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There she is.

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I can't believe you still volunteering

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at that airport information desk.

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I mean, what are those things even for?

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I'm gonna speak slowly so
that you can follow this.

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Information desks give
people information.

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Well, they should be called
"admit you're an idiot" desk.

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I mean, it's a airport.
They got signs everywhere.

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If you want to know where
Gate 5 is, guess what...

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it's between Gate 4 and Gate 6, idiot.

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You know what, Hank?

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Some people enjoy helping others.

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I'm not surprised you don't get it.

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You're only out for yourself.

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But I help people. I help
people all the time.

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Well, just now I was helping you
realize your job was stupid.

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I actually admire Hank.

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Thank you, Charlie.

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Yeah, most people would feel guilty

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about being so openly selfish.

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But not this guy.

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Actually, Hank, can you name

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the last time you
really helped somebody?

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Well, um, I helped someone, uh...

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Well, y-you remember that
time when-when-when...

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Well, just the other day, I, uh...

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Hey, look, here comes Sid.

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Wow.

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I cannot remember

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the last time someone
walked me to the door

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- after a date.
- Really?

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So you can't remember our last date

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and all the dates before that?

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The alarm goes off if the
door's propped open.

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They're really strict about the AC here.

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Mm. Makes sense. AC is... expensive.

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Especially when it's so hot.

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Call me later.

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Maybe I will. Maybe I won't.

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Only time will tell.

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Toodles.

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Wow.

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You are really into that guy.

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Who, John?

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Yes, John.

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You're head over heels.

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Which is a shorter distance
for you than for most,

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but still, it's really sweet.
When do we get to meet him?

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Well, I'm playing it cool.

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That's playing it cool?

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There are cooler guys
in my model train club.

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I don't know what you
guys are talking about.

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We're keeping it casual.

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Or I should say "caszh"

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because "casual" is not caszh enough.

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J-Just calm down. We're-we're
just happy for you.

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I mean, me and you both
in a relationship?

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This is... this is huge.

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Who said "relationship"?

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Did you say that? Don't say...

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No-Nobody's saying that. Don't say that!

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Sid, you're acting
like you've never been

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in a relationship before.

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You've never been in a
relationship before?

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Sid is a confirmed bachelor,

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just like my Uncle Ray
and his roommate...

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Christopher.

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I knew he wasn't sleeping on that futon.

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I can't believe you've never
been in a relationship, Sid.

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Of course, I barely know you.

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But still.

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Well, I mean, not a real one.

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Well, unless you count that
25-year marriage to a woman.

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Which I don't, because
that was based on a lie.

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Oh, dear. What was the lie?

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I'm gay, sweetie. Catch up.

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I'm just not good at relationships.

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Commitment scares me.

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The other day, John asked
me about my weekend plans,

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and I sent him a GIF of
a fat, clapping baby.

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Can Kathleen and I give you some
advice from a perfect couple

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that has stood the test of time?

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Oh, lord. You've been
dating for three weeks.

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I have milk older than that.

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Kathleen and I more than understand

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the thrill of the chase, the games.

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But when you stop with the games

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and you take the leap, that's
where the good stuff is.

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Now we're calling ourselves

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- "Charleen."
- Yeah.

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That's a combination of
Charlie and Kathleen.

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You're just brilliant.
I'm wild about you.

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Now, Sid, if you just want to hit
it and quit it, that's fine.

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I've been known to, uh,
toot it and scoot it.

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Tap it and scrap it.

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Hump it and bump it.

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But it seems like you
really like this John.

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I really, really do. But it's ju...

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Can we just talk about
something more fun, like...

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race relations?

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Okay, Sid, this is really simple.

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When you're with John, how
does he make you feel?

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He makes me feel...

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like cake.

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- And I love cake.
- Well, then,

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you better tell John
exactly how you feel

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before you lose that man cake.

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Cake man?

