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It seems today that all you see

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Is violence in movies and sex on TV

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But where are those
good old-fashioned values

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On which we used to rely?

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Lucky there's a family guy

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Lucky there's a man
who positively can do

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All the things that make us

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Laugh and cry

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He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!

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- Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Stone fruit season!

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Now, those are what my granddaddy called

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"proposin' peaches."

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Don't be shy, now. Dig in.

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Whoa-ho!

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Here I go.

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Don't you do it.
Don't you go to the gross side.

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It's out of my control.

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They're too... juicy.

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We exchanged a look earlier.

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We have a grossed-out, no-fun alliance.

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So, you guys like peaches, huh?

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- Yeah.
- Hold on.

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I need a large pane of glass.

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Well, I got her phone number.

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How do you like them peaches?

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Covered by most insurance.

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Guys, check it out.

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In honor of opening day
at Fenway Park this weekend,

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the Red Sox are offering
four tickets behind home plate

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to the person who makes
the best Red Sox ad.

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- Oh...
- My...

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Freaking...

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Guys, winning those seats
is our highest priority.

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Even higher than my dream
of winning socks-on karate.

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Point! Winner!

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- Ow!
- Ow!

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Ah, this is the life.

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- Thanks, Peter.
- I still can't believe you won

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by filming yourself pooping
in a Yankees helmet.

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I am not a subtle filmmaker,

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and my audience
wouldn't have it any other way.

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Joe, what are you eating
your ice cream out of?

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They ran out of those
mini batting helmets,

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so they're serving it in athletic cups.

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Did you buy that
from a certified vendor?

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He wasn't behind the counter,
but he had a blue shirt on.

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I think somebody might be
having a little fun with you.

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Yeah, come to think of it,
he did have a friend filming,

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and he made me eat the first
seven bites in front of him,

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and he didn't charge me anything.

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Do you, uh...

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do you want this?

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I'll take a bite.

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Four beers, please.

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Anything else, fellas?

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Uh, yeah, I'll have a beer.

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Anyone else want another?

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Yeah, why not?

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- Quagmire?
- I'm good.

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I'm good with one more.

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- Cleveland?
- I'm fine.

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Yeah, I'm fine with one more, too.

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I-I'm gonna take it with me to the can.

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All right, now to have
the only exciting thing

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in the game happen
as soon as I turn my back.

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Hey, buddy,
that's just a break in the line

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so people can pass through.

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End of the line's that way.

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Yeah, it's all the way
to that guy with the scorebook

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just waiting for someone to talk to.

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Don't get used to Benintendi's
two-strike hitting.

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His history will tell you
it's not a sustainable pace

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for an everyday outfielder.

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Aw, screw that.
I'm using the ladies' room.

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How bad could it be?

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I saw a mouse.

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Buddy, if you really gotta go,
you can use that one.

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A bathroom for Prince?

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I can't use that. I'm not Prince.

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It's not for Prince.

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Space Cats? I'm not a Space Cat.

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Sir, I can assure you there's
no such thing as Space Cats.

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Now, can you direct me
to Earth's reserve of yarn?

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Aw, screw this.

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Excuse me, ma'am, could you direct me

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to Earth's reserve
of near-empty tuna tins?

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Are you a Space Cat?

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- He's been made.
- We've got to call him back.

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Psst, psst.

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Psst, psst.

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Guys! I found the best toilet
in the whole place.

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- Next time...
- Peter! You're on the jumbotron!

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- Where?
- Right there!

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- Here?
- There, Peter, there!

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Here? Yes?

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It's right in front of you, Peter!

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- Right here?
- No!

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- Oh, over here?
- Damn it, Peter,

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you're gonna miss it!

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Is-is this... is this it?

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Aha! Where?

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Guys, look! I'm on the jumbotron!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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let's give a big Boston welcome
to Peter Griffin,

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the fist transgender Red Sox fan.

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Peter, you used
the transgender bathroom,

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so now everyone thinks
you're transgender.

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Cleveland, what are you eating
your Cracker Jacks out of?

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Oh, the guy said they
were out of regular boxes,

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- so he gave me this box.
- What did he look like?

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Like this.

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Hey, that's the ice cream guy!

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I got a handful, too, Peter.

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You want to see who can finish faster?

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You're on!

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It looks like we've got ourselves

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a good old-fashioned Cracker Jack off.

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Good morning, Peter.
We saw the game last night,

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and, well, we just want you to know

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that we wholeheartedly support
all transgender people.

