1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:07,203 --> 00:00:09,892 Shadow, we're gonna be releasing you later this afternoon. 3 00:00:09,940 --> 00:00:11,514 Your wife... 4 00:00:12,578 --> 00:00:15,217 ... she died in the early hours of this morning. 5 00:00:15,937 --> 00:00:17,988 An automobile accident. 6 00:00:18,910 --> 00:00:20,578 I love you, puppy. 7 00:00:21,347 --> 00:00:22,799 I'm a leprechaun. 8 00:00:23,132 --> 00:00:24,695 My lucky coin. 9 00:00:31,210 --> 00:00:32,579 You are pretending 10 00:00:32,623 --> 00:00:36,460 you cannot believe in impossible things. 11 00:00:39,649 --> 00:00:42,243 Give me my fucking coin, dead wife. 12 00:00:42,368 --> 00:00:43,622 Ah! 13 00:00:43,747 --> 00:00:46,695 I was killed by a god. Which fucking god? 14 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:48,575 Wednesday. Oh! 15 00:00:49,372 --> 00:00:50,862 Fuck that guy. 16 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:53,841 Do you know who he is? 17 00:00:54,643 --> 00:00:56,298 Who he really is? 18 00:00:56,584 --> 00:00:58,195 Shadow Moon. 19 00:00:58,772 --> 00:01:00,426 You're my man, now. 20 00:01:01,256 --> 00:01:02,900 He's hustling you. 21 00:01:03,082 --> 00:01:04,643 He's a hustler. 22 00:01:06,491 --> 00:01:08,362 Hello, Shadow. 23 00:01:08,387 --> 00:01:10,421 - You're working for Wednesday. - Yeah. 24 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:12,186 Kill him. 25 00:01:15,363 --> 00:01:17,068 You are on a path... 26 00:01:17,117 --> 00:01:19,218 from nothing to everything. 27 00:01:20,641 --> 00:01:22,544 He does not know our world. 28 00:01:25,881 --> 00:01:27,706 I'm easing him in. 29 00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:31,752 What's a god? Can we even know they exist? 30 00:01:31,763 --> 00:01:34,501 People believe things. Which means they're real. 31 00:01:34,523 --> 00:01:38,019 So what came first, gods or the people who believed in them? 32 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:40,169 You've done well with me. 33 00:01:40,218 --> 00:01:42,730 Now, you owe. 34 00:01:42,752 --> 00:01:44,423 I'm calling it in. 35 00:01:44,494 --> 00:01:46,303 Mr. Wednesday. 36 00:01:49,258 --> 00:01:50,960 Overdue. 37 00:01:51,817 --> 00:01:54,181 I hear war... 38 00:02:00,269 --> 00:02:02,026 I am... 39 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:05,902 Odin! 40 00:02:06,232 --> 00:02:07,947 You wanted a war... 41 00:02:08,024 --> 00:02:10,487 ... you have one. 42 00:02:12,010 --> 00:02:13,288 Is this real? 43 00:02:13,598 --> 00:02:14,956 Did that just happen? 44 00:02:14,984 --> 00:02:16,905 It's still happening? 45 00:03:57,276 --> 00:03:59,049 _ 46 00:04:04,053 --> 00:04:05,991 _ 47 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,597 Your destination is on the right. 48 00:04:24,614 --> 00:04:26,846 I know where I'm going! 49 00:04:26,971 --> 00:04:28,820 _ 50 00:04:45,265 --> 00:04:46,880 Dude. 51 00:04:47,011 --> 00:04:48,413 You're a mess. 52 00:04:48,447 --> 00:04:52,811 He could've killed... me. 53 00:04:55,933 --> 00:04:57,896 Show him. 54 00:05:22,699 --> 00:05:24,063 Challenge. 55 00:05:24,348 --> 00:05:26,398 Buroklammer. 56 00:05:29,169 --> 00:05:30,620 Mister... ? 57 00:05:30,675 --> 00:05:32,187 World. 58 00:05:36,408 --> 00:05:38,719 I am Mr. World. 59 00:05:39,933 --> 00:05:41,682 Welcome to Black Briar. 60 00:05:42,632 --> 00:05:44,460 I'll destroy the old fucker. 61 00:05:44,590 --> 00:05:46,277 I'm going to take him out. 62 00:05:46,332 --> 00:05:49,416 I'm going to take them all... out. 63 00:05:49,541 --> 00:05:50,851 No. 64 00:05:51,641 --> 00:05:54,539 We can't move without preparation, 65 00:05:54,567 --> 00:05:56,876 off balance and unready. 66 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:00,163 We'll marshal our forces, 67 00:06:01,796 --> 00:06:06,009 and eradicate his paternal stain from the geriatric tomes 68 00:06:06,035 --> 00:06:08,410 of every decrepit church, temple, 69 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,796 and back-alley apothecary. 70 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:14,707 When the time comes... 71 00:06:17,024 --> 00:06:20,235 ... the gutters will run black with ichorous spume, 72 00:06:20,273 --> 00:06:24,215 and the ossuaries shall overflow with his dust. 73 00:06:24,413 --> 00:06:28,014 This is a time... 74 00:06:28,624 --> 00:06:30,506 for preparation. 75 00:06:31,538 --> 00:06:35,250 I can't sell war without my best salesman. 76 00:06:39,905 --> 00:06:41,299 You... 77 00:06:42,676 --> 00:06:45,347 ... need to find her. 78 00:07:01,135 --> 00:07:03,225 Find Media. 79 00:07:06,105 --> 00:07:07,499 Oh! 80 00:07:19,163 --> 00:07:20,596 Fuck! 81 00:07:52,977 --> 00:07:56,517 _ 82 00:09:04,032 --> 00:09:06,412 Isn't this fun? 83 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,848 I still don't understand 84 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:13,147 how such a sweet old man could have so many enemies. 85 00:09:13,191 --> 00:09:16,416 Oh, it's perfectly simple, my dear. Jealousy. 86 00:09:16,445 --> 00:09:18,770 Pure unmitigated jealousy. 