1 00:00:05,209 --> 00:00:06,915 For those of you who were too fuckin' busy, 2 00:00:06,916 --> 00:00:08,701 here's what happened last week on Shameless. 3 00:00:09,916 --> 00:00:11,519 Fuck it. 4 00:00:13,083 --> 00:00:14,831 Aye, aye, matey. 5 00:00:14,832 --> 00:00:16,623 Popcorn shrimp. Fuck. 6 00:00:16,624 --> 00:00:18,165 You ever worked on the line, Carl? 7 00:00:18,166 --> 00:00:19,873 - In the kitchen? - Grab an apron. 8 00:00:21,124 --> 00:00:22,186 Girls' day. 9 00:00:22,187 --> 00:00:23,631 It's a date. 10 00:00:24,872 --> 00:00:26,797 Yo, that's my sister and my girlfriend. 11 00:00:26,798 --> 00:00:27,948 Which one's your sister? 12 00:00:27,949 --> 00:00:29,914 Uh, she's macking on your girl, huh? 13 00:00:29,915 --> 00:00:31,344 I'ma head upstairs right now. 14 00:00:31,345 --> 00:00:32,811 I'd really like if you came with me. 15 00:00:32,812 --> 00:00:34,790 No way. She needs to see how it ends. 16 00:00:35,853 --> 00:00:37,831 I know how it ends. 17 00:00:37,832 --> 00:00:38,795 ...unless there's something 18 00:00:38,796 --> 00:00:39,998 you're not telling me. 19 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:42,628 Agh! Fine! I didn't get a vasectomy. I pretended to. 20 00:00:42,629 --> 00:00:44,564 I'll reschedule the vasectomy right now. 21 00:00:44,565 --> 00:00:46,207 Your father is gonna be the new 22 00:00:46,208 --> 00:00:49,497 Hobo Loco beverage spokesperson. 23 00:00:49,498 --> 00:00:52,263 Soon I'll be able to support those I love. 24 00:00:52,264 --> 00:00:53,537 Little Frank-ettes. 25 00:00:53,538 --> 00:00:55,634 Frank'll be committed to my six babies, right? 26 00:00:55,635 --> 00:00:57,773 - Not a chance. - Frank, something's wrong. 27 00:00:57,774 --> 00:00:59,244 - I'm in pain. - What do you mean? 28 00:00:59,245 --> 00:01:00,790 I am miscarrying. 29 00:01:00,791 --> 00:01:03,460 Will you come with me, or will you stay? 30 00:01:03,461 --> 00:01:05,665 I will be back. I love you. 31 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:07,165 I didn't miscarry. 32 00:01:07,166 --> 00:01:09,694 I was testing you to see if you gave a shit. 33 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,207 Good-bye, Frank. 34 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:12,915 Make it out to cash. 35 00:01:12,916 --> 00:01:14,748 You smell like booze. 36 00:01:14,749 --> 00:01:16,883 - You're fired. - What? 37 00:01:16,884 --> 00:01:18,169 Do you want to stay with me here? 38 00:01:18,170 --> 00:01:19,842 Yeah, that'd be good. 39 00:01:19,843 --> 00:01:22,450 I'm with DCFS, here to do a home safety check 40 00:01:22,451 --> 00:01:24,389 for a case opened up by Phillip Gallagher. 41 00:01:24,390 --> 00:01:26,460 Any idea how much you fucked this up for me? 42 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,801 The old Fiona would've handled this, would've spun shit, 43 00:01:28,802 --> 00:01:30,620 - would've covered for me. - What was I supposed to do? 44 00:01:30,621 --> 00:01:32,831 I expected you to not be drunk in the middle of the day. 45 00:01:32,832 --> 00:01:34,344 DCFS showed up unannounced. 46 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:36,010 Fiona answered the door fucking drunk. 47 00:01:36,011 --> 00:01:37,484 Okay, I'm pregnant. 48 00:01:37,485 --> 00:01:39,931 - What are we gonna do? - I don't know. 49 00:01:42,915 --> 00:01:48,914 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 50 00:03:11,043 --> 00:03:13,123 I don't have enough room for all my stuff. 51 00:03:13,124 --> 00:03:15,209 Uh, okay. 52 00:03:16,251 --> 00:03:17,876 Uh... 53 00:03:19,251 --> 00:03:21,290 Here you go. Use this. 54 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:25,876 Um... 55 00:03:27,335 --> 00:03:29,582 Jacket. 56 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:31,831 It's a million degrees outside. 57 00:03:31,832 --> 00:03:33,332 Yeah, just in case. 58 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:36,748 Oh, you want some magazines? 59 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:39,165 - No, thanks. - No? 60 00:03:39,166 --> 00:03:40,790 Uh... 61 00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:42,861 your pillow, can't forget that. 62 00:03:42,862 --> 00:03:44,415 That's your pillow. 63 00:03:44,416 --> 00:03:46,306 Yeah, but you love it. 64 00:03:47,042 --> 00:03:48,307 Go on, take it. 65 00:03:50,148 --> 00:03:52,612 Okay, are you hungry? 66 00:03:52,613 --> 00:03:53,879 Want me to make you something to eat or... 67 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,082 We just had breakfast. 68 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:58,349 Yeah, but, uh, for the road. 69 00:03:58,350 --> 00:03:59,582 You want a sandwich or something? 70 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,700 - No, thanks. - No? 71 00:04:02,584 --> 00:04:04,582 All right. 72 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:05,996 Um... 73 00:04:07,209 --> 00:04:09,791 listen, I'll, um... I'll come visit you, 74 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,165 okay, you know, as soon as you get settled. 75 00:04:12,166 --> 00:04:13,374 Okay. 76 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:14,827 I'm really sorry you have to leave. 77 00:04:14,828 --> 00:04:16,290 You know, but I think 78 00:04:16,291 --> 00:04:18,290 it's the best thing for you right now. 79 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:19,353 Yeah. 80 00:04:19,354 --> 00:04:20,998 It's gonna be fine. 81 00:04:25,460 --> 00:04:26,543 All right. 82 00:04:29,043 --> 00:04:30,395 - Hey. - Hey. 83 00:04:33,916 --> 00:04:35,585 Well, how is everybody today? 84 00:04:35,586 --> 00:04:37,261 - Good. - Xan, you okay? 85 00:04:37,792 --> 00:04:38,967 Yeah. 86 00:04:39,459 --> 00:04:42,957 Good, good. You, uh, ready to go? 87 00:04:42,958 --> 00:04:44,582 I think so. 88 00:04:44,583 --> 00:04:46,605 Okay, hey, um, you, uh... 89 00:04:46,606 --> 00:04:48,207 - you got your phone? - Yeah. 90 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:49,737 - And it's charged? - Yeah. 91 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:51,625 Okay. 92 00:04:54,293 --> 00:04:55,876 All right. 93 00:04:58,876 --> 00:05:00,165 Hey, you, um... you call me 94 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,040 when you get there, all right, 95 00:05:02,041 --> 00:05:03,769 just let me know you're safe? 96 00:05:05,501 --> 00:05:06,792 All right. 97 00:05:07,543 --> 00:05:09,332 And here, um, 98 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,873 I got this for you for, uh... 99 00:05:11,874 --> 00:05:14,830 for-for snacks and stuff, you know, whatever you need. 100 00:05:15,376 --> 00:05:16,834 Oh. 101 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:19,415 I made this for you. 102 00:05:19,416 --> 00:05:20,786 Oh, yeah? 103 00:05:21,681 --> 00:05:23,374 Uh, where'd you learn how to make these? 104 00:05:23,375 --> 00:05:24,574 Kelly taught me. 105 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:26,790 You know I can't wear this, right? 106 00:05:26,791 --> 00:05:28,311 I'll get the shit beat out of me. 107 00:05:29,332 --> 00:05:31,460 I'm the pink and you're the purple. 108 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,295 You know there's an old man sleeping out front here? 109 00:05:35,296 --> 00:05:36,574 Yeah. 110 00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:38,514 Okay. 111 00:05:38,515 --> 00:05:39,793 Are we ready? 112 00:05:40,593 --> 00:05:42,123 Yeah. 113 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:43,766 Okay, I'll talk to you soon. 114 00:05:44,639 --> 00:05:45,915 Don't be mad. 115 00:05:45,916 --> 00:05:47,547 It's no one's fault. 116 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:40,810 - What's that? - It's Fiona's shit. 117 00:06:40,811 --> 00:06:42,898 Why is Fiona's shit in trash bags? 118 00:06:42,899 --> 00:06:44,751 'Cause I told her to leave and she's still here. 119 00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:46,204 Thought I'd give her a hand. 120 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:48,123 'Cause of Xan? 121 00:06:48,124 --> 00:06:51,935 Yeah, 'cause of Xan and Jason 122 00:06:51,936 --> 00:06:53,402 and all the other fucking things. 123 00:06:53,403 --> 00:06:54,499 Okay. 124 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:55,872 Look, I'll see you later, all right? 125 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:58,082 I gotta catch Tami before work. 126 00:06:58,083 --> 00:06:59,675 You guys get into a fight or something? 127 00:06:59,676 --> 00:07:02,777 No, she, uh... she's pregnant. 128 00:07:02,778 --> 00:07:04,332 Holy shit. 129 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:05,748 She gonna keep it? 130 00:07:05,749 --> 00:07:07,398 Uh, I have no idea. 131 00:07:07,399 --> 00:07:08,519 That'd be so cool. 132 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:09,730 Franny could have a little cousin. 133 00:07:09,731 --> 00:07:11,809 Yeah, look, I don't know. I just found out yesterday, Debs, 134 00:07:11,810 --> 00:07:13,249 so I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. 135 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:14,624 You guys could all live here. 136 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:15,936 Tami and I can take turns babysitting. 137 00:07:15,937 --> 00:07:17,384 Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. 138 00:07:17,385 --> 00:07:19,582 I'm sorry I mentioned it. 139 00:07:20,832 --> 00:07:22,499 You want a cousin, right? 140 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,332 Uncle Lip's baby. 141 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,540 Good morning, former coworker. 142 00:07:29,541 --> 00:07:31,299 Here we go. 143 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:33,260 No need to panic, Eliza. 144 00:07:33,261 --> 00:07:35,319 I'm just here for my final paycheck. 145 00:07:36,279 --> 00:07:38,082 Okay, sure. 146 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:39,380 I'll be right back. 147 00:07:39,381 --> 00:07:40,716 Thanks. 