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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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- Mmm. Bleh.
- D'oh!

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Y'ello.

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Dad, I'm sleeping over at Milhouse's

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and I can't take it.

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Come on, Bart, read me to sleep.

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And do the voices.

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"I'm ruler,"

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Said Yertle.

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"Of all that I see."

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Could we try that again?

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And hit "I'm" a little harder.

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"I'm ruler," said Yertle.

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Faster and this time hit "said."

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That makes no sense.

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Okay, we'll do it your way, then my way,

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and I'll see what works in editing.

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Dad, get me outta here.

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Sorry, boy, you know the rule.

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Accept the invite, stay the night.

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Hello, Yertle.

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Oh. Oh, my God.

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I-I'll be on the next plane.

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Oh.

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What's wrong, honey?

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My Aunt Eunice is dying.

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I have to leave right away.

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Oh, poor Marge.

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Wait. She said "I," not "we."

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I don't have to go.

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Aw, you love her, too.

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Sweetie, do you want to come?

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Uh, uh, w-with all my heart.

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Uh, but the children need me.

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Oh.

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Y'ello.

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Dad, I am begging you.

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Who is this?

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Okay.

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I made a loaf
of peanut butter and jelly.

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You just have to slice it
into sandwiches every day.

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- Check.
- I set the Roomba up

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to cope with your cleaning.

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- Check.
- I made a welcome wagon basket

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for our new neighbors
from Eastern Europe.

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- Check.
- Not Czech, Slovenian.

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Check.

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One last thing...
this is very important, Homer.

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The new season of Odder Stuff
drops on Netflix tonight.

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Ooh, ooh. Something to do.

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Do not watch it without me.

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What? Why not? I have to see if
my fan theories are correct.

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I think it's set in the '80s.

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Homer, the nine hours

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we binge watch that show
together is our thing.

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And we don't have a lot of things.

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But holding hands in a darkened room

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with my head on your shoulder

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has become the glue that seals our love.

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I get it. I totally get it.

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I know I'm not perfect.

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Sometimes I forget
our marriage birthday.

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- Our anniversary?
- Yes.

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And sometimes I forget
your birth anniversary,

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but I promise I will not watch
our show without you.

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Thank you, Homie.

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Thank you girls for coming.

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Dearest, you were always
our favorite aunt.

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Psst, over here.

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When she's gone, I get the P's,

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Selma gets the S's.

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You get to notify the utilities.

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Can't this wait until after she's dead?

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I'll be too busy grieving.

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Yeah. Too busy grieving
I got the salt shaker.

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Easy-peasy.
"P" for salt, "S" for pepper.

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I'm walking towards a light...

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- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.

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with a Post-it on it.

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Uh-oh.

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Okay, sweetie, here's a book

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that can help you fall asleep.

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No, no, no. No, sweetie.

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You chew it, like this. Look.

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Yummy book. Mmm.

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Oh.

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Hey.

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Hey, what?

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Huh.

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What's this? What are you doing?!

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You guys can't watch this.

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Uh, no. You can't watch this.

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We didn't promise Mom nothing.

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Children, there are 400 shows
you could watch right now.

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Many with Ted Danson.

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Wait for me.

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This show you can watch.

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Too depressing.

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Oh. Ah! No.

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Must find place to avoid
pop culture discussions.

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I know. The watercooler.

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- the Semi-Gorgon.
- so many twists.

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- I know.
- set in the '80s.

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And the Guffer Brothers.

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My turn to talk about
how much I liked it.

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Shouldn't doing something nice
for your wife

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feel better than this?

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Homer, will you read my
Odder Stuff fan fiction?

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I threw it over Stephen King's fence

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but i-it hit him on the head.

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Why Stephen King?

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Eh, he's got a low fence.

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Mmm...

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Don't worry, kids.

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Sideshow Mel will be fine.

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He has an air bubble.

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It's all carbon dioxide now!

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This is the last time

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I buy a trick from a magician's widow.

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Nobody's watching my show.

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What with the downloading
and the streaming,

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and the fact that
everything else is better.

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Now, you're my writers!

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You pay us like interns.

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And I'm your niece.

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- Hey-hey.
- Hey-hey.

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Now I want ideas.

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Why don't we do another live special?

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What? I can't remember lines.

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At my last wedding I wrote "I do"

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on the rabbi's forehead.

