1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:02,080 What about you, Brent? 2 00:00:02,081 --> 00:00:03,787 What are you bringing to the party? 3 00:00:05,454 --> 00:00:08,245 Siefert. He's pissed off me and Berg agreed about Kasan T. 4 00:00:08,246 --> 00:00:09,246 He won't let it go. 5 00:00:09,830 --> 00:00:11,453 How 'bout we invite 'em over for a home-cooked meal? 6 00:00:11,454 --> 00:00:12,787 - Come on, get up. - What you wanna do, Berg? 7 00:00:12,788 --> 00:00:14,037 You wanna know what I'm gonna do? 8 00:00:15,955 --> 00:00:17,912 Hey, man. 9 00:00:19,246 --> 00:00:21,161 Yo, call the cops, there's a weird white kid in our house. 10 00:00:21,162 --> 00:00:22,746 What house are you in, Rick? 11 00:00:23,246 --> 00:00:25,620 No one else has been able to make this deal happen. 12 00:00:25,621 --> 00:00:27,079 What makes you think you can? 13 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,579 I'll give you two billion reasons why. 14 00:00:30,579 --> 00:00:34,245 Now, that's the kind of spectacle and vision we're talking about. 15 00:01:47,412 --> 00:01:50,454 - sync and corrections by Mr. C - - www.addic7ed.com - 16 00:01:52,162 --> 00:01:54,495 - Hey. - Hey, good morning, Bret. 17 00:01:54,496 --> 00:01:56,578 - Comrades! - Mr. Anderson. 18 00:01:56,579 --> 00:01:58,829 - You know what? Call me Bret. - Seriously? 19 00:01:58,830 --> 00:02:00,453 Yeah, I mean, what the fuck? 20 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,203 I think we're there. Come here. 21 00:02:02,204 --> 00:02:04,495 - Oh. - Mwah. I love this guy. 22 00:02:04,496 --> 00:02:07,370 - Wow. - I feel the same way, Bret. 23 00:02:07,371 --> 00:02:09,370 Hey, now that Hastings came through with the... 24 00:02:09,371 --> 00:02:10,870 with the land and the $100 million, 25 00:02:10,871 --> 00:02:12,370 I really think it's our turn to step it up. 26 00:02:12,371 --> 00:02:14,370 - We gotta do this. - All we gotta do is get half 27 00:02:14,371 --> 00:02:16,370 of what this monstrosity is gonna cost 28 00:02:16,371 --> 00:02:19,745 and the bank will cover the rest, Bret. 29 00:02:19,746 --> 00:02:22,620 Well, my rich foreign friends 30 00:02:22,621 --> 00:02:25,537 are opening their checkbooks as we speak, 31 00:02:25,538 --> 00:02:28,245 so pack your bags, gentlemen. 32 00:02:28,246 --> 00:02:30,328 We are going on a little road trip. 33 00:02:30,329 --> 00:02:31,954 - Hey! - Where we headed, Bret? 34 00:02:31,955 --> 00:02:33,453 First up, Saudi Arabia, 35 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:37,995 then China, then Germany, and then the UK. 36 00:02:37,996 --> 00:02:40,411 These guys are so enamored with American sports, 37 00:02:40,412 --> 00:02:43,037 they can't wait to claim their little piece. 38 00:02:43,038 --> 00:02:44,411 How about we just call them? 39 00:02:46,496 --> 00:02:48,787 We're... we're not texting Mommy and Daddy 40 00:02:48,788 --> 00:02:50,995 for beer money like goddamn college students. 41 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:53,578 Come on, if we don't have the money by next week's owners' meeting, 42 00:02:53,579 --> 00:02:55,829 then Bossman can't swing the votes our way. 43 00:02:55,830 --> 00:02:58,370 Plus, we can't leave ASM abandoned that long. 44 00:02:58,371 --> 00:03:02,120 I'm thinking with its significant stake in the global real estate market 45 00:03:02,121 --> 00:03:05,495 that Anderson Financial would find a proposal like this 46 00:03:05,496 --> 00:03:06,995 - extremely intriguing. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 47 00:03:06,996 --> 00:03:08,662 We are not going to fucking New York. 48 00:03:08,663 --> 00:03:10,703 Come on, they already know 49 00:03:10,704 --> 00:03:12,435 what we're capable of accomplishing, Bret. 50 00:03:12,437 --> 00:03:13,079 No, no, no. 51 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:16,328 Yes, and betting on the mother ship is far greater than going global. 52 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:19,120 Don't do that. Don't do that. It's four hours away. 53 00:03:19,121 --> 00:03:21,495 No go! You guys might not know this, 54 00:03:21,496 --> 00:03:23,203 but I'm not exactly on the greatest terms 55 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:24,954 with the board at the current moment. 56 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:27,870 - Your name is on the building. - Doesn't mean diddly dick. 57 00:03:27,871 --> 00:03:30,787 I'm basically just an employee like you two humps. 58 00:03:30,788 --> 00:03:32,954 You're an employee with a gigantic yacht 59 00:03:32,955 --> 00:03:34,954 and an amazing mansion in Palm Beach. 60 00:03:34,955 --> 00:03:35,538 Come on. 61 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:37,286 Yeah, you can do this. You're the man, Bret. 62 00:03:37,287 --> 00:03:39,037 It's the best play we got. 63 00:03:39,038 --> 00:03:40,370 I believe in you. 64 00:03:40,371 --> 00:03:43,995 We. We believe in you, Bret. 65 00:03:43,996 --> 00:03:46,787 Stop calling me Bret. 66 00:03:48,621 --> 00:03:52,079 - That the quad? - Yeah. No dairy, just like you asked. 67 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,703 Got one for myself. The stuff makes my nerves all jangly. 68 00:03:54,704 --> 00:03:56,286 Maybe it's something else. 69 00:03:56,287 --> 00:03:57,787 Can we not beat around the bush 70 00:03:57,788 --> 00:03:59,245 and just talk about what happened the other night? 71 00:03:59,246 --> 00:04:01,370 Your wife's a great cook. 72 00:04:01,371 --> 00:04:03,996 Thank her for the to-go plate. 73 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:08,995 Look, we all thrive on competition in this business. 74 00:04:08,996 --> 00:04:11,620 And the urge to win is exactly how we all got to where we are. 75 00:04:11,621 --> 00:04:13,620 But if you and Coach Berg can't get on the same page, 76 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,730 well, all we got is a house built on sand. 77 00:04:15,732 --> 00:04:16,662 The same page? 78 00:04:16,663 --> 00:04:19,829 We're not even in the same book or the same fucking library, for that matter. 79 00:04:19,830 --> 00:04:23,495 Okay, so then let's write a new book together. 80 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:25,662 Good idea. I got the perfect title... 81 00:04:25,663 --> 00:04:29,955 "Finding a New Head Coach." 