148 00:07:42,321 --> 00:07:44,526 Hey, you got my tip-out? 149 00:07:44,527 --> 00:07:45,499 What? 150 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:46,748 My tip-out. 151 00:07:46,749 --> 00:07:48,040 My share of the ti... 152 00:07:48,041 --> 00:07:49,467 You know what a tip-out is, Karina. 153 00:07:49,468 --> 00:07:50,665 Where are my tips? 154 00:07:50,666 --> 00:07:53,998 Um, well, we didn't think that you were... 155 00:07:53,999 --> 00:07:56,942 You guys just stole my fucking tips? 156 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:59,082 Wow, that is cold. 157 00:07:59,083 --> 00:08:01,165 That's okay, I'll just take this. 158 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:03,040 Thank you. 159 00:08:03,041 --> 00:08:05,917 Oh, hey, what's up, Judas? 160 00:08:08,293 --> 00:08:10,335 Hey, winner. 161 00:08:13,501 --> 00:08:16,623 I'd refill your coffee, but I don't work here anymore, 162 00:08:16,624 --> 00:08:18,335 so... 163 00:08:19,543 --> 00:08:21,168 Here you go. 164 00:08:23,709 --> 00:08:25,540 - Oh... - Jesus. 165 00:08:25,541 --> 00:08:27,827 ...you know those eggs aren't really cage-free, right? 166 00:08:27,828 --> 00:08:30,428 The menu's full of lies. Enjoy. 167 00:08:30,429 --> 00:08:33,095 - Have you been drinking? - Have you? 168 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,317 You're drunk. 169 00:08:35,318 --> 00:08:38,181 Fuck you, Eliza. 170 00:08:38,182 --> 00:08:39,407 You got your last paycheck. 171 00:08:39,408 --> 00:08:41,249 Please leave, or I'll have to call the cops. 172 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:43,831 Oh, the cops. 173 00:08:43,832 --> 00:08:45,582 Let's call them. 174 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:49,293 They can find out where my stolen tips went. 175 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:12,508 Where's my Buccaneer Biscuits at? KJ. 176 00:09:12,509 --> 00:09:14,376 Going as fast as I can, Lori. 177 00:09:15,585 --> 00:09:18,332 Buccaneer Biscuits selling like crazy. 178 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:20,866 Adding fried clams to the bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit 179 00:09:20,867 --> 00:09:22,213 was a great idea. 180 00:09:22,214 --> 00:09:23,496 Yeah? Thanks. 181 00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:27,165 Just a fry guy with big ideas who wants to serve his country. 182 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,744 You ever read The Tipping Point, Malcolm Gladwell? 183 00:09:29,745 --> 00:09:31,207 Uh, no. 184 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:33,873 Buccaneer Biscuits, tipping point. 185 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,319 Trust me, you're gonna go places. 186 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,067 I sell weed out the back. 187 00:09:38,068 --> 00:09:39,821 I know you do, KJ, 188 00:09:39,822 --> 00:09:42,060 and I appreciate your desire for a better life. 189 00:09:42,061 --> 00:09:44,699 But Carl here, he's helping us sell shit 190 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:46,499 inside the store, okay? 191 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:49,957 You know, they used to call this place Mr. Bob's. 192 00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:51,657 They started calling it Captain Bob's 193 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,157 when they added seafood to the menu. 194 00:09:53,158 --> 00:09:54,699 Now it's all seafood. 195 00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:57,776 That man's a goddamn visionary. 196 00:09:57,777 --> 00:09:59,074 Can I take my break now? 197 00:09:59,075 --> 00:10:00,491 Sure, you can, rock star. 198 00:10:00,492 --> 00:10:02,291 - Be back in ten, okay? - Yeah. 199 00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:04,076 Mmm, mmm. 200 00:10:09,658 --> 00:10:11,550 Hey, Kelly, it's me. 201 00:10:11,551 --> 00:10:13,449 I'm at work right now. 202 00:10:13,450 --> 00:10:15,066 You know those Buccaneer Biscuits? 203 00:10:15,067 --> 00:10:16,574 They're a huge hit. 204 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,407 Yeah, it was my idea. Did you know that? 205 00:10:18,408 --> 00:10:20,361 So I'm pretty hyped about that. 206 00:10:20,362 --> 00:10:22,657 You know, I should probably be getting back to it, though, 207 00:10:22,658 --> 00:10:24,740 so just want to make sure softball's going well. 208 00:10:24,741 --> 00:10:27,074 Uh, give me a call later, all right? 209 00:10:27,075 --> 00:10:28,574 Bye. Miss and love you. 210 00:10:28,575 --> 00:10:29,879 Bye. 211 00:10:39,034 --> 00:10:42,532 Ugh, feels like someone kicked me in the balls. 212 00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:43,847 Well, the heat doesn't help. 213 00:10:43,848 --> 00:10:45,282 You gotta get some AC in here, man. 214 00:10:45,283 --> 00:10:46,688 We have an AC. 215 00:10:48,326 --> 00:10:50,241 Thing's on its last legs, 216 00:10:50,242 --> 00:10:51,865 givin' it all she's got. 217 00:10:53,116 --> 00:10:54,740 Oh. 218 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:58,333 V, is there a kid kicking me in the nuts right now? 219 00:10:58,334 --> 00:10:59,900 'Cause it feels like there's a child 220 00:10:59,901 --> 00:11:01,366 repeatedly kicking me in the balls. 221 00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:03,282 No, baby, just leave ice on it. 222 00:11:03,283 --> 00:11:05,032 Be better in no time, Kev. Hang in there, man. 223 00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:06,657 Yeah, hang in there, buddy. 224 00:11:06,658 --> 00:11:08,710 - What's up? - Hey. 225 00:11:10,117 --> 00:11:11,449 What's going on with him? 226 00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:13,469 He had a vasectomy, little swelling. 227 00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:16,366 Little swelling? My ball's the size of a grapefruit, V. 228 00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:18,032 Why didn't V just tie her tubes? 229 00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,636 Old-school, piece of cake. 230 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:20,782 Okay, I'm right here. 231 00:11:20,783 --> 00:11:22,115 I'll take this one. 232 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,435 Do you even know what you're saying? 233 00:11:23,436 --> 00:11:25,699 A vasectomy is like this, 234 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:28,157 really, on one ball, 235 00:11:28,158 --> 00:11:29,574 and it's already on the outside of your body. 236 00:11:29,575 --> 00:11:31,282 My shit is on the inside. 237 00:11:31,283 --> 00:11:34,032 They have to cut into my stomach twice, 238 00:11:34,033 --> 00:11:36,402 pull my tubes out of my body, 239 00:11:36,403 --> 00:11:39,032 rope 'em off, and then put 'em back inside me. 240 00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,393 I should slap your face. 241 00:11:40,394 --> 00:11:41,345 Sorry, V. 242 00:11:41,346 --> 00:11:42,660 You gon' live, baby. 243 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:45,115 What is that? 244 00:11:45,116 --> 00:11:47,263 Final paycheck. Can you cash it? 245 00:11:47,742 --> 00:11:50,796 Come on, it's only, like, 115 bucks. 246 00:11:54,368 --> 00:11:55,616 Oh, no, keep it. 247 00:11:55,617 --> 00:11:57,865 I am ready to drink. 248 00:11:57,866 --> 00:11:58,990 What you havin'? 249 00:11:58,991 --> 00:12:00,074 Vodka. 250 00:12:00,075 --> 00:12:01,660 - Straight? - Yeah. 251 00:12:05,784 --> 00:12:08,990 Whoop, I made a vodka and cranberry. 252 00:12:08,991 --> 00:12:11,157 My bad. 253 00:12:11,158 --> 00:12:12,618 I'll make you some breakfast. 254 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,326 What the fuck? 255 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,493 Oh. 256 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,032 Everyone, remain calm. 257 00:12:29,033 --> 00:12:31,130 - Why would we not remain... - Tsk, tsk. 258 00:12:31,131 --> 00:12:34,075 People do crazy shit when the power goes out. 259 00:12:36,452 --> 00:12:39,167 Hey, you guys got power? 260 00:12:39,168 --> 00:12:41,199 No, you? 261 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,574 Mrs. Williams, do you have power? 262 00:12:43,575 --> 00:12:46,032 No. 263 00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:55,157 Blackout. 264 00:13:16,239 --> 00:13:17,657 Professor. 265 00:13:19,824 --> 00:13:21,240 Been waitin'. 266 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:27,240 I have a generator. 267 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,868 Of course you do. Wow. 268 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:34,616 No one in this neighborhood ever plans ahead. 269 00:13:34,617 --> 00:13:37,032 The future is scary, Professor. 270 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,616 It's easier not to think about. 271 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:40,157 Unless there's money to be made. 272 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:44,481 So, um, how much? 273 00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:47,518 Cost plus 20 percent. 274 00:13:48,409 --> 00:13:49,829 Cost plus ten? 275 00:13:51,154 --> 00:13:53,737 Okay, okay, 15. 276 00:13:55,743 --> 00:13:57,804 Any word how long this is gonna last? 277 00:13:57,805 --> 00:13:59,699 Too soon to say, 278 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,091 but I'll see you in an hour if we still got a blackout. 279 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,410 All right. 280 00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:07,699 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 281 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:10,532 V, calm down. It's just a blackout. 282 00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:12,616 The power will come back on eventually. 283 00:14:12,617 --> 00:14:14,491 - It's not a big deal. - When? 284 00:14:14,492 --> 00:14:16,282 I'm sure they're already working on it. 285 00:14:16,283 --> 00:14:17,657 The whole city's out. 286 00:14:17,658 --> 00:14:19,358 They don't know how long it's gonna be. 287 00:14:21,492 --> 00:14:23,285 Babe, what is going on? 288 00:14:24,993 --> 00:14:25,991 What? 289 00:14:26,715 --> 00:14:28,034 The steaks. 