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Mindy, Ben, as your couples' therapist,

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I remind you that an open
dialogue is very important.

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And very expensive. $250 an hour.

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This sofa's not even that comfortable.

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I don't know where the money's going.

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I have a very nice house upstate.

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Ben. What's on your mind today?

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Well, my issue is that I still
never see her.

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Last night, I cooked her favorite meal,

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chicken pot pie a la mode,

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but she never came home
so I just threw it in the trash.

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I still ate it!

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And, like, two pages of newspaper

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that it was resting on.

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Mindy, coming home
to a home-cooked meal by Ben

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would be most women's dream come true.

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You're right; I should have
told a screaming woman in labor

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that I had to rush home
for a home-cooked meal.

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All right, I see we're going
nowhere with this.

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Why don't we take a look
at this week's homework.

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Right. Yes, okay.

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"Mindy, what I appreciate about you

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is your work ethic
and you're a good mother."

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Oh, that was beautiful.

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Mindy.

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"Ben, what I appreciate about you

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is your work ethic and that
you're a good father."

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"Mindy, what I'm frustrated about is,

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"when I feel like our
relationship is an afterthought

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to your day."

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"Ben, what I'm frustrated about is,

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nothing."

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Perfect wife, no complaints,

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three-pointer, swish-swish, bish.

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Mindy, you're just looking
at your pedometer.

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It says you've only taken
eight steps today.

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How is that even possible?

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Listen, we've been coming here for weeks

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and we have yet to get a diagnosis.

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My diagnoses take, like,
five seconds, okay?

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Patients in; small talk; stirrups;

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"You have a UTI"; lollipop;

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"No, we don't take Obamacare." Done!

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You are married to
an incredibly intelligent,

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genuine man with...

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soulful eyes.

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And yet you've made
no significant changes

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to your lifestyle to
accommodate your marriage.

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That's not true; I shave
my legs, like, once a month.

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I mean, at least, one of them.

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Mindy, here, the point is,

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how is this relationship gonna last

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when you face a real challenge?

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Uh, when we face a real challenge,

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we'll conquer it with our love.

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Why are you being so quiet right now?

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I don't think he's being quiet.

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He's speaking paragraphs
with those eyes.

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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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Guys, stop everything.

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Do you guys think I'm a bad wife?

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I would kill to be married to you.

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You got all these nooks and crannies
that can keep me warm.

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Ben is so lucky; you pay for everything.

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It's like he's Melania,
and you're the American taxpayer.

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- Oh, Jody!
- Yep.

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Do you think that I'm a bad wife?

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Oh, yeah, you're definitely a bad wife.

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But like Michael Jackson "Bad."

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? Sha-mon, hee-hee ?

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'Cause I'm definitely that.

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No, not Michael Jackson bad.
Just regular bad.

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You know how I hate to be un-PC.

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No, you don't; you won that
category in speech team.

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You're right. Yes, I did.

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For my original oratory entitled,

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"Why do they get to say it?"

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But as I was saying,
I think women these days

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have forgotten the importance
of femininity in relationships.

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I'm sorry, you don't
think Dr. L is feminine?

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She gets her period every other day.

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Yeah, and she's always
ordering bras to the office

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from that company
Little Miss Asymmetrical.

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Yeah, Jody. Take that.

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You asked my opinion, and I gave it.

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But sure, don't trust me;

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trust these three geniuses.

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What do you got? What do you got?

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I'm gonna pull it right out.

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Oh, yeah, it's a big one.

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Oh!

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- Get a pic.
- Hold on. One, two, three.

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- Ew, what?
- Got it.

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Post that on social media.

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Everyone, we have an announcement.

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After ten months of successful dating,

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Anna and I have decided it would be best

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if we romantically decoupled.

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Romantically decoupled?

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What is that?

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It's Hollywood speak for breaking up.

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Like how being dehydrated
means you're on drugs.

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No! How is this possible?

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You two made me believe in love again.

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It's the worst day of my life.

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What about when you broke your neck?

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Oh, not even close!

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That was vacation compared to this.

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- Okay.
- Yes, it is unfortunate,

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but we both agree it is for the best.

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Chaps, we really appreciate
your support,

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but Anna and I will continue to
be good friends.

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Back to work, everybody.

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This is so sad.

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I'm gonna have to get real
dehydrated tonight.

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Come in.

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- Hey.
- Hey, Ben.

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What are you doing here?

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Oh, no. Did you find out

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that I was using your toothbrush?

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I've only been using it on my eyebrows.

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No. I wanted to talk to you

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about a really exciting
job opportunity I got today.

