1 00:00:01,619 --> 00:00:03,316 Another cold brew? 2 00:00:03,352 --> 00:00:05,855 Don't mind if I "cold do." Nailed it. 3 00:00:05,891 --> 00:00:07,993 I am loving this machine that Charles brought in. 4 00:00:08,029 --> 00:00:11,236 It is nice. The trick is to let the coffee warm up to room temperature. 5 00:00:11,272 --> 00:00:12,325 I'm already on my second cup. 6 00:00:12,368 --> 00:00:13,500 This is my third. 7 00:00:13,543 --> 00:00:15,763 Stop! 8 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:18,331 You're drinking too much! 9 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,980 Whoa, what's going on, Charles? Why are you talking so slow? 10 00:00:21,016 --> 00:00:23,423 I'm not. I'm normal. 11 00:00:23,466 --> 00:00:26,078 We're all normal. 12 00:00:31,382 --> 00:00:32,966 If you're not going slow, that means we're going fast. 13 00:00:33,002 --> 00:00:34,183 Are we going fast? Can anyone tell if we're going fast? 14 00:00:34,219 --> 00:00:35,698 I don't think we're going fast at all in any way whatsoever. 15 00:00:35,734 --> 00:00:37,053 I feel like we're going slow in every way whatsoever. 16 00:00:37,089 --> 00:00:38,385 - Captain, how do you feel? - Great. Excellent. Amazing. 17 00:00:38,421 --> 00:00:39,726 I feel better than I've ever felt at any moment 18 00:00:39,762 --> 00:00:40,771 - in my entire life. - So we're all fine? 19 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:42,156 Yep. 20 00:00:59,776 --> 00:01:03,776 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 21 00:01:05,336 --> 00:01:07,620 Hey there, Captain. Oh, is this your new assistant? 22 00:01:07,656 --> 00:01:08,809 John Urblan. Nice to meet ya. 23 00:01:08,845 --> 00:01:10,536 And John Urblan has just been fired. 24 00:01:10,572 --> 00:01:11,555 - What? - I have? 25 00:01:11,591 --> 00:01:13,421 Meet "ya"? You just abbreviated 26 00:01:13,457 --> 00:01:14,806 a one-syllable word. 27 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:15,930 - Is this for real? - Yes. 28 00:01:15,966 --> 00:01:17,474 Now clean out your "des." 29 00:01:18,129 --> 00:01:19,914 I removed the K so you'd understand 30 00:01:19,950 --> 00:01:21,952 how absurd "ya" sound. 31 00:01:21,988 --> 00:01:24,381 Oh, boy. Sorry, John Urblan. Bye. 32 00:01:24,674 --> 00:01:26,719 Okay, sir, so that is the third assistant 33 00:01:26,755 --> 00:01:28,191 you've fired in three days. 34 00:01:28,227 --> 00:01:30,142 Because all the candidates are garbage. 35 00:01:30,178 --> 00:01:32,528 Microsoft Word is not a special skill, 36 00:01:32,564 --> 00:01:34,218 Marcie Lux from South Orange. 37 00:01:34,254 --> 00:01:36,387 Come on, look at the size of that stack of résumés. 38 00:01:36,423 --> 00:01:37,903 There's got to be someone good. 39 00:01:37,939 --> 00:01:39,724 Oh, yes, perhaps I should keep an open mind. 40 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:42,502 Perhaps cross-country skiing is a valuable skill 41 00:01:42,538 --> 00:01:45,541 in an office environment, Marcie Lux of South Orange. 42 00:01:45,577 --> 00:01:47,231 Okay, so we can agree Marcie Lux is out of the mix. 43 00:01:47,267 --> 00:01:48,403 Well, they all are. 44 00:01:48,439 --> 00:01:49,782 I'll just make do with no assistant. 45 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,200 No, don't just give up. 46 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,848 Maybe you haven't found the right person yet. 47 00:01:53,002 --> 00:01:54,665 I found Gina. Maybe I could try. 48 00:01:54,701 --> 00:01:56,918 Okay. I suppose it's worth a shot. 49 00:01:56,954 --> 00:01:58,463 I can always fire whoever you choose. 50 00:01:58,499 --> 00:01:59,761 Yeah, that's the spirit. 51 00:01:59,797 --> 00:02:02,539 Commence Operation: Nasty. 52 00:02:02,575 --> 00:02:05,625 New Assistant Selection Team... 53 00:02:06,367 --> 00:02:07,494 You. 54 00:02:07,530 --> 00:02:09,283 Operation: New Assistant Selection Team You? 55 00:02:09,326 --> 00:02:10,287 Yeah, don't worry about it. 56 00:02:10,323 --> 00:02:11,541 Everyone will just call it Operation: Nasty. 57 00:02:11,577 --> 00:02:12,675 You don't have to turn everything 58 00:02:12,711 --> 00:02:14,104 into a Thomas Cruise film. 59 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:15,358 Why not? Movies are super fun. 60 00:02:15,394 --> 00:02:16,863 Meanwhile, real life is very boring. 61 00:02:16,899 --> 00:02:18,255 That's why no one watches documentaries. 62 00:02:18,291 --> 00:02:19,640 Tell that to the man sitting next to me 63 00:02:19,676 --> 00:02:21,243 at last Saturday afternoon's screening 64 00:02:21,279 --> 00:02:23,915 of "Ryuichi Sakamoto: Coda." 65 00:02:23,951 --> 00:02:25,165 Was that man Kevin? 66 00:02:26,593 --> 00:02:27,602 - Yes. - All right, 67 00:02:27,638 --> 00:02:29,118 I'm gonna help you find a new assistant. 68 00:02:29,154 --> 00:02:31,026 Operation: Nasty is a go! 69 00:02:31,195 --> 00:02:32,718 Hey, can I talk to you guys? 70 00:02:32,754 --> 00:02:35,191 Ugh, you're not selling those crapola candy bars 71 00:02:35,227 --> 00:02:36,898 for your daughters' doomed basketball team again, are you? 72 00:02:36,934 --> 00:02:37,892 - Doomed? - Yeah. 73 00:02:37,928 --> 00:02:40,029 - They're terrible and you know it. - Well, I'm not selling candy. 74 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:42,319 That's next week. Please bring cash. 75 00:02:42,355 --> 00:02:44,586 What I want to talk about is how our office 76 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:45,909 has turned into a junkyard. 77 00:02:45,945 --> 00:02:47,712 Yeah, you know, this place is a mess. 78 00:02:47,756 --> 00:02:49,347 I mean, it's like an episode of "Hoarders." 79 00:02:49,383 --> 00:02:50,541 And not one of the funny ones, 80 00:02:50,585 --> 00:02:51,847 where they find a bunch of flat cats. 81 00:02:51,890 --> 00:02:54,806 The problem is, Commissioner Kelly is never gonna reopen the first floor. 82 00:02:54,850 --> 00:02:56,241 We should just fire some of the uniforms. 83 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:58,258 But not you. Uh, we couldn't survive 84 00:02:58,294 --> 00:02:59,904 without you, Greg, and... 85 00:03:00,159 --> 00:03:01,117 also Greg? 86 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,148 James and Michael. 87 00:03:02,184 --> 00:03:03,707 No one is getting fired. 