1 00:00:42,815 --> 00:00:44,054 You look nice. 2 00:00:44,055 --> 00:00:46,073 Thanks. You, too. 3 00:00:59,336 --> 00:01:00,661 You got it right. 4 00:01:00,663 --> 00:01:02,605 For once. 5 00:01:02,606 --> 00:01:04,490 I resent that. 6 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,810 I love weddings. 7 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,423 ? Fill the drain ? 8 00:01:14,425 --> 00:01:17,260 ? Turn on the shower ? 9 00:01:17,261 --> 00:01:19,262 ? Wash your face ? 10 00:01:19,263 --> 00:01:21,498 ? Till you're clean as a flower ? 11 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:23,900 ? Are you all alone? ? 12 00:01:23,901 --> 00:01:26,269 ? And you wanna cry ? 13 00:01:26,270 --> 00:01:28,705 ? When you're all alone ? 14 00:01:31,576 --> 00:01:36,162 ? Every day's a new chance... ? 15 00:01:39,921 --> 00:01:42,891 Damn it. My game is on there. 16 00:01:47,042 --> 00:01:49,609 ? Ooh ? 17 00:02:02,741 --> 00:02:04,023 Oh. 18 00:02:06,477 --> 00:02:11,281 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 19 00:02:11,283 --> 00:02:14,434 ? I'm gonna leave you anyway ? 20 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:16,569 ? I'm gonna leave you anyway ? 21 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,938 ? I'm gonna leave you anyway. ? 22 00:02:27,313 --> 00:02:28,731 Coffee? 23 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,934 29 days. 24 00:02:30,935 --> 00:02:32,864 Can you believe it? 25 00:02:33,791 --> 00:02:35,263 Until our wedding. 26 00:02:35,264 --> 00:02:37,657 Right, that. Crazy. 27 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,284 Coffee? 28 00:02:40,806 --> 00:02:42,646 Do we have any travel mugs? 29 00:02:42,648 --> 00:02:44,616 Got to get over to the event space, like, yesterday. 30 00:02:46,019 --> 00:02:48,671 - Got you something. - Fuck yeah. Gimme. 31 00:02:56,931 --> 00:02:58,881 Shoes? 32 00:02:58,882 --> 00:03:00,516 Dope shoes. 33 00:03:00,517 --> 00:03:02,852 Yeah. Not just any dope shoes. 34 00:03:02,853 --> 00:03:04,865 Dope wedding shoes. 35 00:03:04,866 --> 00:03:07,245 - I got some as well. - Gretchen confused. 36 00:03:07,246 --> 00:03:09,425 I've been reading up on some common wedding mistakes, 37 00:03:09,426 --> 00:03:13,112 and it turns out most people forget to break in their shoes. 38 00:03:13,113 --> 00:03:14,847 So you want me to wear these today? 39 00:03:14,848 --> 00:03:17,900 The one day my job requires me to walk around a bunch? 40 00:03:21,239 --> 00:03:22,788 Have you been there the whole time? 41 00:03:22,789 --> 00:03:25,257 - Mm-hmm. - Wow. 42 00:03:25,258 --> 00:03:27,710 I've gotten really good at tuning you out. 43 00:03:27,711 --> 00:03:29,892 Why do you have to walk around a bunch today? 44 00:03:30,572 --> 00:03:33,597 Oh, well, thank you for asking, Edgar! 45 00:03:33,598 --> 00:03:36,719 It's only the biggest event of my career. 46 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,388 Sam and the boys are dropping a new joint, 47 00:03:39,389 --> 00:03:42,291 so I organized this phat listening party 48 00:03:42,292 --> 00:03:44,443 as their big comeback. Plus, 49 00:03:44,444 --> 00:03:47,213 I convinced them to throw Nock Nock a verse. 50 00:03:47,214 --> 00:03:51,117 Double plus, I billed him as this big mystery guest 51 00:03:51,118 --> 00:03:54,506 to get all the hip-hop writers thirsty A.F. to attend. 52 00:03:54,507 --> 00:03:55,566 Genius, huh? 53 00:03:55,567 --> 00:03:57,223 Look at us. 54 00:03:57,224 --> 00:04:00,213 Just a couple of hotties, ready to get married, 55 00:04:00,214 --> 00:04:01,777 from the ankles down. 56 00:04:01,778 --> 00:04:03,346 XL is coming? 57 00:04:03,347 --> 00:04:05,631 Fuck. 58 00:04:11,072 --> 00:04:13,656 What? 59 00:04:13,657 --> 00:04:15,908 How stupid are you? 60 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,078 Who are you talking to? 61 00:04:19,079 --> 00:04:20,913 Gretchen has a very important event tonight, 62 00:04:20,914 --> 00:04:23,916 and you don't even react, let alone volunteer to go. 63 00:04:23,917 --> 00:04:25,985 Why are you talking to me like this? What's happening? 64 00:04:25,986 --> 00:04:28,020 I don't know. 65 00:04:28,021 --> 00:04:31,791 Best I can figure, now that we're cowriters, 66 00:04:31,792 --> 00:04:34,977 I'm spontaneously reevaluating our relationship 67 00:04:34,978 --> 00:04:37,913 and realizing... nah. 68 00:04:37,914 --> 00:04:39,532 - "Nah"? - Anyway, 69 00:04:39,533 --> 00:04:41,283 you and Gretchen, I have thoughts. 