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Oh, is it to be...

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Not to be a nude nurse for elderly men.

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Mindy, I already told you,

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I do not feel comfortable doing that.

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I know, but we are living in
a gig economy, Ben,

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and I think you would make
a lot in tips.

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Okay, well, thank you, but...

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No.

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It's actually to be the head nurse

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in the Penn Memorial Emergency Room.

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In Philadelphia?
That's almost in another state.

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It is definitely in another state.

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Pennsylvania.

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Oh, right, where Dracula lives.

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- Okay, go on.
- Anyway,

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the interview's tomorrow.

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Obviously the distance

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is a real issue,

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so maybe I shouldn't go?

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No, no, no. I mean, it sounds like

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an incredible opportunity.

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I think you should interview
and we'll see what happens.

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- Okay.
- I ordered a 30-inch sub

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for lunch. So you want to stay?

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I could spare an inch or two.

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Actually I gotta work on my application,

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get my interviews khakis ready,

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get those pleats poppin'.

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh! Morgan.

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Don't sneak up on me like that.

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Yeah.

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Lab results.

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So what's going on with you, man?

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What's up? What's the goss?

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What's the scuttlebutt?

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Ben turned me down for lunch,

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which is weird, because he's
never done that before, and...

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Okay, yeah, no, that's boring.

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I mean, like, gossip about,

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I don't know, like, nursing
employment opportunities.

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Have you heard any gossip in that area?

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What? No.

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Morgan, I am too hungry for
gossip right now.

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Okay, can you please pick up my sandwich

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- from the service elevator?
- Got it.

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They said it was too big
for the regular elevator.

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Oh, you got the Clogger. Nice.

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Yeah.

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Oh. Hello.

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I... I didn't mean to interrupt.

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But, Jeremy, I found the Limoges box

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that we both fell in love with
while antiquing upstate,

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and I thought we should have
joint custody.

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No, you keep it.

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Your jewelry needs organizing
more than mine.

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While we're at it, would you
like back the bust

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of Queen Victoria that you
gave me for my birthday?

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No, that's okay.

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I know you like to
rub her wattle for good luck.

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- Ah.
- Sorry to bother.

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Well, I must say, you handled that well.

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- I am proud of you.
- It is but a brave front.

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At home I cried so hard that my
Alexa called a suicide hotline.

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Don't be a fool, Jeremy;

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women are simple insane creatures.

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They'll assume anyone you date next

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has to be prettier than Anna.

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You just leveled up, son.

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Leveled up, have I? Really?

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Huh, I'm a level two now, I suppose.

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Sure. Aim high.

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Hey, Morgan,
what do you think of the name

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Dominique for a baby?

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This site says it's a good name

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if you want your child to become
a top-level gymnast

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or...

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oh, a French sex offender. Never mind.

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Hey, did you hear about
this cool nursing job

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at Penn Memorial?

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They called Ben Miller

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for an interview, and no one called me.

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Why do you care about a job
in Philadelphia?

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Why Ben? I mean...

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What does he have that I don't?

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No prison record. A working neck...

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I don't mean to list things.

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Look, look, people think
I have no ambition

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just because I have 40 dogs
and I share a bunk bed

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with my lesbian roommate,

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but I got big dreams.

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I'm interviewing for that job.

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And guess what.

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I'm gonna get it.

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Hey.

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I need to talk to you.

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What did you mean earlier

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when you said that I was a bad wife?

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Well, let's do a little
thought experiment.

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- Shall we?
- Yeah.

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Please.

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Let's say Ben wants to have
Mexican food for dinner.

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You want to have Japanese.
What do you do?

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Well, we probably both had
really hard days,

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so why don't we eat dinner on our own

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and then meet up later at home
to watch "90 Day Fiancé."

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Is that a television show
you both enjoy?

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- No. Just me.
- All right.

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Let's try another one.

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Ben's mother is coming to visit
for two weeks.

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He wants her to stay in your apartment.

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- What do you say?
- Oh, this one's easy.

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We put her up at the Hyatt,
we see her a couple times,

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take her to "Lion King,"
then bye, Carol.

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Am I winning? What did I win?

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You've won nothing.

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You've answered these questions
very badly.

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Oh. I get it, Jody.

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I'm a bad wife, because I'm not
some meek Southern

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- cake-baking curtsy machine.
- No.

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No. No, Mindy. All I'm saying is that

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in each instance, you prioritize

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your own comfort and independence

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over your relationship.

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Oh, my God. Jody, I think you're right.

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Maybe I have been a little selfish.

