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The largest ice sheet
in the Northern Hemisphere

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is simply melting away.

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The five-alarm forest fire rages on.

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A Florida man on bath salts

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has eaten a woman's face.

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Ay-yi-yi.

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And Buzz Dougan has shocked the world!

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I got to give thanks
to my crew and to my sponsors,

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but mostly, I want
to give thanks to the Lord

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for the victory. And I just got
to say praise God.

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...praise God...

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...praise God...

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...praise God...

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...praise...

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God?

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Oh. Uh, hey, Rosie!

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I was just, uh, working on fixing, uh,

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the problems down... down on Earth.

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It's time for your 1:00 meeting.

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Oh, fantasy-football draft?

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You were going to reveal
your plan to end all pain.

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Oh. That was today? I...

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Uh, yeah, I've been working
on that all quarter.

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You know, just crunching numbers and...

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Okay, you heard him! He's very busy.

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He doesn't have time for this.

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Come on! Chop-chop!

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People talk every day about
how the world is screwed up,

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but... man, I say we're blessed.

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Great things happen every day.

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Great things!

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Whoo!

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And that, of course, was
Buzz Dougan's final interview

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before his horrific explosion at Daytona.

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He is dead.

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- Come on!
- Next up, the polar ice caps

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are melting at a historic rate.

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Scientists really cannot believe

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what is happening to our Mother Earth.

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Hoochie mama.

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Attention Heaven Inc...

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Morning shift starts now.

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More budget cuts.

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And in this next constellation,

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as you can see,

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if you connect all of the dots,
you get...

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a bear!

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What?

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He's the VP's nephew.

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Oh.

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A really big bear!

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_

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_

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Okay, Eliza Hunter.

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So, you've applied for a transfer.

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What is wrong with the...

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- Department of Dirt?
- Oh, nothing.

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It has been a really rewarding experience

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making millions of tiny
dirt clumps and wetting them,

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drying them, watching them blow away,

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but I think I might be ready

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for a little more responsibility.

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Why is that? The Department of Dirt

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is one of the most stable jobs
we've got here.

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Mark worked in the Department
of Dirt for 80,000 years.

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Got his pension, has a
very nice condo, and he's happy.

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I know. I'm really happy for Mark.

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I just...

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I just feel like there's a lot
of big problems down on Earth,

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and I want to do more to help.

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Eliza, I know you're new here,

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but there's something
you've got to understand.

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It's way too late to fix Earth.

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It's not 30,000 B.C. anymore.

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It's not 20 jacked naked people
and a bunch of rockin' dinosaurs

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gettin' nasty in
some sick-ass cave somewhere.

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I don't... I don't think
that's how that was.

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My point is, you can't fix Earth.

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Not if you don't give me a shot.

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Okay. Fine.

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I will transfer you to the
Department of Answered Prayers.

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Wait, there's a department
that answers prayers?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.

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I can't wait to see it.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Dividing all that... Hello?

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- Aah!
- Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!

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- Hey, it's cool. I'm cool.
- Oh.

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They just transferred me from Dirt.

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I'm Eliza.

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Oh.

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Oh, wow. Oh, well, welcome!

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Sorry. I'm Craig. I'm
so sorry for screaming at you.

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I've been alone for years.
And I wasn't expecting anyone.

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It's all good.

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It is a little dark in here, huh?

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I-I-I don't know.

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Lights are on.

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All right, so, which prayer
do we answer first?

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Saving a life, curing a disease...?

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You have arrived at a great moment.

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This one is set to be a nail-biter.

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All right.

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Please let me find my car keys.

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Keys.

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Okay, yeah, guess we gotta get

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this little one out of the way.

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- Let's zap her the keys.
- Oh, no.

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We can't break the laws of physics.

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No zapping. No flying.

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Nothing they're gonna notice.

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So how do we answer prayers?

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Discreet, natural phenomena.

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Ha ha ha.

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Sneaky, sneaky.

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Teasing me from beneath the snow.

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Ah, but you can't hide from Papa.

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No, Papa sees you.

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And Papa is coming for you.

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One snowflake melted.

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Two snowflakes melted.

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I'm sorry. How much longer
is this gonna...

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900,317 snowflakes melted.

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- My keys!
- Prayer complete.

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Okay, okay. So, now we move
onto something bigger...?

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Well, no, no, no. We're not done yet.

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Here's something fun.

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And you can put it on the wall.

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Uh, let's see. We've got lost keys...

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lost keys... lost keys.

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A lot of lost keys this month.

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- Ah! I found a good one.
- What?

