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Sorry, Dad,

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but it looks like I've
conquered you at Risk,

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bankrupted you at Monopoly...

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and aggravated you at Aggravation.

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Well, with you as a daughter,

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I'm a winner in the game of Life.

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Although, I lost that, too.

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Such a good father.

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Everyone is really getting along.

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What the hell is going on?

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There's no Bart.

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- You're right.
- Where is he?

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Ladies, relax.

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Remember when I
said I'd punish Bart

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after he got us... banned from the buffet?

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I can't shut it off.

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Someone wedged a seasonal
Tuscan focaccia in the lever!

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Well, Homie, whatever punishment
you gave him must have worked.

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Yep, tough love. I'm his
father, not his best friend.

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He'll hate me now, but someday
he'll say wonderful things

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about me to people on airplanes
who just want to go to sleep.

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- That young man will...
- How did you punish him?

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Well, I sat the boy down,
looked him straight in the eye,

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and bought him a top-of-the-line
computer gaming rig.

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- You what?
- I get it. You bribed him.

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Stay out of this. I did not bribe him.

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I addicted him to something
that will numb his spirit

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until he's no longer our responsibility.

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Well, it has been pretty
peaceful around here.

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Kill! Die! Die! Get
wrecked, newbs!

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This is General Splattin'.
Do you copy?

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- Copy.
- Copy.

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Jinx. You me a Coke.

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I'll never be able to pay that bet.

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Focus, Nelson, focus.

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Kite the enemy into a gank. Squeeze it...

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on three... two...

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GG!

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That means good game.

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It's how the other team lets
you know... they surrender!

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Now I hit control-sixto
defile their corpses.

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Haw-haw! Haw-haw!

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Haw-haw!

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Civilized annihilation.

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Marge, the boy just may
belearning some life skills.

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Mom, do you agree with this?

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I guess so. Your father is
showing an interest in Bart,

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which is good.

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Well, if that's how things work,

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then I'm gonna behave badly, too.

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- That's great!
- Sure you are.

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I'll show you! I'm gonna...
tear up my homework.

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I'm really gonna do this. Here I go.

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Actually, this bibliography
could be improved.

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Island of the Blue Dolphins.

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Ibid. Ibid. Ibid. Ibid.

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Op cit. Ibid. Ibid. Ibid.

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Ibid. Ibid. Ibid.

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Bart's been in the shower for an hour.

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With a young man that age,

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there's only one reason he's
in the bathroom that long.

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Skunk sprayed him good.

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My God, he's playing with himself!

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On that game.

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He's playing that game in the shower?

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We have to stop this right now.

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Homer, take care of your son.

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Make him quit. Geez.

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Sorry, boy, I have to put my foot down.

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I can't quit now.

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My team's about to
compete in a tournament.

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I can't let them down.

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Well, team building is important.

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All right, let yourself go, and
your partner will support you.

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Damn you, Homer!

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Please, Dad, can I play in
this one last tournament?

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Sorry, boy, you're through.

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First prize is a thousand bucks.

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You get paid to play video games?

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A thousand bucks.

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- They actually pay you?
- Yes.

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- In dollars?
- Yes.

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- To play a video game?
- That's right.

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- They pay you in cash?
- Yes, yes, yes!

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- How much?
- A thousand!

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All right. Do not tell your mom,

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but I'm gonna say yes,
one last tournament.

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Thank you, Dad.

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Just one thing... they
actually pay you?

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Yes!

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A thousand dollars
to play video games?

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Group up. Time to
put these suckers away.

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Yeah, show me some Gs ,Odgenville.

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We win! And it's all
because I let them do it.

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Now, apparently, the
Evergreen Terrors have won,

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this thing I don't understand at all,

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but which gave the school
new basketball nets.

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Now to hand you your prize
money, which is $1,000 cash.

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Let go, Seymour.

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I'm telling myself to.

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I've never held this much
money in my hand all at once.

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Let me just...

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look at it.

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$100 bill, autographed
by Lawrence Summers.

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Such a care free signature,
before the Great Recession.

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Here you go, $200 each.

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Okay, team, take a break and
meet up for practice in 30.

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My dad said we could
allgo to Krusty Burger.

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Is he giving us a discount?

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No, he just said we could go.

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It'll be nice to have
some kids in there again,

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after what the monkey did
during that birthday party.

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Whatever. Just meet in 30.

