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Previously...

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Craig, you've been working here forever.

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- You're the best.
- They say I'm the best.

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The greatest talent
to ever work in this department.

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He's all style, no substance, okay?

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Trust me. What?

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- Safety's on.
- Oh!

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Yes, I was checking the safety, Sanjay!

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Time to change the game.

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Sweet.

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Thanks again for your help, Sanjay.

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It is too bad you can't stick around.

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Maybe I will.

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What?

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Okay, guys. Coffee is up.

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And we have a half-caf soy cap for Sanjay

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and a double red-eye for Eliza.

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Whoa, that is awesome!

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What's awesome?

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We were watching what Sanjay
was like before he died.

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Did you know he was a prince?

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Of, like, a tiny empire.

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It wasn't as glamorous as it sounds.

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It's hard to wear all that gold. It
really starts hurting your back.

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What were you like, Eliza?

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Oh, I mean, compared to you?

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Pretty lame.

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Aah!

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Oh, come on.

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That necklace. Why?

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I mean, who wears bones to a massacre?

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I mean... ugh,

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I thought I was so hip.

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Craig, why don't you pull up yours?

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Oh, no. We should probably get
back to work, shouldn't we?

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No, no, no. Come on.

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You saw our embarrassing lives.

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It'll take too long to find.

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Found it.

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Huh.

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What is this?
What are we looking at here?

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That's me.

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By my bog.

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Say more. There was a bog.

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And I was chosen to live
in the bog and watch the bog

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and keep an eye out for the bog monster.

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Uh, it was not especially
glamorous or cool.

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But I was doing something
important and valuable.

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I was keeping the town and my friends

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safe from the bog monster,

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who, funny enough, I never saw
or found any trace of...

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and as I describe the situation
out loud now

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for the first time, it occurs to me

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that there never was any bog monster

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and I was there for nothing.

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That's my life.

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Well, anyway, big day ahead of us.

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Here's to the team.

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Oh. Hey.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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- Oh! Oh!
- Oh!

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Oh, hot! Hot!

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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com

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Okay. So. Sam and Laura.

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How do we get them back together?

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Let's figure this out.

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- I just did.
- What?

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They both have a mutual acquaintance

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who's throwing a party tonight.

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Looks like all we have to do

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is find a way to get them both invited.

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- A party?
- Yeah. What's wrong with parties?

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Oh, I don't know, Sanjay.

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Maybe just the fact
that they are death traps.

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Think about it. Lots of people. Jostling.

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A communal food bowl. It's unsanitary.

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Unsanitary? We just watched
you eat mud out of a bog.

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Yeah, that was clean mud.

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Eliza, can you believe this guy?

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I mean, I agree with Sanjay.

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Party seems fine.

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Unless you have a better idea.

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Well, yeah, I will.

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Soon. I just, uh...

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just need to find somewhere to sit

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since I no longer have a chair.

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- What's that?
- What? Nothing.

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Sanjay!

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Hey, Sanjay!

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Sanj?

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Jay man? Sanjay!

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Sanjay's not here.

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Oh.

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Well, what's going on here in Rosie-land?

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- I'm working.
- Ah.

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Read you loud and clear.
Don't let me interrupt.

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It's the food claw.

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You know... from Lazy Susan's?

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Is there maybe someone else
you could talk to?

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We're the only ones up here.

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What about on Earth?

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It's been years since you had a prophet.

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Oh, well, yeah, that's by choice.

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I mean, every time,
it's the same old story.

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You know, I-I meet some guy in the desert

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and get to talking and,
you know, it's fun,

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and then, like they get...

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They get obsessed with me.

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They start building temples
and compounds,

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and I'm like, "Whoa, buddy.

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I like you, but we just met.

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- Pump the brakes.
- But that wouldn't happen this time.

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The world's ending in six days.

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So there's not enough time
for things to get serious.

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Ah, you make a good point there, Rosie.

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Yeah. Let's put ourselves out there.

