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When I saw the images from the
Eagle Nebula, my God, Leonard.

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Swirling, almost pulsating

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elephant trunks of dust and gas

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700 light-years away. Oh.

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Ah, the Pillars of Creation.

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Spitzer observed a cloud of

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supernova shock waves,
suggesting the pillars

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Hubble had just photographed may
have actually been destroyed

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6,000 years ago.

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Oh, what better captures

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both the pathetic
insignificance of humanity

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and our own tragic nobility

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than to fall in love with
the ghost of something

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we had no chance

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of ever knowing in the first place.

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Ah.

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What up, space nerds?

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You must be Paul's family. Welcome.

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Oh. Thank you.

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Okay!

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Paul forgot to mention
how ravishing you are.

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Oh, well, thank you.

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And... Vernon. Paul described
you pretty accurately.

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Thanks.

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Uh, I'm Leonard Gilmartin,

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but please, call me
Gilly. Everyone does.

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- Oh.
- Copy that, Gillbo.

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Just Gilly.

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I'm the president of the
Pasadena Astronomy Society.

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I won an auction on Eeebs for these.

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Hundred bones for a set of four.

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Bit pricey, but as a surgeon,

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I know how important it is
to be able to see good.

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Oh, fabulous. Of course, you
know it's a lunar eclipse.

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Agree to disagree.

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- Oh, joy! You made it!
- Oh, good.

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I'll let you show them to their room.

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Wow, Paul, this place is trés classy.

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Yeah, it's like we're getting
to crash at a Pier 1 Imports,

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or something not quite as fancy,
but still good, like a CB2.

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I'm so glad you guys came!

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I look forward to the
once-a-year family weekend

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here at Gilly's more than
just about anything.

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Aside from the McRib.

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What is it about that
sandwich that haunts me so?

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Where's Tallulah?

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Becca asked Lindsay to watch
her while we were away.

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You said you were gonna ask her.

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Oh. Right.

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- I did... and she said yes.
- Huh.

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- So, that's all set.
- Ah.

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I got to shoot off a text
real quick, unrelated.

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Follow me to your quarters.

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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com

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Ah!

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Blankets and pillows. Ka-ching!

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And I'm right next door.
We share a bathroom.

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Gross.

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I'll let you two settle in.

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I'm supposed to help some of the
little ones make a moon cake.

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It's actually a sponge cake
with powdered sugar. Shh.

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We play our cards right, Bec,

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I think we can milk this
con into a European vacay.

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Ew.

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Paul probably wants us
to do the insemination

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during the eclipse, like a freaky.

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For sure.

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- What a dingus.
- Ugh.

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I bet I can make my own sandwich here.

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Like, they'll probably have one
of those fancy sandwich bars

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with all the fixins.
Can you imagine, Bec?

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Me with fixins?

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I can't even picture it.

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Come on, sport with us. Tallyho!

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Get it, honey.

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That's out.

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Yeah! Nice serve, buddy!

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Oh, honey.

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Come and get me, Vern.

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Oh! Shitballs.

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- Did you feel it?
- I did.

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Fixins.

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I just want to address something
so that there isn't any

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dark cumulonimbus sullying this weekend.

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I've been doing some
soul-searching, and I think

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we should press pause on
the insemination protocol.

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But we're making progress.

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I-I feel us getting closer
with every attempt.

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Come on, let's give it one more shot

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when the moon eats the sun
or whatever the frig.

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The truth is, our primitive
insemination technique,

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combined with Rebecca's

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geriatric womb, has me convinced
success is improbable.

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Did you just call my womb geriatric?!

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- Primitive technique?
- Sometimes,

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it's just harder for women
of your advanced age.

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We faked it!

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What do you mean?

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Nothing! She doesn't mean anything.

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I think her geriatric womb
has spread to her brain.

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We've never put any of
your semen into my vagina.

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We've only been pretending in order

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to string you along and make more money.

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My womb works. It works
like gangbusters, mister.

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What did you do with my...?

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Your gunk? I squirted it out the window.

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But if it makes you feel any better,

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the ficus in Lindsay's alley
has grown, like, a foot.

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This time, we'll actually do it.

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And we'll bake you up a
bouncing baby in no time.

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Come on. There were mistakes
made on both sides.

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On both sides.

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Now that the the cold, hard
truth is coming out...

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I've already lined up another surrogate.

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She's 24,

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is getting her master's,
and was a Division 1

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fencing champion. And the best part?

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She's not a no-good, rotten liar!

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You're cheating on us? Dude...

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this is a lot to take in
right now. We trusted you!

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Calling all stargazers!

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Lunch is ready!

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This is a pleasure for me
to be with all of you.

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Oh, well, you're in for it now.

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Let's eat, everybody.

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Enjoy the cheese, it's imported.

