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- I'm, like, stoked right now.
- I bet you are. I know you.

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Clancy! Welcome back!
How was your vacation?

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Oh, it was amazing. Thank you
guys so much for the itinerary.

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Now, tell me you went to that café.

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Oh, best biscotti I've ever had.

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That biscotti ruined me
for American biscotti.

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- Did you go on the hike?
- Yes! Oh, the vista!

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All the vistas in America are trash.

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- Did you...
- Yes. Amazing.

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What is this place?

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Oh, Kate.

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The beauty is indescribable,

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but here's what it looked like.

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It's God's country.

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I'm gonna have an eighth
of my ashes scattered there.

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You've seen trees before,

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but when you go there, you'll realize

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you had no fucking clue what trees were.

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They call it Trivallo.

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- Trivallo?
- Unh-unh.

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Tri-vaaaaaah-o.

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It's economically decimated.

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But culturally,
it's bursting with riches.

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I bought a magnet with my name on it.
There's this restaurant.

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It's in the ocean. You have to try it.

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Now, you're gonna get wet,
but that's part of it.

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You must try
the Eucharist at the cathedral.

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It ruined me for American Eucharist.

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Best ruins I've ever seen.

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Ruined me for American ruins.

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Now, I don't wanna oversell it,

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but let's just say
you are finally gonna understand

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why I started spelling "color"
with a "U."

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Goodbye, everyone!

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I'm off to Trivallo!

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So...

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how was it?

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It was...

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...amazing!

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You two have to go.

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- Nah.
- Okay.

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Ooh!

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Matt! Calling me so soon?

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I guess you're already bored
of the vacation

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you went into credit-card debt to take.

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Oh, it's beautiful here.

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The energy in the air is just different.

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The people here are very...

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European.

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It's hard to describe,

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but I definitely like it
better than America.

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I hope you enjoy pretending to have fun

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while I enjoy having the office
all to myself.

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Yeah, right. You miss me. Say it.

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Say you miss me.

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Matt, I'm sure of two things
in this world...

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I will die of a stroke in a condo

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and I will not miss you this week.

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By the way, did you sign up for
an international calling plan?

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If not, this call
is costing you a fortune.

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- Damn it! Okay, I'm gonna hang up.
- Oh, my God, is that Matt?

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Let me talk to him.

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Hey, pal, how's the vacation going?

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- You soaking it all in?
- Is he soaking it all in?

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He's soaking it all in.

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- Put him on speaker!
- Okay.

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You're on speaker, bud, pipe up!

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It's going great.

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The only downside is
the airline lost my luggage,

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so I don't have anything other
than the clothes I'm wearing.

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Same thing happened to me.
Here's what you gotta do.

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There's this little boutique...

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- ...called Fellini's.
- Fellini's.

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Drop my name to Carlo,
and he'll cut you a great deal.

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Okay, great. Um, I gotta go, but...

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Real quick, buddy,
before we let you go...

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we're still waiting on
that efficacy report

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we asked you to finish.

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So why don't you hop on that ASAP,

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and then you can just marinade

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in the sights and sounds of Trivallo.

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Okay. Good bye.

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Jake, we're glad to have you
here focused on work,

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unlike Matt, who doesn't seem
to care about his job at all.

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We figured you'd be
a little lonely without Matt

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and could use some company.

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Actually, I was really
looking forward...

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Rick!

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Get in here.

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There's the guy!

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There's our star player.

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There's our stud.

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Yeah.

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So, uh, here's the thing...

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we found some black mold
in Rick's office.

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Black mold is an understatement.

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So while we sort that out,

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we're gonna let him shack up with you.

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Rick is our most productive employee.

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He has never taken a vacation

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and refuses to use a sick day.

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Actually, you remind us a lot of Rick.

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Just don't touch him
or inhale his breath.

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We think you two are going to
get along like fish in a barrel.

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Wait.

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So, Rick, you gonna sue 'em
for that black mold or what?

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There's a disturbing amount
of plants in here, Grace.

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Jake, let me introduce you
to some of my new friends.

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This is Succulent, he's the star.

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This is Fern,
the heartthrob with great hair.

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This is Cactus,
he does not like to be pet.

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Personifying your plants
is a major sign of depression.

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I am depressed.

