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Why don't we go around the room

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and everyone tell us your name

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and, uh, what brings you here.

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Why don't we start with, uh, you?

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Uh, okay. Yeah, hi.

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Uh, I'm Amy Sosa.

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Um, sorry, am I supposed to be standing?

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- Should I...
- It doesn't matter.

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Well, then I'll just roll with standing,

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since I'm already up here.

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Hope the rest of you stand

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so I don't look like such a weirdo.

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Okay, all right.

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Um, well, so, I have been
at Cloud 9 for 16 years.

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And I have always heard of

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the management training program,

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and I finally thought to myself,

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"Forget that blue vest,

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you better get that cloud tie, girl."

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So I'm very excited.

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- Um, I think...
- I'm Cheyenne.

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I work with Amy.

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Um, she suggested I come to the program,

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so I just thought, "Why not"?

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So long as she'd give me a ride.

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I can't drive right now,
'cause I have bees in my car.

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Um, okay thanks.

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Ladies, this is the
embalming conference.

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- Oh.
- Okay, yeah.

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I think we're in the wrong room.

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We should... we'll just go.

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To make the process easier,
we've broken down...

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Hi.

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- Is this the Cloud 9 Academy?
- Yeah, shh, mmhmm.

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Okay.

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Ooh, that was loud.

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The first "L" of Leadership is loyalty.

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Leaders are loyal...

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Um, whoa, sorry,
would you sit over there

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so I could sit next to my friend?

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Oh, no, Cheyenne, it's okay.

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Why don't you just take that chair?

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Oh. Um, okay.

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Leaders never stop learning.

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Failure can be scary,

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but it's not something to fear...

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You learn from every mistake
you make along the way.

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Ooh.

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There goes my jacket.

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We were given two ears
and one mouth for a reason.

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We should all try to spend
more time listening...

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Could you just, um,
scoot over a little bit?

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Then I'll... I'll have enough
room to sit here too.

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'Cause I'm in the aisle right now, so...

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Because we don't have to hold the
specific position to be leaders.

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Thank you.

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I don't understand
why they make it so hard

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to apply for asylum.

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Applying to be a refugee was even worse.

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Really?

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No wonder we have so few refugees.

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I don't understand how
you could apply for asylum.

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It's not easy.

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"List your extended family."

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I'm Filipino, that'll take years.

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Says you need to show that
if you were sent back,

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you might be persecuted based on your,

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"race, religion,
nationality, political opinion,

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or membership in a particular
social group."

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Well, I was in an a cappella
group once in school.

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I mean, we weren't persecuted,

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but people were really judge-y.

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I think they mean
more like if you thought

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you might be arrested because
you were, like, a prominent

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Duterte critic or something.

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Do you think they'd believe
Duterte would have me killed

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for being in an a capella group?

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'Cause we were really bad.

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Well, not me, I was good,

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but one guy was off-key all the time.

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Okay, Rose, say hi to everyone.

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Say hi. Say hi, come on.

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Say hi. Say hi.

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That's it, say hi.

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Okay, do we have to wait
till she develops speech,

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or can we just move on?

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It's Jerusha's day
to clean our pastor's gutters,

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so I get to bring her in.

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Dina, can you hold her for a bit

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while I set up her things in my office?

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Ooh, yeah, I'm really not a baby person.

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And for future reference,
I'm also not a wool sock person

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or a reptile person.

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But she's not just some random baby.

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She lived in you for nine months.

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Yeah, I guess it's like
if you're shopping at Goodwill,

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and you see an old shirt
of yours you donated,

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and you go, "Hey, that was my shirt."

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And for a second it feels meaningful,

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but then you realize it's not.

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Fine.

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Uncle Garrett, looks like you're up.

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Oh, no I don't think that's a good idea.

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- I'm not good with kids.
- Just don't shake her.

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- Okay, so this is happening.
- Oh, my Gosh.

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- Okay. Okay.
- You're a natural.

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Daddy loves you, Rose.

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Yeah, if Daddy loved you,

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he would have gotten you a babysitter.

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Why don't you think about that?

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It seems like a good spread,

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but it was an even better
spread last year.

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They had cereal.

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Mmm.

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So, if you were here last year,

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why are you taking the class again?

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'Cause I didn't pass the first time.

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Thanks for making me say it.