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The Mayans believed that

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during an eclipse, jaguars
would come out of the earth

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and eat the pale people,
pale people like you.

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At least my little dick's not
hanging out of my shorts.

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Ha! Stupid.

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Mmm.

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I'm actually glad you
found that 24-year-old.

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She sounds great.

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Just... be careful, though.

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It can be complicated for a woman,

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especially a young one without children.

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Once you see that baby...

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it's hard not to be attached.

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I see what you're trying to do.

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Our trust has been irrevocably
shattered, Becca.

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It's over.

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I know we betrayed you,

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but when it came down to it,
that has never really seemed

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like the right way to create a life...

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The bathroom, the cold baster.

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Vernon.

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I mean...

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what if we eliminated the
intermediary device?

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Are you suggesting that you and I...?

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Yes.

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I am.

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Give us that come, bro! We'll
do it for real this time!

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- We promise!
- What is wrong with you two?

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She offers to have sex with me,
then you try to intimidate me?

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I don't know what type of reindeer games

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you're playing, but I
don't want to join in.

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Not in any of them!

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Great job, turd.

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I was this close to getting
our fish back on the line.

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- By offering him your bod?
- You got greedy,

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and now our golden goose
thinks my eggs have expired!

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Don't blame this on me.

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You were enjoying the scam
just as much as I was.

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You said you felt like Annette Bening

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- in The Grifters.
- You're the one

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that blew up our lives and put us

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in this situation in the first place!

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You didn't just nick an artery.

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You nicked any chance of
us being happy again.

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You were always a bitch, but
you just got mean, Bec.

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Why'd you even marry
me in the first place?

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I could be married to Téa Leoni!

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You were in line with her
at Jamba Juice! One time!

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We shared a moment! She
said, "Cool jacket."

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Who knows where it could have gone.

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But instead, I ended up
with a blackhearted witch

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who wants nothing to do with me!

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I only married you because
you were a doctor

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and I wanted to make Jimmy jealous.

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But you even ruined that

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by becoming a giant, worthless zero!

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What?

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Do you want to play a game with me?

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Yeah, okay, but no pussin'
out when I stomp you.

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I'm an adult grown-up.
That means some shit.

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This game?

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- Are you even for real right now?
- Mm-hmm.

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Look at you.

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You're just a chill little
dude who hasn't been kicked

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in the nards by life yet.

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But you will.

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One day when you're least
expecting it... blam!

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One second you're the envy
of all the other docs,

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'cause you got a hot wife,
vanity plates, two Apple watches

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and a podcast in the top
three hundy on Stitcher.

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And the next thing you know,
everything's taken away

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because your scalpel
accidentally sliced open

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a woman's...

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...juice box.

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So you quit. End of story.

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Deal the things.

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Ooh, I got "chip on shoulder."

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"Brain freeze."

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No prob.

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Damn it!

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My turn.

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That's not... Come on, let me
get these brain shits out.

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- But it buzzed.
- The shit's rigged!

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Let me go again! You're being awful!

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But it's my turn! No!

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Getting the brains! I'm
getting the brains.

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- But it's my turn!
- I'm getting the brains.

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I am a grown-up!

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Oops.

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If you already have that
24-year-old lined up,

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why'd you ask us to
come for the weekend?

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You were the only people

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I wanted to share this weekend with.

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I thought we were family.

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I'm sorry, Paul.

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Here.

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Let me recalibrate it for you.

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You know, at the end of the day,

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it's probably for the best.

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I mean, if I had your baby,

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we'd probably end up on Jerry Springer.

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"Woman pregnant with sister's
ex-husband's child."

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Also, you divorced
Lindsay for a reason...

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Not to then have her
in your life forever.

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You're right.

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This probably is for the best.

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Doctor! What did you do?

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We're losing her!

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Doctor!

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Dr. Barbara! Dear God!

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Giant, worthless zero! I
wish I'd never married you.

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...just to make Jimmy jealous.

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00:14:07,357 --> 00:14:09,057
Hey, cool jacket.

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I'm Téa Leoni. I'm Téa Leoni.

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Cool jacket.

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00:14:13,159 --> 00:14:14,696
So sexy.

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00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:19,134
Is that really Mercury?

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Believe it or not, it's
actually one of the few planets

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that's easier to see in daylight.

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Want to see the stunning siren herself,

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Venus?

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There she is.

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Let me see. I want to see.

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00:14:34,717 --> 00:14:36,613
Here.

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Amazing.

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00:14:41,106 --> 00:14:44,560
You have the same anti-helical
folds as Lindsay.

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How would you know that?

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00:14:46,809 --> 00:14:48,864
No. It's your ears.

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00:14:48,865 --> 00:14:50,890
- Oh.
- Right here.

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00:14:53,106 --> 00:14:55,271
Let me show you its
terrestrial functions.