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You know what, kids?

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I'm gonna blow your minds

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with a little bit of hard-earned advice:

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Quit while you're ahead.

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We can't quit. There's so
many more tournaments.

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You won one video game tournament.

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This isn't like baseball or politics

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where you can make real money.

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You only have one
childhood, kids. Enjoy it.

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Okay, but because we came in first

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we qualified for a tournament
where we could win $500,000.

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Childhood's over. It's time for work.

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That's right, sweetie.

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I'm going to make your brother a champion.

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Knock off that racket!

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You're gonna defy Mom?

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- Sit on my knee, boy.
- I think I'm too old.

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You're never too old to
sit on Daddy's knee.

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My knee! Get off! Get off!

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Son, here's a life lesson:

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I don't directly tell
your mother anything bad.

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I secretly make her a part
of everything she's against.

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That's why I spent your winnings on her.

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Honey, I got you a present.

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An espresso pod machine,

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like the one I made fun
of at the Hibberts'.

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Because you wanted it yourself.
Let me pod you, my dear.

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What's the occasion?

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The occasion is
that I haven't been

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as good of a father as I should.

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Yes. Well, no...

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Don't argue. It's true.

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I need to get more
involved in Bart's life,

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so I've decided to be his coach.

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That's wonderful. Coaching what?

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I haven't landed on it yet.

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Football, chess, maybe
even a silly video game.

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It doesn't matter. Have some coffee.

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I love how it doesn't fill the cup.

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Very European.

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- It's a video game.
- What?

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I guess if you're spending time
together, what's the harm?

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Look who's a dad. Look who's a dad.

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I knew you'd
be cool with it.

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Also, I hired a video game
expert to tutor Bart.

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His name is The Detonator.

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"I can't make conversation
unless it's about gaming."

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Do you want to come in?

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Do you want to go where
they're playing the game?

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Thank you, ma'am.

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Homer, I've watched Bart play...
here, on his Twitch feed,

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and his HitForm, InstaBox,
Gibtrack, Buzuba,

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and YergaPunch streams.

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The only word I recognized was Gibtrack.

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I think Bart has what
it takes to be top ten.

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- Players? In the country?
- Bigger.

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- The galaxy?
- Smaller.

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- World?
- Yes.

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Kids, make sure you're
in a chair that spins.

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You're all gonna get a
lesson from The Detonator.

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Let's jump into a battle.

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To start, Bart and Nelson,
we'll put you up front,

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and we'll back you up
with Sophie and Milhouse.

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Notice my finger is clicking the mouse

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with a light, quick stroke

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to limit joint fatigue and tracking error.

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I'm clicking like the
mouse button is hot.

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Not too hot; like the
top of a toaster

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after an underdone bagel.

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Okay, now I'm using that quick
mouse stroke here and here,

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which is how, Bart, you
should drop diamonite mines

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to surround their spawn points.

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Milhouse, make sure you're in position

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to respond to enemy aggression.

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Sophie, when they make their
move, go in and engage.

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My dad's been engaged 20 times.
I know what to do.

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Okay, now we're entering the mid-game,

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where it's important to keep
focusing on major objectives

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and control the map.

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Okay, Homer, you watch the
screen while I take a quick A.P.

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What's an A.P.?

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It's a gamer abbreviation for a pee.

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Nerd lingo. Saves so much time.

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All right, I'm walking
through the kitchen,

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blue-haired woman
is feeding a baby.

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I'm making eye contact.

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Your shoes have lace
holes but no laces.

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Linoleum, linoleum.

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Strafing into the bathroom,
gonna go into defuel mode.

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Lifting seat with shoe.

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Pro tip: Going over
the belt saves time.

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Shaking,
flushing and hand washing

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are the real time killers.

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Once I cut those out, my
lag time went way down.

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Okay, these Water Mageshave
fuel tanks on their backs,

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so you can't hit them
with standard spells,

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but if I equip this staff
that lets me cast lava quadballs...

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I mistimed it. God, I mistimed.
They killed me.

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Do you mind if I dance over your corpse?

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I'd be mad if you didn't.

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- It's over for me.
- Why?

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I just lost my gaming edge.
Right there, just now.

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Been in the zone for
years, and now I'm not.

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Time in a bottle, man, time in a bottle.

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But you were gonna
mold my team into winners,

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and I was gonna live through them.

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Just yesterday, I turned 19.