88 00:03:03,743 --> 00:03:05,353 We just need to organize this place. 89 00:03:05,389 --> 00:03:07,869 Nah, do what I do. Embrace the mess. 90 00:03:07,944 --> 00:03:09,815 You've got a bagel stuck to your sweater. 91 00:03:09,851 --> 00:03:11,635 Look, I don't want to sound like a Scully here, 92 00:03:11,671 --> 00:03:13,281 but I think it's hopeless. 93 00:03:13,317 --> 00:03:15,169 Nobody could organize this place. 94 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,097 - Nobody? - Here's what I need. 95 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:18,902 Sticky notes, three sizes, ten colors. 96 00:03:18,938 --> 00:03:20,418 Permanent markers, clickable only. 97 00:03:20,454 --> 00:03:21,673 I don't want caps slowing us down. 98 00:03:21,709 --> 00:03:23,494 And I need garbage bags, 33 gallon, 99 00:03:23,530 --> 00:03:24,602 blackout, cinch top. 100 00:03:25,090 --> 00:03:26,161 What are you all still doing here? 101 00:03:26,197 --> 00:03:27,529 Go, go, go! 102 00:03:28,321 --> 00:03:29,645 Captain Holt, 103 00:03:29,890 --> 00:03:32,284 I'd like to introduce you to your new assistant. 104 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,499 Drumroll, please. 105 00:03:38,209 --> 00:03:40,080 - That's your drumroll? - When a tempo isn't specified, 106 00:03:40,116 --> 00:03:42,031 any reasonable person would default to lento. 107 00:03:42,067 --> 00:03:44,107 Well, it's terrible, and you ruined a fun thing, 108 00:03:44,143 --> 00:03:45,830 but I would still like to introduce you 109 00:03:45,866 --> 00:03:47,681 to Mr. Gordon Lundt! 110 00:03:49,571 --> 00:03:50,982 Mr. Gordon Lundt! 111 00:03:52,734 --> 00:03:53,844 Gordon, you want to come in here? 112 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,106 Oh, I'm so sorry. 113 00:03:55,142 --> 00:03:57,137 I was just deciding whether I should just go home. 114 00:03:57,173 --> 00:03:59,044 The tone and tenor of your introduction 115 00:03:59,088 --> 00:04:01,046 make me worry that this is a "fun" office, 116 00:04:01,090 --> 00:04:02,657 which I would not enjoy. 117 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:03,679 Ehh? 118 00:04:03,715 --> 00:04:05,282 Hello, I'm Captain Raymond Holt, 119 00:04:05,318 --> 00:04:07,885 and I can assure you, this is not a fun office. 120 00:04:08,097 --> 00:04:09,240 Thank goodness. 121 00:04:09,276 --> 00:04:11,804 In that case, my interest is renewed. 122 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,175 - Here is my résumé. - Oh, I'm feeling this. 123 00:04:14,211 --> 00:04:15,690 Are you guys feeling this? Gordon, why don't you 124 00:04:15,726 --> 00:04:17,336 tell Captain Holt a little bit about yourself? 125 00:04:17,372 --> 00:04:19,635 Where to begin? I'm 174 centimeters tall, 126 00:04:19,671 --> 00:04:21,456 I can type 103 words per minute 127 00:04:21,492 --> 00:04:23,903 with an error rate of 1.6%, 128 00:04:23,939 --> 00:04:25,708 and I recently moved here from Philadelphia, 129 00:04:25,744 --> 00:04:27,753 which is the sixth most populous U.S. city. 130 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:29,095 I understand the city of Philadelphia 131 00:04:29,131 --> 00:04:31,046 is coterminous with Philadelphia County, 132 00:04:31,082 --> 00:04:34,174 making it the eighth-largest metropolitan statistical area. 133 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:36,168 Yeah, Philly's cool. Isn't it fun 134 00:04:36,212 --> 00:04:37,954 - just telling each other facts? - Yes. 135 00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:39,911 Well, I think I have all the information I need. 136 00:04:39,955 --> 00:04:40,956 Thank you for coming in, Mr. Lundt. 137 00:04:40,999 --> 00:04:41,819 My pleasure. 138 00:04:42,610 --> 00:04:43,940 So... 139 00:04:43,976 --> 00:04:46,442 looks like Operation: Nasty is a full-on success, huh? 140 00:04:46,478 --> 00:04:48,999 You mean Operation: Nasty Sex Slut. 141 00:04:49,962 --> 00:04:51,034 Didn't you see him flirting with me? 142 00:04:51,070 --> 00:04:52,375 No, I most definitely did not. 143 00:04:52,411 --> 00:04:54,217 Then you're a blind man and a prude to boot. 144 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:55,689 Did you see his tie? A single Windsor. 145 00:04:55,725 --> 00:04:57,745 The easiest knot to undo. 146 00:04:57,781 --> 00:04:59,064 Why bother wearing any clothes at all? 147 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:00,926 I think you badly misread that interaction. 148 00:05:00,962 --> 00:05:03,573 Please. He did everything but lick his lips and purr. 149 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:04,782 Get rid of him, and bring me someone 150 00:05:04,818 --> 00:05:06,559 who can keep it in their slacks. 151 00:05:06,595 --> 00:05:08,031 Did someone say to take off our slacks? 152 00:05:08,067 --> 00:05:09,574 No, not even close. 153 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,134 Oh. Well, keep me posted. 154 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:12,280 My dogs are barkin'. 155 00:05:13,734 --> 00:05:15,131 What dogs? 156 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:18,123 Okay, Marie Kondo came up with a system 157 00:05:18,167 --> 00:05:20,474 to unclutter your life. You look at an object, 158 00:05:20,517 --> 00:05:21,729 and if it doesn't bring you joy, 159 00:05:21,765 --> 00:05:23,401 you throw it away. Try it, Sarge. 160 00:05:23,658 --> 00:05:25,174 Hello, backup pair of suspenders. 161 00:05:25,217 --> 00:05:26,347 Do you bring me joy? 162 00:05:26,383 --> 00:05:28,419 Yes, because you have tab endings 163 00:05:28,455 --> 00:05:29,760 and a sweet leather yoke. 164 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,278 I'm so glad you're in my life. 165 00:05:31,524 --> 00:05:33,171 - I guess I'm keeping 'em. - Ooh, let me try. 166 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:35,512 Hello, bag of old dried mushrooms. 167 00:05:35,548 --> 00:05:37,637 Do you bring me joy? Yes! 168 00:05:37,673 --> 00:05:41,329 You provide rich, earthy flavor to both soups and teas. 169 00:05:41,365 --> 00:05:43,280 I guess I'm keeping mine too. This is fun. 170 00:05:43,316 --> 00:05:44,491 Guys, you can't keep everything. 171 00:05:44,527 --> 00:05:45,963 That defeats the purpose. 