70 00:04:41,284 --> 00:04:44,587 You can be unsupportive to her now, but that will not fly 71 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:47,448 - once you're married. - I am incredibly supportive. 72 00:04:47,449 --> 00:04:50,109 You guys are supposed to be creating a life together. 73 00:04:50,110 --> 00:04:53,197 The only way that works is if you take active interest 74 00:04:53,198 --> 00:04:54,346 in the parts of each other's lives 75 00:04:54,347 --> 00:04:56,082 that don't directly affect you. 76 00:04:57,158 --> 00:04:58,451 Why would I do that? 77 00:04:58,452 --> 00:05:00,753 Because otherwise, you'll never really be a couple. 78 00:05:00,754 --> 00:05:03,644 You'll just be two people. 79 00:05:05,626 --> 00:05:07,309 Let's get to work on the script. 80 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:08,344 Okay. 81 00:05:21,409 --> 00:05:23,342 Mike, don't forget to not let me forget 82 00:05:23,343 --> 00:05:24,977 to text Sway in the Morning in the morning. 83 00:05:24,978 --> 00:05:27,220 I mean, tomorrow morning. 84 00:05:27,221 --> 00:05:28,998 Figure it out! Bye. 85 00:05:31,636 --> 00:05:33,219 Ooh, what are you doing? 86 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:35,669 Boss shit. Walk with me. 87 00:05:37,023 --> 00:05:38,813 Can you believe this place? 88 00:05:40,177 --> 00:05:42,578 It's an old asbestos factory. 89 00:05:42,579 --> 00:05:44,413 I found it advertised on Craigslist 90 00:05:44,414 --> 00:05:46,482 as a hipster wedding venue. 91 00:05:46,483 --> 00:05:47,793 Cool, huh? 92 00:05:47,794 --> 00:05:49,985 Yep. Real dope. 93 00:05:49,986 --> 00:05:51,978 If tonight doesn't go flawlessly, 94 00:05:51,979 --> 00:05:54,608 Yvette is gonna have my ovaries on a platter. 95 00:05:54,609 --> 00:05:56,542 That woman plays like she's warm and caring, 96 00:05:56,543 --> 00:05:59,797 but that ho once fired a dude for getting ball cancer. 97 00:05:59,798 --> 00:06:02,001 Sure, but shouldn't you be doing wedding shit? 98 00:06:02,002 --> 00:06:05,547 - It's 29 days away. - Why does everyone know that? 99 00:06:05,548 --> 00:06:07,737 Remember when you made us all download that wedding app 100 00:06:07,738 --> 00:06:10,372 'cause it came with a coupon for Souplantation? 101 00:06:10,373 --> 00:06:13,142 Oh, right... what the fuck? I never got my soup. 102 00:06:13,143 --> 00:06:17,481 Look, if I can do this, I can easily pull off getting married. 103 00:06:17,482 --> 00:06:19,114 What those words mean? 104 00:06:19,115 --> 00:06:22,284 This job is not something I ever wanted, but now that I have it, 105 00:06:22,285 --> 00:06:24,920 I realize how important it is to me. 106 00:06:24,921 --> 00:06:26,555 So I'm gonna really try for once, 107 00:06:26,556 --> 00:06:27,935 really knock it out of the park. 108 00:06:27,936 --> 00:06:29,158 Huh? 109 00:06:29,159 --> 00:06:31,877 Jimmy is my job in this metaphor. 110 00:06:31,878 --> 00:06:34,602 Oh! That's really smart. 111 00:06:35,602 --> 00:06:37,008 Why are you dressed like that? 112 00:06:37,009 --> 00:06:38,450 My smart girl clothes? 113 00:06:38,451 --> 00:06:40,653 Well, I have a date tonight, 114 00:06:40,654 --> 00:06:44,456 and the guy's profile says he reads books, so... 115 00:06:44,457 --> 00:06:46,308 Lindsay, you're not doing that thing 116 00:06:46,309 --> 00:06:49,078 where you try on a new identity for a man again, are you? 117 00:06:49,079 --> 00:06:50,479 What? I don't do that. 118 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:51,981 You spent last week at Burning Man 119 00:06:51,982 --> 00:06:53,415 with that dude you met off Raya. 120 00:06:53,416 --> 00:06:56,652 Don't bring Burner culture into this. 121 00:06:56,653 --> 00:06:59,573 Bitch, you are jumpy as hell. 122 00:06:59,574 --> 00:07:01,152 What's wrong with you? 123 00:07:01,153 --> 00:07:03,453 Nothing. Walk with me. 124 00:07:03,454 --> 00:07:06,378 Oh, a walk and talk? Hell yeah. 125 00:07:06,379 --> 00:07:08,051 You heard the track yet? 126 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:10,316 Ugh, no. Crap. I've been so busy. 127 00:07:10,317 --> 00:07:12,576 For once, I believe you. 128 00:07:12,577 --> 00:07:15,654 Yeah, it's like an actual competent person planned this. 129 00:07:15,655 --> 00:07:18,631 Geez, maybe you'll even be able to handle being married. 130 00:07:18,632 --> 00:07:20,142 That's what I said. 131 00:07:20,143 --> 00:07:22,367 This is your room. I will check in later. 