82 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:34,954 You're gonna let Berg go? 83 00:04:34,955 --> 00:04:37,537 No, I think since you two have gotten so close, 84 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:39,120 you're the man to do it. 85 00:04:39,121 --> 00:04:41,954 No, you ain't gonna pull that shit on me again. 86 00:04:41,955 --> 00:04:44,662 This is the head coach, not some offensive lineman. 87 00:04:44,663 --> 00:04:46,495 Better the news comes from a friend. 88 00:04:46,496 --> 00:04:49,537 Maybe you and Julie can whip him up a Last Supper. 89 00:04:49,538 --> 00:04:52,370 Be sure and bring me some leftovers. 90 00:04:52,371 --> 00:04:53,871 Amen. 91 00:05:05,287 --> 00:05:06,995 Damn, T, you got enough food? 92 00:05:06,996 --> 00:05:08,995 Fuck you, Jason. I'm eating for two. 93 00:05:08,996 --> 00:05:11,370 - Well, me and this nigga. - What's the deal with my new contract? 94 00:05:11,371 --> 00:05:14,120 Well, the Pats, they're digging in on a one-year deal. 95 00:05:14,121 --> 00:05:16,787 - Cheap motherfuckers. - Hey, it's just a starting point. 96 00:05:16,788 --> 00:05:18,245 You know I'm gonna get them to two. 97 00:05:18,246 --> 00:05:20,120 I never missed an assignment or was late for a meeting, 98 00:05:20,121 --> 00:05:22,203 and I caught 104 passes last year. 99 00:05:22,204 --> 00:05:24,996 On 138 targets. Rick's the good-hands man. 100 00:05:26,913 --> 00:05:30,411 - It's not personal. - Well, I just want my money. 101 00:05:30,412 --> 00:05:32,578 I practically played for free the last two seasons, J. 102 00:05:32,579 --> 00:05:34,411 You asked for a ring, you got one. 103 00:05:34,412 --> 00:05:37,370 You want some more money, we're gonna grind it out with Belichick. 104 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:39,870 Let me get on it, you enjoy your quinoa, okay? 105 00:05:39,871 --> 00:05:42,912 - I'll call you later. - Please do. 106 00:05:45,871 --> 00:05:47,411 What's wrong with you, man? 107 00:05:47,412 --> 00:05:49,037 You're gonna put somebody eye out with a grapefruit. 108 00:05:49,038 --> 00:05:50,912 Get the fuck outta here. Somebody should kick him out. 109 00:05:50,913 --> 00:05:52,870 - What are you doing? - That wasn't me! It was that guy! 110 00:05:52,871 --> 00:05:54,246 What are you doing? 111 00:05:57,704 --> 00:05:58,787 Hannah! 112 00:05:58,788 --> 00:06:01,079 Hannah, my love, 113 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:03,578 can I get another drink, and make it a real double this time? 114 00:06:03,579 --> 00:06:05,537 - Yes, of course. - Thank you. 115 00:06:05,538 --> 00:06:07,245 We land in, like, 10 minutes. 116 00:06:07,246 --> 00:06:09,286 Yeah, like that's ever stopped me before. 117 00:06:09,287 --> 00:06:11,453 Oh, the pilot says we're being rerouted. 118 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,620 Wait, wait, what? Hold on, what? 119 00:06:13,621 --> 00:06:16,161 What's that? What? 120 00:06:16,162 --> 00:06:18,161 Can you make it a triple if we're crashing? 121 00:06:18,162 --> 00:06:20,286 Anderson Financial moved your meeting to the Hamptons. 122 00:06:20,287 --> 00:06:22,453 Yeah, whoa, whoa. Why, why, why? 123 00:06:22,454 --> 00:06:25,954 The CEO didn't return to the city as planned, so we land in 20 minutes. 124 00:06:25,955 --> 00:06:27,370 - Cool. - I'll get you that drink. 125 00:06:27,371 --> 00:06:29,286 Probably having a death cult meeting. 126 00:06:29,287 --> 00:06:32,286 It's okay. It's just a change in location. 127 00:06:32,287 --> 00:06:33,995 Now we gotta listen to that prick brag 128 00:06:33,996 --> 00:06:36,411 about his fancy fucking beach house. 129 00:06:36,412 --> 00:06:38,411 It's gonna work out in our favor, all right? 130 00:06:38,412 --> 00:06:40,079 Casual setting, it's good for business. 131 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,037 That's right, we do our best work outside of the office. 132 00:06:42,038 --> 00:06:43,787 I closed Josh Norman at The Body Shop. 133 00:06:43,788 --> 00:06:45,954 Yes, and then the Hamptons is where Roc Nation 134 00:06:45,955 --> 00:06:48,161 closed that huge Kevin Durant deal for the Warriors. 135 00:06:48,162 --> 00:06:49,411 That's right, good karma. 136 00:06:49,412 --> 00:06:51,120 What are you, a fucking Buddhist now? 137 00:06:51,121 --> 00:06:53,495 Bret, do you wanna go over the P&Ls one more time before we land? 138 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:56,662 I know what the damn... I know the pitch, okay? 139 00:06:56,663 --> 00:06:59,162 I'd just rather do it at a One Direction concert. 140 00:07:00,704 --> 00:07:03,079 I wish you'd stay sitting in one direction. 141 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,203 I'm trying. 142 00:07:05,204 --> 00:07:08,954 And now because of your brisket, I gotta go fire Berg. 143 00:07:08,955 --> 00:07:10,995 I didn't know it was gonna turn into a steel cage match. 144 00:07:10,996 --> 00:07:13,495 You had everybody at the table holding hands, saying grace. 145 00:07:13,496 --> 00:07:15,662 Coach Berg only prays for victory. 146 00:07:15,663 --> 00:07:18,286 I was trying to bring God to the table. 147 00:07:18,287 --> 00:07:20,245 Yeah, to break bread with the antichrist. 148 00:07:20,246 --> 00:07:21,912 You don't want my help, then stop asking. 149 00:07:21,913 --> 00:07:23,537 Why you calling me at work anyway? 150 00:07:23,538 --> 00:07:25,745 I just thought you should know. 151 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,328 You want somebody to blame for your mess, 152 00:07:27,329 --> 00:07:29,453 go find a big-ass mirror. 153 00:07:29,454 --> 00:07:30,371 You...! 154 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:37,870 - Julie Greane. - Hey! 155 00:07:37,871 --> 00:07:40,870 - You're early, Ricky. - I am, I am indeed. 156 00:07:40,871 --> 00:07:42,829 Eager to hear all is well upstairs, you know. 157 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,286 - please call 271... - Hey. 158 00:07:44,287 --> 00:07:46,620 - You remember TTD. - Unfortunately, I do. 159 00:07:46,621 --> 00:07:49,620 - Ms. Dr. Greane. - Hey. Just go in there. 160 00:07:49,621 --> 00:07:51,162 - After you. - All right. 161 00:07:52,746 --> 00:07:54,120 Doc, I'm concerned. 162 00:07:54,121 --> 00:07:56,703 He's had dizziness, headaches, 163 00:07:56,704 --> 00:07:59,286 light sensitivity, some serious-ass memory problems. 