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Checking in with us today?

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Okay, Miss Cutler.

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Looks like we have you in one
of our signature suites.

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Will you be needing
one room key or two?

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One's fine.

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All right.

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Are any of these
popular disc jockeys

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worthy of playing our wedding?

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DJ Duchess?

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DJ Squirt-Squirt?
Brian?

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Who cares?

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We could put a blonde wig and
a Givenchy shirt on an iPhone

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and no one would
know the difference.

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The DJ will be the first person

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to introduce us
as a married couple.

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Do you really want to hand
that responsibility

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to DJ Thugtastic?

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Nock Nock?
Who's Nock Nock?

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And how does he have
six million views?

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I think this is trash?

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But is it
"garbage trash" or, like,

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"trash that ends up
in a museum" trash?

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No, no.
It's rubbish.

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- Right?
- Right.

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I mean, he's just
some Ox'd-out redneck

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rapping behind an Arby's
or something.

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- Again?
- Yes, please.

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Well, we have had a shockingly
productive morning.

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We have booked our cake tasting,

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finalized booze selections,

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low-balled our officiant,
and tonight,

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we have an appointment with our florist.

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We got a florist?

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- This wedding's about to be
classy as fuck.

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Right.
Time to head off to write.

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I mustn't keep the muse waiting.

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Yes, hurry up. Wouldn't want to
lose the table near the outlet.

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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Come on.

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You're a reg at a coffee shop

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with a reg outlet
and reg writing hours.

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Plus, running point
on all this wedding shit...

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You've just become this, like,
stable-ass dude alla sudden.

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Stable?

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Yeah, I always thought the whole
point of being a writer

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was so that you could drink
all night in dive bars

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and challenge other writers to
fist fights and die hella early.

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But not you, Jimmy.

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You, sir, are a VGB:

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- A very good boy.
- I'm not a...

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I am the opposite of a good boy.

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I may have experienced
a marked level of success

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as of late, but that
doesn't change the fact

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that Jimmy Shive-Overly

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is and will always be,
unassailably,

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without question,
a bad, bad boy.

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Name one thing
that makes you a bad boy.

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I have a raging foot fetish.

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Foot fetishes are the applesauce
of fetishes.

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Bad boy fetishes are like

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you can only get turned on
if your dick's on fire.

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What are you still doing here?
You're gonna lose your outlet.

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Jimmy thinks he's a bad boy.

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What... what gives Edgar
the right to weigh in on this?

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Jimmy, Edgar has killed people.

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What is more bad boy than that?

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It's good.

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Everyone knows
you don't marry the bad boy.

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You bang him until he gets
caught knocking over

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a tattoo shop
he lost in a dice game.

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But marry him?
No way.

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That is what I have you for.

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Is that sunblock?

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Good boy.

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credits

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That was the mustard.

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Not my butt.

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You can eat in the meeting,
Gretchen.

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I mean, usually people
don't eat at these things,

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but, do you.
All right,

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time to pitch me new clients.

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Go.

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Still on pace
for 28 pages today, Jimmy?

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No, actually.

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I'm just winging it today.

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Who cares about page goals?

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You, bruh?

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You asked me to
"shame you mightily"

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if you don't make your page goal
every day. You good, fam?

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Yeah, I'm completely good, fam.

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It's just that my fiancée

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accused me of being a good boy.

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Preposterous.

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That is decaf, right?

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Just... I don't want
the afternoon jitters.

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Mind watching my stuff
while I hit the bathroom?

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Yeah! Yeah!

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Thanks.

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His music is fantastic.

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His brand is ripe
for developing.

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And his numbers speak
for themselves.

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When I saw Young Bludgeon
a few years ago,

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I felt he was talented, but
derivative of Lil Uzi Vert,

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which is to say I am not
interested in this at all,

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and neither should you be.

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Thanks for that complete waste
of time, Shayna.

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Gretchen.

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Well, two words for you.

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Actually, one word, twice.

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Also, not spelled
the way you'd think.

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Anyway,

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Nock... Nock.

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Who's there?

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Yes, exactly.
Nock Nock is there.

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Nock Nock is
a trailer park rapper

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who only raps about drugs
and his mom. And eating pussy.

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- Very fresh talent.
- Pull him up on the screen.

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We can do that later.

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Anybody heard of him?

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Well, how 'bout we all get
to know Nock Nock today?

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All of us? Today?

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Watch every video,
listen to every song.

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Comb through
his online presence to see

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if you brought us someone
who's worth our time.

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Rony really vouched for you
on this promotion,

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so I am looking forward
to seeing what the hype...

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is about.

