1 00:00:00,516 --> 00:00:02,301 Sir, you wanted to see me? 2 00:00:02,344 --> 00:00:03,626 Yes, I have an assignment for you. 3 00:00:03,650 --> 00:00:04,888 I'm afraid it's not a pleasant one. 4 00:00:04,912 --> 00:00:06,653 Oh, my God. Please tell me it's not... 5 00:00:06,696 --> 00:00:09,133 Yes, it's Hitchcock related. 6 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:10,483 Son of a bitch. 7 00:00:10,526 --> 00:00:12,267 Detective Hitchcock is set to testify 8 00:00:12,311 --> 00:00:13,268 in court this afternoon. 9 00:00:13,312 --> 00:00:14,661 It's an important case, 10 00:00:14,704 --> 00:00:16,576 and I'd rather not get another call from the DA 11 00:00:16,619 --> 00:00:19,535 saying he showed up "covered in condiments." 12 00:00:19,579 --> 00:00:21,015 So you want me to keep Hitchcock 13 00:00:21,058 --> 00:00:23,365 from spilling on himself for the rest of the day? 14 00:00:23,409 --> 00:00:24,671 We both know that's impossible. 15 00:00:24,714 --> 00:00:26,455 - I'm counting on you. - I won't do it. 16 00:00:26,499 --> 00:00:29,066 - There's nobody else I trust. - What you're asking is insane. 17 00:00:29,110 --> 00:00:31,504 - I'm not asking. - It's a suicide mission! 18 00:00:31,547 --> 00:00:33,351 - Then prepare for death. - You've lost your mind! 19 00:00:33,375 --> 00:00:35,769 This is a direct order, Detective! Get in line! 20 00:00:35,812 --> 00:00:37,727 Hey. You guys startled Hitchcock. 21 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:40,462 He spilled two full jars of spaghetti sauce on himself. 22 00:00:40,530 --> 00:00:41,805 Thanks a lot, fellas. 23 00:00:41,915 --> 00:00:46,876 CREDITS 24 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:04,450 Ames, super important question. 25 00:01:04,493 --> 00:01:06,079 Which one of these shirts should I wear to dinner 26 00:01:06,103 --> 00:01:08,212 - with your mom tonight? - Those are exactly the same. 27 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:09,542 I have a signature look, Rosa. 28 00:01:09,585 --> 00:01:11,021 Put on a T-shirt for all I care. 29 00:01:11,065 --> 00:01:12,259 It doesn't matter what you wear. 30 00:01:12,283 --> 00:01:13,502 Of course it matters. 31 00:01:13,546 --> 00:01:15,025 He has to wear the smaller checks. 32 00:01:15,069 --> 00:01:17,680 Big checks wash him out. Where are you, Amy? 33 00:01:17,724 --> 00:01:20,161 It doesn't matter, because the night is already ruined. 34 00:01:20,204 --> 00:01:21,467 My stupid mother invited 35 00:01:21,510 --> 00:01:23,382 my stupid brother David to join us. 36 00:01:23,425 --> 00:01:24,446 I thought you liked your brothers. 37 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:25,819 I have seven brothers, Rosa, 38 00:01:25,862 --> 00:01:27,864 and I like all of them except David. 39 00:01:27,908 --> 00:01:28,996 Perfect David. 40 00:01:29,039 --> 00:01:30,408 David graduated at the top of his class 41 00:01:30,432 --> 00:01:31,694 at the police academy. 42 00:01:31,738 --> 00:01:33,098 David took a bullet for the mayor. 43 00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:34,610 David bakes his own bread. 44 00:01:34,654 --> 00:01:36,525 Ooh, and does this David have a sister? 45 00:01:36,569 --> 00:01:38,701 - Yes. Amy is his sister. - And what's her deal? 46 00:01:38,745 --> 00:01:40,070 You were at the wedding, Hitchcock. 47 00:01:40,094 --> 00:01:41,704 I'm just gonna call and cancel. 48 00:01:41,748 --> 00:01:42,942 I really don't want to have dinner with my mom 49 00:01:42,966 --> 00:01:44,707 fawning all over the golden boy. 50 00:01:44,751 --> 00:01:45,858 I'm sure your mom loves you both equally. 51 00:01:45,882 --> 00:01:47,406 No, she definitely doesn't. 52 00:01:47,449 --> 00:01:48,644 My parents arrange the photos of their kids 53 00:01:48,668 --> 00:01:50,147 by who makes them the proudest. 54 00:01:50,191 --> 00:01:52,082 Number one goes on the mantel above the fireplace, 55 00:01:52,106 --> 00:01:53,605 two through four on the piano, and the rest 56 00:01:53,629 --> 00:01:55,239 - are on the staircase. - This is wack. 57 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:56,893 - So David's on the mantel? - Always. 58 00:01:56,937 --> 00:01:58,567 Meanwhile, my picture gathers dust on the piano. 59 00:01:58,591 --> 00:01:59,983 The piano's not that bad. 60 00:02:00,027 --> 00:02:01,526 Nobody in the family even plays, Rosa. 61 00:02:01,550 --> 00:02:02,899 At least people use the stairs. 62 00:02:02,943 --> 00:02:04,901 All right, David is perfect, but so are you. 63 00:02:04,945 --> 00:02:06,749 Let's just go tonight, and I'll be your hype man. 64 00:02:06,773 --> 00:02:08,557 You know how good I am at talking you up. 65 00:02:08,601 --> 00:02:09,819 Here, watch. Hey, Scully. 66 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:12,256 Did you know that Amy is super cool? 67 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,737 No way. Can I get your autograph, ma'am? 68 00:02:14,781 --> 00:02:16,522 - See? - Fine, we'll go. 69 00:02:16,565 --> 00:02:18,480 What, too stuck up for your fans? 70 00:02:18,524 --> 00:02:20,221 Ya friggin' turd! 71 00:02:20,264 --> 00:02:21,614 Hey, Captain, Sarge, 72 00:02:21,657 --> 00:02:23,069 I have a case I want to discuss with you. 73 00:02:23,093 --> 00:02:24,941 You want to talk about work in the break room? 74 00:02:24,965 --> 00:02:27,446 That's highly unorthodox, but I suppose we can give it a try. 75 00:02:27,489 --> 00:02:29,404 Okay, so I have a perp... 76 00:02:29,448 --> 00:02:31,469 I'm sorry, this is insane. Let's talk in my office. 77 00:02:31,493 --> 00:02:33,016 Much better. All right, Boyle, 78 00:02:33,060 --> 00:02:34,472 what's this case you wanted to talk about? 79 00:02:34,496 --> 00:02:36,367 I have a perp, Alfonso Tucker, 80 00:02:36,411 --> 00:02:37,811 transferring into our holding cell. 81 00:02:37,847 --> 00:02:39,936 The guy who was dealing that toxic batch of meth? 82 00:02:39,980 --> 00:02:41,982 Yeah, and he refuses to name his supplier. 83 00:02:42,025 --> 00:02:43,263 I want to send someone into holding, 84 00:02:43,287 --> 00:02:44,593 undercover as a perp, 85 00:02:44,637 --> 00:02:45,594 to see if they can get him to open up. 86 00:02:45,638 --> 00:02:47,161 Why don't you do it? 87 00:02:47,204 --> 00:02:48,965 You're always going on about your acting abilities 88 00:02:48,989 --> 00:02:50,904 and that time you played Annie. 