132 00:07:22,368 --> 00:07:25,014 - I-I'm Honey Nutz. - She knows. 133 00:07:25,015 --> 00:07:28,050 This RSVP list is so long, 134 00:07:28,051 --> 00:07:30,647 somebody's gonna call the fire marshal. 135 00:07:30,648 --> 00:07:32,710 I can't wait for the recap. 136 00:07:32,711 --> 00:07:34,370 Y-You're not staying? 137 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:36,875 Forcing my staff to go on a team-building retreat 138 00:07:36,876 --> 00:07:39,770 just so I can have the office to myself 139 00:07:39,771 --> 00:07:44,394 is my form of getting drunk at a listening party. 140 00:07:44,395 --> 00:07:47,962 Don't ever become a boss, Gretchen. It sucks. 141 00:07:47,963 --> 00:07:49,989 What it do? What it d...? 142 00:07:49,990 --> 00:07:52,608 Oh, no. Where do all those doors go? 143 00:07:52,609 --> 00:07:55,828 Your green room is over there. I'll check in soon. 144 00:08:01,054 --> 00:08:04,285 I hope you understand the magnitude of this event. 145 00:08:04,287 --> 00:08:06,687 It's not just your ass on the line. 146 00:08:06,688 --> 00:08:09,667 I really want you to rise to the occasion, Gretchen. 147 00:08:09,668 --> 00:08:12,227 I'll try. Got to fix that light! 148 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,516 Hey! You have a face I've seen. 149 00:08:17,517 --> 00:08:18,951 Can I get a ride back to the office? 150 00:08:18,952 --> 00:08:20,619 Um, sure. 151 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:23,622 As long as you keep that shit off my leather seats. 152 00:08:23,623 --> 00:08:27,092 Oh, no. Don't worry. This is all going in my mouth. 153 00:08:31,848 --> 00:08:33,449 And... 154 00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:35,718 done with the adult breastfeeding scene. 155 00:08:35,719 --> 00:08:38,053 Plus, I made a list of some great pub names. 156 00:08:38,054 --> 00:08:40,789 Ready? The Erstwhile Butler. 157 00:08:40,790 --> 00:08:44,410 First of all, I don't have the mental bandwidth to stay attuned 158 00:08:44,411 --> 00:08:46,945 to Gretchen's every little mood shift. 159 00:08:46,946 --> 00:08:50,115 Fine. Hogwash and Smeagan. That might be my favorite... 160 00:08:50,116 --> 00:08:52,251 Secondly, it is precisely because Gretchen and I 161 00:08:52,252 --> 00:08:54,119 lead separate lives that we're such a successful couple. 162 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,554 The Blunt Governess. 163 00:08:55,555 --> 00:08:57,091 The Exchequer's Folly. 164 00:08:57,092 --> 00:09:00,609 If we were to share every iota of our lives with each other, 165 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:02,211 there would be nothing to talk about. 166 00:09:02,212 --> 00:09:03,922 The Fox and Ferret. The Bullfrog's Ale-Wife. 167 00:09:03,923 --> 00:09:07,249 Counter-instinctually, it is separation that draws us closer. 168 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:08,279 Farthings. 169 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,953 And that keen understanding of the human psyche 170 00:09:10,954 --> 00:09:14,356 is exactly why I am the one making mid-to-high six figures 171 00:09:14,357 --> 00:09:16,075 for a screenplay while you're here 172 00:09:16,076 --> 00:09:17,476 stuck pitching me pub names. 173 00:09:17,477 --> 00:09:19,962 Hmm. 174 00:09:24,668 --> 00:09:26,318 Where do you think you're going? 175 00:09:26,319 --> 00:09:28,922 To go for a walk and find somewhere quiet 176 00:09:28,923 --> 00:09:30,089 to write the V-Day scene. 177 00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:32,975 - Maybe the park. - But I was talking to you. 178 00:09:32,976 --> 00:09:35,778 And I didn't like the way you were talking to me, 179 00:09:35,779 --> 00:09:38,837 so I am calmly removing myself from the situation. 180 00:09:39,606 --> 00:09:41,316 Fine. 181 00:09:41,317 --> 00:09:42,573 We'll go write in the park. 182 00:09:42,574 --> 00:09:45,454 It'll give me a chance to break in my shoes. 183 00:09:45,455 --> 00:09:47,754 Edgar, I said fine. 184 00:09:48,935 --> 00:09:50,215 Wait for me. 185 00:09:53,030 --> 00:09:55,914 Which is why I'm wearing my smart girl outfit, 186 00:09:55,915 --> 00:09:57,735 even though my friend said it was a bad idea. 187 00:09:57,736 --> 00:10:00,452 But what does she know? She and Jimmy are exactly the same. 188 00:10:00,453 --> 00:10:01,820 Most people have to change a little 189 00:10:01,821 --> 00:10:03,288 to make sure someone likes them. 190 00:10:03,289 --> 00:10:04,756 And anyway, who knows? I could read books. 