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Meeting's done.

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Did you hear that?

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No. You know what else
I don't hear?

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The sound of me jizzing yet.

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- You guys banging?
- Aah!

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Noice!

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Sweet balls, E.

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Ew! You two.

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Get a room.

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I am in my... sheet room.

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Linds, grateful
you're letting us crash,

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but we can only kill so much
time at the 99 Cents Store.

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It's fun, but then a huge bummer
all of a sudden.

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Really sneaks up on you.

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Yo, what are you guys getting up
to the rest of the day?

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Ew! Get off!
Go back to your couch.

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Don't forget,
Paul will be over soon

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to do the insemination
procedure.

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Paul's gonna come in a cup, and
we're gonna put that in her vag.

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Bec, Tiny People,
Big House is on.

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- Okay, babe.
- This week

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- on Tiny People, Big Houses,
- Ooh!

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Kathy and Mark

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Have difficulties
with their reimagined...

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How are we living in a world

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where Becca
loves her husband now?

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And how is that world
living inside my apartment?

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I need to find someone.

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Soon.

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You and I hang out all the time.

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We do sex all the time.

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I want a "feeds me cheese balls"

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type of love.

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No.

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You didn't catch feels, did you?

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We promised we'd kill the other
if that happened.

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Do I need to get
my stabbing knife out?

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No. No feels.

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But...

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I don't know, what if we tried?

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Explain your words.

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What if, like,
we do what we're doing now

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but we moved it
to a restaurant and...

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you know, gave
catching feelings a shot?

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We do bone good.

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That's, like,
90% of a relationship.

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Let's do it!

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Let's go on a...

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da...

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DayQuil?:
No, that's not a word.

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What's the word
for a no-sex dinner?

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A date.

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Ew.

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That's it. A date.

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Lindsay, you're gonna
want to stay out of your

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underwear drawer
for a bit. Tallulah's

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taking a nap in there,
and she may or may not have

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sharted all over your thongs.

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No, she totally did.

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This is the guy?

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Yeah, right.

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-Aah! -Yvette would like to
get drinks with you tonight,

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off-campus. I'll be in touch
with your office.

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Like, a fun drinks, so...

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One street hot dog,
please, vendor.

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Why are you littering?

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Because I'm a bad boy.

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Do we need to find a grown-up?

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What are you, five?

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Who calls adults "grown-ups"?

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Piss off,
you meddling street urchins.

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Excuse me, grown-up.

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We need help.

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- I know, tell me about it.
- I did not even

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tell you about
our trip to Montana.

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Yeah, no, truly majestic.

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Big Sky Country.
Like, so humbling.

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- _ - I found myself. Best
part was, though, Lexi got sick

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on the second night,
so I was just out there

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bagging townies left and right.

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_

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Yeah, I know, it's like,
if you don't

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want to lose your pension,
then don't invest it

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in the first place, Grandma.

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Yeah.

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00:13:18,962 --> 00:13:20,965
Right? Yeah.

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00:13:28,005 --> 00:13:30,217
Hold on, dude, I got
to hit this sick crosswalk.

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Um, so, anyway,
the reason I'm calling is,

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are you still dealing Molly?

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We love to entertain, so...

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How you doin' in there, buddy?

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Fine.

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Give me a minute.

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kitchen that overlooks
the large living room.

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Yes, I do love to cook in it.

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You'd think
my reproductive anatomy

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would more than cooperate,

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considering I've refrained
from any emissions

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in two fortnights.

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Damn!
Great work, Paul.

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It's like a full side of ranch.

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It's wondrous to think
that of the 400 million-odd

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sperm you're holding,
one mighty swimmer

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might become my future child.

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How powerful is this moment?

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I'm up-squirting the specimen

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into the medical baster.

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00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:46,762
Now I'm inserting
the medical baster

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into the vaginal canal.

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Relax, honey.

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Almost done, Paul.

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All right.

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You can come out now.

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May I?

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Implant, dear offspring.

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Father cannot wait to meet you.

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00:15:21,948 --> 00:15:24,809
I can't believe it's been
four months and no fetus.

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My last sperm test revealed
I had historic motility.

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It's my "offish" doctor's
opinion this is absolutely,

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- possibly the one.
- And if not,

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there's always next month.

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Do you need a pen
to write the check or...

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Becca! This is a sacred moment.

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00:15:40,216 --> 00:15:42,270
You mind scribblin'
that five thou to "cash"?

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00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:44,629
Bec and I could really use
the walkin' around money.

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Question.

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How did you get hired
in the first place?

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Look, I know.