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Rosie! Come on.

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- It works.
- Nice!

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- Awesome.
- Wait.

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You got them invited
to that party already?

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Yeah, it was easy.

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Sanjay just got all their better friends

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sick with the bird flu.

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Okay, the bird part was Eliza's idea.

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I wanted to go swine flu.

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Look, look, look.

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They're picking their outfits already.

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We are on our way.

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Yes. We.

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Oh, hey, Craig,

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can you grab us some more coffee?

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Oh, yeah, and I'll take
a half-caf soy cap,

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uh, three pumps of hazelnut syrup,

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hot, but not, like, "ugh" hot.

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That sounds really good.

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Yeah, let's get two of those.

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Two of those. If you don't mind.

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Nice. Great thinking.

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You too.

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What about him?

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Eh, he's too smug.

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- He looks nice.
- Trying too hard.

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Ooh, hello!

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What am I doing?

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I always fall for the same type.

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The skinny guy with the stick
and the hair.

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You know, maybe there's
just nobody out there for me.

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So what?

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I got you, right, Rosie?

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What about this guy?

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- Dr. Dave Shelby.
- Huh. Hey, stranger.

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- What's his deal?
- Looks like he's a laser eye surgeon.

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He's in good health, advanced degree...

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Okay, nice.

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Nice. But isn't he kind of square?

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I mean, I like them
a little rough and tumble.

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Says here he's got a guitar.
A Stratocaster.

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Plays in a band on the weekends.

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Oh.

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Ohh.

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Okay.

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He's the total package.

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I want him to be my friend and my buddy

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and also kinda like my dad.

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- Is that weird?
- Yeah.

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- Should I call him?
- Yeah.

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- I should just call him, right?
- Just do it.

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- Is it crazy? No. Yeah.
- Just go crazy.

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All right, you're right.
Let's stop talking about it

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and just do it.

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Uh... what do I say?

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- I mean, what do I say?
- Um...

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You know what? I'm just gonna use a line.

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I am the Lord, thy God.

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Aah!

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Dave?

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Dave Shelby?

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Honey, is everything okay?

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Go inside. Take the kids.

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- Dave, what is it?
- Dave?

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It's nothing. I-It's not important.

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Not important?

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Heck, Dave.

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C'mon. Buddy.

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I don't get it. Wh... Wh... Why
is he playing so hard to get?

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Maybe just move on to another prophet.

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I don't want another prophet!

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I-I want Dave!

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Boy, this is gonna take some doing.

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Well, it's a good thing
I've got you, wingman.

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Oh, yeah.

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You have to come back up.

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God met this prophet and...

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No way. I'm not about
that drama right now.

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Well, someone needs to help him,
because I'm not doing it.

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- I will.
- Whoa, Craig.

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Were you just sitting there
alone the whole time?

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Yep.

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Shall we?

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When did the voices start?

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This morning. Just out of the blue.

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Are you hearing him right now?

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Yes, I am.

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What is he saying?

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He's singing "My Sharona,"

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but he doesn't know any
of the words to "My Sharona"

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except "my Sharona,"

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so he's just saying "My Sharona"
over and over again.

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And he's also pitching an idea

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about a swimming-pool restaurant thing.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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It's a lazy-river restaurant
called Lazy Susan's.

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It seems like you're going
through a small psychotic break.

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Dave, Dr. Sheryl
doesn't know what's best for us.

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I keep telling you...
She's the toxic one, right?

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God? Your wingman.

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Hi.

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You're just in time. Come on.

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Oof!

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I'm striking out hard here, man. This

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I've tried telling jokes to this guy.

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I've complimented him.

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I even told him my real name.

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All that happened
was that he had a seizure.

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Oh. Well, um, yeah, I-I don't
know much about prophets,

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- but I'll try and help.
- Oh, thanks, bud.

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I appreciate it.

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I know you must be busy.

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Well, uh, actually, I'm...
I'm not really that busy.

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I don't think anyone downstairs
really needs me anymore.

