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D'oh!

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- You sit on me.
- _

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There's a remote in my crack.

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Uh, Problems I Have!

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I could use a slip cover.

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Um, uh, Things Your Sister Would Say!

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No. Uh...

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You haven't replaced me since 1989.

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Things a Couch Would Say!

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Yes!

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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Hopefully, we won't be out
too late, Shauna.

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Whatever.

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And just for the night,

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could you lose the tongue ring?

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Whatever.

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Homer, is it too late
to change babysitters?

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Yes.

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So I'll have to stay home.

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I don't think we have to... Homer.

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Yes, Marge?!

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We both have to go
to Drug Awareness Night!

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I guess we have no choice.

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Here's the number
for the poison control center,

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the allergy hotline,

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and, if the kids misbehave,

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Papa John's Pizza.

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Don't worry, Mrs. Simpson.

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We'll take great care of your kids.

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"We"?

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Uh, me and God.

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Okay, then.

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We'll see you soon.

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Want to watch videos
of pythons swallowing stuff?

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Uh, can't we watch something
with kittens?

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Oh, there's kittens in there.

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This is pointless.

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We learned all the new
dangerous drugs last year:

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sprack, zup, borzo, and crystal bam.

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I hear they're mixing bam with zup.

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Interesting.

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Bam and zup.

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This seminar's already paying
for itself.

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Homer Simpson, are you watching football

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through your pants pocket?

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But do you know how much love
is lost between these teams?

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None!

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Turn it off!

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This bag of concentrated death

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is what the kids today call "blizzard."

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Allow me to demonstrate.

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On Skin-ner!

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Superintendent, I-I must protest.

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I'm an educational professional who...

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That's a good boy.

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Take your medicine.

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Oh, let's get out of here.

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I guess we can watch
the PowerPoint presentation

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in bed tonight.

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Oh, that sounds magical.

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Just don't be conspicuous.

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Ooh, it's Lenny.

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Homer, I found my birth mom!

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Her name is Cheryl, and
she wants nothing to do with...

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A wedding expo!

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Marge, there is no way
I'd ever be interested in...

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Is there a girl in that cake?

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No, just cake.

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Oh... that is so sexy.

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After you, Marge.

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Ooh, a wedding expo!

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It's like going
to a thousand weddings at once.

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Sneaking in will be the most
romantic thing we've ever done.

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More than our real wedding?

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A thousand times more.

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I was pregnant,
and you had a fever of 103.

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103.4.

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Aw, you remembered.

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_

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It's so beautiful.

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Oh.

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Even the prenups are gorgeous.

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Your bride will look radiant

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next to these hideous
bridesmaids dresses

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made in colors known to scare seagulls.

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Oh, so beautiful!

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Come back here, you.

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You've got 12 more drugs to test.

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I both see and am God.

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Who will protect me when you die?

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Nothing's gonna happen to...

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Does this house have a mixer?

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We could make face cookies.

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Aw! You're gonna make such a good dad.

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I feel like a walk.

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You want to take a walk?

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I feel glued to my seat
for reasons I don't understand.

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It's all over, sweetheart.

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The curse is broken.

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Grandma will take care of you
from now o...

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Ah!

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Come on!

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Let's see if we can both fit

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in Homer's underwear.

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This is very sobering.

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Why did we think this would be cool?

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What are you kids doing out so late?

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Babysitter party at our house.

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Why don't you come inside
for a mug of cocoa?

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Coco-nut, that is,

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to fill your belly
with much-needed potassium.

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Grins, people.

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Thanks.

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Potassi-yum.

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This was a great idea.

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It's like all the fun of a wedding

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without the boredom of a wedding!

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And who are you two?

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Um, why, we're...

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wedding planners!

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Yes, and we're wondering
about your products.

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For our clients.

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Well, the Toast Master
is an AI-powered microphone

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that guarantees your best man's toast

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will be heartwarming and tasteful,

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no matter how drunk
or passive-aggressive he is.

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Ooh. Give it a try, Homie.

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Oh, I couldn't.

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Pretend one of my sisters
is getting married.

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That hairy-legged ashtray?

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Give me the mic.

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When I heard a guy was marrying Selma,

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- I thought, that poor...
- Genius.

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- must be...
- Fully sighted.

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- and...
- Not marrying her

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to harvest her organs.

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Thank God. The Heffernans.

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Oh, right. That's me.

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D.R. Heffernan.

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- That's "Doctor."
- Right.

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Dr. D.R. Heffernan.