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And you are giving out
information at the airport.

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I'm a hollow reed.

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Trouble blows right through me.

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Are you okay?

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No, I'm fine. I'm just meditating.

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I was starting to think you
were scared of planes.

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Oh! Why would you think that?

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Well, every time one flies overhead,

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you do that "hollow reed" thing.

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Way off base there, Mitch.

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Well, good news, Margaret.

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You are gonna have some
help at the help desk.

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We've got a new volunteer.

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Oh, good.

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Oh, crap. What are you doing here?

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When you said I don't help
people, you were right.

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And I need you to be wrong, so now...

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I'm a servant of the people, baby.

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Step right up, stupid people

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who need obvious information
about the airport.

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I am a hollow reed.

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Trouble blows right through
me. I am a hollow reed.

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Oh, that sounded really big.

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Is this a menopause thing?

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What? No.

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I'm just... I'm a little...
I'm scared of planes.

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Then why are you working at the airport?

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This is where the planes live.

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My daughter's graduating
from beauty school

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this weekend in Boston,

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and I promised her
that I would be there,

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so that's why I'm working here.

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This is called immersion therapy.

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I just inch a little closer
to my fear every single day,

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and then, eventually, I
will set f-foot on a...

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a plane.

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Oh, stop laughing.

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This is why I didn't tell anybody.

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Listen, girl, I'm gonna help you,

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because that's what I do now.

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Excuse me, where's Gate 5?

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Probably between Gate
4 and Gate 6, genius!

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Another satisfied customer.

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Charlie, please help me.

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How do I get

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what you and Kathleen have?

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Well, that's like asking
to have what Pac-Man

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and Ms. Pac-Man have.

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No, you-you got to start
by opening up, Sid.

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Um, here, practice on me.

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I'm... Pretend I'm John.

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- Okay. John...
- Mm-hmm.

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I don't know, this is hard.

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Well, if you can't say it to me,

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you'll never be able to say it to John.

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You're right. Okay, here goes.

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- John...
- Mm-hmm.

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- I like you.
- Mm-hmm.

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I like you a lot. And I
want to be your boyfriend.

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- Pass.
- What?

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What? What? No, why did you do that?

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Well, what's the point of practicing

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if you can't do worst-case scenario?

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He could say no?

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Uh, yeah. That's the leap.

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I mean, you're putting
your heart out there.

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It could get kicked in the balls.

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I-I can't ask John to be my boyfriend

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if I don't know he's gonna say yes.

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- There has to be another way.
- Uh-huh, well, there isn't.

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Unless we lure him into a
bar under false pretenses,

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I strike up a conversation with him

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and ask him if he's sweet on somebody.

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Great. Let's do something like that.

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"Let's do something like that."

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I just offer you a
fully-formed, foolproof plan,

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and it's "Let's do something like that."

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Wow.

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- There he is.
- Yeah.

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Look at him, standing
there so tall and strong.

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I want to climb that man

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like a redwood.

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Well, yeah, he does look nice.

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He doesn't even look pissed
that you called him down here

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- and canceled on him.
- Do you really think

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you can find out if John like-likes me?

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Just relax, Sid. I worked
corporate espionage for years.

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If I can get the dirt
on Sully Sullenberger,

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I can get the dirt on this.

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You know, he aimed for those geese.

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Thank you.

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So, which branch of the military?

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Air Force.

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What gave it away, the posture?

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Yeah. No, the pectorals.

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I can always tell a military
man from the pectorals.

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Ah.

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Ah.

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How do you know when
you like-like someone?

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Are you still talking to me?

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No, I'm talking to these empty stools.

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Yes, silly, I am talking to you.

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I've got the hots for someone,

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and I can't tell if it's more than that.

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So, what-what would you
do in that situation?

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Could you just rattle off, say,
three things that you would do?

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Is there someone I could call for you?

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Come on. If two strangers
can't talk about love,

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the bad guys won.