172 00:05:46,162 --> 00:05:48,426 I got this, Ames. Hello, unsolved case. 173 00:05:48,462 --> 00:05:49,663 Do you bring me joy? 174 00:05:49,747 --> 00:05:52,002 No, because you're boring and you're too hard. See ya. 175 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:54,461 Personal items only, Scully. 176 00:05:54,497 --> 00:05:55,933 Get that case out of the trash. 177 00:05:55,969 --> 00:05:57,665 Oh, for Pete's sake. 178 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:00,557 Sir, we need to talk about Gordon Lundt, 179 00:06:00,601 --> 00:06:01,705 and before you ask, 180 00:06:01,741 --> 00:06:03,283 - I have not fired him. - Yes, I noticed. 181 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:05,364 He's been strutting around like a peacock, 182 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,315 trying desperately to arouse me, 183 00:06:07,351 --> 00:06:09,310 his unwilling peahen. 184 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,184 Did you hear there's a barrel-making exhibit 185 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:12,539 at the Brooklyn Museum of Industry? 186 00:06:12,575 --> 00:06:13,558 Yes. 187 00:06:15,716 --> 00:06:17,501 Has he no shame? The door was open. 188 00:06:17,537 --> 00:06:18,887 I think he wanted people to hear. 189 00:06:18,923 --> 00:06:20,185 Yeah, well, I didn't fire him 190 00:06:20,229 --> 00:06:21,535 because I thought you were being crazy 191 00:06:21,578 --> 00:06:22,884 and I wanted to change your mind, 192 00:06:22,927 --> 00:06:24,572 so I called all the places he used to work. 193 00:06:24,608 --> 00:06:26,112 You didn't do that before you brought him in? 194 00:06:26,148 --> 00:06:27,671 What? No, you check references 195 00:06:27,715 --> 00:06:29,319 after there's a problem. That's hiring 101. 196 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:32,706 Anyways, it turns out he never worked at the Philadelphia PD. 197 00:06:32,742 --> 00:06:35,745 So he's a liar and a hussy? Why is he still here? 198 00:06:35,781 --> 00:06:38,479 Because I started thinking, why would he lie? 199 00:06:38,515 --> 00:06:39,922 And the answer is: 200 00:06:40,288 --> 00:06:42,567 because he's a spy, planted here 201 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:44,169 by Commissioner Kelly. Think about it. 202 00:06:44,205 --> 00:06:46,250 You've been rounding up all the captains who oppose him. 203 00:06:46,286 --> 00:06:47,847 Kelly wants those names. 204 00:06:47,883 --> 00:06:49,841 Gordon was sent here to seduce you. 205 00:06:49,937 --> 00:06:51,808 - He's a red sparrow. - You mean a honeypot. 206 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:53,628 Potato, tomato, but yes. 207 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,801 He is the world's most boring sex spy, 208 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:58,006 and he's here to infiltrate the Nine-Nine. 209 00:06:58,042 --> 00:06:59,190 No, this is just you 210 00:06:59,226 --> 00:07:00,843 still trying to make everything into a movie. 211 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,620 This is the real world, Peralta. 212 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,291 There are no spies in our midst. 213 00:07:04,327 --> 00:07:06,721 I'm sure Gordon just lied on his résumé to get a job. 214 00:07:06,757 --> 00:07:09,957 Oh, really? Then how come he's in this old staff photo 215 00:07:10,455 --> 00:07:11,804 from the Three-Six? 216 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,015 Kelly's old precinct? 217 00:07:13,325 --> 00:07:15,493 You're right. Gordon's a honeypot. 218 00:07:15,529 --> 00:07:16,582 Or a red sparrow. 219 00:07:16,618 --> 00:07:18,272 Buzz, buzz, little bee. 220 00:07:18,331 --> 00:07:19,550 Fly, bird, fly. 221 00:07:19,586 --> 00:07:20,761 - Buzz. - Fly. 222 00:07:20,797 --> 00:07:21,841 - Buzz. - Fly. 223 00:07:21,877 --> 00:07:24,488 - Buzz. - Fly. 224 00:07:24,859 --> 00:07:26,948 The point is, we're on the same page. He's a spy. 225 00:07:28,558 --> 00:07:30,242 Hey, Hitchcock. 226 00:07:30,278 --> 00:07:32,057 God, you scared me. I've got a razor. 227 00:07:32,093 --> 00:07:33,345 Sorry. I need the bathroom. 228 00:07:33,381 --> 00:07:35,061 Fine, but you're lucky I didn't cut myself. 229 00:07:35,097 --> 00:07:36,925 Yep, sure am. 230 00:07:36,961 --> 00:07:38,615 Have a good one, buddy. 231 00:07:39,970 --> 00:07:41,181 - Any poopers? - None. 232 00:07:41,217 --> 00:07:42,792 What is this? Why are we meeting in the bathroom? 233 00:07:42,828 --> 00:07:44,343 Super cool meeting spot. 234 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:46,512 Don't roll your eyes at me, Daria. 235 00:07:46,548 --> 00:07:48,420 Commissioner Kelly sent a spy into our midst. 236 00:07:48,456 --> 00:07:50,415 This is happening. We need to talk about our plan. 237 00:07:50,451 --> 00:07:52,595 Okay, here it is. I'm going to fire him. 238 00:07:52,631 --> 00:07:53,904 You can't do that. 239 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:56,515 In a movie, when you find out someone's a spy, you don't fire them. 240 00:07:56,551 --> 00:07:57,944 You can either have them murdered... 241 00:07:57,980 --> 00:07:59,851 - Not an option. - Yeah, I know, we're cops. 242 00:07:59,887 --> 00:08:01,490 Blah, blah. No one likes this side of you. 243 00:08:01,526 --> 00:08:03,294 Or we can launch a counter-spying mission. 244 00:08:03,330 --> 00:08:05,027 I just want him out of the Nine-Nine. 245 00:08:05,063 --> 00:08:06,978 If we can prove that Kelly sent a spy 246 00:08:07,014 --> 00:08:09,234 into one of his own precincts to seduce a captain, 247 00:08:09,270 --> 00:08:11,011 it's gonna look really bad for him. 248 00:08:11,047 --> 00:08:13,124 - And how will we prove that? - With Operation: Dragon. 249 00:08:13,273 --> 00:08:16,230 Don't Reveal Anything, Gordon's Our Nemesis. 250 00:08:17,094 --> 00:08:18,987 - No. - I worked so hard on that acronym. 251 00:08:19,023 --> 00:08:21,098 You're not even going to acknowledge it? All right, look, 252 00:08:21,142 --> 00:08:22,360 if Kelly's been communicating with Gordon, 253 00:08:22,396 --> 00:08:23,705 there has to be evidence on his laptop. 254 00:08:23,741 --> 00:08:25,525 Yeah, but he doesn't leave his computer unattended. 