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Made it longer than
most in this crazy biz.

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Anyway, I'm gonna go work for
my uncle. He owns a tile store.

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It'll be a good life. Good enough.

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Sucks to be old.

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I didn't cry at
my grandpa's funeral,

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mostly because he was
racist, but I'm crying now.

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He taught us all he could.
Now it's up to me.

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- Do we get uniforms?
- No. No uniforms.

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You're a ragtag bunch
without any sponsors

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that'll have everyone rooting for you.

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Are you kids ready to
turn this thing you like

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into something that will
consume every waking minute?

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- Maybe!
- Hit the music!

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Kids, you need to practice
10,000 hours to get great.

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Are you sure?

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It's how long Malcolm Glad
well needed to think it up.

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? Bart is a champion?

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? Which makes me a champion?

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- I am the champion of the...
- Homer.

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World Yes, Marge?

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I've noticed how much time
you've been spending with Bart.

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I know what's coming.

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I'm riding him too hard, and
you want me to pull back.

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- No.
- What the...?

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Honestly, I worry so
much about that boy,

251
00:10:45,892 --> 00:10:49,217
I'm afraid he's going to wind up in jail.

252
00:10:49,242 --> 00:10:51,998
Marge, his kill count is 98%.

253
00:10:52,023 --> 00:10:53,992
Guys like that don't end up in jail.

254
00:10:54,017 --> 00:10:57,162
And I promise you, I will
coach him as hard as I can.

255
00:10:57,187 --> 00:11:00,162
But will you also coach
him to be a good man?

256
00:11:00,187 --> 00:11:01,976
That's Flanders' job.

257
00:11:02,001 --> 00:11:03,406
I'm on it.

258
00:11:14,359 --> 00:11:16,664
Homer Simpson? Go right in.

259
00:11:17,195 --> 00:11:20,118
Welcome, Homer. Welcome
to the club of dads

260
00:11:20,143 --> 00:11:23,170
who live through their
glorious athletic children.

261
00:11:23,195 --> 00:11:25,187
Tiger Woods' father.

262
00:11:25,212 --> 00:11:28,389
Hey, I have a name,
although I've forgotten it.

263
00:11:28,578 --> 00:11:30,633
Okay, so it's 5:00 in the morning.

264
00:11:30,658 --> 00:11:31,765
My son is four.

265
00:11:31,790 --> 00:11:33,695
He hits the boards and starts bleeding.

266
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,497
His elbow's sticking out of his skin.

267
00:11:36,356 --> 00:11:38,070
Yeah, I got my camera, and he says,

268
00:11:38,095 --> 00:11:40,453
"Daddy, what are you doing?"

269
00:11:40,478 --> 00:11:43,914
I said, "I'm filming the last
time you are ever gonna cry."

270
00:11:45,992 --> 00:11:49,218
- That is great.
- Ha. Excellent coaching.

271
00:11:49,243 --> 00:11:50,758
Really? It's not mean?

272
00:11:50,783 --> 00:11:53,000
Homer, we're obsessive sports fathers,

273
00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:55,101
so we're gonna teach you how to motivate

274
00:11:55,126 --> 00:11:57,265
- the only way we know how.
- Don't hit me.

275
00:11:57,290 --> 00:11:59,234
We're gonna hit you, all right.

276
00:11:59,259 --> 00:12:00,744
With a song.

277
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,625
? Never wanted Roland-Garros?

278
00:12:04,650 --> 00:12:06,586
? Never made it to the show?

279
00:12:06,611 --> 00:12:08,687
? Never wonthe
Stanley Cup trophy?

280
00:12:08,712 --> 00:12:10,820
? For five years in a row?

281
00:12:10,845 --> 00:12:14,537
? There's nothing in our lives
that we ever really did?

282
00:12:14,562 --> 00:12:17,083
? Except made
our childa superstar?

283
00:12:17,108 --> 00:12:19,070
? And lived through our kid?

284
00:12:19,569 --> 00:12:21,594
? Live, live through your kid?

285
00:12:21,626 --> 00:12:23,616
? Wake him up at 5:00?

286
00:12:23,641 --> 00:12:25,586
? Live, live through your kid?

287
00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:29,045
? It's the only way to feel alive?

288
00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:31,375
? Strap him to a hockey stick?

289
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,609
? While he is still asleep in bed?