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Oh, well, I need you big-time.

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Oh.

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Okay, well, yeah, great. What's, uh...

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What's the plan?

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Hit him hard with a tornado.

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Uh, what?

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S-Sorry. Why?

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If Dave wants to play games,
I'm down to clown.

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Look at how close they're sitting.

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Conditions are perfect.

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They just have to make a move.

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I can show you, um,
some photos of the two of us.

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This is her on her birthday.

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Um, that's her near her car.

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He's got 75 photos
of his nana on his phone,

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and it looks like he's
gonna go through all of them.

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Wait a minute. What's the
chemical analysis on that punch?

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Here we go.

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2% alcohol.

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- It's practically milk.
- Ugh.

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These two are never gonna kiss
if they're sober.

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We gotta spike that punch.

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Uh, the refrigerator?
Maybe knock it down,

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tip some bottles into the bowl?

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No, it'll break it.

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What about the

266
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Subwoofer.

267
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,199
It's working!

268
00:11:14,691 --> 00:11:16,608
The punch is strong.

269
00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:18,210
What?

270
00:11:18,212 --> 00:11:20,278
The punch is strong.

271
00:11:20,969 --> 00:11:22,502
Oh. Totally.

272
00:11:23,675 --> 00:11:27,024
Why is the tornado staying in one place?

273
00:11:27,049 --> 00:11:29,755
This is impossible!

274
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,022
Ahh!

275
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,758
Yeah, um...

276
00:11:34,161 --> 00:11:37,896
Okay, you know, I have to be honest...

277
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,460
honest. Uh...

278
00:11:39,462 --> 00:11:43,635
I was a little nervous
about going out tonight.

279
00:11:43,637 --> 00:11:44,836
Yeah.

280
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,305
No, I... Me too.

281
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,040
But, uh...

282
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,442
I feel, uh...

283
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,981
Oh.

284
00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,583
Shit. They look catatonic.

285
00:11:57,585 --> 00:11:59,317
How much did they drink?

286
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,319
I only saw two cups.

287
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,124
This punch would up a horse.

288
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,392
You got them way too drunk.

289
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,061
- Me?
- It

290
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,330
I'll be right back.

291
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,704
Oh. Ohh.

292
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,272
A freak, highly localized tornado

293
00:12:20,274 --> 00:12:22,007
destroyed one family's home today,

294
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,676
while leaving the rest
of the neighborhood unscathed.

295
00:12:24,678 --> 00:12:27,279
The Category 5 twister
appeared out of nowhere

296
00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:28,880
and touched down directly

297
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,616
on the home of Jennifer and David Shelby,

298
00:12:30,618 --> 00:12:32,217
known to local residents...

299
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,819
...for their massive charitable givings.

300
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,887
In my 20 years as a journalist,

301
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,355
I've never seen a more beloved...

302
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,690
Hey, player.

303
00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,426
We got a little situation downstairs.

304
00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:41,960
Any chance you could
come back and help us out?

305
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:44,815
The coffee materials
are in the coffee nook.

306
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,434
Craig, what is up with you today?

307
00:12:48,436 --> 00:12:49,701
Why'd you leave?

308
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:51,236
Because I had no reason to stay!

309
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:54,306
Uh, the two of you are so cool,
with your parties and risks.

310
00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:55,841
No, that's the problem.

311
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,976
When it's just the two of us,
we push things too far.

312
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,045
Okay, we need someone who's cautious

313
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,847
and timid and very afraid,

314
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,449
you know, someone who will hold us back,

315
00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:07,118
because... because he is so scared

316
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,522
all the time of everything.

317
00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:11,857
And that's where you come in.

318
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,125
You're a big part of this team.

319
00:13:13,127 --> 00:13:14,485
No, not anymore.

320
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,728
Look, before you came,

321
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,596
me and Eliza were working well together.

322
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,132
We had something.

323
00:13:20,134 --> 00:13:22,334
And since you're here, I don't
have a reason to be there.

