1 00:00:26,886 --> 00:00:31,093 Do you think that I should keep my bangs growing out long or cut 'em like Amelie style? 2 00:00:31,128 --> 00:00:32,422 Keep 'em growing out, more witchy. 3 00:00:32,524 --> 00:00:33,623 Bangs growing out are witchy? 4 00:00:33,725 --> 00:00:35,158 Yeah, but das a good thing. 5 00:00:35,260 --> 00:00:37,027 Witch shit is fucking hot, dawg. 6 00:00:37,129 --> 00:00:38,628 Hot dog! 7 00:00:38,730 --> 00:00:40,730 So, you're gonna head inside right here, 8 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,165 Judy's gonna be in there to greet you 9 00:00:42,267 --> 00:00:43,833 and help you fill out all your paperwork. 10 00:00:43,936 --> 00:00:46,569 And remember, you are a strong queen. 11 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,605 Your body, your choice. Simple. 12 00:00:48,707 --> 00:00:50,040 Don't go in there! 13 00:00:50,142 --> 00:00:51,074 Don't! 14 00:00:53,812 --> 00:00:55,045 They're God's children. 15 00:00:55,147 --> 00:00:57,547 You're killing the innocent! 16 00:00:57,649 --> 00:00:59,849 You don't know how much you need that! 17 00:01:01,653 --> 00:01:03,987 You need to chill! 18 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:07,157 So what else is witchy? 19 00:01:07,259 --> 00:01:08,858 Clogs, long nails. 20 00:01:08,961 --> 00:01:09,960 Short nails, soup. 21 00:01:10,062 --> 00:01:11,528 Huh. Flutes? 22 00:01:11,630 --> 00:01:13,563 Yas, flutes. 23 00:01:15,233 --> 00:01:17,634 Why are we doing this? 24 00:01:17,736 --> 00:01:20,203 What if they had aborted baby Jesus? 25 00:01:20,305 --> 00:01:22,942 ? Four and three and two and one ? 26 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,235 Sync and corrections by rickSG www.addic7ed.com 27 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,146 How's it going? 28 00:01:30,248 --> 00:01:31,614 Got one? 29 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:33,516 Ooh! 30 00:01:33,618 --> 00:01:36,019 Oh! My man! 31 00:01:37,689 --> 00:01:39,956 Mm. 32 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,124 Abs? 33 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:43,626 Dara, hey. 34 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,161 I was just checking out... Uh, the chair, 35 00:01:45,263 --> 00:01:46,705 making sure the height was right. 36 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,298 Got the cappuccino. 37 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,166 Collated the logos for your 3:00 p.m. 38 00:01:50,268 --> 00:01:52,135 And what about the cat food? 39 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:55,805 Yes, cat food right over here, totally organic. 40 00:01:55,907 --> 00:02:00,043 Also, okay, so I had a couple free hours last night, 41 00:02:00,145 --> 00:02:01,845 I did some mock-ups for the brochures... 42 00:02:01,947 --> 00:02:03,079 What about the kitty litter? 43 00:02:03,181 --> 00:02:04,681 Yeah, I thought I'd put everything over... 44 00:02:04,783 --> 00:02:06,950 - I mean, is it organic? - Is it... 45 00:02:07,052 --> 00:02:10,220 I didn't know that the kitty litter could be organic as well. 46 00:02:10,322 --> 00:02:11,721 Yeah. 47 00:02:11,823 --> 00:02:13,823 Well, I have enough kitty litter for today, 48 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,825 but please pick up some tomorrow. 49 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,127 First thing. 50 00:02:17,229 --> 00:02:19,262 All right! Rock star. 51 00:02:19,364 --> 00:02:20,897 - Hey, Abs? - Ooh, yeah. 52 00:02:20,999 --> 00:02:22,932 Did you get her moccasins back from the cobbler? 53 00:02:23,035 --> 00:02:24,901 Right, so the front pair, 54 00:02:25,003 --> 00:02:26,102 they're still working on the bead work, 55 00:02:26,204 --> 00:02:27,704 rear pair is all done. 56 00:02:27,806 --> 00:02:31,708 Both sets should be finished by the time Amanda's out of the spa weekend. 57 00:02:31,810 --> 00:02:33,009 You know what? 58 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,477 I'm gonna call right now and I'm gonna be like, 59 00:02:34,579 --> 00:02:36,146 hey, guys, get your shit together. 60 00:02:36,248 --> 00:02:37,580 Thank you. 61 00:02:37,682 --> 00:02:39,215 I love my new job. 62 00:02:43,822 --> 00:02:45,155 Mm. 63 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:49,225 ? Bye-bye to the prim and the proper ? 64 00:02:49,327 --> 00:02:51,494 ? Bye-bye to the pink and the posture ? 65 00:02:51,596 --> 00:02:52,996 ? Ay yi yi ? 66 00:02:53,098 --> 00:02:55,665 ? Bye-bye to everything in time ?? 67 00:02:55,988 --> 00:02:58,708 _ 68 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,406 Hello? 