290 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,534 Steaks, what steaks? 291 00:14:33,368 --> 00:14:35,752 I bought 16 cases of rib eye 292 00:14:35,753 --> 00:14:37,668 and a case of crab-stuffed sole. 293 00:14:38,159 --> 00:14:39,282 What, in here? 294 00:14:39,283 --> 00:14:41,616 Well, don't open it! 295 00:14:41,617 --> 00:14:43,074 Why do we have a freezer full of meat? 296 00:14:43,075 --> 00:14:45,282 I got it from a guy who said his truck broke down. 297 00:14:45,283 --> 00:14:46,616 Gave me a good deal. 298 00:14:46,617 --> 00:14:47,595 You did what? 299 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,948 Now it's all gonna go bad 300 00:14:48,949 --> 00:14:50,990 unless the power comes back on soon. 301 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,642 How much did you pay for this? 302 00:14:54,117 --> 00:14:55,577 Five hundred. 303 00:14:55,578 --> 00:14:57,199 What, $500? 304 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,532 I was gonna do a surf and turf special, 305 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:02,652 28 bucks, call it Funk Sole Brother. 306 00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:03,948 I don't get it. 307 00:15:03,949 --> 00:15:07,174 Sole, S-O-L-E, Funk Sole Brother. 308 00:15:07,175 --> 00:15:08,481 Oh, yeah. 309 00:15:08,482 --> 00:15:09,823 We would've made over 3,500 bucks. 310 00:15:09,824 --> 00:15:11,240 No, it's a great idea, 311 00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:12,699 if we had electricity! 312 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,653 Why do you think I've been freaking out? 313 00:15:14,654 --> 00:15:16,491 This is the worst thing that has ever happened. 314 00:15:16,492 --> 00:15:18,199 Anne Frank might beg to differ. 315 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,740 Just a minute ago, you were telling me to calm down, 316 00:15:20,741 --> 00:15:22,274 this is just a blackout. 317 00:15:22,275 --> 00:15:24,715 That's before I knew we had a freezer full of meat. 318 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,532 Fuck the meat. I need ice for my balls. I could die. 319 00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:29,990 We need to sell the meat. 320 00:15:29,991 --> 00:15:31,865 - We need ice for my balls! - And cocktails. 321 00:15:31,866 --> 00:15:33,366 The beer's gonna be warm. 322 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,782 Nothin' new there. 323 00:15:34,783 --> 00:15:35,948 I'm panicking. 324 00:15:35,949 --> 00:15:38,353 I'm having a panic attack. I'm hyperventilating. 325 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,919 What are we gonna do? 326 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,812 Can I get another vodka cran while there's still ice? 327 00:15:44,158 --> 00:15:45,823 I need a paper bag. 328 00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:47,324 I need a paper bag! 329 00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:48,532 I-I gotta close up. 330 00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:49,512 I can't open the register. 331 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,407 I can't microwave shit. 332 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,488 - So can we leave? - Leave? 333 00:15:53,489 --> 00:15:55,865 This is the perfect time for a kitchen deep clean. 334 00:15:55,866 --> 00:15:57,574 Start breaking down the grill and the fryers. 335 00:15:57,575 --> 00:15:59,449 It's, like, 90 degrees in here, Lori. 336 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:02,157 Unsafe work environment, unsafe work environment. 337 00:16:02,158 --> 00:16:03,782 KJ, you were in prison. 338 00:16:03,783 --> 00:16:05,372 How was that work environment? 339 00:16:05,373 --> 00:16:06,699 Unsafe. 340 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,516 You can, uh, clean out the freezer. 341 00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:09,609 Oh, sweet. 342 00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:10,719 Uh, what about the stuff in the freezer? 343 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,035 Will it go bad? 344 00:16:12,036 --> 00:16:13,990 We never said the seafood was fresh here. 345 00:16:13,991 --> 00:16:16,532 Yeah, besides, the clams, cod, and shrimp... 346 00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:18,407 All just a delivery system for tartar sauce. 347 00:16:18,408 --> 00:16:19,470 God. 348 00:16:19,471 --> 00:16:21,782 You just get it. God. 349 00:16:21,783 --> 00:16:23,480 So can I leave anyways? 350 00:16:24,242 --> 00:16:26,554 What the hell do you have to do that's so urgent? 351 00:16:26,555 --> 00:16:27,784 Nothing. 352 00:16:29,284 --> 00:16:33,115 Come on, you know you can talk to me about anything. 353 00:16:33,116 --> 00:16:35,432 - I want to hang out with Kelly. - Oh, not this shit again. 354 00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:37,907 - She's being weird. - Can I give you some advice? 355 00:16:37,908 --> 00:16:39,782 - Not really. - Back the fuck off. 356 00:16:39,783 --> 00:16:41,032 All right, give her some space. 357 00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,990 Women hate clingy guys. 358 00:16:42,991 --> 00:16:46,199 But also, it's a blackout. 359 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,937 Blackouts mean sex. 360 00:16:47,938 --> 00:16:49,574 There's nothin' else to do. 361 00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,951 This is your chance to win back your lady. 362 00:16:53,086 --> 00:16:55,782 Also, stick your finger in her butt. 363 00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:57,240 Chicks like that. 364 00:16:57,241 --> 00:16:58,701 - Right. - She religious? 365 00:16:58,702 --> 00:17:00,199 Uh, pretty much. 366 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,699 Finger that ass, 367 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,532 but put it in your mouth first. 368 00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:05,707 - Oh, okay. - Okay. 369 00:17:20,746 --> 00:17:21,811 Hey. 370 00:17:21,812 --> 00:17:24,948 Hey, did you get my message? 371 00:17:24,949 --> 00:17:27,199 Uh, no, we're not supposed to be on our phones. 372 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,823 Oh, yeah, no problem. 373 00:17:28,824 --> 00:17:30,240 You know there's a blackout, whole city. 374 00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:31,487 - What? - Keefe! 375 00:17:31,488 --> 00:17:33,282 - Off the phone now! - Shit, hey, I gotta go. 376 00:17:33,283 --> 00:17:36,201 - Okay, bye. - Uh, later. 377 00:17:43,503 --> 00:17:44,624 Hey. 378 00:17:45,825 --> 00:17:48,282 - Hi. - Hey, can we talk? 379 00:17:48,283 --> 00:17:49,491 I'm kind of in the middle of something right now. 380 00:17:49,492 --> 00:17:50,939 We need to talk. 381 00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:55,535 - I'll be back in one minute. - Okay. 382 00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:58,873 What the hell, dude? 383 00:17:58,874 --> 00:18:00,835 Are you having the baby or not? 384 00:18:01,577 --> 00:18:02,732 I have no idea. 385 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,079 Well, we need to talk about it. 386 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,990 "We"? Oh, no, there's no fucking "we" in this. 387 00:18:05,991 --> 00:18:07,823 - This is my decision. - All right, fine, 388 00:18:07,824 --> 00:18:09,823 then what do you think you're gonna do? 389 00:18:09,824 --> 00:18:11,056 Okay, first... 390 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:13,810 this doesn't involve you at all, so you can go back to... 391 00:18:13,811 --> 00:18:15,056 Yeah, it does involve me, though. 392 00:18:15,057 --> 00:18:16,595 - Okay, fuck off. I'm not... - All right, wait, wait. 393 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,532 All right? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, all right? 394 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,823 I just... I want to talk about this. 395 00:18:21,824 --> 00:18:23,283 All right, I mean, we need a plan, right? 396 00:18:23,284 --> 00:18:24,479 Stop saying "we." 397 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,758 Okay, I'm not trying to tell you what to do. 398 00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,440 - Shh! - I just... 399 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,158 If you decide to have the baby, I-I want to be a part of it. 400 00:18:32,837 --> 00:18:33,845 Okay. 401 00:18:34,318 --> 00:18:35,331 Fine. 402 00:18:35,992 --> 00:18:37,077 Okay. 403 00:18:38,004 --> 00:18:39,032 I gotta... 404 00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:42,172 Look, DCFS came this morning 405 00:18:42,173 --> 00:18:43,955 and took Xan. 406 00:18:44,661 --> 00:18:46,119 It's fucking with me a little. 407 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,575 Yeah, you think? 408 00:18:49,909 --> 00:18:52,798 Look, I'm sorry about Xan. I am. 409 00:18:53,783 --> 00:18:56,427 But I've only known I was pregnant for two days, 410 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,764 so I don't know what I'm gonna do yet, okay? 411 00:19:00,242 --> 00:19:01,849 - All right. - But I got this. 412 00:19:03,028 --> 00:19:06,320 Also, I gotta get back to work, all right? 413 00:19:09,826 --> 00:19:11,324 Hey, sorry about that. 414 00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,251 Morning, Sweathogs. 415 00:19:15,252 --> 00:19:16,951 Blackout, we got a blackout. 416 00:19:16,952 --> 00:19:18,351 No shit, Frank. 417 00:19:18,352 --> 00:19:20,134 That's why we're all sitting here in the dark. 418 00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:22,933 Is the beer still cold? 419 00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:24,157 Not really. 420 00:19:24,158 --> 00:19:26,157 Sounds great. I'll take one. 421 00:19:26,158 --> 00:19:27,740 What are you doing here? 422 00:19:27,741 --> 00:19:29,321 What are you doing here? 423 00:19:29,322 --> 00:19:30,711 I got fired. 424 00:19:31,159 --> 00:19:32,978 Well, congratulations. 425 00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:35,157 You apply for unemployment yet? 426 00:19:35,158 --> 00:19:36,957 My advice is, do it in person. 