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Peralta, looks like
an old friend of yours

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- is back in town.
- Who?

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That guy Neil that you bunked
with at sleepaway camp?

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Oh, Neil from camp was the best.

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He could pick up a milk carton
with his butt cheeks.

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He was so funny.

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You know who else was funny? Bill Cosby.

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Charles, will you relax?
You're gonna love Neil.

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It's not Neil. Why would it be Neil?

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- It's Doug Judy.
- Oh, right.

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Someone we all know
in a police capacity.

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That makes more sense.

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Someone's using his
signature move to steal cars,

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plugging in to the OBD port

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and reprogramming
the immobilizer module.

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That's Doug Judy's MO, but it's not him.

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- He told me he went legit.
- That's what he told you

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last time too, before
he screwed you over.

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Yeah, but he returned
the diamonds to me eventually,

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and it turned out that was the only way

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to get Giggle Pig off the streets.

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Wait, I may be confusing our adventures.
What year was the cruise?

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Dude's a criminal. People don't change.

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Ever heard of Bruce Banner,
the Incredible Hulk?

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You might want to talk
to his shirts and pants

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about people not changing.

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Well, I want to ask Doug Judy
some questions.

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- You have his number?
- I always make contact through his mom.

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I'll put you in touch with her,
but remember,

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she thinks I'm his assistant Mangy Carl,

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and he's a famous architect
who's designing

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LeBron James' new school
for black astronauts.

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Hello, Mrs. Judy?

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I'm looking for your son, the architect.

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Yes, I'm from... black NASA.

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Is that a thing?

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Oh, my. I didn't know.

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I understand. Good-bye.

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So Doug Judy will not be coming in.

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What? Why not?

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Oh, I see.

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He is dead.

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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com

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Wow, I don't know how to deal
with all these emotions, Terry.

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No one I've been close with
has ever died before.

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No tragic accidents to friends.
All my grandparents are alive.

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How did you deal when Hodor died?

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Not well, Terry.
Why would you bring that up?

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Carl? Mangy Carl?

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Yes. That is me.

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I'm Trudy Judy, Doug's sister.

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This is our aunt Patrice.

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I'm so glad you could make it.

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Doug really loved you.

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- Oh, he talked about me?
- Oh, all the time.

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He was so afraid he'd fall
back into your old life.

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Doug made Mangy Carl an assistant
at the architecture firm.

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He rescued him
from a life on the streets.

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Yeah, I was down on my luck,
not a penny to my name.

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- You were selling your body for money.
- Did Doug tell you that?

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He said all your teeth fell out,

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and your mouth was just a rotten hole.

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100% accurate.

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Plus you were sick from
those back-alley butt implants.

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- Had to have 'em.
- Carl thought a plumper rump

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would help him get his [bleep]
every night.

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Yeah, I remember having that thought.

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But the doctor just put
a bunch of mulch up there,

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- and it got all infected.
- Dark days.

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I'm sorry. It's just so sweet.

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- The mulch thing?
- No, how Doug saved him.

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Doug was always taking people
under his wing.

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Doug said you have a beautiful voice.

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Oh, he did? Well, I...

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? Suppose that's true ?

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Would you want to sing a song for us?

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What a nice thought,

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but you know what, I don't
have anything prepared.

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Okay, well, if you don't want to sing,

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you could just tell us
the inspiring story

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of how Doug saved you
from being a mulch-butt ho.

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I would like to sing a song
in honor of my dear friend

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Doug Judy.

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Oh, nothing better after a long shift

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than coming to Shaw's.

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It's like Cheers, where
everybody knows your name.

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A place where everybody
knows your name is hell.

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- You're describing hell.
- Guys, guys, guys.

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Are those...

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Firefighters.

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Hey, what's going on?

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Why is the FDNY in our cop bar?

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We needed a new place,
since our bar, O'Brien's, burned down.

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- You couldn't put that out?
- They probably started it.

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Most arsonists turn out
to be firefighters.

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That's not true,
though it is very common,

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and definitely what happened
in this case.

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I'm surprised you guys
even want to come here

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since you have to take the stairs.

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I know how much you like
sliding on poles.

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We don't like sliding on poles.

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We do it to save lives. It's dangerous.

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You can ask my best friend Steve.

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Oh, no, wait, you can't, actually,

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because he's dead.

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Tripped through a pole hole,
broke his neck.

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That's horrible.