69 00:03:03,508 --> 00:03:07,077 Hey, I've got a package here for Abbi Abrams at "Soul-stice," 70 00:03:07,179 --> 00:03:09,746 but they're telling me you don't work here anymore, yo. 71 00:03:09,848 --> 00:03:13,283 Um, yeah. No, I... I'm at a new job. 72 00:03:13,385 --> 00:03:16,319 It must have been shipped to my default address. 73 00:03:16,421 --> 00:03:18,521 Is there any way that you could ship it to my new address? 74 00:03:18,623 --> 00:03:20,723 Nah, I could have it destroyed or taken 75 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:23,093 to our distribution center on North Brother Island. 76 00:03:23,195 --> 00:03:25,562 No, no, no, no, no, please don't do that, um... 77 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,964 You know what? Leave it, leave it, I will come and get it. 78 00:03:28,066 --> 00:03:29,799 - Okay. - Great. 79 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,605 What up, my fellow Ashkenazi Jew? 80 00:03:35,707 --> 00:03:36,673 Emergency, dude. 81 00:03:36,775 --> 00:03:39,142 Okay, so I accidentally sent a package 82 00:03:39,244 --> 00:03:40,910 to Soulstice. 83 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,545 - Ooh. - I know. 84 00:03:42,647 --> 00:03:46,349 Can you do me a huge, huge favor and go pick it up for me? 85 00:03:46,451 --> 00:03:48,118 I can't go back there. 86 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:51,187 Why not? 'Cause you crushed Trey and fully disrespected his existence? 87 00:03:51,289 --> 00:03:54,190 Or because you staged your own Publisher's Clearinghouse at the gym? 88 00:03:54,292 --> 00:03:56,292 Uh, it was Powerball, but both. 89 00:03:56,394 --> 00:03:57,994 Oh, right. 90 00:03:58,096 --> 00:04:00,930 Are you eating a baked potato? 91 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:03,800 Well, it's cut in half, so it's a lunch potato and a dinner potato. 92 00:04:03,902 --> 00:04:05,168 Mmm. 93 00:04:05,270 --> 00:04:07,837 Anyway, I would go to Soulstice, but I can't. 94 00:04:07,939 --> 00:04:10,106 I have that interview, finally, that Jaime hooked me up with. 95 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,975 So freakin' broke, dude. 96 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:13,409 So broke! 97 00:04:13,512 --> 00:04:17,213 I guess I could make up a lie and get out of work. 98 00:04:17,315 --> 00:04:18,826 Well, good luck, m' witch. 99 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,068 Keep me posted. 100 00:04:20,103 --> 00:04:21,429 Bye. 101 00:04:32,364 --> 00:04:33,296 Hey, Dara. 102 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,064 Um... 103 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:37,500 I just found out my parents are getting divorced. 104 00:04:37,602 --> 00:04:38,801 Wow. 105 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,403 Yeah, um... 106 00:04:40,505 --> 00:04:42,105 Yeah, I... 107 00:04:42,207 --> 00:04:46,042 I think I need to take an emergency therapy session today. 108 00:04:46,144 --> 00:04:47,977 Oh, like, now? 109 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,779 - Yeah, today. - All right. 110 00:04:49,881 --> 00:04:52,282 - You go, take care of this. - Thank you. 111 00:04:52,384 --> 00:04:55,919 Thank you for being so honest about your need for mental help. 112 00:04:56,021 --> 00:04:58,021 Okay, great. 113 00:05:00,192 --> 00:05:02,125 ?? 114 00:05:06,498 --> 00:05:07,730 Hello. 115 00:05:07,832 --> 00:05:10,333 We're not open. Get out. 116 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:11,601 My name is Ilana Wexler. 117 00:05:11,703 --> 00:05:14,070 I have an interview about the waitressing job. 118 00:05:14,172 --> 00:05:16,472 Oh, you're friends with the little Guatemalan boy. 119 00:05:16,575 --> 00:05:18,554 What are you, five-two? 120 00:05:25,217 --> 00:05:26,849 Okay. 121 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:30,715 So you waited tables in... Long Island? 122 00:05:30,850 --> 00:05:34,557 Yes, but Dumper's Post was way more sophisticated than it sounds. 123 00:05:34,659 --> 00:05:37,665 I also served at the Golden Heirloom, a home for the elderly. 124 00:05:37,826 --> 00:05:39,596 I would birdfeed them tapioca. 125 00:05:39,698 --> 00:05:41,397 Wait, stop. Listen... 126 00:05:41,499 --> 00:05:44,934 The only way to make it in the world of Manhattan restauranteries 127 00:05:45,036 --> 00:05:46,869 is to be a Kween of Mean. 128 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,972 And I can already tell, you don't have it. 129 00:05:49,074 --> 00:05:52,575 Look, why don't you go work in a Connecticut Muffin, honey. 