89 00:02:50,947 --> 00:02:53,602 I'm an adult man, Sarge. I didn't play Annie. 90 00:02:53,646 --> 00:02:56,692 I was in "Annie." I played Miss Hannigan. 91 00:02:56,736 --> 00:02:59,129 Unfortunately, Alfonso knows I'm a cop, 92 00:02:59,173 --> 00:03:02,524 so I can't be Maxwell Blaze. 93 00:03:02,568 --> 00:03:04,570 But Terry might be right for the role. 94 00:03:04,613 --> 00:03:06,093 Ooh, that sounds fun. 95 00:03:06,136 --> 00:03:08,530 I love flexing my creative muscles. 96 00:03:08,574 --> 00:03:10,837 In addition to flexing my actual muscles. 97 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,666 - Or I could do it. - What? You hate theater. 98 00:03:13,709 --> 00:03:16,059 You always say acting is just professional lying. 99 00:03:16,103 --> 00:03:18,105 Yes, but this is what the mission calls for, 100 00:03:18,148 --> 00:03:19,541 and I'm good at it. 101 00:03:19,585 --> 00:03:21,108 Kevin and I went to a dinner party 102 00:03:21,151 --> 00:03:24,235 where we played the French parlor game "charades." 103 00:03:24,289 --> 00:03:26,069 I had to act out Elvis Presley. 104 00:03:28,550 --> 00:03:31,292 He's dead now, so I portrayed him as such. 105 00:03:31,335 --> 00:03:32,511 Everyone understood... 106 00:03:32,554 --> 00:03:33,642 Immediately. 107 00:03:33,686 --> 00:03:34,991 You know, a little competition 108 00:03:35,035 --> 00:03:36,534 might bring out the best in both of you. 109 00:03:36,558 --> 00:03:38,212 We'll hold auditions this afternoon. 110 00:03:38,255 --> 00:03:40,519 I'll prepare sides. 111 00:03:40,562 --> 00:03:42,346 Please wear clothes you can move in. 112 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:45,524 Okay, let's get to the table before David gets here. 113 00:03:45,567 --> 00:03:46,873 My mother loves an early bird. 114 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:48,527 Hey, babe, before we go in, 115 00:03:48,570 --> 00:03:50,635 I know I said I was gonna do the whole hype man thing, but... 116 00:03:50,659 --> 00:03:52,008 I know. 117 00:03:52,052 --> 00:03:53,923 I shouldn't compare myself to my brother. 118 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,185 We're all on our own journey. 119 00:03:55,229 --> 00:03:56,685 What? No. Who told you that garbage? 120 00:03:56,709 --> 00:03:57,860 I was gonna say, we need a backup plan 121 00:03:57,884 --> 00:03:59,233 so you can win this thing. 122 00:03:59,276 --> 00:04:00,689 If it starts slipping away, I'll pretend to choke, 123 00:04:00,713 --> 00:04:01,951 and then you give me the Heimlich 124 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,585 and save my life in front of everyone. 125 00:04:03,629 --> 00:04:06,022 Aw, thanks for not trying to make me a better person. 126 00:04:06,066 --> 00:04:07,589 - I love you. - Love you too. 127 00:04:07,633 --> 00:04:09,548 Amy, Jake! 128 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:13,377 David and I both arrived an hour early. 129 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:15,249 We're sharing a French onion. 130 00:04:15,292 --> 00:04:16,555 Mother... 131 00:04:16,598 --> 00:04:18,513 So she's about to jump, and I say, 132 00:04:18,557 --> 00:04:20,863 "Hey, I can't tell you this world is a good place, 133 00:04:20,907 --> 00:04:23,039 but I guarantee you it's better with you in it." 134 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:24,563 And she climbs down off the ledge, 135 00:04:24,606 --> 00:04:25,888 - and she gives me a big hug. - Ugh. 136 00:04:25,912 --> 00:04:27,498 And that was before she won the Oscar? 137 00:04:27,522 --> 00:04:29,065 I don't know, I don't really follow pop culture. 138 00:04:29,089 --> 00:04:31,352 You never cease to impress me, David. 139 00:04:31,395 --> 00:04:32,701 Hey, speaking of impressive, 140 00:04:32,745 --> 00:04:34,355 Amy just went to the NYPD shooting range 141 00:04:34,398 --> 00:04:36,879 and received a gold certification in marksmanship. 142 00:04:36,923 --> 00:04:38,509 Oh, I just got the platinum certification. 143 00:04:38,533 --> 00:04:39,858 What? That exists? What did you do, 144 00:04:39,882 --> 00:04:41,164 curve the bullets, "Wanted" -style? 145 00:04:41,188 --> 00:04:42,600 Yeah, I don't know what "Wanted" is. 146 00:04:42,624 --> 00:04:43,582 I don't follow pop culture. 147 00:04:43,625 --> 00:04:44,844 But I fired ten shots, 148 00:04:44,887 --> 00:04:45,908 and they all went into the same hole. 149 00:04:45,932 --> 00:04:47,673 Oh, so you actually did. 150 00:04:47,716 --> 00:04:49,076 Hey, Camila, did you know that Amy 151 00:04:49,109 --> 00:04:50,501 is the youngest female sergeant 152 00:04:50,545 --> 00:04:51,740 in the history of the Nine-Nine? 153 00:04:51,764 --> 00:04:53,461 Yes, I'm very proud of her. 154 00:04:53,504 --> 00:04:54,854 I'm proud of all my children. 155 00:04:54,897 --> 00:04:56,420 The sergeant and the lieutenant. 156 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:59,032 What? You passed the lieutenant's exam? 157 00:04:59,075 --> 00:05:00,966 It actually wasn't something I was planning on taking, 158 00:05:00,990 --> 00:05:02,794 but then my partner got sick and I wanted to be able 159 00:05:02,818 --> 00:05:04,361 to send home extra money to his wife and kids. 160 00:05:04,385 --> 00:05:07,083 Then I read the MRI. He was totally misdiagnosed. 161 00:05:07,127 --> 00:05:09,259 So long story short, Bo is alive, 162 00:05:09,303 --> 00:05:11,435 and I got a perfect score on the test for no reason. 163 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:12,698 Oh, man. 164 00:05:12,741 --> 00:05:14,482 Hey, check out these dinner rolls, huh? 165 00:05:14,525 --> 00:05:15,657 Love these bad boys. 166 00:05:15,701 --> 00:05:17,485 I'm just gonna chomp down on that, 167 00:05:17,528 --> 00:05:18,660 recklessly. 168 00:05:20,662 --> 00:05:22,838 Oh! Oh, no, Jake! He's choking! 169 00:05:22,882 --> 00:05:24,492 Let David do it. He has EMT training. 170 00:05:24,535 --> 00:05:26,644 - I'm here for you, Jake. - I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 171 00:05:26,668 --> 00:05:28,061 You know what... 172 00:05:28,104 --> 00:05:29,473 Don't worry. It is gonna hurt like hell. 173 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:31,238 I think it's actually okay. 174 00:05:32,631 --> 00:05:35,634 Thank you both so much for coming in. 175 00:05:35,677 --> 00:05:37,679 This is a safe space 176 00:05:37,723 --> 00:05:39,986 where choices are welcome. 