164 00:07:59,287 --> 00:08:00,870 I remember telling you to stay the fuck home. 165 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:03,037 And he's been irritable as fuck, too. 166 00:08:03,038 --> 00:08:04,620 You need to see a neurologist. 167 00:08:04,621 --> 00:08:07,620 Now, it would be unethical for me to examine your head. 168 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:10,912 But I do have a friend that works in the south wing that can talk to you. 169 00:08:10,913 --> 00:08:13,203 She specializes in brain injuries. 170 00:08:13,204 --> 00:08:15,578 All right, I trust you. 171 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:18,787 And if you trust her, let's go with it. 172 00:08:18,788 --> 00:08:21,079 All right, here's her card. 173 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,870 Nobody can know about this, not even Chuck, okay? 174 00:08:22,871 --> 00:08:25,578 I won't say a word, and Dr. Robbins is very discreet. 175 00:08:27,704 --> 00:08:28,256 Thank you. 176 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:29,912 You're welcome. I'll tell her you're coming. 177 00:08:29,913 --> 00:08:32,578 - Bring it in, Doc. - No. 178 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:35,411 Damn, I'm seeing Charles in a whole new light. 179 00:08:55,663 --> 00:08:57,620 If we get bogged down in private equity bullshit, 180 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,620 I'm just gonna break out some locker room stories. 181 00:08:59,621 --> 00:09:01,120 Yeah, maybe spare them the one about 182 00:09:01,121 --> 00:09:02,703 how you took a shit in Chad Pennington's cleats. 183 00:09:02,704 --> 00:09:04,870 - What do you say? - He deserved it. 184 00:09:04,871 --> 00:09:06,286 You okay, boss? 185 00:09:06,287 --> 00:09:08,662 Yeah, fine. Yeah, I'm fine. 186 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,620 Shit, man, I'd live here. 187 00:09:11,621 --> 00:09:13,120 Yeah, it's a nice one, but you know what? 188 00:09:13,121 --> 00:09:14,537 Who gives a shit how nice it is? 189 00:09:14,538 --> 00:09:16,286 We're gonna go in there and kill it. Come on. 190 00:09:16,287 --> 00:09:18,912 Hey, guys, there's something I haven't quite told you... 191 00:09:18,913 --> 00:09:22,912 - There's my big bro. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, there he is. 192 00:09:22,913 --> 00:09:24,453 How'd you like the new jet? 193 00:09:24,454 --> 00:09:28,453 Well, the gold-plated seat belt buckles, very nice touch. 194 00:09:28,454 --> 00:09:30,370 My colleagues... Joe, Spencer. 195 00:09:30,371 --> 00:09:31,297 My brother Julian. 196 00:09:31,299 --> 00:09:33,662 Wow. Hey, we've heard so much about you. 197 00:09:33,663 --> 00:09:36,328 - Yeah, he goes on and on and on. - I bet he does, I bet he does. 198 00:09:36,329 --> 00:09:38,079 - Come on, let's go inside. - On and on. 199 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,162 Yeah, come grab a drink. 200 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:43,371 - Welcome. - Thank you. 201 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:47,620 Anderson Financial's core business 202 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,662 has always been real estate development. 203 00:09:49,663 --> 00:09:51,453 This project goes far beyond 204 00:09:51,454 --> 00:09:55,703 any state-of-the-art retractable-roof stadium ever constructed. 205 00:09:55,704 --> 00:09:59,079 970,000 square feet of retail space... 206 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,578 All right, so let me get this straight. 207 00:10:00,579 --> 00:10:02,328 So, our dalliance into sports with ASM 208 00:10:02,329 --> 00:10:04,955 has somehow turned into building an NFL stadium? 209 00:10:07,621 --> 00:10:11,037 That dalliance has proved well worth the company's while. 210 00:10:11,038 --> 00:10:13,537 It's astounding that you're even involved in sports. 211 00:10:13,538 --> 00:10:16,453 I mean, this guy was always the last one to be picked when we were kids. 212 00:10:16,454 --> 00:10:19,161 You were a superstar, though, when it came to eating paste. 213 00:10:19,162 --> 00:10:21,079 Maybe that's why you started balding in the 9th grade, huh? 214 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,370 That's funny. What the fuck are you laughing at? 215 00:10:23,371 --> 00:10:26,870 - I wasn't. - If you're gonna pitch me a sports complex, 216 00:10:26,871 --> 00:10:29,161 I wanna hear from the sports guy. 217 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,412 How about it, Spencer? 218 00:10:32,371 --> 00:10:34,037 Well, it's really not my place. 219 00:10:34,038 --> 00:10:37,537 - Mr. Anderson's the boss. - No, I'm the boss, applesauce. 220 00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:38,830 Not him. 221 00:10:44,038 --> 00:10:46,370 - Mmm. - All right, very good. 222 00:10:46,371 --> 00:10:48,037 Lay it on me, come on. 223 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:49,787 Explain to me why we should risk 224 00:10:49,788 --> 00:10:52,370 a portion of the family fortune to pay for this thing. 225 00:11:00,539 --> 00:11:01,370 All right. 226 00:11:01,371 --> 00:11:03,745 - I'd love to. - Me, too. 227 00:11:05,746 --> 00:11:07,662 Go, go! 228 00:11:07,663 --> 00:11:09,161 Back up! 229 00:11:15,371 --> 00:11:17,411 I'm watching you, Holland. 230 00:11:17,412 --> 00:11:20,079 - Mine, mine! - Look, why is he...? 231 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,370 - Mine! - 96% of the time... 232 00:11:22,371 --> 00:11:25,912 96% of the time, your head is in your ass! 233 00:11:25,913 --> 00:11:29,495 Sprint to the spot, get set, and look the ball in. 234 00:11:29,496 --> 00:11:31,745 What the fuck is wrong with your brain?! 235 00:11:34,496 --> 00:11:36,954 - Hey, Coach. - Charles. 236 00:11:36,955 --> 00:11:39,328 You got a sec? 237 00:11:39,329 --> 00:11:41,245 Oh, no, don't tell me old Ziegfart's 238 00:11:41,246 --> 00:11:42,912 still getting on you for the other night. 239 00:11:42,913 --> 00:11:45,203 Yeah, I'm still catching my fair share for that, 240 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,286 but that's not why I'm here. 241 00:11:48,788 --> 00:11:51,495 He sent me down here to let you go. 242 00:11:51,496 --> 00:11:54,079 - You're firing me, Charles? - No, Siefert's firing you. 243 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,411 - I'm just telling you. - That chickenshit. 244 00:11:56,412 --> 00:11:58,245 Yeah, it's all kinds of wrong. 245 00:11:58,246 --> 00:11:59,995 Oh, is it all kinds of wrong, Charles? 246 00:11:59,996 --> 00:12:02,120 - You ain't the one getting fired. - No, but, I mean... 247 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,578 But you ain't the one getting fired. 248 00:12:03,579 --> 00:12:05,411 I'm getting fired. I should've cut him. 249 00:12:05,412 --> 00:12:07,829 The other night when I had him on your dining room table, 250 00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:09,578 I had my eyes on your wife's brisket knife. 251 00:12:09,579 --> 00:12:12,203 I swear to God, I saw it... I saw it in my mind, Charles. 252 00:12:12,204 --> 00:12:14,161 I could see it... I was gonna pick up the knife, 253 00:12:14,162 --> 00:12:17,245 I was gonna stick it right in his fucking face. 254 00:12:17,246 --> 00:12:18,703 I couldn't quite get to it, though. 255 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:21,620 You had me, so I popped him instead. 256 00:12:21,621 --> 00:12:23,537 It's probably better that you didn't stab him. 257 00:12:23,538 --> 00:12:25,662 Fuck it. Fuck it. It's all good. 258 00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:27,161 It's all good, Charles. 259 00:12:27,162 --> 00:12:28,662 I'll have another job in a week. 260 00:12:28,663 --> 00:12:30,411 This son of a bitch, when they fire him, 261 00:12:30,412 --> 00:12:32,954 ain't no team in the NFL is gonna touch him. 262 00:12:32,955 --> 00:12:34,495 And I'll tell you something else, 263 00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:35,995 all these players that are killing it out here... 264 00:12:35,996 --> 00:12:38,245 Sutton, all of them... those are your picks. 265 00:12:38,246 --> 00:12:40,161 - Everybody knows it. - Thanks, Coach. That's nice of you to say. 266 00:12:40,162 --> 00:12:42,745 Fuck nice, Charles. I don't do nice. I hate nice. 267 00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:44,662 - Fuck nice. Say it. - Fuck nice. 268 00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:46,120 You're so fucking nice, Charles. 269 00:12:46,121 --> 00:12:47,662 And you were right about Kisan, 270 00:12:47,663 --> 00:12:49,703 and he was a moron for not to signing him. 271 00:12:49,704 --> 00:12:53,079 Yeah! Hey, good luck, Berg. 272 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,037 - Fuck you, Charles. - Okay. 273 00:12:55,038 --> 00:12:57,495 - I got it! - No! 274 00:12:57,496 --> 00:12:59,079 No! 275 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,829 Watch the ball. What about him? 276 00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:03,662 Uh, he didn't... he didn't say anything about Csonka. 277 00:13:03,663 --> 00:13:07,453 Didn't say anything about Csonka, huh? Fuck you! 278 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:10,203 The ball doesn't care about you! 279 00:13:10,204 --> 00:13:11,954 What's going on? 280 00:13:11,955 --> 00:13:13,870 Siefert sent me down here to let him go. 281 00:13:13,871 --> 00:13:16,453 - Aw, man! - Your heads are in your ass! 282 00:13:16,454 --> 00:13:18,663 They're in there! Get 'em out! 283 00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,537 - God! - I think he made the right call. 284 00:13:26,538 --> 00:13:28,203 See you, Coach! 285 00:13:28,204 --> 00:13:29,995 You know, the last time I was in New York for business, 286 00:13:29,996 --> 00:13:31,495 I sacked Eli three times. 287 00:13:31,496 --> 00:13:33,995 Knocked his dick in the dirt. 288 00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:36,037 You know, the transition's been kind of abrupt, 289 00:13:36,038 --> 00:13:37,870 you know, going from lining up on Sundays 290 00:13:37,871 --> 00:13:40,662 to high-level finance with these aces over here. 291 00:13:40,663 --> 00:13:43,370 Yeah, no, I know who you are, Spencer. I pay your salary. 292 00:13:43,371 --> 00:13:45,954 So save the anecdotes for your Hall of Fame speech, you know? 293 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,787 - Okay. - All right. 294 00:13:47,788 --> 00:13:49,370 Well, we've got $100 million 295 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,578 and a promise to deliver land from Wayne Hastings. 296 00:13:51,579 --> 00:13:53,328 - Oh, the casino guy? - Yeah, the casino guy. 297 00:13:53,329 --> 00:13:55,203 Yeah, Wayne understands that the NFL 298 00:13:55,204 --> 00:13:57,328 is the most profitable sports league on earth, 299 00:13:57,329 --> 00:14:00,079 and there are only so many opportunities that come along like this. 300 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,829 I mean, you're talking about an enormous real estate play with an A-list tenant. 301 00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:05,495 The Raiders had a great season. 302 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,079 It's a shame Derek Carr went down when he did. 303 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,870 Yeah, he was a great QB. 304 00:14:08,871 --> 00:14:10,954 Let me tell you something about this stadium we're talking about. 305 00:14:10,955 --> 00:14:13,912 It's just not gonna be Raiders games and Super Bowls. 306 00:14:13,913 --> 00:14:16,912 Think about it... so, year-round we got college football, 307 00:14:16,913 --> 00:14:19,662 we'll have UFC, Final Four, 308 00:14:19,663 --> 00:14:21,829 soccer, concerts... we're gonna have everything. 309 00:14:21,830 --> 00:14:23,453 It's a big swing. 310 00:14:23,454 --> 00:14:25,662 Plan to divest yourself of your clients? 311 00:14:25,663 --> 00:14:27,620 Never, no. 312 00:14:27,621 --> 00:14:29,370 That's the ground we built the company on. 313 00:14:29,371 --> 00:14:31,745 You can't possibly hope to handle the day-to-day at ASM 314 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,954 while managing a billion-dollar real estate venture. 315 00:14:33,955 --> 00:14:36,829 I've been handling the clients while Spencer runs point on this project. 316 00:14:36,830 --> 00:14:39,954 - Yeah, moving along pretty smoothly. - Joe's been crushing it. 317 00:14:39,955 --> 00:14:45,120 I read that one of your highest earners was suspended for pot. 318 00:14:45,121 --> 00:14:46,286 Yeah, Vernon Littelfield. 319 00:14:46,287 --> 00:14:47,954 The kid made an honest mistake. 320 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,954 Still, got him four games. 