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00:16:03,498 --> 00:16:05,247
I was just a coked-out assistant

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00:16:05,272 --> 00:16:07,434
who spent most of her time
hooking up with industry guys

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and stealing iPod Shuffles
from swag bags.

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00:16:09,904 --> 00:16:13,589
But then Rick was decapitated
in that Jet Ski accident,

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and, suddenly, I got
a promotion I never asked for.

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And now, here I am,
three years later,

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getting married, pretending
to be a real publicist

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in my big office, which,
yeah, I stole.

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Which triggered another
promotion I didn't ask for.

264
00:16:28,176 --> 00:16:31,494
And I am a total fraud, okay?

265
00:16:31,927 --> 00:16:34,315
All I do is lie
and manipulate my clients

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into doing
what I want them to do.

267
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You just described
being a publicist.

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Yeah, anyways,
thanks for doing this off-campus

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to let me save face.

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Say bye to Toilet for me.

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Sit.

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God, you remind me
so much of me.

273
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It's true. I was just

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some rich girl
who liked to fuck musicians.

275
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- Really?
- Yes.

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I didn't take this job
seriously, either.

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Until one day I woke up
and decided I wanted

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to be good at something
other than

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avoiding being good at anything.

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The only thing I'm good at
is faking it.

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I get that you need to think
that's true,

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but I have news for you.

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When you weren't looking,
Gretchen,

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you actually became good.

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Can you imagine
how unstoppable you would be

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if you actually tried?

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Bad mom?

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You're lucky.

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Hello, florist.

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Please, enter so that
I may select centerpieces...

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A manly endeavor
if ever there was one.

292
00:18:05,859 --> 00:18:09,205
Do you have anything
a bit more dangerous and badass?

293
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:10,909
No. Pick one of these.

294
00:18:10,934 --> 00:18:13,994
You only just plunked them
annoyedly on the table

295
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a second ago.

296
00:18:15,223 --> 00:18:17,557
Well, daisies
are for schoolchildren.

297
00:18:17,582 --> 00:18:20,916
Succulents are
for anorexic Instagram girls.

298
00:18:20,941 --> 00:18:22,994
Is that just a bowl of sticks?

299
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,759
These are really quite
different, aren't they?

300
00:18:25,784 --> 00:18:28,557
One is white hydrangeas
and white calla lilies.

301
00:18:28,582 --> 00:18:30,135
The other
is all white hydrangeas.

302
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,916
Well, the subtle difference
speaks volumes.

303
00:18:32,941 --> 00:18:34,323
Can you hurry?
I have somewhere to be.

304
00:18:34,348 --> 00:18:35,981
Okay, yep. Um...

305
00:18:36,313 --> 00:18:39,830
-well, hydrangeas and
calla lilies it is. -Great.

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00:18:39,855 --> 00:18:41,354
That's the deposit amount,

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00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:43,823
and I need a sig there
and the check.

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00:18:43,848 --> 00:18:45,526
Then I can get the hell
out of here.

309
00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:47,221
You really shouldn't talk
to your customers this way.

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00:18:47,246 --> 00:18:49,057
You seriously want to argue
about my attitude,

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or do you want to tell
your fiancée

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that you got this done for her?

313
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,151
Ha! Joke's on you.
My fiancée

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doesn't give a shit about this.

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00:18:55,304 --> 00:18:56,470
Sorry.

316
00:18:56,572 --> 00:18:57,768
Most wedding people

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are total assholes.

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I get pre-defensive.

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00:19:00,535 --> 00:19:02,769
Pre-defensive
is my natural state.

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00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,455
What are you
so late for, anyway?

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00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:05,666
Going to a show.

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00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:07,643
What kind of show?

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00:20:06,111 --> 00:20:06,948
So...

324
00:20:07,593 --> 00:20:08,862
- What was that?
- What was what?

325
00:20:08,887 --> 00:20:10,041
- You said something.

326
00:20:10,066 --> 00:20:11,518
I-I-I didn't say anything.
You did.

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00:20:11,897 --> 00:20:14,284
Okay. Never mind.

328
00:20:15,276 --> 00:20:17,945
This food is taking forever.

329
00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:19,604
Isn't it taking forever?

330
00:20:19,629 --> 00:20:21,237
We haven't ordered yet.

331
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,330
Are you fucking kidding me?

332
00:20:24,566 --> 00:20:25,899
I mean...

333
00:20:26,228 --> 00:20:28,330
funny, I thought we had.

334
00:20:31,139 --> 00:20:32,940
How's the gym?

335
00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:34,901
I haven't worked there
for over a year.

336
00:20:34,926 --> 00:20:36,693
Really?