87 00:09:18,848 --> 00:09:21,542 They all want what I have. A good time, 88 00:09:21,574 --> 00:09:23,026 wherever I go. 89 00:09:23,037 --> 00:09:25,159 He's the original good time that was had by all. 90 00:09:25,202 --> 00:09:27,457 And I get to ride along with you. 91 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,690 I must be the luckiest girl in the world. 92 00:09:29,722 --> 00:09:33,878 That you are. But it's my bloody luck you're feeding on, dead wife. 93 00:09:38,127 --> 00:09:40,540 Ow! Fuck! 94 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,852 - _ - What is the House on the Rock? 95 00:09:46,885 --> 00:09:50,952 A place where people come to look, play, and wonder. 96 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,376 Like Disney World. 97 00:09:52,428 --> 00:09:53,895 Dear old Walt. 98 00:09:53,956 --> 00:09:57,634 Built a Magic Kingdom without any magic. 99 00:09:57,711 --> 00:10:00,735 Whereas in some parts of Florida, there is real magic. 100 00:10:00,759 --> 00:10:05,215 Oh, remember the mermaids of Weeki Wachee, Sweeney? 101 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:06,722 Aye. 102 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,680 Been there and done several of them. 103 00:10:08,696 --> 00:10:11,115 Who knew they'd be into that kind of thing, huh? 104 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,380 They're a very passionate species. 105 00:10:17,036 --> 00:10:19,169 Do you believe in mermaids now? 106 00:10:23,534 --> 00:10:25,876 I don't know what I believe in yet. 107 00:10:26,046 --> 00:10:27,602 I guess... 108 00:10:28,801 --> 00:10:30,346 I dunno, I... 109 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:32,182 I guess I believe in him. 110 00:10:34,321 --> 00:10:36,306 I want to believe in you. 111 00:10:47,735 --> 00:10:49,664 Sixty years ago, 112 00:10:49,681 --> 00:10:52,880 Alex Jordan began to build a house 113 00:10:53,005 --> 00:10:58,141 on a high spot of rock in a field he did not even own. 114 00:11:00,044 --> 00:11:01,951 And even more, 115 00:11:02,081 --> 00:11:04,315 he could not have told you why. 116 00:11:06,701 --> 00:11:09,785 And people came to see him build it. 117 00:11:09,915 --> 00:11:11,815 The curious and the puzzled, 118 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:13,981 and those who were neither; 119 00:11:14,492 --> 00:11:18,242 they could not honestly have told you why they came. 120 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:22,480 So, he did what any sensible American male 121 00:11:22,493 --> 00:11:24,256 of his generation would do: 122 00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:27,813 he began to charge them money. 123 00:11:27,851 --> 00:11:31,159 Nothing much. A nickel. A quarter. 124 00:11:31,177 --> 00:11:33,002 And he kept building, 125 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,941 and the people kept coming. 126 00:11:36,072 --> 00:11:38,450 So, he took those nickels and quarters 127 00:11:38,466 --> 00:11:41,848 and made something even bigger and stranger. 128 00:11:42,227 --> 00:11:44,685 He filled the land beneath the house 129 00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:47,480 with things for people to see, 130 00:11:47,504 --> 00:11:49,076 and they came. 131 00:11:49,201 --> 00:11:53,419 Millions of them every year. 132 00:11:56,734 --> 00:11:59,537 Sorry, Ma'am. The attraction's closing. 133 00:12:00,043 --> 00:12:01,571 I'll show you out. 134 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,126 You are here for the meeting. 135 00:12:56,681 --> 00:12:59,173 I wasn't formally invited. 136 00:13:01,372 --> 00:13:04,579 Uh. Hallo. 137 00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:10,403 - Salim? - Hi. 138 00:13:10,587 --> 00:13:13,604 What the fuck are you doing here? 139 00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:16,912 Do you boys need a minute? 140 00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:29,108 I need the eyes of Argus on my side to see my enemies. 141 00:13:30,151 --> 00:13:32,580 Make the connection for me. 142 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:38,281 Black Briar is for the use of the president. 143 00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:42,981 The president is a cardboard cut-out. 144 00:13:43,054 --> 00:13:47,072 I am the man behind the men, 145 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:49,303 behind the man. 146 00:13:50,986 --> 00:13:53,466 Operation Paperclip. 147 00:13:53,827 --> 00:13:55,951 The moon landing. 148 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,157 Roswell. 149 00:13:58,208 --> 00:14:00,808 The Compton Crack Wars. 150 00:14:00,825 --> 00:14:03,322 You work for me. 151 00:14:03,379 --> 00:14:08,952 You... have always worked for me. 152 00:14:09,742 --> 00:14:11,930 So when I say 153 00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:16,928 I need to see through the eyes of Argus, 154 00:14:17,053 --> 00:14:20,675 you make the connection. 155 00:14:22,141 --> 00:14:24,867 Oh, it is indeed a beautiful Easter Sunday here 156 00:14:24,890 --> 00:14:26,872 in the nation's capital, Tracy. 