321 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:51,995 Read it on Twitter before you guys got here. 322 00:14:51,996 --> 00:14:54,037 Well, it's no wonder you guys are thinking bigger. 323 00:14:54,038 --> 00:14:56,787 I mean, the client side must be getting tedious. 324 00:14:56,788 --> 00:14:59,620 Oh, my God, what the fuck?! 325 00:14:59,621 --> 00:15:01,829 Jesus Christ, what is this, 326 00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:05,286 a business presentation or a goddamn inquisition? 327 00:15:05,287 --> 00:15:07,203 You know what? Can somebody please bring Bret 328 00:15:07,204 --> 00:15:09,453 a tub of paste to help him calm his nerves? 329 00:15:09,454 --> 00:15:11,954 You see that? That's why I didn't wanna come to New York. 330 00:15:12,499 --> 00:15:13,745 Whip it up. He likes to make a mustache. 331 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,495 Put a crown on your head, call yourself king of the idiots. 332 00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:17,170 Tend to your guns. 333 00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:19,079 Fucking piece of shit. You know what you are? 334 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,787 It's so bad, I can't even say it. 335 00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:22,203 Bret, come on. God damn it, Julian! 336 00:15:22,204 --> 00:15:23,662 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 337 00:15:23,663 --> 00:15:25,787 You're the fucking CEO of a major company 338 00:15:25,788 --> 00:15:27,161 and you're letting this sibling bullshit 339 00:15:27,162 --> 00:15:29,787 get in the way of a massively lucrative deal? 340 00:15:29,788 --> 00:15:32,120 You got me up here fucking trying to tap dance for you. 341 00:15:32,121 --> 00:15:34,161 Ah, now we're finally getting to the root 342 00:15:34,162 --> 00:15:36,328 of what you actually do for this company, see? 343 00:15:36,329 --> 00:15:38,495 - You're a dancer. - Oh, don't do that. 344 00:15:38,496 --> 00:15:41,411 Ah, you're funny. Let me tell you something, motherfucker, I ain't no dancer. 345 00:15:41,412 --> 00:15:43,245 But I'm the guy who takes care of his guys, 346 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,453 which is a lot more than I can say for you. 347 00:15:45,454 --> 00:15:46,912 So go fuck yourself, fuck-face. 348 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,037 - Fuck you. - Ooh, the double. 349 00:15:49,038 --> 00:15:50,995 His fingers smell. 350 00:15:50,996 --> 00:15:52,578 Well, bravo. Bravo, Spencer! 351 00:15:52,579 --> 00:15:55,161 Feel free to knock over something expensive on your way out. 352 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,370 I was kidding! 353 00:15:57,371 --> 00:16:01,286 That was me! It was a picture of you and Dad, you fuck-face. 354 00:16:01,287 --> 00:16:03,370 Type the numbers in the order they appear. 355 00:16:03,371 --> 00:16:04,870 - Let's go, I'm ready. - All right. 356 00:16:04,871 --> 00:16:07,079 One more and we'll move on. 357 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,913 - One more. - You got this. You got it. 358 00:16:14,663 --> 00:16:15,829 Pssh. 359 00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:18,787 Seven, four, 360 00:16:18,788 --> 00:16:22,037 three, four, 361 00:16:22,038 --> 00:16:24,870 nine, six, one. 362 00:16:26,038 --> 00:16:27,286 Man, I can't do that shit, 363 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,203 and I ain't never even played football. 364 00:16:29,204 --> 00:16:31,912 I see what you're saying. I'm gonna be quiet, Doc. I'm sorry. 365 00:16:31,913 --> 00:16:34,370 Let's test your verbal fluency. 366 00:16:34,371 --> 00:16:38,328 Okay? This is oral word association. 367 00:16:38,329 --> 00:16:42,370 I'd like you to say as many words as you can that begin with the letter C. 368 00:16:42,371 --> 00:16:43,870 They can't be proper nouns 369 00:16:43,871 --> 00:16:46,370 and they can't be names of people or places. 370 00:16:46,371 --> 00:16:48,787 Go. 371 00:16:48,788 --> 00:16:50,204 Car. 372 00:16:51,412 --> 00:16:52,745 Carry. 373 00:16:52,746 --> 00:16:55,578 - Cake. Cave. - Mm-hmm. 374 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:56,788 Carrot. 375 00:16:58,412 --> 00:16:59,662 Carrying. 376 00:16:59,663 --> 00:17:04,079 Try not to reuse a word with a different ending. 377 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,912 - You got it, you got it. - Church. 378 00:17:06,913 --> 00:17:09,203 - Chapel. - Those ain't the same either. 379 00:17:09,204 --> 00:17:10,954 - Mm-hmm. - Good job. 380 00:17:10,955 --> 00:17:12,453 She ain't say no curse words. 381 00:17:12,454 --> 00:17:13,745 I mean, it's right there for the taking. 382 00:17:13,746 --> 00:17:17,037 - Cunt. - Okay, that'll do. 383 00:17:17,038 --> 00:17:18,578 Good job. 384 00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,579 Based on the neurocognitive and physical exams... 385 00:17:23,121 --> 00:17:24,453 I can see that you're suffering 386 00:17:24,454 --> 00:17:26,787 from post-concussion syndrome, Ricky. 387 00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:29,203 - What? - Though, I haven't figured out 388 00:17:29,204 --> 00:17:30,620 what your friend's problem is. 389 00:17:30,621 --> 00:17:32,286 I just smoke a lot of dope. 390 00:17:32,287 --> 00:17:34,286 Your brain needs to rest and heal. 391 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,870 You should avoid football, 392 00:17:35,871 --> 00:17:37,578 stay away from all strenuous activities 393 00:17:37,579 --> 00:17:39,912 and stressful situations for at least a month. 394 00:17:39,913 --> 00:17:40,954 Four weeks? 395 00:17:40,955 --> 00:17:43,578 And it might be longer. 396 00:17:43,579 --> 00:17:46,079 I mean, there's no real way to tell. 397 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:49,745 Eating brain-healthy foods can help the healing process. 398 00:17:49,746 --> 00:17:52,495 Things like blueberries and avocados. 399 00:17:52,496 --> 00:17:54,203 Wait, you're saying my brain is jacked 400 00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:55,912 and the answer is guacamole? 401 00:17:55,913 --> 00:17:58,662 I'm just recommending possible ways to speed your recovery. 402 00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,079 We got it, Doc. 403 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,870 I'll make sure he's rested. 404 00:18:01,871 --> 00:18:03,954 I'll be good by the beginning of this season, though, right? 