255 00:08:25,561 --> 00:08:27,895 It's always in his bag, which he always has on his person. 256 00:08:27,931 --> 00:08:29,063 How do you know that? 257 00:08:29,106 --> 00:08:30,238 I've glanced at his work satchel. 258 00:08:30,281 --> 00:08:32,109 I'm married, but I'm still a man. 259 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:33,885 Choosing to ignore that. Now, if there were only 260 00:08:33,921 --> 00:08:36,170 some place where they make you check your bag, 261 00:08:36,252 --> 00:08:39,560 like an airport, or even a museum? 262 00:08:39,767 --> 00:08:41,465 No. I couldn't. 263 00:08:41,501 --> 00:08:42,589 Couldn't you? 264 00:08:42,859 --> 00:08:44,121 Mr. Lundt, would you like to go 265 00:08:44,165 --> 00:08:45,473 to the barrel-making exhibit this evening? 266 00:08:45,509 --> 00:08:47,516 Yes, Captain Holt. I could make time for that. 267 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:50,541 I need a shower. 268 00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:54,871 Okay, I went through my desk and got rid of everything 269 00:08:54,914 --> 00:08:56,002 that didn't give me joy. 270 00:08:56,046 --> 00:08:57,134 You didn't get rid of anything. 271 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,279 Because it all gives me joy. 272 00:08:58,315 --> 00:08:59,800 Picture of Nikolaj, joy. 273 00:08:59,836 --> 00:09:02,633 Cocktail napkin from my first date with Genevieve, joy. 274 00:09:02,893 --> 00:09:05,069 Birthday card from my urologist, joy. 275 00:09:05,105 --> 00:09:06,759 He was the only doctor of my entire 276 00:09:06,795 --> 00:09:08,449 urethral support staff who remembered. 277 00:09:08,485 --> 00:09:11,053 All right, I don't think Marie Kondo's gonna work here. 278 00:09:11,089 --> 00:09:12,655 We need something stronger. 279 00:09:13,257 --> 00:09:16,048 The Norwegian system: Munkensmat. 280 00:09:16,084 --> 00:09:17,694 It was designed by a radical group 281 00:09:17,730 --> 00:09:19,123 of Scandinavian organizers 282 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,508 who are doing things with cubbies 283 00:09:20,544 --> 00:09:22,659 that would blow your minds. 284 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,106 We need to Munkensmat. 285 00:09:24,142 --> 00:09:25,729 - "Munkensmat"? - Sexy, right? 286 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:28,927 In Munkensmat, you get rid of all personal possessions 287 00:09:28,963 --> 00:09:31,032 - except one. - I can't do that. 288 00:09:31,068 --> 00:09:32,504 What, I'm just supposed to get rid 289 00:09:32,540 --> 00:09:34,183 of my great-grandfather's shoes? 290 00:09:34,578 --> 00:09:36,798 He had one baby foot. This is cruel. 291 00:09:36,834 --> 00:09:39,645 Munkensmat isn't cruel. It's freeing. 292 00:09:39,681 --> 00:09:42,554 When you cling to these things, you cling to the past, 293 00:09:42,590 --> 00:09:44,968 and you don't leave room for new experiences. 294 00:09:45,004 --> 00:09:46,724 Okay, what one thing should I keep? 295 00:09:46,938 --> 00:09:48,678 Hatchet or Blu-ray of "The Intern"? 296 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:49,977 You can always watch "The Intern" online. 297 00:09:50,013 --> 00:09:51,319 Not the extras. 298 00:09:51,362 --> 00:09:52,972 There's a virtual tour of Jules' kitchen. 299 00:09:53,016 --> 00:09:54,074 Monster. 300 00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:55,851 Well, Sarge, what's it gonna be, 301 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,715 pictures of your kids or those suspenders? 302 00:09:57,751 --> 00:09:59,579 Terry can't throw his family away, 303 00:09:59,615 --> 00:10:02,227 but these are nice suspenders. 304 00:10:02,263 --> 00:10:03,830 Are they special in some kind of way? 305 00:10:03,866 --> 00:10:05,825 Damn, Amy, I told you about the leather yoke! 306 00:10:05,861 --> 00:10:07,778 Terry, you're clinging. 307 00:10:08,481 --> 00:10:10,570 - Munkensmat. - My turn. 308 00:10:10,606 --> 00:10:11,912 It's between my seizure medication 309 00:10:11,948 --> 00:10:13,461 and this fidget spinner. 310 00:10:14,255 --> 00:10:15,704 I think I made the right call. 311 00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:18,596 Uh-oh. I forgot that it lit up. 312 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:20,997 I've made a terrible mistake. 313 00:10:21,392 --> 00:10:23,264 _ 314 00:10:23,307 --> 00:10:24,631 Look at that. 315 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,484 They put the sherry barrels right up front. 316 00:10:26,528 --> 00:10:29,157 Ugh. I hate it when museums pander to the tourists. 317 00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:31,097 Oh, I think you need to check your bag, Gordon. 318 00:10:31,141 --> 00:10:33,257 It's a small price to pay to make sure the barrels are protected. 319 00:10:33,293 --> 00:10:34,679 My thoughts exactly. 320 00:10:35,493 --> 00:10:37,278 - The package is headed your way. - Copy that. 321 00:10:37,321 --> 00:10:40,455 This better work. I'm debasing myself out here. 322 00:10:40,498 --> 00:10:42,326 - What must people think? - Relax. 323 00:10:42,370 --> 00:10:44,591 There's literally no other people at this museum. 324 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:49,338 Thank you very much. Here is $100. Pleasure doing business with you. 325 00:10:49,374 --> 00:10:50,767 You know, you could have just stolen the bag, 326 00:10:50,803 --> 00:10:51,804 and wouldn't have noticed or cared. 327 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,581 Ugh. Be better, Yanya. 328 00:10:53,617 --> 00:10:55,192 - Okay. - Yanya! 329 00:10:57,298 --> 00:10:59,125 Okay, sir, I am cloning the hard drive. 330 00:10:59,169 --> 00:11:00,910 You should only have to distract him for... 331 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:03,129 three hours? Good Lord. 332 00:11:03,173 --> 00:11:05,088 Do you think that you can talk about barrels for three hours? 333 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,205 Watch me. 334 00:11:06,329 --> 00:11:10,224 Ah, Gordon, take a gander at this brine barrel from 1787. 335 00:11:10,267 --> 00:11:11,747 It looks to me like the work 336 00:11:11,790 --> 00:11:13,603 of master hooper Josiah Wooldruff, 337 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:16,360 who learned the craft from his father Jesiah Wooldruff, 338 00:11:16,404 --> 00:11:17,883 who in turn learned it from his. 339 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:19,363 I'm already so bored. 