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It should come as no surprise

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that the very first
grade I ever received

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was a "super-duper."

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Granted it was for
counting spots on a ladybug,

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but still, I nailed it.

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Even as the difficulty
of assignments grew,

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I maintained the same
level of excellence.

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Good job, Cooper.

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That's just sad, Cooper.

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In every class, in every subject,

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I was perfect.

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Which is why this day hit
me like a ton of bricks.

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Hey, moonpie.

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Ready to go?

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Look at this.

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95? That's terrific.

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No. If it was terrific, it would say 100

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with the word "terrific" next to it.

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Don't sweat it, you'll
get 100 next time.

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But I should have gotten it this time.

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Dr. Sturgis made a mistake.

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And we're sweatin' it.

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Dr. Sturgis, I believe you've
made an error grading my test.

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Let me see.

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No, you didn't calculate
using Maxwell's equations.

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Maxwell's equation my sweet patootie!

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You like Willie Nelson?

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That would require
knowing the permeability

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of free space and natural units.

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I suppose...

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I like Willie Nelson.

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...an electric field, but
that would still require...

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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Morning, Peg.

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I need to run Sunday's bulletin

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by Pastor Jeff. Is he in?

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Yep.

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Is he coming down with somethin'?

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Yep.

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Oh, my, are you sick, too?

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Never better.

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Okay.

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Hello.

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Oh, hey, Mary, come on in.

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I-I'm fine here.

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Um, I have Sunday's bulletin

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for your approval. And
I wanted to ask about

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ordering the palms for Palm Sunday.

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I know it's early, but
as you remember last year,

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we waited too long and
First United Methodist

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snatched up all the perky ones.

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Ooh.

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Should you be here right
now? You look terrible.

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I feel terrible.

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Well, then go home, let
your wife take care of you.

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You'd think she'd do that, but no.

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Ooh. Well, you should
at least go see a doctor.

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I can't. The Walker couple
is coming in for counseling.

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If you rescheduled, I'm
sure they'd understand.

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Hey, what if you did it?

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Marriage counseling?

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Don't you need some sort
of training for that?

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Nah, you just listen, uh,

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give 'em a couple prayers,
send 'em on their way.

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- Okay, if you really want me to.
- I do.

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In fact, for the rest of
the day, you're in charge.

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All right? The bulletins,
the palms, it's all you.

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Well, all right, um,

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but only if you promise to
go home and get some rest.

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Sure. Home, movie theater,
food court, somewhere.

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Today we're gonna
work on interior angles

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of a convex polygon.

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Georgie, where's your brother?

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I don't know, do you
really want him here?

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Convex polygons are polygons...

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Sheldon, why aren't
you in second period?

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I'm working on this math problem.

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I think you might be the
first person in history

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who's ever cut class to do math.

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The irony wasn't lost on me.

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Oh, hey, 95. Good job.

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Really? I'm here every day

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and it's like you don't know me at all.

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Oh, okay. Um...

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aw, 95, too bad.

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There we go.

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Anything you can tell
me about the Walkers?

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Not really, just a couple of newlyweds

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trying to figure it out.

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Well, marriage is hard.

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- I'll never know.
- Oh...

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don't think that way.

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I'm sure there's someone
out there for you.

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Oh, no, that's not the problem.

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I just don't want to
waste this on just one guy.

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Sorry we're late.

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Someone couldn't decide on a hat.

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- Sorry.
- Oh, that's all right.

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Hi, I'm Mary Cooper, I'm gonna
be doing your session today.

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Oh, what happened to Pastor Jeff?

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He's out sick and asked me to fill in.

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- Oh, okay.
- But don't worry,

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you're in good hands. I've
been married for 15 years

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and whatever you're going through,

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I'm sure I've been
through it several times.

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Francine?

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I dig your hat.

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So when we first started dating,

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he would plan these elaborate
picnics by the lake...

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You know, like a real picnic
with the red and white blanket.

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- Oh, gingham, sweetie, it's called gingham.
- Yeah.

