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- How you feeling?
- Good.

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You sure you're okay he's coming?

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I'm not angry anymore.

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I think it might even
be good to see him.

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Good.

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What's your end-of-life plan?

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Easy, toss me off something.

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Huh?

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I want to know how it feels to fly.

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- Oh...
- Ooh. Or sex murder me.

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Yeah, scratch that. Sex
murder me for sure.

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I'll be on Nancy Grace
24/7, a nation will mourn.

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Don't let Ron Howard's
daughter play me in the movie.

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We have beef.

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I want to be cremated,

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with my ashes kept for eternity
in an urn on your mantel.

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You may remarry, just
no one sexier than me.

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The one exception being Mark Ruffalo.

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Fair enough.

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Mm. Mm...

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Actually, I'm pretty tired.

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Oh, okay.

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Okay, good night.

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It's just that...

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uh, we've-we've sort of
created an expectation

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where we do sex whenever

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- one of us wants it.
- And yet I'm still tired.

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- Are you mad about the florist?
- I'm fine.

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- I want to make it up to you.
- Don't bother.

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- You can't.
- How can we make it even?

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Do you want to sock me in the
face? I'm extra bruisey,

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so you'll get to relish
the effects for weeks.

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There's nothing you can do about
getting your dick sucked.

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I could suck a dick.

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To even it out.

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Like those "take a penny,
leave a penny" cups.

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Make it a zero-blowjob sum gain for me.

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Sounds fair. You do that.
Suck a dick, Jimmy.

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No, I'm serious.

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Suck a dick. Suck a dick!

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Alternately...

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just let me be mad.

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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com

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Next, we have examples of some
of our most popular fillings.

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Uh, butterscotch-cream cheese,

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almond ganache, lemon
curd, Earl Grey medley,

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apricot jam, kiwi-pistachio buttercream.

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Hey, you wouldn't think
kiwi and pistachio

49
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would go well together,
and yet, they don't.

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- So when's the big day?
- June 9.

51
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- Six-nine. Nice.
- Sex number.

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They get it. What about you?

53
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We're already married. Shh.

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We got totally caught up in the hype

55
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and spent way too much
money on our wedding.

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Our ring bearer was an actual bear.

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Deep-sixed our finances for years.

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So we stick it to the
wedding-industrial complex

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whenever we can. It feels so good.

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Yeah. Rachel has a personality disorder.

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I shoplift. I mean, I used to.

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So scamming free cakes or menu tastings

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really scratches the itch.

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It's our third tasting of
the day. Quinn is in AA.

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Micro-transgressions make drinking

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fucking seltzer water tolerable.

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I love shoplifting.

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I basically stole this whole outfit.

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- And Jimmy's a total alcoholic.
- Hmm?

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Hey, if you guys want our
help gaming the system,

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we could save you a buck or two.

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We have low to no morals, so we
would be totally up for that.

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Great.

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- Hi.
- Oh, hi. Yes.

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Jimmy, we're gonna have couple friends.

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The hardest of passes.

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Couple friends, Jimmy.

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All married people need couple friends.

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It's a must-have. Couple friends.

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Stop saying "couple friends."

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We are not going to have...

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Couple friends!

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Thank you so much for
having us over, you guys.

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Oh, we love wine hangs on the patio.

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We have never done this once.

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Why not? You have a gorgeous view.

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- We do?
- Do we? Hmm.

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Here is our wedding binder.

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The orange tabs are the
easiest places to scam.

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Purple means you can get
actual cash out of them.

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DJs, photographers, flowers.

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We may actually be in the market
for a new florist. Right, Jimmy?

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Venues.

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- Very cool.
- I'm glad we could do this.

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Hey, how are you guys?

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- Shh.
- Oh, they can't hear us.

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We're not really even
here anymore. Watch.

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I don't believe in the Holocaust.

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- So, example...
- I like that you can smoke there.

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Huh. Huh. Let me try.

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Um, Gretchen, you eat your butt,

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and farts from your butt.

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Oh...

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So, why'd you ask about me and Gretchen?

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Oh, well, planning a
wedding can be stressful.

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Also, because of the little
thing with the florist.

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Rachel and Gretchen have been texting.

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So I gather privacy goes out the
window with couple friends?

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Jimmy, you have no secrets anymore.