157 00:14:26,889 --> 00:14:31,201 The East Coast can expect mostly mild temperatures and sunshine today, 158 00:14:31,213 --> 00:14:32,886 while our friends in Kentucky 159 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,039 are still reeling from a freak weather phenomenon 160 00:14:35,051 --> 00:14:38,029 which has killed thousands of acres of spring crops. 161 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,721 In other weather news, there seems to be some trouble 162 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:44,427 brewing out in southern Wisconsin where a severe weather... 163 00:15:35,906 --> 00:15:38,117 What's the hold-up, Shadow? 164 00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:41,273 You're a god, but you can't open a fucking gate. 165 00:15:41,355 --> 00:15:42,840 You just give me a minute? 166 00:15:44,537 --> 00:15:46,674 You want me to bust it, Shadow? I can. 167 00:15:47,062 --> 00:15:48,314 Wha... ? 168 00:15:58,449 --> 00:16:00,543 Mad Sweeney? 169 00:16:00,771 --> 00:16:02,334 Is that you? 170 00:16:03,339 --> 00:16:06,283 Or is that Wednesday's bullshit I smell? 171 00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:08,803 A keen nose, Mr. Fancypants. 172 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,654 But that ain't Irish sexy you're smelling. 173 00:16:10,961 --> 00:16:13,044 It's Roadkill Rhonda over here. 174 00:16:13,566 --> 00:16:15,617 Nancy! 175 00:16:17,872 --> 00:16:20,361 So, who'd you bring me? John Henry? 176 00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:23,570 No, choo-choo train. No John Henry. You know that. 177 00:16:23,695 --> 00:16:25,476 Oh, Whiskey Jack? 178 00:16:25,495 --> 00:16:26,722 No whiskey. 179 00:16:26,791 --> 00:16:28,625 No Whiskey Jack. 180 00:16:29,191 --> 00:16:31,759 - Not even the rabbit? - Ha! 181 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:35,267 You are persona non grata in the rabbit community. 182 00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,714 I think you know why. 183 00:16:36,839 --> 00:16:39,596 So, Easter told me to tell you 184 00:16:39,721 --> 00:16:41,159 she ain't coming 185 00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:44,039 on account of you mowing over bunnies with your car 186 00:16:44,058 --> 00:16:46,716 like some kinda fucking rabbit racist. 187 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,147 Shadow Moon! 188 00:16:51,339 --> 00:16:54,115 Did I or did I not just thrust your rusty butt 189 00:16:54,129 --> 00:16:56,000 into bespoke haberdashery 190 00:16:56,131 --> 00:16:57,931 just a few days ago? 191 00:16:59,525 --> 00:17:01,257 You're very welcome to come to the house, 192 00:17:01,266 --> 00:17:03,138 but you're not invited to the party. 193 00:17:03,209 --> 00:17:05,227 Oh, I'm just keeping an eye on my husband. 194 00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,342 Well, look at him. He's got a spring in his step 195 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,895 he didn't have when he left prison. 196 00:17:08,914 --> 00:17:11,276 Which is strange since his wife was murdered. 197 00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:15,425 Highways can be very dangerous places. 198 00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,549 If it's any comfort, I know what it's like to be dead. 199 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,603 I once sacrificed myself for knowledge. 200 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:23,080 I... I hung on the great tree, Yggdrasil, 201 00:17:23,114 --> 00:17:25,147 for nine days and nine nights. 202 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,369 And look at you now, all alive. 203 00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:29,788 And I learned a great deal. 204 00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:32,384 You don't have to be roadkill forever. 205 00:17:33,603 --> 00:17:36,388 I'm sure we can come to an arrangement. 206 00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:40,894 Fuck you and your glass eye. 207 00:17:52,796 --> 00:17:55,581 - Find your coin? - No such luck. 208 00:17:56,347 --> 00:17:58,761 But I did pick up some trash along the way. 209 00:17:58,886 --> 00:18:00,942 Figured you might want your treasure back. 210 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,536 It seems like you found your lucky charm. 211 00:18:06,201 --> 00:18:08,066 You sound like a man who'd fight to get back 212 00:18:08,085 --> 00:18:09,872 into those maggoty panties. 213 00:18:09,913 --> 00:18:11,510 You sure that's what you want? 214 00:18:22,826 --> 00:18:25,617 I gave you the freedom to do anything you wanted. 215 00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:27,229 To go anywhere you wanted. 216 00:18:27,354 --> 00:18:28,737 Why are you here? 217 00:18:28,801 --> 00:18:30,587 This is my anywhere. 218 00:18:30,712 --> 00:18:32,195 I'm following my heart. 219 00:18:32,227 --> 00:18:34,142 But you're not using your head, Salim. 220 00:18:34,272 --> 00:18:36,976 I am a Jinn. You are a mortal man. 221 00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:38,362 And yet you need me. 222 00:18:38,614 --> 00:18:42,411 - You desire me. - What I desire is to do my job. 223 00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:47,198 This is not a safe place. 