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Sorry, but this is
a firefighter bar now.

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Although we might want to make
some changes to the decor.

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I'm thinking some old-timey
pressure gauges,

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maybe an autographed photo

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of Denis Leary from "Rescue Me."

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- You wouldn't.
- Wouldn't I?

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Check it out.

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You son of a bitch.

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? Doug Judy ?

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? I wish you were alive, Doug Judy ?

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? God will give you a high five ?

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? Doug Judy ?

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Oh, no, he gave himself a key change.

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? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Doug Judy ?

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? You're a friend, friend, friend ?

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? Doug Judy! ?

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? This song is at its end ?

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Thank you so much.
You've been a great audience.

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I mean, it's a funeral.
That's psychotic.

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I'm so sorry.

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Why are there firefighters here?

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Did one of them turn out
to be an arsonist

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- and burn down their own bar?
- Actually, yes.

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So predictable. But why did you call me?

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There's nothing I can do about this.

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You have gravitas.
Everyone listens to you.

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Look, even if I could save Shaw's,
I'm not sure I'd want to.

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This place is a hovel.

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The only wine they serve
is from the Delaware Water Gap.

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It's called "Charbonnay."

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But this is our bar,
and it has been forever.

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Change is a good thing.

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Just yesterday, you were ranting

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about the Philharmonic
adding a second piccolo.

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It's too many. It'll muddle the sound.

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I'm sorry I brought it up.

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Look, we can find a new bar

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that's not beneath us.

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What about Bel Vino?

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They've got a great
selection of Italian reds,

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and your feet don't stick to the floor

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if you stand in one place too long.

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Fine. If you're not gonna
do anything, then I will.

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Hank, you got to get rid
of these hose humpers.

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- It's them or us.
- Look, guys, I don't want to take sides.

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I just want to make money.

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Then keep it a cop bar.
We drink like crazy.

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Yeah, 'cause of all
the tragedy we experience

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on a daily basis, son.

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Oh, yeah? We experience
plenty of tragedy too.

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We lose a man a year to the pole hole.

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How about this?

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If it's about money,
let's just have a drink-off.

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Whoever racks up
the biggest tab by closing time

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gets to keep Shaw's.

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Okay, defectives.

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- My guys can handle that.
- Oh, can they?

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'Cause the Nine-Nine's
about to bring the real heat.

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Get ready for the back draft, bitch.

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Jake, are you upset?
Where are you going?

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Are you embarrassed about your singing?

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- Doug Judy.
- What?

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Hey, Jake. Man, that song was moving AF.

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We got to lay that down.

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? Doug Judy, he's
smushing on the beach ?

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Don't try and duet with me, you bastard.

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You tricked me. Now give me a hug.

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I'm so happy you're alive.
I'll never forgive you.

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You're my best friend.

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Whoo, I just went through
a lot of emotions real fast,

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but I think I'm back to normal now.

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- Should we get lunch?
- I would love a cheesesteak.

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I was thinking the exact same
thing, probably 'cause...

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The coffin looks like a hoagie roll.

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Judy, what the hell is going on?

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Uh, who are you, and where is Rosa?

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I'm his boss, and I want answers.

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All right. You know
who Stefano Lucas is?

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The arms dealer?

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I got word he put a hit out
on me, so I had to disappear.

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Why does Stefano Lucas want you dead?

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His favorite Ferrari got stolen,

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and for some reason he thinks I did it.

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Probably because
someone's been jacking cars

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all over Brooklyn using your MO.

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Oh, my God. Jake, are you saying

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- what I think you're saying?
- Yes.

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You have a copycat.

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I didn't think I'd accomplished
enough in my career for this.

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I know, it's big.

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It just feels so good
to be seen, you know?

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Wait. The only way to catch a copycat

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is to team up with
the original criminal.

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I'm back on the force! Give me a gun.

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No! There is no copycat. You did it.

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Not me. I'm living that straight life.

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Terry refuses to believe it.
He thinks people can't change.

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Tell that to Bruce Banner's
pants and shirt.

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That's what I said.

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Doug Judy, you're under arrest.

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What? Sarge?

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You are really bringing down
the vibe at this funeral.

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What the hell is that?

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Jake got me this disguise

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so some criminal doesn't see me
in here and tell Stefano.

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Okay, but why is Jake also wearing them?

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Uh, because it looks super cool, Sarge.

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We look like the hot twins
from "The Matrix."