427 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,679 If you do it online, they'll pretend they never got the application. 428 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,784 Got it. 429 00:19:41,241 --> 00:19:44,636 Well, welcome to the ranks of the unemployed. 430 00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:47,840 Yeah, I'm fine with it. I mean, fuck them. 431 00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:49,699 Being broke sucks, though. 432 00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:50,823 Ah, you get used to it. 433 00:19:50,824 --> 00:19:52,692 You just gotta be creative. 434 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:58,324 - Buy me a beer? - That's funny. 435 00:19:58,325 --> 00:20:01,283 You know, life is not all sunshine and rainbows 436 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,693 for me either, kiddo. 437 00:20:03,179 --> 00:20:04,373 Ingrid left me. 438 00:20:05,201 --> 00:20:06,885 Took all my children with her. 439 00:20:07,312 --> 00:20:08,782 I'm still here. 440 00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:10,335 My unborn children. 441 00:20:10,336 --> 00:20:12,407 I don't think I'll ever get over it. 442 00:20:12,408 --> 00:20:14,743 V, a shot of Jame-o, please. 443 00:20:16,909 --> 00:20:19,743 Oh, my God, ow. 444 00:20:21,743 --> 00:20:23,201 What's his problem? 445 00:20:24,649 --> 00:20:25,958 Vasectomy. 446 00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:28,165 Smart. 447 00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:30,074 A substation blew up. 448 00:20:30,075 --> 00:20:32,535 Gonna be at least another 18 hours 449 00:20:32,536 --> 00:20:33,702 before the power's back up. 450 00:20:33,703 --> 00:20:35,032 - What? - God damn it. 451 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,952 Oh, we're screwed. 452 00:20:37,605 --> 00:20:38,944 I'll be back. 453 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,058 Where is he going? 454 00:20:41,059 --> 00:20:42,907 If you need a little walking-around money, 455 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,365 you should hang out with me today. 456 00:20:45,909 --> 00:20:47,699 Why would I do that? 457 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,823 Because of a little something I like to call 458 00:20:50,824 --> 00:20:54,115 "monetizing my neighbors' lack of foresight." 459 00:20:54,116 --> 00:20:55,876 You mean rippin' people off. 460 00:20:55,877 --> 00:20:57,324 Completely legit. 461 00:20:57,325 --> 00:20:59,574 No one prepares for blackouts around here, 462 00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:01,074 so they rush to the store 463 00:21:01,075 --> 00:21:03,532 for ice or batteries or what have you. 464 00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:05,223 Too late, everything's sold out. 465 00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,243 Panic ensues, and where there's panic, 466 00:21:07,244 --> 00:21:09,003 there's money to be made. 467 00:21:09,004 --> 00:21:10,699 That's where I come in. 468 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:13,153 Frank's Blackout Supply has everything you need. 469 00:21:13,154 --> 00:21:15,174 - So you gouge 'em. - Really? 470 00:21:15,618 --> 00:21:19,490 How's the view from up there, Miss High and Mighty? 471 00:21:19,491 --> 00:21:22,115 Last time I checked, we were in the same freakin' bar 472 00:21:22,116 --> 00:21:24,366 drinking warm beer together. 473 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,949 Fair point. 474 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:29,070 Do I charge a little more? Yes. 475 00:21:29,657 --> 00:21:30,663 Double. 476 00:21:31,409 --> 00:21:35,483 The peace of mind of a candle or fresh batteries, priceless. 477 00:21:35,484 --> 00:21:37,768 - So you in or out? - No, thanks. 478 00:21:37,769 --> 00:21:39,115 Aw, come on. 479 00:21:39,116 --> 00:21:40,532 I could use a pretty face. 480 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,898 It legitimizes the whole thing. 481 00:21:43,712 --> 00:21:45,221 What's in it for me? 482 00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:48,199 - After I recoup my cost, 20 percent. - Seventy. 483 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,987 Jesus Ch... Who's gouging now? Thirty. 484 00:21:50,988 --> 00:21:52,616 Fifty percent, final offer. 485 00:21:52,617 --> 00:21:55,074 No one's gonna buy anything from you, Frank. 486 00:21:55,075 --> 00:21:56,349 You're Frank. 487 00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:01,445 Deal, 50. 488 00:22:02,534 --> 00:22:04,657 Gallagher Blackout Supply. 489 00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:06,823 Oh, Jesus. 490 00:22:14,118 --> 00:22:16,616 - Hey. - Hey. 491 00:22:16,617 --> 00:22:18,199 How we supposed to get food? 492 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,120 We're not. Fridge is gonna stay shut 493 00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,514 until the power's back on. 494 00:22:21,515 --> 00:22:22,948 I thought you had work. 495 00:22:22,949 --> 00:22:25,090 I did. Got canceled 'cause of the blackout. 496 00:22:25,091 --> 00:22:26,865 Yeah, mine too. 497 00:22:29,824 --> 00:22:31,657 Who's that? 498 00:22:31,658 --> 00:22:33,865 Kelly. This girl's insane. 499 00:22:33,866 --> 00:22:35,616 She's not supposed to be on her phone. 500 00:22:35,617 --> 00:22:37,032 Well, she is. 501 00:22:37,033 --> 00:22:38,948 Because you keep texting her. Stop texting her. 502 00:22:38,949 --> 00:22:40,865 Carl, relax, we're friends. 503 00:22:42,617 --> 00:22:44,032 Oh, my God. 504 00:22:44,033 --> 00:22:45,574 Yo, what the fuck is so funny? 505 00:22:45,575 --> 00:22:46,865 You are. 506 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,141 Look at you. 507 00:22:48,142 --> 00:22:49,657 Debs, I'm serious. Stop texting her. 508 00:22:49,658 --> 00:22:51,060 Nobody likes a clinger. 509 00:22:51,061 --> 00:22:53,532 - Whatever, I gotta go. - Go where? 510 00:22:53,533 --> 00:22:55,008 Going to Kelly's scrimmage. 511 00:22:55,009 --> 00:22:56,414 Gonna bring her some orange Gatorade. 512 00:22:56,415 --> 00:22:57,522 She needs to stay hydrated. 513 00:22:57,523 --> 00:22:59,504 What the fuck, you're going to her practices now? 514 00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:00,609 It's a scrimmage. 515 00:23:00,610 --> 00:23:01,907 Okay, plus, you don't need 516 00:23:01,908 --> 00:23:03,074 to be worrying about her being hydrated. 517 00:23:03,075 --> 00:23:05,574 That's my job, and she likes lemon-lime. 518 00:23:05,575 --> 00:23:07,250 Hmm, she asked for orange. 519 00:23:07,251 --> 00:23:08,762 Orange, what the fuck? 520 00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:10,699 Carl, relax, we're friends. 521 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:12,227 All right, well, I'm gonna go, too, and bring her 522 00:23:12,228 --> 00:23:14,171 what she really likes, lemon-lime Gatorade. 523 00:23:14,172 --> 00:23:15,449 Don't forget about Franny, by the way. 524 00:23:15,450 --> 00:23:17,074 Damn it! Fuck! 525 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,616 500 bucks' worth of fucking meat. 526 00:23:31,741 --> 00:23:32,990 Coats should insulate 'em. 527 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,032 Few more coats. 528 00:23:54,285 --> 00:23:55,366 Ooh, uh, what about ice cream? 529 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,616 Should we get ice cream? 530 00:23:56,617 --> 00:23:58,490 Too soon. Give it another hour. 531 00:23:58,491 --> 00:24:00,324 The stores'll panic. 532 00:24:00,325 --> 00:24:01,907 They'll try to unload it before it thaws. 533 00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:03,199 They'll drop the price. 534 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,199 We'll buy for half, sell for double. 535 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,865 Okay, damn, people don't care it's melt-y? 536 00:24:07,866 --> 00:24:10,782 I got a line on dry ice. It'll be nice and cold. 537 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,324 I told ya, kiddo, 538 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,491 just gotta stay creative. 539 00:24:14,492 --> 00:24:17,449 I know where we might be able to get some real ice. 540 00:24:17,450 --> 00:24:19,491 - No shit? - Mm-hmm. 541 00:24:22,325 --> 00:24:24,240 What are you looking for? 542 00:24:24,241 --> 00:24:27,532 A wagon, something to put my supplies in. 543 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,240 A wagon? 544 00:24:29,241 --> 00:24:31,074 No, if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it right, 545 00:24:31,075 --> 00:24:33,657 not some half-assed wagon situation. 546 00:24:33,658 --> 00:24:35,282 We gotta, like, build a stand. 547 00:24:35,283 --> 00:24:36,491 Like a booth? 548 00:24:36,492 --> 00:24:38,288 Take half a day to set up. 549 00:24:38,289 --> 00:24:39,907 No, it won't. 550 00:24:39,908 --> 00:24:41,907 Hey, here, help me. 551 00:24:41,908 --> 00:24:43,449 What are we doing? 552 00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:45,074 We're being creative. 553 00:24:45,075 --> 00:24:46,485 Dump. 554 00:24:48,492 --> 00:24:50,391 What the... what did we... I don't... 555 00:24:50,392 --> 00:24:52,616 Hey, that's my kid's pool, motherfucker! 556 00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:53,665 - Oh, shit. - Come on, come on, 557 00:24:53,666 --> 00:24:55,907 - come on, run, run. - Oh, whoa. 558 00:24:59,949 --> 00:25:01,407 Hope he doesn't have a gun. 559 00:25:01,408 --> 00:25:03,407 Fuck! 560 00:25:07,075 --> 00:25:08,657 Fuck! 561 00:25:08,658 --> 00:25:10,990 They didn't take your key when they fired you? 562 00:25:10,991 --> 00:25:12,407 No, they did. 563 00:25:12,408 --> 00:25:14,032 I already made a copy. 564 00:25:14,033 --> 00:25:16,199 To a hardware store, "do not duplicate" 565 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,493 means "do not duplicate unless I give you ten bucks." 566 00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:22,616 Still frozen. 567 00:25:22,617 --> 00:25:24,865 Ah, fantastic. 