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- Fantastic.
- But seriously,

111
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if you ever need someone
to listen, I'm here.

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Okay, Michael Messner,
sociologist and proponent

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of more emotional elasticity in
traditional masculine roles.

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I know, I know. I'm a big old softy.

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AA will do that to you.

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Never stop drinking, Jimmy.

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It's horrible.

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Man, I would love to come out here

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and fly my drone over
the reservoir sometime.

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Oh, I have a drone, too.

121
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Well, had.

122
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They really should put a "Return
Home" button on the controls.

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They do.

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Ah. What do you know?

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Mm-hmm.

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So, um, what did Gretchen
tell Rachel about the, uh,

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you know, t-the time I let
someone else fly my drone?

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Was she upset about the flight?

129
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Because she's been cagey about it.

130
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Well, how would you feel
if someone flew her drone?

131
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So this place,

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these are the photographers.

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This is the whole section
of photographers.

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This guy is hot, he's good,

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he's passionate...

136
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They're so cool.

137
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Do you think she likes me?

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I think she likes me.

139
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Why are you quiet? Does she not like me?

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Goddamn it.

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Of course she did.

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Who wouldn't like you?

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So you talked to Rachel about it.

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- About what?
- It. The florist thing.

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Yet you won't talk to me about it.

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- No.
- But you talked to Rachel about it.

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- We're friends.
- She told Quinn.

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- They're married.
- And Quinn told me she told him.

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Seems like you've cracked the case

150
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of who knows what, Dr. Dolittle.

151
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Dr. Dolittle talked to animals.

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Dr. House.

153
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You should be happy for me
getting a female friend!

154
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I get nervous just texting
her because I just know

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I'm gonna say something
that will make her hate me.

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So yes, I open up to her,

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like girls are supposed to do,
and it's actually working.

158
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So you should be goddamn happy for me!

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Hey.

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Are you okay?

161
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Do you need to up your
medication dosage, maybe?

162
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You got a blowjob

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from a vendor for our wedding.

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Okay. Then let's talk about it.

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No. I told you. Suck a dick,
or leave me alone about it.

166
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Okay, but really...

167
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what can I do?

168
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I am dead serious. You're right.

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That's the only way to make things even.

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Put a dick in your mouth and suck on it.

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Let me know when you've done that.

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Hey.

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- Hey, girl.
- Come in.

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Dope place.

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Thanks. It's a flip.

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Well, I am flipping for it.

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- Cookies!
- Thanks.

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Such a good idea to do solo hangs.

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I know. Couple friends, solo style.

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Also, I can't be around Jimmy right now.

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- Still?
- Ugh, I don't know. It's not his fault.

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Getting his dick sucked isn't his fault?

183
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No, that was. Totally. That was scummy.

184
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I just mean that's not, like...

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all of it, you know?

186
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Anyways, let's talk about
literally anything else.

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Um, rhubarb! Homemade
soap! Feminist porn!

188
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- The gig economy!
- Bowling!

189
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Costa Rica! Doughnuts!

190
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- Alcohol?
- Ladybugs!

191
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No, I'm asking do you want some alcohol?

192
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Oh, God, yes.

193
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I hope we didn't force this
solo hang on the boys.

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You think they like each
other as much as we do?

195
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Impossible.

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Why in God's name did
I put it out there?

197
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I know Gretchen. That was very foolish.

198
00:10:00,368 --> 00:10:02,389
She made me taste my own ejaculate.

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00:10:02,390 --> 00:10:05,673
- Yeah, I heard about that.
- Of course you did.

200
00:10:05,674 --> 00:10:08,554
- You were just making a joke, right?
- Yes!

201
00:10:08,555 --> 00:10:10,711
Well, not a joke precisely.

202
00:10:10,712 --> 00:10:14,014
I was presenting the obvious
logical equivalent.

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I didn't think she'd latch onto it.

204
00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:18,485
Do you know she hasn't
spoken to me since?

205
00:10:18,486 --> 00:10:20,485
Wait, am I even supposed
to tell you this?

206
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I don't know the rules.

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00:10:21,656 --> 00:10:23,619
I'm sorry, Jimmy. This is a tough one.

208
00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:26,151
You could just wait her out?