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Look, I'm flattered, but I'm taken.

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Did you hear that?

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- He is taken.
- Mm-hmm.

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- That means I took him.
- Yep.

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He's like Liam Neeson,
or I'm like Liam Neeson.

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I can never remember the
plot of that thing.

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Oh, this is great. This is great.

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This means that I can take the leap,

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and John is gonna catch me.

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- What's the matter?
- Oh, um...

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Well, you know, I wasn't hitting on him.

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But if I was...

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I'm cute, right?

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All right, we're through security.

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- Just a half a block more.
- Ooh, ooh-ee. Okay.

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Okay. I think you've
gotten me close enough

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to the planes for one day.

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I think I'm breaking out in hives,

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and I have a severe case
of under-boob sweat.

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Uh, I-I think I need to
find a Purell station.

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Aren't you supposed to
take me to my gate?

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I'm gonna miss my flight.

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Your gate's right there, Brendan. Damn!

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No wonder your parents are
sending you to math camp.

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Okay, I need a break.

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We're getting too close to
the planes. They're so...

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so big and slow on the
ground and so fa-fast,

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so fast up in the air.

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Now you talking crazy.

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I'm gonna give you some
immersion therapy right now.

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You gonna take this kid to his gate.

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Brendan, hold this woman's
hand for support.

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- Oh.
- I'm eight!

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It's not for you, Brendan! Damn!

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Now I'm gonna go charge my
phone and get a chair massage.

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W-Well, Hank, you're
supposed to be helping me.

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I am helping you. Get
your life together! Bye.

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Oh, so close to plane.

257
00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:21,080
So itchy.

258
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,930
Why are you so scared of planes anyway?

259
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,580
You know you're more likely
to be in a car crash, right?

260
00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:28,540
Oh, wow, Brendan. I never heard of that.

261
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,100
You got any more Snapple
cap wisdom for me?

262
00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:33,519
Let me ask you this. Have
you ever known anybody

263
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,740
that was in a car crash?

264
00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,230
- Yeah.
- That's right,

265
00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:37,880
because you can walk away from them.

266
00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:39,640
You can't survive a plane crash.

267
00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,679
You have to stare death in the face

268
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,780
as you plummet out of the sky

269
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:47,270
and then you smash into the ground.

270
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,820
Oh. I would be a pancake.

271
00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:52,780
You would be a mist.

272
00:12:58,370 --> 00:13:00,870
- Surprise!
- Ah.

273
00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:02,980
I thought before we went to dinner,

274
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,450
we could enjoy this cake.

275
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:10,040
Wow. I've never had cake
as an appetizer before.

276
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,840
Well, I made it for us

277
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:17,340
because I have something I
need to talk to you about.

278
00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:21,640
Ooh, how do I do this? Uh, oh, I'm...

279
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,100
I'm just gonna be direct.

280
00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,810
John, as you may or may not know,

281
00:13:26,850 --> 00:13:31,060
many cultures celebrate
special moments with cake.

282
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,779
- S... Sid.
- I think it was the late,

283
00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:33,899
great Harriet Tubman

284
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:37,320
- who said cake is...
- Sid, I have to break things off.

285
00:13:38,490 --> 00:13:40,740
What?

286
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,580
But aren't you... taken?

287
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:47,260
Look, when you, uh,
stood me up last night,

288
00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:50,000
it just hit home for me that I can never

289
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,130
get a read on you.

290
00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:54,500
Every time I mention the future, you...

291
00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:56,940
send me a fat, clapping baby.

292
00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:58,170
That's not true!

293
00:13:58,260 --> 00:14:00,620
One time, the baby was riding a Roomba.

294
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,180
Remember the Roomba one?

295
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,000
Yeah. I do remember.

296
00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:08,930
I had just asked you if you
wanted to meet my family.

