1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,436 Previously... 2 00:00:01,507 --> 00:00:03,401 I've decided to blow up Earth. 3 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:06,338 If I answer one of these "Impossible" prayers, 4 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,406 you spare Earth. 5 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:09,007 It's a bet. 6 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,543 All we have to do is get these two people to kiss. 7 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,521 - Sam? - Laura? 8 00:00:13,523 --> 00:00:15,280 - Can I maybe get your number? - Do you want to hang out sometime? 9 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:16,148 Yes. 10 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:17,549 - Yes! - Yes! 11 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:18,824 - Oh. - So sorry. 12 00:00:18,826 --> 00:00:19,891 Who's this guy? 13 00:00:19,893 --> 00:00:21,553 I ran in here to get out of the rain. 14 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:24,422 Once we started talking, the rain stopped. 15 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:25,890 Maybe it's a sign. 16 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:27,159 Maybe. 17 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:31,896 You know, one of my goals in life 18 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:34,299 is to find, like, my own type of berry. 19 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:35,834 Like a new special type of berry. 20 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:37,934 - What the hell is happening? - We have to stop this. 21 00:00:37,936 --> 00:00:39,234 Oh, it's fine. It's fine. 22 00:00:39,236 --> 00:00:41,239 This is a brief conversation with a stranger. 23 00:00:41,241 --> 00:00:42,775 Any second now, she'll leave for work. 24 00:00:42,777 --> 00:00:44,777 I guess I should leave for work. 25 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:46,405 You know, you could leave. 26 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:48,380 For work. 27 00:00:48,699 --> 00:00:50,649 The endless routine. 28 00:00:50,909 --> 00:00:52,985 Or... 29 00:00:52,987 --> 00:00:54,787 Or what? 30 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:57,291 We take our bikes. 31 00:00:58,079 --> 00:00:59,278 We ride. 32 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:02,995 And just for today, we grab life by the tail 33 00:01:02,997 --> 00:01:05,397 and live like this is it. 34 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,865 Okay. 35 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,867 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 36 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:10,068 No, no, no, no! 37 00:01:10,744 --> 00:01:11,886 Dope. 38 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,080 Do you mind if I... 39 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:27,419 What is this? 40 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,888 This feeling between us? 41 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:31,490 I-Is this real? 42 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,025 What is this? 43 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:34,359 I don't know. 44 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,361 I want to keep finding out. 45 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:39,631 No! He must have had it taken out already. 46 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,299 - Yeah. - Yeah. 47 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,836 - He's unstoppable. - Okay, we gotta ruin this date. 48 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:46,104 - Rain them out! - On it. 49 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,574 Rain sequence initiated. 50 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:50,975 I guess we should leave. 51 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:52,745 - Ha ha! - Wait. 52 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:56,781 Oh, shit. 53 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,450 We made him hotter. 54 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,103 You have opened me. 55 00:02:00,855 --> 00:02:02,521 You've made me new again. 56 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:07,526 And, with your permission, 57 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,594 I'd like for you to kiss me. 58 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:10,926 What the 59 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,600 I'll get more coffees. 60 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:26,612 I'm so wet. 61 00:02:48,308 --> 00:02:56,308 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 62 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:58,510 Okay. Let's see what we're up against. 63 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:01,179 Okay. Mason. 26. 64 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,982 His personal website describes him 65 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:09,254 as a conceptual artist and an ambassador for truth. 66 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:10,322 What? 67 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,856 He makes these. 68 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,658 We're more connected than ever... 69 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,194 but are we? 70 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,597 When's the last time that you really connected? 71 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,665 And not through your screen. 72 00:03:21,059 --> 00:03:22,894 But through your soul. 73 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:26,739 Imagine a world where tweets were for birds, 74 00:03:26,741 --> 00:03:29,074 the Web for a spider. 