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Let's see.

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_

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Okay, let's get started. Um...

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Oh, uh, I'll handle this.

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Wha...

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Whoa! You're just gonna let

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those wolves go to town on that guy?

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I find it's best
to stick with the small ones.

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But don't worry. "Impossibles"
go all the way to the top.

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And so, if anyone
can handle them, he can.

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Oh, okay.

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Ahh! Jordan!

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Damn it!

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God, I know it's been
a rough few thousand years,

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but I think you're being
too hard on yourself.

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You know, you've still got
a lot of fans down there.

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Not like before.

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Do you know how long it's been since
someone sacrificed a ram to me?

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I thought that grossed you out.

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You know, it did. But at the same time,

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there was something nice about it.

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I mean, it made me feel like, you know,

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- hey, I'm doing all right.
- Mm.

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Now sometimes I just
feel like packing it all in

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and moving on to the next thing.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Let's, uh... Let's not do
anything drastic, you know?

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Let's give it a beat.

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Things will improve.

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They better.

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Impossible.

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Impossible.

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Oh! Incoming!

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2 million prayers received.

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This department seems
wildly understaffed!

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It was designed to accommodate
a much smaller Earth population.

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No one ever imagined the planet
was gonna get this crowded.

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There's no way we can answer
all of those.

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I generally try and shoot
for three, four a day.

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Although, now that
I've got you, a teammate,

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there's no telling what we can do.

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I'm thinking five... six...

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Maybe as many as six!

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Hyah! Hyah!

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Oh! _

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Uhh!

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Uhh! Uhh!

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Uhh! Hyah! Ha!

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Oh!

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Rain sequence initiated.

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Yes!

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Prayer complete.

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No!

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What happened? What did you do?

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Is that a good alarm?

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Wails of grief intermingle with
the shrieking of the death winds

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as the typhoon rages on,
taking the lives,

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and dignity, of thousands.

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There's gotta be something we can do.

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- I mean, you can press F7.
- Does that stop typhoons?

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No, it turns the sound off.

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- ...this is horrible...
- Mute.

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- Oh.
- Overflow. Overflow.

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Don't beat yourself up.
Hey, it's your first day.

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We all make mistakes.
Oh, here's something fun...

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Related prayers
all come out together bundled.

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It's a way to speed... What do they say?!

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Oh, well, yeah, you know...

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"Please save me," "Please save me,"

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"Save me," "Please save me."

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"Please kill me."

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That's pretty chilling.

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Come on, we gotta get these up there!

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- Oh, n... Don't. Okay.
- Prayer jam.

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Maybe if I can unclog the tube...

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Ooh. Missing glove!

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Uh, where are you going?

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To fix this.

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Tragedy. Tragedy.

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Tragedy. Tragedy.

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Tragedy. Tragedy.

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Oh, Lazy Susan, love of my life.

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If only everything worked as good as you.

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I'm sorry, sir. I told her you were busy.

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It's all good.

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Hey.

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God.

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Hi. Hi.

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Eliza. What's up?

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Okay, there is a crazy typhoon happening,

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and it's killing lots of people.

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Can you help?

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I don't want to sound cynical,
but what's the point?

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Uh, the point is, you're God.

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You made Earth, okay? It is yours.

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And right now, it is in big, big trouble.

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It is a mess! People are dying!

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And you... you are
the only one that can fix it.

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Please, you have got to do something.

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You know what?

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You're right.

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I've been here 10,000 years.

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He's never addressed
the whole company before.

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Hi.

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Sorry, guys. Sorry.

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Is that God?

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Um...

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- Can they hear me?
- Yeah. Just lean in.

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Yeah. Um...

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so, I've decided to blow up Earth.

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And, uh...

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I guess that's it.

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All right.

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00:11:04,605 --> 00:11:07,932
So, uh, just to be totally clear...

250
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:12,315
you want to destroy the entire
world and kill everyone?

251
00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:14,069
Yeah. But that's not why
I brought you in here.

252
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We have something bigger to discuss...

253
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my next thing.

254
00:11:18,027 --> 00:11:21,062
I bet you a hundo
you can't guess what it is.

255
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Is it a new planet?

256
00:11:26,703 --> 00:11:27,802
You owe me a hundo!

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This here is a restaurant.

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00:11:29,973 --> 00:11:33,174
- What?
- I call it... Lazy Susan's.

259
00:11:33,209 --> 00:11:36,511
Okay, what two things
do people love the most?

260
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- Uh...
- Great food.

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And lazy rivers. Right?

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Here's how it works.