177 00:05:40,029 --> 00:05:41,180 Okay, now, I trust that both of you 178 00:05:41,204 --> 00:05:42,771 had a chance to review the script? 179 00:05:42,815 --> 00:05:44,773 - Yeah. - Good. Now throw them away! 180 00:05:44,817 --> 00:05:46,862 What the hell? I wrote notes in the margin. 181 00:05:46,906 --> 00:05:48,385 Terry found his super-objective. 182 00:05:48,429 --> 00:05:51,867 I want to see you improvise without the safety net. 183 00:05:51,911 --> 00:05:54,827 I want to see you become Maxwell Blaze. 184 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:58,308 So, Maxwell, what was your childhood like? 185 00:05:58,352 --> 00:06:00,310 I was a lookout at 8, 186 00:06:00,354 --> 00:06:01,529 had my own corner at 10, 187 00:06:01,572 --> 00:06:03,096 trigger man at 13. 188 00:06:03,139 --> 00:06:06,142 You know what it's like to look a man in his eyes 189 00:06:06,186 --> 00:06:07,796 as the life drains out of him? 190 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,755 I was bad from a young age. 191 00:06:09,798 --> 00:06:11,452 At school, I pushed people. 192 00:06:11,495 --> 00:06:15,151 And this wasn't horseplay. This was pushing to hurt. 193 00:06:15,195 --> 00:06:16,718 Do you have a girlfriend at home? 194 00:06:16,762 --> 00:06:18,720 Used to. She got tired of me getting locked up. 195 00:06:18,764 --> 00:06:20,069 She's with my brother now. 196 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,332 He better hope I never find his ass. 197 00:06:22,376 --> 00:06:25,596 I do, and you should see her heavy, 198 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,033 feminine breasts, 199 00:06:27,076 --> 00:06:28,730 with their perfectly placed nipples. 200 00:06:28,774 --> 00:06:30,384 Don't get me started on her can. 201 00:06:30,427 --> 00:06:32,952 - What's your greatest fear? - I ain't scared of nothing. 202 00:06:32,995 --> 00:06:34,736 My girlfriend. I'm scared she'll find out 203 00:06:34,780 --> 00:06:36,520 about my mistress, 204 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,784 who also has a perfect can. 205 00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:41,308 It's smaller, but it's harder. 206 00:06:41,351 --> 00:06:42,744 Great. 207 00:06:42,788 --> 00:06:45,094 You both have given me something totally different. 208 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,662 I've got a lot to think about. 209 00:06:47,706 --> 00:06:49,403 Thank you. Next! 210 00:06:49,446 --> 00:06:51,927 What up, dawgs? 211 00:06:51,971 --> 00:06:54,147 Norm Scully, reading for Maxwell Blaze. 212 00:06:54,190 --> 00:06:57,019 Listen, I just did what anyone would do. 213 00:06:57,063 --> 00:06:58,760 Hey, where'd you go? 214 00:06:58,804 --> 00:07:00,999 I just couldn't stand there while the whole restaurant 215 00:07:01,023 --> 00:07:02,721 gushed over David saving your life. 216 00:07:02,764 --> 00:07:04,176 Yeah, there was a standing ovation. 217 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,768 Also, everyone saw you walk away while I was choking, 218 00:07:06,812 --> 00:07:08,050 and I don't want to say you're a villain now, 219 00:07:08,074 --> 00:07:10,380 but the B-word was tossed around a lot. 220 00:07:10,424 --> 00:07:11,947 Ugh. I'm sorry. 221 00:07:11,991 --> 00:07:13,427 I just can't be around him. 222 00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:15,168 - I shouldn't have come. - So let's leave. 223 00:07:15,211 --> 00:07:17,146 I'll tell everyone my stomach hurts, which it does. 224 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,104 I'm pretty sure he broke my rib when he gave me the Heimlich. 225 00:07:19,128 --> 00:07:20,826 Lieutenant Santiago, a word? 226 00:07:20,869 --> 00:07:23,567 Why is David's captain here? 227 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,918 What's going on? Is there a maniac on the loose, 228 00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:27,156 and David's the only one who can catch him 229 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,398 before he blows up a train? 230 00:07:28,442 --> 00:07:30,009 Oh, we could call him the Trainiac. 231 00:07:30,052 --> 00:07:31,575 We're focused on the same things. 232 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:33,539 Sorry, folks, we've discovered a large quantity 233 00:07:33,591 --> 00:07:36,203 of cocaine in Lieutenant Santiago's desk. 234 00:07:36,232 --> 00:07:38,495 We've had to place him under arrest. 235 00:07:38,539 --> 00:07:43,892 Oh, no. 236 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:46,512 Of course. We'll head over soon. 237 00:07:46,555 --> 00:07:47,948 So that was my brother. 238 00:07:47,991 --> 00:07:50,994 He needs me to bail him out of jail. 239 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:52,692 I feel so awful for him. 240 00:07:52,735 --> 00:07:54,041 You are smiling so much. 241 00:07:54,084 --> 00:07:56,304 No, no, I promise. I feel so, so, bad. 242 00:07:56,348 --> 00:07:57,131 Rosa D! 243 00:07:57,174 --> 00:07:58,654 - Deezer, what up? - Deezer? 244 00:07:58,698 --> 00:08:00,632 Hey, Scully, did you do something new with your hair? 245 00:08:00,657 --> 00:08:02,311 Same thing as always: put mousse in it 246 00:08:02,354 --> 00:08:04,181 while it's wet, then I watch a scary movie. 247 00:08:04,225 --> 00:08:06,358 - You the man. - What is wrong with her? 248 00:08:06,401 --> 00:08:08,142 Her brother David got arrested. 249 00:08:08,185 --> 00:08:10,144 - He's a cokehead! - And you're happy about this? 250 00:08:10,187 --> 00:08:11,928 That's savage. I love it. 251 00:08:11,972 --> 00:08:13,166 - I'm not happy about it! - All right. 252 00:08:13,190 --> 00:08:14,453 Calm down, Littlefinger. 253 00:08:14,496 --> 00:08:15,976 He's in a lot of trouble, you know. 254 00:08:16,019 --> 00:08:17,606 Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. 255 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,371 It's a terrible situation. 256 00:08:19,414 --> 00:08:21,242 - Let's go bail him out. - All right. 257 00:08:21,286 --> 00:08:23,375 Ooh, should I get my hair blown out first? 