75 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:31,476 Where we unplugged from our phones 76 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:33,614 and plugged into each other. 77 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:36,014 What if it's here? 78 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,882 What if it's now? 79 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:38,951 The String Theory. 80 00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:40,231 Join the revolution at 81 00:03:40,256 --> 00:03:45,157 www.flashfundnow.com/ stringtheoryrevolutionwakeup. 82 00:03:45,159 --> 00:03:47,292 This is great. Laura will lose interest 83 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:48,693 the moment she sees this bullshit. 84 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,562 Right, she's already seen it. 85 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,030 Several times. 86 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,698 Oh. 87 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:54,833 I figured it out. 88 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,301 She's watching it on mute. 89 00:03:56,802 --> 00:03:58,572 She's just attracted to him. 90 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,683 _ 91 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,975 What about Sam? Has he made any progress? 92 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:06,445 This morning, he tried to text Laura "hello" 16 times, 93 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,180 but he couldn't work up the nerve to press "send." 94 00:04:08,182 --> 00:04:10,115 And since then, he has been attempting 95 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:12,885 to put a fitted sheet onto his mattress. 96 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:18,923 Huh. 97 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,459 I mean, to be fair, those can be tricky. 98 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:22,527 Okay, Sam doesn't have a chance unless we ice this guy. 99 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:25,435 Okay. I-I have never "iced" anyone before. 100 00:04:25,467 --> 00:04:27,706 I'm not sure. It sounds complicated. 101 00:04:27,731 --> 00:04:30,335 Craig, you've been working here forever. 102 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:31,870 No one knows this stuff like you do. 103 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,872 - You can totally handle this. - You really think so? 104 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:36,008 Yeah, man. You're the best. 105 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:39,277 They say I'm the best. 106 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,481 The greatest talent to ever work in this department. 107 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:43,615 And they're right. 108 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,083 Oh. Hi, Craig. 109 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:47,285 Hey, Sanjay. What are you doing here? 110 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,354 Oh, they're just doing a little profile on me 111 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:50,555 for "Gamechangers." 112 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:51,824 "Gamechangers." 113 00:04:51,826 --> 00:04:54,292 Profiling the greatest executives in the universe. 114 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,629 Broadcasting weekly to over 500 trillion viewers. 115 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:01,366 A really important show. 116 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:03,168 - Never heard of it. - I just, uh, wanted 117 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,170 to show them where I got my start. 118 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:06,839 I can't believe that guy used to work here. 119 00:05:06,841 --> 00:05:08,640 - Yeah. - Was he any good? 120 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:09,974 I mean, he was fine. 121 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,976 All his miracles were pretty forgettable. 122 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,246 This week's game changer is the mastermind 123 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:16,648 behind planet Earth's most popular miracles... 124 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,850 Captain Sully, 125 00:05:17,852 --> 00:05:20,118 the 2000 NBA Slam Dunk Contest, 126 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,855 and, of course, the Octomom. 127 00:05:22,857 --> 00:05:25,106 That woman was in danger. 128 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:28,593 It's better to be cautious than to be a showboating hack. 129 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:30,195 I don't know. 130 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:31,930 Seems pretty talented. 131 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,665 He's all style, no substance, okay? 132 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,799 Trust me. 133 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,068 What? 134 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:38,136 - Safety's on. - Oh! 135 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:41,073 Yes! I was checking the safety, Sanjay! 136 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:45,009 Shall we go back to work? 137 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,345 And then, of course, there's Apollo 13. 