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The outside is a lazy river.

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And the middle part here
is an island that has, you know,

265
00:11:47,824 --> 00:11:51,092
like, all these great chefs
making all kinds of food.

266
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,961
Now, you, you're
floating around with, uh,

267
00:11:53,997 --> 00:11:57,031
some sort of a claw-type device, right?

268
00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:58,666
And when you see a food you like,

269
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you just reach out with your claw,

270
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,271
and you grab it with your claw.

271
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Couple of questions. Shoot.

272
00:12:05,514 --> 00:12:09,443
If you're blowing up the Earth,
where will the restaurant be?

273
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,079
Space? Somewhere in space?

274
00:12:12,115 --> 00:12:13,714
I don't know. That's your department.

275
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,516
Oh. I'm involved.

276
00:12:15,552 --> 00:12:18,252
We are really doing something.

277
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Something amazing.

278
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I love you, buddy.

279
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I love you.

280
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Reminder...
All departments are responsible

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for the disposal of their assets.

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283
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284
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285
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286
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_

287
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:03,711
_

288
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_

289
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All right, that's your severance package.

290
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You get two weeks of health coverage

291
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for every thousand years of service.

292
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- This is horrible.
- You'll land on your feet.

293
00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:17,578
There are other galaxies
out there and other jobs.

294
00:13:17,614 --> 00:13:18,980
If you want, I can put a referral in

295
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,655
for you at the Borgon Nebula.

296
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,817
W-Would I be answering prayers there?

297
00:13:22,852 --> 00:13:25,240
Well, there's no life-forms
there, so, no.

298
00:13:25,265 --> 00:13:26,910
You'd mainly be swirling debris.

299
00:13:26,935 --> 00:13:28,823
Right? And does the debris ever dance?

300
00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:30,024
What?

301
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,893
Say the debris had lost an object,

302
00:13:31,928 --> 00:13:33,361
and then that object were found for it,

303
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,529
would the debris be like...

304
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:40,097
Craig, look, this is
a good opportunity for you.

305
00:13:40,122 --> 00:13:41,836
You have been working for centuries.

306
00:13:41,871 --> 00:13:43,437
So just take a break.

307
00:13:43,473 --> 00:13:44,672
Hang out with your friends.

308
00:13:44,707 --> 00:13:46,391
Yes. My friends.

309
00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:47,842
You know, you don't even need
to stick around today.

310
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Skip out early.

311
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:50,878
Go get a burger with your buddies.

312
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,346
Mm. Burgers.

313
00:13:52,382 --> 00:13:55,084
Speaking of, looks like
happy hour's starting early.

314
00:13:55,952 --> 00:13:58,152
Wait for me, ya dickheads!

315
00:14:05,309 --> 00:14:09,697
And I already have
a prototype for the claw.

316
00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:12,199
Bet you a hundo I can pick up
a single peanut.

317
00:14:14,671 --> 00:14:16,904
Damn it! It was working good before.

318
00:14:16,929 --> 00:14:18,527
Yeah, it's a great idea for a restaurant.

319
00:14:18,552 --> 00:14:21,492
But you know what else was
a really great idea?

320
00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:23,644
- Earth.
- Nah.

321
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,546
Come on, you said it yourself...
It's a mess.

322
00:14:25,581 --> 00:14:27,315
I mean, look at all those prayers.

323
00:14:27,350 --> 00:14:28,768
They're impossible.

324
00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:30,918
Maybe I can... I can help.

325
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,988
You couldn't answer
a single one of those.

326
00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:39,093
You wanna make a bet?

327
00:14:39,983 --> 00:14:41,295
A bet?

328
00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:42,563
You hear that, Sanjay?

329
00:14:42,598 --> 00:14:43,643
A bet.

330
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,100
Interesting.

331
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,535
- You thinking a hundo?
- Mm...

332
00:14:47,570 --> 00:14:50,271
I was thinking something
a little higher-stakes.

333
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,006
Ohh! A thouso?

334
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,843
Bigger.

335
00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:59,380
If I answer one of these
"Impossible" prayers,

336
00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:01,048
you spare Earth.

337
00:15:01,907 --> 00:15:04,685
A-All right. All right.

338
00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:07,188
But. If you fail...

339
00:15:07,223 --> 00:15:08,322
The Earth explodes.

340
00:15:08,358 --> 00:15:10,558
Yeah, but, also...

341
00:15:11,386 --> 00:15:14,428
you have to eat a worm.

342
00:15:14,464 --> 00:15:16,263
Alive. The whole thing.

