Lacey?
No... no, please!
Shh.
Why did you do this to yourself?
I'll just... I'll just take it right off.
No!
Everybody, this is Margot performing on the piano.
Thank you, thank you.
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- I'll just talk to the manager. - Go talk to him, yeah.
- Okay, I'll be right back. - Yep.
Hi.
Hey.
Tim, he knows. Jason knows.
Does he know because you told him?
- No. He asked me. - Well, I didn't tell him.
He asked me if something happened.
_
Just 'cause we're crippled
don't mean we have to take the crumbs.
What, you got some secret way
we get back up on the chairs now?
- New phone? - Hey.
What the heck are you doing here?
You didn't think I'd let the whole summer go by
- without coming home, right? - Um...
I'm, like, your only friend.
Oh, thanks.
This is nice.
Yeah, could have been doing it all summer,
but somebody had to go back to school,
take more classes.
You sure you didn't fall in love
with some married professor or something?
No, I don't catch feelings. Ever.
You could come back with me, you know?
We could get an apartment off campus.
Margot.
Come on, I'm so over my suitemates.
They're really lame.
Is it sweetmeats or sweetbreads
that's, like, the neck part of the cow?
Probably breads, right? 'Cause it's counterintuitive.
It's like the whole Iceland, Greenland situation.
All right, so you're just gonna keep
living at home with your mom in the past.
You really don't have to save me from my life, you know?
But thanks.
Hey, guess who I'm meeting up with
at Hall Pass later.
Am I literally supposed to guess?
JT. You should come.
Ugh.
You know how I feel about activities.
- Hey, Jules. - Oh, hey.
Where have you been all summer?
Margot's been such a recluse lately.
Mom!
My flight's at five, so I'm heading out.
Try not to auction yourselves off online or anything
- while I'm away. - Okay, we'll try.
All right, so you're coming tonight, right?
Mm-hmm.
Come on.
When was the last time you legit had fun?
When was the last time that you were touched
in a non-platonic way?
I told you, nobody understands me.
Eh, yeah, you should handle this dry spell.
You want to start a forest fire?
You could set this whole neighborhood on...
I did not deserve that.
Yeah, you did. You did.
Oh, my God.
Someone just sent me this really weird video.
Yeah, me too.
Really?
Yeah.
Should we get in the water?
Uh, yes. We should get in the water.
Okay.
Okay, ready?
- Hey. - What's up?
- Hey. - How you been?
Hey, what's all that? What is that?
- Show me. - Some ink.
Okay. All right.
That's my favorite sea creature, definitely.
Good pirate ship, love it.
- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
Hey, JT, stop trying to be cool.
We knew you as a child.
We saw you go through puberty, you know?
Sorry.
Hey, uh, where's, um, you know?
Oh, he had to bail.
Who did?
Your date.
She told me to bring someone for you.
Margot. Margot, wait!
Wait, hey!
I didn't want you sitting at home being grim.
Well, I have a right to be grim.
- Yeah, you do, but... - Yeah.
I get it, I apologize,
and, you know, he couldn't find anyone anyway, so...
Oh, makes me feel great.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sor... no, I'm sorry.
I just... I'm not feeling it. Can we hang tomorrow?
You leaving already?
What?
I just... I saw you walk in here
and take one look at this place and leave,
so I figured you were kind of a misanthrope.
Like me.
Okay.
So you're... So you're going?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm just really tired.
Um...
Well... Well, nice to meet you.
I hope you get some sleep.
Night.
Ugh.
So, so tired.
All right, well, you should go.
- Have fun. - Thanks.
- At your house. - Okay.
- Jeez. - Dude.
I think a little bit...
He's doing his best.
So, uh... you seeing anyone at the moment or...
Nope, single as a Pringle.
You know.
So you're a cat person?
I like cats. They're smart.
Yeah, but guys with cats are all like weird loners, you know?
No, sorry.
I mean, if you think about it though,
that's kind of my type, I guess.