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That's the best quiz I've taken

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since "Which Hogwarts House Are You In?"

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- Thank you.
- I was a Dursley.

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Thanks.

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I wish I could have dinner with you,

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but that night I've got a date
to Cirque du Soleil's

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new show "Perversia."

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How about next week?
I'm dying to cook you my bisque.

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I'm booked solid.

258
00:08:57,823 --> 00:08:59,994
My organizer is practically bursting.

259
00:09:01,873 --> 00:09:02,916
Someone's bounced back pretty quickly

260
00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,418
from his breakup.

261
00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:05,963
You know that I'm his ex, right?

262
00:09:05,964 --> 00:09:07,216
No, I didn't. If I'd known,

263
00:09:07,217 --> 00:09:08,218
I would have never said that.

264
00:09:08,219 --> 00:09:11,265
I hate drama.

265
00:09:11,266 --> 00:09:13,688
So if they start dating,
will you go insane?

266
00:09:15,274 --> 00:09:17,778
Hey, Dr. L, what do you think
of the name Gabrielle?

267
00:09:17,779 --> 00:09:20,325
Ooh, Tamra, I really like it.

268
00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:23,039
Yeah, I knew it was lame.
Delete, delete, delete.

269
00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,043
- Okay.
- Hello, women colleagues.

270
00:09:25,044 --> 00:09:27,131
Tomorrow night I would like to
invite the female coworkers

271
00:09:27,132 --> 00:09:29,677
of our practice to join me
for alcohol drinking

272
00:09:29,678 --> 00:09:31,180
and camaraderie in a bar.

273
00:09:31,181 --> 00:09:33,768
- You mean a girls' night?
- Mm-hmm.

274
00:09:33,769 --> 00:09:35,439
But that's, like, for fun
groups of best friends.

275
00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,192
Like, a slut, a prude, a boss,

276
00:09:37,193 --> 00:09:38,737
and a mom who just needed a break.

277
00:09:38,738 --> 00:09:39,948
Hey, I'm, like, three of those things.

278
00:09:39,949 --> 00:09:41,159
Whatever. I'm paying.

279
00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,787
- I'm in.
- I'm in too.

280
00:09:42,788 --> 00:09:43,831
My old ball and chain's in Philadelphia

281
00:09:43,832 --> 00:09:44,833
on a job interview.

282
00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,377
Oh, my God.

283
00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,757
We all know about
the amazing job in Philly

284
00:09:48,758 --> 00:09:50,510
and now everybody want to move to Philly

285
00:09:50,511 --> 00:09:52,139
'cause it's so bomb.

286
00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:55,020
Fine. I'll come to your girls' night.

287
00:09:55,021 --> 00:09:56,941
Maybe I'll even wear a bra.

288
00:10:04,039 --> 00:10:06,584
Thank you for calling
Penn Memorial Hospital.

289
00:10:06,585 --> 00:10:08,798
Your call is very important to us.

290
00:10:08,799 --> 00:10:10,300
But so are a lot other things.

291
00:10:10,301 --> 00:10:13,306
Your estimated wait time is...

292
00:10:13,307 --> 00:10:14,893
two...

293
00:10:14,894 --> 00:10:15,895
days.

294
00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:17,147
Days? What?

295
00:10:17,148 --> 00:10:20,612
Customer service.

296
00:10:42,115 --> 00:10:44,493
My name is Morgan Tookers,

297
00:10:44,494 --> 00:10:46,999
and I am here to interview
for the job opportunity.

298
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,710
No interview necessary.
Mop's in the corner.

299
00:10:48,711 --> 00:10:50,755
Poop's in the hallway.

300
00:10:50,756 --> 00:10:52,301
Poop? No. I'm sorry.

301
00:10:52,302 --> 00:10:53,888
I'm not a janitor.

302
00:10:53,889 --> 00:10:55,640
Look at this suit.

303
00:10:55,641 --> 00:10:57,603
Why are you here? We are very busy.

304
00:10:57,604 --> 00:10:59,398
There was an Eagles game tonight.

305
00:10:59,399 --> 00:11:01,904
We've had 25 gunshot wounds,
and the Eagles won.

306
00:11:01,905 --> 00:11:03,949
- Uh-uh.
- That's great.

307
00:11:03,950 --> 00:11:05,828
'Cause this is exactly the kind
of high stakes urban environment

308
00:11:05,829 --> 00:11:07,247
in which I will thrive.

309
00:11:07,248 --> 00:11:08,959
In fact, I'm telling you right now,

310
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,545
you're not gonna find someone
more qualified

311
00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:12,341
to be the head nurse at this ER.