224 00:18:48,116 --> 00:18:49,418 Not tonight. 225 00:18:50,854 --> 00:18:52,073 Please, Salim. 226 00:18:53,045 --> 00:18:54,314 Go. 227 00:18:54,621 --> 00:18:56,599 I do not grant wishes. 228 00:19:01,201 --> 00:19:03,757 Hey, Salim-not-Salim. 229 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:07,587 It is... showtime. 230 00:19:10,337 --> 00:19:11,771 Do I know you? 231 00:19:12,343 --> 00:19:14,051 Hubal? Manat? 232 00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:17,823 No, uh, my name is Salim. I am with him. 233 00:19:18,446 --> 00:19:19,752 Oh... 234 00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:22,954 So, tell me, do we have a full house? 235 00:19:22,981 --> 00:19:25,717 I showed them to the carousel, as you requested. 236 00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:29,812 - How many? - A dozen, perhaps. No more. 237 00:19:31,681 --> 00:19:33,636 It'll be enough to light the fire. 238 00:19:34,554 --> 00:19:35,919 There is one... 239 00:19:36,662 --> 00:19:38,249 who was not invited. 240 00:19:50,084 --> 00:19:51,389 Shadow. 241 00:19:56,512 --> 00:19:59,724 - Can't ride without a coin. - Oh, feck off. Give us a coin now. 242 00:19:59,749 --> 00:20:02,244 She's not on my list, nor are you. 243 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,191 Come on, shit-for-brains! 244 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,495 You know me! I'm working for your man! 245 00:20:07,632 --> 00:20:09,423 He was most specific... 246 00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:11,357 about you. 247 00:20:22,641 --> 00:20:23,993 Anansi. 248 00:20:33,155 --> 00:20:35,524 You invited the Old Gods to your party? 249 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:38,706 I was old in the desert 250 00:20:38,718 --> 00:20:41,443 before they sacrificed the first horse to you. 251 00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:43,488 I will be heard. 252 00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:46,448 Unless you are afraid. 253 00:20:50,044 --> 00:20:54,841 The wit and wisdom of Queen Bilquis defeated King Solomon. 254 00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:59,578 At the start of any new quest for adventure, 255 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,886 it behooves us to consult the Norns, 256 00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:05,162 our foretellers of destiny. 257 00:21:06,455 --> 00:21:08,557 After you, Your Majesty. 258 00:21:54,184 --> 00:21:55,572 Oh, that's a good one. 259 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,074 What's it say? 260 00:21:58,092 --> 00:22:00,832 A man's fortune is his own business, Shadow. 261 00:22:01,849 --> 00:22:03,307 Nobody's sharing? 262 00:22:37,559 --> 00:22:39,793 "Every ending is a new beginning. 263 00:22:39,918 --> 00:22:42,118 Your lucky number is none. 264 00:22:43,565 --> 00:22:45,480 Your lucky color is dead. 265 00:22:45,778 --> 00:22:47,873 Motto: Like father, like son." 266 00:22:47,998 --> 00:22:51,866 Oh, like all fortunes, Shadow: opaque on arrival, 267 00:22:51,877 --> 00:22:54,576 inevitable in retrospect. Shall we? 268 00:22:59,793 --> 00:23:03,367 It's a motherfuckin' fortune from a fuckin' wax dummy. 269 00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,282 Dummy! 270 00:23:13,595 --> 00:23:15,485 Apparently, the houses in this area 271 00:23:15,510 --> 00:23:19,408 were built by some skinny white motherfucker named Frank Lloyd Wright. 272 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,948 Some say his evil twin brother built this one: 273 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,520 Frank Lloyd Wrong. 274 00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:28,022 Another skinny white motherfucker. 275 00:23:28,715 --> 00:23:30,565 You carry on, Nancy. 276 00:23:30,817 --> 00:23:33,223 I'll catch up with you all at the Raven. 277 00:23:33,422 --> 00:23:34,877 Indeed. 278 00:23:55,205 --> 00:23:57,595 Zorya Vechernyaya, 279 00:23:58,962 --> 00:24:01,512 evening star, lady of the sunset. 280 00:24:01,516 --> 00:24:04,471 Do you know how beautiful you look? 281 00:24:04,917 --> 00:24:06,474 I am old. 282 00:24:07,524 --> 00:24:10,413 Your tongue is a wicked thing. 283 00:24:10,434 --> 00:24:12,219 We're both old. 284 00:24:12,344 --> 00:24:15,232 But nobody's ever complained about my tongue. 285 00:24:16,484 --> 00:24:18,442 You make me young again. 286 00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:20,946 Forget your foolish war! 287 00:24:20,978 --> 00:24:22,999 There will be better times in the days to come. 288 00:24:23,012 --> 00:24:24,361 I promise you that. 289 00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:33,631 How was your bank robbery, huh? 290 00:24:34,632 --> 00:24:36,799 It got you here, Czernobog. 291 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,028 And I'm grateful that you are here. 292 00:24:39,159 --> 00:24:42,351 I'll need your wisdom as well as your hammer before we're through. 293 00:24:42,379 --> 00:24:43,786 I'm not here because of you. 294 00:24:43,809 --> 00:24:47,689 I'm here because I lost a game of checkers to your boy. 295 00:24:50,387 --> 00:24:52,128 Will you join me backstage? 