290
00:12:33,634 --> 00:12:36,365
? Build a scary dragon
to fire tennis balls?

291
00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:37,640
? Right at his head?

292
00:12:37,665 --> 00:12:39,883
? There's no training that's too torturous?

293
00:12:39,908 --> 00:12:41,679
? Or cruel to play this game?

294
00:12:41,704 --> 00:12:43,992
? Because when they win at Pebble Beach?

295
00:12:44,017 --> 00:12:46,039
? You share in the fame?

296
00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:50,404
? Live, live through your
kid, homeschooled by his mom?

297
00:12:50,429 --> 00:12:53,545
? Live, live through your kid?

298
00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:55,820
? They'll surely come to hate you?

299
00:12:55,845 --> 00:12:58,086
? But that's later on?

300
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,467
? There is absolutely nothing like?

301
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,898
? Living through?

302
00:13:06,622 --> 00:13:10,062
? Your kid.?

303
00:13:11,855 --> 00:13:15,125
This is still part
of the dream, Homer.

304
00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:18,961
No uniforms?

305
00:13:18,986 --> 00:13:20,711
I'm rooting
for those underdogs.

306
00:13:20,736 --> 00:13:22,360
- Yay!
- Yay!

307
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,483
Yes, you are, and you
don't even know why.

308
00:13:25,508 --> 00:13:28,015
I just said, it's the no uniforms.

309
00:13:29,617 --> 00:13:31,484
Not a clue.

310
00:13:32,491 --> 00:13:33,935
Poke and harness those trolls.

311
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,804
On it. Nelson, get
ready to back me up

312
00:13:35,829 --> 00:13:37,711
in case their heroes
engage on me.

313
00:13:37,736 --> 00:13:38,687
On my way.

314
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,265
- It's a trap!
- They're ganking me.

315
00:13:41,290 --> 00:13:42,523
Damn it, they got me.

316
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,897
Respawning in 30.

317
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,961
They're control-sixing my corpse.

318
00:13:45,986 --> 00:13:47,398
We're gonna win.

319
00:13:51,023 --> 00:13:52,445
It's coming, Gordy.

320
00:13:53,079 --> 00:13:54,312
Hold on a minute.

321
00:13:54,337 --> 00:13:57,037
Bart Simpson has not given the "GG."

322
00:13:57,062 --> 00:14:00,334
And the diamonite mine he
planted in the dragon turds

323
00:14:00,359 --> 00:14:02,328
is exploding now.

324
00:14:04,734 --> 00:14:07,803
Springfield is going to
the world championships

325
00:14:07,828 --> 00:14:12,328
in Seoul, South Korea, while
the Canadian team is out.

326
00:14:12,888 --> 00:14:13,952
"Out"?

327
00:14:14,483 --> 00:14:15,281
"Oot."

328
00:14:15,306 --> 00:14:17,515
Yo, what the...? Come on,
what's that all about?

329
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:19,117
And I am, too.

330
00:14:19,142 --> 00:14:20,726
This is the last
match I'll announce.

331
00:14:20,751 --> 00:14:23,023
I'm going to spend my time oil painting,

332
00:14:23,048 --> 00:14:25,398
but my wife says not in the house.

333
00:14:27,989 --> 00:14:29,586
Hey, sweetie,
what's going on?

334
00:14:29,611 --> 00:14:32,265
I'm only talking to you
now to prove a point.

335
00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:34,289
You've been spending all
your time with Bart,

336
00:14:34,314 --> 00:14:36,890
and you haven't paid any
attention to me at all.

337
00:14:36,915 --> 00:14:39,086
And I know you're just
gonna respond with a,

338
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:42,194
"That's nice, honey, and move on".
I know it.

339
00:14:42,219 --> 00:14:43,437
That's nice, honey.

340
00:14:43,462 --> 00:14:45,211
Bart and I are going to South Korea.

341
00:14:46,257 --> 00:14:49,420
It'll be great, Lisa. We'll
have girls time here.

342
00:14:49,445 --> 00:14:51,844
Bake cookies, see
the movies we want to see.

343
00:14:51,869 --> 00:14:55,358
Mom, I try to spare you because
I don't want you feeling

344
00:14:55,383 --> 00:14:58,748
thoroughly appropriate guilt for
what this family does to me,

345
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,865
but now one of my
dreams is within my grasp.

346
00:15:01,890 --> 00:15:02,984
See?

