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I'd like to tell you a story

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about a time I was right.

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Now, I'm sure you're thinking,

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"But, Sheldon, you're never wrong."

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And you'd be right.

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But it's worth taking a closer look

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at this particular incident.

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Because it began with a loaf of bread,

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and ended with me and my family

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almost being kicked out of
the United States of America.

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Uh-oh.

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What's the matter?

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Something's wrong with my sandwich.

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Did it go bad?

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No. It just tastes... different.

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If you don't want it, I'll
trade you for my dumplings.

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I'm already unhappy.

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Do you really think dumplings
will fix the problem?

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It'll fix my problem.
I'm sick of dumplings.

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Mary Cooper, how may I bless you?

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Hello, Mom?

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Sheldon? Everything okay?

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- No.
- What's wrong?

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- What happened?
- My sandwich tastes different.

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You know you're not supposed to call

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unless it's an emergency.

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I'm well aware. So what did you change?

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I didn't change anything.

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Same bread, same peanut
butter, same jelly.

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Did you use one knife
for the PB and the J?

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- No.
- Are you sure?

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That was one time two years ago,

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and all the other knives were dirty.

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It was 14 months and 11 days ago.

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When we made the big
switch from Wonder Bread.

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Oh, how could I forget?

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Sheldon, I didn't change anything.

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Can I get back to work now?

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I suppose so.

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Thank you. Bye.

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Don't I get an "I love you"?

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I love you.

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One more time, with
a little more energy.

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Must've been disconnected.

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Well, my mother didn't
do anything differently.

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Are you gonna eat it?

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Better. I'm going to do science on it.

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I would eat it.

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Are the goggles necessary?

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No, but they really set the mood.

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Okay, subject "A," jelly.

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That's definitely strawberry
and definitely Smuckers.

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Subject "B."

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That's Jif all right.
Creamy and delicious.

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It must be the bread.

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Hold on. This is a
scientific experiment.

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We can't make assumptions.

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Subject "C."

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It's the bread.

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Welcome to the family, Hacksaw.

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Hey.

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Oh. Hey, Georgie.

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You okay?

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Mm-hmm.

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You sure?

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Not really.

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Um... Dustin broke up with me.

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What?

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He said I was immature.

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Is he crazy?

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Everything about you screams womanhood.

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See?

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Happy Hearth Home
Bakeries, just like always.

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Well, something is rotten

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- in the state of Denmark.
- What?

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- That's Shakespeare, Mom.
- Great.

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Missy, did your sandwich
taste different today?

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Couldn't tell you. I
traded it for a Ding Dong.

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Your sandwich is exactly
the same, Sheldon.

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What's going on?

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This bread is different.

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Let me see.

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You know, he might be right.

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Ow.

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Shelly, it's probably
just your taste buds

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changing as you get older.

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But I don't like change.

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Then you're gonna hate puberty.

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Got me with your ring.

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She wasn't wrong.

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Studies do support
that your sense of taste

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changes over time.

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So the bread's the same
and you're different?

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Apparently so.

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Nope, it's the bread.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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I was wondering if you
wanted to grab a bite to eat

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at the Waffle House?

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Not like a date.

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But as someone who recently
had his heart broke,

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I think I could help.

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Who broke your heart?

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I love you.

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Ooh!

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You did.

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Oh. Yeah.

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I'm just saying,

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I know what you're going through.

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So if you need a friend with
a pocket full of waffle money...

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Look at these prices.

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No wonder supermarkets
are running my parents

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out of business.

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Your parents own a convenience store.

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They charge extra for the convenience.

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How is this not convenient?

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Excuse me, sir.

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Has anything changed with the bread

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from the Happy Hearth Home Bakeries?

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I have no idea.

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How can you not know? You work here.

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What do you want from me?

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I get $3.35 an hour to stock shelves.

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Are you kidding?

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My father pays me five dollars a week.

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I bet they're violating
child labor laws.

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Look. This loaf says

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"A subsidiary of the
Domestic Food Corporation."

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This older loaf doesn't.

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I wonder if I can take
my parents to court?