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And after you got married,

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all the picnics and wooing ended?

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No, no, not at all. No.

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In fact, Elliot's more dotin' than ever.

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He knows that tulips are my favorite,

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so every week there's
a fresh-cut bouquet

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on my nightstand.

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I own the flower shop
across from the post office.

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Well, y'all seem hunky-dory.

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I'm confused, what's the issue?

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Well, um, we're having
trouble in the, you know...

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The bedroom.

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Oh.

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Sheldon, what are you doing here?

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They wouldn't let me use the
phone in the principal's office.

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Who are you calling?

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Dr. Sturgis... It's a math emergency.

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Don't you think

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you should've asked my permission first?

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It's ringing. Yes or no?

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You know what? I don't care.

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Hello?

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Dr. Sturgis, this is Sheldon.
You're wrong and I can prove it.

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Is that so?

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It is so.

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All right, little man, bring it on.

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Go ahead, Sheldon, I'm all ears.

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Well, when I'm done, you're
going to be all tears.

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Okay, fellas, let's keep it civil.

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You claim that the only way
to calculate the magnetic field

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in QCD units is using
Maxwell's equations,

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but you're completely
discrediting energy density.

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But you're still off.

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By a factor of 3.54.

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Which would seem insignificant,

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but when examined closely,

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you realize that it's the
square root of four times pi.

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Your point being?

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Rationalized and non-rationalized units

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differ by four times pi...

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Anyone with a basic
knowledge of electric

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and magnetic fields would know that.

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I'm lost. Are we still being civil?

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It's all right, Connie.

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Sheldon's trying to
justify his shortcut.

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Not a shortcut,

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a more elegant and efficient method

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to achieve the correct answer.

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Well, I applaud the effort, young man.

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Don't treat me like a child,
treat me like a colleague.

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Fine. This is the stupidest
thing I've ever seen.

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How could you say that?!

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What are you doing?

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Treating him like a colleague.

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Do you and your
colleagues make each other

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run out of the room crying like that?

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Sometimes.

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But we run slower, 'cause we're old.

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And then he said, "For
the rest of the day,

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- you're in charge."
- Mm.

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Those were his exact
words. Can you believe it?

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"You're in charge."

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- Well, that's great.
- And thanks to me,

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this year United Methodist
is gonna get stuck

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with all the limp palms.

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Well, I don't know what
that means, but good for you.

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I even did some marriage counseling

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for a couple of young newlyweds.

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Ooh, what kind of trouble they having?

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Oh, it's all confidential;
I really can't say.

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Well, I don't need specifics,

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just, you know, general terms.

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They're having sexual problems.

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Really?

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Newlyweds?

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But we all prayed on it

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and then the answer
came clear as a bell.

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Yeah?

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The husband is under
a lot of stress at work

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and it's diminishing
his natural desires.

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Huh. What kind of work does he do

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he's got so much stress?

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He owns that flower shop
across from the post office.

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Flower shop. Huh.

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You've seen it. It's
called The Pretty Petunia.

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Huh.

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So, Sheldon,

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you and Dr. Sturgis figure out

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your math emergency?

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I'd rather not talk about it.

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Me neither.

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That's probably for me.

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I'm really getting popular.

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What's a math emergency?

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- That's when things don't add up.
- Hello?

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Oh, come on, guys, that was a good one.

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Mom, it's Pastor Jeff!

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Mm, excuse me.

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To answer your question, Georgie,

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it's when a scientist is too immature

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to admit when he's wrong.

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Maybe you're too immature.

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Gentlemen, please.

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I'm sorry, but when someone
with way less experience

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accuses me of not knowing

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what I'm talking about,
my hackles are up.

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What's a hackle?

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Well, if he's wrong,
then teach him to be right

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instead of berating him
like a big ol' jackass.

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That's very hurtful!

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Well, how 'bout that?

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They do run slower.

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Good news! I get to go visit a shut-in.

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What the hell is going on today?

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It's open.

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What's up, Schultz?

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Haven't you learned that I
know nothing, I see nothing...