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You could hide a golden ticket
in some candy like Willy Wonka.

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The only children allowed in my factory

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are the ones that work there.

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How 'bout we have a contest?

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Some lucky kid gets to run
around a Krusty store

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for five whole minutes
and take all the toys they want.

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It inspires buying,
it's easy to promote,

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and it's the third thing
someone pitched.

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I'm sold!

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Let's see what else
Netflix has to offer.

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"Because you watched an '80s
show featuring a monster..."

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Alf, Roseanne, Moonlighting,
The Cosby Show...

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They're all too scary.

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Ooh. God forgive me.

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No. Only when we're together.

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It's our glue.

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Homer, I'm Ted Sarandos.

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Chief Content Officer of Netflix.

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This can't be a dream because
I don't know who you are.

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I'm not a dream. Let's just say
I'm a manifestation

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of complex algorithms that know
everything about you.

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Well, I can't watch this because...

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I know. I know. Marge told you not to.

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Do you know that she's been watching

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Scandinavian crime dramas
with full nudity without you?

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That nudity is story-driven.

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Yeah, right.

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But Odder Stuff is our thing.

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No. Your thing's with us.

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She's just along for the ride.

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The account's in your name.

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Come on, come on, watch it now.

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Because our subscription prices
will triple tomorrow.

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Wow. I finally finished something

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I wasn't supposed to start.

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That is impressive.

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I won't even mind watching it
again with...

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- Homer?!
- Uh-oh.

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The lady from my marriage.

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My aunt recovered.

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Why are you up at 5:00 a.m.?

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Still warm.

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You watched it.

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I finally learn
how little I mean to you.

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Wait.

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No.

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_

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Marge, I am sorry.

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Come on, it's a stupid TV show.

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I don't want to hear your voice.

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Mmm...

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No. We're staying married.

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Enough with the rebuses.

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All right, I'll just grab my
pillow and sleep on the couch.

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No. You'll sleep right next to me.

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Because I want you to feel
the bitter rays

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of ice coming from my frozen soul.

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Oh. Oh. It's so bitterly cold.

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I'm fine.

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To enter our contest,

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write down, in 15 words or less,

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why you love me
more than God and America.

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The top three essayists
will earn a chance

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to run roughshod through a Krusty store

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and not get tased by security.

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Whoever fills the cart
with the most toys

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gets to keep them, free.

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And the other two get the worst
kind of squat: diddly.

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Diddly? You can't say that word on TV.

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Employees and monkeys of this
network are not eligible.

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Lis, will you write my essay for me?

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What, you can't even come up with,

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"I love Krusty because I'm a class clown

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and he's a clown with class"?

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Perfect. And the best thing is
I'm stealing it from you.

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Ooh, that'll impress 'em.

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Go ahead. But there's one thing
I want you to hear:

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when you win by cheating,
eventually you lose.

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Wait, sorry, after you said "win,"

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I started thinking about dirt bikes.

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You cheated on your wife, Homer.

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I waited for Lenny before I watched.

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After this, we've got a stand-up special

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from Chris Rock.

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Don't watch that with your wife, either.

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Quit sleeping in the garden!

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- Dad?
- Huh?

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Sweetie, everything's fine.

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Dad, maybe you should be talking
to someone who's older than me.

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Ted Sarandos?

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Who's Ted Sarandos?

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I was hoping you knew.

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Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

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My son, what are your sins?

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Aside from thinking
our church has confession.

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I watched a binge-worthy TV show
without my wife.

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Was it The Crown?
Don't tell me how it ends.

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Doesn't she become queen?

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Oh, go to Hell.

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Aw, what am I gonna do?

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I don't know what she wants!

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Homer, sorry to blow my own horn...

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but Netflix knows your wife
better than you do.

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Do you know what she watches incessantly

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when you're not around?

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Usually this thing.

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Dance shows! She loves 'em!

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Want to win her back?
Learn to dance, my puppet.

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Hmm. I have disappointed Marge
with my dancing in the past.

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I'll do it!

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Did you guys all let down your wives?

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I'm not that pathetic.

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I'm just paying $40 an hour
for basic human contact.

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Cha-cha-cha!

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Hello. My name is Julia.

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Just remember Julia believes in you.

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Julia will always believe in you.

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Julia will stay with you
until you are a dancer.

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- What's my name?
- Homer.