138 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,348 Fun fact... 13 is actually my favorite number, 139 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,950 so I was like, "I'm definitely doing that one." 140 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,952 Sanjay, you've told us at some length 141 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,420 about your past achievements, 142 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:58,757 but I'd love to know what your current job entails. 143 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,760 Well, as executive archangel, 144 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:04,629 I work directly with God, our C.E.O. 145 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:05,964 What's that like? 146 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:08,633 Every day is an intense intellectual challenge. 147 00:06:08,635 --> 00:06:10,102 Here. 148 00:06:10,104 --> 00:06:11,303 Oh. 149 00:06:11,305 --> 00:06:13,638 Ah. Speaking of which, duty calls. 150 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,173 So, what's wrong with the microwave? 151 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:16,641 I'll tell you what's wrong. 152 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:18,510 Nobody told me that, in order to work it, 153 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,912 you have to have a science degree. 154 00:06:19,914 --> 00:06:22,247 What? Okay. 155 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,051 All right, just pull it out when you hear the ding. 156 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,053 - Easy peasy. - Great. 157 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,656 - Love you, buddy. - Okay. 158 00:06:31,911 --> 00:06:32,910 Love you. 159 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,463 The adventure begins. 160 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:43,335 Okay, so, I've got 15 ways we can kill this Mason guy. 161 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,418 One, we drop an anvil on his head. 162 00:06:45,443 --> 00:06:47,539 Two, I found this grand-piano factory 163 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:50,542 on the ninth floor... I worry that murdering Mason 164 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,210 might traumatize Laura. 165 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:54,413 Their relationship seems to be getting serious. 166 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:57,015 They just met yesterday. How serious can it be? 167 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:59,151 Well... 168 00:06:59,153 --> 00:07:00,619 You are my soul. 169 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:02,988 You're the purpose of my heart. 170 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:05,758 But there's something you must know. 171 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,025 What? 172 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:08,961 The string revolution is going global. 173 00:07:08,963 --> 00:07:10,629 Tonight, I fly to China. 174 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:11,764 I'm going to tie a string 175 00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:14,833 to the iPhone manufacturing plant in Zhengzhou 176 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,901 and connect it to the Songyue Pagoda 177 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:19,037 on the summit of the sacred Mount Song. 178 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,906 It's about six weeks of walking, at least. 179 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:22,841 Oh. 180 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,469 Good. He's leaving. 181 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,111 I guess I'll see you when you're back? 182 00:07:28,139 --> 00:07:29,448 Guess again. 183 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,189 What if it's now? 184 00:07:37,191 --> 00:07:39,150 Take this leap. 185 00:07:39,473 --> 00:07:41,006 Be my muse. 186 00:07:41,195 --> 00:07:42,927 Come to China. 187 00:07:44,573 --> 00:07:45,798 Okay. 188 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,265 Okay? 189 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:48,667 - Okay! - Okay, okay. 190 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:51,403 - Okay! Yeah, okay! - Okay! Okay. 191 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:55,073 Maybe it's time to bring in reinforcements. 192 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,835 Well, what do you mean? 193 00:07:57,411 --> 00:08:00,046 What? No! No, absolutely not! 194 00:08:00,071 --> 00:08:02,948 We do not need him! I can handle this! 195 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:08,286 - Safety. - Yes! Safety... is on. 196 00:08:12,113 --> 00:08:15,326 People say, "Sanjay, you're a loose cannon." 197 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,128 I'm a maverick. A trailblazer. 198 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,464 - Here. - B-R-B. 199 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:22,267 Sanjay, is there any way that we could tag along? 200 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,469 We could really use some footage of you in action. 201 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:26,005 Oh, no. This is top-level stuff. 202 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:28,207 "Need to know" only. 203 00:08:28,209 --> 00:08:30,809 So, what happened to the pot pie? 204 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,677 Buddy, let me tell you, these pot pies, 205 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,680 they aren't exactly what you would call "user-friendly." 206 00:08:35,705 --> 00:08:37,157 I mean, it started out fine. 207 00:08:37,182 --> 00:08:40,210 I heard the ding, popped open the door. There's my pie. 208 00:08:40,235 --> 00:08:41,845 I figure at this point, I'm in the clear. Right. 