209
00:10:26,152 --> 00:10:28,195
Do you know how disconcerting it is

210
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to live with someone who
will not talk to you?

211
00:10:30,264 --> 00:10:33,366
I just keep pretending I'm
Harvey Keitel in The Piano

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00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:35,435
and Gretchen is a fetching mute.

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You could...

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you know... do it.

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00:10:41,242 --> 00:10:44,244
What? No, no.

216
00:10:44,245 --> 00:10:47,715
No, I can't... I couldn't...
I-I can't do that.

217
00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:50,450
I know, but, I mean,

218
00:10:50,451 --> 00:10:52,219
it is just skin.

219
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Attached to a disgusting,
hairy, male man.

220
00:10:55,556 --> 00:10:57,541
- Wait, you haven't ever?
- No.

221
00:10:59,543 --> 00:11:01,262
Uh... I mean, maybe.

222
00:11:01,263 --> 00:11:04,384
I used to black out a lot. But, look,

223
00:11:04,385 --> 00:11:05,786
it's not that big a deal.

224
00:11:05,787 --> 00:11:09,102
It might even be interesting,
experientially speaking.

225
00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:11,438
- I do enjoy new experiences.
- Uh-huh.

226
00:11:11,439 --> 00:11:14,274
Though, generally ones with
less immediate proximity

227
00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:16,027
- to testicles.
- Mm-hmm.

228
00:11:16,028 --> 00:11:18,646
No, look, even if I could S a D,

229
00:11:18,647 --> 00:11:20,648
where would I find the D to S?

230
00:11:20,649 --> 00:11:22,549
A dating app.

231
00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:25,719
My brother uses this one all the time.

232
00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:27,587
He lets me help him pick dudes.

233
00:11:27,588 --> 00:11:29,589
And you can basically order anything.

234
00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:32,159
It's like Postmates for
penis. Check it out.

235
00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:35,406
You can see what each guy
is down for right here.

236
00:11:35,407 --> 00:11:36,520
Here's one!

237
00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:40,834
This guy is willing to host and
he's looking for oral ASAP.

238
00:11:40,835 --> 00:11:43,270
- Well, he looks pleasant enough.
- Mm-hmm.

239
00:11:43,271 --> 00:11:45,605
- Like a small-town veterinarian.
- Yeah.

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00:11:45,606 --> 00:11:47,074
Or the first soldier

241
00:11:47,075 --> 00:11:49,409
- to die in a war movie. Yeah.
- Yes.

242
00:11:49,410 --> 00:11:51,178
- Let's make your profile.
- Oh, okay.

243
00:11:51,179 --> 00:11:53,164
Uh, wait, wait. Um...

244
00:11:56,017 --> 00:11:59,586
Very nice. Now look like a rough boy.

245
00:11:59,587 --> 00:12:01,113
Oh.

246
00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:05,793
Mm, maybe go back to the duck lips.

247
00:12:05,794 --> 00:12:09,196
Just a little aggressive. There we go.

248
00:12:10,239 --> 00:12:12,465
You can't help but to start to imagine

249
00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:14,601
this entire personality

250
00:12:14,602 --> 00:12:17,337
and childhood and college essays

251
00:12:17,338 --> 00:12:19,006
for this thing that's
living inside of you,

252
00:12:19,007 --> 00:12:20,874
even though you know
you're not supposed to.

253
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,143
How can you help it?

254
00:12:23,144 --> 00:12:26,479
Anyway, so that was hard to get over.

255
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:31,318
Not sure I am yet. I know
I'm gun-shy to try again.

256
00:12:31,319 --> 00:12:34,521
- Right. Totally.
- So...

257
00:12:34,522 --> 00:12:36,023
how about you?

258
00:12:36,024 --> 00:12:38,558
Oh, yeah, no, nothing like that.

259
00:12:38,559 --> 00:12:41,661
I cut myself trying to trim
my pubes once, so I get it.

260
00:12:41,662 --> 00:12:44,297
I mean, do you guys want children?

261
00:12:44,298 --> 00:12:48,168
Oh, uh... Shit.

262
00:12:48,169 --> 00:12:51,504
Babies... I don't know.

263
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:53,707
I like them when they're
dressed up like animals,

264
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:56,076
but I don't yet totally know if I...