312
00:11:12,342 --> 00:11:14,888
What? That's my job,
and I ain't leaving.

313
00:11:14,889 --> 00:11:17,559
My... my friend Ben said he was
applying for this job.

314
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,104
Well, I don't know anything about that.

315
00:11:19,105 --> 00:11:20,190
Sounds like your friend is full of crap,

316
00:11:20,191 --> 00:11:21,776
just like our hallway.

317
00:11:21,777 --> 00:11:23,529
Do you want the janitor's job or not?

318
00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:25,408
Yes, I want the janitor's job, okay?

319
00:11:25,409 --> 00:11:28,164
You seem amazing, and
Philadelphia is super exotic.

320
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:30,627
- Why would Ben lie to Dr. Lahiri?
- Honey, I don't know

321
00:11:30,628 --> 00:11:32,339
your friends.
I'm gonna need you to leave.

322
00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,842
Well, I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this.

323
00:11:33,843 --> 00:11:35,428
Please keep that
for your records, please.

324
00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:36,431
- Okay. Mm-hmm.
- Took me four hours.

325
00:11:40,514 --> 00:11:43,544
Leo, I knew it's a little hard
for you to answer,

326
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,114
because I am your mommy,

327
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:46,785
but how do I look?

328
00:11:46,786 --> 00:11:48,538
- Skinny, Mommy.
- Thank you.

329
00:11:48,539 --> 00:11:51,085
And for giving me your totally
honest opinion,

330
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,006
you may have a graham cracker.

331
00:11:56,179 --> 00:11:57,849
Ben?

332
00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,685
Hey. How'd the interview go?

333
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,605
Did you arch your back
like I showed you?

334
00:12:01,606 --> 00:12:04,028
I don't think that works
as well for guys.

335
00:12:04,029 --> 00:12:06,115
Look, I've been thinking about it,

336
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,659
and if you really want that job,

337
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,413
I totally support you.

338
00:12:09,414 --> 00:12:11,000
You can live in Philadelphia,

339
00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:12,879
we can take turns visiting each other.

340
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,173
I actually get hotter the further away

341
00:12:14,174 --> 00:12:15,843
I get from New York City.

342
00:12:15,844 --> 00:12:17,429
And you'd be okay with that arrangement?

343
00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:19,183
I would be more than okay.

344
00:12:19,184 --> 00:12:22,064
Good to know.
I'll see you when I get home.

345
00:12:22,065 --> 00:12:23,399
Oh, I'm going out with
the girls tonight after work,

346
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,903
so I will see you after.

347
00:12:24,904 --> 00:12:26,447
When I get home, I'm gonna be so drunk

348
00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:28,117
my Boston accent will probably come out.

349
00:12:28,118 --> 00:12:30,413
It'll be wicked hot. Go Sox!

350
00:12:30,414 --> 00:12:31,958
Mommy, you're so pretty.

351
00:12:38,263 --> 00:12:40,308
Anna, your dating history is whack.

352
00:12:40,309 --> 00:12:42,062
I can't believe you've only
been with three guys.

353
00:12:42,063 --> 00:12:43,314
I have three dates lined up tonight

354
00:12:43,315 --> 00:12:45,026
in case this gets too boring.

355
00:12:45,027 --> 00:12:47,656
I've killed more people
than you've dated.

356
00:12:47,657 --> 00:12:49,284
So you have lined up any dates at all?

357
00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:50,578
I was messaging with a guy online

358
00:12:50,579 --> 00:12:52,374
who I had lot in common with,

359
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:55,088
but he turned out to just be
a sentient computer.

360
00:12:55,089 --> 00:12:56,715
Yeah, that lines up.

361
00:12:56,716 --> 00:12:58,719
But when I finally do date a human man,

362
00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,308
won't it be weird in the office
for Jeremy?

363
00:13:01,309 --> 00:13:03,020
No! Tamra and I have both

364
00:13:03,021 --> 00:13:05,191
broken up with guys at work,
and it is fine.

365
00:13:05,192 --> 00:13:08,239
Don't forget about me and Dr. Shulman.

366
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,826
Anyway, she and Morgan are
really close right now.

367
00:13:09,827 --> 00:13:11,579
We're not that close.

368
00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:13,249
I mean, sure, we have lunch
together every day

369
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,961
and I talk to him before
I do something big,

370
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:17,215
but outside of work, we only
hang out, like,

371
00:13:17,216 --> 00:13:19,428
four, five times a week.

372
00:13:19,429 --> 00:13:23,102
Hey, sister, Denial ain't just
a member of One Direction.