568 00:25:24,866 --> 00:25:25,990 How about this? 569 00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:28,616 It's empty and clean. 570 00:25:28,617 --> 00:25:29,948 - Ready? - Yep. 571 00:25:29,949 --> 00:25:31,491 Wheel her over. 572 00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:42,240 Shit. 573 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:43,407 Can barely hold the wrench, man. 574 00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:45,074 It's so fucking sweaty. 575 00:25:45,075 --> 00:25:46,262 I know. 576 00:25:47,534 --> 00:25:48,948 Why isn't she calling? 577 00:25:48,949 --> 00:25:50,574 I left her, like, five messages. 578 00:25:50,575 --> 00:25:53,248 - Who? - Xan. 579 00:25:53,249 --> 00:25:56,782 Fuck! God damn it, man. 580 00:25:56,783 --> 00:25:58,528 Why are we even open today? 581 00:25:58,529 --> 00:26:02,034 'Cause Mr. Ryland's heading to Sturgis and needs his bike. 582 00:26:03,493 --> 00:26:04,999 What's going on with you, man? 583 00:26:05,866 --> 00:26:07,406 Tami's pregnant. 584 00:26:08,159 --> 00:26:09,239 What? 585 00:26:11,949 --> 00:26:13,491 Yeah. 586 00:26:13,492 --> 00:26:14,865 Is it yours? 587 00:26:15,766 --> 00:26:16,992 She says it is. 588 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:20,552 Oh, no, you got Tami pregnant? 589 00:26:20,553 --> 00:26:21,796 Yeah, so? 590 00:26:21,797 --> 00:26:23,035 I can't believe you got Tami pregnant. 591 00:26:23,036 --> 00:26:25,048 - Why do you keep saying that? - Well... 592 00:26:25,049 --> 00:26:26,835 Hey, honey, Core. 593 00:26:27,972 --> 00:26:29,465 I'm terrified of these women. 594 00:26:29,466 --> 00:26:30,626 What, even your wife? 595 00:26:30,627 --> 00:26:32,032 Terrified. 596 00:26:32,033 --> 00:26:33,199 Did he tell you? 597 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,574 What? No. I don't know anything. 598 00:26:34,575 --> 00:26:35,823 Did you tell him? 599 00:26:35,824 --> 00:26:37,241 No. 600 00:26:37,753 --> 00:26:39,616 Sorry, I got a conference call 601 00:26:39,617 --> 00:26:42,726 with a parts, uh, guy. 602 00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,071 You upset Tami. 603 00:26:45,072 --> 00:26:47,586 - Yeah, Tami's upset. - Now we gotta fuck you up. 604 00:26:47,587 --> 00:26:50,072 Well, she didn't seem that upset. I mean, how could you tell? 605 00:26:50,073 --> 00:26:53,240 - She was fucking crying, Lip. - Tami was crying, really? 606 00:26:53,241 --> 00:26:55,638 - What the fuck did you say to her? - Nothing, all right? 607 00:26:55,639 --> 00:26:58,325 Uh, we talked about the baby, I said I want to be a part of it, 608 00:26:58,326 --> 00:27:01,249 - and it's her decision. - Goddamn right it's her decision. 609 00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:04,354 If she does decide to keep it, you better not ghost her. 610 00:27:04,355 --> 00:27:06,499 I won't, all right? That's what I told her. 611 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,634 If you hurt her, we will fuck you up. 612 00:27:08,635 --> 00:27:10,200 Since when do you give a shit about Tami, huh? 613 00:27:10,201 --> 00:27:12,507 - I thought you hated her. - We will fuck you up. 614 00:27:12,508 --> 00:27:14,871 Look, I get it, okay? 615 00:27:14,872 --> 00:27:16,508 I'm trying to do the right thing. 616 00:27:16,509 --> 00:27:17,914 If she doesn't want to be around me, 617 00:27:17,915 --> 00:27:20,115 I don't know what I can do for you. 618 00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:21,449 Don't fuck with us. 619 00:27:21,450 --> 00:27:23,034 Okay. 620 00:27:24,951 --> 00:27:26,559 You know, you should get your sister 621 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,271 a mood ring or something, 622 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:31,074 you know, anything that lets me know how she's feeling. 623 00:27:31,075 --> 00:27:33,272 You know, that would be great, all right? 624 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,407 - Is the goon squad gone? - Yeah. 625 00:27:44,408 --> 00:27:47,907 Tell you what. Uh, take the day off. I got this. 626 00:27:47,908 --> 00:27:49,452 Yeah, why? 627 00:27:50,577 --> 00:27:52,064 You're having a bad day. 628 00:27:52,577 --> 00:27:53,731 Go home. 629 00:27:56,225 --> 00:27:58,665 Got everything you need right here, folks! 630 00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:02,157 - Step right up. - Who's waiting on cold, soaked rags? 631 00:28:02,158 --> 00:28:03,532 Here you go. Thank you. 632 00:28:03,533 --> 00:28:05,199 How much to charge a phone? 633 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,865 - It's a dollar a minute. - Okay, I'll take five. 634 00:28:06,866 --> 00:28:08,449 Great. 635 00:28:15,356 --> 00:28:18,199 Two waters, two beers comin' up. 636 00:28:19,464 --> 00:28:21,781 Could I get a battery over here? 637 00:28:21,782 --> 00:28:23,282 Here you go. 638 00:28:23,283 --> 00:28:25,407 Who wanted the bat... There you go. 639 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,532 Here you go. Thank you. 640 00:28:33,533 --> 00:28:35,324 Have a good day. 641 00:28:50,949 --> 00:28:53,849 - Beer. Beer? Beer. - We got, uh... 642 00:28:53,850 --> 00:28:55,990 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 643 00:29:11,367 --> 00:29:12,804 - Start a business, you know. - Uh-huh. 644 00:29:12,805 --> 00:29:15,427 We don't have to be at each other's throats all the time. 645 00:29:16,158 --> 00:29:18,074 You're a good salesman. 646 00:29:18,075 --> 00:29:19,366 What the fuck? 647 00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:21,157 You just need... 648 00:29:25,118 --> 00:29:26,660 These are my clothes. 649 00:29:27,593 --> 00:29:30,111 I'll take that chair if you don't want it. 650 00:29:30,701 --> 00:29:32,491 Fuckin' Lip. 651 00:29:32,492 --> 00:29:34,133 God! 652 00:29:41,317 --> 00:29:42,607 - Hey! - What the fuck? 653 00:29:42,608 --> 00:29:44,423 You put my shit on the fucking curb? 654 00:29:44,424 --> 00:29:45,616 Fuck, man. The f... 655 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,240 - You can't fucking do that! - Yeah, well, 656 00:29:47,241 --> 00:29:49,366 - I want you fucking out! - This is my house! 657 00:29:49,367 --> 00:29:52,233 I live here! I live here! 658 00:29:52,234 --> 00:29:54,686 - This is my fucking house! - Okay, okay, easy, easy, easy. 659 00:29:54,687 --> 00:29:56,007 - I own this house! - Easy. 660 00:29:56,008 --> 00:29:57,657 The title is in my name! 661 00:29:57,658 --> 00:29:59,366 - I'm not letting you live here! - Okay. 662 00:29:59,367 --> 00:30:01,574 All right, not with Liam and not with Franny! 663 00:30:01,575 --> 00:30:02,782 No fucking way! 664 00:30:02,783 --> 00:30:04,324 - Fuck you! - Look at you! 665 00:30:04,325 --> 00:30:06,074 All right, you are fucking pathetic. 666 00:30:06,075 --> 00:30:08,445 You need to take a personal fucking inventory! 667 00:30:08,952 --> 00:30:11,240 Did you say inven... You? 668 00:30:11,241 --> 00:30:13,182 You AA people are all the same. 669 00:30:13,183 --> 00:30:14,574 You want a goddamn parade because you stand 670 00:30:14,575 --> 00:30:16,532 in front of other alcoholics 671 00:30:16,533 --> 00:30:18,657 and state the galactically obvious. 672 00:30:18,658 --> 00:30:20,823 It's the very definition of narcissism. 673 00:30:20,824 --> 00:30:23,418 Will you please take a drink and shut the fuck up? 674 00:30:23,419 --> 00:30:25,352 - Shut the fuck up! - All right. 675 00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,369 Get to a meeting. 676 00:30:48,285 --> 00:30:50,324 You should spend less time blaming her 677 00:30:50,325 --> 00:30:51,657 and more thanking her. 678 00:30:51,658 --> 00:30:54,032 - Yeah, for what? - For what? 679 00:30:54,033 --> 00:30:58,023 It's tough raising six kids by yourself. 680 00:31:01,034 --> 00:31:02,501 I couldn't have done it without her. 681 00:31:03,117 --> 00:31:05,993 All right, team, let's go! 682 00:31:11,702 --> 00:31:13,493 Let's go, Kelly! 683 00:31:23,034 --> 00:31:24,993 Nice throw, girl! 684 00:31:26,817 --> 00:31:29,397 I brought your favorite, orange! 685 00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:44,303 This should be working. 686 00:31:44,304 --> 00:31:45,702 Stay out of there! 687 00:32:04,577 --> 00:32:06,827 I can see the steak in your pants. 688 00:32:06,828 --> 00:32:09,657 Well, it doesn't matter anyway 'cause it's already thawed. 689 00:32:09,658 --> 00:32:13,115 Bartender, two vodka martinis 690 00:32:13,116 --> 00:32:15,532 on the rocks with a twist. 691 00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:16,428 There's no rocks, Frank. 692 00:32:16,429 --> 00:32:18,616 It's over 100 degrees in here. 693 00:32:18,617 --> 00:32:19,909 It's the end of days. 694 00:32:20,660 --> 00:32:22,346 We're all gonna die. 695 00:32:24,535 --> 00:32:26,115 How the hell are you not sweating? 696 00:32:26,116 --> 00:32:29,574 He wears flannel pajamas in August with the windows open. 697 00:32:29,575 --> 00:32:30,990 And how do you know that? 698 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:32,575 I'm guessing. 699 00:32:33,068 --> 00:32:34,770 I gotta take my pants off. 700 00:32:35,409 --> 00:32:37,324 My balls are gonna explode. 701 00:32:37,325 --> 00:32:38,710 It's a ticking time ball. 702 00:32:38,711 --> 00:32:41,240 Hey, you need ice? We got ice. 703 00:32:41,241 --> 00:32:42,754 - Really? - Hundred bucks a bag. 704 00:32:42,755 --> 00:32:44,449 - Great. - Hell no! 705 00:32:44,450 --> 00:32:46,782 V, this whole thing was your idea. 706 00:32:46,783 --> 00:32:47,865 Fifty. 707 00:32:47,866 --> 00:32:49,748 - Okay. - No! 708 00:32:49,749 --> 00:32:50,889 All right, fine. 709 00:32:50,890 --> 00:32:52,641 When my balls explode and everybody in here 710 00:32:52,642 --> 00:32:54,740 is covered in blood and ball, we'll see who's laughing then. 711 00:32:54,741 --> 00:32:55,865 I won't be. 712 00:32:55,866 --> 00:32:58,199 It's fucking hot, okay? 713 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,532 Who wants a beer? 714 00:32:59,533 --> 00:33:01,574 - Me. - Me, I want one. 715 00:33:01,575 --> 00:33:02,637 I'll take one. 716 00:33:02,638 --> 00:33:05,157 $20 apiece. 717 00:33:05,158 --> 00:33:07,152 $50 for a bag of ice. 718 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:08,449 You're just like my vendors. 