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We are getting aggravated.

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- You look like Milli Vanilli.
- Ooh! I call Vanilli.

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Ah, I want to be Nilli, but you got it.

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- He's the best one.
- You know it's true.

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So did you check out Judy's alibi?

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Yes, and surprisingly, it checks out.

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Last Saturday night, Doug was deejaying

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Joshy Greenbaum's bar mitzvah.

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That was a wild party.

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Auntie Karen is a freak.

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Judy, you deejay bar mitzvahs?

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Best gig I ever had.
No one likes hip-hop more

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than a 13-year-old Jewish boy.

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- Mm. So true.
- I'm not buying it.

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Probably stealing cash
off the gift table.

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Sarge, come on. He has an alibi.

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Let's just team up and
try and catch the copycat.

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A thousand push-ups.

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It's something Rosa and I used to say.

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It just means trust me.
If Judy's a criminal,

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I'll do a thousand push-ups,
and since you're so confident,

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if you're wrong, you can do 'em.

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And a thousand push-ups?
That's a lot to you?

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You go to hell, Terry.

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Make it 100,000 push-ups, and I'm in.

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Obviously I can't do that much exercise,

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but it doesn't matter, because
Doug Judy is telling the truth,

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- right, Judy?
- I got you, baby.

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So fine. 100,000 push-ups.

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You happy, Sarge?

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- Great. Now, Doug...
- You never call me Doug.

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00:08:28,148 --> 00:08:29,236
Yeah, well, you called me Jake earlier.

248
00:08:29,272 --> 00:08:30,476
I thought we were switching
to first names.

249
00:08:30,512 --> 00:08:31,789
I was thinking the same exact thing!

250
00:08:31,825 --> 00:08:33,164
I was like, "Why not call him Jake?"

251
00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,383
- We're bonding, man.
- 'Cause he's so official.

252
00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:38,343
But it's chill now.

253
00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:40,476
- So, Doug...
- Yes, Jake?

254
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,783
Now that we know the copycat
is using your playbook,

255
00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:45,133
if you were still in the game...
which you're not,

256
00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:47,570
we all agree...
what would your next move be?

257
00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,485
It's fight night at Barclays.

258
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,400
No sport attracts more
ultra-wealthy people

259
00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,097
with super-nice cars than boxing.

260
00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:55,977
Really? What about the sport
of hunting man?

261
00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:57,406
- You got me.
- That's not a thing.

262
00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:58,907
Right. So should we just
start at Barclays then?

263
00:08:58,943 --> 00:09:01,758
Great. But first, we got to make
a quick little pit stop on the way.

264
00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,064
What? Where?

265
00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,416
Okay, here are the rules to the contest.

266
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,596
If you order a drink,

267
00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,830
it must be fully consumed
before you order another.

268
00:09:15,866 --> 00:09:18,253
Each team's tab will be
tracked on that board.

269
00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:20,472
We don't want anyone
getting alcohol poisoning,

270
00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,434
so if you throw up, you're disqualified.

271
00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:24,651
I never throw up. I just tell
my stomach to deal with it.

272
00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,348
My body is terrified of me.

273
00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:27,697
Guys, there's no way we can win.

274
00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,569
There's nine of them and six of us.

275
00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,614
Five of you. I'm going home.

276
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,485
Although perhaps I'll stop
at Bel Vino on the way,

277
00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:34,966
have a glass of Sancerre.

278
00:09:35,002 --> 00:09:36,358
Might even try the quince paste

279
00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:39,254
if I'm feeling... naughty.

280
00:09:39,290 --> 00:09:40,623
You're really gonna let
these firefighters

281
00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,277
take Shaw's from us?

282
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,453
Think of all the celebrations
we've had here,

283
00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,831
all the times Terry has yelled
"Nine-Nine!"

284
00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:47,868
I hate it when he says that.

285
00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:49,501
He should say, "Cheers

286
00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:50,677
to the Ninety-Ninth Precinct!"

287
00:09:51,983 --> 00:09:53,462
We shouldn't be here.

288
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,898
If you're worried that
someone will recognize me

289
00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,794
and find out I'm still alive,
they won't.

290
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,293
There's not too many hardened criminals

291
00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:00,295
at Justin Friedman's bar mitzvah.

292
00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:03,679
Although there is a
murderer on the loose,

293
00:10:03,715 --> 00:10:05,839
'cause Kevin Goldman is
killing those dance moves!