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Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I really didn't mean to...

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Excuse me, hi.

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Quick question:

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Is this a class that people fail often?

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Well, I mean, I wouldn't like
to call it "failing,"

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but yeah, people fail.

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Oh.

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I thought this was just sort of like

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a introductory seminar.

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If you don't mind,
this is a short break,

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and I'm trying to eat my breakfast.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. No, sorry.

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Danish away.

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I'm just gonna...

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It's just, I'm a little bit concerned,

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because I've waited so long
to do the manager thing

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and to kind of find out
all of a sudden that

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I could potentially fail out
on the first day...

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We only get so many breaks,
so I'm gonna hit this.

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Yeah, no, you should hit it. Yeah, okay.

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Just wanna make sure that
the interrupting thing

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isn't gonna affect the pass/fail...

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You know what, [bleep],
let's just start.

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Let's just start!

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So I was just folding pants,
and I had the best idea:

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I should take down Duterte.

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And you got that from pants?

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It's just so I qualify for asylum,

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but here, check out my Facebook page

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- "Ermagherd, Duterte."
- Mm-hmm.

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"Rodrigo Duterte doesn't
respect human rights,

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but that's none of my business,"

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over a picture of
Kermit the Frog sipping tea.

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That one's got a lot of likes.

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Yeah, I don't know that
reposting a bunch of memes

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qualifies you as a political dissident.

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Well, then what would?

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I don't know, uh...

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Actually being the leader
of an actual activist group

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that actually opposes Duterte.

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Ugh, okay, fine.

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Marcus, I'm starting a group, you in?

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Definitely.

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Revolution begins.

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Now in the warehouse,
if your non-con feeders

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are doing full pallet pick...

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Amy, hey. What's a "non-con"?

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Non-conveyable, it's in the book.

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Amy, could you focus up, please?

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Yeah, no, I'm sorry.

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I was just, um... I'm sorry.

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Anyway, it's called a warehouse,

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but don't let it wear you out.

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Sorry, I... I'm just...
I'm laughing because

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I was listening... to you.

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It's not my joke.
It's part of the lesson plan.

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You delivered it funny.

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So the next thing I would do is say,

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"Well, you better listen to me

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"or else I'm gonna go in the break room

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"and sprinkle a little bit of
pee on your food every day

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until all you're eating is pee."

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Uh-huh.

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Uh, preferred answer would be
find someone else

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to work the holiday.

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But, uh, thank you for sharing.
That was horrifying.

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All right, so, now you guys
are going to design

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a program to improve
customer satisfaction.

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Everyone pick a partner,
and choose wisely,

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the wrong partner can
literally ruin your life.

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- Oh, you...
- Wanna work together?

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Uh, well, um... I... I don't...

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Gary, uh, probably not a great idea

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to work with someone
we already know, right?

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Oh, I don't care.

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Oh, well, Gary doesn't care, so, yeah.

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Baller.

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I was afraid I was gonna get
stuck with some dunce.

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Mm-hmm. That would suck.

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Okay, how 'bout

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the International Anti-Duterte Society?

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I-A-D-S.

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No, wait, that's too close to AIDS.

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People don't wanna join something that

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reminds them of AIDS.

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Right, right.

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Okay.

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Outraged People...

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Rallying Against Hate.

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Are you just working
backwards from Oprah?

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I was, that's exactly what I was doing.

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I like it.

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You get asylum, you get asylum.

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It's what she does.

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Yeah, I know. I... I got it.

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Okay.

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Ow.

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Really, this is how you care for a baby?

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You just throw it in a cart
like a sack of margarine.

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"Sack of margarine"?

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Fine, bag of butter.

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Look, she's perfectly safe in there.

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You wanna take care of her?

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God, no.

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All right.

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Nope, uh-uh.

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I'm not gonna let you
treat a baby this way.

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Not even Glenn's baby.

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It's not your fault
your daddy's an idiot.

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Oh, okay.

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We'll go play some checkers or chess

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or Trivial Pursuit, huh?

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Wasn't crying in the cart.

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Okay, so, what if
we tried something like

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allowing our frequent customers

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to double up on their rewards points?

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Okay, or we could have, like,
a Cloud 9 gnome,

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and sometimes he would
give people, like,

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a hundred bucks,
but other times we would, like,

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squirt them with ink.