719 00:33:08,450 --> 00:33:10,574 Just like everyone in this city, 720 00:33:10,575 --> 00:33:13,410 always trying to take advantage of the South Side. 721 00:33:14,535 --> 00:33:15,865 Hey, I got an idea. 722 00:33:15,866 --> 00:33:17,491 - Uh-oh. - No, no, no, 723 00:33:17,492 --> 00:33:19,157 this is a really good one. 724 00:33:19,158 --> 00:33:20,449 Let's have a cookout, 725 00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:21,865 invite the whole neighborhood. 726 00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:23,157 We got all that meat that's gonna spoil. 727 00:33:23,158 --> 00:33:24,907 And the crab-stuffed sole. 728 00:33:24,908 --> 00:33:26,865 Free surf and turf and warm beer. 729 00:33:26,866 --> 00:33:28,990 No, not free, $5 surf and turf. 730 00:33:28,991 --> 00:33:30,782 We gotta at least try to make our money back. 731 00:33:30,783 --> 00:33:32,433 Okay, it's still a pretty good deal. 732 00:33:32,434 --> 00:33:35,032 Y-you guys would pay five bucks for surf and turf, right? 733 00:33:35,033 --> 00:33:36,491 - A rib eye, yeah. - Yeah. 734 00:33:36,492 --> 00:33:38,198 Cookout at The Alibi. 735 00:33:38,199 --> 00:33:39,907 If people bring grills and charcoal, 736 00:33:39,908 --> 00:33:41,865 - I'll supply the meat and beer. - Nice. 737 00:33:41,866 --> 00:33:43,282 - I like it. - Yes. 738 00:33:43,283 --> 00:33:44,830 Kevin Ball for the win. 739 00:33:44,831 --> 00:33:48,282 ? Let's go, Kelly, let's go ? 740 00:33:48,283 --> 00:33:51,616 - ? Let's go, Kelly, let's go ? - Kelly, Kelly, Kelly! 741 00:33:51,617 --> 00:33:53,954 Whoo, you got this, girl! 742 00:33:53,955 --> 00:33:56,160 Hey, attagirl, way to stay in front of it! 743 00:33:56,161 --> 00:33:58,282 Kelly, Kelly, Kelly! 744 00:33:58,283 --> 00:34:00,282 That's my girl! Kelly! 745 00:34:00,283 --> 00:34:03,573 ? U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi ? 746 00:34:03,574 --> 00:34:05,240 ? You ugly, hey, hey ? 747 00:34:05,241 --> 00:34:07,110 ? You ugly, hey, hey ? 748 00:34:09,118 --> 00:34:10,616 - Yeah! - Nice! 749 00:34:10,617 --> 00:34:11,838 Kelly, Kelly, catch that bitch! 750 00:34:11,839 --> 00:34:13,823 That's my girl! That's my bitch! 751 00:34:13,824 --> 00:34:16,118 - Good one. - All right. 752 00:34:17,368 --> 00:34:18,907 She's going! She's going! 753 00:34:18,908 --> 00:34:20,834 Oh! 754 00:34:20,835 --> 00:34:22,823 - Nice! - I love you, Kelly! 755 00:34:24,283 --> 00:34:25,491 Nice play. 756 00:34:25,492 --> 00:34:26,656 Beautiful, Kelly! 757 00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:31,324 I got this for you! 758 00:34:31,325 --> 00:34:33,491 - Yeah. - Way to do it. 759 00:34:33,492 --> 00:34:34,740 Fuckin' Lip, man. 760 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:36,800 He's a righteous fuckin' prick. 761 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:39,884 V, can we get a couple of shots of Jame-o? 762 00:34:40,589 --> 00:34:41,680 Who cares? 763 00:34:41,681 --> 00:34:43,400 You know how many times I've kicked out of that house? 764 00:34:43,401 --> 00:34:46,310 Yeah, I do. I was the one doing the kickin'. 765 00:34:46,311 --> 00:34:49,094 - Lip kicked you out of the house? - Yeah, you believe that motherfucker? 766 00:34:49,095 --> 00:34:51,589 I'm carrying my shit around in garbage bags. 767 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:55,367 V, can I just crash with you just till I figure it out? 768 00:34:55,759 --> 00:34:57,783 You don't even have to ask. 769 00:34:58,442 --> 00:34:59,809 You're the shit! 770 00:34:59,810 --> 00:35:03,115 We made a shitload of money out there today. 771 00:35:03,116 --> 00:35:05,089 You're really good at this. 772 00:35:07,034 --> 00:35:08,660 I'm great. 773 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,450 Here's your half. 774 00:35:13,016 --> 00:35:14,743 I want to renegotiate. 775 00:35:15,951 --> 00:35:17,619 The hell? There's no renegotiation. 776 00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:19,132 We made a deal. 777 00:35:19,133 --> 00:35:22,084 See, you were gonna walk around with a wagon. 778 00:35:22,085 --> 00:35:25,865 I created a store. I got us ice. 779 00:35:25,866 --> 00:35:27,939 - Sixty-forty. - No way. 780 00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:29,740 Sixty-forty, or next time, 781 00:35:29,741 --> 00:35:32,574 I just open my own blackout supply. 782 00:35:32,575 --> 00:35:35,909 And trust me, you don't want me as your competition. 783 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,227 You're worse than the Mafia, you know that? 784 00:35:41,228 --> 00:35:42,407 Mm-hmm. 785 00:35:43,824 --> 00:35:45,782 And this is for the professor. 786 00:35:45,783 --> 00:35:47,740 We did all the work. 787 00:35:47,741 --> 00:35:49,199 And he supplied the raw materials. 788 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,240 Oh, fuck the professor. 789 00:35:51,241 --> 00:35:55,574 Okay, it's time we had a little chat. 790 00:35:55,575 --> 00:35:57,240 V, could we get two more of these? 791 00:35:57,241 --> 00:35:59,115 Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. 792 00:35:59,116 --> 00:36:00,378 You're a bad drunk. 793 00:36:03,408 --> 00:36:05,491 That's... 794 00:36:05,492 --> 00:36:09,324 Oh, well, if that isn't the pot callin' the kettle black. 795 00:36:09,325 --> 00:36:11,707 No, no, no, I'm a good drunk. Makes me happy. 796 00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:13,532 When you drink, you get mean. 797 00:36:13,533 --> 00:36:15,990 If it wasn't for me, Lip would be dead right now. 798 00:36:15,991 --> 00:36:19,221 Are you seriously telling me to stop drinkin'? 799 00:36:19,222 --> 00:36:21,833 I would never say that to my worst enemy. 800 00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:25,935 No, I am telling you there are good drunks and bad drunks. 801 00:36:25,936 --> 00:36:27,635 A good drunk is fun. 802 00:36:27,636 --> 00:36:29,651 A bad drunk wants to have a fight. 803 00:36:29,652 --> 00:36:31,726 A good drunk lives in the present. 804 00:36:31,727 --> 00:36:34,484 A bad drunk is thinking about yesterday. 805 00:36:34,950 --> 00:36:39,840 It's all about gas and the brakes. 806 00:36:39,841 --> 00:36:41,074 Bottoms up. 807 00:36:44,399 --> 00:36:45,855 How you feel? 808 00:36:45,856 --> 00:36:46,918 Great. 809 00:36:46,919 --> 00:36:47,969 Wanna do another one? 810 00:36:47,970 --> 00:36:49,823 - Yeah. - No. 811 00:36:49,824 --> 00:36:52,491 You feel good, right? 812 00:36:52,492 --> 00:36:54,812 So take a break, driver eight. 813 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:57,494 Take your foot off the gas for a couple of seconds. 814 00:36:57,495 --> 00:36:58,865 Coast. 815 00:36:58,866 --> 00:37:04,239 Alcohol was created to distract us from existential dread. 816 00:37:04,727 --> 00:37:07,199 Human beings are the only species 817 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,586 that knows of its own mortality, 818 00:37:09,587 --> 00:37:10,647 and I gotta say, 819 00:37:10,648 --> 00:37:13,834 we do a pretty good job dealing with that fact. 820 00:37:13,835 --> 00:37:15,491 Thank God for alcohol. 821 00:37:15,492 --> 00:37:20,823 Can you imagine having to live with impending death sober? 822 00:37:20,824 --> 00:37:23,876 Look at Lip. When's the last time you saw him smile? 823 00:37:24,430 --> 00:37:28,552 Me, I've always been the most fun member of this family. 824 00:37:28,553 --> 00:37:31,116 You know why? Because I get it. 825 00:37:31,634 --> 00:37:35,094 Sobriety is a fool's game. 826 00:37:35,095 --> 00:37:37,095 Okay, okay! 827 00:37:37,096 --> 00:37:39,770 Who's ready for a cookout? 828 00:37:39,771 --> 00:37:41,773 - Let's do this! - Oh! Meat! 829 00:37:42,326 --> 00:37:43,588 Let me help you with that. 830 00:37:43,589 --> 00:37:44,882 Thanks. 831 00:37:45,993 --> 00:37:47,491 You were really great out there. 832 00:37:47,492 --> 00:37:49,543 Yeah, played okay. 833 00:37:59,683 --> 00:38:01,806 Hey, come on, get in the back. 834 00:38:01,807 --> 00:38:03,203 You get in the back. 835 00:38:11,784 --> 00:38:14,076 Fine. 836 00:38:18,867 --> 00:38:21,156 I got a text. They're having a cookout at The Alibi. 837 00:38:21,157 --> 00:38:23,449 - You want to go? - Let's do it. 838 00:38:23,450 --> 00:38:25,461 Yeah, sure, you can come with us. 839 00:38:30,408 --> 00:38:33,157 Two Funk Sole Brothers, well done. 840 00:38:33,158 --> 00:38:34,990 Two Funk Sole Brothers, well done. 841 00:38:34,991 --> 00:38:36,699 Two beers. 842 00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:37,782 - Here. - No, uh-uh, 843 00:38:37,783 --> 00:38:38,990 I'm not counting that shit. 844 00:38:38,991 --> 00:38:40,407 Walk away. 845 00:38:40,408 --> 00:38:42,740 V, we're doin' it, baby. 846 00:38:44,617 --> 00:38:46,782 This is how we do it on the South Side, man. 847 00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:49,657 We learn how to live together because alone, we die. 848 00:38:49,658 --> 00:38:51,740 Is Chicago dangerous? Yes. 849 00:38:51,741 --> 00:38:53,574 Is Chicago big? Doesn't matter, 850 00:38:53,575 --> 00:38:55,784 'cause I don't live in Chicago. I live on the South Side, 851 00:38:55,785 --> 00:38:57,324 and these are the people I care about. 852 00:38:57,325 --> 00:38:59,324 South Side! 853 00:38:59,325 --> 00:39:01,687 Carl thinks if two women are friends, they must be gay. 854 00:39:01,688 --> 00:39:03,407 No, I don't think that. I think Debbie's gay 855 00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:05,668 because she follows you around like a little puppy dog. 856 00:39:05,669 --> 00:39:07,236 - Ha, see what I mean? - I'm not kidding. 857 00:39:07,237 --> 00:39:10,657 - She's in love with you. - Carl, stop. You're acting crazy. 858 00:39:10,658 --> 00:39:12,585 Yeah, seriously, who's the puppy dog? 859 00:39:12,586 --> 00:39:14,208 - She's my girlfriend. - She's my friend. 860 00:39:14,209 --> 00:39:16,552 Okay, I'm gonna get a beer. 861 00:39:16,553 --> 00:39:17,600 - Let me get it for you. - I'll come with you. 862 00:39:17,601 --> 00:39:19,732 Guys, I got it, thanks. 863 00:39:20,784 --> 00:39:22,948 Whoo, look at this. 864 00:39:22,949 --> 00:39:24,948 ? Then you're done for ? 