I always have this dream where I get attacked
by a horde of puppies, and they start eating me,
and they're very cute. It's horrible.
Okay, JT, what are you doing?
Just do it like you're...
You know, like you're moving through water.
Instead of just, you know, poking at the ball and...
No!
JT! What are you doing?
Don't do that.
Yeah, sorry. You're probably right.
Too weird.
What? Come on, it's fine.
Why are you back in town anyway?
You ever heard of the No-End House?
I have this nightmare where I'd be at my grandma's house,
and I'd be walking down this, like, long hallway,
and then at the end there'd be this standing mirror,
and there would always be someone hiding behind it.
And I'd wake up so scared every time.
Yo, Margot, show me your phone.
Why?
Last time it was in the U.S. was six years ago,
somewhere outside Detroit.
Since then it's been in Eastern Europe, South America.
It just shows up.
The only advanced warning is people in the area
start getting these teasers, texts, a post on your Instagram.
Most people have no idea what it is,
but in the past couple of days, it's been happening here.
This is, like, one in a million.
Yeah, I don't even know where it is.
There's no, like, address on it.
Yeah, the address comes later.
There'll be a commercial or something.
I don't know.
Sounds just like a super-bougie haunted house to me.
It's six rooms,
each is supposed to be scarier than the last,
but it's psychological.
Gets in your head.
Everybody who goes in describes it totally different.
Most people don't even make it to the sixth room,
and the people who do...
never seen again.
Definitely not.
Yeah, well, you live and learn, right?
You live and learn.
I read that the nightmares that you have as a kid
are usually about a fear of change.
Really?
Then mine were foreshadowing.
Do you want to talk about it?
Mm.
I don't really know you.
Yeah, I guess that's fair.
Do you remember in, like, second grade,
they'd take us into town to the library?
This one day Margot and I found this book about myths,
and there was this chapter on the succubi,
and all of a sudden
my neck and ears got all warm...
Because, you know, for whatever reason,
that was just... you know, it was like every urge
and every impulse and every scary adult feeling
that I just didn't understand yet.
I can see the appeal.
Tell me something about yourself.
I grew up in foster homes.
What was that like?
I just felt different.
You know?
Because I was always trying to blend in, make friends,
I met a lot of different kids, a lot of different homes.
People come and go, you know?
My dad died.
What happened?
He had allergies.
Imagine dying from something so dumb.
Yeah, he was taking these prescription meds,
and then he had a really bad allergic reaction,
and he fucking died.
I actually found him.
In there.
This hunter often must begin full sprint
from a half mile out
just to hope to catch a single member of the herd
who got caught flatfooted just a moment too long.
And even with the long lead time,
cheetahs can spend up to two miles
in full-sprint pursuit
before needing to rethink and regroup.
The TV was still on
like he had just fallen asleep watching it, you know?
It was last year,
and I was supposed to be home by ten.
I always just think, like,
if I had actually just been home by ten,
maybe...
Or maybe not.
I'm getting chilly.
How you doing? I knew this was my day.
What... what do you want?
That's an easy question.
But I'm in a little bit of a hurry,
a little bit of a rush.
You... you're the convict.
I was, but I'm out now.
I'm gonna stay out.
And you're gonna help me.
You better get out of here.
My husband will be back in a few minutes.
Now you see, you're off to a bad start already.
Your...
Out to get the harvest.
Well, I think it was... It's an Egyptian invention.
Oh, right.
Margot?
What's up?
Hey, how was it? You guys have fun?
Oh.
- Oh. All right. - It's okay.
Okay. Ooh.
I heard they use subliminal images
and sub-aural sound waves to make you more vulnerable.
Totally messes with you psychologically.
Could you simmer down, JT? It's a haunted house.
They just tricked you into thinking it's special
'cause they didn't invite you.
He wouldn't even tell him, though.
- No way. - That's crazy.
Oh.
- Okay. - Here we go.
Hey, man. How'd you hear about this place?
Been looking for it.
