this? 842 00:33:02,449 --> 00:33:04,158 You think we can... 843 00:33:04,531 --> 00:33:08,499 start again for the... 844 00:33:08,524 --> 00:33:10,111 80th time? 845 00:33:10,136 --> 00:33:11,536 Yeah. 846 00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:18,876 ? I mean, is anyone we meet really that new to us? ? 847 00:33:18,901 --> 00:33:21,768 ? We're all the same species that grew ? 848 00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:23,126 ? In a uterus ? 849 00:33:23,151 --> 00:33:25,251 ? A kiss is a kiss ? 850 00:33:25,451 --> 00:33:27,185 ? A face is a face ? 851 00:33:27,253 --> 00:33:29,587 ? So what if we met ? 852 00:33:29,656 --> 00:33:34,314 ? In another time and another place? ? 853 00:33:37,564 --> 00:33:40,264 I'll get her. 854 00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:43,034 No, no. I'll go. 855 00:33:43,102 --> 00:33:44,102 Okay. 856 00:34:00,746 --> 00:34:05,494 _ 857 00:34:05,518 --> 00:34:07,767 _ 858 00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:10,079 _ 859 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:23,161 Nope. 860 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,820 Hey, man, what you doing? 861 00:34:25,845 --> 00:34:28,879 Oh, uh, this fridge has good light, and, like I said, 862 00:34:28,904 --> 00:34:31,291 I'm trying to get this Fett Regoso sponsorship. 863 00:34:31,316 --> 00:34:33,556 Oh. You want me to take a photo? 864 00:34:34,397 --> 00:34:35,763 Oh, that'd be great. 865 00:34:35,788 --> 00:34:37,455 Thanks, man. Yeah. 866 00:34:37,523 --> 00:34:40,491 - All right. Obviously you want the underwear in there, right? - Yeah. 867 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:41,692 Oh, and... 868 00:34:41,761 --> 00:34:42,972 That's... No, that's... Yeah, there. 869 00:34:42,996 --> 00:34:44,273 That's better. Uh-huh. Is that better? Okay, cool. 870 00:34:44,297 --> 00:34:45,997 Hmm. 871 00:34:46,065 --> 00:34:46,998 Huh. 872 00:34:47,066 --> 00:34:48,165 Right there? 873 00:34:48,234 --> 00:34:50,668 - Selfies for that Fett thing? - Yeah. 874 00:34:50,693 --> 00:34:52,459 I think you need a fill light. 875 00:34:52,484 --> 00:34:53,861 Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah, that'd be dope. 876 00:34:53,886 --> 00:34:55,283 I'm gonna get low. 877 00:34:55,308 --> 00:34:56,907 - Here we go. - Yeah, this is good. 878 00:34:56,976 --> 00:34:59,088 - Yeah, should I open, like... - Yeah, open up, but just relax. 879 00:34:59,112 --> 00:35:00,500 - Just relax. - Okay. Hmm. 880 00:35:00,525 --> 00:35:02,446 Is this for the Fett thing? 881 00:35:02,515 --> 00:35:03,859 You know, this is gonna look too staged. 882 00:35:03,883 --> 00:35:05,316 I'll be candid in the back. 883 00:35:05,385 --> 00:35:06,517 - Good call. - Yes. 884 00:35:06,586 --> 00:35:07,852 - Yeah. - Yeah. All right. 885 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,320 Cool. Super natural. 886 00:35:09,389 --> 00:35:12,290 Right? Just relax. Everything's normal. 887 00:35:12,358 --> 00:35:14,592 - Now think about the underwear. - Hmm. 888 00:35:14,661 --> 00:35:17,341 - This is a great graduation party. - Josh, flex that left tricep. 889 00:35:17,397 --> 00:35:18,607 - Oh, there we go. - That's it. Oh! 890 00:35:18,631 --> 00:35:20,164 That's the money. 891 00:35:20,233 --> 00:35:22,533 Three, two, one, laugh. 892 00:35:22,602 --> 00:35:24,502 Why are you laughing? 893 00:35:32,901 --> 00:35:34,801 Hey there. 894 00:35:37,743 --> 00:35:39,150 Hey. 895 00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:43,567 I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot. 896 00:35:43,745 --> 00:35:45,946 And I'm sorry I've been avoiding you. 897 00:35:46,381 --> 00:35:48,281 I was scared. 