373
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,939
Excuse me, ladies.

374
00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:27,360
That gentlemen over there just
sent these your way.

375
00:13:27,361 --> 00:13:28,446
Oh, he fine.

376
00:13:28,447 --> 00:13:29,531
Oh, actually, stop.

377
00:13:29,532 --> 00:13:31,118
These are all for her.

378
00:13:31,119 --> 00:13:32,746
The gentleman didn't know
what you liked,

379
00:13:32,747 --> 00:13:34,625
so he sent you over a whole assortment.

380
00:13:34,626 --> 00:13:36,922
And it's up to you if you want
to share with your...

381
00:13:36,923 --> 00:13:38,967
I want to say bus driver friends?

382
00:13:38,968 --> 00:13:40,345
- Oh.
- Okay.

383
00:13:40,346 --> 00:13:42,182
Oh, my God, Anna. You hit pay dirt.

384
00:13:42,183 --> 00:13:44,394
That guy is hot,
and he's definitely rich

385
00:13:44,395 --> 00:13:46,690
because he could afford to send
over four drinks.

386
00:13:46,691 --> 00:13:48,820
Um, next steps.

387
00:13:48,821 --> 00:13:50,281
Call him over. Okay, I'll do it.

388
00:13:50,282 --> 00:13:52,119
Hey, blondie.

389
00:13:53,622 --> 00:13:55,918
So even though I have my
grandfather's trust fund,

390
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,922
I feel lucky not to have to touch it

391
00:13:57,923 --> 00:13:59,758
because of the money I got from
winning "The Amazing Race"

392
00:13:59,759 --> 00:14:01,220
with my gay brother.

393
00:14:01,221 --> 00:14:02,514
Oh, my God, I remember that season.

394
00:14:02,515 --> 00:14:04,768
He came out to you on the show.

395
00:14:04,769 --> 00:14:06,940
It was the most surprising hot
air balloon ride of my life.

396
00:14:06,941 --> 00:14:09,277
Anna, you two have so much in common.

397
00:14:09,278 --> 00:14:11,031
Financially, racially.

398
00:14:11,032 --> 00:14:14,037
You don't see a lot of adult blond men.

399
00:14:14,038 --> 00:14:15,623
- They tend to darken.
- Mm.

400
00:14:15,624 --> 00:14:17,293
I don't know much about reality TV.

401
00:14:17,294 --> 00:14:19,339
I prefer live theater.

402
00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:23,014
My ex, Jeremy, actually has
written several one-man shows...

403
00:14:23,015 --> 00:14:24,099
Ow!

404
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,309
I love the theater too.

405
00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:26,938
Maybe I could take you sometime.

406
00:14:26,939 --> 00:14:28,232
There's a new jukebox musical coming out

407
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,443
based on the songs of Slipknot.

408
00:14:29,444 --> 00:14:31,071
It's called "Barf Machine."

409
00:14:31,072 --> 00:14:33,659
Devin, thank you so much for the drink.

410
00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:36,123
It was as intoxicating as
the conversation.

411
00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:38,252
Mildly. But I just got out of

412
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,339
a relationship, so I'm not really ready.

413
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,052
I understand.

414
00:14:42,053 --> 00:14:44,681
But if you change your mind,
here's my card.

415
00:14:44,682 --> 00:14:45,976
I'd like to get to know you.

416
00:14:45,977 --> 00:14:46,978
Oh!

417
00:14:46,979 --> 00:14:48,189
Oh, my God!

418
00:14:50,904 --> 00:14:52,907
I apologize. I... okay.

419
00:14:52,908 --> 00:14:54,786
- Wow!
- Anna.

420
00:14:54,787 --> 00:14:58,250
I have never in my life been
banned from a bar

421
00:14:58,251 --> 00:15:00,004
because of someone else's bad behavior.

422
00:15:00,005 --> 00:15:01,715
What the hell, Anna?

423
00:15:01,716 --> 00:15:05,306
I'm sorry. I told you I was
awkward with men.

424
00:15:05,307 --> 00:15:07,185
Awkward would be Zooey Deschanel

425
00:15:07,186 --> 00:15:09,439
playing a jazz standard on the ukulele.

426
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,859
You crushed a man's windpipe.

427
00:15:10,860 --> 00:15:12,487
I'm sorry. I just...

428
00:15:12,488 --> 00:15:13,990
miss Jeremy,

429
00:15:13,991 --> 00:15:15,535
and whenever anybody else touches me,

430
00:15:15,536 --> 00:15:17,163
I have a bit of a violent reaction.