191 00:10:04,757 --> 00:10:07,988 Whoa! No one's here! 192 00:10:07,989 --> 00:10:10,970 Which means the bosses aren't here. 193 00:10:10,971 --> 00:10:14,850 Well, I'm here, and I need to get to work. 194 00:10:14,851 --> 00:10:18,187 Let's do something fun like rolly chair races! 195 00:10:18,188 --> 00:10:20,656 Whee! 196 00:10:20,657 --> 00:10:24,510 Oh! Or leave fake love notes in people's offices. 197 00:10:24,511 --> 00:10:27,513 Really fuck some people up. 198 00:10:27,514 --> 00:10:30,616 Lindsay, you're very amusing, 199 00:10:30,617 --> 00:10:32,618 but I truly need to get to work. 200 00:10:32,619 --> 00:10:36,205 I know! Let's raid the fridge for leftovers. 201 00:10:38,075 --> 00:10:41,026 Who brings the best stuff? 202 00:10:43,564 --> 00:10:45,914 - Well, always go Colin first. - Yeah. 203 00:10:45,915 --> 00:10:47,349 Then Rebecca, Torshiro, 204 00:10:47,350 --> 00:10:49,651 that weird guy from Accounting with the thing on his neck. 205 00:10:49,652 --> 00:10:51,320 Ooh, yeah. Gross. 206 00:10:51,321 --> 00:10:52,654 ? Don't be jealous ? 207 00:10:52,655 --> 00:10:54,039 ? Don't be jealous, don't be jealous ? 208 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,508 ? One, two, Nock Nock's coming for you ? 209 00:10:56,509 --> 00:10:59,154 ? Three, four, Nock Nock's at your door ? 210 00:10:59,155 --> 00:11:01,980 ? Five, six, now you got syphilis ? 211 00:11:01,981 --> 00:11:04,850 ? Seven, eight, bitch, it's way too late! ? 212 00:11:04,851 --> 00:11:07,486 ? This is mayhem ? 213 00:11:07,487 --> 00:11:10,155 ? Nock Nock coming straight from your a.m., I'm the illest ? 214 00:11:10,156 --> 00:11:11,657 ? I got illness, I'm the trillest ? 215 00:11:11,658 --> 00:11:12,674 ? I write thrillers... ? 216 00:11:12,675 --> 00:11:14,910 Did your boy bring it or what? 217 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:19,681 You absolutely brought it. 218 00:11:20,218 --> 00:11:22,317 I can't believe you were that good. 219 00:11:22,318 --> 00:11:23,852 Me neither. 220 00:11:23,853 --> 00:11:27,222 I guess working with my idols made me step up. 221 00:11:27,223 --> 00:11:29,009 Usually it's just me in the shower 222 00:11:29,010 --> 00:11:30,729 and Charles on the toilet running the beat. 223 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:32,744 Oh, dang, I forgot to remind the sitter 224 00:11:32,745 --> 00:11:34,925 to crush up Charles' medication in his Tuna Helper. 225 00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:36,811 I'll let you get to that. 226 00:11:39,049 --> 00:11:40,205 Hey, Gretchen. 227 00:11:41,452 --> 00:11:43,236 Thanks for believing in me. 228 00:11:49,129 --> 00:11:51,079 Let me explain something to you. 229 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,049 To primitive people, the unknown, like, 230 00:11:54,050 --> 00:11:55,884 "Will the sun come up tomorrow?" 231 00:11:55,885 --> 00:11:59,555 and "Why did a woolly mammoth just crush my Uncle Thag?" 232 00:11:59,556 --> 00:12:02,041 was so unfathomably terrifying 233 00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:04,877 that they would make up myths to give a false order 234 00:12:04,878 --> 00:12:08,981 to what seemed like a capricious, entropic world. 235 00:12:08,982 --> 00:12:11,617 And this same type of magical thinking 236 00:12:11,618 --> 00:12:15,254 is why certain couples do everything together. 237 00:12:15,255 --> 00:12:18,557 Tammy and Bernard both go to his dermatologist appointment 238 00:12:18,558 --> 00:12:22,244 because they think the combined force of their love and devotion 239 00:12:22,245 --> 00:12:24,171 will keep it from being melanoma, 240 00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:25,647 but it won't. 241 00:12:25,648 --> 00:12:27,604 Do you know what will keep it from being, 242 00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:29,655 metaphorically speaking, melanoma? 243 00:12:29,656 --> 00:12:32,222 Being fucking interesting. 244 00:12:32,223 --> 00:12:34,740 Remaining interesting as individuals 245 00:12:34,741 --> 00:12:39,144 will stave off the malignancy that is romantic complacency, 246 00:12:39,145 --> 00:12:41,747 not thirstily doing everything together, 247 00:12:41,748 --> 00:12:43,732 like Charles and Camilla 248 00:12:43,733 --> 00:12:45,373 or the Property Brothers. 249 00:12:46,819 --> 00:12:49,488 You can admit you're scared to get married. 