265
00:12:56,077 --> 00:12:58,746
You don't know if you want
to be a mom? Totally normal.

266
00:12:58,747 --> 00:13:01,181
Oh, no, I want it. I was
gonna say "should."

267
00:13:01,182 --> 00:13:03,234
I don't know if I should be a...

268
00:13:05,236 --> 00:13:07,994
Do you want to... Do you want
me to put on some music?

269
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:11,591
I have a mental thing.
Uh... whatchamacallit,

270
00:13:11,592 --> 00:13:13,594
clinical depression.

271
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:19,166
- Sorry.
- No.

272
00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:21,376
Sorry, I'm sorry. Um, I'm just flinchy.

273
00:13:21,377 --> 00:13:23,336
- I want a hug.
- It's okay.

274
00:13:23,337 --> 00:13:26,439
Hey, in fact... let's hug

275
00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:30,043
as soon as I go pee-pee in your toilet.

276
00:13:30,044 --> 00:13:32,127
Then we're gonna hug like motherfuckers.

277
00:13:47,691 --> 00:13:49,879
He says his door is unlocked.

278
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:53,575
It's go time. You got this.

279
00:13:53,576 --> 00:13:55,243
Easy peasy.

280
00:13:55,244 --> 00:13:58,560
Mouthwash, gum, antibacterial wipes.

281
00:13:58,561 --> 00:13:59,781
Stash it in a bush.

282
00:13:59,782 --> 00:14:02,951
Remember, this is for your
lady. It's just skin.

283
00:14:15,127 --> 00:14:16,547
You got this!

284
00:14:21,829 --> 00:14:22,970
Hello.

285
00:14:22,971 --> 00:14:24,155
Hello.

286
00:14:24,773 --> 00:14:28,268
Oh. There you are.

287
00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:34,777
Got a lovely, lovely house. Books!

288
00:14:34,778 --> 00:14:36,418
Very nice.

289
00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:38,375
I don't know this neighborhood.

290
00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:40,687
Seems to have a high walkability rating.

291
00:14:40,688 --> 00:14:44,011
Shh. Take off your shirt.

292
00:14:45,279 --> 00:14:47,274
Ah. Okay.

293
00:14:47,275 --> 00:14:48,830
Just like that.

294
00:14:48,831 --> 00:14:51,019
Decisive. Good on you, mate.

295
00:15:01,559 --> 00:15:03,695
I'm a little nervous.
You see, this is my...

296
00:15:03,696 --> 00:15:05,246
Can you stop talking?

297
00:15:05,247 --> 00:15:08,182
Right, yeah, okay, okay.

298
00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:10,502
Silencio, por favor.

299
00:15:11,776 --> 00:15:13,455
I'll just-I'll just get at it then.

300
00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:14,548
Um...

301
00:15:15,489 --> 00:15:17,191
Could you make it a little sexy?

302
00:15:17,192 --> 00:15:20,643
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, well, I plan to.

303
00:15:34,828 --> 00:15:36,268
Yeah, it's lovely.

304
00:15:36,879 --> 00:15:39,280
Oh, you like that? You like that?

305
00:15:39,281 --> 00:15:41,316
See, I do not work out,

306
00:15:41,317 --> 00:15:42,850
like, in a traditional sense,

307
00:15:42,851 --> 00:15:45,186
but I have a top-notch
calisthenics routine...

308
00:15:46,107 --> 00:15:48,122
Yeah, the name of which is derived

309
00:15:48,123 --> 00:15:50,224
from Callisthenes of Olynthus.

310
00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:53,795
Fun fact, Aristotle was his great uncle.

311
00:15:53,796 --> 00:15:55,329
Now, you might wonder...

312
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,499
That was quick. How'd it go?

313
00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,167
- He disinvited me.
- What? Why?

314
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,670
He accused me of being
a closeted virgin,

315
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,506
and then I sort of
lunged at him awkwardly,

316
00:16:04,507 --> 00:16:05,873
fell into his leg,

317
00:16:05,874 --> 00:16:07,694
knocked over a picture
puzzle he'd been working on.

318
00:16:07,695 --> 00:16:09,076
He was livid.

319
00:16:09,077 --> 00:16:12,313
I mean, his attitude at the
end was a real turnoff.

320
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,946
He gave you zero eggplants.