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The keynote speech is in two minutes.

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What's a keynote speech?

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Imagine Dr. Heffernan asking me
what a keynote speech is.

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This way.

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Finally, things are looking up

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for the person I'm pretending to be.

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And the number one
new wedding trend is...

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True love!

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True love! True love!

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Buy our book if we have one.

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I'm starting to think
that's not Dr. Heffernan.

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What a...

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perfect night.

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You wait here while I go...

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Pay the babysitter.

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I'm not paying you!

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Get out of my house!

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- Later.
- And now, my lady, to the boudoir,

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which I believe
is somewhere near the bedroom.

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Ooh!

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Ooh!

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Have I picked you up yet?

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I can't te... Oh!

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You're so light!

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Ow!

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Perfect end to...

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perfect night!

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Voulez-vous coucher avec...

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- What the?!
- Ow!

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I guess we should stop listening now.

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No one's making you stay.

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Marge, I'm afraid your days
of walking are over.

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Oh, my God!

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For about 36 hours.

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By then, this mild ankle sprain
should be good as new.

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It's my fault.

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Homie wouldn't have dropped me
if I hadn't put on a few pounds.

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Nonsense. It's not your fault
you're married to a...

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this.

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And it was such a good date night.

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Well, now it's a hernia morning.

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See, you've got a tear
in your abdominal wall

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and a section of your intestine
has pushed through.

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Aren't you going to chuckle?

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An inguinal hernia
is no laughing matter.

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"Inguinal."

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Will I need surgery?

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Possibly. But don't be alarmed.

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It's just some scalpel work
around your scrotum.

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A little more.

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Little more.

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Little more...

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No, those are the wipers!

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Oh, you just called OnStar.

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Now, look, you two,
you're not kids anymore.

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Listen to your body.
It'll tell you what to do.

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OnStar operator.

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What is your emergency?

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Every comedian I thought is funny

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is dead.

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Hmm. "Possible side effects

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may include hallucinations..."

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Mm, "irritability,

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inability to fo... cus."

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Blah, blah, blah.

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"Do not mix with alcohol"?

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Fine, I'll drink it separately.

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Boy, get me a beer.

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Huh? What are you doing?

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Helping you get better.

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I was watching Animal Planet,

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and they said,
if it can't reach its own food,

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the hippo dies.

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Why, you little...!

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Bart, honey, your father and I need you

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to be a little more grown-up.

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Can you do that?

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I bet you can.

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You got it, Mom.

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Honey, I signed us up for
physical therapy this afternoon.

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They sound terrific.

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Even booking the appointment,

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they told me, "Great job."

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Absolutely.

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I want to get better.

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I really do.

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I know you do.

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We'll start tomorrow.

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Mwah.

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I would caution
against physical therapy.

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Guys like us don't look good in shorts.

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What the...?

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Oh, why is it never hair growth?

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It's me, your hernia.

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Homer, your doctor told you
to listen to your body.

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And I am telling you,

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just take it easy.

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Are you sure?

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I just promised Marge.

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Take it from your hernia.

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Oh, you've got this, Marge!

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Now, focus on your co-ah.

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I guess I've been neglecting my key-aah.

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Is it this?

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No. All I can say is,
if you have a muscle

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and you know what it does,
then that is not the co-ah.

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Oh, the core.

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Right, that's what I said... co-ah.

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Now, what sports are we
gettin' you ready for, Marge?

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Rollerblading? Uh, Muay Thai?

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No, nothing like that.

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I only have to be in good enough shape

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to take care
of an immobile 240-pound man.

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Ah, so Homer isn't coming, eh?

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You know, I could go to him at work.

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Oh, he's got enough stress at work.

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All right, well,
we'll get you into something.

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Uh, mountain biking? Free bouldering?

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I got it. Marge, we are going
to get you kitesurfing!

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Kitesurfing?

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I could do that with Homie.

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You know what?

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I'm not letting Homer
drag me down this time.

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Yes, I want to learn kitesurfing.

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Kitesurfing's a simple sport.

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All you need is the wind and the waves.

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And a spreader-bar, bindings,
impact vest, chicken loop,

272
00:11:45,435 --> 00:11:48,113
donkey stick, squirrel clip,
and, of course, parking pass.

273
00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:51,755
Yeah, ruining people's day at the beach.

274
00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:54,878
We are worse than sand
in a hot dog, eh, Lou?

275
00:11:54,911 --> 00:11:56,644
You know there's
a double murder downtown?