209 00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:45,624 So I reach into the microwave, grab the pie. 210 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,893 And right away, I knew something was wrong. 211 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,694 Because this thing is hot! 212 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,489 I'm talking, like, whoa! 213 00:08:51,491 --> 00:08:53,232 I mean, now I'm running around, 214 00:08:53,234 --> 00:08:55,100 and this thing is burning my hands. 215 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:58,303 And... And I'm shouting, "Rosie, Rosie, get in here," 216 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,639 'cause, you know, I thought she might know what to do. 217 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,441 Mm. So she comes in. She's no help. 218 00:09:02,443 --> 00:09:04,309 She starts screaming, "Well, drop it! 219 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:07,178 Drop it! Why are you still holding it?! Drop it!" 220 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,848 And I'm like, "Drop it? Are you crazy?" 221 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,516 That's my lunch. 222 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:14,319 Well, anyway, the point is, these paws are outta commish. 223 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:17,388 So I'm gonna need you to make me a new pot pie 224 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,258 and then feed it to me one bite at a time, 225 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:20,859 like I'm a little baby. 226 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:24,245 You could have another pot pie. 227 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:30,201 Or you could try these cold-pressed juices. 228 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,336 Yeah. 229 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:33,739 - Juice for lunch? - Uh-huh. 230 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,540 That is a wild idea, man. 231 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,075 All right. 232 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,209 Thanks, buddy! 233 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,945 - Love you. - Okay. 234 00:09:41,059 --> 00:09:44,616 Laura can't kiss Sam if she's on a six-week trip to China. 235 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,217 We need to bring in Sanjay. 236 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:49,535 No, we don't, because I have just handled it. 237 00:09:50,073 --> 00:09:51,018 What? 238 00:09:51,043 --> 00:09:52,491 Yeah. The trip is off. Look. 239 00:09:52,493 --> 00:09:55,294 In international news, China's Zhengzhou Airport, 240 00:09:55,296 --> 00:09:57,162 celebrated for its architectural beauty 241 00:09:57,164 --> 00:10:00,432 and pristine runways, has been destroyed in a flood 242 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:02,767 that scientists say should have been impossible. 243 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:04,303 I worry this newsroom will experience 244 00:10:04,305 --> 00:10:06,105 a flood of its own tonight. 245 00:10:06,107 --> 00:10:08,974 I'm referring, of course, to a flood of my own tears. 246 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:10,842 Whoa! Great job. 247 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:15,246 "All flights canceled indefinitely." 248 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:17,716 Oh. That's too bad. 249 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,119 I was really looking forward to going with you. 250 00:10:20,121 --> 00:10:21,521 And I, with you. 251 00:10:22,123 --> 00:10:24,117 But unfortunately, for now, 252 00:10:24,142 --> 00:10:27,392 the String Theory must remain a string hypothesis. 253 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,795 - Nice. - Yes. 254 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:30,996 Problem solved. 255 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:34,599 Sanjay, we just need one shot of you doing something, 256 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,641 anything, related to your work. 257 00:10:36,643 --> 00:10:37,871 Here. 258 00:10:39,396 --> 00:10:40,729 I'll be right back. 259 00:10:44,345 --> 00:10:46,211 What's wrong? You... You didn't like the juices? 260 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,279 No, I-I loved the juices. 261 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,816 But, buddy, they sure rocked my tum-tum good. 262 00:10:53,354 --> 00:10:54,753 You know that scene in "Titanic" 263 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,155 when all the people are trying to get out 264 00:10:56,157 --> 00:10:57,956 and there's just one tiny little gate 265 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,558 just holding them all back? 266 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,292 That gate is about to go, 267 00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:03,796 and I'm going to need all hands on deck. 268 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:06,898 Oh, no. 269 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,967 I know you're not looking forward to this experience, 270 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,235 and, well, neither am I. 271 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:12,237 But believe it or not, there's a... 272 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,438 there's a lesson here. 273 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,075 That lesson is... 274 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:18,043 Oh. Oh, buddy, we gotta get in there. 275 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,511 Wait, what about the lesson? 