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And it's like, "Am I gonna
risk getting gnomed"?

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I like that area.

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Um, building on it, what if we had

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complimentary coffee for customers

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the first hour of every morning?

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Hmm, that sounds a little boring.

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Really? 'Cause I think it sounds cool.

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Morning coffee, we are on a roll.

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Amy, we're partners.
We can't just do your ideas.

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Yeah, no, I know. I know that.

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I'm sorry.

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Okay, what if every Tuesday
is Mardi Gras day,

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and the less you wear, the less you pay?

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Mardi Gras Tuesdays, okay.
I'm gonna write that down.

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And I also wanna re-pitch my gnome idea.

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What do we think about this frog?

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It's very soft, but anatomically,

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they took a lot of liberties.

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This seems like a lot of work

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for a baby you don't have
feelings about.

259
00:10:14,984 --> 00:10:16,640
No, I mean, it's a human child,

260
00:10:16,641 --> 00:10:17,761
I don't wish it ill will.

261
00:10:17,762 --> 00:10:18,967
I'm not a psychopath.

262
00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,188
I just don't particularly care
more about this baby

263
00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:22,689
than I do about that one.

264
00:10:22,691 --> 00:10:24,191
Who the hell is that baby?

265
00:10:24,193 --> 00:10:25,826
Uh, thanks. I'll be right back.

266
00:10:25,828 --> 00:10:26,866
I just gotta grab a few things.

267
00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:28,245
Oh, no this isn't child care.

268
00:10:28,247 --> 00:10:30,080
Oh, no, we don't provide this service.

269
00:10:30,082 --> 00:10:31,865
See, that's what it looks like

270
00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:33,534
when you don't care about a baby.

271
00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:35,611
Okay.

272
00:10:41,127 --> 00:10:42,876
Good.

273
00:10:46,882 --> 00:10:48,215
Come on, no.

274
00:10:48,217 --> 00:10:50,517
No. No.

275
00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:51,769
No.

276
00:10:53,389 --> 00:10:54,388
Hello.

277
00:10:54,390 --> 00:10:56,432
Oh, hey, Janet.

278
00:10:56,433 --> 00:10:59,109
Oh, yay. Hey, it's Glenn.

279
00:10:59,111 --> 00:11:01,278
- Who?
- Glenn, Glenn Sturgis.

280
00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,286
I'll connect you.

281
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,864
No, no, no, Janet, don't hang up.

282
00:11:03,866 --> 00:11:06,984
Don't...

283
00:11:09,738 --> 00:11:10,848
Glenn Sturgis.

284
00:11:11,407 --> 00:11:13,240
Stop Rodrigo Duterte.

285
00:11:13,242 --> 00:11:15,909
He's ruthless, he's anti-free speech.

286
00:11:15,911 --> 00:11:18,327
He's also brown
if any racists are interested.

287
00:11:18,328 --> 00:11:20,554
Hey, Sandra, are you busy later?

288
00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:22,882
Actually, yeah.

289
00:11:23,419 --> 00:11:26,003
We're pulling the plug
on my grandmother tonight.

290
00:11:26,005 --> 00:11:28,088
She was doing better for a while,

291
00:11:28,090 --> 00:11:31,558
then after her last stroke,
she just never bounced back.

292
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,942
Well, that... that sounds terrible.

293
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,263
I... I... we were just gonna ask
you to come to a meeting,

294
00:11:36,265 --> 00:11:37,010
but obviously you don't need...

295
00:11:37,011 --> 00:11:37,876
I can come.

296
00:11:38,347 --> 00:11:40,899
I just made that up
to sound like I had plans.

297
00:11:42,438 --> 00:11:44,634
Ooh, see you there.

298
00:11:46,442 --> 00:11:48,410
All right. Whoo.

299
00:11:50,831 --> 00:11:52,779
She's really fallen apart

300
00:11:52,781 --> 00:11:54,114
since that whole Jerry/Carol thing.

301
00:11:54,116 --> 00:11:55,745
- She is not okay.
- Yeah.

302
00:11:56,502 --> 00:11:59,614
Because by working together
we can achieve sat...

303
00:12:00,602 --> 00:12:02,039
- Iss...
- Faction.

304
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,254
Faction.

305
00:12:03,972 --> 00:12:07,985
Wow, okay, a real mix of ideas there.