865 00:39:24,949 --> 00:39:26,782 ? I'm a person of peace ? 866 00:39:26,783 --> 00:39:29,254 ? But if you want a piece of me ? 867 00:39:29,255 --> 00:39:31,574 ? I will attack... ? 868 00:39:31,575 --> 00:39:33,028 Here you go. 869 00:39:33,029 --> 00:39:34,701 I told you, Frank, I'm not paying for ice. 870 00:39:34,702 --> 00:39:36,449 It's on me. 871 00:39:36,450 --> 00:39:37,699 Really? 872 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:39,157 It's melting. 873 00:39:39,158 --> 00:39:41,032 Thank you, man. Ah. 874 00:39:41,033 --> 00:39:42,407 Here. 875 00:39:44,735 --> 00:39:46,627 We brought this on ourselves, you know. 876 00:39:46,628 --> 00:39:48,381 Global warming. 877 00:39:48,382 --> 00:39:50,005 Nothing to be done. Too late. 878 00:39:50,006 --> 00:39:51,832 What, I'm gonna turn my AC off? 879 00:39:51,833 --> 00:39:54,809 If I'm a dead man walking, I wanna be comfortable. 880 00:39:55,534 --> 00:39:57,621 ? Why'd you have to go and do that for? ? 881 00:39:57,622 --> 00:39:59,468 ? Look at what you made me do ? 882 00:39:59,469 --> 00:40:01,282 ? I heard you want to scrap with the sharks ? 883 00:40:01,283 --> 00:40:03,699 ? Come on, then, let's dance ? 884 00:40:03,700 --> 00:40:05,574 ? I am a person of peace ? 885 00:40:05,575 --> 00:40:07,740 ? But if you want a piece of me ? 886 00:40:07,741 --> 00:40:09,782 ? I will attack ? 887 00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:11,574 ? Arr ? 888 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:13,263 ? I will never start the grief ? 889 00:40:13,264 --> 00:40:14,990 ? But careful what you throw ? 890 00:40:14,991 --> 00:40:17,428 ? 'Cause I will bat it back ? 891 00:40:17,429 --> 00:40:20,282 You know we're the only ones without power, right? 892 00:40:20,283 --> 00:40:22,074 What are you talking about? 893 00:40:22,075 --> 00:40:23,657 My cousin's on his way to the Cubs game. 894 00:40:23,658 --> 00:40:25,781 North Side's already got power. 895 00:40:26,355 --> 00:40:27,907 You fuckin' serious? 896 00:40:27,908 --> 00:40:30,532 ? More that you came here... ? 897 00:40:30,533 --> 00:40:32,657 Hey, what's the station for the Cubs game? 898 00:40:32,658 --> 00:40:33,765 The what? 899 00:40:33,766 --> 00:40:35,536 Jerk-off AM, who knows? 900 00:40:35,537 --> 00:40:37,814 No, seriously, no one knows the station for the Cubs game? 901 00:40:37,815 --> 00:40:39,927 - The fuck we care? - Go, Sox. 902 00:40:39,928 --> 00:40:42,449 God bless us, every one. 903 00:40:44,328 --> 00:40:46,407 Power's been restored to 90 percent of the city, 904 00:40:46,408 --> 00:40:49,115 and the Cubs will play tonight as scheduled. 905 00:40:49,116 --> 00:40:51,530 So everybody's got power except us? 906 00:40:51,531 --> 00:40:53,434 Wrigleyville has power. 907 00:40:53,435 --> 00:40:55,385 Fucking yuppies, what do you expect? 908 00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:57,740 South Side's always last in line. 909 00:40:57,741 --> 00:41:00,699 So we're the working poor. No one gives a fuck about us. 910 00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:03,143 We don't matter. We don't count. 911 00:41:03,144 --> 00:41:04,491 Well, I don't know about you, 912 00:41:04,492 --> 00:41:07,074 but I am sick of gettin' fucked. 913 00:41:07,075 --> 00:41:08,491 Yeah! 914 00:41:08,492 --> 00:41:12,519 I say we march right now to Wrigleyville 915 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,282 and kick every one of their fuckin' asses! 916 00:41:15,283 --> 00:41:16,740 - Fuck 'em up! - Yeah! 917 00:41:16,741 --> 00:41:17,493 In this heat? 918 00:41:17,494 --> 00:41:19,324 We are South Side, God damn it! 919 00:41:19,325 --> 00:41:21,366 - We are not your bitch! - Yeah! 920 00:41:21,367 --> 00:41:23,657 - Fuck yeah. - This shit stops now. 921 00:41:23,658 --> 00:41:26,600 My bitch! South Side! 922 00:41:31,658 --> 00:41:33,532 I'm staying. Any medium rares? 923 00:41:33,533 --> 00:41:35,137 If they think I'm walkin' in these damn heels... 924 00:41:35,138 --> 00:41:36,325 Ooh, man. 925 00:41:36,326 --> 00:41:38,044 - Yeah, I'll take that guy. - That smoke is... 926 00:41:38,045 --> 00:41:40,157 - I'm gonna start cleaning up. - All right. 927 00:41:40,158 --> 00:41:41,699 What the fuck, Chicago? 928 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:43,699 Should've had power hours ago! 929 00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:45,657 What the fuck, Chicago? 930 00:41:45,658 --> 00:41:47,532 Should've had power hours ago! 931 00:41:47,533 --> 00:41:49,407 What the fuck, Chicago? 932 00:41:49,408 --> 00:41:51,948 - Should've had power hours ago! - Hey, can we talk? 933 00:41:51,949 --> 00:41:53,878 Now? We're in the middle of a protest. 934 00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:55,747 Yeah, but you're not even from the South Side. 935 00:41:55,748 --> 00:41:56,990 I know. 936 00:41:56,991 --> 00:41:58,879 Injustice is injustice. 937 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,948 What the fuck, Chicago? 938 00:42:00,949 --> 00:42:02,911 Should've had power hours ago! 939 00:42:02,912 --> 00:42:04,819 What the fuck, Chicago? 940 00:42:04,820 --> 00:42:06,729 Should've had power hours ago! 941 00:42:18,697 --> 00:42:22,699 Hey, Xan, uh, it's me again. 942 00:42:22,700 --> 00:42:24,259 Um... 943 00:42:25,327 --> 00:42:26,986 look, can you call me back? 944 00:42:27,949 --> 00:42:30,289 Yeah, I know there's the-the power outage and everything, 945 00:42:30,290 --> 00:42:34,619 but seriously, you know, just... call me back. 946 00:42:40,908 --> 00:42:42,657 - Hey. - Hey. 947 00:42:42,658 --> 00:42:44,395 Hey. 948 00:42:46,426 --> 00:42:47,732 What you doing? 949 00:42:48,242 --> 00:42:51,368 Nothing, just waiting for a fucking phone call. 950 00:42:53,483 --> 00:42:55,452 So you threw Fiona out. 951 00:42:56,993 --> 00:42:58,407 Yeah. 952 00:42:58,408 --> 00:42:59,907 Okay. 953 00:42:59,908 --> 00:43:01,532 Well, she's gonna stay with Kev and me 954 00:43:01,533 --> 00:43:03,324 until she gets back on her feet. 955 00:43:03,325 --> 00:43:04,608 No, if she stays with you and Kev, 956 00:43:04,609 --> 00:43:06,180 she won't get back on her feet. 957 00:43:06,181 --> 00:43:08,635 - I'm worried about her, Lip. - Yeah, me too. 958 00:43:08,636 --> 00:43:10,575 Then let her back in the damn house. 959 00:43:11,721 --> 00:43:13,501 She needs to hit rock bottom. 960 00:43:14,328 --> 00:43:15,689 Rock bottom? 961 00:43:16,615 --> 00:43:18,990 She's a strong person, Lip. I know you know that. 962 00:43:19,618 --> 00:43:22,074 But even the strongest people fall down sometimes. 963 00:43:22,075 --> 00:43:24,240 You did. I have. Kev has. 964 00:43:24,241 --> 00:43:26,209 We are here to lift each other up. 965 00:43:29,301 --> 00:43:32,318 Okay. You heard all this before, right? 966 00:43:32,742 --> 00:43:34,657 You gonna sit there and think just because you're in AA, 967 00:43:34,658 --> 00:43:36,405 you have all the answers? 968 00:43:37,076 --> 00:43:38,589 Don't let Fiona stay with you. 969 00:43:39,069 --> 00:43:40,743 Then what kind of friend would I be? 970 00:43:42,452 --> 00:43:44,038 What kind of friend do you wanna be? 971 00:43:45,493 --> 00:43:48,180 The kind that sees her drunk at The Alibi every morning? 972 00:43:48,181 --> 00:43:51,074 The kind that-that watches her lose her job 973 00:43:51,075 --> 00:43:52,794 or lose her apartment building? 974 00:43:52,795 --> 00:43:55,532 Watches her wreck her car and go to jail? 975 00:43:55,533 --> 00:43:56,984 You know what? Then go ahead. 976 00:43:56,985 --> 00:43:58,699 All right, buy her a case of vodka. 977 00:43:58,700 --> 00:44:01,373 Grab a shovel and help her dig that grave, 978 00:44:01,374 --> 00:44:02,655 'cause that's not a friend. 979 00:44:03,284 --> 00:44:05,680 All right, that's-that's a fuckin' bystander. 980 00:44:05,681 --> 00:44:07,332 - Lip, I have to... - V! 981 00:44:08,826 --> 00:44:10,314 If you really love her 982 00:44:11,534 --> 00:44:13,259 and you really are her friend, 983 00:44:14,794 --> 00:44:16,512 you won't let her stay with you. 984 00:44:19,493 --> 00:44:21,650 South Side is where it's at! 985 00:44:21,651 --> 00:44:23,532 Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat! 986 00:44:23,533 --> 00:44:25,407 South Side is where it's at! 987 00:44:25,408 --> 00:44:27,532 Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat! 988 00:44:27,533 --> 00:44:29,407 South Side is where it's at! 989 00:44:29,408 --> 00:44:31,449 Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat! 990 00:44:31,450 --> 00:44:33,324 South Side is where it's at! 991 00:44:33,325 --> 00:44:35,907 Gonna fuck you up with a baseball bat! 992 00:44:40,325 --> 00:44:41,491 - Yo. - Check it out. 993 00:44:41,492 --> 00:44:42,865 - Yeah. - The power's back. 994 00:44:42,866 --> 00:44:44,045 Yeah. 995 00:44:44,046 --> 00:44:45,865 Oh, yeah. Power, baby. 996 00:44:45,866 --> 00:44:47,691 - About time. - Yeah. 997 00:44:48,310 --> 00:44:51,191 I don't know about you all, but I could use a drink. 998 00:44:51,192 --> 00:44:52,865 Back to The Alibi? 999 00:44:52,866 --> 00:44:54,324 Thank God. I'm gonna pass out. 1000 00:44:54,325 --> 00:44:55,328 - You said it. - Here we go. 1001 00:44:55,329 --> 00:44:56,315 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1002 00:44:56,316 --> 00:44:57,816 You're just gonna go back to The Alibi? 1003 00:44:57,817 --> 00:45:00,189 We were still the last ones to get power. 1004 00:45:00,190 --> 00:45:01,589 That's bullshit. 1005 00:45:01,590 --> 00:45:03,724 Come on, the city's laughing at us. 1006 00:45:03,725 --> 00:45:06,574 Let's go tell 'em you don't fuck with the South Side. 1007 00:45:06,575 --> 00:45:08,154 Let's go. Come on. 1008 00:45:08,155 --> 00:45:10,824 It's only a few more blocks to the North Side. 1009 00:45:10,825 --> 00:45:12,958 See you at The Alibi. 1010 00:45:13,756 --> 00:45:15,436 Are you fuckin' kidding me? 1011 00:45:16,826 --> 00:45:18,174 God. 1012 00:45:27,630 --> 00:45:29,170 - Hey, baby. - That was like a long hike. 1013 00:45:29,171 --> 00:45:31,528 Hi. South Side pride. 1014 00:45:42,868 --> 00:45:44,410 You know what I want. 1015 00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:45,948 V, I need a drink. 