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It smells like my bread.

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Or I could start a labor
union with my sisters.

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This is it! This is my bread!

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We could go on strike.

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Bring them to their knees.

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Vindication!

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Happy Hearth Home Bakeries,

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this is Pete. How can I help you?

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Hello, Pete. My name is Sheldon Cooper,

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and I would like to know what changed

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in your white sandwich loaf
to make it taste different?

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Sheldon, hang up the
phone. It's dinner time.

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Be right there, Mom. I'm doing
battle with corporate America.

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I'm sorry, Pete.

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You were saying?

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Any chance your bread was
past the expiration date?

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No, it was brand-new. But
I did a taste comparison

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after it was bought out by
the Domestic Food Corporation,

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and they are definitely not the same.

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Well, I can assure you
that, "the recent acquisition

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by the Domestic Food
Corporation has not affected

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the quality of our products in any way.

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Every single bread,
baked good, and pastry

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is made with love. From
our hearth to your home."

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Then why does it taste
different, Pete? Why?

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Well, because now we make everything

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really cheap and fast. Bye.

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I thought Dustin was different.

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I thought he wanted to live
a Christian life like me.

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But... all he wanted
is what every guy wants.

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Guys.

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Oh, please, you're all the same.

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Hey. You rejected me, you
punched me in the face,

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and I'm still here.

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Happy eating waffles with you.

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Georgie, do you really
think you're capable

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of just being my friend?

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That's a good question.

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My brain says yes.

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What about the rest of you?

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Honestly, I wouldn't trust it.

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Excuse me. Would you
like to sign my petition

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against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries?

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Maybe on the way out.

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Excuse me. Would you
like to sign my petition

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against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries?

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Oh. Maybe on the way out.

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I hate to say it.

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But everybody's way out

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is at the other set of doors.

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I have noticed. Why
do you think that is?

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Cowards. The whole bunch of 'em.

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Mr. Givens!

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Hello, Sheldon.

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Meemaw, this is my science
teacher, Mr. Givens.

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- Nice to meet ya.
- Hi.

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This is strange, I never think of you

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as existing outside of school.

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Well, it turns out I do.

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And you're here buying food.

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I am.

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Fascinating.

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All right.

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- Well, I'll see you on Monday.
- Wait.

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Would you like to sign my petition

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against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries?

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Well, what have they done?

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They're making their
bread faster and cheaper

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to save money.

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That's terrible.

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It is. Would you like to sign?

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- I would.
- Excellent.

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- I'll get you on the way out.
- Thank you.

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Well, that's one.

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Yeah.

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I know it's tough, but
you gotta be strong.

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And remember, you're not alone.

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Hello?

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Kinda busy.

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Well, there's only one
bathroom in the house, Georgie,

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and it's not for phone calls.

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I got to call you back.

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Sorry.

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Who you talking to?

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That Veronica girl?

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Yeah.

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What's going on with that?

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Nothing. We're just friends.

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Okay. You ever want to run
any of this stuff by me,

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I'm here for you.

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Why would I want to run it by you?

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Well, I was once a 15-year-old boy.

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I know what it's like to have
strong feelings for a girl.

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Gross. I'm not gonna
talk to you about this.

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I-I saw that kid on Who's the Boss

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talk to Tony Danza about his problems.

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They're not related.
This is totally different.

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Damn it, Georgie, you
could flush once in a while.

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On behalf of sandwich-loving children

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everywhere, I thank you.

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- How many is that?
- 13.

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A baker's dozen. What do you say we

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pack up and head outta here?

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No, we have to wait for Channel 7 news.

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Channel 7?

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Yes. I called them this morning

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and told them there was
a human interest story

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at the supermarket.

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What story?

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Classic Americana.

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Little guy versus corporate greed.

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Honey, Channel 7 is not coming.

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You Sheldon Cooper?

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Yes, ma'am.

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You got to be kidding me.

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How's my hair look?

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Hey, how'd it go?

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Great. Turn to Channel 7.

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But I'm watching the game.

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But I'm going to be on Channel 7.

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What's he talking about?

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He's gonna be on Channel 7.