130 00:05:52,677 --> 00:05:53,354 Oh, no. 131 00:05:53,518 --> 00:05:56,579 And when you turn into a Conneti fucking muffin, 132 00:05:56,681 --> 00:05:59,720 you can come back to Sushi Mambeaux, okay? 133 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,118 Great. 134 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:03,586 Be gone. Get your shit. 135 00:06:03,688 --> 00:06:04,687 Okay, all right. 136 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:14,731 You know what? 137 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,733 You're a general manager at a restaurant 138 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,568 with a B health grade, 139 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:22,138 so maybe you wanna drop the fucking attitude. 140 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:25,875 And just because "Sex & the City" filmed here 25 years ago one time, 141 00:06:25,977 --> 00:06:27,610 doesn't mean that I need this, 142 00:06:27,712 --> 00:06:31,113 so fuck you and your Manhattan restauranteries. 143 00:06:33,952 --> 00:06:35,218 You're hired. 144 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:39,055 Just get in and get out. 145 00:06:39,157 --> 00:06:40,323 Hey, um... 146 00:06:40,425 --> 00:06:41,791 I'm looking for a package. 147 00:06:41,893 --> 00:06:43,626 This isn't a post office. 148 00:06:43,728 --> 00:06:45,595 This is a gym for people to work out. 149 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:49,299 Yeah, I know what a gym is. 150 00:06:52,337 --> 00:06:54,270 Can you just look for a package for Abbi? 151 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:57,240 I used to work here. My name is Abbi Abrams. 152 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,577 Piece of work. 153 00:07:00,679 --> 00:07:03,947 No, I wouldn't recommend steroids for you yet. 154 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,844 But... We'll see where we wanna go. 155 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:08,718 You wanna get really big, where you can lift a dancer, 156 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:11,262 - we might think about it. - Okay. 157 00:07:11,990 --> 00:07:13,390 Nice grip, Shania. 158 00:07:13,492 --> 00:07:16,193 You're getting strong. Forearm's good. 159 00:07:16,295 --> 00:07:17,844 Shania Twain! 160 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,693 - Hey. - Ilana, it's me. 161 00:07:23,795 --> 00:07:25,128 Okay, I'm at Soulstice, 162 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:28,198 and you will never guess who is training here today. 163 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:32,569 Canadian queen of country pop, Shania Twain, dude! 164 00:07:32,671 --> 00:07:33,737 Okay, cool. 165 00:07:35,407 --> 00:07:38,174 Ilana. 166 00:07:38,277 --> 00:07:39,609 Yes? 167 00:07:39,711 --> 00:07:42,045 Hey, I think you have bad service, 'cause it just... 168 00:07:42,147 --> 00:07:43,413 No, I... I hung up on you. 169 00:07:43,515 --> 00:07:45,549 Dude, you cannot keep lying about this Shania shit. 170 00:07:45,651 --> 00:07:47,284 It's getting weird. 171 00:07:47,386 --> 00:07:49,619 She is here. I just saw her. 172 00:07:49,721 --> 00:07:51,221 Abbi, you're a fucking liar. 173 00:07:51,323 --> 00:07:53,323 Whoa, Ilana, Jesus. 174 00:07:53,425 --> 00:07:55,859 Sorry, I'm training for my new job as a bitch waitress, 175 00:07:55,961 --> 00:07:57,260 and I'm getting really good at it. 176 00:07:57,362 --> 00:07:59,696 But listen, you lied to quit Soulstice, 177 00:07:59,798 --> 00:08:01,498 you lied to get out of work today, 178 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,601 and your most egregious lie was Shania, 'cause that was to me. 179 00:08:04,703 --> 00:08:07,170 You're my pretty little liar and that's the truth. 180 00:08:07,272 --> 00:08:09,105 Okay, well, you know what? 181 00:08:09,207 --> 00:08:10,407 I'm gonna prove it to you. 182 00:08:10,509 --> 00:08:11,575 I'm going back in. 183 00:08:11,677 --> 00:08:13,476 I hope you mean go to therapy, 184 00:08:13,579 --> 00:08:14,878 'cause this lie is getting tragic. 185 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:15,879 Love you. 186 00:08:15,981 --> 00:08:17,247 Yeah, I love you, too! 187 00:08:17,349 --> 00:08:18,248 God. 188 00:08:18,350 --> 00:08:21,284 This is so hard. 189 00:08:21,386 --> 00:08:22,986 Okay, we're just warming up your wrist, Shania. 190 00:08:23,088 --> 00:08:24,220 You got this, all right? 