258 00:08:23,418 --> 00:08:26,465 I'm gonna have pictures from today for the rest of my life. 259 00:08:26,508 --> 00:08:29,555 Are you... a bad person? 260 00:08:29,598 --> 00:08:31,296 Casting's up! 261 00:08:31,339 --> 00:08:32,925 This is not a high school play, Boyle. 262 00:08:32,949 --> 00:08:33,907 Just let us know who you went with. 263 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:34,951 Okay, first of all, 264 00:08:34,995 --> 00:08:36,518 I want to say that this was 265 00:08:36,562 --> 00:08:38,607 one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make. 266 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,696 There is so much talent in this room. 267 00:08:40,740 --> 00:08:42,219 Just tell us, bitch. 268 00:08:42,263 --> 00:08:43,501 Act as if you already have the role. 269 00:08:43,525 --> 00:08:45,832 I could have cast any one of you 270 00:08:45,875 --> 00:08:47,660 and put on a great show, 271 00:08:47,703 --> 00:08:48,835 but I had to make a call. 272 00:08:48,878 --> 00:08:50,576 Enough, Boyle. We're all adults. 273 00:08:50,619 --> 00:08:52,360 No one cares about this that much. 274 00:08:52,404 --> 00:08:53,927 - It's Captain Holt. - Captain Holt? 275 00:08:53,970 --> 00:08:55,276 He was the worst one! 276 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,018 No offense, but Holt was so unconvincing. 277 00:08:58,061 --> 00:08:59,387 He kept referring to his childhood 278 00:08:59,411 --> 00:09:01,151 as a soot-covered street urchin. 279 00:09:01,195 --> 00:09:03,937 Yes, I gave myself a Dickensian backstory, 280 00:09:03,980 --> 00:09:06,243 which apparently made quite the impression. 281 00:09:06,287 --> 00:09:07,723 I'm sorry, Sarge. 282 00:09:07,767 --> 00:09:10,683 Honestly, I don't think I'm the right director 283 00:09:10,726 --> 00:09:13,816 to bring your vision of Maxwell Blaze to life. 284 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:15,252 What does that even mean? 285 00:09:15,296 --> 00:09:16,515 It means you blew it. 286 00:09:16,558 --> 00:09:19,256 Walk away, Jeffords. Walk away. 287 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:22,042 Okay, this is gonna be my mantel shot. 288 00:09:22,085 --> 00:09:23,411 So every time Mom and Dad look at it, 289 00:09:23,435 --> 00:09:24,958 they'll be reminded of what David did. 290 00:09:25,001 --> 00:09:26,612 I would say you should chill out, 291 00:09:26,655 --> 00:09:27,980 but this is actually making me feel great 292 00:09:28,004 --> 00:09:29,702 about my family, so let's dive in. 293 00:09:29,745 --> 00:09:32,705 Everybody say "possession with intent to distribute"! 294 00:09:32,748 --> 00:09:33,923 Hey. 295 00:09:33,967 --> 00:09:35,490 - Oh! - Ah, David, hi there. 296 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:37,144 That was unrelated to your recent arrest 297 00:09:37,187 --> 00:09:38,903 for possession with intent to distribute. 298 00:09:38,958 --> 00:09:40,419 - How are you? - Not great. 299 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:41,622 Yeah, jail is rough. 300 00:09:41,653 --> 00:09:42,952 You got to go poop in front of everyone. 301 00:09:42,976 --> 00:09:44,456 I remember when I was in prison, 302 00:09:44,499 --> 00:09:46,042 I held it for weeks, and when I finally did go, 303 00:09:46,066 --> 00:09:47,372 it was... 304 00:09:47,415 --> 00:09:49,156 You know what, Jake? This isn't about you. 305 00:09:49,199 --> 00:09:51,071 So, David, did you get fired, 306 00:09:51,114 --> 00:09:52,812 or is there gonna be, like, a hearing? 307 00:09:52,855 --> 00:09:55,118 She's asking so she can be there to support you. 308 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,424 Oh, yeah, I wouldn't miss it. 309 00:09:56,468 --> 00:09:58,295 - I'm so excited. - To support you. 310 00:09:58,339 --> 00:09:59,577 That's what I said. I'm really looking forward 311 00:09:59,601 --> 00:10:00,994 - to being there. - To support you. 312 00:10:01,037 --> 00:10:02,477 Yeah, we're saying the same thing. 313 00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:04,452 - I am pumped this is happening. - All right, babe, 314 00:10:04,476 --> 00:10:05,975 maybe your brother doesn't want to talk about what happened. 315 00:10:05,999 --> 00:10:07,063 - Let's just go. - It's okay. 316 00:10:07,087 --> 00:10:08,654 I owe you guys an explanation. 317 00:10:08,697 --> 00:10:11,570 I actually started doing drugs when I was a teenager. 318 00:10:11,613 --> 00:10:14,573 You know how Mom and Dad put so much pressure on us? 319 00:10:14,616 --> 00:10:16,401 Eventually I just kind of cracked. 320 00:10:16,444 --> 00:10:18,359 Wait, you felt pressure? 321 00:10:18,395 --> 00:10:20,397 You always seemed to effortlessly thrive 322 00:10:20,448 --> 00:10:22,962 at everything. I was so jealous. 323 00:10:23,017 --> 00:10:24,472 But knowing that you also felt 324 00:10:24,501 --> 00:10:25,821 - the pressure... - All right, we can drop the act. 325 00:10:25,846 --> 00:10:27,214 I just didn't know who was listening. 326 00:10:27,238 --> 00:10:28,738 - What act, now? - Everything I've said before 327 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,130 just now is a lie. I'm being framed. 328 00:10:30,154 --> 00:10:31,852 I've been investigating these dirty cops 329 00:10:31,895 --> 00:10:33,679 who are being paid off by the Brazilian mob. 330 00:10:33,723 --> 00:10:35,856 Oh, Brazilian mobsters are so good-looking. 331 00:10:35,899 --> 00:10:37,964 They're just a bunch of Giseles, the women and the men. 332 00:10:37,988 --> 00:10:39,729 Yes, it's insane. They're all gorgeous. 333 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,383 Anyway, I think I got too close. 334 00:10:41,426 --> 00:10:43,820 Those dirty cops must have planted the drugs in my desk. 335 00:10:43,864 --> 00:10:46,518 So what you're saying is, you're not addicted to cocaine? 336 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:48,825 Amy, it's me. I don't even drink coffee. 337 00:10:48,869 --> 00:10:50,063 I have too much respect for my body. 338 00:10:50,087 --> 00:10:51,175 This is water. 339 00:10:51,219 --> 00:10:52,742 And you didn't feel pressure 340 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,666 - from Mom and Dad? - No, they're so supportive. 