250 00:12:49,489 --> 00:12:53,141 - What? I'm not scared. - It's okay, Jimmy. 251 00:12:53,142 --> 00:12:55,644 I no longer look up to you, so you have no height 252 00:12:55,645 --> 00:12:56,879 from which to fall. 253 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,530 Ah, I understand what's happening. 254 00:12:58,531 --> 00:13:00,649 You're pushing me away before I get married 255 00:13:00,650 --> 00:13:02,117 and you're left out in the cold. 256 00:13:02,118 --> 00:13:04,566 I didn't ask for this to happen; it just did. 257 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:07,823 Like when Neo saw the Matrix, I now see you as my equal. 258 00:13:07,824 --> 00:13:09,292 Well, stop it. 259 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:42,470 See? This illustrates my point perfectly. 260 00:13:42,471 --> 00:13:44,042 This is something that Gretchen 261 00:13:44,043 --> 00:13:46,478 would absolutely lose her shit over. 262 00:13:46,479 --> 00:13:49,246 But if she were here, experiencing what I experience, 263 00:13:49,247 --> 00:13:50,816 what would there be to say? 264 00:13:50,817 --> 00:13:52,618 "Ooh, that was cool." "I agree." 265 00:13:52,619 --> 00:13:54,286 "Should we just give up and die now?" 266 00:13:54,287 --> 00:13:55,516 "Sure." 267 00:14:03,855 --> 00:14:06,415 - That was cool. - Yeah, it really was. 268 00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:08,784 And if you were together, you could've both experienced it. 269 00:14:08,785 --> 00:14:11,787 It would become part of the fabric of your relationship 270 00:14:11,788 --> 00:14:15,107 as opposed to something that just happened to you. 271 00:14:16,827 --> 00:14:18,894 Let's keep walking. I need to break in my shoes. 272 00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,365 ? ? 273 00:14:41,602 --> 00:14:44,953 Bitch, you making me dizzy! Just go ahead and tell us 274 00:14:44,954 --> 00:14:46,388 what you fucked up! 275 00:14:46,389 --> 00:14:48,590 I was trying to think of a profesh way to say this, 276 00:14:48,591 --> 00:14:53,278 but, uh... Ooh, you guys suck ass on the track. 277 00:14:53,279 --> 00:14:55,139 No, that is unfair. 278 00:14:55,140 --> 00:14:57,749 You guys are very okay on it, 279 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,785 but Nock Nock's verse is so good, 280 00:14:59,786 --> 00:15:02,927 he makes you guys sound like you suck ass. 281 00:15:03,681 --> 00:15:05,111 - Don't even start. - I didn't say anything. 282 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,471 What's going on? 283 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,477 I told him Nock Nock murdered us. 284 00:15:08,478 --> 00:15:10,545 We got to find something else to play tonight. 285 00:15:10,546 --> 00:15:11,980 We playing that damn track. 286 00:15:11,981 --> 00:15:14,649 Do you really want to risk getting embarrassed? 287 00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:19,388 I am an established artist with a worldwide fan base. 288 00:15:19,389 --> 00:15:21,823 - Mm. - Our okayest shit is worth more 289 00:15:21,824 --> 00:15:24,843 than that yellow-toothed redneck's entire life! 290 00:15:24,844 --> 00:15:26,278 Come on, now! 291 00:15:26,279 --> 00:15:29,681 Would you rather buy an amateur's best still life 292 00:15:29,682 --> 00:15:32,801 or a napkin scribble-scrabble by Picasso? 293 00:15:32,802 --> 00:15:35,120 Would you rather eat your Aunt Diane's 294 00:15:35,121 --> 00:15:38,023 beef bourguignon 295 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:41,143 or a plate of scrambled eggs 296 00:15:41,144 --> 00:15:43,111 by Ludo Lefebvre? 297 00:15:43,112 --> 00:15:45,947 I got a version of the song without Nock Nock. 298 00:15:45,948 --> 00:15:47,549 Great. We'll go with that. 299 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:50,535 I mean, that's probably the safer option, right? Yeah. Yeah. 300 00:15:52,339 --> 00:15:55,123 So I did a good job and I'm being punished for it? 301 00:15:55,124 --> 00:15:57,976 I wouldn't say punished... More like they want to nullify 302 00:15:57,977 --> 00:16:01,613 the existence of your verse forever in a constructive way. 303 00:16:02,702 --> 00:16:04,783 You're playing that track tonight. 304 00:16:04,784 --> 00:16:06,379 But I just told you I can't. 305 00:16:06,381 --> 00:16:10,208 Nah, you told me your dinosaur clients are sad I murdered them. 306 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:13,575 Wow, I thought Sam and the boys were your heroes. 