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I used up all my vacation days

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going to my friends'
weddings and funerals.

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And now whenever I try
to take unpaid vacation,

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there's some new office molester
I have to deal with.

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Oh, yeah, Trent... and then Billy.

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People weren't meant to be in offices.

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We were made to live in the forest.

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Oh, and Brooks.

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Like Adam and Steve or the Unabomber.

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Right, Fern?

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That's right, Grace.

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I love the forest!

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What do you say to that, Jake?

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You're living a lie.

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- Hello?
- Matt!

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- How's it going?
- Oh, good.

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I was just about to eat the biscotti.

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Oh, the biscotti!

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Let us hear you take a bite!

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Yeah, give us a taste of Trivallo.

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We wanna hear that crunch.

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- Yes, yes, please, a little bit.
- Give us that crunch.

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Uh, okay.

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Oh, yes!

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Yeah, baby.

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Masticate, Matt. Masticate, Matt.

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God damn it!

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Now let's hear you really chew it up!

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It's a little dry.

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It is dry, isn't it?

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You better believe it is,
so fucking dry.

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Now, Matt? Matt?

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Do me a favor, buddy.

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Now wash it down
with some of that inky...

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...black...

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...espresso, Matt.

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Sip that espresso, baby.

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Sounds thick. Sounds thick.

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How incredible was that?

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- It's incredible.
- Incredible.

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Hoo!

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Anyway, buddy, we noticed a typo
in your last e-mail.

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We're a little worried you don't
have your head in the game.

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It's almost like you're somewhere else.

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You're dropping the bomb, buddy.

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And it's starting to torque me off.

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Oh! But while you're at the café,

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you must say hi to Pierro for me!

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- Oh! Promise us you'll say hi.
- Do it.

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Okay, I promise.

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- Ciao!
- Ciao!

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- Excuse me.
- Sí?

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Uh, is there an employee here
named Pierro?

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Oh, sí.

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Pierro!

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You no like my biscotti?

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Oh, no. The biscotti's great.

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It's just that, um, John says hi.

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- Who?
- John.

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- What?
- Um...

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this is John.

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He... He ate here once.

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Yeah?

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Well, he says hi.

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We need this table for other customers.

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You need to eat the biscotti and leave.

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Ciao.

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Thank you for the water, Grace!

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You're my best friend!

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You're my best friend, too, Fern!

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You're my mom, Grace!

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Aww.

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You're Mommy's special guy, Cactus!

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You're my ex, Grace!

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I'm glad we left on good terms,
Succulent.

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Oh, no!

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What's this? Succulent, you're sick?

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Why didn't you tell me?

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We're broken up.

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You're not entitled to
every detail of my life anymore.

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Well, I'm still gonna take care of you.

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I thought succulents were
supposed to be low-maintenance.

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Not now, Orchid!

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? I'm a little cucumber ?

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That's right, guys,
it's me, Little Cucumber.

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I'm here in Trivello...

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Fuck! God damn it!

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It's Trivallo, Trivallo.

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You know that.

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? I'm a little cucumber ?

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Hey, guys, it's me, Little Cucumber!

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I am here having the best time
here in Trivello.

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Trivallo!

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This is why you're losing
all your fucking subscribers!

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? I'm a little cucumber ?

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Hi, guys!

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I'm having the time of my life.

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Fuck!

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God damn it.

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All right.

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Oh!

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Aah!

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Hello?

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Hey, Matt! You still soaking it all in?

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You soaked?

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I was on the... I was doing the hike.

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I slipped. I think I fractured my ankle.

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Ooh, ouchie wouchie!

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Same thing happened to me, bud.

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Listen, you've gotta go to the hospital.

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It's incredible!

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You don't even feel like
you're in a hospital.

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Honestly, my doctor didn't even
seem like a doctor.

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Hey, Rick, you wanna hear a joke?

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Stop me if you've heard this one before.

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What's the difference
between Kate and John

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and a pair of shoes?

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Shoes have souls.

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All right, Rick.

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I'm gonna go to the cafeteria.
Do you wanna grab a bite?

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Okay, Rick.

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God damn it!

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Am I gonna die?

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No, you're never gonna die.

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But everybody dies.

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Orchid, you're not helping!

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Uh... Grace?

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Do you wanna get lunch?