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Hello? Mr. Gilford?

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Who are you?

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Hi, I'm Mary Cooper from the church.

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Pastor Jeff is out sick,

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so he asked me to
bring over your dinner.

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- Steak fingers?
- With extra gravy.

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Where's my Mr. Pibb?

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Oh, right here.

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You want me to open it for you?

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I've got hands.

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Maybe while you eat
we could chat a little.

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I'm old, I'm alone, I'm gonna die soon.

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- There, we've chatted.
- Okay.

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If you're not in the
mood for conversation,

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maybe there's something
else I could do for you.

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Haven't had a sponge bath in a while.

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Does Pastor Jeff give you a sponge bath?

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Sure does.

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Mr. Gilford.

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No...

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- Lights out?
- In a minute.

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I may not understand
exactly what's going on

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with you and Dr. Sturgis, but
you can't be rude to an adult.

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What if they're wrong?

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Doesn't matter. There are plenty
of stupid people in the world,

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but when they're older than you,
you got to show them respect.

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I understand, sir. Thank you
for your incredibly wise advice.

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Okay.

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Did you just call Dad stupid
without calling him stupid?

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Yes.

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Here, let me get that.

260
00:11:55,227 --> 00:11:57,967
And, uh, while I'm cleaning up,

261
00:11:57,969 --> 00:12:00,579
I could also tackle some of, um...

262
00:12:00,581 --> 00:12:03,495
Don't touch anything!
I like it the way it is.

263
00:12:03,497 --> 00:12:06,541
Could I at least open a
window, get you some fresh air?

264
00:12:06,543 --> 00:12:10,284
It's not necessary.
I've got some right here.

265
00:12:13,724 --> 00:12:15,724
Mind if I make some room to sit?

266
00:12:15,726 --> 00:12:16,964
You're staying?

267
00:12:16,967 --> 00:12:19,862
Yes, I'm staying. I'm
here to keep you company.

268
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:23,651
Why? So you'll look like
some kind of Good Samaritan?

269
00:12:23,654 --> 00:12:27,387
Because God calls on us
to serve our fellow man.

270
00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:30,558
Romans 12:13, "Share with
the Lord's people who are..."

271
00:12:30,561 --> 00:12:33,649
- What are you doing?
- Quoting scripture.

272
00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:35,730
Well, I don't want to hear that.

273
00:12:35,733 --> 00:12:37,398
You don't want to hear the Bible?

274
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,834
Not from some woman.

275
00:12:38,836 --> 00:12:41,706
- Excuse me?
- Where have you been?

276
00:12:41,709 --> 00:12:43,838
Women don't preach in our church.

277
00:12:43,841 --> 00:12:46,886
Well, I'm not in our church,
I'm in your living room,

278
00:12:46,888 --> 00:12:49,369
which is, by the way, disgusting.

279
00:12:55,418 --> 00:12:57,940
I'm sorry I called you a jackass.

280
00:12:57,942 --> 00:13:02,203
A "big, old jackass."

281
00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:05,774
But it's okay, I deserved it.

282
00:13:05,776 --> 00:13:07,820
Don't be too hard on yourself.

283
00:13:07,822 --> 00:13:10,737
Sheldon's always been
difficult to deal with.

284
00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:13,738
I'm not upset that he's difficult,

285
00:13:13,741 --> 00:13:16,481
I'm upset that he's right.

286
00:13:16,483 --> 00:13:18,378
Really?

287
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,886
And you're just now saying something?

288
00:13:20,889 --> 00:13:25,284
Energy density, rationalized
and non-rationalized units,

289
00:13:25,287 --> 00:13:27,284
I can't believe I missed it.

290
00:13:27,287 --> 00:13:30,781
Well, like you said,
everybody makes a mistake.

291
00:13:30,784 --> 00:13:32,461
But it was so obvious.

292
00:13:32,464 --> 00:13:36,196
A younger me would've seen it.

293
00:13:36,198 --> 00:13:38,981
I think I'm losing a step.