405 00:18:03,955 --> 00:18:05,787 Don't assume that. 406 00:18:05,788 --> 00:18:08,370 It could take some more time. 407 00:18:08,371 --> 00:18:10,578 What do you mean the plane is grounded? 408 00:18:10,579 --> 00:18:13,495 - Mechanical issue. - No, no, we gotta go back. 409 00:18:13,496 --> 00:18:14,564 We gotta go back to Miami. 410 00:18:14,566 --> 00:18:16,495 We can't fly without a fuel control unit. 411 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,995 You know anything about FCUs? 412 00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:20,203 I know I gotta FCU the fuck outta here. 413 00:18:20,204 --> 00:18:22,079 I'm afraid I can't help you right now. 414 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:25,495 - I'm sorry. - There's nothing wrong with the plane. 415 00:18:25,496 --> 00:18:27,537 I know that. 416 00:18:27,538 --> 00:18:28,745 It's fuck-face. 417 00:18:28,746 --> 00:18:30,662 My brother, he's fucking us. 418 00:18:30,663 --> 00:18:32,912 Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking asshole, that's why. 419 00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:34,411 I gotta tell you, I'm still surprised 420 00:18:34,412 --> 00:18:35,829 you didn't tell us he was the CEO. 421 00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:38,161 Defense mechanism, my subconscious speaking. 422 00:18:38,162 --> 00:18:39,829 Because of all the emotional abuse you took. 423 00:18:39,830 --> 00:18:41,328 No, because he's a dick. 424 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,037 Let's say it together one time... 425 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,453 - I... - I... 426 00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:48,370 - fucking hate New York! - fucking hate New York. 427 00:18:48,371 --> 00:18:50,703 I fucking hate New York! 428 00:18:50,704 --> 00:18:51,586 I don't hate New York. 429 00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,870 Well, you're gonna love this message from Virginia. 430 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,912 She can't get us out till tomorrow morning. 431 00:18:55,913 --> 00:18:58,829 - Oh, sweet. - Let's go to my favorite joint. 432 00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,870 - Happy hour. - Okay! 433 00:19:00,871 --> 00:19:02,246 Now you're talking. 434 00:19:09,538 --> 00:19:11,286 Motive! 435 00:19:11,287 --> 00:19:12,912 Look at her ass right there, bro. 436 00:19:12,913 --> 00:19:14,870 I'll set up the press conference. 437 00:19:14,871 --> 00:19:16,662 All right, can I change my number to 26? Today's date. 438 00:19:16,663 --> 00:19:18,578 That's how much it means to me to be a Dolphin. 439 00:19:18,579 --> 00:19:21,703 - Actually, it's the 25th. - Oh, shit, 25. Even better, right? 440 00:19:21,704 --> 00:19:24,870 - I'll hit up the equipment manager. - Appreciate it. 441 00:19:24,871 --> 00:19:27,328 Hey, great to have you onboard. 442 00:19:27,329 --> 00:19:30,578 - Be an exciting season. - Indeed, man. Thank y'all. 443 00:19:30,579 --> 00:19:33,620 - Whoo-hoo! - Man, whosever calling the plays 444 00:19:33,621 --> 00:19:35,745 is gonna have a fucking field day. 445 00:19:35,746 --> 00:19:38,161 You look good, Chuck. 446 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,745 Yeah, baby! 447 00:19:41,746 --> 00:19:42,912 When'd you change your mind? 448 00:19:42,913 --> 00:19:44,954 I thought you had concerns. 449 00:19:44,955 --> 00:19:47,703 He brings his boys, he brings his boys. 450 00:19:47,704 --> 00:19:49,245 Wh...? 451 00:19:49,246 --> 00:19:51,537 Well, uh, in that case, 452 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:52,787 he won't let us down. 453 00:19:52,788 --> 00:19:54,495 He won't let me down 454 00:19:54,496 --> 00:19:56,411 'cause he's your responsibility now. 455 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:59,912 He rushes for 1,000 yards, stays out of trouble, I'm a genius. 456 00:19:59,913 --> 00:20:01,870 He gets pulled over with a gun under his seat, 457 00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:03,703 you fucked up for raising the idea. 458 00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:06,579 Win-win for me, lose-lose for you. 459 00:20:08,579 --> 00:20:10,954 You made a great decision signing him. 460 00:20:10,955 --> 00:20:12,287 We'll see. 461 00:20:13,621 --> 00:20:14,955 We'll see. 462 00:20:16,538 --> 00:20:18,703 I'm taking the Pats' offer. 463 00:20:18,704 --> 00:20:20,995 Well, they haven't responded to our counter yet. 464 00:20:20,996 --> 00:20:22,662 Take the first damn offer! 465 00:20:22,663 --> 00:20:23,870 Money isn't everything, J. 466 00:20:23,871 --> 00:20:25,495 Look, I can get more out of him. 467 00:20:25,496 --> 00:20:27,286 It's just gonna take a little bit more time. 468 00:20:27,287 --> 00:20:28,829 - No drops! Nigga, what you doing? - Man, you threw it... 469 00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:30,912 How much time do any of us really have, though, J? 470 00:20:30,913 --> 00:20:32,620 You actually want me to answer that? 471 00:20:32,621 --> 00:20:35,286 What I want you to do is lock down that deal, all right? 472 00:20:35,287 --> 00:20:36,787 You know, it's a pretty big turn. 473 00:20:36,788 --> 00:20:38,370 Once we accept, there's no going back. 474 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,370 Don't want to. Close that shit in the morning. 475 00:20:40,371 --> 00:20:42,080 All right, consider it done. 476 00:20:43,371 --> 00:20:45,703 Bring it. Ooh, there it is! 477 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,620 - Don't... don't throw those. - All right. 478 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:48,621 Looking like me. 479 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,912 Vern, Vern, Vern, Vern, 480 00:20:49,913 --> 00:20:51,662 listen to me, please. 481 00:20:51,663 --> 00:20:53,745 You should be thanking the good Lord in heaven 482 00:20:53,746 --> 00:20:55,870 - that you only got four games. - Shit. 483 00:20:55,871 --> 00:20:57,203 Don't worry about that. 484 00:20:57,204 --> 00:20:58,954 You're gonna make up for your salary hit 485 00:20:58,955 --> 00:21:00,370 with your asset allocation, 486 00:21:00,371 --> 00:21:01,620 which is outperforming 487 00:21:01,621 --> 00:21:03,829 competing stock and bond indices, by the way, 488 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,328 and mutual funds and hedge funds. 