191 00:08:24,323 --> 00:08:25,388 Okay, okay, okay... 192 00:08:25,490 --> 00:08:27,657 Ow, ow, ow, ow! My wrist, my wrist, my wrist! 193 00:08:27,759 --> 00:08:29,426 Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on over here? 194 00:08:29,528 --> 00:08:34,631 This lady was trying to take a picture of Shania. 195 00:08:34,733 --> 00:08:36,366 Oh. 196 00:08:37,569 --> 00:08:38,902 At ease, Maria. 197 00:08:39,004 --> 00:08:40,403 Thanks. 198 00:08:40,505 --> 00:08:42,472 - Shania, take five. - How about 15? 199 00:08:42,574 --> 00:08:44,074 I'm gonna hit the smoothie bar. 200 00:08:44,176 --> 00:08:47,010 ? Man, I feel like a smoothie ? 201 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:49,579 Okay, Trey, I can explain what's happening. 202 00:08:49,681 --> 00:08:51,648 No, I know why you're here. 203 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,083 Closure. 204 00:08:53,185 --> 00:08:54,684 You came to talk about what happened with us. 205 00:08:54,786 --> 00:08:59,489 No, I... I accidentally sent a package to the front desk. 206 00:08:59,591 --> 00:09:01,157 - Yeah. - Oh. 207 00:09:01,259 --> 00:09:04,394 But, Trey, I texted you a bunch of times and you didn't respond, 208 00:09:04,496 --> 00:09:07,864 so I just figured that you did not want to see me again. 209 00:09:07,966 --> 00:09:10,500 I just wasn't ready to talk yet. 210 00:09:10,602 --> 00:09:14,704 But before I knew it, you quit 'cause you "won Powerball." 211 00:09:16,141 --> 00:09:18,675 I didn't win Powerball. 212 00:09:18,777 --> 00:09:20,910 Yeah, I know, that's why I did this. 213 00:09:21,013 --> 00:09:22,278 They're called air quotes. 214 00:09:22,381 --> 00:09:23,513 Does everybody know? 215 00:09:23,615 --> 00:09:25,782 I think so, air quotes are pretty big now. 216 00:09:25,884 --> 00:09:29,786 Okay, well, listen, I'm... I'm trying to be a better person now 217 00:09:29,888 --> 00:09:32,522 and that's why, actually, I was taking the secret pics of Shania. 218 00:09:32,624 --> 00:09:35,492 Oh, Abbi, I think that headlock really messed you up. 219 00:09:35,594 --> 00:09:37,160 No, okay. 220 00:09:37,262 --> 00:09:40,730 I have been lying about training Shania Twain for, like, years. 221 00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:43,466 And I was just trying to prove that she was here 222 00:09:43,568 --> 00:09:45,869 and then it would be true or something, I don't know. 223 00:09:45,971 --> 00:09:48,138 I mean, just let me take one pic. 224 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,372 Abbi! 225 00:09:49,474 --> 00:09:51,307 Okay, Trey, just listen. 226 00:09:51,410 --> 00:09:54,010 Let me... 227 00:09:54,112 --> 00:09:55,545 train her with you, okay? 228 00:09:55,647 --> 00:09:56,880 I could be your Goose. 229 00:09:56,982 --> 00:09:59,549 Do not bring up "Top Gun" right now. 230 00:09:59,651 --> 00:10:02,252 I need to be honest now. Let me... 231 00:10:02,354 --> 00:10:04,754 Just let me do this, please. 232 00:10:08,293 --> 00:10:10,360 I can't believe I'm saying this, 233 00:10:10,462 --> 00:10:13,863 but okay, you can train her with me. 234 00:10:13,965 --> 00:10:17,567 But I gotta warn you, she has a naturally gorgeous body, 235 00:10:17,669 --> 00:10:20,236 incredible genes, so she does not like to work out. 236 00:10:20,338 --> 00:10:23,206 It is a real challenge. 237 00:10:23,308 --> 00:10:26,776 I knew "Top Gun" would work. 238 00:10:26,878 --> 00:10:30,447 Don't expect anyone to learn your name. 239 00:10:30,549 --> 00:10:31,681 That's Parker. 240 00:10:31,783 --> 00:10:33,249 I call him Mini-Me, 241 00:10:33,351 --> 00:10:36,019 because he wants to be me so bad. 242 00:10:36,121 --> 00:10:39,477 That's Kara. I call her The Wall. Drake texts her. 243 00:10:39,691 --> 00:10:41,491 She doesn't text back. 244 00:10:41,593 --> 00:10:42,592 That's Owen. 245 00:10:42,694 --> 00:10:43,960 I call him Valtrex. 246 00:10:44,062 --> 00:10:45,261 He has herpes. 247 00:10:45,363 --> 00:10:46,930 No shade, most people have herpes. 248 00:10:47,032 --> 00:10:48,198 That's Brenda. 249 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:50,533 She doesn't have a nickname, wouldn't allow it. 250 00:10:50,635 --> 00:10:53,203 Seniority. She came with the building. 251 00:10:53,305 --> 00:10:57,741 So if you're the right fit, your nickname will find you. 252 00:10:57,843 --> 00:11:01,244 I'm putting you in section eight tonight. 253 00:11:01,346 --> 00:11:04,214 And one last thing. 254 00:11:04,316 --> 00:11:05,782 Don't fuck it up. 255 00:11:07,319 --> 00:11:10,754 You got it. You got it, man. 256 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:17,794 - Hey, Shania, this is... - Abbi. 257 00:11:21,633 --> 00:11:24,200 Hi... Shania Twain. 