343
00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:18,666
The head and the butt.
In front of everyone.

344
00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:19,867
And you have to act like you like it.

345
00:15:19,902 --> 00:15:21,902
You have to go, "Mmm. Oh-ho!

346
00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:24,171
Mmm. Yum. I like worms."

347
00:15:25,164 --> 00:15:26,117
Hey!

348
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:27,675
Did you hear that, Sanjay?
Isn't that great?

349
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,310
Very funny.

350
00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:31,779
All right. Good luck.

351
00:15:35,224 --> 00:15:36,723
How long do I have?

352
00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:38,819
- Two weeks.
- How about a month?

353
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,022
Two weeks!

354
00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:42,757
Oh.

355
00:15:44,327 --> 00:15:46,708
Prayer 98% complete.

356
00:15:46,733 --> 00:15:48,763
Great news! I figured it out.

357
00:15:48,798 --> 00:15:51,125
- Please not now.
- Listen, I made a bet with God,

358
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,710
and all we have to do to save the world

359
00:15:52,735 --> 00:15:53,901
is answer one of these...

360
00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:55,369
Please just leave me alone.

361
00:15:55,405 --> 00:15:56,670
Craig, this is a big deal!

362
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,005
- Come on!
- Oh!

363
00:15:58,556 --> 00:16:00,541
- Oh!
- Minor earthquake.

364
00:16:00,576 --> 00:16:01,809
That was hours of work.

365
00:16:01,844 --> 00:16:03,878
So what? It's just a missing glove.

366
00:16:03,913 --> 00:16:05,546
- Who cares about gloves?
- I do!

367
00:16:05,581 --> 00:16:06,881
I care about gloves!

368
00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:09,450
I care about gloves!

369
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:10,718
No, look, I know.

370
00:16:10,753 --> 00:16:13,330
You think what I do is small

371
00:16:13,355 --> 00:16:15,589
and stupid and insignificant.

372
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,291
But it is my life.

373
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,027
I-I don't have anything else.

374
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,429
All right, the rest of you are fine.

375
00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:24,198
You just go around.
"Oh, let's go grab a burger.

376
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,300
Let's all socialize,
get burgers together.

377
00:16:26,335 --> 00:16:28,769
Let's go to a party and have...

378
00:16:28,805 --> 00:16:30,483
burgers," or however it goes...

379
00:16:30,508 --> 00:16:33,441
I don't know how it goes.
Maybe I will never know.

380
00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:36,177
But I knew about my job.

381
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,548
I was good at that, at least.

382
00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:40,815
And you've taken that away from me.

383
00:16:51,323 --> 00:16:53,471
_

384
00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:55,884
_

385
00:16:55,908 --> 00:16:58,013
_

386
00:17:10,744 --> 00:17:13,077
Please. I really need my glove.

387
00:17:23,256 --> 00:17:25,805
Oh, good. You're here.

388
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:26,991
Why? What have you done now?

389
00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:28,560
Oh, I just, uh...

390
00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:31,429
I wanted to make sure
you got the last leaf.

391
00:17:37,337 --> 00:17:39,237
Ah! My glove!

392
00:17:39,272 --> 00:17:41,639
Prayer complete.

393
00:17:42,742 --> 00:17:45,076
Well, no, you should stamp it.

394
00:17:45,111 --> 00:17:47,212
- You sure?
- Absolutely.

395
00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:48,847
It was a team effort.

396
00:17:55,401 --> 00:17:56,822
Time to kill.

397
00:17:57,958 --> 00:17:59,390
- F7?
- Yeah, F7.

398
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,725
Whoo! Woman: Mute.

399
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,256
That's a lot to go through.

400
00:18:10,685 --> 00:18:12,340
We should probably get started.

401
00:18:15,742 --> 00:18:17,942
Maybe we can do it over burgers?

402
00:18:17,978 --> 00:18:19,644
Burgers?

403
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:21,913
"Please save the rainforest."

404
00:18:21,948 --> 00:18:24,849
Impossible. "Please stop all wars." No.

405
00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:27,352
"Please make everyone
just chill out on Twitter."

406
00:18:27,387 --> 00:18:29,220
- "Wi-Fi."
- "Wi-Fi."

407
00:18:29,256 --> 00:18:30,889
- "Airport Wi-Fi."
- "Wi-Fi."

408
00:18:30,924 --> 00:18:32,690
"Wi-Fi."

409
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,500
Craig, come on!

410
00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:41,586
Craig, leave 'em!

411
00:18:41,744 --> 00:18:44,202
Uh, it was really nice meeting you.