294
00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:07,006
Get it, Kevin!

295
00:10:07,042 --> 00:10:08,871
That's the floss. He's flossing.

296
00:10:08,907 --> 00:10:10,783
It's just that we should
be at Barclays already.

297
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:11,995
The fights are starting soon.

298
00:10:12,031 --> 00:10:13,700
Rich guys never show up on time.

299
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,876
Besides, I promised Justin I'd be here.

300
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,225
What up, J-Smooth!

301
00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:22,766
Gone straight, my ass.
I got you, Doug Judy.

302
00:10:22,802 --> 00:10:23,848
- Huh?
- What are you talking about?

303
00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:25,861
Something felt wrong,
stopping for this bar mitzvah,

304
00:10:25,897 --> 00:10:27,566
so I sent some plainclothes officers

305
00:10:27,602 --> 00:10:29,194
to watch the lots at Barclays.

306
00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:31,042
- They just caught the copycat.
- I don't understand.

307
00:10:31,078 --> 00:10:32,632
If anything,
that proves Judy's innocent.

308
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,078
He's been standing here with us
the whole time.

309
00:10:34,114 --> 00:10:36,636
Which was his plan! Establish an alibi,

310
00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,492
so his partner can go off stealing cars.

311
00:10:38,528 --> 00:10:39,660
I don't have a partner.

312
00:10:39,696 --> 00:10:41,858
Whoever this is, I promise you,
I do not know him.

313
00:10:42,135 --> 00:10:44,295
Actually, Doug, I think you do.

314
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,688
Oh, my God.

315
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,211
Trudy Judy!

316
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,128
You still want to pretend you
had nothing to do with this?

317
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,087
I didn't, and she didn't either.

318
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,272
Trudy Judy's not a car thief.

319
00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:55,657
Trudy Judy's an angel.

320
00:10:55,693 --> 00:10:57,208
She's putting herself
through nursing school.

321
00:10:57,244 --> 00:10:58,903
And nurses are the best of our society.

322
00:10:58,939 --> 00:11:00,050
Name one bad nurse.

323
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:02,308
Nurse Ratched. Kathy Bates in "Misery."

324
00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:03,718
Nurse Jackie had a pill problem.

325
00:11:03,754 --> 00:11:05,403
Okay, damn, you got a lot
of real good examples

326
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,231
off the top of your head.
You believe me, right, Jake?

327
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,885
I mean, the fact pattern's not great,

328
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:10,639
but Trudy did seem very nice
when I met her.

329
00:11:10,675 --> 00:11:12,104
You trying to get your
freak on with my sister?

330
00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:12,976
What? No.

331
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,412
I see you looking at Trudy Judy's booty.

332
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,892
I am not looking at Trudy Judy's booty.

333
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,067
Oh, you don't think she's a cutie?

334
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,624
- Don't be snooty.
- She's a beauty,

335
00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:20,114
- but I'm on duty.
- And you're married.

336
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,376
Well, yeah, but that doesn't rhyme.

337
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:22,766
Sorry, I just get so overprotective.

338
00:11:22,802 --> 00:11:24,037
She's such a good kid.

339
00:11:24,073 --> 00:11:25,772
I guarantee you,
she didn't steal those cars.

340
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,948
We caught her sitting in a
Bentley with a power amplifier

341
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:30,254
and a homemade override
plugged into the CAN bus.

342
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,471
Yeah, she guilty.

343
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,440
I can't believe you made
us think you were dead.

344
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:35,827
I can't believe you're
out here stealing cars.

345
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,261
- That's for lowlifes.
- You steal cars.

346
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:39,350
And I'm a lowlife. A gorgeous, charming,

347
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:40,934
super smart lowlife beloved by all.

348
00:11:40,970 --> 00:11:42,102
I'm sorry, Dougie.

349
00:11:42,138 --> 00:11:43,369
I was falling behind
on my student loans.

350
00:11:43,405 --> 00:11:44,659
I had to do something.

351
00:11:44,695 --> 00:11:46,296
Guys, if you weren't working together,

352
00:11:46,332 --> 00:11:47,725
how did she know
all your signature moves?

353
00:11:47,761 --> 00:11:49,356
I found some of Doug's old notebooks.

354
00:11:49,392 --> 00:11:50,541
Those are notes for my memoir.

355
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,009
Memoir? Do you have title ideas yet?