276
00:11:56,669 --> 00:11:59,449
Well, now it's a triple,
'cause you just killed my day.

277
00:11:59,481 --> 00:12:00,916
Keep the kite swooping, Marge.

278
00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:02,953
Follow the timing of my pecs.

279
00:12:02,985 --> 00:12:04,955
Left, right, left, right,

280
00:12:04,988 --> 00:12:06,223
left, left, right...

281
00:12:06,255 --> 00:12:08,257
Ah. Don't look me in the eyes, Marge.

282
00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:09,893
My pecs are down here.

283
00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,228
There you are.

284
00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:13,700
Left, right, left, left, right...

285
00:12:14,264 --> 00:12:17,066
So, Mom is kitesurfing

286
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,469
while Dad is eating three desserts.

287
00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:22,560
Oh, your grandma and I
had our differences,

288
00:12:22,585 --> 00:12:27,076
but we stopped arguing when she
disappeared for three decades.

289
00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:28,278
Oh.

290
00:12:29,111 --> 00:12:30,480
Oh, it's so nice

291
00:12:30,513 --> 00:12:32,482
to get an evening out just with you.

292
00:12:32,514 --> 00:12:34,052
Can I get you a baby chair?

293
00:12:34,077 --> 00:12:35,345
No? You're good?

294
00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:36,920
Homer's-a talking to nobody.

295
00:12:36,952 --> 00:12:39,121
The Cat Lady is eating with cats.

296
00:12:39,154 --> 00:12:41,257
Ralph is in-a the lobster tank?

297
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,028
I'm expensive.

298
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,095
Homer, you're doing great.

299
00:12:45,119 --> 00:12:48,260
Look at those guys...
eating half portions,

300
00:12:48,294 --> 00:12:49,840
trying to stay fit.

301
00:12:49,865 --> 00:12:52,847
They're just setting
themselves up to meet my buddies

302
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,902
Torn ACL and Pinched Nerve.

303
00:12:55,935 --> 00:12:57,839
Now, you, you're smart.

304
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,949
The most strenuous thing you're gonna do

305
00:12:59,974 --> 00:13:02,843
is fart "The Star Spangled Banner."

306
00:13:02,876 --> 00:13:05,371
Mm, that's got a difficult range.

307
00:13:05,396 --> 00:13:06,914
Is there an easier anthem?

308
00:13:06,946 --> 00:13:11,316
Hey, the riskiest thing
we're gonna do is have lasagna.

309
00:13:11,341 --> 00:13:13,168
We just had lasagna.

310
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,394
Have it again!

311
00:13:14,450 --> 00:13:15,888
Nobody's gonna stop you.

312
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,528
I love you.

313
00:13:20,325 --> 00:13:21,535
Who are you?

314
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,064
Cirrhosis. What's it to ya?

315
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:30,037
Homer, I'm going to the beach.

316
00:13:30,069 --> 00:13:32,539
I packed lunch for two
if you want to come.

317
00:13:32,571 --> 00:13:33,940
Oh, the beach.

318
00:13:34,027 --> 00:13:36,246
Sure. Let's get sunstroke,

319
00:13:36,271 --> 00:13:38,378
a hyperextended tendon,

320
00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:41,882
and wrap it up by getting
decapitated by a Frisbee.

321
00:13:41,915 --> 00:13:43,717
Hard pass.

322
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,886
Sorry, Marge. Hard pass.

323
00:13:45,919 --> 00:13:49,574
It's been so long
since you made a move on me.

324
00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:51,057
Or any move.

325
00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:53,426
Um, how about if I drone you a kiss?

326
00:13:59,591 --> 00:14:00,755
Hurry up, Marge.

327
00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:02,606
We're gonna catch big air all morning,

328
00:14:02,631 --> 00:14:05,906
sleep all afternoon,
then boil a sheep for breakfast.

329
00:14:05,939 --> 00:14:07,771
I'm still on New Zealand time.

330
00:14:07,796 --> 00:14:10,410
Been here 12 years but can't shake it.

331
00:14:10,443 --> 00:14:13,112
Please, Homer, you're my husband.

332
00:14:13,146 --> 00:14:15,314
Get up and live.

333
00:14:15,348 --> 00:14:17,950
Sorry, Marge. I got to go with my gut.

334
00:14:21,954 --> 00:14:25,658
If you don't come after me,
there's a big problem.

335
00:14:26,693 --> 00:14:28,963
The drone doesn't count.