276 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:20,779 Oh, there's no time for that. 277 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,247 The train is leaving the station, 278 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,115 and, baby, it's an express. 279 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,784 I love you, buddy! 280 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,052 Okay, yes, yes, yes. 281 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,547 It looks like Mason is leaving Laura's apartment. 282 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:34,526 What's wrong? 283 00:11:36,012 --> 00:11:38,797 I'm just trying to figure out where I'm going to stay. 284 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:39,798 What do you mean? 285 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,267 In anticipation for my trip to Zhengzhou, 286 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,935 I gave up my apartment 287 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:46,648 and put all my earthly possessions in storage. 288 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,317 So now I'm a man without a home. 289 00:11:50,527 --> 00:11:52,277 I'm a homeless man. 290 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:57,616 Well, I guess you could stay here for a little bit. 291 00:11:57,618 --> 00:12:00,151 Laura, oh, God! Thank you! 292 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,887 Wow, thank you. 293 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,222 This is crazy. 294 00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:04,756 If the trip to China hadn't been ruined, 295 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,592 you would have never asked me to move in. 296 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,361 Feels like divine intervention. 297 00:12:12,104 --> 00:12:13,438 Thank you. 298 00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:15,967 I'm getting Sanjay. 299 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,368 What? No! No, no, no, no! 300 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,703 We... We can think of something else... 301 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,972 a breeze or something involving a... a... 302 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:22,107 Yeah, a breeze! 303 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:29,986 Sorry, guys. Just had some executive, you know, work. 304 00:12:30,451 --> 00:12:32,183 Slow down, please. 305 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,786 Eliza, how can I convince you that this is not a good idea? 306 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,721 - Hey! - So sorry. 307 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:39,725 Let's just print this snowflake twice. 308 00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:41,244 Two can be the same. 309 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,595 Who's gonna notice, Todd? 310 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,997 Sanjay, we need some footage that we can use. 311 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,332 This is "Gamechangers." 312 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,400 We have to see you changing the game. 313 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,469 Right. 314 00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:52,471 Okay. Go ahead. Ask him. 315 00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:54,273 Oh, hang on. Why do I have to ask him? 316 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:56,075 You know him better. 317 00:12:56,077 --> 00:12:57,542 Come on. 318 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,811 Hi, uh, Sanjay. 319 00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:02,448 Sorry. Uh, could you help us with something? 320 00:13:03,751 --> 00:13:05,284 Hey, Craig! 321 00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:07,619 Oh. 322 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,487 Oh. 323 00:13:08,489 --> 00:13:10,555 This happens constantly. 324 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,891 A lower-level employee has, uh, some problem 325 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:16,495 that's beyond his skill set, so he comes to me. Yeah. 326 00:13:16,497 --> 00:13:21,633 Um, like a student to a teacher, or a child to a man. 327 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,235 So, what do you need, Craig? 328 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:27,387 Your help with something. 329 00:13:27,412 --> 00:13:30,747 Would you say you need to me to change your game? 330 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,444 Yeah. 331 00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,180 Yes, Sanjay, please. 332 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,048 Please change my game. 333 00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:39,651 Whoops. We had a little sound issue. 334 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,787 Craig, could you say that again, much louder? 335 00:13:41,789 --> 00:13:45,457 Yeah, Sanjay, please change my game. 336 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:47,926 Sure thing, little buddy. 337 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,061 I think we got it. 338 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,131 Thank you so much for bailing us out, Sanjay. 339 00:13:52,133 --> 00:13:53,332 Can you come right now? 340 00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:55,801 Uh, sure. I don't see why not. 341 00:13:55,803 --> 00:13:59,004 Sanjay, he says, "Another train is leaving the station, 342 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,939 and, baby, it's a bullet train. 343 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:04,155 The midnight Tokyo to Osaka express." 