412
00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:45,858
You too.

413
00:18:52,712 --> 00:18:55,139
Please, if anybody is listening...

414
00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:57,849
I really like this girl.

415
00:18:57,884 --> 00:18:59,751
Just please make this happen.

416
00:18:59,786 --> 00:19:01,920
No. No, no, no, no, no.

417
00:19:01,955 --> 00:19:04,218
Okay, love prayers never work, all right?

418
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:05,657
There's... There's too many variables.

419
00:19:05,692 --> 00:19:07,892
So, that girl he likes
could be uninterested in him,

420
00:19:07,928 --> 00:19:09,861
or she could be in love
with somebody else.

421
00:19:09,896 --> 00:19:12,330
But check it out.

422
00:19:12,365 --> 00:19:14,365
Related prayer.

423
00:19:23,877 --> 00:19:26,577
Please, if you're listening...

424
00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:29,569
I really like this guy.

425
00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:31,995
Please make this happen.

426
00:19:35,711 --> 00:19:37,844
This could work.

427
00:19:46,614 --> 00:19:49,442
I don't know.
These prayers seem kinda vague.

428
00:19:49,478 --> 00:19:51,511
I mean, "make it happen"?

429
00:19:51,547 --> 00:19:52,659
Like, what does that even mean?

430
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:54,525
Uh, it just means they want
to become a couple.

431
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,227
Yeah, but at what point
do two people "become a couple"?

432
00:19:57,252 --> 00:19:59,430
How about we'll say the prayer
has been answered

433
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,098
if they go out on a date?

434
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:02,567
Yeah, I don't know.

435
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,484
I think they really have to,
like, you know, "do it."

436
00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:07,019
- Right?
- Two dates.

437
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,118
And they hold hands.

438
00:20:08,154 --> 00:20:09,386
I think it needs to be full sex.

439
00:20:09,422 --> 00:20:11,789
- How about a kiss?
- Ooh, a kiss!

440
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,059
Romantic. Ha. Little Casanova over here.

441
00:20:15,094 --> 00:20:16,894
I like it.

442
00:20:16,919 --> 00:20:18,585
Rosie? Bring it in.

443
00:20:27,406 --> 00:20:29,594
Earth destruction in two weeks.

444
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,934
All right, wait a minute.

445
00:20:30,969 --> 00:20:33,711
Eliza, are you sure you want this prayer?

446
00:20:33,746 --> 00:20:37,147
'Cause once Rosie closes up
that world-explody thing,

447
00:20:37,183 --> 00:20:39,112
there's no turning back.

448
00:20:39,585 --> 00:20:43,610
I don't want you crying when
everybody starts calling you

449
00:20:43,635 --> 00:20:45,802
"Worm Breath."

450
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,979
- What?
- I'm sure.

451
00:20:48,127 --> 00:20:49,960
All right. It's a bet.

452
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:52,619
Bet is made.

453
00:20:56,302 --> 00:21:00,112
You just picked
the hardest prayer in the box!

454
00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:01,303
Uh... n...

455
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,328
It doesn't seem that hard.

456
00:21:03,353 --> 00:21:06,054
I mean, these two people,
they really like each other.

457
00:21:06,245 --> 00:21:08,011
They... They get along, they're...

458
00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:10,447
they have fun together, they're
in close physical proximity.

459
00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:12,182
I mean, it should be simple.

460
00:21:12,218 --> 00:21:13,450
Right, Craig?

461
00:21:13,486 --> 00:21:14,852
Right. Yes.

462
00:21:14,887 --> 00:21:16,420
Uh, should be simple.

463
00:21:16,455 --> 00:21:18,478
- Hey, you shaved.
- Did I?

464
00:21:18,514 --> 00:21:19,970
Yes, I did.

465
00:21:20,526 --> 00:21:22,726
- You ready?
- Let's do it.

466
00:21:25,261 --> 00:21:27,331
No, sir, love ain't easy.

467
00:21:29,301 --> 00:21:31,268
She is gonna eat that worm.

468
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:37,374
Police say the "shotgun
killer" is still at large.

469
00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:39,309
Not a single fingerprint was found,

470
00:21:39,345 --> 00:21:40,811
leading investigators to conclude

471
00:21:40,846 --> 00:21:42,679
that the killer must have been wearing

472
00:21:42,715 --> 00:21:45,182
what could have only been two gloves.

473
00:21:45,217 --> 00:21:46,450
F7.

474
00:21:46,485 --> 00:21:47,723
Mute.

475
00:21:47,755 --> 00:21:54,105
credits