340 00:11:19,407 --> 00:11:21,496 The slats are not flat. They're curved. 341 00:11:21,539 --> 00:11:23,324 The base of the barrel is approximately 20... 342 00:11:23,367 --> 00:11:25,456 Every barrel is inspected before usage. 343 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,721 The key is that the oak was cured and shaped 344 00:11:27,757 --> 00:11:29,628 by Josiah's cousin Joshua, 345 00:11:29,664 --> 00:11:31,709 who was a cooper and not a hooper. 346 00:11:31,745 --> 00:11:33,660 Wait, are you still at the same barrel? 347 00:11:33,696 --> 00:11:35,133 Please move on to another one. 348 00:11:35,169 --> 00:11:36,736 There are so many barrels in there. 349 00:11:36,772 --> 00:11:38,925 You know what? Let's look at that barrel. 350 00:11:38,961 --> 00:11:41,094 - Oh, thank God. - It's a brine barrel as well. 351 00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:42,870 It was also made in the 1780s. 352 00:11:42,906 --> 00:11:45,256 In fact, it's identical to the last barrel. 353 00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:47,076 Let's review why that's interesting. 354 00:11:47,112 --> 00:11:49,592 No! 355 00:11:49,628 --> 00:11:51,673 Having each selected our one item, 356 00:11:51,709 --> 00:11:53,798 we move on to stage two, cleansing. 357 00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:55,532 In Munkensmat, you don't just throw away 358 00:11:55,568 --> 00:11:56,743 your discarded belongings. 359 00:11:56,779 --> 00:11:58,323 - You incinerate them. - What? 360 00:11:58,359 --> 00:11:59,838 Can't we just donate this stuff? 361 00:11:59,882 --> 00:12:01,258 So you can go to Goodwill after work 362 00:12:01,294 --> 00:12:03,356 and buy back those suspenders you're so attached to? 363 00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:06,349 - No. - Now, in true Munkensmat, 364 00:12:06,385 --> 00:12:08,499 you pile all of your belongings on a raft, 365 00:12:08,543 --> 00:12:10,108 push it out to the icy sea, 366 00:12:10,144 --> 00:12:12,276 and set fire to it with a flaming arrow. 367 00:12:12,461 --> 00:12:14,419 But since we obviously don't have an archer... 368 00:12:14,455 --> 00:12:16,552 I'm an archer. I have like six bows in my car. 369 00:12:16,627 --> 00:12:17,628 Really? 370 00:12:20,794 --> 00:12:21,813 Launch. 371 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,720 Oh, Munkensmat. 372 00:12:27,756 --> 00:12:28,844 Munkensmat. 373 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,534 Munkensmat! 374 00:12:31,787 --> 00:12:33,528 Have you reviewed the contents of Gordon's computer? 375 00:12:33,564 --> 00:12:34,652 Did you find anything? 376 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:37,604 Uh, well, hem, haw... 377 00:12:37,913 --> 00:12:39,262 Are you literally saying "hem" and "haw"? 378 00:12:39,298 --> 00:12:41,038 Look, I haven't found anything, okay? 379 00:12:41,074 --> 00:12:43,381 Not a single email between Kelly and Gordon. 380 00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,941 So I whored myself out at that museum for nothing. 381 00:12:45,977 --> 00:12:48,197 Not entirely for nothing. You know? We had fun. 382 00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:50,714 Sneaking around, bribing people, lying, stealing stuff. 383 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,099 Coming home and having my husband ask me 384 00:12:52,135 --> 00:12:53,441 why I smelled like barrels? 385 00:12:53,477 --> 00:12:54,957 Seriously? What did you say? 386 00:12:54,993 --> 00:12:56,212 I told him everything. He understood, 387 00:12:56,248 --> 00:12:58,206 until I showed him a picture of Gordon. 388 00:12:58,242 --> 00:13:01,656 The thought of me at a museum with that ten? 389 00:13:01,692 --> 00:13:03,293 He banished me to the guest room. 390 00:13:03,337 --> 00:13:04,599 Captain Holt, are you in there? 391 00:13:04,642 --> 00:13:06,252 Oh, no, it's him. What does he want? 392 00:13:06,296 --> 00:13:07,253 Do you think he knows something happened 393 00:13:07,297 --> 00:13:08,603 at the Barrel Museum? 394 00:13:08,646 --> 00:13:10,078 I wanted to talk to you about something 395 00:13:10,114 --> 00:13:11,202 that happened at the Barrel Museum. 396 00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:12,770 I think he knows. This is bad! 397 00:13:12,806 --> 00:13:15,010 Well, the longer we talk, the more suspicious it seems. 398 00:13:15,046 --> 00:13:16,750 - Tell him to come in. - Come in! 399 00:13:19,527 --> 00:13:21,529 Oh. I prefer to discuss this matter in private. 400 00:13:21,572 --> 00:13:23,052 Anything you have to say to me, you can say 401 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:24,184 - in front of Peralta. - Very well. 402 00:13:24,373 --> 00:13:25,722 I've been sent here to spy on you. 403 00:13:25,758 --> 00:13:28,238 What? I am truly shocked. 404 00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:29,667 We are both shocked. 405 00:13:29,711 --> 00:13:31,147 Commissioner Kelly knows you're recruiting 406 00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:32,496 a team of captains to oppose him. 407 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:33,949 He asked me to find out who they are. 408 00:13:34,251 --> 00:13:36,078 But I've decided I won't help him. 409 00:13:36,114 --> 00:13:37,551 - Why not? - Because... 410 00:13:37,587 --> 00:13:39,062 I've fallen in love with you. 411 00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:40,757 What? 412 00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:42,882 That is truly shocking. 413 00:13:42,918 --> 00:13:44,394 For real this time. What? 414 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:46,830 The plan was for me to weaken your defenses 415 00:13:46,866 --> 00:13:48,130 with my brazen sexuality. 416 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,472 I wouldn't say "brazen" 417 00:13:49,508 --> 00:13:50,945 so much as "completely undetectable." 418 00:13:50,981 --> 00:13:52,268 I couldn't have been more obvious. 