258 00:11:24,302 --> 00:11:25,602 Hi. 259 00:11:25,704 --> 00:11:27,537 You have no idea how many times 260 00:11:27,639 --> 00:11:29,305 I have said that this has happened. 261 00:11:29,407 --> 00:11:30,974 Okay! Let's work out. 262 00:11:31,076 --> 00:11:32,861 All right? Let's go, girls. 263 00:11:33,412 --> 00:11:34,811 All right, strong core, nice. 264 00:11:34,913 --> 00:11:36,213 Mm-hmm. 265 00:11:36,315 --> 00:11:38,114 Great, you look... It looks great, Shania. 266 00:11:38,217 --> 00:11:39,816 Great. Keep those hips back. Nice. 267 00:11:39,918 --> 00:11:42,085 Can we stop? 268 00:11:42,187 --> 00:11:45,188 I just... Honestly, I want to go home and watch "Friends." 269 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:47,457 - Oh, I love "Friends." - Oh, I love "Friends." 270 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:49,392 I'm such a Chandler. 271 00:11:49,495 --> 00:11:51,094 - I'm such a Ross. - Total Rachel. 272 00:11:51,196 --> 00:11:52,796 A little Gunther, also. 273 00:11:52,898 --> 00:11:54,211 Oh, I'm a little bit Phoebe. 274 00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:57,701 Trey, you have to do the Ross impression. 275 00:11:57,803 --> 00:11:58,768 - No... - Please. 276 00:11:58,871 --> 00:12:00,803 - No. - Come on, I wanna see it. 277 00:12:00,838 --> 00:12:03,006 If you do it, I'll do the climber. 278 00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:07,177 Uh, uh, uh, uh... 279 00:12:07,279 --> 00:12:08,440 Fine by me! 280 00:12:08,475 --> 00:12:10,213 Ha ha! 281 00:12:11,124 --> 00:12:12,048 You know what? 282 00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:14,885 You owe me a stair climber, so let's move, okay? 283 00:12:14,987 --> 00:12:16,419 Yeah, you owe us a climber! 284 00:12:16,522 --> 00:12:17,420 Come on. 285 00:12:18,657 --> 00:12:20,257 What's the petit uni? 286 00:12:20,359 --> 00:12:21,181 Oh. 287 00:12:21,257 --> 00:12:23,827 If you have to ask, it's probably not for you-ni. 288 00:12:23,929 --> 00:12:27,430 No, I know. 289 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:29,032 We'll have eight. 290 00:12:29,134 --> 00:12:31,301 I'm so sorry, we do not accept Medicaid. 291 00:12:31,403 --> 00:12:32,969 How dare you?! 292 00:12:33,071 --> 00:12:35,272 We want your most expensive entrees. 293 00:12:35,374 --> 00:12:38,341 Did you two take the bridge or the tunnel to get here today? 294 00:12:38,443 --> 00:12:39,309 Ugh! 295 00:12:39,411 --> 00:12:41,311 My dad owns H&M. 296 00:12:41,413 --> 00:12:43,818 We'll take one of everything, you whore. 297 00:12:44,445 --> 00:12:46,149 Played you, bitch. 298 00:12:49,871 --> 00:12:51,724 Mmm, oh, God, what are you doing? 299 00:12:51,725 --> 00:12:52,761 This isn't you! 300 00:12:52,762 --> 00:12:55,004 You lift people up, you don't tear them down! 301 00:12:57,348 --> 00:12:58,489 Hm. 302 00:12:59,873 --> 00:13:00,843 Right. 303 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,963 Yeah. 304 00:13:03,268 --> 00:13:05,535 Yeah, that's right! 305 00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:11,074 Marcel, um... 306 00:13:11,176 --> 00:13:13,076 I'm really struggling to be mean. 307 00:13:13,178 --> 00:13:14,511 This just isn't me. 308 00:13:14,613 --> 00:13:16,012 Wow. 309 00:13:16,114 --> 00:13:18,448 I... I have to quit. 310 00:13:20,118 --> 00:13:21,351 Oh, you dropped your scarf. 311 00:13:21,453 --> 00:13:22,419 Oh, my old knees. 312 00:13:24,156 --> 00:13:27,290 Brenda, oh, my God, I'm so sorry! 313 00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:28,458 Don't touch me! 314 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,694 Oh, why, why? 315 00:13:30,796 --> 00:13:32,963 Why me?! 316 00:13:33,065 --> 00:13:34,264 Oh! 317 00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:36,333 Brenda, I'm so sorry! 318 00:13:36,435 --> 00:13:39,369 You did it on purpose, you bitch! 319 00:13:43,008 --> 00:13:44,674 You almost had me fooled. 320 00:13:44,776 --> 00:13:47,077 Marcel, no, it was an accident, obviously. 321 00:13:47,179 --> 00:13:49,079 Doing bodily harm... 322 00:13:49,181 --> 00:13:51,348 Please... Come on, I didn't... Not... 323 00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:53,650 You a regular Tonya Harding. 324 00:13:53,752 --> 00:13:56,286 I think we found your nickname. 325 00:13:56,388 --> 00:13:57,621 Oh! 326 00:13:57,723 --> 00:13:59,389 Other Tonya. 