431
00:15:17,164 --> 00:15:19,126
It was a little dramatic.

432
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,628
- Boop.
- Oh!

433
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,423
- Oh, my God.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

434
00:15:22,424 --> 00:15:24,594
Okay. She's not being dramatic.

435
00:15:24,595 --> 00:15:26,348
- It's real.
- Sorry.

436
00:15:26,349 --> 00:15:28,769
That's the tenth time
you've brought up Jeremy.

437
00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:30,731
Whoever he is, you must really love him.

438
00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:33,696
Oh, God. Maybe I do love him.

439
00:15:33,697 --> 00:15:35,533
Maybe I don't need to date other people.

440
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:37,287
I just want Jeremy.

441
00:15:37,288 --> 00:15:38,874
He was the one.

442
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,919
He was in front of me the whole time.

443
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,714
And I just took him for granted.

444
00:15:42,715 --> 00:15:45,052
Okay, okay, you've been single
for, like, two days.

445
00:15:45,053 --> 00:15:46,555
Why don't you wait a little longer?

446
00:15:46,556 --> 00:15:48,601
The NYU freshmen show up next week.

447
00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:51,231
- Aren't you married?
- Yeah, but that's not like fun.

448
00:15:51,232 --> 00:15:53,194
That's not like hanging out with
girlfriends and going to bars.

449
00:15:53,195 --> 00:15:54,822
That's very disturbing,

450
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,575
and you should examine
your relationship.

451
00:15:56,576 --> 00:15:58,662
Mm-hmm.

452
00:15:58,663 --> 00:16:00,249
Excuse me. I have to leave.

453
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,752
Oh, man. Anna's hotness

454
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,297
was gonna get us into the club.

455
00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:05,051
Well, at least we have you, Tamra.

456
00:16:05,052 --> 00:16:08,057
You know what, I should
actually head home too.

457
00:16:08,058 --> 00:16:09,977
I got to get up really early tomorrow.

458
00:16:09,978 --> 00:16:12,649
I'm, uh, I'm cohosting "The Today Show,"

459
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:15,864
so I got to go over my questions
for Rex Tillerson.

460
00:16:15,865 --> 00:16:18,870
Wait, Tam! No.

461
00:16:18,871 --> 00:16:21,416
All right, Bev. It's just you and me.

462
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,712
Want to use your senior discount
at the diner?

463
00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:25,549
Sure don't. Bye!

464
00:16:32,022 --> 00:16:34,609
Hey, Graciela, my favorite nanny.

465
00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:36,280
Quick Spanish question:

466
00:16:36,281 --> 00:16:40,079
the other day Leo called me "estupido."

467
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,540
What does that mean anyway?

468
00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,419
Does it mean, like, fashionable?

469
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,631
- Hello.
- God.

470
00:16:45,632 --> 00:16:47,845
Leo's asleep. I sent Graciela home.

471
00:16:47,846 --> 00:16:49,180
And I broke your toilet.

472
00:16:49,181 --> 00:16:52,228
Morgan. What are you doing here?

473
00:16:52,229 --> 00:16:54,984
I have to tell you something.

474
00:16:54,985 --> 00:16:58,741
I went to Philadelphia to try to
steal the nurse's job from Ben.

475
00:16:58,742 --> 00:17:00,161
- But I didn't get it.
- Yeah, of course not,

476
00:17:00,162 --> 00:17:01,873
because Ben locked that down.

477
00:17:01,874 --> 00:17:03,500
Did you see how much gel he had
in his hair?

478
00:17:03,501 --> 00:17:04,502
He looked like a Russian hitman.

479
00:17:04,503 --> 00:17:05,588
I didn't get it

480
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,924
and neither did Ben.

481
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,302
'Cause there was no job.

482
00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:09,637
Ben lied to you.

483
00:17:09,638 --> 00:17:11,433
If you makes you feel better,

484
00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:14,606
I did not lie to you
about breaking your toilet.

485
00:17:14,607 --> 00:17:17,404
There was no toilet paper
so I used a wash cloth.

486
00:17:20,964 --> 00:17:24,370
But if there's no job,
why did he go to Philadelphia?

487
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,048
Oh, no. Do you think he has
another wife there?

488
00:17:27,049 --> 00:17:28,550
I hate to say it, but yeah, I do.

489
00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:29,845
Oh, my God.

490
00:17:29,846 --> 00:17:31,264
Morgan, go. Hide, hide.

491
00:17:35,399 --> 00:17:37,235
Oh, hello, Ben.