306
00:12:08,091 --> 00:12:11,727
Some good, some a bit more terrible.

307
00:12:11,728 --> 00:12:14,564
But they tell us to start with the good,

308
00:12:14,566 --> 00:12:16,970
so free coffee in the
mornings, I like that.

309
00:12:17,569 --> 00:12:19,802
Thank you, we were
really proud of that one.

310
00:12:20,430 --> 00:12:22,973
Yeah, that was...
that was a team effort.

311
00:12:22,974 --> 00:12:24,777
And I actually really love

312
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,163
follow-up calls after large purchases.

313
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,578
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

314
00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:29,742
Thanks. Thank you.

315
00:12:29,743 --> 00:12:31,272
Okay, now for the bad.

316
00:12:31,273 --> 00:12:34,130
Back-to-school belly button
piercings, awful.

317
00:12:34,131 --> 00:12:36,548
Cardi B appreciation days, terrible.

318
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,860
And I can't comment on this
'cause I don't know what it is.

319
00:12:39,861 --> 00:12:41,138
What's... what's an aisle maze?

320
00:12:41,139 --> 00:12:43,604
I was a little bit confused
about some of those ideas too,

321
00:12:43,605 --> 00:12:45,679
but I believe they were
Cheyenne's ideas,

322
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:48,468
so Cheyenne could probably
explain it better.

323
00:12:48,469 --> 00:12:51,096
Um, w... what did you mean by
an aisle maze?

324
00:12:55,751 --> 00:12:57,541
An aisle maze is...

325
00:12:58,041 --> 00:13:01,002
when you move the aisles
around to make a maze.

326
00:13:01,003 --> 00:13:02,237
That was the idea.

327
00:13:03,067 --> 00:13:04,731
Yeah, it's one of those situations where

328
00:13:04,732 --> 00:13:07,003
the explanation doesn't make
the idea any better.

329
00:13:07,102 --> 00:13:07,645
Yeah.

330
00:13:09,316 --> 00:13:11,403
So, up next we're gonna do
a little role-play.

331
00:13:11,643 --> 00:13:13,118
Amy, why don't you be the manager,

332
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,119
and you're gonna talk to Cheyenne about

333
00:13:14,121 --> 00:13:16,498
her repeated absences.

334
00:13:17,158 --> 00:13:19,796
Your job is to communicate
your expectations

335
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,433
without making her feel like
she's being attacked.

336
00:13:22,463 --> 00:13:23,149
Okay?

337
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,917
And... go.

338
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:31,306
Um, hey, Cheyenne, you've been missing

339
00:13:31,308 --> 00:13:32,841
quite a bit of work lately.

340
00:13:32,843 --> 00:13:35,260
Um, I'm sorry, can we, um, time out?

341
00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:37,395
'Cause I'm starting to feel
attacked right now.

342
00:13:37,641 --> 00:13:40,148
How was I attacking you?

343
00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,183
Well, it wasn't so much the words,

344
00:13:42,185 --> 00:13:45,153
but the way that she
is looking at me right now

345
00:13:45,155 --> 00:13:47,522
just makes it seem like
she is really angry.

346
00:13:47,524 --> 00:13:48,848
No, I... I wasn't.

347
00:13:48,849 --> 00:13:50,744
Hey, Amy, if that's what
you're giving off,

348
00:13:50,795 --> 00:13:52,318
try to accept it and correct it.

349
00:13:53,914 --> 00:13:54,825
Okay.

350
00:13:56,999 --> 00:13:58,083
Hey, sweetie.

351
00:14:00,454 --> 00:14:03,038
Harrison, stop burping
into the intercom.

352
00:14:04,257 --> 00:14:06,124
Thank you so much.

353
00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:08,259
Okay, Piper, Peppa, be good.

354
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:10,128
Oh, wait, no, this isn't a daycare.

355
00:14:10,415 --> 00:14:12,329
Our mailman's now our dad.

356
00:14:14,239 --> 00:14:16,698
Cool. Have a seat on the rug.

357
00:14:17,554 --> 00:14:20,572
Thank you all for coming to
the inaugural meeting of, uh,

358
00:14:20,574 --> 00:14:22,941
St. Louis Society Against Duterte.

359
00:14:25,145 --> 00:14:26,374
SLSAD.