356
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,803
I was just gonna call it
"The Pontiac Bandit..."

357
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,100
- Oh, is that it?
- Yeah.

358
00:11:58,136 --> 00:11:59,672
- Okay.
- I hated stealing cars.

359
00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:02,217
I was gonna stop as soon as nursing
school was paid off, I swear.

360
00:12:02,253 --> 00:12:03,486
It was a mistake.

361
00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,112
That's good enough for me.
Come on, Trudy, let's go home.

362
00:12:05,148 --> 00:12:07,264
That's not really how arresting works.

363
00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,027
- She's going to jail.
- Wait, wait, wait.

364
00:12:09,063 --> 00:12:10,168
What if we get you a bigger fish?

365
00:12:10,204 --> 00:12:11,754
- What if we can get you Stefano?
- Who?

366
00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:15,125
That cherry red 1961 Ferrari
250GT California you took

367
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,040
belongs to a guy named Stefano Lucas.

368
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,955
He thinks I did it, and
now he wants to kill me.

369
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,348
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.

370
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:21,915
It's all good. You have the car,

371
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,133
so I call him, tell him I'm not dead,

372
00:12:24,169 --> 00:12:25,779
say I want to give him his car back,

373
00:12:25,815 --> 00:12:27,877
arrange a drop, and these guys
take him down or die trying.

374
00:12:28,136 --> 00:12:29,572
That is interesting.

375
00:12:29,608 --> 00:12:31,141
Stefano almost never
comes out in public.

376
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,056
It would be a huge collar
for the Nine-Nine.

377
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,402
What do you say, Sarge?
100,000 push-ups?

378
00:12:36,521 --> 00:12:39,019
Fine. If you deliver Stefano,
I'll talk to the DA

379
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,629
about a reduced sentence
for your sister.

380
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,327
Thank you so much.
There's just one problem.

381
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:44,854
I don't have the car.

382
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,374
I already handed it off to a fence.

383
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,855
Oh, Judy, Judy, you screwed me.

384
00:12:48,891 --> 00:12:49,827
_

385
00:12:49,862 --> 00:12:51,861
Four hours left. We're down $58.

386
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:53,768
- Amy, where you at?
- Four drinks.

387
00:12:53,854 --> 00:12:55,513
- What's four-drink Amy again?
- Why don't you come over here

388
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,907
- and find out?
- Right, Horny Amy.

389
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,836
It feels like you should retire
that one for the MeToo era.

390
00:12:59,872 --> 00:13:01,868
Why don't you come
over here and make me?

391
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:03,068
All right, there's only
one thing left to do.

392
00:13:03,104 --> 00:13:04,218
Drink faster.

393
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,306
Set a bunch of fires
throughout the city.

394
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,969
- Mine's better.
- No!

395
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:08,741
We can do this.

396
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,833
Things seem bleak now,

397
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,575
but the night is always darkest
before the dawn.

398
00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,787
This is Shaw's.

399
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,048
We've had weddings here,

400
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:19,712
and funerals.

401
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,420
Shaw's is part of our family,

402
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,654
because that is what we are.

403
00:13:25,817 --> 00:13:26,931
A family.

404
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,634
And we're not just Amy and Rosa

405
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,201
and Hitchcock and...

406
00:13:40,155 --> 00:13:41,864
So the fence, Dallas, he works in there.

407
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,257
I don't like him. My rule?

408
00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:45,095
Never trust anyone named after a city.

409
00:13:45,131 --> 00:13:47,217
- What about Orlando Bloom?
- I never thought about him being named

410
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,306
after the city before,
and his last name is Bloom?

411
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,352
Wait a minute. Did we just
realize something crazy?

412
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,655
No, everyone knows it's a crazy name.

413
00:13:53,691 --> 00:13:55,040
Now can we just focus on the meet-up?

414
00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:56,574
- Fine.
- All right, Dallas is creepy

415
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:59,142
and paranoid, and he really
freaked me out that last time.

416
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,014
- I don't want to go in alone.
- Don't worry, kid.

417
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,905
I'll be there right
next to you, as always.

418
00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:05,018
Aw. Sarge, why don't you
say stuff like that to me?

419
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:08,108
No, look, I do not trust the
Judys going anywhere alone.

420
00:14:08,356 --> 00:14:09,892
Doug, you stay with Jake.
I'll go in with Trudy.

421
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,241
I just need a cover story.

422
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,627
We could say that you're my boyfriend.