307 00:16:13,576 --> 00:16:17,163 Sure, but everybody's heroes got to fall off at some point. 308 00:16:17,164 --> 00:16:19,898 I'm the future of hip-hop, whether they like it or not. 309 00:16:22,351 --> 00:16:23,989 Play my shit, Gretchen. 310 00:16:25,005 --> 00:16:26,630 That's why I'm here. 311 00:16:27,363 --> 00:16:31,031 If you don't, I won't be here, 312 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,278 or anywhere. 313 00:16:33,279 --> 00:16:35,447 I mean, I'll always be somewhere 314 00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:38,900 'cause matter can't ever truly disappear. 315 00:16:40,715 --> 00:16:42,252 But I won't be with you. 316 00:16:42,745 --> 00:16:43,859 Feel me? 317 00:16:50,605 --> 00:16:53,575 So, after disc golf on the playa, 318 00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,677 while I was being treated by the medic for the scorpion bite, 319 00:16:56,679 --> 00:17:00,889 I had this feeling of... acceptance. 320 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:04,142 I fucking hated every minute being in the desert 321 00:17:04,143 --> 00:17:07,068 with a bunch of dirty assholes, but... 322 00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:10,971 I could learn to love it for the right person. 323 00:17:10,972 --> 00:17:12,940 You can't force love. 324 00:17:12,941 --> 00:17:17,578 But I want it now! I want someone to love me. 325 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,679 I'm ready. 326 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,064 I'll do whatever it takes, 327 00:17:20,065 --> 00:17:21,732 even if I have to change my name, 328 00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:24,732 my hair, the date on my birth certificate. 329 00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:27,353 I'll leave out all the bad details of me, 330 00:17:27,354 --> 00:17:29,248 like that time I got an STD 331 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,409 from that tall season four American Idol loser. 332 00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:35,479 - Sanjaya? - No, chlamydia. 333 00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:39,383 What? I don't have it anymore. 334 00:17:39,384 --> 00:17:41,477 Stop looking for who to be. 335 00:17:42,697 --> 00:17:44,448 Because guess what. 336 00:17:47,697 --> 00:17:49,677 You already are her. 337 00:17:49,679 --> 00:17:51,924 I'm who? 338 00:17:59,938 --> 00:18:01,939 ? Take that lock and key ? 339 00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:04,575 ? Lock them dreams up for me ? 340 00:18:04,576 --> 00:18:06,977 ? Take that heart and soul ? 341 00:18:06,978 --> 00:18:08,913 ? And never let it go, never let it go... ? 342 00:18:08,914 --> 00:18:10,030 You good with this? 343 00:18:10,031 --> 00:18:12,533 Oh, hell yeah! 344 00:18:12,534 --> 00:18:15,402 ? And make sure you're on your way ? 345 00:18:15,403 --> 00:18:18,906 ? Be what you want to be, want to be ? 346 00:18:18,907 --> 00:18:21,241 ? And I'm not worried about yesterday ? 347 00:18:21,242 --> 00:18:23,744 ? And I'm not worried about what tomorrow brings ? 348 00:18:23,745 --> 00:18:26,630 ? Oh, oh... ? 349 00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:30,000 Hi! Oh, no. 350 00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:33,281 You're doing your intense meth lady smoking thing. 351 00:18:33,282 --> 00:18:34,738 Is everything all right? 352 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,309 - Where are you? - Shit. 353 00:18:37,643 --> 00:18:39,410 No, it's not okay. 354 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,345 I'm hiding in this weird lifty thingy, 355 00:18:41,346 --> 00:18:43,664 because it turns out that Nock Nock is a really good rapper 356 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,866 and he made the boys look bad, so now they're demanding 357 00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:47,877 that I play the version without him. 358 00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:49,705 But Nock Nock knows that he murdered them, 359 00:18:49,706 --> 00:18:52,306 so he's demanding that I play his version. 360 00:18:52,307 --> 00:18:54,808 And our marriage depends on me being able to work this out. 361 00:18:54,809 --> 00:18:57,129 - Huh? - It's a metaphor, Jimmy. 