898 00:35:50,630 --> 00:35:53,497 But I hope we can be friends now. 899 00:35:56,161 --> 00:35:57,642 I'm Rebecca. 900 00:35:59,716 --> 00:36:03,084 ? Hello, nice to meet you ? 901 00:36:03,109 --> 00:36:05,577 ? We share chromosomes ? 902 00:36:09,048 --> 00:36:12,269 ? Hello, nice to meet you ? 903 00:36:12,294 --> 00:36:14,894 ? You're kind of me ? 904 00:36:17,767 --> 00:36:22,236 ? So, since you're both the future and kind of a mirror ? 905 00:36:22,261 --> 00:36:26,897 ? I'll tell you right now that life doesn't get clearer ? 906 00:36:26,966 --> 00:36:32,142 ? All I can say is have fun in the gray ? 907 00:36:33,181 --> 00:36:35,005 ? Well, anyway ? 908 00:36:35,808 --> 00:36:39,197 ? It's nice to meet you. ? 909 00:36:46,046 --> 00:36:47,579 Heaven. 910 00:36:56,393 --> 00:36:58,127 Hey, Greg. 911 00:36:58,152 --> 00:37:00,019 - What, uh... ? - Oh. 912 00:37:00,044 --> 00:37:01,977 Hey. I just came over to see Rebecca. 913 00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:03,279 Nothing more than that happened. 914 00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:04,870 Hey, can I wash some of these toys? 915 00:37:04,895 --> 00:37:06,261 No reason. Just want to help out. 916 00:37:06,286 --> 00:37:09,053 I would just love to wash some of these floor toys for you. 917 00:37:09,078 --> 00:37:10,778 That's so nice. Sure. 918 00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:13,050 A single parent has to take his/her/their help 919 00:37:13,118 --> 00:37:14,251 wherever you can find it. 920 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,353 - Can never be too clean. - Mm-mm. 921 00:37:16,955 --> 00:37:18,632 Where's, uh, Hebby? 922 00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:20,775 Where's Rebecca? 923 00:37:23,193 --> 00:37:27,429 Aw, look at you two. Best buds. 924 00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:30,291 I mean, not yet, but we're getting there. 925 00:37:31,180 --> 00:37:32,813 She pooped on me a ton. 926 00:37:32,838 --> 00:37:34,972 I smelled it. So maybe that's a compliment? 927 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,341 Oh, this is the sweetest thing. 928 00:37:37,366 --> 00:37:39,353 Oh, this is so great. 929 00:37:40,166 --> 00:37:41,979 - Darryl, we got to go. - Hmm? 930 00:37:42,004 --> 00:37:43,704 I got a text. Paula needs us. 931 00:37:47,576 --> 00:37:49,763 So, lucky for us, 932 00:37:49,788 --> 00:37:51,121 Gary's friends 933 00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:53,046 never picked up his cake. 934 00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:54,871 And Paula's friends got it for 50% off. 935 00:37:57,897 --> 00:38:00,330 - ? Congratulations ? - No. 936 00:38:00,399 --> 00:38:02,566 ? To you ? 937 00:38:02,679 --> 00:38:07,848 - ? Congratulations to you ? - My God, I hate this so very much. 938 00:38:07,873 --> 00:38:13,877 ? Congratulations, dear Gary ? 939 00:38:13,990 --> 00:38:19,460 ? Congratulations to you. ? 940 00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:23,487 Oh, my God. 941 00:38:23,556 --> 00:38:24,955 Oh, thank you. 942 00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:26,746 It's perfect. 943 00:38:26,859 --> 00:38:28,358 And I'm just, uh... 944 00:38:28,383 --> 00:38:32,139 I'm just so happy for... Gary. 945 00:38:33,499 --> 00:38:35,666 Just, he's-he's worked so hard for this. 946 00:38:35,734 --> 00:38:36,833 And, oh, my God. 947 00:38:36,902 --> 00:38:39,970 Thanks so much, both of you, for coming. 