296 00:24:52,130 --> 00:24:54,435 I come in my own time. 297 00:24:55,610 --> 00:24:57,525 I want to hear the music. 298 00:24:57,655 --> 00:24:58,787 It's... 299 00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:02,443 disgusting. 300 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,258 Enjoy. 301 00:25:21,565 --> 00:25:23,191 You wanna dance? 302 00:25:29,731 --> 00:25:31,387 You're a big one. 303 00:25:32,206 --> 00:25:34,344 Built like a brick shithouse. 304 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:39,349 Twenty-eight-inch shoulders; long, lean lines. 305 00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:41,612 But your posture's for shit. 306 00:25:43,457 --> 00:25:46,211 Been hunchin' over your whole life. 307 00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:52,319 When you take a man's measurements, 308 00:25:52,449 --> 00:25:55,819 you get a bill for his life expenses. 309 00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:59,456 Little Shadow Moon was a shrimpy little kid... 310 00:26:00,137 --> 00:26:02,633 roughed around on the block until what... 311 00:26:02,697 --> 00:26:05,629 14, you put on two feet and 60 pounds? 312 00:26:05,663 --> 00:26:06,992 Fifteen. 313 00:26:08,842 --> 00:26:11,512 Still 15 on the inside though, ain't you, boy? 314 00:26:14,689 --> 00:26:16,459 You know, I got a son, 315 00:26:17,244 --> 00:26:20,347 stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a two-for-one sale. 316 00:26:20,966 --> 00:26:22,856 You remind me of him. 317 00:26:23,068 --> 00:26:25,731 All right, well, if you don't mind, 318 00:26:25,743 --> 00:26:27,112 I'll just take that as a compliment. 319 00:26:27,136 --> 00:26:29,115 Being called late than a motherfucker 320 00:26:29,138 --> 00:26:31,784 on the day they handed out brains is a compliment to you? 321 00:26:34,317 --> 00:26:36,363 Being compared to a member of your family. 322 00:26:43,617 --> 00:26:45,184 You might not be the worst choice 323 00:26:45,206 --> 00:26:47,190 old One-Eye could have made, come to that. 324 00:26:51,135 --> 00:26:53,293 Hey, I want a fortune. 325 00:26:54,175 --> 00:26:56,541 All the people coming to your boss's thing are already here. 326 00:26:56,557 --> 00:26:59,851 - Gimme a coin. - No, and I told you two to get the fuck out. 327 00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:02,278 No, no, you don't want to make her upset. I have seen what she can do. 328 00:27:02,302 --> 00:27:03,630 Actually, you haven't even seen 329 00:27:03,648 --> 00:27:06,008 - like the tiniest... - Just give the fucking corpse a coin. 330 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,895 - It's broken. - A broken fortune? 331 00:27:24,923 --> 00:27:26,458 It... t's blank. 332 00:27:27,093 --> 00:27:28,608 Maybe it's because you are dead. 333 00:27:28,632 --> 00:27:29,871 You don't have any more fortune 334 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:31,200 I'll write one for you. 335 00:27:31,331 --> 00:27:32,511 In the very near future, 336 00:27:32,530 --> 00:27:34,353 you give the fuckin' leprechaun his coin back, 337 00:27:34,377 --> 00:27:35,888 lie down, and rot. 338 00:27:36,171 --> 00:27:37,598 Wanna try your luck? 339 00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:40,936 All my luck is yours, dead wife. 340 00:27:41,124 --> 00:27:42,517 Don't need to read about it. 341 00:27:42,888 --> 00:27:44,803 Just break the fuckin' machine. 342 00:27:48,152 --> 00:27:51,016 So, over the centuries, people in other countries 343 00:27:51,039 --> 00:27:54,005 felt called to places of power. 344 00:27:54,026 --> 00:27:58,516 They knew there was an energy there, a focus point, a... a channel. 345 00:27:58,532 --> 00:27:59,582 A window to the Immanent. 346 00:27:59,616 --> 00:28:02,893 And they built churches, cathedrals, 347 00:28:02,938 --> 00:28:07,493 or they'd, they'd erect a stone circle. Well, you get the idea. 348 00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:09,929 Yeah, but there's churches all through the States. 349 00:28:09,978 --> 00:28:11,898 No, in the good old USA, 350 00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:14,765 people still heed the call of the transcendent void, 351 00:28:14,777 --> 00:28:18,078 but they respond to it by building a model out of beer bottles 352 00:28:18,090 --> 00:28:19,309 of somewhere they've never visited, 353 00:28:19,327 --> 00:28:21,957 or by erecting a giant bat house 354 00:28:21,966 --> 00:28:23,372 in some part of the country 355 00:28:23,395 --> 00:28:25,760 that bats have traditionally declined to visit. 356 00:28:26,209 --> 00:28:28,211 Or they sell T-shirts and hotdogs. 357 00:28:28,275 --> 00:28:29,693 Roadside attractions! 358 00:28:29,754 --> 00:28:32,778 Where they buy that hotdog and they buy that T-shirt. 359 00:28:32,801 --> 00:28:35,852 And then they wander around feeling satisfied on a level 360 00:28:35,873 --> 00:28:38,549 that they cannot truly describe, and 361 00:28:38,674 --> 00:28:41,986 profoundly dissatisfied on a level beneath that. 362 00:28:42,010 --> 00:28:44,447 You know, you have got some pretty whacked-out theories. 