321
00:16:15,947 --> 00:16:18,420
Zero?! How dare he!

322
00:16:18,421 --> 00:16:20,354
Well, in retaliation,
I shall give him...

323
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,242
Uh, you can't. He blocked you.

324
00:16:25,243 --> 00:16:26,849
Where's your shirt?

325
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:14,575
What are you doing?

326
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,378
Nothing. I was just
seeing if you had a cat.

327
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:20,091
Do you have a cat? Because
I couldn't find one.

328
00:17:21,132 --> 00:17:24,262
Oh, the comb. I was thinking
of getting one of these,

329
00:17:24,263 --> 00:17:26,529
and I wanted to know if
it could fit in my bra.

330
00:17:27,272 --> 00:17:29,791
Why, are you accusing me of stealing?

331
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:33,583
That is really messed up of
you, Rachel. Projecting much?

332
00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:35,443
What?

333
00:17:35,444 --> 00:17:37,164
Why are you laughing at me?

334
00:17:37,165 --> 00:17:40,166
This is my absolute favorite
part of a new friendship.

335
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:42,720
When the real comes out.

336
00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:50,842
Listen, Gretchen, here's
how it is with me.

337
00:17:50,843 --> 00:17:53,180
I don't let just anyone in.

338
00:17:54,216 --> 00:17:56,267
But I don't lose people, so...

339
00:17:57,101 --> 00:17:58,364
once you're in,

340
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:00,922
you're in for life.

341
00:18:11,579 --> 00:18:13,699
But, seriously, I am gonna need
my grandmother's comb back.

342
00:18:21,443 --> 00:18:23,044
- What are you gonna do?
- Eh.

343
00:18:23,045 --> 00:18:26,180
Just live a sexless existence
next to a prickly, mute,

344
00:18:26,181 --> 00:18:28,282
redheaded ball of anger
and recrimination

345
00:18:28,283 --> 00:18:30,117
until she eventually leaves me.

346
00:18:30,118 --> 00:18:34,622
Or enact some far worse revenge
gleaned from countless hours

347
00:18:34,623 --> 00:18:36,524
spent watching Snapped,

348
00:18:36,525 --> 00:18:40,061
in which women finally, you know, snap.

349
00:18:40,062 --> 00:18:42,229
Fuck this. You can't give up.

350
00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:44,632
Let's go to the West Hollywood
bars. I'll wingman you.

351
00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:48,374
Oh, forget it. I clearly
can't S a stranger's D.

352
00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:52,490
I'd have to at least be
comfortable with the guy, or...

353
00:19:50,962 --> 00:19:52,242
I did it.

354
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:55,536
- Did what?
- The thing you told me to do.

355
00:19:55,537 --> 00:19:57,985
I did it. I did the thing.

356
00:19:57,986 --> 00:20:01,517
- I did it.
- Jimmy. Wait.

357
00:20:02,477 --> 00:20:04,270
Whoa, what?

358
00:20:05,088 --> 00:20:07,414
Jimmy. Jimmy?

359
00:20:08,181 --> 00:20:10,160
Jimmy!

360
00:20:10,161 --> 00:20:13,908
What are you...? What? Who?

361
00:20:13,909 --> 00:20:17,449
- Quinn.
- What? What?

362
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,270
What is happening?

363
00:20:19,271 --> 00:20:22,707
Oh, my God. You...

364
00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:26,076
Jimmy!

365
00:20:26,077 --> 00:20:30,331
What the actual fuck?!

366
00:20:30,332 --> 00:20:32,640
Oh, my God!

367
00:20:32,641 --> 00:20:34,475
You...

368
00:20:34,476 --> 00:20:36,744
you sucked a dick for me.

369
00:20:36,745 --> 00:20:40,314
I say "S'd a D." It's classier.

370
00:20:40,315 --> 00:20:43,350
Wait. Oh, no. But Rachel...

371
00:20:43,351 --> 00:20:45,950
Oh, no, no. It's fine. He called
her right before he left.

372
00:20:45,951 --> 00:20:47,792
She thought it was hilarious.

373
00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:50,019
Really? Seriously?

374
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:52,493
Ooh. Okay, then.

375
00:20:53,636 --> 00:20:56,297
So... we're good?

376
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,299
Yes, Jimmy. We're good.