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- Hmm.
- We actually have a fighting chance

258
00:14:56,673 --> 00:14:58,374
of seeing your house from here.

259
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,860
I mean... former house.

260
00:15:11,937 --> 00:15:14,256
I think I just saw...

261
00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:15,741
I got to go.

262
00:15:21,285 --> 00:15:23,204
- Vernon!
- Nerd!

263
00:15:23,205 --> 00:15:24,933
Good Lord! What did you do?

264
00:15:24,934 --> 00:15:26,234
I threw this heavy-ass rock in,

265
00:15:26,235 --> 00:15:28,203
but then changed my
mind at the last sec,

266
00:15:28,204 --> 00:15:31,223
so now I'm doing this,
which sucks! Help me!

267
00:15:35,507 --> 00:15:38,447
If I don't make it, I need
you to do me a favor.

268
00:15:38,448 --> 00:15:39,915
You're gonna make it.

269
00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:42,515
Listen, it's for Becca and Tallulah.

270
00:15:42,516 --> 00:15:44,296
I want them to know I was a good man.

271
00:15:44,297 --> 00:15:46,488
Which is why I need you

272
00:15:46,489 --> 00:15:49,642
to delete my browser history
and all my bookmarks

273
00:15:49,643 --> 00:15:50,851
and my Dropbox,

274
00:15:50,852 --> 00:15:52,317
- maybe burn the laptop.
- Huh?

275
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:56,298
Please, Paul! First thing, maybe
even before you call 911.

276
00:15:56,299 --> 00:15:57,399
Pull harder!

277
00:15:59,736 --> 00:16:00,953
Okay.

278
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:16,852
- Ah.
- Thanks for saving my life.

279
00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:18,918
Fam.

280
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,091
That really should've
been easier for you.

281
00:16:23,092 --> 00:16:25,193
I'll hook you up with some
Joe Rogan supplements.

282
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:26,662
Family discount.

283
00:16:33,872 --> 00:16:35,270
You're right.

284
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,787
I'm worthless.

285
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,441
I thought at least if I was dead,

286
00:16:39,442 --> 00:16:41,042
then you'd get the life insurance money.

287
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,978
But then I 'membered I never
switched the auto-pay

288
00:16:42,979 --> 00:16:45,013
to the new card after I left the old one

289
00:16:45,014 --> 00:16:47,215
at that churro stand at Six Flags.

290
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:49,284
Also, the new card would've bounced

291
00:16:49,285 --> 00:16:51,319
on account of we're broke.

292
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,973
So I guess I'm worthless, dead or alive.

293
00:16:56,228 --> 00:16:58,197
You're worth something to me.

294
00:17:00,044 --> 00:17:01,623
I'm so pathetic.

295
00:17:01,624 --> 00:17:03,031
Being pregnant is the only time

296
00:17:03,032 --> 00:17:05,096
I've ever really felt special.

297
00:17:06,736 --> 00:17:08,821
I mean, since I stopped playing Clarissa

298
00:17:08,822 --> 00:17:10,222
on the Nickelodeon cruise.

299
00:17:10,223 --> 00:17:11,824
You're always special.

300
00:17:11,825 --> 00:17:13,493
Even when you're being a huge bitch.

301
00:17:13,494 --> 00:17:15,227
Aw.

302
00:17:15,228 --> 00:17:16,829
Remember before when you said that thing

303
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:18,731
about only wanting to get knocked up

304
00:17:18,732 --> 00:17:20,304
because it made you feel special?

305
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:23,245
Well, if we're keeping it 100...

306
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,137
I was stalling.

307
00:17:25,138 --> 00:17:28,073
Yeah, at first just for the
money, but then I realized

308
00:17:28,074 --> 00:17:31,577
the idea of you being preggers
with someone else's kiddo

309
00:17:31,578 --> 00:17:32,912
kind of made me feel...

310
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,597
like not a man or whatnot.

311
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:39,542
Anyjunk, feelings are stupid.

312
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:44,590
Vernon, the fact that you
were even open to the idea

313
00:17:44,591 --> 00:17:47,192
in the first place just
shows how confident

314
00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:49,829
and secure you are.

315
00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:51,918
And that's really sexy.

316
00:17:52,577 --> 00:17:53,798
Sexy, huh?

317
00:17:53,799 --> 00:17:55,952
- Very.
- Here.

318
00:17:58,053 --> 00:17:59,382
Aw.

319
00:18:00,461 --> 00:18:02,441
Things are gonna get better
for us, just you wait.

320
00:18:02,442 --> 00:18:05,110
Once I get funding for my
Korean medical food truck,

321
00:18:05,111 --> 00:18:07,997
everything's gonna be coming
up Vernon. And Becca.

322
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:11,450
And Tallulah. Shit.

323
00:18:11,451 --> 00:18:15,721
Well, I believe in you, honey.

324
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:20,025
I mean, I have to.