1016 00:45:45,949 --> 00:45:48,158 - Okay, what? - Vodka. 1017 00:45:56,034 --> 00:45:57,261 Ladies and gentlemen, 1018 00:45:57,262 --> 00:45:59,071 can I have your attention, please? 1019 00:46:00,076 --> 00:46:02,449 Today was a good fuckin' day. 1020 00:46:02,450 --> 00:46:03,756 - It was a good day. - Yeah. 1021 00:46:03,757 --> 00:46:05,125 Yes, it was hot, 1022 00:46:05,126 --> 00:46:07,407 yes, we had no electricity, 1023 00:46:07,408 --> 00:46:09,366 and yes, I had a very painful testicle 1024 00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:10,948 that was the size of a volleyball. 1025 00:46:10,949 --> 00:46:12,546 - Whoo! - Hear, hear. 1026 00:46:12,547 --> 00:46:16,657 But today we found the true power of the South Side. 1027 00:46:16,658 --> 00:46:18,074 - Hear, hear. - Yeah. 1028 00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:21,407 No work. Get drunk. Have fun. 1029 00:46:21,408 --> 00:46:23,119 Now you know what it's like to be me. 1030 00:46:24,545 --> 00:46:26,504 Here's to the greatest day ever. 1031 00:46:26,505 --> 00:46:27,664 The South Side! 1032 00:46:27,665 --> 00:46:30,032 The South Side! 1033 00:46:30,033 --> 00:46:33,165 Fuck you, you fuckin' pussies! 1034 00:46:34,162 --> 00:46:36,599 You fuckin' never stop talking 1035 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,005 about how tough the South Side is, 1036 00:46:39,006 --> 00:46:40,658 how we survive. 1037 00:46:40,659 --> 00:46:41,823 Ha! 1038 00:46:41,824 --> 00:46:44,074 How you don't fuck with the South Side. 1039 00:46:44,075 --> 00:46:49,049 And then you fucking do nothing! 1040 00:46:49,050 --> 00:46:50,699 God. 1041 00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:53,576 I am fuckin' embarrassed. 1042 00:46:54,409 --> 00:46:56,449 You know, we talk a big game, 1043 00:46:56,450 --> 00:46:59,817 but we don't actually do shit. 1044 00:47:00,409 --> 00:47:03,282 We get exactly what we deserve. 1045 00:47:04,837 --> 00:47:06,881 So fuck you. Fuck all of you. 1046 00:47:06,882 --> 00:47:08,187 Take it easy, sweetheart. 1047 00:47:08,188 --> 00:47:10,699 Sounds like somebody needs to get fucked on the South Side. 1048 00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:12,407 Fuck you, you fuckin' cunt! 1049 00:47:12,408 --> 00:47:14,763 - Whoa, yeah. - Hey! 1050 00:47:14,764 --> 00:47:18,202 All right, okay, somebody's a little bit fired up. 1051 00:47:18,769 --> 00:47:20,087 You okay? 1052 00:47:21,434 --> 00:47:23,115 Fucking tired of that bullshit. 1053 00:47:23,116 --> 00:47:24,867 I get it. I know. 1054 00:47:25,284 --> 00:47:26,515 I get it. 1055 00:47:27,019 --> 00:47:29,445 Hey, I get it. 1056 00:47:33,702 --> 00:47:37,730 So I, um... I was talking to Kev, 1057 00:47:38,848 --> 00:47:40,282 and with the girls and everything, 1058 00:47:40,283 --> 00:47:42,032 it's just a little too much right now 1059 00:47:42,033 --> 00:47:43,844 having you stay with us. 1060 00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:46,722 I'm-I'm really sorry. 1061 00:47:48,001 --> 00:47:49,875 - I am. - V... 1062 00:47:51,319 --> 00:47:52,990 it's not a big deal. 1063 00:47:52,991 --> 00:47:54,532 Really? You know, no. 1064 00:47:54,533 --> 00:47:56,142 - I'm gonna talk... - Seriously, yeah. 1065 00:47:56,143 --> 00:47:58,412 It's okay. I totally get it. 1066 00:47:58,413 --> 00:47:59,683 I understand. 1067 00:48:01,241 --> 00:48:02,463 All right. 1068 00:48:05,759 --> 00:48:06,884 I'm sorry. 1069 00:48:06,885 --> 00:48:08,026 Mm-hmm. 1070 00:48:44,741 --> 00:48:47,740 I gotta get this one into the bathtub. Pee-yew! 1071 00:48:47,741 --> 00:48:49,593 - Okay, I'll text you later. - Cool. 1072 00:48:52,145 --> 00:48:54,019 Hey, you want a beer? 1073 00:48:54,531 --> 00:48:55,808 No, thanks. 1074 00:48:57,050 --> 00:48:58,561 Are you fucking my sister? 1075 00:49:00,076 --> 00:49:02,423 - You're insane. - Am I? 1076 00:49:02,867 --> 00:49:05,228 Carl, Debbie and I are friends. 1077 00:49:05,229 --> 00:49:06,865 You're overthinking it. 1078 00:49:06,866 --> 00:49:08,892 Overthinking what? What am I overthinking? 1079 00:49:10,975 --> 00:49:12,359 I think we should break up. 1080 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:13,532 Why, 'cause you love my sister? 1081 00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:15,574 No, because you're too clingy. 1082 00:49:15,575 --> 00:49:17,289 Oh, come on, Debbie's clingier than I am. 1083 00:49:17,290 --> 00:49:18,659 Oh, my God! 1084 00:49:19,193 --> 00:49:21,032 That's it, I am leaving. 1085 00:49:21,033 --> 00:49:24,287 You know, I like you, Carl, but seriously, what the fuck? 1086 00:49:25,364 --> 00:49:26,612 Oh, come on. 1087 00:49:26,613 --> 00:49:29,008 Call me when you're not so needy. 1088 00:49:29,454 --> 00:49:30,926 All right, see ya. 1089 00:49:40,493 --> 00:49:41,951 That's what I thought. 1090 00:49:46,411 --> 00:49:47,562 Oh. 1091 00:49:48,321 --> 00:49:50,190 What-what do you mean, "oh"? Shut up. 1092 00:49:50,582 --> 00:49:51,680 Lip! 1093 00:49:57,118 --> 00:49:58,187 Hey. 1094 00:49:58,834 --> 00:50:00,032 Uh, did Xan call? 1095 00:50:00,033 --> 00:50:01,508 Yeah. 1096 00:50:01,509 --> 00:50:03,136 Yeah, a little while ago. 1097 00:50:04,593 --> 00:50:06,717 - Where you going? - I feel like breaking shit. 1098 00:50:11,718 --> 00:50:13,282 So Xan's okay. 1099 00:50:13,283 --> 00:50:14,887 - Yeah. - Good. 1100 00:50:16,076 --> 00:50:19,164 Here's the deal: the last thing I need in my life 1101 00:50:19,165 --> 00:50:20,547 is a man telling me what to do. 1102 00:50:20,548 --> 00:50:22,534 I really don't give a shit about what you think, 1103 00:50:22,535 --> 00:50:23,807 but I do understand 1104 00:50:23,808 --> 00:50:25,981 that you might have some feelings about this. 1105 00:50:26,493 --> 00:50:28,526 But I want to be clear: you do not get a vote. 1106 00:50:29,534 --> 00:50:31,011 I don't get a vote, 1107 00:50:31,493 --> 00:50:32,821 like, not even one? 1108 00:50:34,702 --> 00:50:35,744 One. 1109 00:50:36,765 --> 00:50:38,574 Out of 100. I get the other 99. 1110 00:50:41,951 --> 00:50:43,517 What if we're not meant to be together? 1111 00:50:43,518 --> 00:50:44,844 Then we break up. 1112 00:50:44,845 --> 00:50:48,265 What if the baby has, like, Down syndrome or something? 1113 00:50:48,266 --> 00:50:49,847 I'll help you take care of it. 1114 00:50:49,848 --> 00:50:51,830 I'm gonna die at a young age, so... 1115 00:50:51,831 --> 00:50:52,852 I'll still be here. 1116 00:50:52,853 --> 00:50:54,115 Yeah, well, what if you get hit by a bus? 1117 00:50:54,116 --> 00:50:55,427 All right, look, maybe I will. 1118 00:50:55,992 --> 00:50:57,574 All right, we don't know what's gonna happen, 1119 00:50:57,575 --> 00:50:59,625 but if you decide to have this baby, 1120 00:51:00,187 --> 00:51:02,093 I want to make damn sure it has a father. 1121 00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,229 Okay. 1122 00:51:06,242 --> 00:51:07,756 I hear you. 1123 00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:09,856 Okay. 1124 00:51:13,034 --> 00:51:15,722 Should we, like, get one of those books: 1125 00:51:16,159 --> 00:51:18,434 What to Expect When You're Pregnant or whatever? 1126 00:51:20,079 --> 00:51:21,824 Not if you're not gonna be pregnant. 1127 00:51:21,825 --> 00:51:23,045 Are you gonna be pregnant? 1128 00:51:23,605 --> 00:51:24,873 I have no idea. 1129 00:51:25,368 --> 00:51:26,775 What would I even name it? 1130 00:51:27,485 --> 00:51:29,243 I don't know, we talking a boy or a girl? 1131 00:51:29,244 --> 00:51:32,082 I don't know, like... pretend it's a boy. 1132 00:51:33,243 --> 00:51:34,474 Hambone. 1133 00:51:34,475 --> 00:51:36,552 What? No. 1134 00:51:39,789 --> 00:51:40,873 Bird? 1135 00:51:40,874 --> 00:51:42,725 Who the hell names their kid Bird? 1136 00:51:43,270 --> 00:51:44,685 Charlie Parker's parents. 1137 00:51:45,368 --> 00:51:46,898 No, that was a nickname. 1138 00:51:46,899 --> 00:51:48,373 It was 'cause he liked chicken. 1139 00:51:49,224 --> 00:51:52,157 Oh, didn't know that. 1140 00:51:52,158 --> 00:51:53,455 Uh, Wilmoth? 1141 00:51:53,456 --> 00:51:55,446 - Jesus. - What? 1142 00:51:56,034 --> 00:51:58,164 These are the worst names I ever heard. 1143 00:51:58,165 --> 00:52:01,118 I take it back. I will not be there for our child, all right? 1144 00:52:02,006 --> 00:52:04,511 Okay, can we just not talk about it anymore? 1145 00:52:04,512 --> 00:52:06,538 Can we, like, pretend it's not happening 1146 00:52:06,539 --> 00:52:09,400 and maybe it'll just... go away? 1147 00:52:11,074 --> 00:52:12,198 Yeah, all right. 1148 00:52:12,199 --> 00:52:14,214 All right, I'm fucking starving. I need food. 1149 00:52:15,085 --> 00:52:17,718 Yeah, you, uh... you like popcorn shrimp? 1150 00:52:47,493 --> 00:52:49,339 Ugh. 1151 00:54:57,298 --> 00:55:01,281 It was only about two blocks from my house. 1152 00:55:01,988 --> 00:55:05,698 I was woken up by the sound, a crashing sound. 1153 00:55:07,435 --> 00:55:09,449 And I could hear myself screaming. 1154 00:55:13,035 --> 00:55:16,532 I had crashed my car into the back of a moving van. 1155 00:55:18,783 --> 00:55:20,657 There was glass everywhere. 1156 00:55:20,658 --> 00:55:23,699 Airbag deployed. My nose was bleeding. 1157 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,097 I didn't feel any pain till much later, 1158 00:55:29,098 --> 00:55:31,907 but I didn't care about myself. 1159 00:55:33,866 --> 00:55:35,874 I just kept thinking... 1160 00:55:37,661 --> 00:55:39,461 I could have killed someone. 1161 00:55:41,659 --> 00:55:45,149 This is... really hard for me to talk about. 1162 00:55:45,150 --> 00:55:48,737 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 1163 00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:13,532 Whose porn is this? 1164 00:56:13,533 --> 00:56:15,535 It's mine. Giving it to KJ now. 1165 00:56:15,536 --> 00:56:17,672 Oh, why you getting rid of your porn, tater tot? 1166 00:56:17,673 --> 00:56:18,926 Just the girl-on-girl stuff. 1167 00:56:18,927 --> 00:56:20,199 Kinda makes me sad. 1168 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,948 Yeah. 1169 00:56:21,949 --> 00:56:23,449 Seen it. 1170 00:56:23,450 --> 00:56:24,859 Seen it. 1171 00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:26,657 In it.