324
00:13:22,336 --> 00:13:24,470
I don't have a reason to exist.

325
00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:27,339
And I'm quite busy right now, so...

326
00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:39,284
Those are merely 30 of the 400 charities

327
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,219
founded by the now-homeless Shelbys.

328
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,489
Very rarely does a newscaster
pull this one out,

329
00:13:43,491 --> 00:13:45,223
but, oh, the humanity.

330
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:49,027
If there is a heaven above
and anybody is watching,

331
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,096
I simply ask, "Why?"

332
00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:11,717
Here I am.

333
00:14:11,719 --> 00:14:13,985
Yes! Okay.

334
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,923
Now, Craig, watch the master.

335
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,170
3, 4.

336
00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:24,730
Oh, hey, Dave, right? From Earth?

337
00:14:24,732 --> 00:14:27,399
Yeah, uh, listen. We need to talk.

338
00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:29,394
This isn't gonna work.

339
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,461
It's not you. It's me.

340
00:14:31,493 --> 00:14:33,526
I just got a lot going on right now.

341
00:14:33,551 --> 00:14:36,297
I'm busy with work,
I have my kids' Little League.

342
00:14:36,322 --> 00:14:38,038
I got to find a new place to live,

343
00:14:38,063 --> 00:14:40,478
so there's that whole situation, and...

344
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,550
and, honestly, I don't want to
be anyone's prophet right now.

345
00:14:45,159 --> 00:14:48,086
And, also, our friendship
is really important to me,

346
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,222
and... and, to me,
that's, like, the main thing,

347
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:53,691
is that I want
to preserve our friendship.

348
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,365
Hello?

349
00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:00,566
Yep, I'm still here.

350
00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:02,100
Oh.

351
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,769
Thank you for telling me in person.

352
00:15:03,771 --> 00:15:06,438
That's very cool of you
to be so up front.

353
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,974
And, uh, yeah, it's great.

354
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:13,845
Um, 'cause, you know,
I-I-I feel the exact same way,

355
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:16,782
so, yeah, it's cool.

356
00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:18,450
Cool.

357
00:15:18,452 --> 00:15:20,185
Cool.

358
00:15:24,303 --> 00:15:26,124
So, uh, what do we do now?

359
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,461
Well, Craig, I think
this is a teachable moment.

360
00:15:29,463 --> 00:15:32,931
I mean, we all feel rejection sometimes.

361
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,332
And it hurts.

362
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,710
But you gotta let it go.

363
00:15:36,711 --> 00:15:38,671
Or you're just gonna end up alone.

364
00:15:41,132 --> 00:15:42,979
Thank you, God.

365
00:15:43,004 --> 00:15:45,877
I-I actually think I really
needed to hear that.

366
00:15:46,304 --> 00:15:47,946
Oh, any time.

367
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,950
All right.

368
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,885
- Let's kill this guy.
- What?

369
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,821
B-But... But what about
everything you just said?

370
00:15:55,823 --> 00:15:57,088
A-About "letting it go"?

371
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,124
Unrelated.

372
00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:17,152
Oh, no! Oh! It...
It all just broke suddenly.

373
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,510
- What?
- Yeah, I'm so sorry.

374
00:16:18,512 --> 00:16:20,912
It all just stopped working.
What am I gonna do?

375
00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:23,715
I-I don't know,
but I-I-I-I do have to go now.

376
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:25,917
- I'm so sorry.
- Go?! You just

377
00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:28,053
No, come on. Hey, wait a minute!

378
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:29,780
- W-Wingman!
- Sorry.

379
00:16:29,782 --> 00:16:31,256
Ah, wingman!

380
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,792
If we don't sober them up,
they're gonna pass out.

381
00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:35,927
Uh, ah! Ooh! Maybe we knock

382
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,929
that ceiling fan down onto their heads.

383
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:39,772
- That's insane!
- Oh. Oh, really?