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What, and leave my family to die?!

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I thought you said
we weren't going to die.

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Orchid!

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God damn it.

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Stairs, of course.

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"Your life will be changed."

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Hey!

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Hey, give me that back! That's mine!

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Hey! What the fuck?

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Fuck! What the fuck?

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Oh!

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Something funny?

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Yeah.

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You just got your purse stolen
by a gymnastics prodigy.

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Well, I'm glad this is all
entertaining to someone.

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It's very entertaining.

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What else have you got?

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Well, it's too bad there's not
a banana peel for me to slip on.

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Ow!

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Shit.

263
00:12:53,364 --> 00:12:56,567
Well, that concludes
tonight's performance.

264
00:12:57,004 --> 00:13:00,069
I'm just gonna go back to my hotel.

265
00:13:00,817 --> 00:13:02,050
I'm Olivia.

266
00:13:02,075 --> 00:13:03,528
Let me give you a ride.

267
00:13:04,245 --> 00:13:06,612
Okay, here's another hypothetical...

268
00:13:07,106 --> 00:13:10,049
Let's say that I hit someone
with my car right now.

269
00:13:10,051 --> 00:13:12,018
And it's sort of their fault,

270
00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:14,003
but it's sort of my fault, too.

271
00:13:14,028 --> 00:13:17,090
- Okay?
- Would you report me to the authorities...

272
00:13:17,092 --> 00:13:20,259
or would you be cool
and help me dispose of the body?

273
00:13:20,261 --> 00:13:22,061
- Hmm.
- Let me just add

274
00:13:22,063 --> 00:13:24,574
that I would buy us gelato afterwards.

275
00:13:24,599 --> 00:13:25,898
Okay.

276
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,700
Well, I'm in a foreign country,

277
00:13:27,702 --> 00:13:30,347
which means I do not know
the number for the police.

278
00:13:30,372 --> 00:13:31,738
And even if I did,

279
00:13:31,925 --> 00:13:33,566
you would probably put the blame on me.

280
00:13:33,591 --> 00:13:35,440
- Naturally.
- Yeah.

281
00:13:35,442 --> 00:13:37,075
I do not have the time in my schedule

282
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,476
to be a political prisoner right now.

283
00:13:38,478 --> 00:13:39,845
I mean, that is off the table.

284
00:13:39,847 --> 00:13:41,379
So, I mean, yeah,

285
00:13:41,381 --> 00:13:44,215
if you're throwing in
free gelato, give me a shovel.

286
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,173
I'll bury that fucking corpse.

287
00:13:47,942 --> 00:13:50,558
Well, here is your hotel.

288
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,357
And I guess I didn't kill anyone,

289
00:13:52,359 --> 00:13:54,222
so this night is over.

290
00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:56,205
Yeah, it's a shame nobody died.

291
00:13:57,130 --> 00:14:00,098
- Hmm.
- Well, thanks for the ride.

292
00:14:00,336 --> 00:14:01,902
Unless...

293
00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:04,469
I do know a great place to bury a body.

294
00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:06,536
Do you wanna see?

295
00:14:06,538 --> 00:14:10,427
It is next to
an amazing little gelato shoppe.

296
00:14:18,855 --> 00:14:20,787
Oh, hey, Rick, that's actually my seat.

297
00:14:20,968 --> 00:14:23,302
You might remember that
from 10 minutes ago.

298
00:14:24,302 --> 00:14:25,494
Rick?

299
00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:26,896
Ricky?

300
00:14:26,921 --> 00:14:28,350
Nothing.

301
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:29,830
Okay.

302
00:14:29,832 --> 00:14:31,911
Well, here we go.

303
00:14:31,936 --> 00:14:34,841
C'mon, Rick buddy, upsy daisy.

304
00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:39,761
Grace, I'd like to be buried
in a closed casket

305
00:14:39,786 --> 00:14:42,143
at a traditional Catholic funeral.

306
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:44,827
You returned to the Church?

307
00:14:45,181 --> 00:14:47,427
Sing us a song, Grace.

308
00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:50,053
Maybe a funeral dirge.

309
00:14:52,372 --> 00:14:55,216
? Dying plants ?

310
00:14:55,739 --> 00:14:58,794
? Dying plants ?