360
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,883
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

361
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:32,701
So, what kind of stuff
are we gonna be doing?

362
00:14:34,643 --> 00:14:36,555
That is a good question.

363
00:14:37,713 --> 00:14:39,661
Jonah, wanna handle this one?

364
00:14:40,932 --> 00:14:44,212
Um, we could... start with

365
00:14:44,214 --> 00:14:46,548
- a letter-writing campaign.
- Yes.

366
00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:48,316
Who would we write letters to?

367
00:14:49,329 --> 00:14:50,668
I guess Duterte.

368
00:14:50,893 --> 00:14:52,337
So does anyone know his address?

369
00:14:52,339 --> 00:14:54,422
Duterte imprisoned a lot of my family.

370
00:14:54,424 --> 00:14:56,502
I'd rather not be pen pals with him.

371
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:58,259
Guys, we should march on something.

372
00:14:58,261 --> 00:14:59,427
What could we march on?

373
00:14:59,429 --> 00:15:00,929
How 'bout Washington?

374
00:15:00,931 --> 00:15:02,496
I was just gonna say Washington.

375
00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:04,265
- Yeah.
- Okay, how do we do a march?

376
00:15:04,267 --> 00:15:06,401
There's, like, eight of us,
that's more of a walk.

377
00:15:06,403 --> 00:15:07,986
I wouldn't mind taking a walk.

378
00:15:07,988 --> 00:15:09,237
- Yeah, I like a good walk.
- Yeah.

379
00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:10,321
Right?

380
00:15:13,577 --> 00:15:16,194
Please work, please work, please work.

381
00:15:22,119 --> 00:15:24,252
Kylie, we can't use
our taekwondo moves on

382
00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:25,954
someone else's body, okay?

383
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,590
Leo, I don't care if your
father's a police officer.

384
00:15:28,592 --> 00:15:30,091
This is my jurisdiction.

385
00:15:30,093 --> 00:15:31,509
Your butt smells.

386
00:15:31,511 --> 00:15:33,378
That's not a burn,
it's true of everyone.

387
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:35,237
I think Glenn's kid is getting hungry.

388
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,381
Do we have any more of that formula?

389
00:15:36,383 --> 00:15:38,349
She doesn't drink formula,
she's still on breast-milk.

390
00:15:38,351 --> 00:15:39,467
I've been pumping
and selling it to Glenn

391
00:15:39,469 --> 00:15:40,635
for a dollar an ounce.

392
00:15:40,637 --> 00:15:42,387
It's Iranian saffron prices.

393
00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:44,055
I guess I could go pump.

394
00:15:44,057 --> 00:15:45,473
What? No. That... that'll take too long.

395
00:15:45,475 --> 00:15:47,108
Just do it right here. No, that's weird.

396
00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:49,444
Come on, go for it. Do it.

397
00:15:50,614 --> 00:15:52,614
All right, hey, listen to me.

398
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,449
You're out of control, okay?

399
00:15:54,451 --> 00:15:56,734
You're a baby,
your life is not that hard.

400
00:15:56,736 --> 00:15:58,037
You're embarrassing yourself.

401
00:15:59,814 --> 00:16:01,706
All right, fine.

402
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,075
It's just that when you
beat up that dog,

403
00:16:04,077 --> 00:16:06,956
it really traumatized those deaf kids.

404
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:10,415
I will try not to do that again.

405
00:16:11,056 --> 00:16:14,669
Um... can we circle back
to your absences?

406
00:16:14,671 --> 00:16:17,388
Well, I only skip work
because you're always

407
00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:21,226
telling racist jokes
and always making me

408
00:16:21,228 --> 00:16:23,311
sit on your lap during
performance reviews.

409
00:16:23,313 --> 00:16:24,395
Okay.

410
00:16:24,397 --> 00:16:25,763
And I'm not the only one.

411
00:16:25,765 --> 00:16:27,765
Sheila told me that
you're always making her

412
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,350
give you back rubs.

413
00:16:29,352 --> 00:16:33,190
- Right, Sheila?
- Um... yeah.

414
00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:36,241
- Sheila.
- She did the same thing to me.

415
00:16:36,243 --> 00:16:38,576
Then she put her fingers in my mouth.

416
00:16:38,921 --> 00:16:40,278
Look, if we can just make up

417
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,996
whatever we want about everyone,

418
00:16:41,998 --> 00:16:44,616
well, then Sheila,
you put a bomb in your locker.