363 00:28:44,475 --> 00:28:47,798 Nothing theoretical about it, you should know that by now. 364 00:28:47,923 --> 00:28:51,149 Time... to ride. 365 00:29:19,881 --> 00:29:22,224 Feel the power, Shadow. 366 00:29:30,184 --> 00:29:34,772 Like a prayer wheel going round and round, accumulating power. 367 00:29:35,024 --> 00:29:37,384 Gazed upon by the faithful. 368 00:30:03,730 --> 00:30:07,938 If you follow the signs, you'll never have any mother-fucking fun! 369 00:30:12,303 --> 00:30:14,697 Won't you join us, Shadow? 370 00:30:15,877 --> 00:30:18,104 I'll keep you safe. 371 00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:53,653 You having fun yet, Shadow? 372 00:31:02,759 --> 00:31:04,546 Ride 'em Nancy. 373 00:32:13,874 --> 00:32:15,917 Where the fuck am I now? 374 00:32:25,581 --> 00:32:27,107 How long was I out for? 375 00:32:35,611 --> 00:32:37,245 I'm dreaming. 376 00:32:39,943 --> 00:32:41,440 It is real. 377 00:32:42,662 --> 00:32:44,469 We're just backstage. 378 00:32:45,601 --> 00:32:47,211 Waiting in the wings. 379 00:32:47,986 --> 00:32:51,165 Inside Wednesday's memories. 380 00:32:52,837 --> 00:32:56,743 All right, so, you... what... you're saying we're in his head? 381 00:32:57,121 --> 00:32:58,440 More or less. 382 00:33:04,654 --> 00:33:09,233 Wait! But I can... I can feel the cold. I... n smell the air. 383 00:33:09,364 --> 00:33:10,857 Of course. 384 00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:14,244 If this meeting were being held in my head, it would be warm. 385 00:33:14,729 --> 00:33:18,523 The breeze from the incense markets would be intoxicating. 386 00:33:18,839 --> 00:33:22,157 There would be hanging gardens and golden ziggurats... 387 00:33:22,446 --> 00:33:26,395 and silken beds in which to make love. 388 00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:37,375 Time for a story! 389 00:34:39,116 --> 00:34:41,195 'Cause sometimes, 390 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:45,663 people need reminding of things. 391 00:34:45,721 --> 00:34:48,630 We have been fighting... 392 00:34:49,134 --> 00:34:54,472 since the Portuguese invaded the Gold Coast of Ghana! 393 00:34:55,291 --> 00:34:58,905 We stay at war. 394 00:34:59,518 --> 00:35:02,851 And just because we are few 395 00:35:02,869 --> 00:35:04,707 and they are many, 396 00:35:04,832 --> 00:35:08,352 does not mean 397 00:35:08,483 --> 00:35:11,578 that we are lost! 398 00:35:17,359 --> 00:35:20,692 When people first came to America... 399 00:35:21,374 --> 00:35:23,281 they brought us with you. 400 00:35:24,281 --> 00:35:29,088 Me, Loki, Thor, Nancy... 401 00:35:29,867 --> 00:35:33,446 the Lion-God, all of you. 402 00:35:34,185 --> 00:35:36,903 We rode in their minds and took root. 403 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:41,211 But gradually, they abandoned us for a better deal. 404 00:35:41,952 --> 00:35:44,805 A new life in a new land. 405 00:35:45,618 --> 00:35:50,166 Our true believers passed away, or stopped believing. 406 00:35:50,291 --> 00:35:52,570 Left us to fend for ourselves, 407 00:35:52,846 --> 00:35:56,241 to get by on what little smidgens 408 00:35:56,270 --> 00:35:59,055 of belief or worship we could find. 409 00:35:59,186 --> 00:36:02,283 And that's what we've done. We've gotten by. 410 00:36:02,408 --> 00:36:05,907 We live in cracks at the edges of society. 411 00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:08,935 Old, forgotten Gods... 412 00:36:09,350 --> 00:36:11,285 in a land without Gods. 413 00:36:11,326 --> 00:36:14,121 But there are New Gods growing in America. 414 00:36:14,149 --> 00:36:16,290 They've already replaced us. 415 00:36:16,415 --> 00:36:19,630 Now they want to destroy us, completely, 416 00:36:19,664 --> 00:36:23,799 and if you think otherwise, you are fooling yourselves. 417 00:36:23,828 --> 00:36:26,170 You want us to go to war? 418 00:36:26,577 --> 00:36:31,575 You called everyone here for this nonsense? 419 00:36:31,649 --> 00:36:36,420 Most of us have lived in peace in this country for a long time. 420 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,323 I have seen the New Gods rise. 421 00:36:39,346 --> 00:36:41,602 I have seen them fall! 422 00:36:42,599 --> 00:36:46,015 - I say we wait. - Czernobog is with us. 423 00:36:46,064 --> 00:36:48,417 He has brought his hammer to the fight. 424 00:36:48,458 --> 00:36:53,669 Yeah, when the time is right, my hammer will swing. 425 00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:55,582 And we will need it. 426 00:36:55,639 --> 00:36:59,385 Believe me, these New Gods are not going anywhere soon. 427 00:36:59,683 --> 00:37:02,902 From one God of War to another... 428 00:37:03,766 --> 00:37:07,232 when I look out my window, I see no battlefields. 429 00:37:07,254 --> 00:37:09,038 I hear no war cries. 430 00:37:09,299 --> 00:37:12,346 Then you are not looking hard enough, Mama-ji. 431 00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:14,261 Odin's right. 432 00:37:16,393 --> 00:37:19,268 These New Gods have more followers, 433 00:37:19,309 --> 00:37:21,124 more attention, 434 00:37:21,158 --> 00:37:22,965 more power 435 00:37:23,096 --> 00:37:24,619 than we ever did. 436 00:37:24,657 --> 00:37:26,616 Where he is wrong... 437 00:37:27,429 --> 00:37:30,332 is in thinking this is a bad thing. 