362 00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:59,975 No matter what I do here, I piss someone off. 363 00:18:59,976 --> 00:19:02,528 Did you just say Nock Nock's a really good rapper? 364 00:19:02,529 --> 00:19:05,336 This is a serious crisis. What should I do? 365 00:19:05,337 --> 00:19:07,271 Oh, okay. Well, let's think. 366 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:11,838 Perhaps there's someone nearby whose entire vocation 367 00:19:11,839 --> 00:19:14,882 revolves around handling crises. Huh? 368 00:19:14,883 --> 00:19:16,397 Oh, look there's one. 369 00:19:16,398 --> 00:19:17,798 Ha! 370 00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:19,466 Damn it. 371 00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:24,204 Thanks for answering. I just needed to vent. 372 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,294 Any time. 373 00:19:30,029 --> 00:19:32,587 You should be with her. She's gonna do something dumb. 374 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:36,300 Edgar, she told me her problem, I listened and solved it. 375 00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,102 We had our separate experiences, 376 00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:40,906 then came together in the end, just like I said. 377 00:19:40,907 --> 00:19:43,374 We don't need to be together to be together. 378 00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:44,742 Then why did you lead us here? 379 00:19:44,743 --> 00:19:48,946 Look, when we came across that zoo opera, 380 00:19:48,947 --> 00:19:51,248 all I wanted was to see Gretchen smile, 381 00:19:51,249 --> 00:19:54,601 but when I turned around, all I saw was your dumb face. 382 00:19:54,602 --> 00:19:56,770 Sorry. I suppose you don't want me saying 383 00:19:56,771 --> 00:19:58,605 those kind of things to you anymore. 384 00:19:58,606 --> 00:20:01,075 Nah, it's okay. It's kind of a dumb face sometimes. 385 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:03,277 Anyways, now that we're here, 386 00:20:03,278 --> 00:20:06,196 it'd be silly not to go in, right? 387 00:20:06,197 --> 00:20:09,249 I think it would mean a lot to her. Yes. 388 00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:14,371 ? Like a preacher, lay my hands on it ? 389 00:20:14,372 --> 00:20:16,440 ? I don't want it if it ain't no... on it ? 390 00:20:16,441 --> 00:20:18,375 ? I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it ? 391 00:20:18,376 --> 00:20:21,412 ? I don't want it if it ain't no... on it ? 392 00:20:21,413 --> 00:20:23,731 - ? Goddamn ? - ? Throw my cash on it ? 393 00:20:23,732 --> 00:20:26,033 ? I don't want it if it ain't no... on it ? 394 00:20:26,034 --> 00:20:27,484 What version am I playing? 395 00:20:28,913 --> 00:20:31,797 ? I don't want it if it ain't no... on it ? 396 00:20:31,806 --> 00:20:33,774 ? I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it ? 397 00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,477 ? I don't want it if it ain't no... on it... ? 398 00:20:36,478 --> 00:20:38,045 Play that one. 399 00:20:38,046 --> 00:20:39,797 ? I don't, I ? 400 00:20:39,798 --> 00:20:41,932 ? Like a preacher, lay my hands on it ? 401 00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:45,069 ? I don't want it if it ain't no... on it ? 402 00:20:45,070 --> 00:20:47,604 ? I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it ? 403 00:20:47,605 --> 00:20:50,107 ? I don't want it if it ain't no... on it ? 404 00:20:50,108 --> 00:20:52,585 - ? Goddamn ? - ? Throw my cash on it ? 405 00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:56,046 ? I don't want it if it ain't no... on it ? 406 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,898 ? Baby, grab on it ? 407 00:20:57,899 --> 00:21:00,450 ? I don't want it if it ain't no... on it... ? 408 00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:05,885 Gretchen! Gretchen! 409 00:21:07,154 --> 00:21:11,311 This is the first time I've seen her walk with purpose. 410 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,796 It's quite sexy. 411 00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:15,132 I'm glad we came. 412 00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:16,311 Me, too. 413 00:21:17,745 --> 00:21:18,779 Thank you. 414 00:21:21,639 --> 00:21:24,608 Okay, okay, okay, everybody! 