337
00:20:40,142 --> 00:20:41,487
I'm just...

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00:20:41,512 --> 00:20:44,869
- I'm gonna hit the men's room.
- Okay, cool. Cool.

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00:21:17,957 --> 00:21:20,394
We're so good
with our clothes off.

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00:21:20,427 --> 00:21:22,494
- What happened?
- I don't know.

341
00:21:26,571 --> 00:21:28,152
Hey.

342
00:21:28,259 --> 00:21:30,576
You deserve
to find love, Lindsay.

343
00:21:30,818 --> 00:21:33,878
If I don't find someone soon,
I'm gonna end up alone.

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00:21:33,903 --> 00:21:36,972
Like, "Mr. Rogers
begging children

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00:21:36,997 --> 00:21:38,706
to be his neighbor" alone.

346
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,509
I guess having Jimmy
and Gretchen

347
00:21:40,534 --> 00:21:42,738
about to tie the knot
is freaking me out.

348
00:21:42,763 --> 00:21:44,929
You know, maybe us hooking up

349
00:21:44,954 --> 00:21:47,464
has held you back
from finding it.

350
00:21:49,272 --> 00:21:52,339
As much as I'd hate
to give up quality D,

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00:21:52,364 --> 00:21:55,232
I need to create space
for love in my heart.

352
00:21:56,068 --> 00:21:57,613
And my puss.

353
00:21:57,638 --> 00:21:59,253
And I want that for you.

354
00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:15,285
Great sex, bud.

355
00:22:15,993 --> 00:22:17,259
Real horny.

356
00:22:30,953 --> 00:22:32,808
Crap, that was mine.

357
00:22:35,433 --> 00:22:36,996
Thank you.

358
00:22:38,165 --> 00:22:40,746
So, let's talk Nock Nock.

359
00:22:41,124 --> 00:22:43,949
- We're flying him in
for a signing meeting next week.

360
00:22:43,974 --> 00:22:46,541
- Wait, but everyone hated him.
- But you liked him.

361
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:49,316
I couldn't stop watching him.
That doesn't mean I liked him.

362
00:22:49,341 --> 00:22:51,871
In a moment of panic, you
pulled him out of your brain.

363
00:22:51,896 --> 00:22:54,816
I'll go with instinct every time
in this business.

364
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,996
I am definitely
gonna screw this up.

365
00:22:57,021 --> 00:22:59,324
Well, don't tell me that.
Jesus.

366
00:22:59,349 --> 00:23:00,980
We had our little
heart-to-heart.

367
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:02,816
We experienced
some growth, right?

368
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:04,274
I'm invested in you now.

369
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:06,399
Nock Nock is all you, baby girl.

370
00:23:07,109 --> 00:23:09,011
Don't fuck this up.

371
00:23:09,177 --> 00:23:10,593
I won't.

372
00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:27,787
That was crazy.
How the hell

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00:23:27,812 --> 00:23:30,097
did you survive that body slam?

374
00:23:30,122 --> 00:23:32,322
I feel... incredible!

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00:23:32,347 --> 00:23:34,519
The rage.
The electricity.

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00:23:34,544 --> 00:23:38,277
The devotion
of your entire physical being

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00:23:38,302 --> 00:23:40,402
to the communal goal of feeding

378
00:23:40,427 --> 00:23:43,925
an endless vortex
of violence is...

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00:23:44,477 --> 00:23:47,324
the most asinine thing

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00:23:47,349 --> 00:23:49,667
that I have ever done
in my life.

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00:23:49,692 --> 00:23:52,175
To think that I wasted
even a millisecond

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00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,980
worrying about
whether I'm a quote-unquote

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00:23:55,005 --> 00:23:57,706
"bad boy" when being bad

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00:23:57,731 --> 00:23:59,277
is so cheap.

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00:23:59,632 --> 00:24:02,250
It's an empty goal
for the stupid

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00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:05,042
that achieves
nothing substantive.

387
00:24:05,268 --> 00:24:08,003
Whereas my predictability

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00:24:08,028 --> 00:24:10,816
has afforded me
a life that I love,

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00:24:10,841 --> 00:24:14,276
an incredible fiancée
who's the reason

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00:24:14,301 --> 00:24:16,651
that I'm having this epiphany
in the first place.

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00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:20,675
I mean, maybe the true mark
of a bad boy

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00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:23,791
is knowing that you can be bad

393
00:24:23,816 --> 00:24:25,359
but having the strength

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00:24:25,384 --> 00:24:28,261
to not have to prove it
all the time...

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00:24:38,064 --> 00:24:45,040
credits