438 00:37:31,443 --> 00:37:34,237 They showed me how to use their tools. 439 00:37:34,645 --> 00:37:39,155 Now I can bring my message directly to my people. 440 00:37:39,782 --> 00:37:43,235 I accept my worship, my way. 441 00:37:43,290 --> 00:37:46,075 And I grow in power. 442 00:37:46,482 --> 00:37:48,338 The choice is yours. 443 00:37:49,718 --> 00:37:53,774 Evolve or die. 444 00:38:01,202 --> 00:38:02,787 I believe him. 445 00:38:17,479 --> 00:38:19,282 I lost everyone. 446 00:38:23,241 --> 00:38:25,434 Everyone that I... 447 00:38:26,099 --> 00:38:27,948 I ever cared about. 448 00:38:29,379 --> 00:38:31,201 Everything I knew. 449 00:38:33,263 --> 00:38:34,732 To a point where I... 450 00:38:35,703 --> 00:38:37,648 I forgot who I was. 451 00:38:40,669 --> 00:38:42,436 Lost my light. 452 00:38:43,881 --> 00:38:46,184 That's what my mom would've said. 453 00:38:50,233 --> 00:38:52,071 But Wednesday... 454 00:38:55,926 --> 00:38:57,451 Odin... 455 00:39:00,118 --> 00:39:01,803 ... is helping me remember. 456 00:39:03,159 --> 00:39:06,716 He's giving me the chance to, to be worthy of, 457 00:39:06,721 --> 00:39:09,809 of that unwavering faith and belief that... 458 00:39:09,934 --> 00:39:12,862 that my mother once had in me. And... 459 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,897 it sounds to me like he's offering you the same thing. 460 00:39:15,914 --> 00:39:18,602 So, why won't you just let him help you? 461 00:39:20,823 --> 00:39:22,432 Just help him. 462 00:39:23,492 --> 00:39:27,198 Help him remind the people who you are! 463 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:29,312 Regain the faith of your Creator 464 00:39:29,318 --> 00:39:31,374 and just take the chance! 465 00:39:31,499 --> 00:39:36,603 Take the chance to be worthy of their belief. 466 00:39:50,234 --> 00:39:52,222 Shadow Moon. 467 00:39:53,241 --> 00:39:58,452 To be continued in what some call the real world. 468 00:40:04,414 --> 00:40:10,067 ? Gather round me buddies ? 469 00:40:11,093 --> 00:40:15,623 ? Hold your glasses high ? 470 00:40:17,226 --> 00:40:20,531 ? And drink to a fool ? 471 00:40:20,582 --> 00:40:23,761 ? A crazy fool ? 472 00:40:23,795 --> 00:40:28,864 ? Who told his baby goodbye ? 473 00:40:33,725 --> 00:40:36,188 ? Too late he's found ? 474 00:40:36,313 --> 00:40:38,696 ? He loves her ? 475 00:40:39,492 --> 00:40:44,744 ? So much he wants to die ? 476 00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:49,326 ? But drink to a fool ? 477 00:40:49,451 --> 00:40:52,453 ? A crazy fool ? 478 00:40:52,578 --> 00:40:57,991 ? Who told his baby goodbye ? 479 00:41:02,023 --> 00:41:04,165 ? He needs her... ? 480 00:41:06,301 --> 00:41:08,414 I think we're winning them over. 481 00:41:09,170 --> 00:41:11,367 You could be my closer, kid. 482 00:41:18,713 --> 00:41:20,420 Did that happen? 483 00:41:22,378 --> 00:41:23,689 Did what happen? 484 00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:25,686 Did we ride the carousel? 485 00:41:25,856 --> 00:41:27,731 What fucking carousel? 486 00:41:34,335 --> 00:41:37,820 Seriously, are... aou not worried about cancer? 487 00:41:38,158 --> 00:41:39,700 I am... 488 00:41:39,715 --> 00:41:41,005 cancer. 489 00:41:46,056 --> 00:41:47,795 You know what? 490 00:41:48,519 --> 00:41:51,799 I like cigarettes because they remind me 491 00:41:51,929 --> 00:41:55,615 of the offerings that they once burned in my honor. 492 00:41:55,629 --> 00:41:58,066 The smoke... mmm... 493 00:41:58,067 --> 00:42:00,335 rising up to the sky 494 00:42:00,363 --> 00:42:03,767 as they begged for my approval, my favor. 495 00:42:04,074 --> 00:42:08,424 So, is everyone in here a God? 496 00:42:08,741 --> 00:42:11,405 - A God? - Yeah. 497 00:42:19,405 --> 00:42:24,124 These are all idiots. 498 00:42:25,115 --> 00:42:29,078 You see, I'm here because I lost a game of checkers to you. 499 00:42:29,347 --> 00:42:30,881 Hey, listen... 500 00:42:30,928 --> 00:42:32,881 I've been thinking... 501 00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:34,624 thinking good. 502 00:42:36,403 --> 00:42:39,063 Why don't we make it best of three? 503 00:42:39,188 --> 00:42:40,761 What do you say? 504 00:42:41,237 --> 00:42:45,086 Then, I kill you. I go home. Is good, right? 505 00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:53,643 ? Is it so wrong to love an angel ? 506 00:42:53,688 --> 00:42:55,464 So, what's your story? 507 00:43:00,128 --> 00:43:03,930 - What makes you think I have a story? - You aren't eating or drinking. 508 00:43:03,975 --> 00:43:06,482 Wednesday's not trying to sell you anything. 509 00:43:07,354 --> 00:43:10,922 - Yeah, well, I'm just... - The most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 510 00:43:13,614 --> 00:43:14,968 What are you? 511 00:43:15,785 --> 00:43:18,201 A Hungarian goddess of death? 512 00:43:18,682 --> 00:43:21,367 I'm from Eagle Point, Indiana. 513 00:43:22,233 --> 00:43:23,804 Sounds beautiful. 514 00:43:24,632 --> 00:43:26,415 What's your name, Eagle Point? 515 00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:28,896 Laura. Laura Moon. 516 00:43:29,431 --> 00:43:31,710 The same name as the bodyguard. 517 00:43:32,726 --> 00:43:34,631 Yeah, he's my husband. 