415 00:21:27,479 --> 00:21:30,631 We appreciate y'all coming out to hear our new shit! 416 00:21:30,632 --> 00:21:33,100 - Reboot! - I'm Honey Nutz. 417 00:21:33,101 --> 00:21:36,703 But first let me introduce to you the mystery artist 418 00:21:36,704 --> 00:21:38,766 y'all been waiting on. 419 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:42,887 Give it up for my dude Nock Nock. 420 00:21:45,613 --> 00:21:49,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll be hearing his shit very soon. 421 00:21:49,501 --> 00:21:52,469 Very soon. Like right now! 422 00:21:53,872 --> 00:21:56,473 Actually, less soon than that. 423 00:21:56,474 --> 00:21:59,977 Hey, so what'd she say when you confronted her about the pills? 424 00:21:59,978 --> 00:22:02,996 - Nothing. I didn't ask her. - Why not? 425 00:22:02,997 --> 00:22:05,113 Because we don't do that. 426 00:22:05,114 --> 00:22:07,234 Jimmy, she's taking more and more, 427 00:22:07,235 --> 00:22:09,187 and some of the really weird stuff. 428 00:22:09,188 --> 00:22:11,171 She's fine. 429 00:22:11,172 --> 00:22:13,487 This isn't old depressed Gretchen. 430 00:22:13,488 --> 00:22:16,717 She's up and about. She cares about her job for once. 431 00:22:16,718 --> 00:22:18,045 She's fine. 432 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,279 ...check out our new joint, 433 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,399 featuring a beat by DJ Squirt Squirt. 434 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,335 "Don't Be Jealous"! 435 00:22:25,336 --> 00:22:26,670 "Don't Be Jealous." 436 00:22:26,671 --> 00:22:28,539 Yo, hit it, DJ. Drop that track. 437 00:22:33,278 --> 00:22:35,445 Which version do you think he's playing? 438 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,537 Yo, let's hear that shit. 439 00:22:43,538 --> 00:22:44,671 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah... 440 00:22:44,672 --> 00:22:45,672 Where'd she go? 441 00:22:45,673 --> 00:22:47,074 It's time to turn up, 442 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,876 it's time to get... 443 00:23:15,692 --> 00:23:18,605 Stop. Stop. 444 00:23:21,390 --> 00:23:23,941 It was fun hanging out in the boss's office. 445 00:23:23,943 --> 00:23:25,777 - Huh? - That was really nice. 446 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:28,764 I know this is kind of fast, but... 447 00:23:28,765 --> 00:23:30,766 would you want to get together sometime 448 00:23:30,767 --> 00:23:34,136 to maybe eat each other's pussies again? 449 00:23:34,817 --> 00:23:37,555 No one's ever put it quite that way, but... 450 00:23:38,999 --> 00:23:41,400 yeah, I think I do. 451 00:23:41,402 --> 00:23:43,579 Ooh. 452 00:23:43,580 --> 00:23:45,864 - Huh? - You have some lipstick. 453 00:23:46,812 --> 00:23:48,282 Are those mine? 454 00:23:50,688 --> 00:23:51,931 Keep 'em. 455 00:23:55,742 --> 00:23:58,210 Yes, this is... 456 00:23:58,211 --> 00:24:02,698 What? Well, is there a fire or not? 457 00:24:02,699 --> 00:24:04,300 What's wrong? 458 00:24:04,301 --> 00:24:07,336 Sorry, I need to handle this. 459 00:24:07,337 --> 00:24:08,804 Good night, Miss Thompson. 460 00:24:08,805 --> 00:24:10,472 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 461 00:24:10,473 --> 00:24:12,298 Miss Thompson? 462 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,643 All right, I'll be there in a minute. 463 00:24:14,644 --> 00:24:15,945 Yvette Thomp... 464 00:24:17,069 --> 00:24:21,099 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 465 00:24:21,101 --> 00:24:24,937 ? When I saw you there in the moonlight ? 466 00:24:24,938 --> 00:24:27,356 ? I started to cry ? 467 00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:31,810 ? For you were there with another girl... ? 468 00:24:31,811 --> 00:24:33,287 Ah... 469 00:24:33,288 --> 00:24:37,299 ? And you were my guy ? 470 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:39,969 ? And then I knew that my plans ? 471 00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:44,340 ? And my dreams now were all in vain ? 472 00:24:46,543 --> 00:24:49,987 ? And the tears came tumbling ? 473 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:53,465 - ? Whoa, tumbling ? - ? Tears came tumbling ? 474 00:24:53,466 --> 00:24:58,937 ? Down like rain ? 475 00:24:58,938 --> 00:25:01,273 ? I watched you holding her hand ? 476 00:25:01,274 --> 00:25:04,235 ? And you whisked her so tenderly ? 477 00:25:08,082 --> 00:25:12,034 ? And I thought of the time when I'd once loved you ? 478 00:25:12,035 --> 00:25:15,070 ? Here was me... ?