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I was shocked to learn

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that the Happy Hearth Home
Bakeries had been bought out

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by the Domestic Food Corporation,

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and they started making their
bread faster and cheaper.

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- And you don't like that, do you?
- No.

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And you're collecting signatures

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- to make them stop.
- I am.

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Corporations shouldn't
be allowed to make

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these decisions on their own.

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Well, who should?

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The people who eat the bread.

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This wouldn't happen if
there were centralized control

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over all these big corporations.

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Are you suggesting

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a communist form of government in Texas?

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- I suppose I am.
- Hang on a sec...

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There you have it.
Local boy Sheldon Cooper

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says communism is what Texas needs.

272
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Oh, dear God.

273
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I just... You...

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Why... I-I-I-I-I...

275
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Why would you...

276
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What were you th...

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- Oh, God.
- Calm down.

278
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It was just the 4:00 news.
I'm sure no one saw it.

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I hope a lot of people saw it

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and Happy Hearth is forced

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to give our country good bread again.

282
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No! No more bread.

283
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No more country. No more talking.

284
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Excuse me.

285
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Where are you going?

286
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I'm gonna go put up an American
flag in front of my house.

287
00:11:53,183 --> 00:11:54,633
That's a great idea.
Mare, where's our flag?

288
00:11:54,635 --> 00:11:56,522
Uh, uh, it's in the garage.

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Is something wrong?

290
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Yes, Sheldon, something is wrong.

291
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Oh, now what?

292
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Is anybody going to fill me in?

293
00:12:11,694 --> 00:12:13,027
Not a good time, Brenda.

294
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I don't want your boy
playing with my boy anymore.

295
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Excuse me?

296
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Someone get that!

297
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I just saw Sheldon on the news.

298
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He doesn't need to be filling

299
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Billy's head with crazy commie ideas.

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Crazier than sitting on an
egg and trying to hatch it?

301
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'Cause I saw your precious
son do that the other day.

302
00:12:30,671 --> 00:12:33,138
Oh, so you're spying on us.

303
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Good to know.

304
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Yes, I do understand we're
in the middle of a cold war.

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But have you seen

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how many people wait in
line for bread in Moscow?

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It stands to reason
their bread must be great.

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Who you talking to?

309
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- A reporter from Time magazine.
- No!

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He didn't mean it.

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God bless America.

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- Traitors.
- Yeah, go back to Russia.

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Go back?

314
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I've never been there
in the first place.

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Well, have a great day, Georgie.

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00:13:13,764 --> 00:13:16,548
A great day? Are you out of your mind?

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Our lives are over.

318
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Well, you'll never have a
great day with that attitude.

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# You're a grand old flag #

320
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# You're a high-flying flag #

321
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# And forever in
peace may you wave #

322
00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:33,898
# You're the emblem
of the land I love #

323
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,429
# The home of the free and the... #

324
00:13:41,074 --> 00:13:44,492
Look, you made my mom's note.

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"Don't talk to Sheldon. Mom."

326
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That's fine. I usually
do most of the talking.

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Yes, you do.

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# My country, 'tis of thee #

329
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# Sweet land of liberty #

330
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# Of thee I sing #

331
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:07,960
# Land where our
fathers died, la... #

332
00:14:07,963 --> 00:14:09,046
Sing along.

333
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,820
# Land of the pilgrims' pride... #

334
00:14:24,117 --> 00:14:26,451
Mind if I sit?

335
00:14:26,453 --> 00:14:28,837
Y-You sure you want to be seen with me?

336
00:14:28,839 --> 00:14:31,956
Oh, please. You're not a commie.

337
00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:34,793
Everyone else seems to think I am.

338
00:14:34,795 --> 00:14:37,295
Do you even know what a communist is?

339
00:14:37,297 --> 00:14:40,652
Yeah. It's the big blond
guy Rocky fights in Rocky IV.

340
00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:43,134
And he also fights them when he's Rambo.

341
00:14:43,136 --> 00:14:44,882
That's it?