377
00:20:59,045 --> 00:21:01,251
I mean, I was just trying
to get you off my back.

378
00:21:01,252 --> 00:21:03,799
- What?
- Nothing. You did it for me.

379
00:21:04,518 --> 00:21:06,537
Mm. I love you for that.

380
00:21:09,795 --> 00:21:11,645
By the way, they're coming over
for dinner tomorrow night.

381
00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:13,047
Try not to drop your fork

382
00:21:13,048 --> 00:21:14,782
and accidentally suck his dick again.

383
00:21:23,736 --> 00:21:25,662
To making connections.

384
00:21:25,663 --> 00:21:28,867
To the serendipity of meeting
you guys at that cake tasting,

385
00:21:28,868 --> 00:21:32,246
and to always being open
to new experiences.

386
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:33,589
To letting people in.

387
00:21:33,590 --> 00:21:36,253
And to the lengths our husbands will go

388
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:37,788
to make us happy.

389
00:21:37,789 --> 00:21:40,510
Oh, well. If it was good
enough for Oscar Wilde

390
00:21:40,511 --> 00:21:42,827
and Tennessee Williams and Truman Capote

391
00:21:42,828 --> 00:21:44,562
and James Baldwin...

392
00:21:44,563 --> 00:21:47,688
Okay, most of my favorite
male writers, actually.

393
00:21:47,689 --> 00:21:49,600
To friends for life.

394
00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:50,835
JIMMY and RACHEL: For life.

395
00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:57,575
I don't let just anyone in...

396
00:21:57,576 --> 00:22:01,111
but I don't lose people. Once
you're in, you're in for life.

397
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,681
For life!

398
00:22:03,682 --> 00:22:06,238
I don't lose people. You're in for life.

399
00:22:06,239 --> 00:22:08,519
For life. For life. You're in for life.

400
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,646
You're in for life.

401
00:22:11,657 --> 00:22:13,658
Jimmy, what are you guys talking about?

402
00:22:14,692 --> 00:22:15,860
What?

403
00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:17,495
The blowjob.

404
00:22:17,496 --> 00:22:21,620
Gretchen, the, uh... Jimmy?

405
00:22:21,621 --> 00:22:23,033
You did know about the...

406
00:22:23,034 --> 00:22:25,471
Blowjob? You didn't put your...

407
00:22:25,472 --> 00:22:27,030
you had his...

408
00:22:27,031 --> 00:22:29,674
your m-mouth, Jimmy?

409
00:22:29,675 --> 00:22:32,810
- What are you doing?
- Wait, you didn't tell her?

410
00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:36,103
Gretchen, it's not a big deal.
It was all for... Wait.

411
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:38,698
- Gretchen!
- Not one more word!

412
00:22:38,699 --> 00:22:40,533
I thought you told me
that she wanted him to.

413
00:22:40,534 --> 00:22:43,854
You thought I wanted my husband
to suck your husband's dick?

414
00:22:43,855 --> 00:22:46,281
That's what he told me.
That's what he told me.

415
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:48,635
That's what you... What the fuck, Jimmy?

416
00:22:48,636 --> 00:22:49,394
Oh, my God.

417
00:22:49,395 --> 00:22:51,962
No! No, no, no, no. I
d... I didn't want to.

418
00:22:51,963 --> 00:22:54,799
Gretchen, tell her. Tell her.

419
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,567
Did you make up that she said that

420
00:22:56,568 --> 00:22:58,403
just to get me to let you do that?

421
00:22:58,404 --> 00:23:00,099
Why would I say that?!

422
00:23:00,806 --> 00:23:02,573
I think you guys should go!

423
00:23:02,574 --> 00:23:04,393
Yes, I think we should.

424
00:23:13,376 --> 00:23:15,653
What the hell was that?

425
00:23:15,654 --> 00:23:17,989
Eh, she was too much for me.

426
00:23:20,758 --> 00:23:23,744
Anyways, all this talk of BJs...

427
00:23:24,218 --> 00:23:25,696
I need it now.

428
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:27,111
Hmm-hmm.

429
00:23:31,812 --> 00:23:34,081
Well, okay.

430
00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:00,097
Edgar.

431
00:24:02,434 --> 00:24:03,901
Edgar.

432
00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:44,324
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