489 00:21:05,329 --> 00:21:06,495 You're welcome. 490 00:21:06,496 --> 00:21:09,037 The VR company is standing beside you. 491 00:21:09,038 --> 00:21:11,245 - We're all good. - Let me talk to him. 492 00:21:11,246 --> 00:21:13,662 Yeah, we'll talk when we get home, okay? 493 00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,788 Listen, hang on, Spencer wants to talk to you. 494 00:21:17,538 --> 00:21:19,079 - He hung up. - You fucking hung up. 495 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,662 I... he hung up first! 496 00:21:20,663 --> 00:21:22,912 Wow, Joe is turning into Spencer 2.0. 497 00:21:22,913 --> 00:21:25,370 - Yeah, a lot smaller. - A lot sexier. 498 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,537 Your driver told me I'd find you guys here. 499 00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:31,161 You know, Bret and I used to sneak in here when we were teenagers 500 00:21:31,162 --> 00:21:32,453 back when we used to like each other. 501 00:21:32,454 --> 00:21:33,829 You know what? Take your own note... 502 00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:36,662 - Yes? - and skip the nostalgia. 503 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,995 Come on, come on. 504 00:21:38,996 --> 00:21:40,411 I didn't ground the jet to be a dick. 505 00:21:40,412 --> 00:21:42,079 I mean, I did get a laugh out of it. 506 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,245 - Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. - But, really, I just, you know, 507 00:21:45,246 --> 00:21:48,578 wanted to take some time just for my own research. 508 00:21:48,579 --> 00:21:51,286 And I found that NFL franchise values 509 00:21:51,287 --> 00:21:55,161 have gone up at a ridiculous rate of 20% per year... 510 00:21:55,162 --> 00:21:56,204 No shit? 511 00:21:56,206 --> 00:21:59,328 and that's worth more than 2.3 billion on average. 512 00:21:59,329 --> 00:22:02,703 Right, and the Raiders in Vegas would be near the top of that list. 513 00:22:02,704 --> 00:22:04,787 As would the value of the stadium, 514 00:22:04,788 --> 00:22:07,079 which is what we've been trying to tell you. 515 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,912 Thing is, uh, no one at this bar 516 00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:12,537 is available or capable enough to run this venture. 517 00:22:12,538 --> 00:22:14,703 I mean, this maniac over here, 518 00:22:14,704 --> 00:22:16,745 he can't go three minutes before he tells somebody to go fuck themselves. 519 00:22:16,746 --> 00:22:19,995 Well, that "go fuck yourself" was specifically for you. 520 00:22:19,996 --> 00:22:21,912 Yeah, usually, he's way more subdued. 521 00:22:21,913 --> 00:22:23,578 I don't believe you. 522 00:22:23,579 --> 00:22:25,037 So I'm paying for this thing, 523 00:22:25,038 --> 00:22:28,453 but I will take control. 524 00:22:28,454 --> 00:22:30,161 Okay? We're gonna hire somebody 525 00:22:30,162 --> 00:22:32,578 to oversee the real estate development, 526 00:22:32,579 --> 00:22:34,620 somebody with expertise. 527 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:39,578 And I will act as CEO 'cause that's my area of expertise, 528 00:22:39,579 --> 00:22:42,079 and we will all make some money. 529 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,453 That's a very generous offer. 530 00:22:44,454 --> 00:22:46,037 I know. 531 00:22:46,038 --> 00:22:48,203 Now go toddle off and whisper amongst yourselves 532 00:22:48,204 --> 00:22:50,203 while I order myself a gin gimlet. 533 00:22:56,496 --> 00:22:59,121 Get Suzie here a gin gimlet. 534 00:23:01,788 --> 00:23:03,495 He even drinks like a tool. 535 00:23:03,496 --> 00:23:05,578 Yeah. 536 00:23:05,579 --> 00:23:07,578 All right, this is everything we wanted. 537 00:23:07,579 --> 00:23:10,120 It's not what we wanted. 538 00:23:10,121 --> 00:23:13,120 - Not what we want. - It's what everybody wants... 539 00:23:13,121 --> 00:23:14,745 to not do shit and get rich. 540 00:23:14,746 --> 00:23:16,120 That's the American fucking dream. 541 00:23:16,121 --> 00:23:20,037 I started ASM to avoid that sense of entitlement. 542 00:23:20,038 --> 00:23:22,037 I want to build something with my own two hands, 543 00:23:22,038 --> 00:23:24,829 with our own two hands, four hands, six hands. 544 00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:27,787 And I didn't work my ass off just so I can hand it off to Julian. 545 00:23:27,788 --> 00:23:30,495 Plus, I don't trust that motherfucker to speak on our behalf. 546 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:34,578 A moment of clarity, guys, please. 547 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:37,411 He wants to give us a lot of fucking money. 548 00:23:37,412 --> 00:23:38,787 It's not about the money, Joe. 549 00:23:38,788 --> 00:23:40,495 Oh, tell Vern that. Tell Ricky that. 550 00:23:40,496 --> 00:23:42,286 - How much are we in the hole for? - Millions of dollars. 551 00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:43,912 - Millions of dollars, right. - I don't give a fuck. 552 00:23:43,913 --> 00:23:45,328 We don't wanna do business with him. 553 00:23:45,329 --> 00:23:46,995 I'd rather blow up this whole fucking deal 554 00:23:46,996 --> 00:23:48,912 than ever kiss that motherfucker's ring. 555 00:23:48,913 --> 00:23:50,912 Fuck this cock... 556 00:23:50,913 --> 00:23:53,662 Hello. 557 00:23:53,663 --> 00:23:55,328 Are we gonna fuck or what? 558 00:23:55,329 --> 00:23:59,245 Actually, we're gonna pass, little brother. 559 00:23:59,246 --> 00:24:01,995 So you can keep your money. Or should I say Dad's money? 560 00:24:01,996 --> 00:24:04,161 I doubled Father's money. 561 00:24:04,162 --> 00:24:06,120 And do me a favor, will you stop saying "Father" 562 00:24:06,121 --> 00:24:08,453 like you're some British fucking orphan? 563 00:24:08,454 --> 00:24:11,662 You came for money, I'm agreeing to give it to you. 564 00:24:11,663 --> 00:24:14,870 Are you so dense that you can't see when you've won? 565 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:17,203 Oh, I know when I've won, when we've won. 566 00:24:17,204 --> 00:24:19,870 - I... I've done it before. - Yeah, on the math team. 567 00:24:19,871 --> 00:24:23,203 Fucking asshole. 568 00:24:23,204 --> 00:24:25,453 Okay. 569 00:24:25,454 --> 00:24:27,787 Way to waste a great opportunity. 