344 00:14:05,202 --> 00:14:07,212 "The conductor's hopped up on greenies, 345 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,747 and his pedal's to the metal. 346 00:14:08,749 --> 00:14:11,150 - He's got a need for speed. - Oh. Oh. 347 00:14:11,152 --> 00:14:14,019 The train is literally shooting out of the tunnel right now. 348 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,955 Oh, mama. Please come immediately." 349 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,824 I'll be down in five. 350 00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:31,370 Can't tell if we're through this 351 00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:32,971 or just in the eye of the storm. 352 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,240 It was the eye. It was the eye. 353 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,986 Sanjay! Sanjay, wait! 354 00:14:46,988 --> 00:14:48,920 Great job, dude. 355 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,923 You got rid of the one guy we needed. 356 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:54,860 Sanjay, call Al Roker. 357 00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:57,101 This storm's gonna need a name. 358 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:08,907 - Hey, Sanjay. - Hi, Craig. 359 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,041 Uh, good one. 360 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,510 You... You got me. That was... 361 00:15:11,512 --> 00:15:13,312 I loved it. 362 00:15:13,314 --> 00:15:14,981 I... 363 00:15:15,716 --> 00:15:19,851 I-I am... really sorry that I just did that. 364 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:23,188 Why? No, you showed everyone the truth. 365 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,656 Yeah, I'm pathetic. 366 00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:26,525 I don't do anything. 367 00:15:26,527 --> 00:15:30,261 Well, maybe not up here. 368 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,464 But come on. Down in Prayers, you were the best. 369 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,933 Everyone thinks so. 370 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,535 Not you. 371 00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:38,337 No, you think I'm a showboating hack. 372 00:15:38,339 --> 00:15:39,938 No. No, you said it. I heard you. 373 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,206 You said "showboating hack." 374 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,542 Yes, because I was jealous. 375 00:15:43,544 --> 00:15:45,677 And you might be a showboat, 376 00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:48,647 but you are definitely not a hack. 377 00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:54,645 And we really, really need you. 378 00:15:55,156 --> 00:15:56,855 Will you still help us? 379 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:01,319 Do my eyes look puffy? 380 00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:03,695 Uh, no. No, not at all. 381 00:16:03,697 --> 00:16:05,630 Be honest. No, no, you look great. 382 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,166 - Doesn't he look great? - He looks great. 383 00:16:07,168 --> 00:16:08,618 You look great. 384 00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:11,003 Yeah, I'll help you. 385 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,905 All right. Give me something on this guy. 386 00:16:13,907 --> 00:16:15,053 What does he do for a living? 387 00:16:15,078 --> 00:16:17,345 He's a professional thought leader and brand disrupter. 388 00:16:17,511 --> 00:16:19,444 Those aren't real jobs. 389 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,580 He must be rich. What do his parents do? 390 00:16:21,582 --> 00:16:23,849 Oh! Holy shit! 391 00:16:23,851 --> 00:16:26,094 His dad owns Royal Britannia Oil. 392 00:16:27,521 --> 00:16:29,388 Time to change the game. 393 00:16:31,192 --> 00:16:33,258 Okay. I've rerouted the oil tanker. 394 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,937 Perfect. Crash it into that deep-sea drill and light it up. 395 00:16:37,398 --> 00:16:39,464 I can't get any closer. We're gonna lose our window! 396 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:40,599 Uh... I'll send a tidal wave. 397 00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:41,933 No, that'll capsize it! 398 00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:43,402 What about, uh, just a... a breeze? 399 00:16:43,404 --> 00:16:44,603 - Great idea. - Yes. 400 00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:46,905 Yeah? Okay. Let's see what we have. 401 00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:48,540 Safety. 402 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:49,674 Yes. Thank you. 403 00:16:50,211 --> 00:16:52,878 Breeze sequence initiated. 404 00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:56,347 - Hey, hey! - The world weeps today 405 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,283 in the wake of a massive oil spill 406 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:01,086 just one mile from the cherished Galápagos Islands. 407 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:04,823 The images of sea turtles caked in oil, gasping for air, 408 00:17:04,825 --> 00:17:06,958 will not soon leave my nightmares. 409 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,427 Meanwhile, the company at fault... 410 00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:10,095 Royal Britannia Oil... 411 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:13,364 is in financial free fall as their stock price plummets. 412 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,035 Okay! So, we have caused a gigantic oil spill, 413 00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:18,271 and Mason's dad's company's is ruined. 