518 00:43:35,175 --> 00:43:37,586 If you hurt him, I will kill you. 519 00:43:40,168 --> 00:43:45,014 ? Like this little angel of mine ? 520 00:43:45,249 --> 00:43:49,240 ? Like this little angel of mine ? 521 00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:55,379 ? I don't ask for sympathy ? 522 00:43:55,425 --> 00:44:00,279 ? But come and sit beneath the willow tree ? 523 00:44:00,404 --> 00:44:05,326 ? Share the devotion I once knew ? 524 00:44:05,394 --> 00:44:10,446 ? With an angel heaven shares too ? 525 00:44:10,571 --> 00:44:15,262 ? Is it so wrong to love an angel ? 526 00:44:22,351 --> 00:44:24,465 I could have tracked 'em for you. 527 00:44:26,561 --> 00:44:28,990 I need her to feel complicity. 528 00:44:29,018 --> 00:44:31,915 Blah, blah, blah. Fuck 'em up already. 529 00:44:34,527 --> 00:44:37,648 Recover the package. 530 00:44:56,238 --> 00:44:59,334 This is... so fucking weird. 531 00:44:59,465 --> 00:45:01,232 Yeah. 532 00:45:03,843 --> 00:45:05,993 You know, I... I... 533 00:45:06,118 --> 00:45:07,606 I really didn't think 534 00:45:07,652 --> 00:45:10,143 I was ever going to see you again outside of a dream. 535 00:45:10,997 --> 00:45:12,869 I can always see you. 536 00:45:13,425 --> 00:45:16,025 I could be blindfolded and dropped into the ocean 537 00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:17,611 and I would know where you were. 538 00:45:20,616 --> 00:45:22,341 What was backstage? 539 00:45:24,546 --> 00:45:27,667 I don't know. I mean... 540 00:45:27,797 --> 00:45:30,626 I mean, we... we went somewhere 541 00:45:30,657 --> 00:45:32,668 and... and we... we tried to sell these folks 542 00:45:32,682 --> 00:45:35,849 on... on a war that they don't want to fight. 543 00:45:36,319 --> 00:45:39,330 You know, but there's... there's something special going on here, 544 00:45:39,352 --> 00:45:41,185 and I feel a part of it. 545 00:45:42,578 --> 00:45:44,456 He is dangerous. 546 00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,643 - Laura... - I need you to believe that. 547 00:45:48,282 --> 00:45:50,009 I need you to believe in us. 548 00:45:50,055 --> 00:45:51,241 Hey, Shadow! 549 00:45:51,452 --> 00:45:53,935 I want you to come over here and meet Mama-ji! 550 00:45:54,531 --> 00:45:58,476 Biggest, badass demon killer this side of Ranchipoor. 551 00:46:00,569 --> 00:46:01,657 Shadow. 552 00:46:03,572 --> 00:46:05,005 I'll be back. 553 00:46:15,932 --> 00:46:18,021 I guess we all make our choices. 554 00:46:18,627 --> 00:46:19,846 He's not choosing. 555 00:46:19,849 --> 00:46:21,358 That's not my Puppy. 556 00:46:21,761 --> 00:46:23,644 My Puppy wanted his nine-to-five at the gym 557 00:46:23,667 --> 00:46:25,284 and Sundays in bed with me. 558 00:46:25,899 --> 00:46:27,679 Your Puppy's gone. 559 00:46:28,238 --> 00:46:30,033 He's Wednesday's now. 560 00:46:30,905 --> 00:46:32,591 No, he's still mine. 561 00:46:42,437 --> 00:46:44,743 Hurts when someone takes what's yours. 562 00:46:46,036 --> 00:46:47,181 Doesn't it? 563 00:46:51,086 --> 00:46:57,009 130-7925. 564 00:47:05,455 --> 00:47:08,800 _ 565 00:47:13,912 --> 00:47:18,603 Never, ever let anyone know I said this. 566 00:47:18,617 --> 00:47:20,780 But, sometimes... 567 00:47:21,641 --> 00:47:24,591 the old ways are the best. 568 00:47:26,625 --> 00:47:30,882 There's nothing like a knife in the back... 569 00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:33,575 for close-up efficiency. 570 00:47:33,947 --> 00:47:38,157 And I need to put the fear of me... 571 00:47:38,491 --> 00:47:42,450 into some Old Gods. 572 00:47:44,663 --> 00:47:47,897 Let them feel shock and awe... 573 00:47:48,607 --> 00:47:52,029 pain and grief. 574 00:47:52,427 --> 00:47:57,229 Let them know what real sacrifice... 575 00:47:58,338 --> 00:48:00,459 feels like. 576 00:48:21,214 --> 00:48:22,996 _ 577 00:48:41,234 --> 00:48:43,350 Laura, get down! 578 00:49:29,141 --> 00:49:31,258 No! 579 00:50:18,929 --> 00:50:21,787 You are such... 580 00:50:23,510 --> 00:50:26,340 a bad good man. 581 00:50:28,070 --> 00:50:29,577 I do not... 582 00:50:31,443 --> 00:50:33,419 wish to... 583 00:50:36,013 --> 00:50:37,846 ... say goodbye. 584 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:46,659 Whoever did this, 585 00:50:46,997 --> 00:50:49,213 I curse. 586 00:50:50,868 --> 00:50:53,166 I curse you! 587 00:50:53,950 --> 00:50:57,530 I curse you with the Czernobog's curse! 588 00:50:57,582 --> 00:50:59,833 Fuck you, and fuck your mother, 589 00:50:59,862 --> 00:51:03,131 and fuck that fucking horse that you rode in on. 590 00:51:03,256 --> 00:51:06,788 You will not even die in a battle. 591 00:51:06,819 --> 00:51:10,163 No warrior will taste your blood. 592 00:51:10,587 --> 00:51:14,860 No one alive will take your life. 593 00:51:16,929 --> 00:51:19,116 She will find you... 594 00:51:19,241 --> 00:51:24,705 and you will die with a sweet kiss on your lips... 595 00:51:24,997 --> 00:51:28,070 and eternal darkness in your soul. 596 00:51:32,665 --> 00:51:34,511 Is this what it takes? 597 00:51:36,428 --> 00:51:39,521 Is this what it takes? 598 00:51:42,991 --> 00:51:44,566 Fuck! 599 00:52:12,099 --> 00:52:17,099 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -