1 00:00:05,637 --> 00:00:08,010 Hey. How you been? 2 00:00:08,011 --> 00:00:09,677 Forget what happened last week? 3 00:00:09,678 --> 00:00:10,969 I'm not surprised, 4 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:12,260 with some of that cheap-ass ganj 5 00:00:12,261 --> 00:00:13,802 you've been smoking. 6 00:00:16,219 --> 00:00:18,927 Try some of this good Canadian shit. 7 00:00:18,928 --> 00:00:20,427 - Little help here! - Put me down! Put me down! 8 00:00:20,428 --> 00:00:21,761 - No more! Ah! - Oh! 9 00:00:21,762 --> 00:00:23,302 What happened? 10 00:00:23,303 --> 00:00:25,344 - He busted his leg. - Is that bone? 11 00:00:25,345 --> 00:00:27,179 It took six plates and 18 screws, 12 00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:29,096 but I think we got Humpty Dumpty 13 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,969 - put back together again. - Drugs. 14 00:00:30,970 --> 00:00:32,593 I went to get a test done, to find out 15 00:00:32,594 --> 00:00:34,886 if I inherited a genetic mutation from my mom 16 00:00:34,887 --> 00:00:36,607 that means I'm probably gonna die of breast cancer. 17 00:00:36,608 --> 00:00:37,761 And? 18 00:00:37,762 --> 00:00:39,469 I don't find out the results for a couple days. 19 00:00:39,470 --> 00:00:40,469 Liam? 20 00:00:40,470 --> 00:00:41,820 Liam, you home? 21 00:00:43,219 --> 00:00:44,954 - You gonna answer? - Took them two days 22 00:00:44,955 --> 00:00:47,427 to realize I was gone. Can't be too worried. 23 00:00:47,428 --> 00:00:48,824 I think we should break up. 24 00:00:48,825 --> 00:00:51,316 Call me when you're not so needy. 25 00:00:51,317 --> 00:00:52,960 Why the long face, little pirate? 26 00:00:52,961 --> 00:00:55,593 I didn't make it past the first round of cuts for West Point, 27 00:00:55,594 --> 00:00:57,013 and my lesbian sister 28 00:00:57,014 --> 00:00:59,260 is in love with my girlfriend, trying to turn her gay, too. 29 00:00:59,261 --> 00:01:02,079 - Oh, what are you doing? - I'm sorry. 30 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,809 I'm not gay. 31 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:05,260 She doesn't love me. 32 00:01:05,261 --> 00:01:06,511 Kelly's a bitch. 33 00:01:06,512 --> 00:01:07,911 She likes to break hearts. 34 00:01:07,912 --> 00:01:09,177 We should go fuck her up. 35 00:01:09,178 --> 00:01:11,552 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 36 00:01:13,470 --> 00:01:14,865 Kev? 37 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,933 - Did you just... - Mm-hmm. 38 00:01:16,934 --> 00:01:18,125 Eight seconds. 39 00:01:18,126 --> 00:01:19,844 Twelve-year-olds last longer. 40 00:01:19,845 --> 00:01:21,885 Have you been sending two children to our school 41 00:01:21,886 --> 00:01:23,347 for the price of one for months? 42 00:01:23,348 --> 00:01:24,580 We're very sorry, Sister. 43 00:01:24,581 --> 00:01:27,160 We need a Jesus for the Festival of St. Felicity 44 00:01:27,161 --> 00:01:28,469 pageant next weekend. 45 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:29,968 And you want Kev to be Jesus? 46 00:01:30,462 --> 00:01:32,120 I saw the "Help Wanted" sign. 47 00:01:32,121 --> 00:01:33,651 Need a job. 48 00:01:34,378 --> 00:01:35,885 Holy fuck. 49 00:01:35,886 --> 00:01:37,302 - Hi, Max. - Uh, listen. 50 00:01:37,303 --> 00:01:39,260 Zoning on that lot you're a partner in got approved. 51 00:01:39,261 --> 00:01:40,615 I don't remember exactly how much 52 00:01:40,616 --> 00:01:42,269 - you have in the partnership. - A hundred. 53 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,568 What if I bought you out now? 54 00:01:43,569 --> 00:01:45,427 I'll call you in the morning. We'll get it done. 55 00:01:48,922 --> 00:01:55,718 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 56 00:03:28,845 --> 00:03:31,052 Hey, what are you doing up so early? 57 00:03:31,053 --> 00:03:32,636 Going out. 58 00:03:35,553 --> 00:03:36,885 - Hey. - Hey. 59 00:03:36,886 --> 00:03:38,221 - You ready? - Yeah. 60 00:03:38,222 --> 00:03:39,438 - Gloves. - Yeah. 61 00:03:39,439 --> 00:03:40,719 Spray paint? Nails? 62 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,834 - You got the sugar? - Yep, and the hammer. 63 00:03:43,835 --> 00:03:46,052 - Let's do this. - What are you two up to? 64 00:03:46,053 --> 00:03:47,727 We're gonna go fuck up a truck. 65 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,758 Fuck it up good. I'll be back 66 00:03:49,759 --> 00:03:51,222 before Franny wakes up. 67 00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:29,885 Hello? 68 00:04:31,512 --> 00:04:35,162 Debbie? Lip? 69 00:04:38,343 --> 00:04:39,538 It's Fiona. 70 00:04:41,129 --> 00:04:42,788 Whatcha need, Frank? 71 00:04:43,454 --> 00:04:44,981 Oxy time. 72 00:04:45,807 --> 00:04:46,995 I doubt it. 73 00:04:50,053 --> 00:04:52,803 Uh, yeah, Debbie gave you one 74 00:04:52,804 --> 00:04:55,260 at midnight last night, so you don't get another one 75 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:57,340 - until 8:00 a.m. - What time is it? 76 00:04:57,341 --> 00:04:58,674 It's almost 6:00. 77 00:04:59,528 --> 00:05:00,622 It hurts. 78 00:05:00,623 --> 00:05:02,260 I'm sure it does. 79 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:03,600 The bottle says 80 00:05:03,601 --> 00:05:06,010 take as needed for pain. I'm in pain. 81 00:05:06,011 --> 00:05:07,866 I don't even know where Debbie keeps them. 82 00:05:07,867 --> 00:05:09,427 Where she hides them, you mean. 83 00:05:09,428 --> 00:05:11,427 - Wake her up. Find out. - She's not here. 84 00:05:11,428 --> 00:05:12,761 Bullshit. Debbie! 85 00:05:12,762 --> 00:05:14,719 Shh! Jesus. 86 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,184 She just left. 87 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:17,654 When's she coming back? 88 00:05:17,655 --> 00:05:20,302 Soon. 89 00:05:20,303 --> 00:05:22,677 Just... Try to go back to sleep. 90 00:05:22,678 --> 00:05:24,677 I need coffee. 91 00:05:28,159 --> 00:05:30,412 My bandage needs changing. 92 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:32,739 It's not my turn. 93 00:05:33,479 --> 00:05:34,866 Need a sponge bath. 94 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:36,653 Not a chance. 95 00:05:37,596 --> 00:05:39,256 I'm starting to smell. 96 00:05:39,959 --> 00:05:41,431 And that's new how? 97 00:05:41,432 --> 00:05:43,302 You could call Debbie. 98 00:05:43,303 --> 00:05:45,233 Jesus. How long did the doctors say 99 00:05:45,234 --> 00:05:46,573 you were gonna be like this? 100 00:05:47,599 --> 00:05:49,699 Three to six months. 101 00:05:51,804 --> 00:05:54,108 Sweet Jesus. 102 00:05:57,053 --> 00:05:58,802 The truck's in the driveway. 103 00:05:58,803 --> 00:06:00,603 Stay low. Don't want to trigger 104 00:06:00,604 --> 00:06:02,052 the motion detector lights. 105 00:06:02,053 --> 00:06:03,802 - Ready? - Roger that. 106 00:06:07,762 --> 00:06:09,288 Operation Annapolis is a go. 107 00:06:09,289 --> 00:06:11,052 - Ready? - Copy that. 108 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:44,552 Carl, 109 00:06:44,553 --> 00:06:46,177 locking gas cap. 110 00:06:46,178 --> 00:06:47,511 Get the screwdriver. 111 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:53,427 - Hammer. - Too noisy. 112 00:06:53,428 --> 00:06:55,511 I'm just gonna give it a tap. Hammer. 113 00:06:58,178 --> 00:07:00,594 Come on, put the sugar in. Come on! 114 00:07:05,553 --> 00:07:07,761 It's Kelly. What do we do? 115 00:07:07,762 --> 00:07:09,177 Run! 116 00:07:11,011 --> 00:07:12,052 Hey, assholes! 117 00:07:13,553 --> 00:07:15,385 Oh, come on! Come on. 118 00:07:15,386 --> 00:07:16,427 Shh! Come on. 119 00:07:17,818 --> 00:07:20,799 I see you motherfuckers! 120 00:07:31,470 --> 00:07:33,164 - Hey. - Hey. 121 00:07:33,165 --> 00:07:34,331 Liam still sleeping? 122 00:07:34,332 --> 00:07:35,968 He's not in there. 123 00:07:35,969 --> 00:07:37,302 He's not? 124 00:07:37,303 --> 00:07:41,442 Wanna see if he could cover my Frank shift for a few hours later. 125 00:07:41,443 --> 00:07:44,385 - Where you going? - Preliminary hearing for punching 126 00:07:44,386 --> 00:07:45,909 Liam's lemonade lady. 127 00:07:45,910 --> 00:07:47,383 Oh. You need company? 128 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:48,901 Could maybe get off work for a few hours. 129 00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:51,720 No, I'm good. They knocked it down to a misdemeanor. 130 00:07:54,470 --> 00:07:57,028 Did Frank tell you his recovery could take six months? 131 00:07:57,029 --> 00:07:59,219 - Six months? - Yeah. 132 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:02,058 This morning, he asked me to give him a sponge bath. 133 00:08:02,059 --> 00:08:03,192 What was that like? 134 00:08:03,193 --> 00:08:04,427 Well, I didn't do it. 135 00:08:04,428 --> 00:08:06,649 Jesus, I'd have nightmares for years. 136 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:08,710 Schedule Debbie made is working out okay. 137 00:08:08,711 --> 00:08:09,975 You know, spreading the load around. 138 00:08:09,976 --> 00:08:13,385 It's like having a 160-pound baby on the couch. 139 00:08:13,386 --> 00:08:15,177 Oh, and there's a massive dump 140 00:08:15,178 --> 00:08:16,844 waiting down there in his bedpan. 141 00:08:16,845 --> 00:08:18,010 That's what I've been smelling? 142 00:08:18,011 --> 00:08:19,302 Uh-huh. 143 00:08:19,303 --> 00:08:22,594 Well, we could get him adult diapers, right? 144 00:08:22,595 --> 00:08:23,927 You want to be the one 145 00:08:23,928 --> 00:08:25,677 wiping the shit out of his pubic hair 146 00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:27,135 with a warm washcloth 147 00:08:27,136 --> 00:08:28,845 during diaper changes? 148 00:08:39,803 --> 00:08:41,177 Oxy? 149 00:08:41,178 --> 00:08:44,079 Oh, Christ. What's that smell? 150 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,260 Bedpan. 151 00:08:45,261 --> 00:08:46,713 Whose shift is it? 152 00:08:46,714 --> 00:08:47,927 Carl. 153 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,208 - Fuck me. - Did you two 154 00:08:50,209 --> 00:08:51,968 hold up a liquor store this morning? 155 00:08:51,969 --> 00:08:53,761 - Is that Debbie? - Yes. 156 00:08:53,762 --> 00:08:55,324 Oxy! 157 00:08:55,325 --> 00:08:56,921 Not for another half-hour, Frank. 158 00:08:56,922 --> 00:08:58,511 I need it now. 159 00:08:58,512 --> 00:08:59,790 Take too much Oxy, 160 00:08:59,791 --> 00:09:01,363 it's gonna make you constipated. 161 00:09:01,364 --> 00:09:02,876 It hasn't happened yet. 162 00:09:04,649 --> 00:09:06,427 Christ, what did he eat? 163 00:09:06,428 --> 00:09:08,844 Okay, last one for eight hours, Frank. 164 00:09:08,845 --> 00:09:10,177 Better enjoy it. 165 00:09:10,178 --> 00:09:11,596 Then two. Give me two. 166 00:09:11,597 --> 00:09:12,695 Nope, you're only 167 00:09:12,696 --> 00:09:13,761 - allowed one, Frank. - Two! 168 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,302 - I won't make it on one. - Sorry, Frank. 169 00:09:16,303 --> 00:09:17,469 So? 170 00:09:17,470 --> 00:09:19,219 Frank. Any ideas? 171 00:09:19,220 --> 00:09:21,279 It's not like we have that many options. 172 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,010 Can't, like, drug him and dump him under a bridge. 173 00:09:24,011 --> 00:09:25,513 - Why not? - We could do real time. 174 00:09:25,514 --> 00:09:26,811 Elder abuse. 175 00:09:26,812 --> 00:09:28,475 Nah, no jury would convict. 176 00:09:28,476 --> 00:09:30,135 We can get him back on disability. 177 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,385 You know? Get the state 178 00:09:31,386 --> 00:09:32,525 to hire somebody to help him. 179 00:09:32,526 --> 00:09:34,053 That could take months. 180 00:09:34,054 --> 00:09:35,344 Juice? I need juice. 181 00:09:35,345 --> 00:09:37,252 We're having a family meeting, Frank! 182 00:09:37,253 --> 00:09:38,612 About what? 183 00:09:38,613 --> 00:09:40,260 About your sorry ass! 184 00:09:40,261 --> 00:09:41,659 Hey, wait. Doesn't he still have money 185 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:42,872 from that Randy guy? 186 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:44,552 - Who? - Ingrid's ex. 187 00:09:44,553 --> 00:09:46,177 He paid Frank to stay away from her. 188 00:09:46,178 --> 00:09:47,844 No Randy money left. 189 00:09:47,845 --> 00:09:49,636 You couldn't have possibly spent it already. 190 00:09:49,637 --> 00:09:51,115 All gone. No money. 191 00:09:51,116 --> 00:09:53,927 What about the cash that he made on that drug deal? 192 00:09:53,928 --> 00:09:55,135 It's my rainy day fund. 193 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:57,594 Yeah, and this is a goddamn monsoon, Frank. 194 00:09:57,595 --> 00:09:59,385 I'll call around and, uh, 195 00:09:59,386 --> 00:10:01,427 see how much a home healthcare worker costs. 196 00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:02,802 I got it. 197 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,052 Oh, I don't mind. 198 00:10:04,053 --> 00:10:05,636 No worries. I'm on it. 199 00:10:05,637 --> 00:10:07,177 I don't need a healthcare worker. 200 00:10:07,178 --> 00:10:08,761 Yes, you do. 201 00:10:08,762 --> 00:10:12,219 Times like these were made for families 202 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:15,552 caring for loved ones in their time of need. 203 00:10:15,553 --> 00:10:17,469 Nobody loves you, Frank. 204 00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:19,761 Hey, um, anybody see Liam last night? 205 00:10:19,762 --> 00:10:22,636 Yeah, he was watching TV on the sofa with Frank. 206 00:10:22,637 --> 00:10:24,690 - He sleep here? - I think so. 207 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:26,260 I didn't tuck him in or anything. 208 00:10:26,261 --> 00:10:28,135 Here's your bedpan back. 209 00:10:28,136 --> 00:10:29,677 Don't use it again till someone else can get it. 210 00:10:29,678 --> 00:10:31,844 Hey. Catch a meeting later? 211 00:10:31,845 --> 00:10:33,219 I think I'm gonna do an Al-Anon meeting 212 00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:34,511 - again today. - All right, well, 213 00:10:34,512 --> 00:10:36,260 let us know if you think it's worthwhile. 214 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,927 We could turn it into a fun-filled activity 215 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:40,677 for the whole family. 216 00:10:40,678 --> 00:10:42,844 Carl, you want me to make you some eggs? 217 00:10:42,845 --> 00:10:45,636 Thanks, but I have coffee and cereal in the morning. 218 00:10:45,637 --> 00:10:47,427 Debbie, scrambled eggs? 219 00:10:47,428 --> 00:10:48,937 Coffee for me. 220 00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,594 Excuse me. 221 00:10:54,178 --> 00:10:55,488 Kelly again? 222 00:10:57,512 --> 00:11:00,558 Yeah. 223 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:03,010 So, what are your plans? 224 00:11:03,011 --> 00:11:04,469 Uh, well, 225 00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:06,794 I'ma go to that, uh, Al-Anon meeting... 226 00:11:06,795 --> 00:11:08,982 No, not today. For the future. 227 00:11:10,554 --> 00:11:13,528 I... I don't know. 228 00:11:13,529 --> 00:11:14,914 I-I haven't really thought about it. 229 00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:16,323 Franny needs a real bed. 230 00:11:16,324 --> 00:11:17,913 She's too big for her crib now, 231 00:11:17,914 --> 00:11:19,823 and my room doesn't have enough space for two beds, 232 00:11:19,824 --> 00:11:21,594 so I was thinking that you could take my room 233 00:11:21,595 --> 00:11:23,595 and Franny and I could take your old room. 234 00:11:25,262 --> 00:11:26,796 Sure. 235 00:11:26,797 --> 00:11:29,260 Well, I'm gonna go wake up Franny. 236 00:11:29,261 --> 00:11:30,489 Keep her up there too long, 237 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,802 she won't be able to sleep at night. 238 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:45,202 Oh, Kev? 239 00:11:46,845 --> 00:11:47,999 Kevin? 240 00:11:50,071 --> 00:11:51,344 Yeah. 241 00:11:51,345 --> 00:11:53,052 - You still haven't... - No. 242 00:11:53,053 --> 00:11:54,885 - Hm... - How long? 243 00:11:54,886 --> 00:11:56,052 47 minutes. 244 00:11:56,053 --> 00:11:58,135 Oh, baby! 245 00:11:58,136 --> 00:12:00,219 This is so fantastic. 246 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,552 Oh, yeah, it's wonderful, baby. 247 00:12:01,553 --> 00:12:04,010 - Oh... - And I am so happy 248 00:12:04,011 --> 00:12:06,927 - for you, baby. - Oh, happy, happy! 249 00:12:06,928 --> 00:12:10,511 Mm. But all good things must come to an end. 250 00:12:11,886 --> 00:12:13,594 Come to an end, now, Kevin. 251 00:12:13,595 --> 00:12:15,052 You don't want to try for 60 minutes? 252 00:12:15,053 --> 00:12:16,636 Nope. Now. 253 00:12:16,637 --> 00:12:18,927 Mm. 254 00:12:18,928 --> 00:12:20,636 Do that thing with my balls. 255 00:12:20,637 --> 00:12:22,427 Okay. 256 00:12:22,428 --> 00:12:23,636 This? 257 00:12:23,637 --> 00:12:25,052 No, no, no. The other thing. 258 00:12:25,053 --> 00:12:26,844 - This? - Yes. 259 00:12:28,637 --> 00:12:31,135 Yes! 260 00:12:33,845 --> 00:12:35,177 Oh! 261 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,786 Oh. 262 00:12:37,787 --> 00:12:39,032 - Kevin. - Mm. 263 00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:41,385 - Mm. - Okay. 264 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,719 Oh. 265 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:51,219 Fuck you, Mr. Vasectomy. 266 00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:53,010 I'm a man again! 267 00:13:06,554 --> 00:13:08,150 Hey. 268 00:13:08,151 --> 00:13:10,060 - You working today? - Yeah. 269 00:13:10,061 --> 00:13:11,677 Sorry about West Point. 270 00:13:11,678 --> 00:13:13,385 Oh, it's no big deal. 271 00:13:13,386 --> 00:13:15,594 I mean, it was stupid for me to even apply. 272 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:16,887 I don't know what I was thinking. 273 00:13:16,888 --> 00:13:18,765 They're never gonna accept someone like me. 274 00:13:19,804 --> 00:13:21,093 It's their loss. 275 00:13:21,094 --> 00:13:23,404 Yeah. Fuck 'em, right? 276 00:13:23,405 --> 00:13:25,385 I gotta get to work. Can't be late. 277 00:13:25,386 --> 00:13:27,220 Who's gonna fry those fish sticks? 278 00:13:37,926 --> 00:13:40,427 - Ay! Jesus! - Ugh. 279 00:13:42,136 --> 00:13:44,052 This is nasty. 280 00:13:44,053 --> 00:13:46,502 Any of those beers have something left in them? 281 00:13:47,262 --> 00:13:48,844 No. 282 00:13:48,845 --> 00:13:50,511 Any left in the fridge? 283 00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:52,677 Let me finish this first. 284 00:13:52,678 --> 00:13:54,387 Ugh. 285 00:13:55,928 --> 00:13:58,177 Called a couple home healthcare worker places. 286 00:13:58,178 --> 00:13:59,740 Twenty-two bucks an hour. 287 00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:01,010 Thirty for overnights. 288 00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:04,070 Totally unnecessary. Just set me up in here 289 00:14:04,071 --> 00:14:05,949 with my Oxys, a couple of brews, 290 00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:07,761 and the remote, and I'm good as gold. 291 00:14:07,762 --> 00:14:10,219 Yeah, you're down here yelling for us day and night. 292 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:12,093 Totally need someone to take care of you. 293 00:14:12,094 --> 00:14:13,552 Easy. 294 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,129 I'm not even supposed to be doing this. 295 00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:16,397 It's Liam's shift. 296 00:14:17,304 --> 00:14:19,761 Well, then get him down here. Liam! 297 00:14:19,762 --> 00:14:21,385 He's not here, 298 00:14:21,386 --> 00:14:23,594 and I haven't told anyone where I hid your Oxy, 299 00:14:23,595 --> 00:14:25,762 so don't think you can bully Liam into giving you more. 300 00:14:30,886 --> 00:14:32,677 What happened to that G.I. Jane chick 301 00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:34,132 your brother was banging, 302 00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:35,677 the one you were trying to steal? 303 00:14:35,678 --> 00:14:37,157 I wasn't trying to steal her. 304 00:14:37,158 --> 00:14:39,177 Sure you were. You were following her around 305 00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:40,964 like a lovesick puppy. 306 00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:43,129 She broke up with Carl. 307 00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:46,010 So she is a carpet-muncher? 308 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,628 Don't be an asshole, Frank. 309 00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,302 She was cute. 310 00:14:49,303 --> 00:14:51,151 Smart, too. 311 00:14:51,152 --> 00:14:54,293 I was surprised she went for a moron like Carl. 312 00:14:54,762 --> 00:14:58,148 He was definitely punching above his weight on that one. 313 00:14:58,149 --> 00:14:59,495 Kelly isn't gay. 314 00:14:59,496 --> 00:15:00,761 Softball? 315 00:15:00,762 --> 00:15:01,804 Really? 316 00:15:03,415 --> 00:15:04,581 Bi? 317 00:15:05,859 --> 00:15:09,514 Or maybe you just weren't tempting enough 318 00:15:09,515 --> 00:15:13,454 for her to risk jumping into gender experimentation. 319 00:15:14,243 --> 00:15:16,844 Women like smart. Sorry, sweetheart. 320 00:15:16,845 --> 00:15:19,636 You're not the sharpest shovel in the shed. 321 00:15:19,637 --> 00:15:22,255 Now, I bet if it had been your sister, 322 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,621 Fiona... She's not... hey. 323 00:15:24,622 --> 00:15:26,010 She's not brilliant, 324 00:15:26,011 --> 00:15:29,494 like Lip, but she's street smart, quick. 325 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,260 I bet if it'd been Fiona, 326 00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:34,140 softball girl would've taken that for a spin. 327 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:37,177 Keep it up, Frank. You'll never see an Oxy again. 328 00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:40,302 Not to mention, Fiona got 329 00:15:40,303 --> 00:15:44,968 Monica's stripper-on-a-bender, dangerous looks, 330 00:15:44,969 --> 00:15:47,927 not that it's made Fiona's life easier. 331 00:15:47,928 --> 00:15:49,885 Too much pretty can really mess you up. 332 00:15:49,886 --> 00:15:51,612 Hi, it's Liam. 333 00:15:51,613 --> 00:15:53,135 - Liam, where are you? - Better to be 334 00:15:53,136 --> 00:15:54,371 - like you. - Frank is driving me 335 00:15:54,372 --> 00:15:55,761 fucking crazy, and it's your shift. 336 00:15:55,762 --> 00:15:57,708 - Kinda slow... - Love you. Bye. 337 00:15:57,709 --> 00:16:00,385 Keeps you realistic about your prospects. 338 00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:13,594 Morning. 339 00:16:13,595 --> 00:16:15,162 I'm not late, am I? 340 00:16:15,163 --> 00:16:16,385 He's here. 341 00:16:16,386 --> 00:16:17,642 Who's here? 342 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,885 The Captain. 343 00:16:18,886 --> 00:16:20,236 He wants to meet you. 344 00:16:20,237 --> 00:16:21,442 Captain Bob? 345 00:16:21,443 --> 00:16:24,017 I thought he was made-up, like Colonel Sanders. 346 00:16:24,018 --> 00:16:25,743 Colonel Sanders was real. 347 00:16:25,744 --> 00:16:27,091 He was? 348 00:16:28,512 --> 00:16:29,720 Follow me. 349 00:16:33,053 --> 00:16:34,511 Sir. 350 00:16:34,512 --> 00:16:36,511 Ensign Gallagher. 351 00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:38,335 Best fryer mate I ever had. 352 00:16:38,336 --> 00:16:41,053 Pleasure to meet you, Carl. Have a seat. 353 00:16:43,262 --> 00:16:44,761 You want a root beer float? 354 00:16:44,762 --> 00:16:46,344 - Ah, no... - Lori, bring 355 00:16:46,345 --> 00:16:47,927 our little white panther here a root beer float. 356 00:16:47,928 --> 00:16:49,677 - Okay. - You want some popcorn shrimp? 357 00:16:49,678 --> 00:16:52,424 Lori, popcorn shrimp, too. 358 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,866 I eat a basket every location I visit, Carl. 359 00:16:56,512 --> 00:16:59,135 Quality control is the name of the shrimp game. 360 00:16:59,136 --> 00:17:00,344 Look at that. 361 00:17:00,345 --> 00:17:02,344 Nicely battered, 362 00:17:02,345 --> 00:17:04,148 properly crisp. 363 00:17:05,429 --> 00:17:07,053 Mm, mm, mm. 364 00:17:09,011 --> 00:17:10,852 You really saved my ass the other day, son. 365 00:17:11,399 --> 00:17:12,927 Once word get out you can rob a franchise, 366 00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:14,534 the sharks descend. 367 00:17:16,554 --> 00:17:18,239 Give much thought to your future, Carl? 368 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,477 - Um, well... - Look, I know a young man like you, 369 00:17:20,478 --> 00:17:22,364 it's hard to see yourself down the road, 370 00:17:22,365 --> 00:17:24,260 but Captain Bob's is growing. 371 00:17:24,261 --> 00:17:26,684 - Carl, you own a Winnebago? - No. 372 00:17:26,685 --> 00:17:28,093 I do. A Grand Tour. 373 00:17:28,094 --> 00:17:29,153 You got a lake house? 374 00:17:29,154 --> 00:17:30,712 - Mm... - I do. 375 00:17:30,713 --> 00:17:33,459 Ski boat? Two brand-new Cadillacs? 376 00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:35,260 You take a two-week vacation every year 377 00:17:35,261 --> 00:17:36,788 down to the Alabama coast? 378 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,802 No, sir. 379 00:17:37,803 --> 00:17:39,255 No, you're damn straight you don't, 380 00:17:39,256 --> 00:17:40,427 but you will, Carl, 381 00:17:40,428 --> 00:17:42,315 if you make the right choice today. 382 00:17:43,679 --> 00:17:45,719 I got a store in East Garfield Park, 383 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,636 and it's been robbed six times this month. 384 00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:48,885 You can start tomorrow, 385 00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:51,101 Assistant Manager. 500 bucks a week. 386 00:17:51,102 --> 00:17:53,508 In a year, you could be manager. 387 00:17:53,509 --> 00:17:54,844 Hell, in ten years, 388 00:17:54,845 --> 00:17:56,900 you could even own your own franchise. 389 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:59,469 Huh? The sky's the limit, son. 390 00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:01,679 Carl, play your cards right, 391 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,260 you could even end up with your own Winnebago. 392 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,844 So, mystery solved. 393 00:18:09,845 --> 00:18:11,511 Yeah? What mystery is that? 394 00:18:11,512 --> 00:18:14,143 Homer. He's not drunk somewhere. 395 00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:15,260 Yeah? What happened? 396 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,177 He violated his parole. 397 00:18:17,178 --> 00:18:19,469 Idiot got pulled over with a .45 under his seat. 398 00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:21,719 - Ah. - Shit. 399 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,052 I gotta try and find a new mechanic. 400 00:18:24,053 --> 00:18:25,594 Well, there might be time to take the broom 401 00:18:25,595 --> 00:18:27,385 out of Jason's hands. 402 00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:29,552 You mean instead of hiring someone who's qualified, 403 00:18:29,553 --> 00:18:31,511 I should hire the kid who sweeps up? 404 00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:34,139 Yeah. 405 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,344 All right, Mother Theresa. 406 00:18:36,345 --> 00:18:38,135 Show him how to change a spark plug, 407 00:18:38,136 --> 00:18:39,802 while I try to find someone 408 00:18:39,803 --> 00:18:41,093 who actually knows what the hell they're doing. 409 00:18:41,094 --> 00:18:43,340 - Hey, thank you. - Yeah, yeah. 410 00:18:44,304 --> 00:18:45,802 Yo, Jason! 411 00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:47,344 Hey, come here, man. 412 00:18:49,386 --> 00:18:51,448 Man, you ever change an air filter? 413 00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:53,219 I've seen you do it. 414 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:54,385 All right, I want you to finish detailing 415 00:18:54,386 --> 00:18:56,010 the bagger over there, 416 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,638 then get an air filter for the Sportster. 417 00:18:57,639 --> 00:18:59,010 All right? I'll come over there 418 00:18:59,011 --> 00:19:00,010 and I'll teach you how to change it. 419 00:19:00,011 --> 00:19:01,396 Yeah. All right. 420 00:19:05,386 --> 00:19:06,844 Lip? 421 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,344 Hey. 422 00:19:08,345 --> 00:19:09,802 What's up? 423 00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:11,802 Doctor's office called. 424 00:19:11,803 --> 00:19:13,552 They want me to call them back at noon, 425 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,719 uh, go over the results of my test with them. 426 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,511 What time is it now? 427 00:19:17,512 --> 00:19:19,161 Five of. 428 00:19:19,162 --> 00:19:20,719 I just thought I should, uh, 429 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,639 be with someone in case I try to jump off a roof 430 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,092 or throw myself in front of a bus or something. 431 00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:25,406 Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. 432 00:19:25,407 --> 00:19:27,719 Hey, Tami. How you doing? 433 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,469 It's none of your fucking business, Brad. 434 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,968 Okay. Come on. 435 00:19:31,969 --> 00:19:33,927 I'll find someplace to make that call. 436 00:19:35,969 --> 00:19:38,968 There's gotta be someplace else you can keep this thing. 437 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,511 It's scaring away the customers. 438 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,010 I tried to get it in the house. 439 00:19:42,011 --> 00:19:43,219 It just wouldn't fit through the door. 440 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,010 V, I think we can make some money 441 00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:47,002 renting me out as Jesus. 442 00:19:47,003 --> 00:19:48,385 People rent Jesus? 443 00:19:48,386 --> 00:19:51,093 - Yeah, for parties and stuff. - Jesus parties? 444 00:19:51,094 --> 00:19:53,260 I think that's called church services, Kevin. 445 00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:56,093 Like Santas at Christmas, or Elvis impersonators. 446 00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,716 I could work bachelorette parties, 447 00:19:57,717 --> 00:19:59,761 be one of those, uh, birthday strippers. 448 00:19:59,762 --> 00:20:00,944 A Jesus stripper? 449 00:20:00,945 --> 00:20:02,177 Look at this website. 450 00:20:02,178 --> 00:20:03,594 They got all kinds of people 451 00:20:03,595 --> 00:20:05,260 looking like celebrities they rent out. 452 00:20:05,261 --> 00:20:06,747 Hi. 453 00:20:07,679 --> 00:20:09,385 What is all that about? 454 00:20:09,386 --> 00:20:11,511 The nuns figured out we were sending 455 00:20:11,512 --> 00:20:13,552 both of our girls to preschool for the price of one, 456 00:20:13,553 --> 00:20:15,677 so Kev has to be Jesus for their parade, 457 00:20:15,678 --> 00:20:17,910 only now, Kev wants to be Jesus all the time. 458 00:20:17,911 --> 00:20:19,285 Praise the lord! 459 00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:21,885 I thought you were taking some time away from drinking. 460 00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:23,577 May I have a Coke, please? 461 00:20:23,578 --> 00:20:24,970 Absolutely. 462 00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:32,677 What's that? 463 00:20:32,678 --> 00:20:34,385 Well, the zoning went through 464 00:20:34,386 --> 00:20:36,385 on the lot that I invested in 465 00:20:36,386 --> 00:20:39,095 and Max Whitford bought me out of the partnership. 466 00:20:39,096 --> 00:20:40,720 No shit? How much? 467 00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,594 $100,000. 468 00:20:43,595 --> 00:20:45,303 - $100,000... - Eh. 469 00:20:46,595 --> 00:20:49,594 - One, oh... - Right? 470 00:20:49,595 --> 00:20:51,677 That is fantastic. So you... what are you gonna do 471 00:20:51,678 --> 00:20:53,344 with it, buy a new building? 472 00:20:53,345 --> 00:20:55,847 Oh, hell no. Fool me once. 473 00:20:55,848 --> 00:20:57,216 So what now? 474 00:20:57,217 --> 00:20:59,385 Well, I quit my job at the gas station... 475 00:20:59,386 --> 00:21:01,737 - Damn right. - And now I don't know. 476 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:04,190 I feel like I got a second chance. 477 00:21:04,191 --> 00:21:06,511 And a third, and a fourth. 478 00:21:06,512 --> 00:21:08,427 V, I could have different costumes 479 00:21:08,428 --> 00:21:09,552 for different occasions. 480 00:21:09,553 --> 00:21:10,885 Wedding Jesus. 481 00:21:10,886 --> 00:21:12,552 Uh, Last Supper Jesus. 482 00:21:12,553 --> 00:21:15,427 Bat Mitzvah Jesus. 483 00:21:15,428 --> 00:21:17,511 Last Supper Jesus? 484 00:21:17,512 --> 00:21:20,052 Well, I guess that beats getting nailed to the cross. 485 00:21:20,053 --> 00:21:21,762 They didn't use real nails, did they? 486 00:21:32,554 --> 00:21:34,177 Is Liam here? 487 00:21:34,178 --> 00:21:36,190 - Mm, no. - Really? 488 00:21:36,191 --> 00:21:37,859 Yeah, I'm here. 489 00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:39,652 It's okay, Todd. I got this. 490 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,019 Hi. Why are you dressed like that? 491 00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,173 Going to church. 492 00:21:44,174 --> 00:21:45,487 You go to church? 493 00:21:45,488 --> 00:21:46,636 Yes. 494 00:21:46,637 --> 00:21:48,469 I've been texting and calling you. 495 00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:50,682 You're supposed to be at the house right now, taking care of Frank. 496 00:21:50,683 --> 00:21:51,828 I don't live there anymore. 497 00:21:51,829 --> 00:21:53,853 What? You can't just move out. 498 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:54,942 I did last night. 499 00:21:56,772 --> 00:21:58,302 No, absolutely not. If you have 500 00:21:58,303 --> 00:21:59,968 an issue with it, make something else. 501 00:21:59,969 --> 00:22:01,052 Can I live at Todd's? 502 00:22:02,136 --> 00:22:03,219 - Please? - Tuna salad 503 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:04,511 gives me the runs. 504 00:22:04,512 --> 00:22:05,844 Somebody get me a beer? 505 00:22:05,845 --> 00:22:08,093 His grandma said I can. 506 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:10,219 Please, can I live at Todd's? 507 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:11,761 Fine! Yes! Yes! 508 00:22:14,094 --> 00:22:15,469 Okay. 509 00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:17,065 I'm gonna do it. 510 00:22:17,066 --> 00:22:19,511 - I'm going now! - Beer! 511 00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:21,302 - Go! - Jesus! 512 00:22:23,757 --> 00:22:25,302 Now if you'll excuse me, 513 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:26,937 I'm late for church. 514 00:22:32,391 --> 00:22:34,476 Yeah, I understand. 515 00:22:35,252 --> 00:22:37,135 Right. Great. 516 00:22:37,136 --> 00:22:38,262 Yeah. 517 00:22:40,099 --> 00:22:41,600 No, thank you. 518 00:22:47,373 --> 00:22:48,875 Let me think it over. 519 00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:52,095 Uh-huh. 520 00:23:08,190 --> 00:23:10,940 Positive. BRCA1. 521 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:16,927 It's good. That's... That's "baby good," right? 522 00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:18,719 Yeah, it's "baby good." 523 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,594 So I don't have to worry 524 00:23:20,595 --> 00:23:23,594 about you trying to find any tall buildings or anything? 525 00:23:23,595 --> 00:23:25,344 - No. - Okay. 526 00:23:25,345 --> 00:23:27,385 I'm actually afraid of heights. 527 00:23:27,386 --> 00:23:29,611 Shotgun in the bathtub's more my style. 528 00:23:34,595 --> 00:23:36,303 Fuck! 529 00:23:38,595 --> 00:23:41,177 I don't want to have a baby just to save my tits. 530 00:23:44,595 --> 00:23:46,761 Okay. 531 00:23:46,762 --> 00:23:48,552 I gotta have an abortion. 532 00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:50,968 I mean, I work in a hair salon. 533 00:23:50,969 --> 00:23:52,552 I breathe bleach fumes all day. This baby's gonna come out 534 00:23:52,553 --> 00:23:53,844 with, like, five heads and a dorsal fin. 535 00:23:53,845 --> 00:23:55,802 Tami. Tami, Tami. 536 00:23:55,803 --> 00:23:57,636 Hey, breathe. Breathe. 537 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,033 All right? 538 00:24:00,137 --> 00:24:01,420 Good. 539 00:24:02,221 --> 00:24:05,802 If having the baby reduces the chances of cancer, 540 00:24:05,803 --> 00:24:08,693 maybe you should have the baby. 541 00:24:09,304 --> 00:24:10,487 And what? 542 00:24:11,013 --> 00:24:12,802 Die on the kid when it's 13, 543 00:24:12,803 --> 00:24:15,079 like my mom did to me? Leave it an orphan? 544 00:24:15,637 --> 00:24:17,052 It wouldn't be an orphan. 545 00:24:17,053 --> 00:24:18,677 Right, 546 00:24:18,678 --> 00:24:20,689 because you're gonna take care of it. 547 00:24:21,659 --> 00:24:23,048 Yeah, I would. 548 00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:25,385 And what about when you die, too, Lip? 549 00:24:25,386 --> 00:24:26,802 You know, the way you smoke cigarettes, 550 00:24:26,803 --> 00:24:28,761 it'll be a miracle if you make it to 40. 551 00:24:28,762 --> 00:24:30,885 I'll quit. 552 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,526 You'll quit. Right. 553 00:24:37,242 --> 00:24:38,594 I was gonna rent my own chair this year. 554 00:24:38,595 --> 00:24:41,511 I was gonna save up and get my own salon, 555 00:24:41,512 --> 00:24:43,093 - in the next couple years... - Tami, that's great. 556 00:24:43,094 --> 00:24:45,636 That's great, all right? You can still do that. 557 00:24:45,637 --> 00:24:47,677 No, I can't, Lip! I'm gonna be a little busy. 558 00:24:47,678 --> 00:24:50,531 I'm having a baby and then a double mastectomy. 559 00:24:58,553 --> 00:25:00,177 I need to fuck. Where can we fuck? 560 00:25:00,178 --> 00:25:02,010 Huh? There's gotta be, like, 561 00:25:02,011 --> 00:25:04,010 a really, really nasty bathroom in here, right? 562 00:25:04,011 --> 00:25:05,677 - Somewhere? - Tami... 563 00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:07,636 Tami. Tami. 564 00:25:07,637 --> 00:25:08,927 What? 565 00:25:10,637 --> 00:25:12,594 You don't want to fuck me because I'm pregnant? 566 00:25:17,749 --> 00:25:18,968 Then fine. 567 00:25:27,303 --> 00:25:29,135 I... 568 00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:40,093 Hey! Hey! 569 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,235 Fiona? 570 00:25:56,236 --> 00:25:57,782 Ready for us? 571 00:25:57,783 --> 00:25:59,634 No. Judge is running behind. 572 00:26:00,637 --> 00:26:03,455 The ADA has agreed to settle your case. 573 00:26:03,456 --> 00:26:06,511 $2,500 fine and time served. 574 00:26:06,512 --> 00:26:08,719 - That's it? - The ADA met 575 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,260 with the woman you punched. She's not too thrilled 576 00:26:10,261 --> 00:26:12,010 about putting her on the stand. 577 00:26:12,011 --> 00:26:13,385 She's still railing about the dangerous elements 578 00:26:13,386 --> 00:26:14,776 in your neighborhood. 579 00:26:14,777 --> 00:26:16,339 The kids selling lemonade? 580 00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:18,260 Can you pull the money together for the fine? 581 00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:21,844 - Yes. - Okay. 582 00:26:21,845 --> 00:26:24,177 Right, I'm gonna come get you when they call your case. 583 00:26:24,178 --> 00:26:25,761 You stand up, plead guilty, 584 00:26:25,762 --> 00:26:27,830 and apologize to the court for being an idiot. 585 00:26:27,831 --> 00:26:29,124 Got it. 586 00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,761 You seem like a smart girl, Fiona. 587 00:26:30,762 --> 00:26:33,344 Time to leave this South Side hood rat crap 588 00:26:33,345 --> 00:26:35,924 behind you and get on with being an adult. 589 00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:46,177 If anybody in this room has ever fallen in love, 590 00:26:46,178 --> 00:26:48,719 it's usually with someone that did everything wrong, 591 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,844 that you would never expect... 592 00:26:49,845 --> 00:26:51,385 Oh, bullshit. 593 00:26:51,386 --> 00:26:54,052 - Why you should have... - Anybody here? 594 00:26:54,053 --> 00:26:55,927 I need another beer! 595 00:26:58,386 --> 00:27:00,802 Carl? Debbie? 596 00:27:00,803 --> 00:27:02,219 Beer! 597 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,927 ...Ever, I need to know, 598 00:27:03,928 --> 00:27:05,010 are you known... 599 00:27:05,011 --> 00:27:06,385 Where's your mother? 600 00:27:08,178 --> 00:27:10,552 Hold on. And how... how is your... 601 00:27:10,553 --> 00:27:14,236 Uh, you tall enough to open the refrigerator? 602 00:27:14,237 --> 00:27:16,427 I need another beer. 603 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:18,177 Like, a lot of women that I talk to 604 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,427 it's like... you know, they want, like, 605 00:27:19,428 --> 00:27:21,636 Patrick Dempsey and... and all... 606 00:27:21,637 --> 00:27:23,427 The knight in shining armor, and they're... 607 00:27:23,428 --> 00:27:25,961 You watch these relationship shows, 608 00:27:25,962 --> 00:27:28,052 they never tell the truth. 609 00:27:28,053 --> 00:27:31,927 Relationships can be hazardous to your health, 610 00:27:31,928 --> 00:27:34,124 'cause to get a good one, 611 00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:35,802 a great one, 612 00:27:35,803 --> 00:27:37,524 you need truth-telling, 613 00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,761 but people don't like truth. 614 00:27:39,762 --> 00:27:41,636 That's why they fill the air 615 00:27:41,637 --> 00:27:43,844 with lies like "Mommy loves you"... 616 00:27:43,845 --> 00:27:45,469 Mm? 617 00:27:45,470 --> 00:27:47,262 "Politicians care." 618 00:27:47,263 --> 00:27:49,135 "Prayer works." 619 00:27:50,456 --> 00:27:52,010 I found Liam. 620 00:27:52,011 --> 00:27:54,636 - You lost him? - Says he moved out. 621 00:27:54,637 --> 00:27:56,804 - I need another beer. - Franny! 622 00:27:58,001 --> 00:28:00,052 Did you climb out of your crib again? 623 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,010 - Yeah! - Let's get you back, 624 00:28:02,011 --> 00:28:03,093 or you're gonna be sleepy! 625 00:28:03,094 --> 00:28:04,469 Beer? 626 00:28:04,470 --> 00:28:05,673 How do you do that? 627 00:28:05,674 --> 00:28:07,260 Are you a monkey? 628 00:28:07,261 --> 00:28:09,552 Are you my little monkey girl? 629 00:28:09,553 --> 00:28:12,108 ? Can't lemme demonstrate ? 630 00:28:12,109 --> 00:28:14,432 ? Ninety-six degrees in the shade ? 631 00:28:14,433 --> 00:28:15,862 ? Talkin' centigrade ? 632 00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:17,228 ? Life give ya lemons ? 633 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:19,354 ? Better make some fuckin' lemonade ? 634 00:28:19,355 --> 00:28:20,865 ? Come get a sip of this shit ? 635 00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:22,130 ? Fore the pitcher is empty ? 636 00:28:22,131 --> 00:28:23,478 ? Cuz I got enough in my cup ? 637 00:28:23,479 --> 00:28:24,677 ? Niggas on top of the world ? 638 00:28:24,678 --> 00:28:26,181 ? If they recipe one of the best ? 639 00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:27,380 ? And I'm comin' right up ? 640 00:28:27,381 --> 00:28:29,052 ? If you gon' talk about... ? 641 00:28:29,053 --> 00:28:31,427 Do you remember telling Liam he could move? 642 00:28:31,428 --> 00:28:32,968 No. 643 00:28:32,969 --> 00:28:35,093 Says he doesn't want to be a Gallagher anymore. 644 00:28:35,094 --> 00:28:36,594 Is that an option? 645 00:28:36,595 --> 00:28:38,052 Yeah, he's going to church. 646 00:28:38,053 --> 00:28:39,010 Church? 647 00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:40,385 Did somebody drug him? 648 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,302 ? Fuckin' lemonade ? 649 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:43,677 What are you doing? 650 00:28:43,678 --> 00:28:47,677 Giving my uniforms to Goodwill. 651 00:28:47,678 --> 00:28:50,135 Why? You're going back to school next week. 652 00:28:50,136 --> 00:28:51,511 I'm dropping out. 653 00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:54,552 Captain Bob came by the shop, 654 00:28:54,553 --> 00:28:56,469 offered me assistant manager. 655 00:28:56,470 --> 00:28:58,302 $500 a week. 656 00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:00,260 Gotta carry a sidearm on me, but I could end up 657 00:29:00,261 --> 00:29:02,093 with a ski boat or a Winnebago. 658 00:29:02,094 --> 00:29:04,093 This is stupid. 659 00:29:04,094 --> 00:29:05,761 You're going back to school. 660 00:29:08,969 --> 00:29:10,135 No, I'm not. 661 00:29:10,136 --> 00:29:12,135 Yes, you are, Carl. 662 00:29:12,136 --> 00:29:13,927 I'm a loser, Debbie! 663 00:29:13,928 --> 00:29:16,761 A West Point reject with a shitty education 664 00:29:16,762 --> 00:29:19,761 and a family history of alcoholism and drug abuse 665 00:29:19,762 --> 00:29:22,010 that's bound to catch up with me sooner or later. 666 00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:24,594 Fast food is the best it's gonna get for me. 667 00:29:24,595 --> 00:29:26,395 I've accepted who I am. 668 00:29:26,396 --> 00:29:27,844 Why can't you? 669 00:29:27,845 --> 00:29:29,552 ? I brought the ice with me too ? 670 00:29:29,553 --> 00:29:32,262 ? They tryna water it down ? 671 00:29:32,263 --> 00:29:34,135 I'm going to get Liam to bring him home. 672 00:29:34,136 --> 00:29:35,302 You coming? 673 00:29:36,637 --> 00:29:38,302 No. 674 00:29:38,303 --> 00:29:40,636 Better off where he is. 675 00:29:40,637 --> 00:29:42,552 ? Niggas never wanna instigate ? 676 00:29:42,553 --> 00:29:44,353 ? When it's center stage ? 677 00:29:44,354 --> 00:29:46,650 ? Run up on me try to get away ? 678 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:48,203 ? I'ma win the race ? 679 00:29:57,595 --> 00:30:00,135 Geez. 680 00:30:35,886 --> 00:30:37,361 She died at home, 681 00:30:38,596 --> 00:30:39,947 in pain. 682 00:30:41,053 --> 00:30:42,950 Took eight months. 683 00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:45,285 Every week, 684 00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:48,580 there was just a little bit less of her, 685 00:30:49,512 --> 00:30:51,595 until there wasn't anything left. 686 00:31:03,136 --> 00:31:05,262 That happens to me, do you promise to shoot me? 687 00:31:09,387 --> 00:31:10,928 Fifty years from now? 688 00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:13,362 Sure. 689 00:31:13,886 --> 00:31:16,802 Fifty years. Sure. 690 00:31:27,192 --> 00:31:28,901 I'm gonna have the baby. 691 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:37,768 Good. 692 00:31:40,762 --> 00:31:42,052 Good? 693 00:31:42,928 --> 00:31:44,720 - Yeah. - What does that mean? 694 00:31:46,886 --> 00:31:49,220 Means I'm glad you've decided to keep the baby. 695 00:31:51,063 --> 00:31:52,552 I said I was gonna have the baby. 696 00:31:52,553 --> 00:31:54,302 I didn't say I was gonna keep it. 697 00:31:54,303 --> 00:31:55,677 Adoption? 698 00:31:55,678 --> 00:31:58,052 Sure. Why not? 699 00:31:58,053 --> 00:31:59,636 Tried and true for scorned women 700 00:31:59,637 --> 00:32:01,262 throughout history. 701 00:32:06,488 --> 00:32:08,113 Yeah, I, um... 702 00:32:11,279 --> 00:32:13,154 I don't think I'm gonna be okay with that. 703 00:32:15,216 --> 00:32:17,069 Okay with what? 704 00:32:17,887 --> 00:32:19,439 Some kid of mine 705 00:32:20,192 --> 00:32:22,302 out in the world thinking they weren't wanted. 706 00:32:22,303 --> 00:32:24,599 - I mean... - For Christ's sake, Lip, 707 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,847 you'd be a shitty father. 708 00:32:25,848 --> 00:32:27,071 Hey, fuck you! 709 00:32:27,072 --> 00:32:28,719 - I know I wouldn't. - I give this kid up 710 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,256 for adoption, I want to get it 711 00:32:30,257 --> 00:32:32,177 as far away from me as possible. 712 00:32:32,178 --> 00:32:34,761 - Guam comes to mind. - Guam? 713 00:32:34,762 --> 00:32:37,302 I don't want to run into some kid who looks like me, 714 00:32:37,303 --> 00:32:38,552 or worse yet, you, 715 00:32:38,553 --> 00:32:39,885 - at the Costco. - All right! 716 00:32:39,886 --> 00:32:41,260 So I have the baby, 717 00:32:41,261 --> 00:32:42,719 or you have the baby, 718 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:44,373 or we have the baby, right? 719 00:32:44,374 --> 00:32:45,844 We? 720 00:32:45,845 --> 00:32:47,802 Oh, what, are we getting married now? 721 00:32:47,803 --> 00:32:49,260 You want to? 722 00:32:49,261 --> 00:32:50,546 Do you love me? 723 00:32:57,918 --> 00:32:59,344 I like you. 724 00:33:02,084 --> 00:33:03,886 And I think we could end up loving each other. 725 00:33:05,559 --> 00:33:07,219 Be still, my heart. 726 00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:09,307 - You love me? - Hell, no. 727 00:33:09,308 --> 00:33:12,162 I actually think I'm starting to fucking hate you. 728 00:33:14,637 --> 00:33:16,385 Tami. Hey! 729 00:33:17,428 --> 00:33:19,047 Where are you going? 730 00:33:35,428 --> 00:33:37,260 What the hell, Gallagher? 731 00:33:37,261 --> 00:33:38,885 What do you want, Kelly? 732 00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:40,594 Nineteen nails in my tires. 733 00:33:40,595 --> 00:33:42,133 Sugar in my gas tank. 734 00:33:42,134 --> 00:33:45,010 Someone fucked with your truck? That's terrible. 735 00:33:45,011 --> 00:33:46,762 You gonna try and deny this, too? 736 00:33:55,136 --> 00:33:56,604 "Heart Beaker"? 737 00:33:56,605 --> 00:33:58,874 You telling me this wasn't you? 738 00:33:58,875 --> 00:34:00,208 I know how to spell. 739 00:34:02,387 --> 00:34:03,595 Carl? 740 00:34:07,407 --> 00:34:09,523 Don't walk away from me! 741 00:34:09,524 --> 00:34:12,480 I thought we were friends! Is this about you kissing me? 742 00:34:12,481 --> 00:34:14,761 Because I'm sorry I gave you the wrong signals, 743 00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:16,331 but I'm not gay! 744 00:34:17,178 --> 00:34:19,517 You broke Carl's heart, Kelly! 745 00:34:20,117 --> 00:34:23,260 He may not be able to spell, but he's a human being, 746 00:34:23,261 --> 00:34:25,645 and he's throwing his life away because of you. 747 00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:26,885 What are you talking about? 748 00:34:26,886 --> 00:34:28,716 Carl is quitting school 749 00:34:28,717 --> 00:34:30,385 and going to work at Captain Bob's full-time. 750 00:34:30,386 --> 00:34:31,761 He's what? 751 00:34:31,762 --> 00:34:33,374 You rejected him, 752 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:35,198 and West Point rejected him. 753 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:37,355 He's rejected, and he's giving up, 754 00:34:37,356 --> 00:34:39,427 and that is on you, for encouraging him 755 00:34:39,428 --> 00:34:41,296 to think that he could ever get into fucking West Point 756 00:34:41,297 --> 00:34:42,509 to begin with, 757 00:34:42,510 --> 00:34:44,469 and making him fall in love with you, 758 00:34:44,470 --> 00:34:47,544 and goddamn it, for making me fall in love with you, too. 759 00:34:49,195 --> 00:34:50,594 But this isn't about me. 760 00:34:50,595 --> 00:34:52,427 This is about Carl, 761 00:34:52,428 --> 00:34:55,177 and he is giving up, and that is on you, 762 00:34:55,178 --> 00:34:58,123 so fuck you, and fuck your dike-y-ass truck! 763 00:35:34,053 --> 00:35:36,135 Fiona! 764 00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:37,927 Didn't know you were coming today. 765 00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:39,111 I wasn't. 766 00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:40,885 What, you busy? 767 00:35:40,886 --> 00:35:42,411 Uh... You know what? 768 00:35:42,412 --> 00:35:43,927 I'll fit you in my schedule. 769 00:35:45,762 --> 00:35:47,177 Hi. 770 00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:48,802 Mm. 771 00:35:48,803 --> 00:35:50,674 What happened to your head? 772 00:35:50,675 --> 00:35:52,968 A guy in the infirmary had lice. 773 00:35:52,969 --> 00:35:54,761 It was easier just to buzz it. 774 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,344 So you're still working in the infirmary? 775 00:35:57,345 --> 00:36:00,135 Yeah, well, beats working the laundry like Mickey, 776 00:36:00,136 --> 00:36:02,602 plus, I get to put my medical training to use. 777 00:36:02,603 --> 00:36:04,552 Mickey washing undies. 778 00:36:04,553 --> 00:36:06,177 You gotta send me a picture. 779 00:36:06,178 --> 00:36:07,303 Yeah. 780 00:36:09,928 --> 00:36:11,560 Everything okay at home? 781 00:36:12,489 --> 00:36:14,177 Oh, well, the usual. 782 00:36:14,178 --> 00:36:17,093 Frank broke his femur and is laid up for six months, 783 00:36:17,094 --> 00:36:18,677 driving us all crazy. 784 00:36:18,678 --> 00:36:19,719 Okay. 785 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,638 Lip's girlfriend's pregnant. 786 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:24,877 Lip has a girlfriend? 787 00:36:25,464 --> 00:36:27,469 Debbie's still convinced she's gay. 788 00:36:27,470 --> 00:36:29,851 Carl's working at Captain Bob's. 789 00:36:30,331 --> 00:36:31,790 Liam may be missing. 790 00:36:33,052 --> 00:36:35,655 And I'm thinking maybe it's time for me to go. 791 00:36:37,866 --> 00:36:39,219 Go? 792 00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:41,705 Leave. Move someplace else. 793 00:36:45,774 --> 00:36:49,108 Shit. I can't believe I actually said it out loud. 794 00:36:50,262 --> 00:36:52,427 Someplace else like... 795 00:36:52,428 --> 00:36:54,338 Somewhere near the equator. 796 00:36:55,425 --> 00:36:56,802 I'm sick of winters, you know? 797 00:36:56,803 --> 00:37:00,693 Ice and sleet and freezing my ass off. 798 00:37:02,730 --> 00:37:04,646 Tell anyone else about this yet? 799 00:37:04,647 --> 00:37:06,804 Thought I'd try it out on you first. 800 00:37:10,642 --> 00:37:12,174 You should go. 801 00:37:12,175 --> 00:37:13,344 What? 802 00:37:13,345 --> 00:37:16,219 You should get the fuck out. You deserve it. 803 00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:18,486 You should go as far away as you can. 804 00:37:19,544 --> 00:37:23,010 You were hoping that I was gonna try and talk you out of it? 805 00:37:24,803 --> 00:37:26,219 Maybe. 806 00:37:30,512 --> 00:37:32,010 I'm scared. 807 00:37:34,637 --> 00:37:36,344 And now I'm crying. 808 00:37:38,512 --> 00:37:40,344 When would you leave? 809 00:37:43,386 --> 00:37:45,803 Now. Soon. 810 00:37:47,017 --> 00:37:48,291 Before I chicken out. 811 00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:50,719 Go. 812 00:37:52,678 --> 00:37:55,052 Go as far away from here as you can, 813 00:37:55,053 --> 00:37:57,719 and don't ever look back, okay? 814 00:37:59,637 --> 00:38:01,636 We'll always be here for you. 815 00:38:02,928 --> 00:38:04,719 Always. 816 00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:27,761 - Hey. - Welcome back. 817 00:38:27,762 --> 00:38:29,636 Yeah, uh, sorry. Look, I'll, uh... 818 00:38:29,637 --> 00:38:30,719 I'll make up the hours, all right? 819 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:33,093 I know you will. 820 00:38:33,094 --> 00:38:35,219 - Where is she? - Out front. 821 00:38:35,220 --> 00:38:37,344 Oh, and Oliver Twist is still waiting 822 00:38:37,345 --> 00:38:38,677 for you to show him how to change a filter. 823 00:38:38,678 --> 00:38:40,344 Fuck. 824 00:38:40,345 --> 00:38:42,719 Hey, Jason. I'll be right with you. 825 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,260 - All right? - All right. 826 00:38:55,372 --> 00:38:58,511 You guys have really shitty reading material in this dump. 827 00:38:58,512 --> 00:39:01,209 Got a better selection over at the beauty salon? 828 00:39:01,210 --> 00:39:02,406 Hell, yeah. 829 00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:04,577 Gotta keep up on Brad versus Angie. 830 00:39:15,095 --> 00:39:16,181 Sorry. 831 00:39:17,168 --> 00:39:19,511 Yeah. You should be. 832 00:39:19,512 --> 00:39:21,736 You've been kicking my ass ever since you got pregnant. 833 00:39:21,737 --> 00:39:24,177 I've been kicking your ass since the first day we met. 834 00:39:24,788 --> 00:39:27,199 - I don't know why you like me. - I don't. 835 00:39:30,507 --> 00:39:31,552 I'm hungry. 836 00:39:31,553 --> 00:39:33,101 Do you want to get something to eat? 837 00:39:35,969 --> 00:39:37,083 Yeah, I, uh, 838 00:39:38,304 --> 00:39:40,968 I got a couple bikes I need to finish up. 839 00:39:40,969 --> 00:39:42,385 Cool to wait? 840 00:39:42,386 --> 00:39:43,385 Yeah. 841 00:39:45,637 --> 00:39:47,135 All right. 842 00:39:51,512 --> 00:39:53,010 You know the difference between perpetual 843 00:39:53,011 --> 00:39:54,594 and periodic inventory? 844 00:39:54,595 --> 00:39:56,053 No idea. 845 00:39:56,054 --> 00:39:58,594 You gotta know your par level on every item. 846 00:39:58,595 --> 00:40:00,177 Bread'n'Butter pickles and clams 847 00:40:00,178 --> 00:40:01,968 are particularly tricky. 848 00:40:01,969 --> 00:40:03,802 Shit. 849 00:40:07,436 --> 00:40:10,344 - Gallagher! - What are you doing here? 850 00:40:12,678 --> 00:40:14,177 Get off me. 851 00:40:14,178 --> 00:40:15,761 What do you think you're doing? 852 00:40:15,762 --> 00:40:17,302 Let me go. 853 00:40:17,303 --> 00:40:18,552 You're going back, shithead. 854 00:40:18,553 --> 00:40:20,244 Uh, wait, are you law enforcement? 855 00:40:20,245 --> 00:40:21,637 What? 856 00:40:21,638 --> 00:40:22,870 Did he skip bail or something? 857 00:40:22,871 --> 00:40:24,932 No. Friend. 858 00:40:25,596 --> 00:40:27,093 Fuck you. 859 00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:28,594 You think you can ruin your life 860 00:40:28,595 --> 00:40:30,010 - and blame me? - Fuck. 861 00:40:32,969 --> 00:40:35,385 - Let me go, Kelly. - Wow, you're Kelly? 862 00:40:35,386 --> 00:40:37,135 You're going back to school, Carl. 863 00:40:37,136 --> 00:40:38,594 Hey, is he gonna be able to work 864 00:40:38,595 --> 00:40:39,802 - his dinner shift tonight? - Yes! 865 00:40:39,803 --> 00:40:41,385 No! He just quit! 866 00:40:52,053 --> 00:40:53,456 Now that's a woman. 867 00:41:01,237 --> 00:41:03,177 Is Liam back from church yet? 868 00:41:03,178 --> 00:41:04,649 - Yeah. - Where is he? 869 00:41:04,650 --> 00:41:06,260 - In his room. - His room? 870 00:41:06,918 --> 00:41:08,502 Liam! 871 00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:12,968 Good afternoon, Deborah. 872 00:41:12,969 --> 00:41:14,359 Enough, Liam. 873 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,844 Come on, let's go home. 874 00:41:15,845 --> 00:41:17,802 Have you noticed anything unusual about me? 875 00:41:17,803 --> 00:41:18,844 What? 876 00:41:18,845 --> 00:41:20,219 Like I'm black? 877 00:41:20,220 --> 00:41:22,140 Yeah, I've noticed that you're black. 878 00:41:22,627 --> 00:41:25,969 - And you're not. - Your point? 879 00:41:25,970 --> 00:41:28,344 That you have never made any attempt to surround me 880 00:41:28,345 --> 00:41:31,067 with my own cultural and racial heritage. 881 00:41:41,554 --> 00:41:43,344 Whoa, you know who all these people are? 882 00:41:43,345 --> 00:41:45,135 I've been sleeping here a couple nights a week 883 00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:47,369 all summer, and no one even noticed. 884 00:41:47,370 --> 00:41:48,844 Know what else? 885 00:41:48,845 --> 00:41:52,177 Mrs. Thompson cooks dinner every night... real food... 886 00:41:52,178 --> 00:41:54,763 And I get Lucky Charms for breakfast. 887 00:41:54,764 --> 00:41:56,348 I can buy you Lucky Charms. 888 00:41:56,349 --> 00:41:57,844 Is that really enough, you think, 889 00:41:57,845 --> 00:41:59,427 for a young, proud man 890 00:41:59,428 --> 00:42:00,885 of African descent trying to find 891 00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:03,046 his identity in today's white America? 892 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,927 What's this? 893 00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:11,636 My list of demands. 894 00:42:11,637 --> 00:42:13,906 Once agreed upon, I'll consider coming home. 895 00:42:15,137 --> 00:42:17,052 Twenty-nine things? 896 00:42:17,053 --> 00:42:19,053 Forty-six. There's some on the back. 897 00:42:23,095 --> 00:42:25,302 Book. 898 00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:30,302 Where have you been? 899 00:42:30,303 --> 00:42:31,761 Your daughter's made me read 900 00:42:31,762 --> 00:42:33,052 The Hungry goddamn Caterpillar 901 00:42:33,053 --> 00:42:34,679 like, 20 times. 902 00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:37,427 Caterpillar's dead, honey. 903 00:42:37,428 --> 00:42:39,469 Someone stepped on it and squished it. 904 00:42:39,470 --> 00:42:41,302 So Liam's down at the Thompsons', 905 00:42:41,303 --> 00:42:43,344 said he's decided he's black and wants us 906 00:42:43,345 --> 00:42:45,093 to do a bunch of black shit. 907 00:42:45,094 --> 00:42:46,844 Black shit? 908 00:42:46,845 --> 00:42:48,594 His list of demands. 909 00:42:48,595 --> 00:42:51,010 Look at you. 910 00:42:51,011 --> 00:42:52,968 Ow, my shoe. 911 00:42:52,969 --> 00:42:55,219 What? 912 00:42:55,220 --> 00:42:57,219 What is Seamus doing here? 913 00:42:57,220 --> 00:42:58,877 Mrs. Demopoulos said we could borrow him 914 00:42:58,878 --> 00:43:00,511 for a few weeks, as long as we feed him. 915 00:43:00,512 --> 00:43:02,594 He took great care of her when she broke her hip. 916 00:43:02,595 --> 00:43:04,554 Said he loves to give sponge baths. 917 00:43:06,053 --> 00:43:07,260 Sponge bath? 918 00:43:07,261 --> 00:43:08,552 Yeah. Come on, Seamus. 919 00:43:08,553 --> 00:43:10,554 Let's get you a bucket of warm water. 920 00:43:12,345 --> 00:43:14,385 I've seen him eat cat feces 921 00:43:14,386 --> 00:43:16,670 out of the sandbox at the playground. 922 00:43:18,762 --> 00:43:20,761 Book. 923 00:43:30,178 --> 00:43:33,637 Can you undo my hands, please? My arm is about to fall asleep. 924 00:43:44,447 --> 00:43:45,960 Can I go now? 925 00:43:47,094 --> 00:43:49,207 - Are you going back to school? - No. 926 00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:51,075 Shit, Carl. 927 00:43:51,637 --> 00:43:54,260 Stop feeling sorry for yourself and man up. 928 00:43:54,261 --> 00:43:56,918 So you didn't get into West Point, so what? 929 00:43:56,919 --> 00:43:58,839 Those guys are a bunch of pussies anyway. 930 00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:02,010 Go to OTS. Earn your commission 931 00:44:02,011 --> 00:44:04,183 the old-fashioned way, by being a tough motherfucker. 932 00:44:05,137 --> 00:44:06,500 Who'd you rather serve under? 933 00:44:06,501 --> 00:44:08,135 Some Westie dipshit 934 00:44:08,136 --> 00:44:10,802 who wrote a paper on Napoleon's Italian campaign, 935 00:44:10,803 --> 00:44:13,844 or Carl Gallagher, who can reload a MAC-10 936 00:44:13,845 --> 00:44:16,542 while diving under an Impala during a drive-by? 937 00:44:19,762 --> 00:44:20,720 Exactly. 938 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:25,344 So are you done being a pussy 939 00:44:25,345 --> 00:44:27,145 and ready to get back to being the man that I love? 940 00:44:28,479 --> 00:44:29,684 Wait. What? 941 00:44:30,319 --> 00:44:31,968 Damn, you're dense. 942 00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:42,802 Now go ahead? 943 00:44:44,678 --> 00:44:46,260 I need a beer. 944 00:44:58,178 --> 00:44:59,761 You coming, asshole? 945 00:45:04,303 --> 00:45:06,552 Hey, Fiona! Found Liam. 946 00:45:06,553 --> 00:45:08,176 He's moved down to Todd's house. 947 00:45:08,177 --> 00:45:10,850 He said he's not coming back unless he gets his own room. 948 00:45:16,987 --> 00:45:19,093 Quick shower, and then we'll go to dinner? 949 00:45:19,094 --> 00:45:21,136 - Lip! - Okay. Yeah. 950 00:45:21,717 --> 00:45:22,927 Fiona's leaving. 951 00:45:22,928 --> 00:45:24,637 She's upstairs, packing her stuff right now. 952 00:45:25,512 --> 00:45:26,637 What? 953 00:45:31,762 --> 00:45:33,927 Hey, you guys know there's a giant dude 954 00:45:33,928 --> 00:45:36,885 in your living room, giving Frank a bath? 955 00:45:36,886 --> 00:45:39,505 Keep your arm up now till I finished under here. 956 00:46:03,011 --> 00:46:04,428 So... 957 00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:07,679 Yeah. 958 00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:14,563 Where to? 959 00:46:15,970 --> 00:46:17,178 Not sure. 960 00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:24,260 Have, uh, an educated guess, or... 961 00:46:24,261 --> 00:46:25,946 I'll probably turn around before I even make it 962 00:46:25,947 --> 00:46:27,260 to the airport. 963 00:46:27,261 --> 00:46:28,845 No, you won't. 964 00:46:37,767 --> 00:46:39,058 Baby? 965 00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:41,254 Who knows? 966 00:46:45,217 --> 00:46:46,592 Life, right? 967 00:46:55,804 --> 00:46:57,637 Take care of them for me, will you? 968 00:46:58,936 --> 00:47:00,018 Promise? 969 00:47:00,019 --> 00:47:01,353 Promise. 970 00:47:04,345 --> 00:47:06,427 That giant's name is Seamus, 971 00:47:06,428 --> 00:47:07,761 and he's trying to do something to your dad 972 00:47:07,762 --> 00:47:10,136 with salt water and a turkey baster. 973 00:47:12,301 --> 00:47:14,302 Oh, hi. 974 00:47:16,637 --> 00:47:18,093 A'ight, well, you're not going anywhere 975 00:47:18,094 --> 00:47:19,677 without a goodbye party, all right? 976 00:47:19,678 --> 00:47:21,502 No. Yes, we are throwing you 977 00:47:21,503 --> 00:47:23,808 a party, so shut the fuck up and have a good time. 978 00:47:23,809 --> 00:47:25,217 All right, Gallaghers! 979 00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:27,036 Party! 980 00:47:27,954 --> 00:47:29,713 Yo! 981 00:47:29,714 --> 00:47:31,469 So Fiona is going 982 00:47:31,470 --> 00:47:33,135 and we are going to throw her a big-ass party. 983 00:47:33,136 --> 00:47:34,427 All right? 984 00:47:34,428 --> 00:47:36,968 - Going? Going where? - Nobody knows. 985 00:47:36,969 --> 00:47:39,219 Carl, you're on pizza and beer, yeah? 986 00:47:39,220 --> 00:47:40,430 - I'll drive. - Okay. 987 00:47:40,431 --> 00:47:42,177 - I'll go get Liam. - All right, I'll round up 988 00:47:42,178 --> 00:47:44,045 Kev and V and, uh, get the barbecue from Lem's. 989 00:47:44,046 --> 00:47:45,010 - You can drive? - Yeah. 990 00:47:45,011 --> 00:47:46,594 Great. 991 00:47:46,595 --> 00:47:47,719 Okay, wait, wait, wait. Okay. 992 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:49,302 Here... wait. Stop, no, for... 993 00:47:49,303 --> 00:47:51,344 I can do it. Sh... give me the sponge. 994 00:47:51,345 --> 00:47:52,636 I can do it. 995 00:47:52,637 --> 00:47:54,093 Get in there good, now. 996 00:47:54,094 --> 00:47:55,968 - I know how to do it. - Mm-hmm. 997 00:48:19,220 --> 00:48:20,927 Going somewhere? 998 00:48:27,486 --> 00:48:28,989 Everybody leave? 999 00:48:29,985 --> 00:48:31,802 They're out gathering supplies 1000 00:48:31,803 --> 00:48:34,136 for your bon voyage celebration. 1001 00:48:36,823 --> 00:48:38,256 You skipping the fun? 1002 00:48:39,096 --> 00:48:41,302 Yeah. Afraid if I stay, I might never leave. 1003 00:48:45,928 --> 00:48:48,302 It's getting a little tepid there, Seamus. 1004 00:48:48,303 --> 00:48:49,719 Could you heat up the water? 1005 00:48:58,221 --> 00:48:59,512 Seamus? 1006 00:48:59,513 --> 00:49:01,262 Debbie's idea. 1007 00:49:02,221 --> 00:49:03,594 Free. 1008 00:49:19,136 --> 00:49:21,679 Well, I'll see you around. 1009 00:49:27,804 --> 00:49:29,844 You did a good job. 1010 00:49:29,845 --> 00:49:32,302 Monica wasn't up to it. You stepped in and helped. 1011 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:34,554 Thanks. 1012 00:49:38,886 --> 00:49:40,387 "Helped." 1013 00:49:43,845 --> 00:49:45,524 I did it all, Frank. 1014 00:49:46,345 --> 00:49:48,314 Yeah, well, 1015 00:49:49,345 --> 00:49:51,138 if that helps you sleep better. 1016 00:49:57,094 --> 00:49:58,719 See you around, Frank. 1017 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:00,427 I doubt it. 1018 00:50:00,428 --> 00:50:02,764 Okay, lift me up. 1019 00:50:03,470 --> 00:50:05,260 Do my ass. 1020 00:51:13,303 --> 00:51:15,219 Hey! 1021 00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:16,636 The barbecue is back. 1022 00:51:16,637 --> 00:51:18,344 They were out of chicken, 1023 00:51:18,345 --> 00:51:20,629 but I got extra ribs! 1024 00:51:21,386 --> 00:51:22,843 Come on down! 1025 00:51:25,303 --> 00:51:26,594 Fiona! 1026 00:51:33,262 --> 00:51:34,511 Fiona? 1027 00:51:36,345 --> 00:51:37,552 Fiona! 1028 00:51:38,928 --> 00:51:40,010 Hey. 1029 00:52:06,512 --> 00:52:08,302 ? Popping like the top off a bottle ? 1030 00:52:08,303 --> 00:52:09,677 ? And I ain't stopping yet ? 1031 00:52:09,678 --> 00:52:11,885 ? Baby it's a brand new day ? 1032 00:52:11,886 --> 00:52:15,385 ? Ain't no clouds hanging over me ? 1033 00:52:15,386 --> 00:52:18,885 Yo, big Phil! What's up, man? 1034 00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:21,010 ? Gonna start today, good morning ? 1035 00:52:23,011 --> 00:52:25,385 Think I'd make a shitty dad? 1036 00:52:25,386 --> 00:52:26,552 What? No. 1037 00:52:26,553 --> 00:52:27,807 You'd make a great dad. 1038 00:52:27,808 --> 00:52:29,260 Why, you think about having kids? 1039 00:52:30,137 --> 00:52:31,385 Tami's pregnant. 1040 00:52:31,386 --> 00:52:32,427 No shit. 1041 00:52:32,428 --> 00:52:33,927 - Yep. - Oh, man. 1042 00:52:33,928 --> 00:52:35,820 That's fantastic. You're gonna love it. 1043 00:52:35,821 --> 00:52:37,212 Babies are the best. 1044 00:52:37,213 --> 00:52:40,719 I'm not sure if she's interested in me being too involved. 1045 00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:42,719 She said she thinks I'd be a shitty dad. 1046 00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:44,344 - So. - Huh. 1047 00:52:44,345 --> 00:52:46,802 I, uh... I thought since you were a great father, 1048 00:52:46,803 --> 00:52:48,719 - that you'd... - Thank you. 1049 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:50,677 ? A Beatle on stage ? 1050 00:52:50,678 --> 00:52:52,802 I don't know. Maybe you'd have an opinion. 1051 00:52:52,803 --> 00:52:54,302 ? Baby it's a brand new day ? 1052 00:52:54,303 --> 00:52:55,844 About what makes a good father? 1053 00:52:55,845 --> 00:52:58,927 Yeah. I, uh... 1054 00:52:58,928 --> 00:53:01,093 I didn't have much of a role model at home. 1055 00:53:02,928 --> 00:53:04,885 - Frank. - Yeah. 1056 00:53:04,886 --> 00:53:06,344 No shit. 1057 00:53:06,345 --> 00:53:08,469 ? Good morning ? 1058 00:53:08,470 --> 00:53:11,050 I'm... not sure 1059 00:53:11,051 --> 00:53:13,262 if I even know how to be a great father. 1060 00:53:15,011 --> 00:53:16,761 You just love 'em, man. 1061 00:53:16,762 --> 00:53:19,093 ? It goes like this ? 1062 00:53:19,094 --> 00:53:21,177 It's hard to fuck 'em up if you just love 'em. 1063 00:53:21,178 --> 00:53:23,636 ? But I got the feeling right now ? 1064 00:53:23,637 --> 00:53:25,511 You think you can do that? 1065 00:53:25,512 --> 00:53:27,344 ? I've been down ? 1066 00:53:27,345 --> 00:53:28,636 Yeah. 1067 00:53:28,637 --> 00:53:31,010 Yeah, I think so, too. 1068 00:53:31,011 --> 00:53:33,177 ? I've been up, I've been down ? 1069 00:53:33,178 --> 00:53:35,927 ? Do you got the feeling right now? ? 1070 00:53:35,928 --> 00:53:38,135 ? Baby it's a brand new day ? 1071 00:53:38,136 --> 00:53:41,886 ? Ain't no clouds hanging over me ? 1072 00:53:41,887 --> 00:53:43,469 Holy shit. 1073 00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:45,010 What? 1074 00:53:45,011 --> 00:53:47,746 A check for $50,000 1075 00:53:47,747 --> 00:53:49,219 from Fiona. 1076 00:53:49,220 --> 00:53:50,968 Is there a note? 1077 00:53:50,969 --> 00:53:53,177 ? Good morning ? 1078 00:53:53,178 --> 00:53:54,565 "Love you." 1079 00:53:55,372 --> 00:53:57,010 Yeah, she does. 1080 00:53:59,928 --> 00:54:02,219 All right! 1081 00:54:11,762 --> 00:54:14,385 ? Say it with your chest ? 1082 00:54:14,386 --> 00:54:17,594 ? Say it with your chest ? 1083 00:54:17,595 --> 00:54:20,135 ? Pray it work again ? 1084 00:54:20,136 --> 00:54:22,344 ? Putting diamonds on my back ? 1085 00:54:22,345 --> 00:54:24,636 ? Putting diamonds on my back, yeah ? 1086 00:54:24,637 --> 00:54:27,344 ? Say it with your chest ? 1087 00:54:27,345 --> 00:54:28,677 Sorry. 1088 00:54:28,678 --> 00:54:30,677 ? Say it with your chest ? 1089 00:54:30,678 --> 00:54:33,302 ? Pray it work again ? 1090 00:54:33,303 --> 00:54:35,385 ? Putting diamonds on my back ? 1091 00:54:35,386 --> 00:54:37,427 ? Putting diamonds on my back, yeah ? 1092 00:54:37,428 --> 00:54:39,385 ? But you know if I waste my time ? 1093 00:54:39,386 --> 00:54:41,385 That's my daughter, Sarah. She really wanted 1094 00:54:41,386 --> 00:54:42,968 the window, to see us take off, 1095 00:54:42,969 --> 00:54:44,636 if that's okay. She's never been 1096 00:54:44,637 --> 00:54:45,636 on a plane before. 1097 00:54:45,637 --> 00:54:47,219 It's fine. 1098 00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:50,427 Let me know if she bothers you. 1099 00:54:50,428 --> 00:54:52,344 I'm sure she won't bother me. 1100 00:54:52,345 --> 00:54:55,427 It's my first time on a plane, too. 1101 00:54:55,428 --> 00:55:00,344 ? Just like last, last night ? 1102 00:55:00,345 --> 00:55:04,302 ? I want more out of life 1103 00:55:04,303 --> 00:55:07,511 ? Than this ? 1104 00:55:07,512 --> 00:55:10,552 ? I want more ? 1105 00:55:10,553 --> 00:55:13,761 ? I want more ? 1106 00:55:13,762 --> 00:55:17,552 ? I want more out of life ? 1107 00:55:17,553 --> 00:55:20,385 ? Than this ? 1108 00:55:20,386 --> 00:55:23,802 ? I want more ? 1109 00:55:23,803 --> 00:55:27,761 ? I want more ? 1110 00:55:32,998 --> 00:55:38,999 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com