311
00:14:59,194 --> 00:15:01,194
? I'm so sad ?

312
00:15:01,349 --> 00:15:03,044
? I'm so sad ?

313
00:15:03,794 --> 00:15:07,106
? Dying plants ?

314
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:10,755
? I love you ?

315
00:15:11,173 --> 00:15:14,239
? Cows go moo ?

316
00:15:14,676 --> 00:15:19,505
? Lucy Liu ?

317
00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:22,075
Okay.

318
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,898
I got it.

319
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,318
Wait, hold on. No!

320
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,386
So, this is Kylie Minogue's estate,

321
00:15:28,411 --> 00:15:29,754
but she's never here.

322
00:15:29,756 --> 00:15:32,924
I know about it 'cause I'm Australian.

323
00:15:32,926 --> 00:15:35,237
Oh, you're Australian? Gross.

324
00:15:36,114 --> 00:15:37,662
Yeah, I'm actually looking into

325
00:15:37,664 --> 00:15:39,898
corrective surgery to become Canadian.

326
00:15:41,435 --> 00:15:43,368
You know, I was really

327
00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:46,071
regretting my vacation
up until just now.

328
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,839
Why would you regret a holiday?

329
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,242
Because everyone said
this place was amazing,

330
00:15:50,244 --> 00:15:52,010
and then it just wasn't.

331
00:15:52,012 --> 00:15:53,512
Oh, shut up.

332
00:15:53,514 --> 00:15:56,547
At least you escaped your
boring life and did something.

333
00:15:56,549 --> 00:15:58,882
You know, doing stuff is always better

334
00:15:58,884 --> 00:16:00,653
than not doing stuff.

335
00:16:02,021 --> 00:16:03,287
There.

336
00:16:03,289 --> 00:16:05,575
That is where I would bury the body.

337
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,957
A swimming pool?

338
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:08,959
That's a terrible place to bury a...

339
00:16:08,984 --> 00:16:10,621
No!

340
00:16:11,785 --> 00:16:13,017
Hoo!

341
00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:22,770
Rick, stop it!

342
00:16:22,795 --> 00:16:24,559
It's empty!

343
00:16:28,246 --> 00:16:30,580
Rick, I know I don't even need to ask,

344
00:16:30,582 --> 00:16:32,081
but do you have... yep.

345
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,065
Ahead of schedule, as usual.

346
00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:35,184
Whoo, whoo, whoo.

347
00:16:35,209 --> 00:16:38,655
Also, Jake, we received
a super anonymous tip

348
00:16:38,657 --> 00:16:41,924
that you apparently think we're shoes,

349
00:16:41,926 --> 00:16:44,081
and also have no souls.

350
00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:46,363
And I guess what
we're sort of wondering is,

351
00:16:46,365 --> 00:16:47,930
what the fuck?!

352
00:16:47,932 --> 00:16:49,668
Jake...

353
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:53,303
I have a soul, and I'm going to heaven.

354
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,438
Maybe you should take
a little tip from Rick

355
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,192
and spend less time
disparaging your mentors

356
00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:01,311
and a little more time
click-clacking on that keyboard.

357
00:17:05,498 --> 00:17:06,898
Ding!

358
00:17:07,496 --> 00:17:08,584
Hey, Rick?

359
00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:10,252
I don't know if anyone has told you,

360
00:17:10,254 --> 00:17:11,887
but I'm a petty, vengeful bitch

361
00:17:11,889 --> 00:17:13,322
and I know that about myself.

362
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,790
I went to therapy,

363
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:17,226
accepted it wholly,
and made it my brand.

364
00:17:17,228 --> 00:17:18,760
I'm currently in the process

365
00:17:18,762 --> 00:17:20,496
of ruining dozens of people's lives,

366
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,531
and you just hopped
to the top of the list, buddy.

367
00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:24,166
What do you think about that, Rick?

368
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,701
Huh, Rick?

369
00:17:26,031 --> 00:17:27,397
Rick?!

370
00:17:35,082 --> 00:17:36,471
Ricky?

371
00:17:42,485 --> 00:17:44,018
What do you think happened?

372
00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:45,220
Was it the black mold?

373
00:17:45,222 --> 00:17:46,454
Do you want to bankrupt this company?

374
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,256
Never speak of the black mold.