423
00:14:12,663 --> 00:14:13,896
No. No, no, no, I don't want

424
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,705
my little sister
fake-dating some pervert.

425
00:14:15,741 --> 00:14:17,202
What? Why am I a pervert?

426
00:14:17,238 --> 00:14:18,683
Uh, have you ever met a nice, normal guy

427
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,468
that wears suspenders every day?

428
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,946
What kind of person
has to tie their pants down

429
00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:23,253
to keep them from flying off?

430
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,011
That's not what suspenders are for, man.

431
00:14:25,047 --> 00:14:26,256
Guys, we don't have time

432
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,346
to figure out what suspenders
are for, all right?

433
00:14:28,382 --> 00:14:29,956
Now, Trudy, this is undercover work.

434
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,740
It can be very intense.
Are you sure you can handle it?

435
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:34,264
I mean, I'll do my best.

436
00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:36,642
- Who's this?
- This is Deion. He's my man.

437
00:14:36,678 --> 00:14:39,488
Ask me another question,
you simple little barn animal.

438
00:14:39,524 --> 00:14:41,177
Okay, so she can handle it.

439
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,272
Why is your boyfriend here?

440
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,690
Who said boyfriend? Deion and I freak,

441
00:14:44,726 --> 00:14:46,091
then he shuts his pretty little mouth

442
00:14:46,127 --> 00:14:47,495
and lets me handle my business.

443
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,146
I don't like the direction
this is going.

444
00:14:49,182 --> 00:14:50,454
Easy. She's just playing a part.

445
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:51,934
Pretty big age difference here.

446
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,631
- Where'd you guys meet?
- The club.

447
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,198
Deion was a bouncer,

448
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:58,071
and I told him I wanted
him to bounce on me.

449
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,420
Oh, what is that?

450
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,725
Is she rubbing on his mic?

451
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,466
The mic that was taped to his chest?

452
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,946
You should feel these.

453
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,643
They're like two baseball bases.

454
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,167
Make 'em pop, daddy.

455
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,603
Daddy's not sure this is the time.

456
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:09,731
Do it, daddy!

457
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,072
Ooh, ow! Ooh, ow!

458
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,978
Get your hands off her, pervert!

459
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,650
Judy! Judy! I tried to stop him.

460
00:15:15,686 --> 00:15:17,046
That's my baby sister you're caressing.

461
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,797
What? How can I caress her with my pecs?

462
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,265
Look at those things. They got thumbs.

463
00:15:21,301 --> 00:15:23,358
Guys, guys, stop! Where is Dallas?

464
00:15:23,394 --> 00:15:25,022
I think he got spooked and ran away.

465
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,316
Good job, Doug Judy.

466
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,492
You just cost your sister
a chance at a reduced sentence.

467
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:31,539
Oh, no! Why is my tone so playful?

468
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,323
Why is there a twinkle in my eye?

469
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:39,677
Because I just found our
1961 Ferrari 250GT California.

470
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,114
Oh, ho, ho!

471
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,203
Ladies and gents and pervert Terry,

472
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,813
we are in business.

473
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,163
Sorry, Sarge, I got caught up
in the moment there.

474
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,035
- _
- Guys, I threw up.

475
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,514
Oh, man, it's over.

476
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,168
- We need a miracle.
- I'm here.

477
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,812
Captain Holt! How are you here?

478
00:15:53,848 --> 00:15:55,345
You called me.
You didn't stop calling me.

479
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,434
I didn't call you. Look.

480
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,262
You left 17 voicemails.

481
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,524
Here's one.

482
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:03,001
Holt! You got to come save us.

483
00:16:03,037 --> 00:16:04,354
We need a lie to get you here.

484
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,529
Charles, what should I say?

485
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,096
That I got shot in the face.

486
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,029
Ooh, and tell him to bring pizza.

487
00:16:09,065 --> 00:16:10,675
Whoo! Crampon Holt!

488
00:16:10,711 --> 00:16:11,886
We're losing.

489
00:16:11,922 --> 00:16:13,668
- Yeah!
- Why are you dancing?

490
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,496
Oh, I was up to nine-drink Amy,

491
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,324
who speaks French,

492
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,899
and then I hurl...

493
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,502
I hurl... hurled.

494
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,373
What she's trying to say
is that she vomited,

495
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,201
and now she's back down
to three-drink Amy,

496
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,333
or Amy Dance Pants.