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- But I'm not...
- Peter, before you say anything

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that might clear all this up,
let me tell you

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about our stellar transgender
employee benefit package.

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Benefits? I'm trans-listening.

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Well, as such, you're entitled
to supplemental time off,

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our on-site masseuse

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and a $60 gift card from Nordstrom Rack.

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- Nordstrom?!
- Rack.

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- Yeah, but Nordstrom!
- Yes, I understand.

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But it's just... Rack.

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Well, in the words
of trailblazer Caitlyn Jenner,

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"I will do anything
for money and attention."

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So brave.

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Great. We'll send the paperwork
down to your office.

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Well, better use
the men's room one last time.

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Lot of history in there.

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You.

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And you, the Hungry Hungry Hippo.

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You'd always swallow it
before I could see what I did.

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And one last look at my crack
imprint on the walk of fame.

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God, I remember that day.

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I would find out later

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that when you put your ass
in wet cement,

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you're just sealing it shut forever.

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Best they could do was poke holes in it

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so it comes out like Play-Doh spaghetti.

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Anyway, that's the first act.

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Peter, pretending to be
transgender to get time off work

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trivializes a real struggle
in this country.

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Did the... did the Space Cats
get to you?

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I don't know what that is,
but you got to knock this off.

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And direct me to Earth's reserve
of sun-dappled window seats.

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Lois is right, Peter.

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Besides the fact that
you're lying to your employers,

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you're taking advantage
of a civil liberty

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that so many oppressed people

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have fought their entire lives for.

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Shut your mouth, Brian.
I'm part of a movement.

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Hey, what is "transgender," anyway?

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Is that the stuff in potato chips

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that makes your bum go bam?

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It-It's pointless arguing with you.

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Cool. Now, in order to pull this off,

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I'm gonna have to look the part.

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Lois, which dress may I borrow?

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None. My closet is off-limits.

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Fine. There's got to be
something in the attic.

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I can't even begin to describe
the density of illness

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I feel in my bone marrow right now.

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That is-that is how appalled
I am by this.

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- Other guys?
- Sorry, Peter.

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I don't see you getting away
with this one.

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Look, Peter, the good news is

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you still fit
in your wife's wedding gown.

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Not every guy can say that.

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It's actually Meg's.
She commits murders in it.

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What's this, now?

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That's just it, Peter... this
whole thing is a joke to you.

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Are you forgetting
I have a dad who's a woman?

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No, of course not.
That's the first thing

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everyone thinks of when they see you.

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But Th-this isn't like that.

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And I thought you guys would support me.

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Like we all supported Joe
on that road trip.

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- Boy, I am stuffed.
- Oh, I forgot to mention,

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one of you guys has to be in charge

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of changing my diaper the whole trip.

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Why don't we all just switch off?

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Oh, there will be other jobs
for other people.

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Okay, I guess we should,
like, draw straws or something.

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Actually, I've been observing all of you

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for the past few hours,
and I choose Quagmire.

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- What?! Why me?
- You've got long fingers.

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And I feel like you wouldn't crack

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if things start to go south.

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Fine. How do I know when it's time?

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Well, I'll turn to you, very sincerely,

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and I'll look you right in your eyes,

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and I'll say,
"Quagmire, I've got poopies."

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Ugh.

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Now, Quagmire, I've...

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- You got poopies. I know.
- No!

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You're supposed to let me say it!

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Quagmire...

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I've got poopies.

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- Dad!
- Dad!

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How goes the transition, Mr. Griffin?

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Like Huma Abedin, I'm trying
to forget about my Weiner.

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Whoa, we're doing Cheers, not Frasier.

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Tough day, Dad?

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I don't get it. How does Rebel Wilson

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always look so fetching?

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- Does she, though?
- You could be, too,

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if you just let your hair down a little.

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Now you just take that beautiful
hair down to the salon,

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and you'll be a ten.

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On a scale of a billion?

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Thanks, Chris.

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Thanks for helping me
at 11:30 on a school day.

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There was a shooting.

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She's an old-time ambassador

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Of sweet-talking, night-walking games

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But she's a queen and such are queens

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That your laughter
is sucked in their brains.

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I'll take 'em all.

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Well, hello.

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- Where you going, Dad?
- Out.

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Now that I'm living as a woman,
I can say whatever I want to men

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and they can't hit me.

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Oh, hey, Peter.

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Sully could've made it to an airport.

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Hey, you shut your mouth!
That man is a hero!