375
00:17:48,258 --> 00:17:50,113
- What black mold, am I right?
- John, you just said it.

376
00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:52,793
No, I'm saying I'm not saying
"black mold."

377
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,698
People weren't meant to be in offices.

378
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,494
We were made to live in the forest.

379
00:17:58,519 --> 00:18:01,689
You're going to die in
the office, just like Rick.

380
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,438
Grace?

381
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,382
Killed them all, of course.

382
00:18:05,407 --> 00:18:06,641
Grace, you were right.

383
00:18:06,643 --> 00:18:09,110
We don't belong here. Let's go.

384
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,947
God, there are a lot of bugs here.

385
00:18:35,203 --> 00:18:37,137
Okay, I was wrong!

386
00:18:37,139 --> 00:18:38,596
The forest sucks.

387
00:18:38,621 --> 00:18:40,119
Let's go.

388
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:45,313
By the way, did I tell you that
Rick straight-up porked out?

389
00:18:45,338 --> 00:18:48,641
Well, I can honestly say that's
the best sex I've ever had...

390
00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:50,907
in Kylie Minogue's secret garden.

391
00:18:50,939 --> 00:18:54,236
For me... top 20?

392
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,234
Hey, Olivia...

393
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,424
thanks for making my vacation worth it.

394
00:18:59,449 --> 00:19:01,002
Oh, shut up.

395
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:14,276
- Hello?
- Hey, buddy!

396
00:19:14,301 --> 00:19:15,799
How's the vacation going?

397
00:19:15,824 --> 00:19:18,314
Have you hit that gelato shoppe yet?

398
00:19:18,316 --> 00:19:20,483
- Whoo!
- Gelato!

399
00:19:20,485 --> 00:19:21,650
Yeah, I did.

400
00:19:21,652 --> 00:19:24,384
But I also just met
the most amazing woman.

401
00:19:24,409 --> 00:19:27,012
Oh, you met Olivia!

402
00:19:27,725 --> 00:19:29,325
How do you know Olivia?

403
00:19:29,327 --> 00:19:32,464
We all had sex with her in
Kylie Minogue's secret garden.

404
00:19:32,489 --> 00:19:33,963
Wasn't it so spontaneous?

405
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,099
So romantic. Best night of my life.

406
00:19:36,101 --> 00:19:39,369
For me... top 20?

407
00:19:39,371 --> 00:19:41,204
Oh, oh, Matt! Matt, here's a joke.

408
00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:44,080
How do you say "gelato" in Italian?

409
00:19:45,049 --> 00:19:47,666
Ice cream!

410
00:19:49,619 --> 00:19:51,673
I go, "Ice cream!"

411
00:19:51,698 --> 00:19:52,914
And everyone's dying.

412
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:56,587
Then, my flight got delayed,

413
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,626
so it took me 30 hours to get home.

414
00:19:58,651 --> 00:19:59,954
And I didn't have time to shower,

415
00:19:59,956 --> 00:20:01,123
so I just had to throw on this suit

416
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,424
and come straight into work.

417
00:20:02,627 --> 00:20:04,227
Anyway, how was your week?

418
00:20:04,252 --> 00:20:05,894
It was great. I'm bummed your back.

419
00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:07,162
You missed me.

420
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,727
- Say you missed me. Say it!
- Never.

421
00:20:09,752 --> 00:20:13,522
Matt! Back from paradise!

422
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:16,838
So... how was it?

423
00:20:17,236 --> 00:20:20,070
It was...

424
00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:24,013
...uh...

425
00:20:27,939 --> 00:20:29,984
- ...amazing.
- Yes.

426
00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:32,789
We knew it!

427
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,149
And you are welcome for making you go.

428
00:20:35,174 --> 00:20:36,426
We're glad to have you back

429
00:20:36,451 --> 00:20:38,948
so you can pick up the ball
you dropped last week.

430
00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:41,429
And, Jake, we know
you're worried sick about Rick.

431
00:20:41,431 --> 00:20:43,064
But you'll be happy to know

432
00:20:43,066 --> 00:20:45,407
he's getting some much-needed R&R.

433
00:20:45,432 --> 00:20:46,337
Mm-hmm.

434
00:20:51,313 --> 00:20:56,758
credits

435
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,993
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