414 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,273 Now what? 415 00:17:21,642 --> 00:17:23,242 You'll see. 416 00:17:23,244 --> 00:17:25,176 I mean, not to be rude, but I'll probably make a lot 417 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,912 - of changes around the house. - Hey, sir. 418 00:17:26,914 --> 00:17:28,714 I'm sorry, but your... your card was declined. 419 00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:30,381 Okay, what? 420 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,384 - Oh. - Oh, boy. 421 00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:34,920 Daddy, what the "F"?! 422 00:17:34,922 --> 00:17:38,523 Why did you cancel my credit card?! 423 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,859 Oh, co... Oil spill? 424 00:17:40,861 --> 00:17:43,528 Oh, oil spill. So what, bitch? 425 00:17:44,971 --> 00:17:46,331 Look, look, look, look. 426 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,776 - 427 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:51,670 I need $7,000 right now! 428 00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:55,474 Dad, please. I said "pl... "I said "please"! 429 00:17:55,476 --> 00:17:57,404 This is my allowance. 430 00:17:57,428 --> 00:17:58,546 _ 431 00:17:58,570 --> 00:17:59,745 - 432 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,012 Yes! 433 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,614 - Yes! Ooh, what a meltdown! - Yes! 434 00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:05,016 I almost feel bad for him. Wow. 435 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:07,286 You know, uh, sometimes a little humility 436 00:18:07,288 --> 00:18:08,887 can be good for someone. 437 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,222 Maybe he'll learn something. 438 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,592 Or maybe not. Whatever. Ah. 439 00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:17,062 Put Mom on, you bitch! 440 00:18:42,356 --> 00:18:44,756 I mean, it comes off one... It's on one side, 441 00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:45,891 and then it comes off the other side. 442 00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:47,693 Those can be tricky. 443 00:18:47,695 --> 00:18:48,894 Okay, let's just try it again, 444 00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:51,229 but be a little bit more methodical this time. 445 00:18:54,702 --> 00:18:56,368 Uh, Nana, I-I'm so sorry. 446 00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:57,836 I'm gonna have to call you back, okay? 447 00:18:57,838 --> 00:18:59,371 - Okay. - Love you. 448 00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:00,438 Love you. 449 00:19:13,387 --> 00:19:14,652 - Yes. Mm! - Yes! 450 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,226 Back on track! 451 00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:17,594 Thanks again for your help, Sanjay. 452 00:19:17,619 --> 00:19:19,591 Yes. It is too bad you can't stick around. 453 00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:20,926 Hmm. 454 00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:23,461 - Maybe I will. - What? 455 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:28,133 It feels so good to actually do something for a change. 456 00:19:28,135 --> 00:19:30,001 This is where I belong. 457 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,737 - Awesome! - Doesn't God need you for... 458 00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:33,138 Unh-unh. 459 00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:34,340 Okay. We got a lot of work ahead of us. 460 00:19:34,342 --> 00:19:36,274 Oh, maybe we should make some coffee. 461 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,544 Mm, good call. Craig, would you mind making us some coffee? 462 00:19:38,546 --> 00:19:40,078 Oh. Uh... 463 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,813 of course. Yes. 464 00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:43,015 Uh, I'll be right back. 465 00:19:43,017 --> 00:19:44,550 - Thank you. - Thank you. 466 00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:45,884 Okay. 467 00:19:45,886 --> 00:19:47,419 Okay. Oh, he's sending a meme. 468 00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:50,088 - Don't, Sam. - Don't! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 469 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:51,489 Cancel, cancel. 470 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,825 Sometimes life doesn't always go your way. 471 00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:55,961 Some things you can't control. 472 00:19:55,963 --> 00:19:57,963 So control what you can. 473 00:19:57,965 --> 00:20:00,766 Dance your dance, sing your song, 474 00:20:00,768 --> 00:20:02,901 and cherish the small things. 475 00:20:02,903 --> 00:20:05,237 Because this moment... 476 00:20:05,239 --> 00:20:07,172 it's already passed. 477 00:20:07,174 --> 00:20:08,907 But here's another one. 478 00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:10,375 And another one. 479 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,245 So seize it. Live it. 480 00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:17,025 'Cause what if it really is... now? 481 00:20:17,027 --> 00:20:18,316 The String Theory. 482 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,851 Join the revolution at www.flashfund... 483 00:20:19,853 --> 00:20:22,921 Finally. Someone gets it. 484 00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:25,499 Sanjay! 485 00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,877 You gotta see this! 486 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,862 Sanjay? 487 00:20:31,505 --> 00:20:33,465 Rosie? 488 00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:35,067 Someone gets it! 489 00:20:35,091 --> 00:20:40,091 credits