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- No. My name.
- Julia.

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And why are you here?

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I need to learn how to dance

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- to get my wife back.
- Aw...

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It's been a long time
since a woman said that to me.

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Now we begin.

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Zoey B, Zoey T,
you work with these guys.

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This man needs one-on-one help.

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I don't know how to tell you this,

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but you are a terrible dancer.

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Uh, it seems like you did know
how to tell me that.

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But I am taking you on
as my personal challenge,

266
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and when I take on a challenge,
I don't quit!

267
00:13:29,245 --> 00:13:31,212
Okay, here's the first thing:

268
00:13:31,247 --> 00:13:33,581
when you step on my toe,
it causes me pain.

269
00:13:33,616 --> 00:13:36,484
Wow. I'm learning so much.

270
00:13:46,562 --> 00:13:48,129
How's your toe?

271
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Doesn't matter.

272
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I don't quit and neither do you.

273
00:14:02,144 --> 00:14:03,545
Homer, you're getting there.

274
00:14:03,579 --> 00:14:06,314
You're aware
of when the music is playing.

275
00:14:06,348 --> 00:14:09,250
Can't... dance.

276
00:14:09,285 --> 00:14:11,152
Marriage over.

277
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Will live... on boat.

278
00:14:13,422 --> 00:14:16,524
I'm gonna have to do
something I didn't want to do.

279
00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:18,526
I'm bringing in my partner.

280
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Sweet Sal!

281
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Watch me. With one hand,
you can lead a woman.

282
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:27,101
- I find that hard to...
- You have to come forward

283
00:14:27,136 --> 00:14:28,536
- when I do this.
- Mm?

284
00:14:28,571 --> 00:14:30,472
-You have to go back
when I do this.

285
00:14:30,506 --> 00:14:32,407
As I push my palm into your back,

286
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- you're forced to turn here.
- I am. I am.

287
00:14:37,346 --> 00:14:39,147
Whoa...

288
00:14:39,181 --> 00:14:40,448
Back straight! Knees bent!

289
00:14:40,483 --> 00:14:42,550
Feet arched! Eyes merry!

290
00:14:57,266 --> 00:14:59,267
Moe's Tavern. Moe speaking.

291
00:14:59,301 --> 00:15:01,236
Homer? Nah, sorry, Midge.

292
00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:03,137
I ain't seen him in weeks.

293
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:04,372
What do you mean?

294
00:15:04,406 --> 00:15:07,141
He told me he's been there every night.

295
00:15:07,176 --> 00:15:08,309
Oh, oh, Homer Simpson.

296
00:15:08,344 --> 00:15:10,144
Oh, no, I thought
you were talking about,

297
00:15:10,179 --> 00:15:12,247
uh, Homer the blind poet
who wrote the Iliad

298
00:15:12,281 --> 00:15:14,182
and the Odyssey there, yeah.

299
00:15:14,216 --> 00:15:15,640
'Cause he ain't been around

300
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,447
since, like, 720 BC.

301
00:15:33,123 --> 00:15:35,158
Another night at Moe's?

302
00:15:35,192 --> 00:15:36,960
Yeah. I'm beat.

303
00:15:36,994 --> 00:15:38,127
The couch.

304
00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:48,104
Quiet!

305
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,142
Okay, Homer, time to do a lift.

306
00:15:53,177 --> 00:15:55,144
Are you sure? I'm pretty heavy.

307
00:15:55,179 --> 00:15:58,147
No, me. Just grab my waist
and hold on tight.

308
00:15:58,182 --> 00:16:00,049
I'm doing all the work.

309
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:02,185
Oh. Oops.

310
00:16:02,219 --> 00:16:04,020
We'll work on that.

311
00:16:04,054 --> 00:16:05,154
Hey, hey!

312
00:16:05,189 --> 00:16:08,157
It's time for Krusty's Toy Trample!

313
00:16:08,192 --> 00:16:10,193
We have three finalists.

314
00:16:10,227 --> 00:16:13,129
But only the first finisher
gets to keep his toys.

315
00:16:13,163 --> 00:16:15,298
Losers have to pay
the winner's income tax.

316
00:16:15,332 --> 00:16:19,902
We rehearsed this with monkeys,
and everything went great!

317
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:27,010
Now, to take out these
two losers in two seconds.