570 00:24:27,788 --> 00:24:29,913 See you at Thanksgiving, bro. 571 00:24:31,579 --> 00:24:33,704 Shove some stuffing up your ass. 572 00:24:37,412 --> 00:24:38,579 Have a drink. 573 00:24:48,663 --> 00:24:50,162 Late night at the office? 574 00:24:51,579 --> 00:24:54,203 - I gotta make some moves. - At 11:15? 575 00:24:54,204 --> 00:24:57,120 - Baby, come to bed. - No. No, I'm done with Siefert. 576 00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,411 I've had it with him. 577 00:24:58,412 --> 00:25:00,286 I'm better than that guy and this job. 578 00:25:00,287 --> 00:25:01,954 I'm telling Jason to put me on the market. 579 00:25:01,955 --> 00:25:05,912 You're gonna quit the job you fought so hard to keep? 580 00:25:05,913 --> 00:25:08,161 You told me to start thinking on my own, right? 581 00:25:08,162 --> 00:25:09,745 Well, I thought. Now it's time to do. 582 00:25:09,746 --> 00:25:11,870 Doing exactly what I told you to do 583 00:25:11,871 --> 00:25:13,537 isn't exactly thinking on your own. 584 00:25:13,538 --> 00:25:16,537 Yeah, I ain't gonna let that wreck nothing. 585 00:25:16,538 --> 00:25:18,662 Nope, not me. 586 00:25:18,663 --> 00:25:21,954 I'm done. Done being tested. 587 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:24,411 I'm taking my services somewhere they're appreciated 588 00:25:24,412 --> 00:25:27,037 and that don't include fetching coffee and kale chips. 589 00:25:27,038 --> 00:25:28,703 He made you get him kale chips? 590 00:25:28,704 --> 00:25:31,620 Yeah, I mean, they were in the break room, but still, you know. 591 00:25:31,621 --> 00:25:33,203 So, that's it, huh, just like that? 592 00:25:33,204 --> 00:25:36,453 Yeah, unless you got something else you wanna add. 593 00:25:36,454 --> 00:25:38,662 Do you wanna hold hands, baby? Say another prayer? 594 00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:40,954 Good luck on your job hunt. 595 00:25:40,955 --> 00:25:42,995 I was gonna fuck you tonight, too. 596 00:25:42,996 --> 00:25:44,912 Huh? 597 00:25:47,371 --> 00:25:50,286 - To? - Siblings. 598 00:25:50,287 --> 00:25:51,829 - To siblings. - Cheer up! 599 00:25:51,830 --> 00:25:52,746 Siblings. 600 00:26:01,704 --> 00:26:03,995 Cheers! 601 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:09,037 Ah. 602 00:26:15,579 --> 00:26:17,703 You look like a sex offender right now. 603 00:26:17,704 --> 00:26:20,662 This place used to be so much cooler... 604 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:23,286 - Oh, gee. - when it was a dive bar. 605 00:26:23,287 --> 00:26:26,120 These Hamptons pricks, they ruin everything. 606 00:26:26,121 --> 00:26:28,703 That guy. One last round, all right, before we go up to the hotel. 607 00:26:28,704 --> 00:26:31,328 - No, no, Bret, this is the last round. - No, no, no, this one. 608 00:26:31,329 --> 00:26:33,912 Jesus. 609 00:26:33,913 --> 00:26:35,495 - Mmm! - Ah! 610 00:26:35,496 --> 00:26:37,495 Oh, God. 611 00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:39,370 Fuck, man! 612 00:26:39,371 --> 00:26:42,995 I wish you'd told Julian to fuck off after he flew us home. 613 00:26:42,996 --> 00:26:45,328 You know, we could've cleared out the bar cart, 614 00:26:45,329 --> 00:26:48,161 probably would've fallen in love with that flight attendant, 615 00:26:48,162 --> 00:26:49,996 had kids. 616 00:26:51,830 --> 00:26:54,370 Hey, what's up with the spooky fucking look? 617 00:26:54,371 --> 00:26:56,203 - Maybe I'm up to something. - Yeah. 618 00:26:56,204 --> 00:26:58,495 Bret, you gonna put a contract down on your little brother? 619 00:26:58,496 --> 00:27:00,161 That's not a bad idea, but, no. 620 00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:05,328 Instead... instead, I am going to sell everything I own, 621 00:27:05,329 --> 00:27:07,912 including my stake in Anderson Financial, 622 00:27:07,913 --> 00:27:11,537 and I'm going to cash out on my family trust, 623 00:27:11,538 --> 00:27:15,453 and I'm gonna go all in on this fucking deal. 624 00:27:15,454 --> 00:27:17,037 - Yeah. Yeah! - I am. 625 00:27:17,038 --> 00:27:19,703 You're gonna buy the stadium in Vegas with your own money. 626 00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:21,954 You heard Julian. It's a great deal. 627 00:27:21,955 --> 00:27:23,829 He might be a stupid fucking prick, 628 00:27:23,830 --> 00:27:25,411 but he's a smart stupid fucking prick. 629 00:27:25,412 --> 00:27:27,703 - Where are you gonna get the cash? - The bank. 630 00:27:27,704 --> 00:27:30,787 I'll put up all my assets as collateral and I'll borrow the rest. 631 00:27:30,788 --> 00:27:32,495 - Fuck it. - Let's think about this for a second. 632 00:27:32,496 --> 00:27:35,703 If this deal goes sideways, then you get fucked completely. 633 00:27:35,704 --> 00:27:39,037 So let's put this idea on ice and let's just focus on ASM. 634 00:27:39,038 --> 00:27:41,079 - Come on. - Oh, I am focused on ASM. 635 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,871 I'm focused on selling it. 636 00:27:46,412 --> 00:27:47,620 You're gonna sell the company? 637 00:27:47,621 --> 00:27:50,079 Hey, I need every nickel I can get 638 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,537 if I'm gonna snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, baby. 639 00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:55,370 No, baby, you can't fucking do that. 640 00:27:55,371 --> 00:27:58,537 You asked me to deliver the last piece of this puzzle. 641 00:27:58,538 --> 00:28:00,787 Well, here it is, signed, sealed, and delivered. 642 00:28:00,788 --> 00:28:02,578 But that doesn't mean sell the company. 643 00:28:02,579 --> 00:28:04,037 Fuck it. I got a good idea. 644 00:28:04,038 --> 00:28:07,620 Why don't we buy these entitled trust-fund fucks 645 00:28:07,621 --> 00:28:09,703 a round just out of spite? 646 00:28:09,704 --> 00:28:11,829 - That's a terrible fucking idea. - Oh, my God. 647 00:28:11,830 --> 00:28:14,453 - This is a bad idea. - All right, hey, everybody! 648 00:28:14,454 --> 00:28:18,912 - Bret! - How about a round of drinks on us, 649 00:28:18,913 --> 00:28:20,829 Anderson Sports Management? 650 00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:23,203 - Yeah! - And Spencer Strasmore! 651 00:28:23,204 --> 00:28:24,746 Hey! 652 00:28:27,621 --> 00:28:30,162 - I fucking hate New York. - So do I. 653 00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:33,107 * CRÉDITOS *