325
00:18:20,026 --> 00:18:23,128
Ow!

326
00:18:23,129 --> 00:18:25,798
- Shitballs.
- Oh! Aw.

327
00:18:25,799 --> 00:18:28,217
Poor baby. Here.

328
00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:32,371
One hour to the eclipse! I repeat,

329
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:34,017
one hour to the ecl...

330
00:18:41,462 --> 00:18:45,150
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and
girls, this is the moment

331
00:18:45,151 --> 00:18:47,219
we've all been waiting
for. Are you ready?

332
00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:49,154
- Yes!
- Well, then,

333
00:18:49,155 --> 00:18:50,489
look to the skies!

334
00:19:01,184 --> 00:19:04,403
It's so neat.

335
00:19:20,770 --> 00:19:22,606
Yes!

336
00:19:24,307 --> 00:19:28,360
Brilliant! Brilliant!

337
00:19:28,361 --> 00:19:30,596
Absolutely brilliant.

338
00:19:30,597 --> 00:19:32,616
Ah, wonderful.

339
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,214
Eclipses never fail

340
00:19:49,215 --> 00:19:51,583
to cast their magic spells, do they?

341
00:19:51,584 --> 00:19:53,442
Indeed, they do not.

342
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,471
Please, have a seat.

343
00:19:58,174 --> 00:20:00,125
Did your guests enjoy themselves?

344
00:20:00,126 --> 00:20:01,529
I think so.

345
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,929
It's complicated.

346
00:20:04,429 --> 00:20:07,566
Oh, must be nice to have family.

347
00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:10,770
It's always just been me and the cosmos.

348
00:20:10,771 --> 00:20:12,972
And the prostitutes.

349
00:20:12,973 --> 00:20:14,473
Well...

350
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,909
I've come to understand
that the main attraction

351
00:20:16,910 --> 00:20:21,846
of having Becca as my surrogate
was so, in some small way,

352
00:20:21,847 --> 00:20:24,313
my marriage wouldn't
have been a total waste.

353
00:20:24,887 --> 00:20:27,687
Well, there is no waste in the universe.

354
00:20:28,414 --> 00:20:32,320
When something comes to an
end, be it a galactic age,

355
00:20:32,321 --> 00:20:35,817
a star or a weekend away,

356
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:39,045
it is simultaneously the
beginning of something else.

357
00:20:39,046 --> 00:20:43,268
Loss can be hard, but you
might be mourning something

358
00:20:43,269 --> 00:20:46,305
that was never actually
there in the first place.

359
00:20:46,306 --> 00:20:50,209
Yes, maybe this idea you
had of making a new family

360
00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:52,444
slipped through your fingers,

361
00:20:52,445 --> 00:20:55,781
but perhaps there's something
else already there

362
00:20:55,782 --> 00:20:57,801
that you've failed to see.

363
00:21:14,217 --> 00:21:16,836
Ooh!

364
00:21:23,927 --> 00:21:25,394
Oh!

365
00:21:35,839 --> 00:21:38,991
Yeah. Oh, there.

366
00:21:38,992 --> 00:21:41,994
Mmm. Mm-hmm.

367
00:21:41,995 --> 00:21:43,996
Doctor.

368
00:21:43,997 --> 00:21:46,431
Yeah. Oh.

369
00:22:29,092 --> 00:22:32,211
Ooh.

370
00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:42,644
Oh.

371
00:22:42,645 --> 00:22:43,654
Uh-uh.

372
00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:46,591
Uh, uh...

373
00:22:46,592 --> 00:22:48,427
Um...

374
00:22:48,428 --> 00:22:49,956
I got you, bro.

375
00:22:51,936 --> 00:22:53,632
Oh.

376
00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:58,070
Oh, this is really happening.

377
00:23:01,024 --> 00:23:02,491
Oh, yeah.

378
00:23:18,691 --> 00:23:20,359
Epic!

379
00:23:31,519 --> 00:23:33,778
Did you know there was
an eclipse last night?

380
00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:35,220
No. Who cares?

381
00:23:35,221 --> 00:23:37,542
I don't know. Dipshits like...

382
00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:41,013
Oh, shit. I conjured them.

383
00:23:41,014 --> 00:23:42,347
Hey, guys.

384
00:23:42,348 --> 00:23:44,149
What are you doing in our diner?

385
00:23:44,150 --> 00:23:45,817
Your diner? I didn't know

386
00:23:45,818 --> 00:23:48,287
you'd gotten into the
restaurant business, Jimmy.

387
00:23:50,957 --> 00:23:52,724
We're just getting b-fast.
Nothing weird about that.

388
00:23:52,725 --> 00:23:54,526
So don't try to make it weird, okay?

389
00:23:54,527 --> 00:23:56,880
Okay, well, great bumping into you. Not.

390
00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:05,020
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