336
00:14:33,797 --> 00:14:37,137
Hey. Can you watch the kids
this afternoon?

337
00:14:37,363 --> 00:14:38,998
Sorry, Marge.

338
00:14:39,023 --> 00:14:40,274
Hernia.

339
00:14:40,306 --> 00:14:42,141
We make quite a team.

340
00:14:42,175 --> 00:14:43,734
Who are you talking to?

341
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:46,112
Hey, I do not have voices in my head.

342
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,781
They're in my crotch.

343
00:14:47,814 --> 00:14:49,348
Ooh!

344
00:14:49,382 --> 00:14:52,486
Just call my sisters to watch the kids.

345
00:14:55,398 --> 00:14:56,899
Let's drop him in the woods

346
00:14:56,932 --> 00:14:58,903
and see if he can find his way back.

347
00:15:03,572 --> 00:15:05,717
Our parents are drifting apart.

348
00:15:05,742 --> 00:15:08,280
And as much as I don't enjoy doing this,

349
00:15:08,305 --> 00:15:10,713
I need the advice
of the only couple we know

350
00:15:10,746 --> 00:15:12,716
that seems to like each other.

351
00:15:12,749 --> 00:15:14,397
I'm stuck with you.

352
00:15:14,422 --> 00:15:16,753
Relationships are simple, really.

353
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,514
Like, if Shauna's best friend
Tiffany comes on to me,

354
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:21,139
I make out with Shauna,

355
00:15:21,164 --> 00:15:23,335
but I pretend it's her friend.

356
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,462
Aw.

357
00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:27,564
Tiffany. Oh, yeah.

358
00:15:27,596 --> 00:15:29,389
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

359
00:15:29,414 --> 00:15:31,456
Guys. Guys, guys, guys. Let's focus!

360
00:15:31,489 --> 00:15:32,490
Focus.

361
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,404
Please give me something useful.

362
00:15:34,437 --> 00:15:37,115
Okay. Your parents have just got to find

363
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,178
something they both like doing.

364
00:15:39,203 --> 00:15:41,123
Like, I like laughing at losers.

365
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:43,461
And I make losers happen.

366
00:15:49,336 --> 00:15:50,754
Common interests!

367
00:15:50,787 --> 00:15:52,250
Of course.

368
00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:57,350
Back now to live coverage

369
00:15:57,375 --> 00:16:00,280
of Little XII college golf on ESPN-D3-2,

370
00:16:00,305 --> 00:16:03,070
your second home
for Division III sports.

371
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,268
Dad, can you drive us down to the beach?

372
00:16:05,301 --> 00:16:08,709
I have a school project on...
sea turtles.

373
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,172
Don't listen to them.

374
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,930
You can see me?!

375
00:16:13,308 --> 00:16:15,478
It's always the babies.

376
00:16:20,711 --> 00:16:22,539
Hey. Where are the turtles?

377
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,855
There are no turtles, Homer.
It's a trick.

378
00:16:24,888 --> 00:16:27,791
These kids are trying to help
you, 'cause they love you.

379
00:16:27,823 --> 00:16:30,881
So there never were turtles?

380
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,161
No turtles!

381
00:16:32,195 --> 00:16:33,515
I'm starting to think

382
00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:36,010
there were no turtles.

383
00:16:36,298 --> 00:16:37,867
Marge.

384
00:16:38,461 --> 00:16:40,637
She looks so beautiful.

385
00:16:40,669 --> 00:16:42,505
I've been such a fool.

386
00:16:42,538 --> 00:16:45,695
And you forgot to get
a parking pass. Heh.

387
00:16:45,908 --> 00:16:47,648
Our work is done, Lou.

388
00:16:49,345 --> 00:16:50,581
Oh...

389
00:16:56,553 --> 00:16:58,976
I'll never let myself go like that!

390
00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:01,545
I'm-a comin', Marge!

391
00:17:01,805 --> 00:17:03,170
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392
00:17:03,195 --> 00:17:04,510
Ew! Gross!

393
00:17:06,008 --> 00:17:08,231
Homer, you're making me mad.

394
00:17:08,264 --> 00:17:11,037
And if there's one thing
you don't want to aggravate,

395
00:17:11,062 --> 00:17:12,789
it's a hernia!

396
00:17:17,234 --> 00:17:19,176
I'm Marge's husband, Homer.

397
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,010
Homer! Good-o!

398
00:17:21,043 --> 00:17:23,013
Would you like me to rehab you at work?