419 00:13:52,304 --> 00:13:54,019 I wore a single Windsor knot. 420 00:13:54,055 --> 00:13:55,535 I might as well have a sign around my neck 421 00:13:55,571 --> 00:13:56,877 that reads "DTF." 422 00:13:56,913 --> 00:13:58,487 "Desiring Thorough Fornication." 423 00:13:58,523 --> 00:13:59,483 - Nope. - Exactly. 424 00:13:59,519 --> 00:14:00,520 - Oh. - At first, the flirting 425 00:14:00,556 --> 00:14:01,700 was just part of the ruse. 426 00:14:01,744 --> 00:14:02,745 It meant nothing to me. 427 00:14:02,788 --> 00:14:04,433 But then the Barrel Museum. 428 00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:06,183 - I fell hard. - Not surprising. 429 00:14:06,226 --> 00:14:07,967 It is an erotically charged atmosphere. 430 00:14:08,011 --> 00:14:09,224 The curve of the slats, 431 00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:11,175 the rivets, the bilge, the bunghole. 432 00:14:11,211 --> 00:14:13,108 Okay, I am actually starting to hear the sex talk now. 433 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,537 The bunghole is the least erotic part of the barrel. 434 00:14:14,573 --> 00:14:16,009 - It's simply functional. - Sure. 435 00:14:16,045 --> 00:14:17,430 Sure, sure, sure, sure. Bunghole. Continue. 436 00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:19,294 Captain, I know nothing could ever happen between us, 437 00:14:19,330 --> 00:14:21,785 but I care about you too much to do Kelly's dirty work, 438 00:14:21,821 --> 00:14:23,344 which is why I'm tendering my resignation. 439 00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:24,772 That's very honorable. I accept. 440 00:14:24,808 --> 00:14:27,027 Oh, no, you don't. This could be our chance. 441 00:14:27,063 --> 00:14:29,674 We can turn Kelly's agent into a double agent. 442 00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:31,494 Operation: Double Dragon. 443 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:33,009 Oh, it's all starting to happen. 444 00:14:33,045 --> 00:14:35,874 I don't want to play these movie spy games, Peralta. 445 00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:38,284 - It could backfire. - Or it could front-fire. 446 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,165 - What? - It worked. 447 00:14:39,201 --> 00:14:40,760 Gordon, do you have any hard proof 448 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,320 - that Kelly sent you here? - Nothing in writing. 449 00:14:42,356 --> 00:14:43,531 We only communicate in person. 450 00:14:43,567 --> 00:14:45,003 Okay, so you call Kelly, 451 00:14:45,039 --> 00:14:46,824 arrange for a meeting, then you wear a wire, 452 00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:48,645 and we have tape of the commissioner 453 00:14:48,681 --> 00:14:50,191 admitting that he's spying on one of his captains. 454 00:14:50,227 --> 00:14:52,657 It could work, but I could never put Gordon in that position. 455 00:14:52,693 --> 00:14:53,998 I would do anything for you, Captain Holt. 456 00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:56,074 Thank you. And you can call me Raymond. 457 00:14:56,253 --> 00:14:57,689 Captain Raymond Holt. 458 00:14:57,725 --> 00:14:59,184 I don't think that's such a good idea. 459 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:00,612 You're right, too much. 460 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:01,860 That should never have happened. 461 00:15:01,896 --> 00:15:03,500 - Agreed. - Wait, what? 462 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,716 Did something just happen? I've been standing here the whole time. 463 00:15:05,752 --> 00:15:06,939 What did I miss? 464 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,634 What did I miss? 465 00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:10,595 What did I miss? 466 00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:13,032 Hey, can I take a couple photos of your desk? 467 00:15:13,076 --> 00:15:15,078 I want to submit them to "Organizers Quarterly." 468 00:15:15,121 --> 00:15:16,166 - What? - There's a magazine 469 00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:17,630 - about organizing? - Yeah. 470 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,668 I want to be featured as Organizer of the Month. 471 00:15:19,704 --> 00:15:21,271 Just imagine, me on the cover 472 00:15:21,307 --> 00:15:23,554 with tons of scarves lying around. 473 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,113 I'm holding them up like, 474 00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:28,002 "This is too many scarves. We got to do something!" 475 00:15:28,435 --> 00:15:29,494 Okay. 476 00:15:30,702 --> 00:15:32,878 Ooh, now can you open the drawers? 477 00:15:32,922 --> 00:15:34,271 If you want to get featured, you got to show them 478 00:15:34,314 --> 00:15:35,751 what's under the skirt, know what I mean? 479 00:15:35,794 --> 00:15:38,144 Uh, no, there are case files in here. 480 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,277 I don't want any sensitive info to get out. 481 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,713 I'll blur the personal stuff. 482 00:15:41,757 --> 00:15:43,756 Come on, this is the money shot. 483 00:15:45,717 --> 00:15:47,023 Seriously, Terry? 484 00:15:47,066 --> 00:15:48,894 You didn't throw out the suspenders? 485 00:15:48,938 --> 00:15:50,804 What? That's not fair. 486 00:15:50,921 --> 00:15:53,246 I had to throw out Great Grandpa Ellen's bitty shoe! 487 00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:55,161 Why are you even holding on to these? 488 00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,076 - I've never seen you wear them. - I haven't. 489 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,601 I saw them at the store, and they're obviously way better 490 00:15:59,644 --> 00:16:00,682 than my normal suspenders. 491 00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:02,372 - Are they? - Yeah! 492 00:16:02,408 --> 00:16:03,974 Tab endings, leather yoke. 493 00:16:04,010 --> 00:16:05,490 I can't keep describing them. 494 00:16:05,526 --> 00:16:07,991 - All right, calm down. - I'm sorry. 495 00:16:08,309 --> 00:16:10,529 I bought them right before I took the lieutenant's exam. 496 00:16:10,782 --> 00:16:13,143 I was gonna wear them on my first day as a lieutenant, 497 00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:14,920 but then I failed the test. 498 00:16:14,964 --> 00:16:17,575 I thought I'd keep them just in case I ever pass it, 499 00:16:17,619 --> 00:16:19,978 but I'll be honest. 