297
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:14,660
Look, you obviously see us
as casual, which is fine,

298
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:18,410
and, um, a-a job popped up for me,

299
00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:21,530
and so I'm gonna go to
Atlanta for a few months.

300
00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,740
I leave tonight on the red-eye.

301
00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:27,790
Okay, uh...

302
00:14:27,850 --> 00:14:30,290
I get it.

303
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,240
Got to chase that paper.

304
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,330
Hotlanta!

305
00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:36,500
Same page.

306
00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:38,590
Super casual.

307
00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:42,800
Bye, Sid.

308
00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:50,420
Later, skater!

309
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,230
I made that cake for myself!

310
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,530
Oh, thank you for coming.

311
00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:09,850
He has been like this for hours.

312
00:15:09,860 --> 00:15:11,870
I keep thinking...

313
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,340
the pain will subside,

314
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:18,170
but it gets worse because I deserve...

315
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,920
Oh, Sid.

316
00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:23,300
Why don't you try a less
complicated sentence?

317
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,500
Okay. Why?

318
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:28,350
Oh...

319
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:31,390
This is your first real breakup, too.

320
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,980
Isn't it just the worst?

321
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:36,880
Doesn't it feel like you're
dead, only you're still alive?

322
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,690
But 90-ten dead.

323
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:41,440
Not helping, Charlie!

324
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,240
Just empathize!

325
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,760
I am! I mean, John rejected
me, too, you know.

326
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,640
Sid,

327
00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:52,630
you've texted me 15 crying babies,

328
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:56,290
each one fatter than the
last. What is going on?

329
00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:59,040
I didn't get your texts. My
phone was in airplane mode.

330
00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:03,090
By the way, I'm working at
the airport now, y'all.

331
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,590
I ran John off with my games.

332
00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:10,430
I never told him how I felt,

333
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,450
and now he's flying to Atlanta.

334
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:15,100
He's flying?

335
00:16:15,190 --> 00:16:18,480
Oh, God, he's gonna be dead soon anyway.

336
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,900
Enough!

337
00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:23,280
I have been silent long enough.

338
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:27,500
You had been silent
for 30 seconds, tops.

339
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:30,550
I know you don't think that
I am helpful or sensitive

340
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:32,660
or even nice in any traditional way,

341
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,500
but y'all about to get a
face-full of old Hank right now.

342
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,269
Sid, you didn't even try to tell John

343
00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:39,630
how you really felt about him.

344
00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:42,500
If that man makes you feel like cake,

345
00:16:42,630 --> 00:16:44,480
you got to let him know!

346
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,630
But, Hank, it's too late.
He's flying to Atlanta.

347
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,040
His plane leaves in literally an hour.

348
00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:52,690
You waited 65 years

349
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,599
to get into a relationship with a man,

350
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,199
now you can't do a little long-distance?

351
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,440
Wipe your face

352
00:16:58,460 --> 00:17:01,340
and get your big little
ass up off that couch,

353
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,280
and go on and get your man!

354
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,400
You could've just said, "Get
yourself off that couch."

355
00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:09,070
No need to talk about my ass.

356
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,870
But you're right.

357
00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:13,840
Let's go to the airport.

358
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,710
Oh, I'll drive! I like driving.

359
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:18,539
Plus, you're the only
one that has a car.

360
00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:19,739
Oh, right.

361
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:21,420
I just freaking love us.

362
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,280
Well, looks like you got
this all under control,

363
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,510
so I'll just stay here and
keep jamming on this cake.

364
00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:30,180
Like hell you will.
If I'm helping y'all,

365
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:32,360
I'm doing it all at once
to get it over with.

366
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,970
Come on, girl.

367
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,900
This is John's gate.

368
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,740
But he's not here.

369
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:47,820
He must already be on the plane.

370
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,850
Oh, well, we're too late. Sorry, Sid.

371
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,640
But love comes around all the time.

372
00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:53,140
Wait a minute.