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Ah, ah, ah, ah! Woman.

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Well, it's definitely true

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that I respect the boundaries of women.

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Oh, hey, Sherry, uh,
just-just get in the fireplace.

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I'll-I'll spit down the chimney.

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Hey, Joe. How's the suspension going?

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When you get married,

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you don't think
you'll be home together all day.

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It's, uh... trying.

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Who's at the door?

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It's my friend!

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So, what's up, Peter?

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I just wanted to tell you
that I'm the one

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who planted the evidence
that got you suspended.

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What?! I'm gonna kill you!

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Ah, ah, ah! Woman.

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Oh, right.

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Joe, close the door.

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You're letting the bugs in.

253
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,200
Is your daughter still killing people?

254
00:11:31,201 --> 00:11:32,636
She is.

255
00:11:35,739 --> 00:11:37,107
Hey, Chris Brown.

256
00:11:37,108 --> 00:11:40,142
I just wanted to say
I'm a huge fan of your music.

257
00:11:41,812 --> 00:11:43,814
This is just gonna make me listen more.

258
00:11:43,815 --> 00:11:45,515
Oh, hey, Ray Rice.

259
00:11:45,516 --> 00:11:47,017
Would you mind pressing "lobby"?

260
00:11:47,018 --> 00:11:48,951
What do you got, potatoes in your ears?

261
00:11:48,952 --> 00:11:50,922
I said press "lobby"!

262
00:11:54,992 --> 00:11:58,161
Now, Peter, one of the perks
of being a woman

263
00:11:58,162 --> 00:12:00,763
is that you get to go out
and have a white wine,

264
00:12:00,764 --> 00:12:03,333
squeak-fart lunch with your friends.

265
00:12:03,334 --> 00:12:05,267
Did you hear Diane's husband left her?

266
00:12:06,537 --> 00:12:08,238
Yeah, you could tell from the wedding

267
00:12:08,239 --> 00:12:10,172
they were not gonna last.

268
00:12:10,173 --> 00:12:12,309
Oh, it's a shame.
And they have two kids!

269
00:12:13,311 --> 00:12:14,677
Marriage is hard.

270
00:12:18,548 --> 00:12:21,917
Those machines in the ladies'
room don't vend pants, do they?

271
00:12:21,918 --> 00:12:24,529
Don't let 'em take my salad.
I'm still working on it.

272
00:12:27,859 --> 00:12:30,227
This is so great. Now that I'm a woman,

273
00:12:30,228 --> 00:12:33,296
I can lean-dance
into anyone's karaoke song.

274
00:12:33,297 --> 00:12:36,067
When you were here before

275
00:12:38,136 --> 00:12:41,438
Couldn't look you in the eye...

276
00:12:41,439 --> 00:12:43,440
Yeah! It's a work night!

277
00:12:43,441 --> 00:12:45,041
Hey, come on.

278
00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:46,209
Get out of here.

279
00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:48,310
You're ruining my birthday party.

280
00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:51,080
Your skin makes me cry...

281
00:12:51,081 --> 00:12:53,083
Sing Justin Timberlake!

282
00:12:53,084 --> 00:12:55,719
Come on! I waited an hour
and a half for this!

283
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:58,320
And, hey, get off that bar!

284
00:12:58,321 --> 00:12:59,589
Why?

285
00:12:59,590 --> 00:13:01,992
Because you're at Lowfan O'Reilly's.

286
00:13:04,561 --> 00:13:06,262
All right, where am I on the screen?

287
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,230
Oh. "Float like a feather
in a beautiful world."

288
00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:09,598
Dah, dah, dah. Okay.

289
00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:12,571
Flippin' special

290
00:13:14,037 --> 00:13:17,676
But I'm a creep...

291
00:13:22,228 --> 00:13:24,574
What? What happened?

292
00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:26,182
Ah, I knew you'd catch it.

293
00:13:26,183 --> 00:13:28,400
I'm parting my hair
on the other side now.

294
00:13:28,401 --> 00:13:30,954
Oh, Peter, thank God you're okay.

295
00:13:30,955 --> 00:13:33,089
Hello, bosses and not my family.

296
00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:35,257
You really gave us a scare there.

297
00:13:35,258 --> 00:13:36,459
Oh, what do you mean?

298
00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:37,694
Well, you went into a coma

299
00:13:37,695 --> 00:13:39,762
after you were hit in the head by a fan.