327 00:13:59,491 --> 00:14:01,524 - Perfect. - Get away from me. 328 00:14:01,627 --> 00:14:05,028 Strap on your strap-on, lace up your skates, 329 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:07,931 'cause it's time to dance. 330 00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:10,009 I'm upgrading you... 331 00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:13,236 to section two. 332 00:14:13,338 --> 00:14:15,171 Fine, I'm in. 333 00:14:15,273 --> 00:14:18,608 But this time... 334 00:14:18,710 --> 00:14:20,910 I'm doing it my way. 335 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,397 All right, we're gonna finish up with some bungee flies. 336 00:14:24,499 --> 00:14:25,865 - You wanna demo? - Yeah, okay. 337 00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:28,601 Step in, step in. 338 00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:30,903 You kinda do a little squat here. 339 00:14:31,005 --> 00:14:32,004 Uhh! 340 00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:34,040 And you just crunch it up like this. 341 00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:35,908 Full body... 342 00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:36,942 Abbi, you know what? 343 00:14:37,045 --> 00:14:38,944 Let me do that. Let's switch up. 344 00:14:39,047 --> 00:14:42,682 I just think seeing it from this angle might be, a little bit, ahem, safer. 345 00:14:42,784 --> 00:14:45,384 So you're gonna keep your feet shoulder width apart. 346 00:14:45,486 --> 00:14:47,119 Squeeze your arms together. 347 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,988 Really squeezing that chest, okay? 348 00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:50,890 Squeeze and hold. 349 00:14:50,992 --> 00:14:52,692 Squeeze and hold. 350 00:14:52,794 --> 00:14:54,093 Get some blood flowing. 351 00:14:54,195 --> 00:14:55,561 Nice and fast then. 352 00:14:55,663 --> 00:14:57,063 - You feel it? - I feel it. 353 00:14:57,165 --> 00:14:58,130 - You feel that pump? - I feel it. 354 00:14:58,232 --> 00:14:59,899 - Oh, Shania! Hey! - Shania! 355 00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:01,038 - Shania... - Twain. 356 00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:03,002 We're gonna cool down. Ready for a cool-down? 357 00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:04,036 - Stretch. - Yeah? 358 00:15:04,138 --> 00:15:06,038 - And be cool. - Yeah, let's stretch you out. 359 00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:08,474 We're gonna do an assisted scorpion stretch, so why don't you hop on the mat? 360 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:10,386 I forgot how to do that. 361 00:15:10,845 --> 00:15:12,712 Why don't the two of you show me? 362 00:15:12,814 --> 00:15:15,381 Sure. Um, Abbi, you wanna... 363 00:15:15,483 --> 00:15:18,551 hop on the mat there, and I'll just stretch you out. 364 00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:20,686 Just totally... 365 00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:22,822 Okay. Um... 366 00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:25,086 I know that's your go-to, but it's actually on your back. 367 00:15:25,121 --> 00:15:26,025 Totally. 368 00:15:26,127 --> 00:15:28,327 So you're gonna get down on your back, face up. 369 00:15:28,429 --> 00:15:29,662 On your back, on your back. 370 00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:31,864 We're just gonna do a nice stretch of your hamstrings 371 00:15:31,966 --> 00:15:34,567 and your glutes, so just... 372 00:15:34,669 --> 00:15:36,502 You're gonna want to breathe into the stretch. 373 00:15:36,604 --> 00:15:37,737 Breathe in deep. 374 00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:38,838 - You feel that? - Yeah, I feel it. 375 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:41,774 Okay. Okay. 376 00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:43,009 Okay. 377 00:15:43,111 --> 00:15:44,277 - Is that good? - Yeah, that's good. 378 00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:46,512 - Hot. - Oh, my gosh, Shania, Shania! 379 00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:47,547 Okay. 380 00:15:47,649 --> 00:15:49,382 I'm just gonna go use the bathroom 381 00:15:49,484 --> 00:15:50,650 and I'll be right back, okay? 382 00:15:50,752 --> 00:15:51,684 BRB. 383 00:15:51,786 --> 00:15:53,719 - Uh, Shania, let's, uh... - Let's dish. 384 00:15:53,821 --> 00:15:55,721 Oh, okay. 385 00:15:58,393 --> 00:16:02,929 So, what's going on between you two co-eds anyway? 