341 00:10:54,700 --> 00:10:56,877 I'd actually love some constructive criticism. 342 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:58,487 It's the only way to grow. 343 00:10:58,530 --> 00:11:00,358 Anyway, thank you so much for bailing me out. 344 00:11:00,402 --> 00:11:02,597 If you can just drop me off at home, I will clear my name, 345 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,164 and things can go back to the way they were. 346 00:11:04,188 --> 00:11:05,450 The way they were. Great. 347 00:11:05,494 --> 00:11:08,062 It's my favorite way of things being. 348 00:11:08,105 --> 00:11:11,108 Okay, Alfonso, I hope you like it here in holding. 349 00:11:11,152 --> 00:11:12,888 It's gonna be a while. 350 00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:15,787 So... 351 00:11:17,114 --> 00:11:18,768 - what they got you in here for? - Drugs. 352 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,553 They want me to flip, but I'm no snitch. 353 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,991 I'd rather do the time. How about you? 354 00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:26,645 I pushed a man, just to see him frown. 355 00:11:26,689 --> 00:11:28,082 He is terrible. 356 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:31,694 Yeah, it's almost like casting a robotic old nerd 357 00:11:31,737 --> 00:11:33,130 was a huge mistake. 358 00:11:33,174 --> 00:11:34,871 Was it a mistake, Sarge? 359 00:11:34,915 --> 00:11:36,786 Or was it a stroke of brilliance? 360 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,416 - What are you talking about? - Look, you're a good actor. 361 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,529 You could even be a great one. But you're too gentle. 362 00:11:40,572 --> 00:11:42,226 Life hasn't kicked you around enough. 363 00:11:42,270 --> 00:11:43,532 I mean, I grew up poor, 364 00:11:43,575 --> 00:11:45,186 and my father was emotionally abusive. 365 00:11:45,229 --> 00:11:46,448 It's not enough. 366 00:11:46,491 --> 00:11:47,884 You needed to be rejected by me, 367 00:11:47,928 --> 00:11:49,973 a man you admire so much. 368 00:11:50,017 --> 00:11:52,584 What? So all this was just to make me mad? 369 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:55,109 I need you to feel the anger and resentment 370 00:11:55,152 --> 00:11:59,417 that Tyrone McCallister feels every single day of his life. 371 00:11:59,461 --> 00:12:01,506 Who's Tyrone McCallister? 372 00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:02,943 You are. 373 00:12:02,986 --> 00:12:05,815 That's the part I wrote for you all along. 374 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,556 This is so stupid, Boyle. 375 00:12:07,599 --> 00:12:08,838 You can't manipulate somebody like this 376 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,187 and then expect them to get on board. 377 00:12:10,211 --> 00:12:11,299 Right, Sarge? 378 00:12:11,342 --> 00:12:13,475 Sarge? 379 00:12:13,518 --> 00:12:16,130 My name's Tyrone. 380 00:12:16,173 --> 00:12:17,479 Tyrone McGallagher. 381 00:12:17,522 --> 00:12:19,742 - McCallister. - McCallister. 382 00:12:19,785 --> 00:12:21,483 So I checked up on David's case file. 383 00:12:21,526 --> 00:12:22,963 He passed his drug test. 384 00:12:23,006 --> 00:12:25,115 Apparently he has the cleanest blood they've ever seen. 385 00:12:25,139 --> 00:12:26,768 I knew this was all too good to be true. 386 00:12:26,792 --> 00:12:28,359 Now David's gonna clear his name 387 00:12:28,403 --> 00:12:30,840 and singlehandedly take down drug dealers and dirty cops 388 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,339 and get another medal from the governor. 389 00:12:32,363 --> 00:12:34,254 It sounds pretty dangerous. Maybe we should help him. 390 00:12:34,278 --> 00:12:35,821 Pretty sure he can handle this on his own. 391 00:12:35,845 --> 00:12:37,325 That's never been a problem for him. 392 00:12:37,368 --> 00:12:39,805 All right, look, Ames. 393 00:12:39,849 --> 00:12:41,285 I never had a brother, 394 00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:42,547 but I know four guys who did, 395 00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:44,810 and they would have fights and squabbles, 396 00:12:44,854 --> 00:12:48,292 but in the end, they always had each other's shells. 397 00:12:48,336 --> 00:12:49,617 Are you talking about the Ninja Turtles? 398 00:12:49,641 --> 00:12:50,749 Of course I'm talking about 399 00:12:50,773 --> 00:12:52,035 - the Ninja Turtles! - Ugh. 400 00:12:52,079 --> 00:12:53,360 Look, if something happens to your brother, 401 00:12:53,384 --> 00:12:54,820 you are gonna regret it, 402 00:12:54,864 --> 00:12:56,581 just like Raph regretted it when he abandoned Leo 403 00:12:56,605 --> 00:12:57,669 in the Technodrome with Krang. 404 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:58,888 I don't know what that means. 405 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,435 Well, that's on you. It's a classic. 406 00:13:00,478 --> 00:13:01,891 The point is, if your brother gets hurt 407 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,873 and you don't get his back now, 408 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,546 it's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life. 409 00:13:05,570 --> 00:13:07,181 You're right. 410 00:13:07,224 --> 00:13:08,878 - Obviously you're right. - Thank you. 411 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,290 If David gets killed by the Brazilian mafia, 412 00:13:10,314 --> 00:13:12,142 my parents' mantel is gonna become, like, 413 00:13:12,186 --> 00:13:13,903 - a permanent shrine to him. - No, that's not what I meant. 414 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,121 Oh, the thought of it makes me want to puke. 415 00:13:15,145 --> 00:13:16,668 You've learned the wrong lesson. 416 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:17,950 Come on, let's go help the bastard. 417 00:13:17,974 --> 00:13:19,038 Don't love how we got here, 418 00:13:19,062 --> 00:13:20,585 but we're going where I want. 419 00:13:21,924 --> 00:13:23,220 I'm glad you guys are here. 420 00:13:23,245 --> 00:13:24,987 So this place is run by the Brazilian mob. 421 00:13:25,023 --> 00:13:27,284 My CI tells me there's a ledger with all the cops on payroll 422 00:13:27,308 --> 00:13:28,396 hidden in here somewhere. 