500 00:16:20,424 --> 00:16:21,782 That's never gonna happen. 501 00:16:23,218 --> 00:16:24,415 I'll just throw them out. 502 00:16:24,686 --> 00:16:27,031 There. You can take your photo now. 503 00:16:32,736 --> 00:16:34,175 The deadline's tomorrow. 504 00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:36,639 We're just listening from afar. 505 00:16:36,675 --> 00:16:37,981 Do we really need to be in disguise? 506 00:16:38,017 --> 00:16:39,802 Yes, Carmine. Yes, we do. 507 00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:42,798 Oh, I forgot to tell you. Your cover is Carmine Frunch. 508 00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,575 You have emphysema, and your best friend is your pet bird. 509 00:16:44,611 --> 00:16:46,177 I'm not sure I like this persona. 510 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,910 Well, if you make it too cool, it's not believable. 511 00:16:47,946 --> 00:16:49,861 By the way, my name is Jackson Fox. 512 00:16:49,897 --> 00:16:51,116 I'm an NBA player, 513 00:16:51,152 --> 00:16:52,589 and LeBron James is my best friend. 514 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,788 Oh, here comes Kelly. 515 00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:56,184 So, Mr. Lundt. Good to see you. 516 00:16:56,369 --> 00:16:57,704 What's all this about? 517 00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,138 Captain Holt and the Nine-Nine. 518 00:16:59,182 --> 00:17:00,693 That's it, Gordon. Lure him in. 519 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:02,514 He's plotting against you with a group of captains. 520 00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:05,510 I'm only here because he asked me to help him entrap you. 521 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,766 - What is happening? - He's triple-crossing us. 522 00:17:07,802 --> 00:17:09,848 Holt is listening in from that surveillance vehicle. 523 00:17:09,884 --> 00:17:11,625 Hey, Gordon, can you still hear me? 524 00:17:11,661 --> 00:17:14,054 - Yes. - You are blowing this, man! 525 00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:17,876 Oh, hi, Raymond. Good to see you. 526 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,566 - Pull up a chair. - Cut the crap. 527 00:17:19,602 --> 00:17:22,602 Stop masking your evil with a candy cane smile. 528 00:17:22,638 --> 00:17:24,248 Ooh, I love candy canes. 529 00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:25,938 Everyone loves candy canes, John Kelly. 530 00:17:25,974 --> 00:17:27,410 Now admit you sent in this boring bastard 531 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:28,752 to honeypot Holt. 532 00:17:28,788 --> 00:17:30,007 It feels like you two are the spies 533 00:17:30,043 --> 00:17:32,219 based on your disguises, et cetera. 534 00:17:32,255 --> 00:17:34,431 Nuh-uh. This is who we actually are. 535 00:17:34,644 --> 00:17:35,994 A professional basketball player 536 00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:37,858 and a guy with a bird friend. 537 00:17:37,894 --> 00:17:39,852 Oh, it's not just about disguises. 538 00:17:39,888 --> 00:17:42,542 Everything that you recorded on your wire 539 00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:46,147 clearly indicates that I was the one being spied on. 540 00:17:46,183 --> 00:17:47,691 - Ow. - Case closed. 541 00:17:47,727 --> 00:17:48,831 Pretty cool, huh? 542 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,520 I can't wait to play that tape for the mayor. 543 00:17:50,556 --> 00:17:52,332 You are gonna look so bad, Raymond. 544 00:17:52,368 --> 00:17:53,326 You're never gonna get away with this, Kelly. 545 00:17:53,369 --> 00:17:54,562 Oh, I already have. 546 00:17:54,598 --> 00:17:56,034 Worked out better than I expected. 547 00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:58,463 I just sent Lundt in to find out which captains 548 00:17:58,499 --> 00:18:00,631 you'd rallied against me, and then you decided 549 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:04,105 you wanted to bug the commissioner of the NYPD. 550 00:18:04,141 --> 00:18:06,534 Somebody shot themselves in the foot. 551 00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:07,916 Hey, do me a favor. 552 00:18:07,952 --> 00:18:10,389 Put your resignation on my desk in the morning. 553 00:18:10,425 --> 00:18:11,862 I'm so sorry, sir. This is all my fault. 554 00:18:11,898 --> 00:18:13,683 Operation: Double Dragon was a debacle. 555 00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:15,547 Yes, it was. 556 00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:19,283 If only someone had thought to plan a backup operation. 557 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,780 - Did you do something cool? - I did something very cool. 558 00:18:21,816 --> 00:18:23,470 While I was banished to the guest room, 559 00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:25,116 I flipped across one of those Thomas Cruise films 560 00:18:25,152 --> 00:18:27,821 on Home Box Office, and I realized something. 561 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,730 On a spy mission, there's always another twist. 562 00:18:31,766 --> 00:18:33,286 - What are you saying? - I'm saying I knew 563 00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:35,237 you would triple-cross our double-cross, 564 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:38,066 so I planted a microphone in the napkin holder. 565 00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:39,370 There's one in the flowerpot. 566 00:18:39,406 --> 00:18:41,451 Ketchup, mustard. There are mics in both. 567 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,010 - Where? - In the tips. 568 00:18:43,046 --> 00:18:45,024 Oh, this is so great. Where else are there mics? 569 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,105 - Nowhere. - Oh. 570 00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:48,839 But there are cameras! 571 00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:50,833 There's a camera, there's a camera, 572 00:18:50,869 --> 00:18:52,479 and there's a camera. 