386 00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:04,330 What do you mean? 387 00:16:04,432 --> 00:16:05,631 I mean sex. 388 00:16:05,733 --> 00:16:07,600 Not all Canadians are prudes, you know. 389 00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:09,168 Yeah. 390 00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:13,039 Okay, we had a thing, for sure, but it's... it's over. 391 00:16:13,141 --> 00:16:14,774 You're lying. 392 00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:16,442 - What? - I can tell. 393 00:16:16,544 --> 00:16:21,013 Listen, I'm a maker of love songs, a chanteuse. 394 00:16:21,115 --> 00:16:24,917 I can smell that there's chemistry between you guys. 395 00:16:25,019 --> 00:16:27,687 When there's a spark, you gotta ride it. 396 00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:29,422 Yeah. 397 00:16:29,524 --> 00:16:31,657 Damn, that's a good lyric. 398 00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:39,599 ? When there's a spark, you gotta ride it ? 399 00:16:39,701 --> 00:16:43,970 ? Oh, when you're in love, don't hide it ? 400 00:16:44,072 --> 00:16:46,639 ? Ooh! ? 401 00:16:46,741 --> 00:16:48,407 Fuck, I'm good. 402 00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:55,948 - Trey. - Abbi... 403 00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:58,050 Um... 404 00:16:58,152 --> 00:16:59,318 Say it. 405 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:00,720 Abbi, we can't do this again. 406 00:17:00,822 --> 00:17:03,089 Say it, Trey. Just say it once. 407 00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:06,080 Bazinga. 408 00:17:10,431 --> 00:17:13,032 You're a good witch, not a bad witch. 409 00:17:13,134 --> 00:17:15,368 Can I interest anybody in a cognake? 410 00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:17,737 This is a cognac and sake cocktail. 411 00:17:17,839 --> 00:17:18,971 Is it good? 412 00:17:19,073 --> 00:17:20,940 Your eyes are stunning. 413 00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:22,708 Oh! 414 00:17:22,810 --> 00:17:23,776 I'll take it. 415 00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:25,444 With that body, please. 416 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:27,380 You could use a little more cushion for the pushin'. 417 00:17:27,482 --> 00:17:28,648 You're right. 418 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:30,483 We'll have three wasabi soufflés. 419 00:17:30,585 --> 00:17:32,718 What y'all gonna have? 420 00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,887 Ah, bon soir. 421 00:17:36,257 --> 00:17:38,624 Are you guys high on weed? 422 00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:43,629 I'm getting you 17 spicy escargot wontons, stat. 423 00:17:43,731 --> 00:17:46,399 Thank you so much, Tim Foil. 424 00:17:50,938 --> 00:17:52,738 I don't like what the new girl's done with this space. 425 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,006 We gotta go somewhere else. 426 00:17:54,108 --> 00:17:55,007 I'm... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Trey. 427 00:17:55,109 --> 00:17:56,042 - Okay, okay. - Yeah. Okay. 428 00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:57,076 - All right. - All right. 429 00:18:01,215 --> 00:18:02,682 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 430 00:18:02,784 --> 00:18:04,550 This is triggering, we gotta go somewhere else, this is gross. 431 00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:06,152 - Oh, okay. Okay. - All right. 432 00:18:06,254 --> 00:18:07,186 Oh. 433 00:18:07,288 --> 00:18:09,655 Well, Other Tonya, 434 00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:12,391 looks like you skipped the gold and went straight for the green. 435 00:18:12,493 --> 00:18:13,793 I didn't even have to be mean. 436 00:18:13,895 --> 00:18:15,928 I made $800. 437 00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,734 I'm off to bring the leftover food 438 00:18:21,836 --> 00:18:23,869 to the homeless of New York City. 439 00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:26,706 Marcel, that's unbelievable, that is so sweet. 440 00:18:26,808 --> 00:18:28,007 J-K, Miss Thing. 441 00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:30,142 I'm going to a party at Andy Cohen's place. 442 00:18:30,244 --> 00:18:31,485 See you hookers tomorrow. 443 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,611 Bye, Marcel. 444 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,513 Good night, Dad. 445 00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:37,883 What'd you say? 446 00:18:37,985 --> 00:18:40,052 Well, the reason why I took this job 447 00:18:40,154 --> 00:18:43,956 was because I wanted to reconnect with my fa... 448 00:18:44,058 --> 00:18:45,658 Bye, guys. Taxi! 449 00:18:53,267 --> 00:18:56,969 ? They said I bet... ? 