497
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,443
You know it.

498
00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:29,466
My God.

499
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,468
Hitchcock, are you the only
person still making sense?

500
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,209
Yeah. It's bad.

501
00:16:33,447 --> 00:16:35,884
So are you gonna make us
give up, Clappin?

502
00:16:35,981 --> 00:16:37,387
Or are you here to tell us to stop?

503
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,041
No, I'm here to help you win.

504
00:16:39,077 --> 00:16:41,044
What is happening? Why is this?

505
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,523
It's something you said
on one of your voicemails,

506
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,307
after you had sung
the entirety of a song

507
00:16:44,343 --> 00:16:46,250
called "Shake Whatcha Mama Gave Ya."

508
00:16:46,286 --> 00:16:47,939
You thought you had hung up,
but you hadn't.

509
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:51,532
Anyway, bye-bye.
What am I doing calling him?

510
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:54,187
He doesn't care about us
or what we want.

511
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,058
When I heard that,
I was shaken to my core.

512
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,969
I thought this bar was beneath me,

513
00:16:58,005 --> 00:17:00,410
but what was actually beneath
me was my own behavior.

514
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,412
- I had turned my back on...
- Holt!

515
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,110
We do not have time for this.

516
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,589
Just drinky, drinky!

517
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:10,072
Hank, bring me a Charbonnay.

518
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,154
All right, Stefano should
be here any minute.

519
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,642
I just want to thank you guys
so much for helping me.

520
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,165
I don't deserve your kindness.

521
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,601
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.

522
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,473
We all make bad decisions
when we're younger.

523
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,475
- I was once in a flash mob.
- Ew.

524
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:22,936
Something's off about this.

525
00:17:22,972 --> 00:17:24,391
I don't like leaving Judy
out there alone.

526
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:25,921
Relax, we have a tracker on the car,

527
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,263
a tracker on Doug Judy,

528
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,396
and ESU has the entire area surrounded.

529
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,267
- It's gonna be fine.
- We got movement.

530
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,269
Okay, everyone, to your positions.

531
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,531
On my signal.

532
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,958
Hold. Hold.

533
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,883
Hold.

534
00:17:39,078 --> 00:17:40,732
Sorry, I started holding too soon.

535
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,626
Let's start over. Hold.

536
00:17:42,983 --> 00:17:44,324
Hold.

537
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,847
And...

538
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:50,542
Everyone, stop holding! Go, go, go, go!

539
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,801
Where is he? Where is he?

540
00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:55,770
Got him. They got Stefano.

541
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,902
No, not Stefano. The Pontiac Bandit.

542
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,730
- Where is...
- Doug Judy here.

543
00:17:59,922 --> 00:18:01,228
Y'all see that car blow up?

544
00:18:01,264 --> 00:18:03,106
Yeah, we did. Why did you do that?

545
00:18:03,142 --> 00:18:04,340
You think I did that?

546
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,736
Doug Judy does not work with fire.

547
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,390
Yeah, he's like the Hound
from "Game of Thrones."

548
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,752
I am like the Hound. And you're my Arya.

549
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:10,959
- Right?
- Guys!

550
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:13,440
If Doug Judy didn't blow up
the car, who did?

551
00:18:15,449 --> 00:18:17,313
Trudy Judy.

552
00:18:18,081 --> 00:18:19,081
_

553
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:24,277
Damn, sir, you took
that Charbonnay to the house.

554
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,105
- How you feeling?
- Let me take stock.

555
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,932
My equilibrium is askew,

556
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:30,109
my vision is partially impaired,

557
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,936
and I'm clearly slurring my words.

558
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,025
To put a fine point on it,
your boy is turnt.

559
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,449
Well, well, well,
there's only a minute left,

560
00:18:36,485 --> 00:18:38,117
and you are six bucks down.

561
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,379
I don't think you guys
are gonna make it.

562
00:18:39,587 --> 00:18:40,782
Hank, another Charb.

563
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,122
This one's hot.
It was sitting on the radiator.

564
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,390
- He's never gonna make it.
- Yes, he will.

565
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,262
Just don't breathe.
Let the liquid into your lungs.

566
00:18:55,585 --> 00:18:59,442
Five, four, three, two...

567
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:00,965
Closing time! Cops win!

568
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:08,364
All right, fine, the bar is yours.

569
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:12,002
But we're keeping this!

570
00:19:12,038 --> 00:19:13,195
Come on.