423 00:13:28,439 --> 00:13:29,503 I'm guessing it's in that room 424 00:13:29,527 --> 00:13:30,485 surrounded by armed guards. 425 00:13:30,528 --> 00:13:31,573 Those are guards? 426 00:13:31,616 --> 00:13:32,748 I thought they were models. 427 00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:34,445 We need a plan to get past them. 428 00:13:34,489 --> 00:13:36,075 So here's what I'm thinking. I speak a little Portuguese 429 00:13:36,099 --> 00:13:38,251 from that time I opened a school in the favelas of Rio. 430 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,232 - Ugh, barf. - What? 431 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,538 I said barf. 432 00:13:40,582 --> 00:13:42,037 I can't deal with your bragging anymore. 433 00:13:42,061 --> 00:13:43,193 How is that bragging? 434 00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:44,760 I said I speak a little Portuguese 435 00:13:44,803 --> 00:13:46,370 when I'm actually fluent. 436 00:13:46,414 --> 00:13:47,937 Ugh, shut up! 437 00:13:47,980 --> 00:13:50,132 Look, if you're so angry with me, why are you even here? 438 00:13:50,156 --> 00:13:51,897 Because Jake convinced me if you die, 439 00:13:51,941 --> 00:13:53,614 I'd never hear the end of it from Mom and Dad. 440 00:13:53,638 --> 00:13:55,248 That's not exactly how I phrased it. 441 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:56,598 Look, I get it. You're jealous. 442 00:13:56,641 --> 00:13:59,078 I'd be jealous too if someone was better than me 443 00:13:59,122 --> 00:14:00,384 at everything their whole life. 444 00:14:00,428 --> 00:14:02,168 - Oh, no. - Not everything. 445 00:14:02,212 --> 00:14:04,321 - I have more allergies than you. - Not the best brag. 446 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:05,974 I have so many allergies, I just found out 447 00:14:05,998 --> 00:14:08,063 - I'm allergic to chia seeds. - But apparently effective. 448 00:14:08,087 --> 00:14:10,438 I'm allergic to chia and acai berries. 449 00:14:10,481 --> 00:14:12,633 Yeah? My throat gets scratchy when I eat stone fruit. 450 00:14:12,657 --> 00:14:16,269 Oh, yeah? I'm also a better dancer than you. 451 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:18,663 Ames, you have badly misjudged your own abilities. 452 00:14:18,707 --> 00:14:20,665 You think you're better than me? 453 00:14:21,492 --> 00:14:22,841 Oh, damn. 454 00:14:22,885 --> 00:14:24,275 She's got a shot. 455 00:14:24,354 --> 00:14:25,385 _ 456 00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,324 What, afraid to use your forearms? 457 00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:28,412 Pretty good. 458 00:14:28,456 --> 00:14:30,196 You're not using enough elbow! 459 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,680 Guys, those aren't the parts people feature when they dance. 460 00:14:32,721 --> 00:14:34,699 Now can we please find a way to distract those guards? 461 00:14:34,723 --> 00:14:37,421 Don't worry, Jake, 'cause I'm about to end this thing. 462 00:14:37,465 --> 00:14:39,075 Death drop! 463 00:14:39,118 --> 00:14:40,729 Ow! 464 00:14:40,772 --> 00:14:42,078 Ow, ow, ow! 465 00:14:42,121 --> 00:14:43,708 - Oh, that looked really bad. - Are you okay? 466 00:14:43,732 --> 00:14:45,532 Oh, look, the guards are leaving their post. 467 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,517 Looks like they're coming here to help you. 468 00:14:46,561 --> 00:14:47,823 Jake, you should go now. 469 00:14:47,866 --> 00:14:49,868 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm "fone." 470 00:14:49,912 --> 00:14:51,352 Oh, well, as long as you're "fone." 471 00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:53,089 - Jake, go. - All right, fine. 472 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,745 Believe me, they're perfect. 473 00:14:56,788 --> 00:14:58,181 They're about 5 1/2 pounds each, 474 00:14:58,224 --> 00:15:01,750 and they look so good smushed together. 475 00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:02,925 Or dangling. 476 00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:08,104 - Hey. - Hey. 477 00:15:08,147 --> 00:15:10,019 - Hey. - Cops, man. 478 00:15:10,062 --> 00:15:11,586 - Mm-hmm. - Word. 479 00:15:11,629 --> 00:15:13,544 McCallister, your lawyer's here. 480 00:15:13,588 --> 00:15:15,111 - He wants to talk to you. - Already? 481 00:15:15,154 --> 00:15:17,635 What the hell, man? I was just getting started. 482 00:15:17,694 --> 00:15:19,086 And yet it felt like forever. 483 00:15:19,115 --> 00:15:22,466 You were playing at Alfonso, not with Alfonso. 484 00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:24,512 What are you doing right now, Sarge? 485 00:15:24,555 --> 00:15:26,165 - Listening to you? - Yes, listening. 486 00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:28,211 What humans do 95% of the time 487 00:15:28,254 --> 00:15:30,213 and Tyrone does, apparently, none of the time. 488 00:15:30,256 --> 00:15:32,955 I want you to go back in there and listen. 489 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:35,174 - Can you do that for me? - Yeah, okay, jeez. 490 00:15:35,218 --> 00:15:37,699 I mean, you know, look, take the note about Tyrone or don't. 491 00:15:37,742 --> 00:15:40,310 What do I know? But also, I created him. 492 00:15:41,229 --> 00:15:42,535 Hey. 493 00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:50,538 McCallister, your lawyer has more questions for you. 494 00:15:50,581 --> 00:15:51,689 - What? - Why were you doing that? 495 00:15:51,713 --> 00:15:53,192 You said I should listen! 496 00:15:53,236 --> 00:15:55,717 Well, listening doesn't always mean being quiet. 497 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,414 Sometimes, the only way to listen 498 00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,807 is to say something. 499 00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:00,722 I'm listening to you right now. 500 00:16:00,765 --> 00:16:03,246 Do you see how I listen? This is me listening. 501 00:16:03,289 --> 00:16:04,726 You're pissing me off, Boyle! 502 00:16:04,769 --> 00:16:06,858 Ah, and he's back! Hold on to that aggression. 