294
00:13:38,983 --> 00:13:40,635
You're not alone.

295
00:13:40,637 --> 00:13:43,856
The other night I had bingo for
five moves, didn't even know it.

296
00:13:43,858 --> 00:13:46,511
Were you drinking?

297
00:13:46,513 --> 00:13:48,737
It's bingo, of course I was drinking.

298
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:52,255
Don't worry about it.

299
00:13:52,257 --> 00:13:55,019
We'll lose a step together.

300
00:13:57,828 --> 00:14:00,091
Thank you, Bonnie.

301
00:14:01,353 --> 00:14:04,833
You see that? I made a joke about it.

302
00:14:04,835 --> 00:14:08,404
- Never do it again.
- Yes, ma'am.

303
00:14:12,843 --> 00:14:15,017
- Hey, Sheldon.
- Hello.

304
00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:17,150
You get that test problem sorted out?

305
00:14:17,152 --> 00:14:21,459
No, I'm afraid Dr. Sturgis and
I are still at a math impasse.

306
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,406
- Oh, I hate those.
- Thank you for asking.

307
00:14:24,409 --> 00:14:27,552
I appreciate it. And how are you doing?

308
00:14:27,554 --> 00:14:29,989
Since when are you interested?

309
00:14:29,991 --> 00:14:32,861
My father told me I should
be kind to old people.

310
00:14:32,863 --> 00:14:35,821
How old do you think I am?

311
00:14:35,823 --> 00:14:39,269
My father also told me if
a woman ever asks you that,

312
00:14:39,272 --> 00:14:40,565
it's a trap.

313
00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:42,654
Smart man.

314
00:14:42,656 --> 00:14:45,223
But I'll say 53.

315
00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:57,885
Peg, we got any more of
those fancy binder clips?

316
00:14:57,888 --> 00:14:59,322
Bottom right drawer.

317
00:14:59,324 --> 00:15:02,800
Oh! Um, hi.

318
00:15:02,803 --> 00:15:04,368
Y...

319
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,761
You're back. Uh, feeling better?

320
00:15:06,764 --> 00:15:08,089
No.

321
00:15:08,092 --> 00:15:10,620
Then what are you doing here?
Why aren't you home in bed?

322
00:15:10,623 --> 00:15:13,248
Because not everybody has a
happy marriage, Mary, okay?

323
00:15:13,251 --> 00:15:15,338
Sorry.

324
00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:18,080
How's everything going around here?

325
00:15:18,082 --> 00:15:21,292
Really well. I had a lovely
session with the Walkers.

326
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:24,847
I think that they're gonna be
fruitful and multiplying soon.

327
00:15:24,850 --> 00:15:26,914
And, um,

328
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:31,308
I had a visit with our
shut-in, Mr. Gilford.

329
00:15:31,311 --> 00:15:32,821
He's quite the character, isn't he?

330
00:15:32,824 --> 00:15:35,519
- That's a nice way to put it.
- Yeah, well, you got to

331
00:15:35,522 --> 00:15:37,792
give him a pass, what
with all he's been through.

332
00:15:37,795 --> 00:15:39,447
What's he been through?

333
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:42,440
Mary, that man sitting all
alone in that mess of a house

334
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:44,791
is a genuine war hero.

335
00:15:44,794 --> 00:15:47,795
People like you and me'll never
understand what he went through.

336
00:15:47,798 --> 00:15:50,059
I didn't know.

337
00:15:50,062 --> 00:15:53,325
Well, he sure won't talk about
it. He give you a hard time?

338
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:57,332
Yeah, and-and I kind of
gave him one right back.

339
00:15:58,797 --> 00:16:00,971
Would you mind if I went back over there

340
00:16:00,974 --> 00:16:02,669
and gave it another go?

341
00:16:02,672 --> 00:16:05,978
By all means. I got to lay down.

342
00:16:05,981 --> 00:16:08,634
Hey, Peg, if my wife calls, tell her...

343
00:16:08,637 --> 00:16:11,448
You know what, oh, she's not gonna call.