419
00:16:44,618 --> 00:16:45,884
Boom.

420
00:16:45,885 --> 00:16:49,588
And Terrence, you stole $40 billion

421
00:16:49,655 --> 00:16:51,256
from the cash register.

422
00:16:51,258 --> 00:16:53,291
And Cheyenne, you're going to jail,

423
00:16:53,293 --> 00:16:54,792
because you poisoned the Danishes,

424
00:16:54,794 --> 00:16:56,800
and now Gary's gonna die.

425
00:16:56,987 --> 00:16:59,263
Boo-hoo. You're fired.

426
00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:03,184
What about a fundraiser?
We could do a bake sale.

427
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:04,769
What would we do with the money?

428
00:17:04,771 --> 00:17:06,771
I guess we pay off the supplies

429
00:17:06,773 --> 00:17:08,806
and then split anything
that was leftover.

430
00:17:09,557 --> 00:17:13,478
So wouldn't that just be
starting a baked goods company?

431
00:17:13,961 --> 00:17:15,697
Okay, how 'bout we do a rally?

432
00:17:15,699 --> 00:17:17,398
Put up some banners,

433
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,700
maybe get a band to play or something?

434
00:17:18,702 --> 00:17:20,094
I know someone at the local news.

435
00:17:20,095 --> 00:17:21,536
I bet they would do a story on it.

436
00:17:21,538 --> 00:17:23,488
No, guys, I say we get some rafts,

437
00:17:23,490 --> 00:17:25,373
and we get some paddles
and we take this guy down

438
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:26,540
Bay of Pigs style.

439
00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:28,710
You know Bay of Pigs ended badly, right?

440
00:17:28,712 --> 00:17:30,461
For the pigs, maybe.

441
00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:36,630
Hey, hey, ho, ho,
Duterte's gotta go.

442
00:17:36,757 --> 00:17:38,011
Hey, hey...

443
00:17:38,012 --> 00:17:40,586
Wow, you guys got the news to show up.

444
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:43,762
- Doesn't that make you nervous?
- Not really.

445
00:17:43,764 --> 00:17:45,931
I'm just one of those people
that shines through the lens.

446
00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:48,100
If it were me, I'd probably be thinking,

447
00:17:48,102 --> 00:17:50,852
"Sayid, don't criticize
the government on camera,

448
00:17:50,854 --> 00:17:53,271
"because if it doesn't work
and you do get deported,

449
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,906
"you're definitely getting tortured

450
00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,308
and murdered over there."

451
00:17:57,027 --> 00:17:59,244
Anyway, I'm gonna go play Pokémon Go.

452
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:02,196
I hear there's a Snorlax
near the loading dock.

453
00:18:02,533 --> 00:18:03,698
Gotta go.

454
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,034
Hey, hey, ho, ho, Duterte...

455
00:18:06,036 --> 00:18:07,319
When I clean a window, I use Windex.

456
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:11,206
When I clean the tiles, I use Tilex.

457
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,359
But when I clean the floors...

458
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,010
Oh.

459
00:18:22,136 --> 00:18:24,219
Janet, Sarah.

460
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,724
Oh, um, I think a large bird

461
00:18:29,726 --> 00:18:32,144
may have pooped in
my office wastebasket,

462
00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:34,946
so if someone could clean that up.

463
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:36,950
He has lost his mind.

464
00:18:40,154 --> 00:18:42,307
That man [bleep] in his office.

465
00:18:43,276 --> 00:18:44,823
All right, everybody, you did it,

466
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:45,824
give yourselves a hand.

467
00:18:47,995 --> 00:18:50,762
Don't forget on your way out
to pick up a diploma.

468
00:18:50,764 --> 00:18:53,081
There's a blank spot where
you can write in your name.

469
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,667
Or if you really want,
I can try to figure out

470
00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:57,061
how to do it on the printer.

471
00:18:58,185 --> 00:18:59,087
Let's go, come on.

472
00:19:02,092 --> 00:19:05,677
So, I kinda got in my own head today

473
00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:08,180
and probably could have been cooler.

474
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,182
Yeah, you sucked.

475
00:19:10,184 --> 00:19:12,100
For the record, you did imply

476
00:19:12,102 --> 00:19:14,269
I was a pill-popping workplace predator.