399
00:17:23,045 --> 00:17:25,414
I could come right to you. Same price.

400
00:17:25,447 --> 00:17:28,523
Maybe. But now I need
your biggest, fastest kite.

401
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,919
- The Widdamaka?
- What?

402
00:17:29,953 --> 00:17:31,721
Can you say that without an accent?

403
00:17:31,754 --> 00:17:33,750
- The Widowmaker.
- Oh! That's scary!

404
00:17:33,775 --> 00:17:35,777
- Back to the accent!
- The Widdamaka.

405
00:17:35,925 --> 00:17:37,027
I'll take it!

406
00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:39,031
When I got married, I took a vow:

407
00:17:39,056 --> 00:17:40,697
"Something, something, something

408
00:17:40,729 --> 00:17:42,598
till death something."

409
00:17:47,539 --> 00:17:49,438
Homer! Rooster your gimbal!

410
00:17:49,472 --> 00:17:50,664
Rooster your gimbal!

411
00:17:50,689 --> 00:17:52,109
What does that mean?!

412
00:17:52,141 --> 00:17:53,643
Pull the rope!

413
00:17:55,311 --> 00:17:56,813
The other rope.

414
00:17:59,448 --> 00:18:00,883
Homie!

415
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:02,452
You came for me!

416
00:18:02,485 --> 00:18:04,454
And I'll never leave you.

417
00:18:04,486 --> 00:18:06,723
Except right now when the wind blows me

418
00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:08,203
God knows where....

419
00:18:08,228 --> 00:18:10,665
They're headed for a wind farm!

420
00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:16,233
Whoa...!

421
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,069
Whoa...!

422
00:18:20,136 --> 00:18:22,339
Whoa...!

423
00:18:26,515 --> 00:18:28,851
Well, Mother, looks like we caught

424
00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:30,773
a couple more kiteboarders.

425
00:18:30,798 --> 00:18:33,790
- I'll get the big ladder.
- I'll tell the hospital

426
00:18:33,815 --> 00:18:36,617
their power's gonna be down for a while.

427
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:40,930
Strong woman, I love you.

428
00:18:41,695 --> 00:18:43,793
And I love you.

429
00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:47,295
And never again
will I listen to a doctor.

430
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,106
Wait, that's not the takeaway.

431
00:18:49,131 --> 00:18:51,133
Takeaway? That's a good idea!

432
00:18:51,312 --> 00:18:53,133
Yello? Pizza Palace?

433
00:18:53,158 --> 00:18:55,272
Can I get a Henry the Eight-Inch Pizza

434
00:18:55,304 --> 00:18:56,438
with extra meat?

435
00:18:56,472 --> 00:18:58,719
And a side of chocolate cheesy bread?

436
00:18:58,744 --> 00:19:00,010
No such thing.

437
00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:01,672
Can you make it anyways?

438
00:19:04,399 --> 00:19:07,060
Chief, I've got to make dinner
for my kids. Could you please

439
00:19:07,087 --> 00:19:10,289
- tell me what this is about?
- Like most physical therapists

440
00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:14,260
in America, this man
is actually a Russian spy.

441
00:19:14,617 --> 00:19:16,740
Nigel is a spy?

442
00:19:16,765 --> 00:19:18,717
Dimitri Nigelovonovitch.

443
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,843
Did you ever wonder
why he was so interested

444
00:19:20,876 --> 00:19:22,846
in seeing your husband at work?

445
00:19:22,878 --> 00:19:25,014
I thought it was close to his house.

446
00:19:25,048 --> 00:19:28,184
Didn't you ever ask yourself
how a beach bum like him

447
00:19:28,218 --> 00:19:31,975
could afford a top-of-the-line
2007 Saturn SUV

448
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,701
with a full spare tire?

449
00:19:33,726 --> 00:19:35,558
I guess I didn't want to know.

450
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:39,750
Just thank God, thank God your
husband is entrapping him now.

451
00:19:42,242 --> 00:19:44,701
Homer, I just need a few pictures of...

452
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:46,403
the co-ah.

453
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,623
- The what?
- Goo-ah.

454
00:19:48,648 --> 00:19:51,208
- The car?
- Goo-ah.

455
00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,334
Like a crow? Caw?

456
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,044
Co-ahr-car?

457
00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:57,758
Damn it. Show me your reactor core.

458
00:19:58,526 --> 00:20:00,468
All units, move in!

459
00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:30,664
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460
00:21:06,075 --> 00:21:09,135
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