300
00:13:39,763 --> 00:13:41,198
Oh, it was funny.

301
00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:43,465
- And then it wasn't.
- A coma?

302
00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:46,275
Well, I feel tomato now, beige spots.

303
00:13:46,276 --> 00:13:49,638
And since the company was paying
for your medical care anyway,

304
00:13:49,639 --> 00:13:52,508
we fulfilled your letter
of medical intent

305
00:13:52,509 --> 00:13:54,810
for your sex reassignment surgery.

306
00:13:54,811 --> 00:13:56,813
- What?
- She's saying that your surgery

307
00:13:56,814 --> 00:13:59,114
to become a woman
was a complete success.

308
00:13:59,115 --> 00:14:01,184
It's much easier going that way,
believe me.

309
00:14:01,185 --> 00:14:02,786
Just a chop and a mop.

310
00:14:02,787 --> 00:14:04,119
Congratulations, Peter.

311
00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,486
You're officially a woman.

312
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,164
No...!

313
00:14:14,165 --> 00:14:17,169
That is one nutty hospital.

314
00:14:22,373 --> 00:14:25,374
Peter, I'm sorry this happened,
but it's your own fault.

315
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:27,810
You should never have pretended
to be someone else.

316
00:14:27,811 --> 00:14:29,478
That's right, but now that it's done,

317
00:14:29,479 --> 00:14:31,348
maybe I can help you
with the transition.

318
00:14:31,349 --> 00:14:33,983
You know, I've always been a
great supporter of the LGBLT...

319
00:14:33,984 --> 00:14:35,218
- Nope.
- LGTE.

320
00:14:35,219 --> 00:14:36,386
- No.
- GED.

321
00:14:36,387 --> 00:14:37,720
- Unrelated.
- L.I.E.

322
00:14:37,721 --> 00:14:39,989
- The Long Island Expressway?
- NKOTB?

323
00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:42,057
- The wrong stuff, Brian.
- WNBA?

324
00:14:42,058 --> 00:14:45,161
Yes. Yes, WNBA.

325
00:14:45,162 --> 00:14:47,363
Mom, you know, our world today is filled

326
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,833
with people like Dad trying
to find their identities.

327
00:14:49,834 --> 00:14:52,502
Whether it's cutters,
or people who cut themselves,

328
00:14:52,503 --> 00:14:56,171
or people who drag knives across
their thighs to feel something.

329
00:14:56,172 --> 00:14:57,540
You're right, Meg.

330
00:14:57,541 --> 00:14:59,743
I guess we'll just have
to deal with this,

331
00:14:59,744 --> 00:15:01,744
like when Chris won
that hundred-dollar scratcher

332
00:15:01,745 --> 00:15:03,847
and talked down to everybody.

333
00:15:03,848 --> 00:15:05,848
Your house is so cozy, Joe.

334
00:15:05,849 --> 00:15:08,184
Wish I could get by
with just two bathrooms.

335
00:15:08,185 --> 00:15:09,752
Technically, one and a half.

336
00:15:09,753 --> 00:15:11,655
Leave us alone.

337
00:15:11,656 --> 00:15:14,023
I said, "Leave us alone," but deep down,

338
00:15:14,024 --> 00:15:17,260
I respected and even desired
Chris for his success.

339
00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:19,262
It would take another eight years

340
00:15:19,263 --> 00:15:20,763
before I summoned the courage

341
00:15:20,764 --> 00:15:22,732
to kiss him at a backyard barbecue,

342
00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:24,467
and from that moment on...

343
00:15:24,468 --> 00:15:26,271
Bonnie! Bonnie!

344
00:15:27,078 --> 00:15:29,124
I've got poopies.

345
00:15:33,878 --> 00:15:35,945
Thank you for showing me the 90 things

346
00:15:35,946 --> 00:15:37,914
women have to do before going to bed.

347
00:15:37,915 --> 00:15:40,949
Okay, now quick break
to cry for no reason.

348
00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:44,387
Can we do one last judgmental
scroll through Facebook first?

349
00:15:44,388 --> 00:15:45,916
Of course.

350
00:15:46,389 --> 00:15:48,958
Congratulations,
you went to a dance club.

351
00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:51,026
You know, Peter,
if I didn't know better,

352
00:15:51,027 --> 00:15:52,829
I'd say you'd been a woman for years.

353
00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,863
Now we just drift off to sleep,

354
00:15:54,864 --> 00:15:56,733
thinking about Rick from Midas Muffler.

355
00:15:56,734 --> 00:15:58,435
I probably won't be able to sleep

356
00:15:58,436 --> 00:16:01,304
'cause I had two sips of tea
at 3:30 this afternoon.

357
00:16:01,305 --> 00:16:02,738
That's okay, Peter.

358
00:16:02,739 --> 00:16:05,307
You can just read
on an impossibly bright iPad

359
00:16:05,308 --> 00:16:07,845
while I toss and turn in a pissy way.

360
00:16:15,485 --> 00:16:17,753
You almost done with the chapter?

361
00:16:17,754 --> 00:16:20,305
Oh, there's no chapters.
It's a Clifford book.

362
00:16:24,936 --> 00:16:26,905
Thank you, young man.

363
00:16:27,923 --> 00:16:29,431
Hey, now that we're all settled
at this table,

364
00:16:29,432 --> 00:16:32,201
you guys want to move outside
'cause it's such a nice day?

365
00:16:32,202 --> 00:16:34,304
Okay, why don't you go save us
a table outside,

366
00:16:34,305 --> 00:16:35,704
and we'll be there soon?

367
00:16:37,108 --> 00:16:38,882
Taken. Sorry.

368
00:16:42,105 --> 00:16:43,345
You know, it's fun back here.

369
00:16:43,346 --> 00:16:45,348
You don't even know you're in Quahog.

370
00:16:45,349 --> 00:16:47,584
Please don't talk to us. You're too fat.

371
00:16:49,286 --> 00:16:51,621
You want me to start a new tab for you?

372
00:16:51,622 --> 00:16:53,288
No, you can just keep ours going.

373
00:16:53,289 --> 00:16:55,357
Your friends left
the minute you came out here,

374
00:16:55,358 --> 00:16:57,594
and they didn't pay their indoor tab.

375
00:16:58,796 --> 00:17:00,796
I feel so alone.

376
00:17:00,797 --> 00:17:03,468
And that bitch stole my hairstyles!

377
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,369
Well, hello.

378
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:08,638
That's what he said to me!

379
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,648
Peter?

380
00:17:18,649 --> 00:17:21,617
- Ida?
- Come, sit.

381
00:17:21,618 --> 00:17:23,353
Well, look at you.

382
00:17:23,354 --> 00:17:25,354
Yeah, look at me.

383
00:17:25,355 --> 00:17:27,757
- What's wrong?
- It's a long story.

384
00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:29,491
Yeah, I've heard.

385
00:17:29,492 --> 00:17:32,094
Peter, everything is gonna be okay.

386
00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:33,496
I promise.

387
00:17:33,497 --> 00:17:34,930
O-Okay.

388
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:37,199
Now, I'm going to tell you a story.

389
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,102
When I first met you, Peter,

390
00:17:39,103 --> 00:17:41,738
I was already at the end
of a long journey

391
00:17:41,739 --> 00:17:43,706
to find the courage to become a woman.

392
00:17:43,707 --> 00:17:46,843
But before that, I lived for 61 years

393
00:17:46,844 --> 00:17:49,778
as a miserable, miserable man.

394
00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:52,582
I grew up in the small town
of Football, Texas,

395
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:55,617
and from the age of eight,
I was mercilessly teased

396
00:17:55,618 --> 00:17:59,255
for being different
and "dressing funny."

397
00:17:59,256 --> 00:18:02,392
Then, at the age of 14,
I had an epiphany.

398
00:18:02,393 --> 00:18:03,992
It was so clear.

399
00:18:03,993 --> 00:18:07,330
I was a girl trapped in a boy's body.

400
00:18:07,331 --> 00:18:10,333
I'm having a hard time focusing
without a drink, but go on.

401
00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:15,270
It took me 47 years from that
day to officially own who I am.

402
00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:17,207
Is there a waiter or...?

403
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:21,210
In those 47 years, I became
an expert at hiding my secret.

404
00:18:21,211 --> 00:18:24,080
I became a war hero and raised a family,

405
00:18:24,081 --> 00:18:27,851
but I was dying inside,
and the deeper I buried it,

406
00:18:27,852 --> 00:18:29,952
the more unhappy I became,

407
00:18:29,953 --> 00:18:32,921
and eventually, I even thought
of ending my own life.

408
00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:35,424
But I couldn't do that to Glenn.

409
00:18:35,425 --> 00:18:37,392
I had no idea.

410
00:18:37,393 --> 00:18:39,394
It's clear you had no idea.

411
00:18:39,395 --> 00:18:41,397
You know nothing about what it means

412
00:18:41,398 --> 00:18:42,599
to feel this struggle.

413
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,534
Yeah, you're right.

414
00:18:44,535 --> 00:18:46,635
I kind of stumbled into all this,

415
00:18:46,636 --> 00:18:49,272
but you've been dealing with it
your whole life.

416
00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:51,039
Yes, I have.

417
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,676
And my story, to one degree or another,

418
00:18:53,677 --> 00:18:56,078
is every transgender person's story,

419
00:18:56,079 --> 00:18:58,747
and all those stories
are the price of admission

420
00:18:58,748 --> 00:19:01,750
to finally feeling at peace
with who you are...

421
00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:03,920
A price you never paid.

422
00:19:03,921 --> 00:19:06,256
Ah, I'm so sorry, Ida.

423
00:19:06,257 --> 00:19:07,757
I feel really awful,

424
00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:11,094
and I'm a really bad person
for what I did.

425
00:19:11,095 --> 00:19:12,981
I deserve what happened to me.

426
00:19:13,963 --> 00:19:15,965
Touching story, other people humans.

427
00:19:15,966 --> 00:19:17,866
Now, could you direct me

428
00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:20,769
to Earth's reserve of other dog butts?

429
00:19:20,770 --> 00:19:22,772
That's right, that's right.

430
00:19:22,773 --> 00:19:25,307
Everybody natural.

431
00:19:25,308 --> 00:19:26,942
Peter, listen to me.

432
00:19:26,943 --> 00:19:28,777
You were a bad person.

433
00:19:28,778 --> 00:19:30,947
But now you've taken a journey.

434
00:19:30,948 --> 00:19:34,116
It just took becoming a woman
to make you a better man.

435
00:19:34,117 --> 00:19:36,119
But I'll never be that better man.

436
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,086
I can't afford the surgery to go back.

437
00:19:38,087 --> 00:19:40,989
I think I might be able
to help you with that, Peter.

438
00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:42,624
- Really?
- Yes.

439
00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:44,628
I've got an idea.

440
00:19:47,224 --> 00:19:49,500
What a day.

441
00:19:53,504 --> 00:19:55,438
Oh, Peter, you started a Kickstarter.

442
00:19:55,439 --> 00:19:57,140
Not exactly.

443
00:19:57,141 --> 00:20:00,142
Oh, that's... that's not a "K."

444
00:20:00,143 --> 00:20:02,010
Look at that. You're up to six inches.

445
00:20:02,011 --> 00:20:03,645
That's two inches past your goal.

446
00:20:03,646 --> 00:20:05,448
It's not important what the goal was.

447
00:20:05,449 --> 00:20:08,985
What's important is
this community cares.

448
00:20:08,986 --> 00:20:10,319
Congratulations, Mr. Griffin.

449
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,154
Your surgery was a success.

450
00:20:12,155 --> 00:20:13,457
You're a man again.

451
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,946
Sully was a hero!

452
00:20:21,398 --> 00:20:23,666
Well, I'm glad
everything's back to normal.

453
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:25,000
I'll say.

454
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:27,703
Dad, you lost a wiener
but came out a winner.

455
00:20:29,006 --> 00:20:31,106
Well, that does it
for our crossover episode.

456
00:20:31,107 --> 00:20:33,343
Thanks for coming,
cast of Bob's Burgers.

457
00:20:33,344 --> 00:20:35,244
We didn't get to do anything.

458
00:20:35,245 --> 00:20:36,478
Show's 22 minutes long.

459
00:20:36,479 --> 00:20:37,880
Not everything makes it to air.

460
00:20:37,881 --> 00:20:39,315
But, hey, you have the floor

461
00:20:39,316 --> 00:20:40,865
if there's something hilarious
you want to say.

462
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,493
I'll just sit here and be quiet.

463
00:20:42,494 --> 00:20:44,853
Give us two Emmys worth of amazing.

464
00:20:44,854 --> 00:20:47,422
Maybe a funny burger name? No?

465
00:20:47,423 --> 00:20:49,359
Girl in the bunny ears?

466
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,827
Boy, I love it when characters
are expressed by props.

467
00:20:51,828 --> 00:20:54,430
I kind of feel like
this is less of a crossover

468
00:20:54,431 --> 00:20:55,832
and more of a roast.

469
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,869
No, a roast is good-natured.

470
00:20:57,870 --> 00:20:59,870
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