503 00:16:06,902 --> 00:16:08,164 Yeah, go! Go, go, go! 504 00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:12,255 What are you looking at? 505 00:16:12,298 --> 00:16:14,170 McCallister. 506 00:16:14,213 --> 00:16:15,911 Terry, Terry, Terry. 507 00:16:15,954 --> 00:16:17,754 I need you to help me see what I'm not seeing. 508 00:16:17,782 --> 00:16:18,914 Why can't you do this? 509 00:16:18,957 --> 00:16:20,829 You're giving me too many notes. 510 00:16:20,872 --> 00:16:24,093 Okay, well, then I can boil it down for you into one note: 511 00:16:24,136 --> 00:16:25,529 Tyrone is an ocean. 512 00:16:25,573 --> 00:16:27,139 I don't know what that means. 513 00:16:27,183 --> 00:16:28,943 It means I want you to be tough but vulnerable, 514 00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:31,100 brave but scared, jittery but perfectly still. 515 00:16:31,143 --> 00:16:33,537 Also, pace it up a little. Come on, buddy, you got this. 516 00:16:33,581 --> 00:16:35,496 Man, these stupid cops won't leave me alone. 517 00:16:35,539 --> 00:16:37,498 What the hell? They think I'm a snitch? 518 00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:38,803 - Not me. - I hear that. 519 00:16:38,847 --> 00:16:40,302 McCallister, I need to talk to you. 520 00:16:40,326 --> 00:16:41,371 - No! - Excuse me? 521 00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:42,609 I don't want any more notes. 522 00:16:42,633 --> 00:16:44,026 I've gone undercover before. 523 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,897 Now just back off and let me do this! 524 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:49,248 Uh-oh, Alfonso, 525 00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:52,164 seems as though we got a pig in our midst. 526 00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:53,818 Looks like we can only trust each other. 527 00:16:53,854 --> 00:16:55,943 Come on, man, you're obviously a cop too. 528 00:16:55,994 --> 00:16:58,301 You keep talking about how nefarious you are. 529 00:16:58,344 --> 00:16:59,824 Jake, let us in! 530 00:16:59,868 --> 00:17:01,347 I think she's gonna be okay, 531 00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:02,977 but she's probably got a low-grade concussion. 532 00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:05,134 I wish you hadn't tried to do a death drop. 533 00:17:05,177 --> 00:17:07,658 The ladies on "Drag Race" make it look so easy. 534 00:17:07,702 --> 00:17:09,201 I know, you don't get that reference because 535 00:17:09,225 --> 00:17:11,096 - you don't have a television. - Why? 536 00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:13,403 Amy, I'm sorry for getting so competitive back there. 537 00:17:13,446 --> 00:17:15,381 You guys are helping me out, and I should just be grateful. 538 00:17:15,405 --> 00:17:17,805 Of course you're being nice to me when I'm being a monster. 539 00:17:17,842 --> 00:17:19,496 Well, you know what, Mr. Perfect? 540 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:20,802 I'm gonna find that ledger, 541 00:17:20,845 --> 00:17:22,170 and I'm gonna save your stupid butt. 542 00:17:22,194 --> 00:17:24,632 - That would be so great. - Please stop. 543 00:17:24,675 --> 00:17:25,696 Maybe there's a hidden panel somewhere? 544 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:26,677 It's not in the desk. 545 00:17:26,721 --> 00:17:28,113 I bet it's in this old safe. 546 00:17:28,157 --> 00:17:29,569 That seems like a lot of work to open 547 00:17:29,593 --> 00:17:30,962 every time you have to pay a bribe. 548 00:17:30,986 --> 00:17:34,032 I would keep it in this filing cabinet. 549 00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,819 I found it! 550 00:17:37,862 --> 00:17:39,734 I beat the golden boy! I'm the golden girl! 551 00:17:39,777 --> 00:17:41,126 Hey, open up! 552 00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:42,582 - Who's in there? - Okay, everybody out. 553 00:17:42,606 --> 00:17:44,129 Go! Go, go, go! 554 00:17:46,479 --> 00:17:47,829 Hey, get off me! 555 00:17:47,872 --> 00:17:50,135 My God, you're even more stunning up close. 556 00:17:53,057 --> 00:17:54,922 I called for backup, but it could take ten minutes. 557 00:17:54,946 --> 00:17:56,227 - Should we storm the place? - Too late. 558 00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:57,557 Look, they're bringing Jake out. 559 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,038 I told you, I was in the office because I work there, 560 00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:01,580 and we've actually met a bunch of times, 561 00:18:01,604 --> 00:18:02,843 and it's crazy you don't remember me! 562 00:18:02,867 --> 00:18:04,235 What should we do? If they get away, 563 00:18:04,259 --> 00:18:05,619 we'll never be able to track them. 564 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,262 Shoot out the tires. 565 00:18:07,306 --> 00:18:08,457 You're a way better shot than me. 566 00:18:08,481 --> 00:18:09,961 - You should do it. - Are you crazy? 567 00:18:10,004 --> 00:18:11,677 - You're the golden girl. - David, take the shot. 568 00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:12,940 I just don't want you to feel bad about yourself... 569 00:18:12,964 --> 00:18:14,008 Take the shot! 570 00:18:17,969 --> 00:18:20,754 You're under arrest, you beautiful man. 571 00:18:20,797 --> 00:18:23,104 Cuff this son of a bitch. 572 00:18:23,148 --> 00:18:25,585 Oh, my God, you also smell so good. 573 00:18:25,628 --> 00:18:28,240 Brazil! 574 00:18:28,283 --> 00:18:29,937 All right, so first things first, 575 00:18:29,981 --> 00:18:31,591 I think I owe you both something, 576 00:18:31,634 --> 00:18:34,550 and it's this. 577 00:18:34,594 --> 00:18:36,354 Stop clapping! There's nothing to clap about. 578 00:18:36,378 --> 00:18:38,772 Look, I know you're upset, but everything went great. 579 00:18:38,815 --> 00:18:40,643 Great? You ruined this mission. 580 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,143 Yeah, we might have gotten him to talk 581 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:43,927 if you didn't give me notes every two seconds. 582 00:18:43,951 --> 00:18:46,519 Guys, you performed exactly the way I expected you to. 583 00:18:46,562 --> 00:18:49,130 It's just that you were both supporting characters. 