492
00:17:37,236 --> 00:17:39,280
How was Philadelphia?

493
00:17:39,281 --> 00:17:41,243
I would ask if you had a chance
to run up the Rambo stairs,

494
00:17:41,244 --> 00:17:42,871
but I'm sure you were too busy
interviewing

495
00:17:42,872 --> 00:17:44,332
for your cool new job.

496
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,169
Mindy, I didn't go to Philadelphia.

497
00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:48,340
There was no nursing job.

498
00:17:48,341 --> 00:17:49,592
I lied.

499
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,939
Morgan.

500
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:57,901
Game over, dude. You're done.

501
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,320
You didn't go to Philadelphia.

502
00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:01,408
There was no nurse's job.

503
00:18:01,409 --> 00:18:03,162
You lied.

504
00:18:03,163 --> 00:18:04,915
Morgan, Ben just confessed.

505
00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:06,710
- Just now?
- Yeah.

506
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,672
I couldn't hear in the curtain.

507
00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:09,716
Okay, well, you know what, Morgan,

508
00:18:09,717 --> 00:18:11,219
I think you should go.

509
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,680
Ben and I need to talk in private.

510
00:18:12,681 --> 00:18:14,476
All right. I'll be in your bedroom.

511
00:18:14,477 --> 00:18:16,688
Or maybe you could just go to
your own home.

512
00:18:16,689 --> 00:18:17,984
I'll be in your bed.

513
00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:24,790
Coming!

514
00:18:26,794 --> 00:18:28,045
Oof.

515
00:18:28,046 --> 00:18:30,382
Anna. Uh...

516
00:18:30,383 --> 00:18:32,428
What are you doing here? Are you okay?

517
00:18:32,429 --> 00:18:34,307
I'm not okay,

518
00:18:34,308 --> 00:18:36,686
and not because a Postmate ran
over me with his bicycle.

519
00:18:36,687 --> 00:18:39,692
Jeremy, I think I might have
made a horrible mistake.

520
00:18:39,693 --> 00:18:41,571
Jeremy? Is our dinner here?

521
00:18:41,572 --> 00:18:45,746
Because we burnt a lot of
calories with our sex making.

522
00:18:45,747 --> 00:18:47,542
Why you have tire tracks over you?

523
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,754
Just give us a second, Slutvana.

524
00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:51,716
Okay. I'm just gonna go cool

525
00:18:51,717 --> 00:18:53,720
my naked body with some freezer air.

526
00:18:56,854 --> 00:18:58,355
Mm.

527
00:18:58,356 --> 00:18:59,984
I'm sorry you had to see that.

528
00:18:59,985 --> 00:19:02,280
No big deal. I liked meeting her.

529
00:19:02,281 --> 00:19:03,699
She seemed smart and fun.

530
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,369
Before you interrupted,

531
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:07,623
you were saying something about
a mistake.

532
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:10,296
Yes, I...

533
00:19:10,297 --> 00:19:11,966
was mistaken when I said I did not want

534
00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:13,635
the Queen Victoria bust.

535
00:19:13,636 --> 00:19:15,264
She has a great deal
of sentimental value,

536
00:19:15,265 --> 00:19:17,059
and I would like her back.

537
00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:19,063
Okay. Now?

538
00:19:19,064 --> 00:19:20,609
- Yes.
- Okay.

539
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:25,117
Ooh. Are you sure, Anna?

540
00:19:25,118 --> 00:19:26,787
She's quite heavy.

541
00:19:26,788 --> 00:19:29,292
Oh, I am stronger than you'll ever know.

542
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,544
Son of a bitch!

543
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:31,755
Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

544
00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:33,300
- Got it.
- I'm fine.

545
00:19:33,301 --> 00:19:35,763
That's dense. That's denser than I...

546
00:19:35,764 --> 00:19:38,185
Thought. That's... I'm okay.

547
00:19:38,186 --> 00:19:39,981
- Good evening.
- Good-bye, ladies.

548
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:43,612
Why would you make up a fake job

549
00:19:43,613 --> 00:19:44,907
in some made-up state?

550
00:19:44,908 --> 00:19:46,534
Pennsylvania is a real state,

551
00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:48,873
and I made it up to see how you'd react.

552
00:19:48,874 --> 00:19:51,169
Dr. Witsel asked us how we would
deal with a real challenge

553
00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:53,256
in our relationship, so I gave us

554
00:19:53,257 --> 00:19:54,802
a real challenge.

555
00:19:54,803 --> 00:19:57,056
- And?
- And we failed.

556
00:19:57,057 --> 00:19:58,475
How is this a failure?