477
00:19:14,271 --> 00:19:15,937
I did, that was awesome.

478
00:19:15,939 --> 00:19:17,105
Hey, ladies.

479
00:19:17,431 --> 00:19:19,024
The guys from the embalming seminar

480
00:19:19,026 --> 00:19:20,775
invited us out for drinks.

481
00:19:20,777 --> 00:19:23,143
They said they could show us
the dead bodies.

482
00:19:23,947 --> 00:19:25,280
I mean, I could get a drink.

483
00:19:25,282 --> 00:19:27,032
Dead bodies? Hell yeah.

484
00:19:27,034 --> 00:19:29,549
I haven't been to a dead body
party since high school.

485
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:30,473
Oh.

486
00:19:30,986 --> 00:19:33,672
The Philippines may be 8,000 miles away,

487
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:35,207
but that isn't stopping
this protest against

488
00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:37,042
its controversial president.

489
00:19:37,357 --> 00:19:39,794
Mateo Liwanag is leading the rally.

490
00:19:39,796 --> 00:19:42,388
Mateo, tell us,
why do you oppose Duterte?

491
00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:47,219
Um, well, "oppose" is,
uh, kind of a strong word.

492
00:19:47,461 --> 00:19:50,881
Uh, I wouldn't say that we "oppose" him.

493
00:19:50,891 --> 00:19:51,476
Right, right.

494
00:19:51,477 --> 00:19:53,892
Yeah, we're... we're just, uh,
spreading awareness,

495
00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:57,812
uh, and information without judgment.

496
00:19:57,814 --> 00:19:58,901
- What?
- Yes.

497
00:19:58,902 --> 00:20:00,649
So the group you started,

498
00:20:00,651 --> 00:20:02,868
the St. Louis Society Against Duterte,

499
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:05,237
is not actually against Duterte?

500
00:20:05,239 --> 00:20:07,205
It's a big tent, you know?

501
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,666
Some of us are pro,
some of us are against.

502
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:11,076
Uh, and some are in the middle.

503
00:20:11,078 --> 00:20:12,410
Yeah, it's complicated, you know?

504
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,894
There's good people on both...
on both sides.

505
00:20:14,895 --> 00:20:15,193
Yeah.

506
00:20:15,194 --> 00:20:17,153
What are you guys talking about?

507
00:20:17,154 --> 00:20:18,334
The guy's a monster.

508
00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:20,697
- No, that's... I don't know...
- I never said "monster."

509
00:20:20,698 --> 00:20:22,921
I mean, that is your opinion.
Yeah, he-he...

510
00:20:22,923 --> 00:20:25,586
Hey, you better watch out, Duterte.

511
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,841
You're a dead man.

512
00:20:26,843 --> 00:20:28,176
When you wake up tomorrow,

513
00:20:28,178 --> 00:20:30,011
you're gonna be in a world of hurt,

514
00:20:30,013 --> 00:20:32,764
'cause this guy right here,
he's a comin' for ya.

515
00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:34,399
Mateo Liwanag.

516
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,101
- And you remember that name...
- Don't...

517
00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:38,103
- Mateo Liwanag.
- That's not my name.

518
00:20:38,105 --> 00:20:39,437
- Ma-te-o.
- And cut.

519
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:43,208
? Arroro mi nino ?

520
00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:46,711
? Arroro mi sol ?

521
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:49,424
You like the baby, you like the baby.

522
00:20:49,425 --> 00:20:50,624
I wouldn't say "like."

523
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,753
Hey, guys.

524
00:20:52,386 --> 00:20:54,052
I'm so sorry I'm late.

525
00:20:54,054 --> 00:20:57,305
I... I got stuck,
but I can take Rose back now.

526
00:20:58,275 --> 00:20:59,975
Come on, baby.

527
00:20:59,977 --> 00:21:01,226
Come on.

528
00:21:01,228 --> 00:21:02,055
Oh.

529
00:21:02,056 --> 00:21:04,396
Oh, thank you for watching her.

530
00:21:04,774 --> 00:21:06,815
Daddy had a big day.

531
00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:11,567
You mean this is...

532
00:21:12,155 --> 00:21:13,872
A crime? Yeah.

533
00:21:14,246 --> 00:21:17,035
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