584 00:18:49,174 --> 00:18:50,784 Hey, Boyle, I did what you asked. 585 00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:52,133 Alfonso told me everything. 586 00:18:52,177 --> 00:18:53,395 Yes! I knew it would work. 587 00:18:53,439 --> 00:18:54,788 What? What's going on? 588 00:18:54,831 --> 00:18:56,529 You were never my real star, Sarge. 589 00:18:56,572 --> 00:18:58,052 But I needed to create a scene 590 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,446 so that Alfonso would think that my mission had failed. 591 00:19:00,489 --> 00:19:02,100 Then I could send in... 592 00:19:02,143 --> 00:19:05,320 Ricki Sheetz, DJ by night, gun smuggler by later night. 593 00:19:05,364 --> 00:19:06,800 Alfonso started telling me 594 00:19:06,843 --> 00:19:08,473 about all the crazy crap you guys pulled in there. 595 00:19:08,497 --> 00:19:09,759 He just couldn't stop talking 596 00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:11,457 till he gave me the name of his supplier. 597 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,807 Rosa was my leading lady from the start. 598 00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:15,524 - She's the only good actor here. - She is? 599 00:19:15,548 --> 00:19:16,917 Yeah, you know nothing about my real life. 600 00:19:16,941 --> 00:19:19,334 - I'm always acting. - Well done, Boyle. 601 00:19:19,378 --> 00:19:21,989 You've executed this mission flawlessly. I'm impressed. 602 00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:24,470 Wait, if you were gonna use Diaz the whole time, 603 00:19:24,513 --> 00:19:25,795 why didn't you just tell us that? 604 00:19:25,819 --> 00:19:27,318 Because you two would have given it away 605 00:19:27,342 --> 00:19:28,561 with your terrible acting. 606 00:19:28,604 --> 00:19:29,910 No offense, but I can read 607 00:19:29,954 --> 00:19:31,999 every emotion you're feeling on your face. 608 00:19:32,043 --> 00:19:33,914 - Can you read this one? - Actually, yes. 609 00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:36,134 You're trying to be tough, but inside, 610 00:19:36,177 --> 00:19:40,007 you're super impressed by what I've accomplished today. 611 00:19:40,051 --> 00:19:42,465 Damn, you're right. You're good. 612 00:19:42,661 --> 00:19:45,317 Thank you, everyone, for joining me again. 613 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,971 To David. You're my hero. 614 00:19:47,014 --> 00:19:49,060 And to Amy. You saved my butt. 615 00:19:49,103 --> 00:19:51,497 You're a great cop and a great sister. 616 00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:55,066 Wow. That means a lot coming from you. 617 00:19:55,109 --> 00:19:56,676 You've always been a role model for me. 618 00:19:56,719 --> 00:19:58,330 He's everyone's role model. 619 00:19:58,373 --> 00:19:59,635 That's why he's on the mantel. 620 00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:03,596 I have to go to the bathroom. 621 00:20:05,685 --> 00:20:07,121 Hey, are you okay? 622 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,794 Yeah, I just had to go to the bathroom, like I said. 623 00:20:08,818 --> 00:20:10,187 Oh, great. I thought you went in there 624 00:20:10,211 --> 00:20:11,865 to give yourself a pep talk in the mirror 625 00:20:11,908 --> 00:20:13,147 like the girl from the deodorant commercial. 626 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,713 I don't know what you're referring to. 627 00:20:14,737 --> 00:20:15,845 She wants the big promotion, 628 00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:17,175 but there's just one problem. 629 00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:19,338 She got skunk pit. We'll watch it later. 630 00:20:19,401 --> 00:20:20,743 The point is, I came to comfort you. 631 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,833 Aw, thanks, but I actually feel really great. 632 00:20:23,877 --> 00:20:26,706 I've spent my whole life trying to beat David at something, 633 00:20:26,749 --> 00:20:29,535 but when you were in danger, 634 00:20:29,578 --> 00:20:31,711 I just didn't care anymore. 635 00:20:31,754 --> 00:20:34,192 All I wanted was for you to be okay. 636 00:20:34,235 --> 00:20:37,064 I may never have the mantel, but it doesn't matter, 637 00:20:37,108 --> 00:20:38,326 'cause I have you. 638 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,675 Well, I'm very proud of you, 639 00:20:39,719 --> 00:20:40,913 and I also wish you had told me that 640 00:20:40,937 --> 00:20:42,217 before you went to the bathroom, 641 00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:43,960 because I really roasted your mom back there. 642 00:20:43,984 --> 00:20:46,291 And another thing, you should appreciate Amy more, 643 00:20:46,334 --> 00:20:47,683 because she's amazing. 644 00:20:47,727 --> 00:20:49,226 And another thing, when you come to visit us, 645 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,749 you don't have to bring your own coffee. 646 00:20:50,773 --> 00:20:52,036 Our coffee is fine. 647 00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:53,863 And another thing, I know enough Spanish 648 00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:55,387 to understand what idiota means! 649 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,728 And another thing! 650 00:20:56,779 --> 00:20:58,781 When you say I have an "interesting nose," 651 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,870 I know you mean big! 652 00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:02,611 I got lost in it. 653 00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:04,613 There were, like, 35 "another things." 654 00:21:04,657 --> 00:21:06,398 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 655 00:21:06,441 --> 00:21:07,877 You were defending my honor. 656 00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:09,401 And I'm glad you said something. 657 00:21:09,444 --> 00:21:11,751 So should I go back and apologize to your mom? 658 00:21:11,794 --> 00:21:13,033 Oh, hell no. We're sneaking out the back. 659 00:21:13,057 --> 00:21:14,754 Oh, thank God. She is terrifying. 660 00:21:14,819 --> 00:21:16,868 See ya at Thanksgiving, Mrs. Santiago. 661 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:21,741 CREDITS