573 00:18:52,515 --> 00:18:54,307 I've got you on tape, Kelly. You're screwed. 574 00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:56,302 The only thing that's gonna be on your desk in the morning 575 00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:57,807 is a list of my demands. 576 00:18:57,843 --> 00:18:59,801 Operation: Triple Dragon is complete. 577 00:18:59,837 --> 00:19:02,317 - You named it. - Not only did I name it, 578 00:19:02,353 --> 00:19:04,659 Triple Dragon is an acronym. 579 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:06,133 Two Righteous Individuals 580 00:19:06,169 --> 00:19:08,278 Performing Law Enforcement Directives Rapidly 581 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,751 Against Gordon Our Nemesis. Triple Dragon! 582 00:19:10,794 --> 00:19:12,317 This is the best thing that's ever happened! 583 00:19:13,743 --> 00:19:15,337 I mean, not for you, obviously. 584 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:16,805 It's bad for you. 585 00:19:17,362 --> 00:19:19,756 What is all this junk on my desk? 586 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,700 It's not very Munkensmat. 587 00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:23,894 They're study materials for the lieutenant's exam. 588 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,018 You can't give up. 589 00:19:25,054 --> 00:19:26,114 You're gonna take the exam again, 590 00:19:26,158 --> 00:19:27,246 you're gonna ace it, 591 00:19:27,289 --> 00:19:28,943 and then you're gonna wear these. 592 00:19:28,986 --> 00:19:30,205 My lieutenant suspenders. 593 00:19:30,249 --> 00:19:31,490 You fished them out of the trash. 594 00:19:31,526 --> 00:19:33,571 No, they were covered in precinct goo, 595 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:34,782 but I got you a new pair, 596 00:19:34,818 --> 00:19:36,366 - leather yoke and all. - Aw. 597 00:19:36,402 --> 00:19:37,877 Some things are worth clinging to. 598 00:19:37,913 --> 00:19:38,870 I was wrong. 599 00:19:38,906 --> 00:19:40,081 Or Niles Bunkampf, 600 00:19:40,117 --> 00:19:42,163 the inventor of Munkensmat, was wrong. 601 00:19:42,199 --> 00:19:44,389 - Yeah, that guy's an idiot. - Was an idiot. 602 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,135 He got rid of all his objects, including his clothes, 603 00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:48,354 and froze to death in a snowdrift. 604 00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:49,833 Why didn't you tell us that 605 00:19:49,877 --> 00:19:50,986 before we burned all our treasures? 606 00:19:51,022 --> 00:19:53,141 Eight framed photos of my dad, up in flames. 607 00:19:53,185 --> 00:19:54,708 So does this mean we can start 608 00:19:54,751 --> 00:19:56,013 keeping personal objects in the office again? 609 00:19:56,057 --> 00:19:57,916 Yes, on one condition. 610 00:19:57,952 --> 00:19:59,997 No one tells Bruce from "Organizers Quarterly." 611 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,600 I'm definitely not gonna reach out to Bruce. 612 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,420 Oh, thank you. 613 00:20:04,456 --> 00:20:05,674 You're a good friend. 614 00:20:05,799 --> 00:20:07,010 _ 615 00:20:08,573 --> 00:20:10,332 Ah, good morning, Captain Holt. 616 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,529 You're looking refreshed. 617 00:20:11,565 --> 00:20:13,480 Interesting. I didn't sleep a wink. 618 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:16,562 Let's just say Kevin no longer has me in the guest room. 619 00:20:16,598 --> 00:20:20,350 Nice. My two dads, straight smashin' it. 620 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:22,910 Sorry, that came out weird. Title of your sex tape. 621 00:20:22,953 --> 00:20:24,868 But more importantly, how did it go with Commissioner Kelly? 622 00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:26,435 I gave him a list of my demands, 623 00:20:26,479 --> 00:20:28,622 and he's agreed to back off of vigilant policing. 624 00:20:28,658 --> 00:20:30,573 - Whoa, that's amazing. - But that's not all. 625 00:20:30,609 --> 00:20:32,308 I also got something for the precinct. 626 00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:34,330 Is it a fighter jet? How did you get a fighter jet? 627 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,690 We don't have the budget for that. 628 00:20:35,726 --> 00:20:37,032 - It's not a fighter jet. - Aw. 629 00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:39,113 I got him to reopen the first floor. 630 00:20:42,358 --> 00:20:43,707 It's back to normal. 631 00:20:44,032 --> 00:20:45,294 It's beautiful. 632 00:20:45,541 --> 00:20:46,781 Thank you, sir. 633 00:20:46,817 --> 00:20:48,336 I couldn't have done it without you. 634 00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:50,372 As a matter of fact, I'd like to take you out tonight 635 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,373 for a thank-you dinner. 636 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,713 Oh, I would love that, 637 00:20:52,749 --> 00:20:54,376 but I'm gonna have to take a rain check, 638 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,986 'cause Amy and I already have plans. 639 00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:58,308 Although I'm pretty sure you would approve. 640 00:20:58,772 --> 00:21:00,607 So this is a brine barrel. 641 00:21:00,643 --> 00:21:02,079 It's made by Josiah Wooldruff, 642 00:21:02,115 --> 00:21:05,248 who learned the craft from his father Jesiah Wooldruff, 643 00:21:05,284 --> 00:21:06,894 who in turn learned... you know what? 644 00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:08,061 This was a terrible idea. I'm sorry. 645 00:21:08,097 --> 00:21:09,881 - Don't you dare stop. - Oh. 646 00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:11,048 Okay. 647 00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:13,651 Josiah's cousin Joshua was a cooper, 648 00:21:13,687 --> 00:21:14,775 not a hooper. 649 00:21:14,811 --> 00:21:16,117 Oh, mama. 650 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:22,583 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com