384
00:16:39,774 --> 00:16:41,133
That... That would kill them instantly!

385
00:16:41,135 --> 00:16:42,868
What's your idea, Sanjay?
At least I'm trying. Their heads!

386
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:44,560
- To no end!
- At least I'm pitching shit!

387
00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:46,004
Whoa! Hey, guys. Uh, hey.

388
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,339
I'm... I'm...

389
00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:49,407
I'm sorry it took me so long
to get down here.

390
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,942
That's fine.
We're just happy you're here.

391
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,277
- Get in here.
- Okay. So, um, sorry.

392
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,812
How alcoholic is that punch?

393
00:16:53,814 --> 00:16:55,347
- Extremely.
- Great. I've got an idea.

394
00:16:55,349 --> 00:16:57,449
- Here.
- Oh.

395
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,887
Thanks. Okay.

396
00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:10,696
Whoa!

397
00:17:10,698 --> 00:17:11,830
What the...

398
00:17:11,832 --> 00:17:13,031
Aah! Oh!

399
00:17:16,157 --> 00:17:17,889
Move!

400
00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:21,907
We got to get out of here!

401
00:17:21,909 --> 00:17:24,042
Totally!

402
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,293
- Cold shower.
- Nicely played.

403
00:17:26,318 --> 00:17:28,118
Let's see how they do.

404
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,782
Yeah, we got a sixth-degree burn.

405
00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:32,650
The elbow is gone.

406
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,920
- That was crazy.
- Yeah.

407
00:17:34,922 --> 00:17:38,390
Prep the O.R., and somebody
better wake Dr. Schneider.

408
00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:39,591
Hey, do you... I was wondering...

409
00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:41,727
- Oh, you first.
- No, you.

410
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:45,173
I was wondering if I...

411
00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:47,562
you wanted to hang out sometime.

412
00:17:48,342 --> 00:17:50,135
That's what I was gonna ask you.

413
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,889
Okay. Well, there we go.

414
00:17:53,874 --> 00:17:54,873
Friday?

415
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,074
Friday.

416
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,877
- Yes!
- Yes!

417
00:17:58,879 --> 00:17:59,811
So, Friday.

418
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:01,213
- Is that enough time?
- Mm.

419
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,217
Just barely.

420
00:18:05,219 --> 00:18:07,485
Okay, well, we've got
a lot of work to do.

421
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,012
I will make us some coffees.

422
00:18:09,037 --> 00:18:09,899
Wait.

423
00:18:09,924 --> 00:18:13,499
- I'll come with you.
- Me too.

424
00:18:24,038 --> 00:18:26,372
Rosie! I need you!

425
00:18:26,923 --> 00:18:29,307
Aren't you busy with your prophet?

426
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,644
Uh, yeah, you know, uh...

427
00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:36,514
I decided that I should focus
more on my career right now.

428
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:40,852
So we are gonna beta test
this puppy all night.

429
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,422
- All right?
- Wonderful.

430
00:18:42,447 --> 00:18:43,580
Come on.

431
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:51,510
No, I'm telling you...
She's really neat, Nana.

432
00:18:51,535 --> 00:18:53,665
And I'm taking her on, like, a real date.

433
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,934
I'm so excited, Sammy!

434
00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:57,402
Did you hear that? "Real date."

435
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,403
That's huge.

436
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,653
We might actually pull this off.

437
00:19:00,678 --> 00:19:03,275
I mean, barring
any unforeseen calamities.

438
00:19:03,277 --> 00:19:05,543
Wait, what's that scary red number mean?

439
00:19:08,207 --> 00:19:10,082
- Uh-oh.
- Oh, no.

440
00:19:10,084 --> 00:19:11,549
Okay, well, I'm gonna call you tomorrow,

441
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,351
and you can help me pick out an outfit.

442
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,098
I'll be right here.

443
00:19:15,122 --> 00:19:16,407
_

444
00:19:16,408 --> 00:19:18,457
That's disappointing.

445
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:26,717
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