450 00:18:57,071 --> 00:18:58,771 Oh! Ow, ow, ow! Oh, my dick! 451 00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,773 Oh, ow. I think I broke my dick. 452 00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:03,209 Okay. Okay, uh, uh, Shania! 453 00:19:03,311 --> 00:19:05,711 You call... Can you call 9-1-1? 454 00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:08,547 Yeah, his dick is definitely broken. 455 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:09,815 I'll figure it out. 456 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:12,551 It's your standard penile fracture. 457 00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:13,886 We may have to operate. 458 00:19:13,988 --> 00:19:15,187 Sorry, man. 459 00:19:15,289 --> 00:19:16,155 Ma'am? 460 00:19:16,257 --> 00:19:17,823 No, no, I said man. 461 00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:19,792 Oh. Okay, cool, thanks, Doctor. 462 00:19:19,894 --> 00:19:21,861 Oh, I'm not a doctor. 463 00:19:21,963 --> 00:19:24,830 Okay. 464 00:19:26,801 --> 00:19:28,134 Trey, I am so, so sorry. 465 00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:30,236 No, come on, it's not your fault. 466 00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:33,239 No, I shouldn't have come in today, this was a mistake. 467 00:19:33,341 --> 00:19:34,840 Are you kidding? 468 00:19:34,942 --> 00:19:36,442 I'm so glad you came back. 469 00:19:36,544 --> 00:19:37,543 Yeah? 470 00:19:37,645 --> 00:19:39,145 We should have kept it like this, you know? 471 00:19:39,247 --> 00:19:40,746 Physical. 472 00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,782 Yeah, well, when there's a spark, you gotta ride it. 473 00:19:42,884 --> 00:19:44,683 I mean, who knows? 474 00:19:44,786 --> 00:19:46,819 I think we do know, Abbi. 475 00:19:46,921 --> 00:19:49,521 I mean, you're not the relationship type, right? 476 00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,426 Yeah, totally. 477 00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:54,493 Yeah. 478 00:19:54,595 --> 00:19:56,162 You're single Abbi, and that's cool. 479 00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:58,297 Independent woman. 480 00:19:58,399 --> 00:20:00,132 Respect, mad respect. 481 00:20:00,234 --> 00:20:01,901 Yeah. 482 00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:03,302 Good-bye, Abbi. 483 00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:04,703 Bye, Trey. 484 00:20:11,112 --> 00:20:13,212 Wheel me off. 485 00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:21,253 - Hey. - Hey. 486 00:20:22,168 --> 00:20:24,156 Mike? Mike. 487 00:20:24,258 --> 00:20:25,791 Yeah. 488 00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:28,994 - Let me get your number. - Okay. 489 00:20:29,096 --> 00:20:31,664 'Cause I am a relationship gal. 490 00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:33,012 Fully. 491 00:20:34,163 --> 00:20:37,898 So this is Shania and I doing partner-heel taps. 492 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,700 This one is Shania's feet under the bathroom stall. 493 00:20:40,802 --> 00:20:42,335 She wasn't even peeing. 494 00:20:42,437 --> 00:20:44,337 She was just watching an episode of "Scandal." 495 00:20:44,439 --> 00:20:46,873 Congratulations. You trained Shania. 496 00:20:46,975 --> 00:20:48,341 I know. 497 00:20:48,443 --> 00:20:53,313 I'm really feeling like honesty is the best policy. 498 00:20:53,415 --> 00:20:56,816 It's the foundation of any long-term relationship, you know? 499 00:20:56,919 --> 00:20:58,151 Ours? 500 00:20:58,253 --> 00:21:00,420 Yeah, totally. 501 00:21:00,522 --> 00:21:02,289 But I was talking about Mike and I. 502 00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:03,623 Who? 503 00:21:03,725 --> 00:21:07,060 Mike, the paramedic I met tonight, who I'm now dating. 504 00:21:07,162 --> 00:21:10,096 - Total... Totally. - Yeah. 505 00:21:10,199 --> 00:21:11,464 You know, I am pretty impressed 506 00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:14,868 what a four-year supply of Plan B yields. 507 00:21:14,970 --> 00:21:16,469 - You need it, we have it. - Incredible. 508 00:21:16,572 --> 00:21:18,104 If I need it, we have it. 509 00:21:18,207 --> 00:21:20,941 And if we ever have any other female friends, 510 00:21:21,043 --> 00:21:22,814 we will give it to them. It's available to them. 511 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:24,215 Yeah.