347
00:15:03,017 --> 00:15:06,967
I want to go to South Korea, to
the Jogyesa Buddhist monastery,

348
00:15:06,992 --> 00:15:10,647
because they teach something
there so special, so magic,

349
00:15:10,672 --> 00:15:12,328
it could be life-changing.

350
00:15:12,353 --> 00:15:15,811
It just never seemed possible,
and I had to accept it.

351
00:15:15,836 --> 00:15:18,469
I'm holding onto
a thin rope here,

352
00:15:18,494 --> 00:15:21,342
because if Bart and Dad go
to Seoul and I miss out,

353
00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:22,797
I'll lose my grip.

354
00:15:23,373 --> 00:15:24,804
I'm losing it now!

355
00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:28,279
Hear me, hear me, dear
God, someone hear me.

356
00:15:28,304 --> 00:15:30,703
Help me before it's too late!

357
00:15:30,728 --> 00:15:32,312
Girls trip to South Korea.

358
00:15:32,337 --> 00:15:34,030
Thank you, Mom.

359
00:15:34,118 --> 00:15:36,983
I'm going down to the basement
to get my happy diary.

360
00:15:37,008 --> 00:15:38,539
You do that.

361
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,739
-

362
00:15:42,764 --> 00:15:44,795
-

363
00:15:48,889 --> 00:15:51,887
Pretzels, M&M's, Pringles.

364
00:15:51,912 --> 00:15:54,061
It's a complete Thanksgiving dinner.

365
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:55,920
Pringles are for champions only.

366
00:15:55,945 --> 00:15:57,506
Milhouse, can I have a word with you?

367
00:15:57,531 --> 00:16:00,395
No. This is never, ever good.

368
00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:02,654
Don't worry.
This will be good.

369
00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:04,264
I lied. This is really bad.

370
00:16:04,289 --> 00:16:06,365
Son, the rules say
that we get to swap in

371
00:16:06,390 --> 00:16:09,856
one player for this round, and
I'm asking you to step down.

372
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,709
I'm always the one
that has to step down.

373
00:16:12,757 --> 00:16:14,576
That's why I chose you.

374
00:16:14,601 --> 00:16:17,372
- You've got rejection muscle.
- Fine.

375
00:16:17,397 --> 00:16:19,834
Good boy. You're our Rudy.

376
00:16:19,859 --> 00:16:23,114
- Rudy got to play.
- I didn't say which Rudy.

377
00:16:23,139 --> 00:16:26,715
Can't you give me a pity
job, like scorekeeper?

378
00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:28,233
Fine, you're scorekeeper.

379
00:16:28,258 --> 00:16:30,459
I don't want your pity job.

380
00:16:30,484 --> 00:16:34,161
Dad, I think you need a
little more salt in your diet.

381
00:16:34,396 --> 00:16:36,403
Where are you taking us?

382
00:16:40,498 --> 00:16:42,920
You know, I don't want to be here.

383
00:16:42,953 --> 00:16:44,647
We're here.

384
00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:47,200
Are you sure these are safe here?

385
00:16:47,225 --> 00:16:50,873
No, this whole temple is a
scam to collect smelly shoes.

386
00:16:50,912 --> 00:16:52,748
I knew it.

387
00:16:52,955 --> 00:16:54,686
This is what I was talking about.

388
00:16:54,711 --> 00:16:56,405
These are salt mandalas.

389
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:58,287
This will change our lives.

390
00:16:58,312 --> 00:16:59,959
Start pouring the salt.

391
00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:07,834
Yum..

392
00:17:10,782 --> 00:17:12,934
That's so beautiful.

393
00:17:13,096 --> 00:17:16,215
I finally understand why
you had to come here.

394
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,037
So how do we get it home?

395
00:17:18,062 --> 00:17:20,279
I worry about it in my carry-on.

396
00:17:20,304 --> 00:17:22,076
I'm gonna
need a lot of glue.

397
00:17:22,101 --> 00:17:24,686
- We don't. We destroy it.
- What?

398
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:28,340
To prove attachment to any
material pursuit is meaningless.

399
00:17:28,365 --> 00:17:30,084
I'll start.

400
00:17:31,005 --> 00:17:32,912
Mom, you're tidying it.

401
00:17:32,937 --> 00:17:34,459
Destroy it.

402
00:17:35,194 --> 00:17:37,472
Are you happy now? Because...