342
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:48,199
Well, I know in every movie it
looks like the commies are gonna win,

343
00:14:48,202 --> 00:14:49,607
but they don't.

344
00:14:51,478 --> 00:14:53,144
You ever seen any Rocky movies?

345
00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:55,313
Um, I saw Rocky II.

346
00:14:55,315 --> 00:14:57,413
That's the second one.

347
00:14:57,416 --> 00:15:04,955
# Oh, say, does that
star-spangled banner #

348
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:08,710
# Yet wave... #

349
00:15:08,712 --> 00:15:10,995
Hey, you wanted to see me?

350
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,497
Have a seat.

351
00:15:19,443 --> 00:15:22,277
Guess what I've been getting
a lot of calls about today.

352
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,475
I know it looks bad,
but we're handling it.

353
00:15:24,477 --> 00:15:26,054
It-It'll all blow over.

354
00:15:26,057 --> 00:15:27,728
I'm sorry, George, but I can't have

355
00:15:27,731 --> 00:15:31,065
a suspected communist coaching our boys.

356
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:33,484
Whoa, Tom. I'm not...

357
00:15:33,486 --> 00:15:35,186
I love my country.

358
00:15:35,188 --> 00:15:37,405
This is just Sheldon
getting bent out of shape

359
00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:38,690
over a loaf of bread.

360
00:15:38,692 --> 00:15:41,693
Well, this bread better be
worth you losing your job.

361
00:15:41,695 --> 00:15:44,112
Now, hang on. G-Give
me a chance to fix it.

362
00:15:45,665 --> 00:15:46,748
Please.

363
00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:51,007
All right, George.

364
00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:53,037
But if I hear from one
more angry parent...

365
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,673
Thank you. Thank you.

366
00:15:58,929 --> 00:16:00,879
He's not here.

367
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,553
Mary, you understand
these people are atheists.

368
00:16:08,555 --> 00:16:10,488
I get it. They're not my people.

369
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,843
You're my people.

370
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,233
Then what's this all about?

371
00:16:13,236 --> 00:16:15,142
My son just wanted a better sandwich.

372
00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:18,062
Why is this so hard for
y'all to understand?!

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00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,781
# From the mountains #

374
00:16:19,783 --> 00:16:21,866
# To the prairies #

375
00:16:21,868 --> 00:16:26,237
# To the oceans white with foam #

376
00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:30,347
# God bless America #

377
00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:34,746
# Our home sweet home... #

378
00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:36,547
- Pinko!
- Screw you!

379
00:16:36,549 --> 00:16:41,586
# God bless America... #

380
00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:43,171
Three, two...

381
00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:44,472
Thanks for having me on.

382
00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:46,569
You're welcome. Now, I understand

383
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,175
you wanted to set the record straight

384
00:16:48,178 --> 00:16:49,928
regarding your son's communism.

385
00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:51,479
Yes. N-No!

386
00:16:51,481 --> 00:16:53,848
He's not a communist.
He's ten years old.

387
00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:55,957
Listen, I fought for this country.

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00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,402
I love this country.

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00:16:57,404 --> 00:16:58,853
My kids love this country.

390
00:16:58,855 --> 00:17:00,104
Isn't that right, Sheldon?

391
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,606
Yes.

392
00:17:01,608 --> 00:17:03,574
Although, in all fairness,

393
00:17:03,576 --> 00:17:05,743
the Social Security
system is a form of...

394
00:17:05,745 --> 00:17:08,014
- You love this country!
- I love this country.

395
00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:23,261
I have something important
that I'd like to say.

396
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,795
These last few days,

397
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,547
I've been giving the
new Happy Hearth bread

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00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:30,924
another chance, and I've decided

399
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,477
it's not so bad.

400
00:17:34,613 --> 00:17:36,507
Also, it toasts well.

401
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,659
So, I'm going to say

402
00:17:40,662 --> 00:17:43,578
that's a sign of personal
growth on my part.

403
00:17:43,581 --> 00:17:45,656
In fact, let's call it maturity.

404
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:55,039
Still not talking to me, huh?

405
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:58,375
Well... I'll check back in tomorrow.

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00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:02,581
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