318
00:16:27,044 --> 00:16:29,379
Dead Grandma, is that you?

319
00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:31,147
On your marks,

320
00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:33,049
prepare to advance.

321
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:35,118
Commence!

322
00:16:47,538 --> 00:16:49,139
- No!
- No!

323
00:17:10,094 --> 00:17:12,028
Congratulations, kid!

324
00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:15,031
And you also won... a day with Krusty!

325
00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:17,067
Day with Krusty will actually be

326
00:17:17,101 --> 00:17:18,235
day with Sideshow Mel.

327
00:17:18,269 --> 00:17:20,103
Don't we get anything?

328
00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:22,339
Of course.
You two get the greatest prize

329
00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:24,341
any kid could ask for:

330
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,510
wooden paddles with balls on 'em.

331
00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:28,478
Mine's broken already.

332
00:17:28,513 --> 00:17:30,313
Use your imagination.

333
00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:33,416
The ball is a rocket ship,
and the paddle is a...

334
00:17:33,451 --> 00:17:37,020
I don't know. Why am I wasting
my time with this kid?

335
00:17:37,054 --> 00:17:39,189
- Is he dying?
- Not that I know of.

336
00:17:39,223 --> 00:17:41,291
Well, then get him outta here!

337
00:17:42,527 --> 00:17:44,094
Marge, it's me.

338
00:17:44,128 --> 00:17:45,362
I want to ask you one favor,

339
00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:46,530
and I won't bother you again.

340
00:17:46,564 --> 00:17:48,165
There's a dress in the bedroom.

341
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:50,352
Put it on and meet me at 15th and Elm.

342
00:17:50,386 --> 00:17:51,553
Are you going to tell me

343
00:17:51,587 --> 00:17:53,388
where you've been spending your nights?

344
00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:55,257
All will be made clear.

345
00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:58,226
Marge, go to him.

346
00:17:58,261 --> 00:18:00,362
If you don't, he'll head off to the war,

347
00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:02,197
and you'll never see him again.

348
00:18:02,231 --> 00:18:04,266
He's not going to war.

349
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,434
That coward!
He doesn't deserve my daughter!

350
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:12,140
She's here.

351
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,152
You look beautiful.

352
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,487
Cut it out.

353
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,289
Why are we here?

354
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,557
To dance.

355
00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:31,259
I don't know how.

356
00:18:31,294 --> 00:18:35,130
Marge, all you have to do is
one incredibly difficult thing:

357
00:18:35,164 --> 00:18:37,098
trust me.

358
00:18:38,267 --> 00:18:40,168
Oh.

359
00:18:46,175 --> 00:18:48,209
Oh...

360
00:18:48,244 --> 00:18:49,311
Yeah.

361
00:18:53,616 --> 00:18:55,317
Hmm.

362
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,121
Mmm...

363
00:19:12,335 --> 00:19:14,369
I've never seen this,

364
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,405
Mom and Dad romantically in love.

365
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,508
It's like rebirth. Ooh.

366
00:19:20,543 --> 00:19:24,145
It cures all the wounds.

367
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:26,214
Aw.

368
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,283
Bart, are you seeing this?

369
00:19:28,317 --> 00:19:30,585
I set a new record: 89.

370
00:19:30,619 --> 00:19:34,389
Wha... You missed the greatest
moment in our parents' lives.

371
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,324
89's pretty good.

372
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:45,467
Whoo! I have not felt this good
since I signed Shonda Rhimes.

373
00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:53,241
Okay, Homer, catch and lift.

374
00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:20,923
Hey!

375
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,792
Wait, how did you get a toy?

376
00:20:22,826 --> 00:20:25,429
It was a thank-you from Ralph
for writing his essay.

377
00:20:25,509 --> 00:20:27,343
You wrote Ralph's essay, too?

378
00:20:27,378 --> 00:20:29,546
It's called hedging your bets, boys.

379
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:32,382
Hi-yo, just desserts!

380
00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:35,318
Did someone say "just desserts"?

381
00:20:35,352 --> 00:20:37,520
Dad, it's just an expression.

382
00:20:37,555 --> 00:20:39,589
Just an expression, eh?

383
00:20:39,623 --> 00:20:41,691
I have to warn you,
we just have desserts.

384
00:20:41,726 --> 00:20:43,560
Oh...

385
00:20:43,594 --> 00:20:49,807
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