557
00:19:58,476 --> 00:19:59,853
I have been so supportive of you.

558
00:19:59,854 --> 00:20:01,731
It's a failure...

559
00:20:01,732 --> 00:20:03,360
because you don't want to be with me.

560
00:20:03,361 --> 00:20:04,989
What? Why else would I have married you

561
00:20:04,990 --> 00:20:06,366
if I don't want to be with you?

562
00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:09,497
Honestly?

563
00:20:09,498 --> 00:20:12,003
I think you married me because
you love the idea of marriage.

564
00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:13,338
You think I'm a good guy

565
00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:14,465
who's good to your son

566
00:20:14,466 --> 00:20:15,634
and you love my daughter,

567
00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:18,140
and you thought...

568
00:20:18,141 --> 00:20:19,935
maybe one day you would grow to love me.

569
00:20:19,936 --> 00:20:21,521
What was I supposed to do?

570
00:20:21,522 --> 00:20:22,732
Tell you not to go for your dream job?

571
00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:24,360
That's what Danny did to me,

572
00:20:24,361 --> 00:20:25,654
and that's what ruined our relationship.

573
00:20:25,655 --> 00:20:27,742
Mindy, that is not our issue.

574
00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:30,289
Did you really have no problem
living in separate cities

575
00:20:30,290 --> 00:20:32,252
for the foreseeable future?

576
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,762
Well, this next part shouldn't
be too hard for you.

577
00:20:37,763 --> 00:20:39,474
What are you saying?

578
00:20:39,475 --> 00:20:44,525
Mindy, you don't want to be
married to me.

579
00:20:44,526 --> 00:20:46,571
I think we should get a divorce.

580
00:20:46,572 --> 00:20:47,991
Okay.

581
00:20:47,992 --> 00:20:51,206
Wow. That was...

582
00:20:51,207 --> 00:20:53,210
really fast.

583
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,922
Ben, I am sorry.

584
00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:57,218
I don't know why this isn't working,

585
00:20:57,219 --> 00:21:00,809
and I wish I could feel the way
that I am supposed to feel,

586
00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:03,730
but I just don't.

587
00:21:03,731 --> 00:21:05,400
Good-bye.

588
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,123
I'm so sorry.

589
00:21:12,124 --> 00:21:16,464
Thanks, Morgan.

590
00:21:16,465 --> 00:21:18,093
You hear all that?

591
00:21:18,599 --> 00:21:21,558
What? No, I broke your shower.
I'm so sorry.

592
00:21:28,782 --> 00:21:30,576
Tamra, what are you doing here?

593
00:21:30,577 --> 00:21:32,705
Are you dating my neighbor, Mr. Slavos?

594
00:21:32,706 --> 00:21:35,460
That makes sense.
He's amazing at checkers.

595
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,590
No, I was just in the neighborhood,

596
00:21:37,591 --> 00:21:39,343
so I figured I'd drop in.

597
00:21:39,344 --> 00:21:40,596
How was Philadelphia?

598
00:21:40,597 --> 00:21:42,141
Philadelphia was the worst.

599
00:21:42,142 --> 00:21:43,936
Someone stole my magazine on the bus,

600
00:21:43,937 --> 00:21:45,647
and I made the crack
in the Liberty Bell bigger.

601
00:21:45,648 --> 00:21:47,151
And Ben was lying about the job
the entire time,

602
00:21:47,152 --> 00:21:48,653
and then an Eagles fan stabbed me,

603
00:21:48,654 --> 00:21:49,907
and then I witness the destruction

604
00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:51,743
of my best friend's marriage.

605
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,290
So this means you're not
moving to Philadelphia?

606
00:21:54,291 --> 00:21:57,171
No, I can't. I can't move the dogs

607
00:21:57,172 --> 00:21:59,802
in the middle of the school year.

608
00:22:05,730 --> 00:22:07,817
- Ow!
- Down, down, down!

609
00:22:12,912 --> 00:22:16,209
Pamela, can you book
a pedicure for me this weekend?

610
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:18,630
And I don't want the man.

611
00:22:20,218 --> 00:22:21,594
You don't need to come in here.

612
00:22:21,595 --> 00:22:23,431
I just... I don't want Doug.

613
00:22:23,432 --> 00:22:25,018
Hey, Cliff.

614
00:22:25,019 --> 00:22:27,148
Guess who needs a divorce attorney.

615
00:22:28,276 --> 00:22:29,821
Oh, dear God.

616
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,492
Go to bed.

617
00:22:33,289 --> 00:22:38,289
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