373
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,120
You're not gonna get out of
this that easy, you chicken.

374
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,450
The plane's still here.

375
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,520
And with our red vests,
we can walk right on.

376
00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:01,040
Yoo-hoo! Information man,

377
00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:04,420
could you point me
towards baggage claim?

378
00:18:04,460 --> 00:18:07,170
Can you point me toward the most
annoying woman in the world?

379
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,720
Oh, that's right. I just found her!

380
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:12,550
Whoa. Did you just yell at this woman?

381
00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:16,510
Look, I've never had to fire

382
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,770
a volunteer worker before, but um...

383
00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:20,810
yeah, stop coming here for free.

384
00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:23,360
And I'm gonna need that vest.

385
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:29,780
You can take this non-job,
and you can shove it.

386
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:31,400
Ma'am, baggage claim is this way.

387
00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:32,740
Thank you.

388
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:35,680
They're about to close the doors.

389
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,290
Well, it's all up to you now, Margaret.

390
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,960
You're the only one that
can get on that plane

391
00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:40,400
and look for John.

392
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,980
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

393
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,080
- No!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

394
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,500
Margaret.

395
00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:49,000
I need you.

396
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,600
I'm okay.

397
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,480
I'm okay. I'm okay.

398
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,560
I'm... I'm okay.

399
00:19:02,650 --> 00:19:05,730
You'll tell us if we're
gonna take off, right?

400
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,070
Okay...

401
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:11,360
Oh. Hey, John. Cake man.

402
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:15,620
Oh, God, did we just die?!

403
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:18,790
Oh. Hi.

404
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:22,080
I'm a hollow reed. Trouble
blows right through me.

405
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,830
Is there someone I could call for you?

406
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,210
Sid is here.

407
00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:30,400
I did it. I did it!

408
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:33,760
I got on a friggin' airplane!

409
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,800
Oh, and also, John is here.

410
00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:39,140
Sid, what's going on?

411
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,430
I'm doing something I should
have done a long time ago.

412
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,020
- Really, dating back to the '60s.
- Sid.

413
00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:47,060
They're holding the plane.

414
00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:50,060
Uh, I-I was playing it
cool. And I'm sorry.

415
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,089
- The truth is...
- No, no, it-it...

416
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,679
I've never been in a
relationship before,

417
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,360
- and I was scared.
- Wait.

418
00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:58,780
You've never been in a
relationship before?

419
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,490
John, they're holding the plane.

420
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:04,160
Maybe I was scared my whole life,

421
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,440
or maybe I've just never met someone...

422
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,040
like you before.

423
00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:12,170
- Sir, the plane is leaving.
- Yeah.

424
00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:14,750
I-I want to be with you.

425
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,510
I'll do long-distance.

426
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,300
Uh, whatever it takes.

427
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:21,480
I want to be with you, too.

428
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,770
Let's do long-distance.

429
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,780
I'll call you when we land.

430
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:38,280
And I'll-I'll put you in my
telephone as "boyfriend."

431
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:41,000
I'm in a relationship, y'all!

432
00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:44,789
Oh. Congratulations, Sid.
Doesn't it feel good?

433
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:47,830
Yes, it...

434
00:20:49,090 --> 00:20:51,480
It's okay. It's a happy puke.

435
00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:58,690
So, this is gonna be my
first trip to Boston.

436
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,470
I'm really excited to see my daughter,

437
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,730
but I want to take in
some of the sights, too.

438
00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:04,919
I mean, it's Beantown, baby.

439
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,640
Fenway Pahk.

440
00:21:06,730 --> 00:21:10,940
Pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd.

441
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:13,860
You know, these seats feel really solid.

442
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,959
Flight crew, prepare for takeoff.

443
00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:21,070
Humans don't belong in the sky!

444
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,240
This is a mass grave, make no mistake!

445
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:28,040
We all bought one-way tickets to hell!

446
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:35,300
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