344
00:16:11,451 --> 00:16:12,755
Never mind.

345
00:16:23,651 --> 00:16:26,697
Mr. Gilford, it's Mary Cooper again.

346
00:16:31,439 --> 00:16:35,267
Mr. Gilford?

347
00:16:37,514 --> 00:16:39,818
Mr. Gilford?

348
00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:49,706
- You a relative?
- No.

349
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:50,926
Friend?

350
00:16:50,929 --> 00:16:53,712
I was trying.

351
00:16:53,715 --> 00:16:57,355
Okay, well, sorry. Coroner's on his way.

352
00:16:57,358 --> 00:16:58,925
Thank you.

353
00:16:58,928 --> 00:17:01,450
This is some mess, huh?

354
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:04,503
It's how he liked it.

355
00:17:15,591 --> 00:17:17,635
May I come in?

356
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,030
I guess.

357
00:17:24,383 --> 00:17:28,298
I looked over your work again and, uh,

358
00:17:28,301 --> 00:17:30,651
the math was correct.

359
00:17:33,744 --> 00:17:35,221
Really?

360
00:17:35,224 --> 00:17:37,224
You were right...

361
00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:40,794
and I was, uh, wrong.

362
00:17:40,797 --> 00:17:42,797
Sorry I doubted you.

363
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:46,855
Wow. It must be really
hard for you to admit that.

364
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,534
Well, yes.

365
00:17:48,537 --> 00:17:52,917
But, uh, I thought it could be
a learning opportunity for you.

366
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,081
What do you mean?

367
00:17:54,084 --> 00:17:56,003
I wanted to show you that being wrong

368
00:17:56,006 --> 00:17:58,190
is not the end of the world.

369
00:17:58,193 --> 00:18:01,803
Oh, okay. Thank you.

370
00:18:01,806 --> 00:18:04,550
Dr. Sturgis was a wise man.

371
00:18:04,553 --> 00:18:06,683
It was a learning opportunity.

372
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,470
And when the day comes that I'm wrong,

373
00:18:09,473 --> 00:18:11,562
I fully plan to admit it.

374
00:18:16,459 --> 00:18:20,240
Okay, before we finish up, I'd
like to call up Mary Cooper,

375
00:18:20,243 --> 00:18:22,376
who has a few words she'd like to say.

376
00:18:28,493 --> 00:18:30,102
Thank you, Pastor Jeff.

377
00:18:30,105 --> 00:18:34,133
As some of you might know,

378
00:18:34,136 --> 00:18:36,801
we lost a member of our congregation.

379
00:18:36,803 --> 00:18:40,101
James Gilford passed
away earlier this week.

380
00:18:40,104 --> 00:18:42,148
If that name isn't familiar to you,

381
00:18:42,151 --> 00:18:44,805
don't feel bad, it wasn't to me either.

382
00:18:44,808 --> 00:18:46,462
But in the last few days,

383
00:18:46,464 --> 00:18:48,943
I've gotten to learn
a little bit about him.

384
00:18:48,945 --> 00:18:53,513
He was married to his wife,
Meredith, for over 45 years,

385
00:18:53,515 --> 00:18:55,820
he was a lieutenant in the Army,

386
00:18:55,822 --> 00:18:57,940
and, forgive him for this,

387
00:18:57,943 --> 00:19:00,605
a big fan of the Dallas Cowboys.

388
00:19:02,084 --> 00:19:05,461
But even if you didn't know him,
I hope that you'll still join me

389
00:19:05,464 --> 00:19:08,049
in celebrating his life this Wednesday

390
00:19:08,051 --> 00:19:10,878
at the American Legion. Thank you.

391
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,839
Oh, um, and if there's anyone who's able

392
00:19:14,841 --> 00:19:17,586
to help me clean out his
house, please let me know.

393
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:21,149
Ooh, you know I love to
tackle clutter. We'll do it!

394
00:19:21,151 --> 00:19:24,097
Oh, thank you.

395
00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:29,917
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