Come on.
- You're gonna go in for sure? - Yeah.
We heard it's crazy in there.
Boo!
I also heard they spray the area with a hallucinogen,
so we're all gonna be tripping by the time we go in.
Oh, yeah, it makes perfect sense.
You guys gonna make it through all the rooms?
Hell yeah.
Whoa.
Wait. Already?
Damn, did it eat them?
You scare easy?
It depends on the type of scare, I guess.
I guess we're gonna find out.
This isn't very scary.
Mitch...
It's you.
- Oh? - Oh, my God.
- Here's you, Tamara. - Here's me.
Oh, my God.
I mean, it kind of looks like me, right?
- That's insane. - I think that's yours.
That's crazy.
That's weird, my phone's freezing.
Mine too.
So wait, how did they do this so fast?
They must watch us while we're in line.
Use some kind of 3-D printer
and software that translates our image.
Fucking wow, dude, this is brilliant.
I don't like this.
There should be an exit light. Where's the exit light?
- Where's your hand? - What?
It reminds me of that Douglas Gordon installation, you know?
Mine's fine.
I want to know how they did that.
_
You know what? No, forget it, I'm out.
Don't smirk like that.
They must have permits for this place.
I mean, the city must know about it, right?
Yeah.
There are no windows.
You a cannibal?
You okay?
Margot?
Guys, they're just actors.
They're actors. Relax.
Yeah. I mean, they've got to be.
Right?
Yeah, this is amazing.
So confrontational.
Margot?
Ready? Next room?
You guys should leave.
What?
Go on, it's not too late.
All right.
You think he was an actor too?
Or just some crazy guy.
Yeah.
Hey, Margot.
Hey, what... what did he say to you back there?
He said, "Welcome back, Martian."
Martian?
Let's go home.
Margot.
No, I want to know.
_
Margot!
Can you hear me?
Margot!
And I was supposed to be home by ten,
but I wasn't.
I always just think, like,
if I had actually just been home by ten,
maybe...
_
Ha-ha! I win!
- I have water in my ears! - Which one?
Dad, we get it. Don't... stop!
Cool. Thanks, guys.
- Okay, throw me high. - Ready, ready?
Hello there.
Hello there, Margot. How are you?
I better clean up before dinner.
What's the first rule of the pool?
- Don't go in by myself. - That's right, that's right.
What's the second rule of the pool?
Don't run by the pool.
You're so smart!
Hello there. Hello there, Margot.
You're so smart.
Hello there. Hello there, Margot.
Cream and sugar?
Hello there. Hello there, Margot.
- Cream and sugar? - How are you?
Hello there. Hello there, Margot.
- Cream and sugar? - How are you?
Hello there. Hello there, Margot.
- How are you? - Cream and sugar?
Hello there. Hello there, Margot.
- How are you? - Cream and sugar?
Hello there. Hello there, Margot.
- How are you? - Cream and sugar?
Hello there. Hello there, Margot.
- How are you? - Cream and sugar?
Hello there. Hello there, Margot.
- How are you? - Cream and sugar?
Hello there. Hello there, Margot.
- How are you? - Cream and sugar?
Hello there. Hello there, Margot.
- How are you? - Cream and sugar?
Hello there, Margot. How are you?
- Cream and sugar? - Hello there, Margot.
How are you?
No... no, no!
I want to go home!
You have to go through
to go home.
One, two, three.
You really think they would have left before us?
I don't know.
God, it's almost dawn. What time did we get here?
I don't know how much time really went by.
Okay.
Are you serious right now?
Hey, um, I know... I don't really ask
because I just figure if you wanted to bring it up,
you'd bring it up,
um...
and I know it's been more than a year and everything,
but sometimes I just wonder
how you're doing with everything.
How are you doing?
I'm okay.
You wanna just crash here?
Oh, yeah, I got some clothes in my car.
Walk of shame backup. Nice.
What shame?
Hey, Martian. How was your night?
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Dad?