948 00:38:40,039 --> 00:38:42,039 Paula, are you kidding? Of course we're here. 949 00:38:42,107 --> 00:38:43,485 Yeah, we wouldn't have missed it for the world. 950 00:38:43,509 --> 00:38:45,720 I mean, we did miss it because you didn't tell us about it, 951 00:38:45,744 --> 00:38:47,311 - but, hey, we're here. - Shh. 952 00:38:47,379 --> 00:38:48,445 How was your date? 953 00:38:48,514 --> 00:38:51,369 Oh, not great. She's a pharmacist, 954 00:38:51,394 --> 00:38:53,127 but she wants to be an influencer, 955 00:38:53,152 --> 00:38:56,053 so she got up on the chairs and took pictures of our food. 956 00:38:56,132 --> 00:38:58,032 But at least I'm back out there. 957 00:38:58,057 --> 00:39:00,908 Hey, wait a minute. If you two are here, who's with the baby? 958 00:39:01,894 --> 00:39:04,361 "Speak softly. 959 00:39:04,430 --> 00:39:07,251 "Feed frequent snacks. 960 00:39:07,276 --> 00:39:09,143 Give them something to suck on"? 961 00:39:09,168 --> 00:39:10,534 Wow. 962 00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:13,660 You know, some of this works for adults, too. 963 00:39:16,853 --> 00:39:18,552 Paula, you know I would have loved 964 00:39:18,577 --> 00:39:20,310 to go to graduation with you. 965 00:39:20,379 --> 00:39:22,512 I know. I know. 966 00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:24,191 I messed up. 967 00:39:24,216 --> 00:39:26,137 I mean, I-I should've told everyone, 968 00:39:26,162 --> 00:39:27,294 but, I mean, most of all, 969 00:39:27,319 --> 00:39:29,052 I really should have told you. 970 00:39:29,077 --> 00:39:31,144 Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. It's in the past. 971 00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:32,602 Okay. 972 00:39:32,758 --> 00:39:33,991 I'm so proud of you. 973 00:39:34,016 --> 00:39:35,115 Oh! Come here. 974 00:39:35,227 --> 00:39:36,827 So proud. Thank you. 975 00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:39,186 Oh. 976 00:39:39,298 --> 00:39:42,532 - And, Paula, I got something to tell you, too. - Yeah? 977 00:39:42,601 --> 00:39:44,201 So, tonight I was babysitting Hebby, 978 00:39:44,269 --> 00:39:45,602 - and Greg was there. - Uh-huh. 979 00:39:45,715 --> 00:39:47,481 And, uh... 980 00:39:47,506 --> 00:39:48,872 we kissed. 981 00:39:48,941 --> 00:39:50,941 Oh. And then... 982 00:39:50,966 --> 00:39:53,032 we had some sex. 983 00:39:53,145 --> 00:39:54,611 What? Where? 984 00:39:54,724 --> 00:39:57,324 On the floor of Darryl's living room. 985 00:39:57,349 --> 00:39:59,349 Oh! Oh! 986 00:39:59,418 --> 00:40:01,118 I mean, so romantic? 987 00:40:01,186 --> 00:40:02,786 It actually was really romantic. 988 00:40:02,811 --> 00:40:05,645 Really? It was so romantic. It feels different, Paula. 989 00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:07,603 It's different this time. 990 00:40:08,001 --> 00:40:09,934 Greg makes me feel like I'm... 991 00:40:12,931 --> 00:40:14,631 ... like I'm okay 992 00:40:14,744 --> 00:40:17,678 because he's so much more okay now, you know? 993 00:40:17,703 --> 00:40:19,036 And like... 994 00:40:19,533 --> 00:40:22,039 maybe we could be the best versions of ourselves 995 00:40:22,064 --> 00:40:24,018 if we're together. 996 00:40:24,043 --> 00:40:27,711 So, what does that mean? What now? I don't know. 997 00:40:28,322 --> 00:40:29,361 But... 998 00:40:30,739 --> 00:40:33,340 I really think there's something there. 999 00:40:37,017 --> 00:40:38,599 So, keep that under your hat. 1000 00:40:38,624 --> 00:40:40,624 I will. I'm not gonna say a word. Cheers. 1001 00:40:40,890 --> 00:40:45,890 Subtitle sync and corrections by ChrisKe for www.addic7ed.com.