403
00:17:38,662 --> 00:17:40,076
I am.

404
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,712
Yes. You've achieved Zen.

405
00:17:42,941 --> 00:17:45,022
Now you just have to do two more.

406
00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:47,037
-_
- I'm gonna go check on Dad.

407
00:17:49,572 --> 00:17:52,348
You have been wasting your talents bowling.

408
00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:53,483
You have to destroy it.

409
00:17:53,508 --> 00:17:55,475
Never! Never! Never!

410
00:17:56,287 --> 00:17:57,576
Damn it!

411
00:17:59,951 --> 00:18:02,720
Now do you see it? Do you
see the meaninglessness

412
00:18:02,745 --> 00:18:04,631
of striving for worldly things?

413
00:18:05,248 --> 00:18:06,858
I do.

414
00:18:06,898 --> 00:18:10,223
I am going to stop being
so driven and ambitious...

415
00:18:10,248 --> 00:18:12,287
Don't you laugh, Missy.

416
00:18:12,356 --> 00:18:14,467
Amazing Zen.

417
00:18:14,492 --> 00:18:17,092
He's like the reincarnation of the Buddha.

418
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:21,334
It is the Buddha.

419
00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:23,889
Great. Now I feel guilty
I stole his shoes.

420
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,997
-

421
00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:32,685
-

422
00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:34,272
-

423
00:18:34,297 --> 00:18:36,297
-

424
00:18:38,393 --> 00:18:39,717
We're in the late game,

425
00:18:39,742 --> 00:18:41,929
and the Evergreen
Terrorshave a narrow lead

426
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,609
against the Brazilian Blowouts, but...

427
00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:45,765
where is Coach Homer Simpson?

428
00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:51,976
Competition is meaningless.

429
00:18:57,044 --> 00:18:58,625
-

430
00:18:58,649 --> 00:19:00,250
-

431
00:19:01,828 --> 00:19:03,922
To strive is to fail.

432
00:19:03,947 --> 00:19:06,826
Out of nowhere,the
mind comes forth.

433
00:19:06,851 --> 00:19:09,570
And a third thing.

434
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:14,632
Time for the lava quadball.

435
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,632
We're gonna win. Dad's
crazy coaching worked.

436
00:19:20,657 --> 00:19:24,295
If I win, I'll be the most
famous girl gamer of all time.

437
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,507
Also, if I lose.

438
00:19:27,263 --> 00:19:30,968
So beautiful. Must destroy.

439
00:19:37,014 --> 00:19:39,007
No! Not now.

440
00:19:45,139 --> 00:19:47,078
The match is canceled. No refunds.

441
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,734
Send in the riot police.

442
00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:57,803
-

443
00:19:58,716 --> 00:20:01,036
-

444
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,740
-

445
00:20:20,693 --> 00:20:23,444
Welcome to our
19-hour-and-45-minute flight

446
00:20:23,469 --> 00:20:25,947
from Seoul, South
Korea to Springfield.

447
00:20:25,972 --> 00:20:29,098
One brief note: Our in-flight
entertainment system

448
00:20:29,123 --> 00:20:30,756
is not working at all.

449
00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:32,162
Have a great flight, folks.

450
00:20:32,194 --> 00:20:34,013
Also, we're out of almonds.

451
00:20:34,272 --> 00:20:36,903
Zen. Remember your Zen.

452
00:20:36,928 --> 00:20:39,209
I'm sorry, you're too fat for coach.

453
00:20:39,242 --> 00:20:41,162
We'll have to put you in first class.

454
00:20:41,187 --> 00:20:43,548
Thanks to Buddha, I win again.

455
00:20:43,573 --> 00:20:46,384
Dad, I don't think you've
quite grasped the religion.

456
00:20:46,409 --> 00:20:49,475
Two words: Boo-duh.

457
00:21:03,748 --> 00:21:06,193
We don't want you anymore. You blew it.

458
00:21:06,218 --> 00:21:09,465
Your son has a chance to be well-adjusted.

459
00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:11,686
Yeah, great.

460
00:21:11,711 --> 00:21:13,865
Wait, I've got a baby daughter.

461
00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:15,896
Maybe she's good at beach volleyball.

462
00:21:15,921 --> 00:21:17,076
How old is she?

463
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,423
- One.
- Too late.

464
00:21:19,649 --> 00:21:27,454
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