571
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,241
Before we all go home and pass out,

572
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:18,200
I want to say how sorry I am
that I deserted you earlier.

573
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:21,247
I want you to know that I care
about you all so very much,

574
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,552
each and every one of you.

575
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,376
Boyle, Santiago, Diaz, Hitchcock, Scu...

576
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:30,125
All right, I have officers
looking for her.

577
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,909
She was on foot.
She couldn't have gone far.

578
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,042
This is her.

579
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,218
- Where are you, Trudy?
- In the wind, Dougie.

580
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,177
Okay, that's a cool thing to
say, but what are you doing?

581
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,395
They were gonna reduce your charges.

582
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,092
Reduced charges are still charges,

583
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,485
and I can't go to prison.

584
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,532
There are no dudes there,
and I need to smush!

585
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,186
- Trudy!
- Oh, grow up, Doug.

586
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,188
I'm an adult woman
who's horny all the time.

587
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,451
- What is going on?
- Oh, are you judging me, ho?

588
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:53,017
Trudy, running from
the cops is a felony.

589
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,453
That means no more nursing school.

590
00:19:54,489 --> 00:19:55,664
Good. It sucked.

591
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,895
I only went to, like, one class.

592
00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:58,449
- What?
- It was boring as hell.

593
00:19:58,485 --> 00:20:00,468
So then I started
running Internet scams.

594
00:20:00,504 --> 00:20:01,722
Then there was identity theft.

595
00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:03,114
I was Queen Latifah for a bit.

596
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,029
Then Lil' Kim. That was less believable.

597
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,597
But then I found your old notebooks.

598
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,165
How come you never told me
how much fun car thieving is?

599
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,028
Because I didn't want you
to fall in love with it.

600
00:20:12,064 --> 00:20:13,348
Wait, I'm confused.

601
00:20:13,384 --> 00:20:14,909
When did you put the
bomb in the Ferrari?

602
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,432
I didn't do it. Dallas did.

603
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,898
And Dallas isn't some
criminal I'm afraid of.

604
00:20:18,934 --> 00:20:20,849
He's my employee. Say what's up, Dallas.

605
00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:22,612
- Wassup?
- Named after a city.

606
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,223
The hard part was trying to figure out

607
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,917
how to tell him my plan,
so then I came up

608
00:20:25,953 --> 00:20:27,182
with that whole boyfriend thing,

609
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,923
because I needed a distraction.

610
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,664
I knew you'd rush in,
all weird and old-fashioned,

611
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,231
try to protect my honor.

612
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,407
How can I caress her with my pecs?

613
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,235
Look at those things. They got thumbs.

614
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,888
I don't need you to protect me, Doug.

615
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,107
You're my baby sister.

616
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,369
I got to look out for you.

617
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,676
That's so sweet, and also dumb.

618
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,741
I'll see you at Christmas, sucker!

619
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,288
I love you, big bro.

620
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,407
Trudy!

621
00:20:47,815 --> 00:20:50,118
Man, I am gutted. This is awful.

622
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,033
Is this how you feel
every time I trick you?

623
00:20:52,069 --> 00:20:53,752
Pretty much. Yeah, it always hurts.

624
00:20:53,788 --> 00:20:54,990
Wow, I'm sorry, man.

625
00:20:55,026 --> 00:20:56,427
It must be really hard
to hang out with me.

626
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,431
Well, it's a tough relationship,
but it's exciting.

627
00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,283
Hey, Doug, I'm sorry
for not trusting you.

628
00:21:00,319 --> 00:21:01,866
Turns out you had
nothing to do with this.

629
00:21:01,902 --> 00:21:04,437
Oh, so you admit people can change.

630
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,178
Yes. Bruce Banner's pants
and shirt were correct.

631
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:08,658
You know what this means, right?

632
00:21:08,993 --> 00:21:10,555
6,203.

633
00:21:10,591 --> 00:21:12,575
6,204.

634
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,403
I am so glad I lost this bet.

635
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,275
I never find time for things I enjoy.

636
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,536
This is so unsatisfying.

637
00:21:17,572 --> 00:21:18,812
You're not even sweating.

638
00:21:18,848 --> 00:21:20,416
It's too easy. Get on my back, Jake.

639
00:21:20,452 --> 00:21:21,869
- No, I'm not...
- Get on my back, Jake!

640
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,428
Coming, strong man!

641
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:28,587
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